Hide your dogs, because the fur-loving puppy-killer Cruella De Vil is back. Actress Emma Stone is confirmed to play the "devil woman" in Disney's upcoming live action film, Cruella.

Stone has played a range of well loved characters, from Skeeter Phelan in The Help to Gwen Stacy in The Amazing Spider-Man, but playing a true villain is a bit of a departure for the actress. Glenn Close played Cruella De Vil in the 1996 version of 101 Dalmatians produced by John Hughes, so Stone has some big, fur-lined shoes to fill. 

Hollywood Reporter first broke the story about the surprising casting choice, but it has since been confirmed by multiple news sources. Cruella will be based off the 1961 Disney classic 101 Dalmatians, and the film will focus around Cruella'sbackstory (kind of like Malificent) and how she came to be the fashion obsessed villainess/PETA's biggest nightmare.

The script is to be written by Kelly Marcel, who wrote the Mary Poppins inspired Disney film Saving Mr. Banks as well as the very-not-Disney film 50 Shades of Grey. Wow, what range. 

After the success ofThe Jungle Book that came out this year, it looks like Disney will be following suit and releasing many more live action versions of their classic stories. According to Marie Claire, upcoming live actions flicks include Maleficent 2, a new Mary Poppins movie (starring Emily Blunt and Lin-Manuel Miranda), and a Tim Burton directed Dumbo. However, Cruella is first on the docket, and so far speculation points to a release date next year. 

If you want to get yourself pumped, remind yourself of Cruella's awesome theme song, but be warned. It will be stuck in your head pretty much all day. 

Last Friday, a Facebook group called Young Breastfeeding Mommas posted a very angry text message from a woman who is apparently against moms breastfeeding their babies in public. The lengthy text was directed to a mom named Jasmine who was breastfeeding her son in a McDonalds restaurant.

This lady was apparently more concerned with Jasmine feeding her hungry child than with eating some of Mickey D’s criminally delicious fries.

The text reads:

hello jasmine? I saw you today at McDonalds with your boyfriend and baby. He is really adorable. But, I saw you were breastfeeding your son and that was very inappropriate and gross. I’m sorry hun but nobody wants to see that and it really made me angry that you were doing that okay. I had my bf and my 6 year old brother with me and brother does not need to see that nor does my bf. And you have a boy. Boys don’t need to [be breastfed]. You should have your son taken from you because that’s child molestation! I should report you to child welfare so just give him formula or pump if you think he needs it. He don’t need it he us [sic] already fat like his dad. Formula is better and easyer [sic]!!!! And if you can’t afford it stay off your back!

Several people in the comment's section were pissed after seeing a fellow breastfeeding mom get scolded like that.

The owner of the group page was rather polite about the situation.

Someone probably tampered with that lady's Big Mac sauce.

In an interview with ET, non-super model and Skin Wars host Rebecca Romijn discussed youngsters like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner. When asked about the two models—who are undeniable stars on social media—Romijn described their rise and accolades as "frustrating."

Said Romijn:

I know a lot of people — legitimate fashion people — can’t stand it. Hate it that these, you know, social media stars are now the supermodels in fashion. They are not true supermodels. And the thing is, I have always looked to Vogue magazine to lead the way, not be a follower. I rely on Vogue to set the standard, not follow what everybody else is doing. So I have been disappointed that fashion magazines have been supporting this trend of social media stars to set our style standards. But it will change; fashion always does.  

Romijn is certainly right that fashion changes (though it doesn't always seem that way, especially when everyone is rocking chokers once again). But why the bad vibes towards social media stars? The two models have landed their fair share of Vogue covers and while, sure, they got a boost from their family names, they look pretty decent on all their covers.

Plus, the ladies have walked on famous runways and appeared in major campaigns just like the '90s supermodels.

These ladies certainly aren't Claudia Schiffer or Naomi Campbell, but sadly it's not 1996 anymore. And to their credit, these young women look good in clothes.

At least Rebecca Romijn can't deny the greatness of Ashley Graham. "Ashley Graham," she said, "is one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on. She is incredibly healthy and I think it’s fantastic that SI is opening up our standards of beauty to include somebody that a lot more people in our country can relate to. Women don’t get sexier than Ashley Graham—she is just as hot as can be."

Truth.

On Wednesday, a new episode of Undercover Lyft (the show where celebrities get behind the wheel of the popular car service for a day to surprise fans/freak the living shit out of shy people just trying to get somewhere) aired, featuring famous Seattle football player Richard Sherman, driving in Seattle. And in this city so famous for its rabid fans, basically nobody even recognizes him. True, he's disguised by sunglasses, a hat, and a pretty sweet baja drug rug. But it wasn't due to lack of hinting.

In the clip, Sherman introduces himself as "Richie," talks about nothing but sports, calls himself a "connoisseur" of football (which should probably be on his business card), makes a ton of sports references, mentions Richard Sherman, and all but drives the Lyft onto a football field and through the goal posts. But nope. That's okay, though. It's just because no one is watching athlete's faces, just their games and feats of athletic prowess. And maybe their butts.

In a story that quickly goes from funny to tragic, NBC News reports that Nathan MacClain, former owner of Zany Zoo Pet Store in Eugene, Oregon, has been arrested for allegedly stealing a Galago (a bush baby), a laptop, and Girl Scout cookie money from his store to tip a prostitute. An investigation into the robbery led police to an out-of-town prostitute in possession of the little fella in her hotel room.

The bush baby, perfectly named "Gooey," is in safe custody, as you can see above.

"Still funny, not tragic," you may be saying to yourself. Well, MacClain was found driving under the influence of methamphetamine​ two days after the primate's recovery, which likely explains why his better judgment told him to see prostitutes and steal animals to tip them.

MacClain has not been convicted yet, and Abbie MacClain, Nathan's wife and current owner of Zany Zoo Pet Store, didn't even suspect her husband's involvement until police contacted her. The store took to Facebook to address the incident and the difficulties that have befallen their family in the aftermath of Gooey's kidnapping.

Here's the full message.

This post is in regard to the recent news being spread around Facebook by KEZI and others about the arrest of Nathan McClain.

The owner of Zany Zoo Pets is Abbie McClain, Nathan's wife.

1. When Abbie heard about Nate's possible wrongdoing, she immediately began getting his name off the business and banking accounts.

2. Abbie and her kids are suffering right now through this tragedy and trying to figure out the best course of action. Thank you to those of you that understand this and are supporting Abbie.

3. Nathan McClain will have no further association with Zany Zoo.

4. Abbie has been cooperating with the investigation. She personally thought that someone broke in to the store and stole her beloved animal and money and had no reason to suspect otherwise until contacted by the police.

5. She is now waiting to see whether charges are brought against Nathan related to the theft. At this point he is charged with soliciting a prostitute.

6. Please respect that the real victim here is Nathan's family and keep any negative comments off the Zany Zoo page as it is no longer affiliated with Nathan McClain.

We will delete any comments related to this story so that we can effectively serve our customers. Nathan's potential wrongdoing has no bearing on our ability to care for our animals and customers.

Hopefully the MacClain family can work their issues out and return to the halcyon days of the exotic animal business sooner rather than later.

The good ole days.

People all over the world are taking big gulps of Lemonade, Beyoncé's modern masterpiece that serves up both empowering anthems and good, old fashioned intrigue. At the end of "Sorry" (the Beyoncé song, not to be confused with Justin Bieber's or the board game), she references a "Becky with the good hair," a suspicious moniker for Jay-Z's mistress(es).

Since people and The Internet love a good mystery, they've been using their collective sleuthing skills to uncover the identity of the one—or many—women referred to as "Becky," and will not quit until they have Becky's head (with the good hair) on a stake. Here are the likely Beckys, many of whom should be in witness protection by now. 

1. Rachel Roy

The first theory of the Beckdentity was that Rachel Roy, the fashion designer (and not Rachael Ray the celebrity chef), was Becky. People assumed that she outed herself with the caption on a now-deleted Instagram, which included "Good hair don't care."

Roy immediately fell prey to the Beyhive, who edited her Wikipedia to reflect that theory.

Roy and her people have continuously denied the claims, and she tweeted her respect for the sanctity of marriage:

2. Rita Ora 

Them lemon nipples can only mean one thing. Plus, she was in Fifty Shades of Grey, so you really can't trust her judgment. 

But, she has also denied it via Twitter.

Interesting.

3. Gwyneth Paltrow

Not only is she one of the world's most consistently insufferable people, but that photo is pretty incriminating. And she has really fancy hair, that is likely lathered in bee semen or whatever Goop shit is popular that week.

4. Liv

The rapper Liv released a song in 2014 called "Sorry Mrs. Carter," in which she brags about being Jay-Z's "side chick." But the video is so poorly produced and uses the font Times New Roman in the title card, so it's hard to take her seriously.

5. Lori Laughlin

Aunt Becky straight-up denied it. But she also misspelled "Beyhive," so truly can't be trusted. 

6. Claudia Scheelen

Jay-Z was confirmed to have partied with the Belgian model in Antwerp three-years-ago, and she suspiciously 'grammed the "Lemonade" cover for attention.

7. Mya

The singer was ambushed by both TMZ and the Beyhive, insisting it wasn't her, but also saying, "Any man is capable of such things." Hmm.

8. Rihanna 

Moving on.

9. Jake Gyllenhaal

Love in the heart of the city.

10. Taylor Swift

The shirt says it all.

11.  David Beckham

Plus, look at that hair flutter in the wind. 

12. Gabourey Sidibe 

Seems like plenty of proof. 

13. This lady on the subway.

It may have started innocently, but their sweet smiles at one another suggest the possibility of something more. 

14. Marina Abramovic 

In this day and age, with everybody on their phones, eye contact is basically foreplay—and that eye contact is undeniable. This might be the performance artist's greatest feat yet.

On April 26, Channing Tatum became one year wiser (and hotter), an event that he celebrated with his wife Jenna Dewan by getting turnt in the countryside. The evidence is all in the Solo cup:

The birthday was made "the best day ever," according to Tatum, thanks to this present from his wife:

A horse. A goddamn horse, presented to Tatum while he and his family were hanging out at a trailer. Can it get more American?

Charming father that he is, Tatum allowed his two-year-old daughter Everly to paint his face. Then Tatum jumped on Cajun the horse.

On a scale of eh to hell yeah, how badly do you want to be that horse?

Happy belated, Channing Tatum.

May you and your wife continue dancing together for years to come.

Destin Sandlin has one of the most popular YouTube channels, Smarter Every Day, but he momentarily made a lot of fans worried there might not be any more videos after this latest experiment—turning off a flying helicopter to prove a point. That point is that astrophysicist and Internet science man who likes to pedantically correct everyone Neil deGrasse Tyson is wrong, specifically about his claim that "An airplane whose engine fails is a glider. A helicopter whose engine fails is a brick."

As Sandlin terrifyingly demonstrates, things are a lot more complicated than that. Stick to astrophysics, Dyson! Leave the aerodynamics to the aeronautical engineers and the YouTubers! (The actual engine disconnect comes at 6:00, but you should enjoy the beautiful scenery until then.) 

Twitter users have embraced the inevitable with the hashtag, #obityourself. People have been known to write their own obituaries before they pass, and it always helps to inject some fun into the usually somber memorial of one's life. After all, there are only three certain things in this world: death, taxes, and silly hashtag games.

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Looks like Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas are joining the long list of celebrities that are protesting the discriminatory HB2 laws by refusing to perform in North Carolina. Much like a gas station bathroom, people are avoiding ever stepping foot in the state at all costs due to the recently passed law that forces transgender individuals to use the restroom in alignment with the sex on their birth certificates. They were due to make stops in Raleigh and Charlotte with their Honda Civic Tour: Future Now tour this summer, but canceled those dates.

Lovato and Jonas released a joint statement that they both posted on their Instagram accounts breaking the news to fans.

When disappointed fans expressed their annoyance at the canceled tour dates, Lovato answered them on Twitter.

Nick and Demi are in good company when it comes to the protest. Bruce Springsteen, Ringo Starr, Father John Misty, and Bryan Adams have all canceled tour dates in North Carolina.

Get it together, North Carolina. Even Trump thinks trans people should be able to pee free, and that's a pretty low bar.

If you live in an expensive city—think San Francisco, New York City, London, or Toronto—expensive rent doesn't guarantee a good place to live. In fact, very often you are stuck with a total sh*thole apartment because, in a competitive market, landlords know they can get away with it. In London, Twitter users began tweeting about their horrible living situations with the hashtag #VentYourRent in advance of their mayoral election, and Americans have joined in because if anyone knows about exploitative capitalism, it's the Untied States (U.S.A.! U.S.A.!). Here are some of the most horrifying stories people have shared. See, now your rat-infested railroad apartment doesn't seem so bad!

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Allison Wint was a substitute art teacher at Harper Creek Middle School in Michigan up until she recently taught a lesson on George O'Keeffe to an eighth-grade class, WMMT reported. Anyone who has seen some of O'Keeffe's more famous works will immediately recognize O'Keeffe's unique and vaginal take on flowers.

O'Keeffe (which conveniently rhymes with queef) and vagina go hand-in-hand, so of course Wint dropped the v-word a few times.

She said vagina "maybe 10 times" during the lesson, Wint told the Detroit Free Press. “But it was never in a vulgar capacity.”

Nonetheless, Wint was reprimanded after the school caught wind of the dangers that were happening in the classroom. Wint's lesson went against school policy, which demands that teachers receive approval before touching upon the terrifying topic of reproductive health.

Another stipulation to this policy is that parents must be notified of the impending lesson, and can remove their kids from the class.

Wint wasn't aware of this old-fashioned rule, as she explained to school administration. Nonetheless, she was canned. 

“I thought if I used a euphemism, that would make it into a joke,” she told WMMT. “And I don’t think that’s a word you should be afraid of.” 

Wint said she "harbor[s] no ill will against" the school, but Facebook commenters do.

In sum, vagina. 

Vagina. Vagina.

Vagina.

Have you ever thought about how your body looks like when you’re fast asleep? Well, thanks to photographer Olivia Martin-McGuire’s “Sleepers” series, you can get a glimpse of all the different shapes your body can possibly make when you drift off to dreamland.

Martin-McGuire invited her friends (both couples and individuals) to a cozy, private space and asked them to recreate the unpremeditated poses they make when asleep. Over an email interview, Martin-McGuire told Someecards that, with this project, she hoped to explore “the choreography of the unconscious.” 

The result is a genuine-looking collection of unrehearsed poses. Some couples take to the spooning position, some individuals go to fetal position, and other folks are just sprawled out sloppily on the mattress.

It's sleep you guys, not the runway.

Before each shoot, she asked people “to study their own sleep. How they woke up? How they fell asleep. What shapes they made, what they held onto.” 

Regarding the setup, Martin-McGuire placed “a thick mattress below the camera and then tethered the camera to a screen away from the bed. That way people could be intimate and move around while we watched from the computer at a distance.” After snapping the images they were then “graded and printed onto thick watercolor paper larger than life.”

Martin-McGuire said that it took her over six months to complete the series. 

“I enjoyed the universality of the body language of clutching, pulling, pushing, rolling, hugging and dancing. I enjoyed the patterns and expression that were made to give the viewer a hint as to where they may be in the dream realm,” she said.

"Humans are very beautiful. Especially in their natural states."

Oh boo, you reached the end of this post. What to do? Go to sleep, and make your own poses.

Today is Administrative Professionals Day. And sorry, people who are celebrating their APs: no matter how hard you try to make the day special for them, Ellen DeGeneres has beaten you. She did so with the help of the world's hottest secretary: Chris Hemsworth, who in addition to playing Thor, also plays the administrative professional in the new Ghostbusters film. Thor and Ellen stopped by the cubicle of one lucky secretary who works on the Warner Brothers lot and is a pretty big fan of Hemsworth's. Like, posters-up-in-her-cubicle fan.

Needless to say,  the super fan was super happy to have her celebrity crush come and giver her a massage.

This woman knows what she wants in life.

Who wants to be a secretary now?

Listen up, everyone out there breathlessly anticipating Anne Hathaway's thoughts on Beyoncé​'s Lemonade—the wait is over. On Wednesday, Hathaway posted a video to Instagram of herself enjoying, in her own Anne Hathaway way, Beyoncé's new album. Her post is captioned: "Respect beyond respect. @Beyonce just changed so many games. Queen just became an Empress. Chills all over. #LEMONADE"

Okay, great. There it is. Watch it. Watch it 20 times, maybe. Process it. Let it all sink in.

Oh, Anne. Anne, Anne, Anne. No one wants to make fun of you, Anne. It's just that you make it so hard not to. First off, you do know that song is not from Lemonade, but is actually from Beyoncé's 2008 album I Am…Sasha Fierce, right? And what's with the intake of breath right as "Halo" kicks in in the background? Were you going to say something profound, but then at the last minute decided, "You know what? Never mind. I'm going to let the hand do the talking." Wow, a B scrawled in marker on your palm. Really going all out to honor the "Empress," huh? And hey, why are you bowing your wrist as well as your head? That's not how you greet royalty. That doesn't even make any sense. Also, back to point one, Anne: that's not Lemonade. CAN YOU NOT AFFORD TIDAL?

Of course, other websites also want to review Anne's review. For example, Vulture.

And Popcrush.

Annnnd The Frisky.

Here's the real subtext of the video—Anne Hathaway is Becky. Calling it right now. Just wait.

LeeAdianez Rodriguez-Espada, a 12-year-old in Rochester, New York, accidentally found herself in a race even longer than her name. With no training, and only two months after she started running regularly, Lee crossed the finish line of a half marathon she didn't even know she was going to run.

The morning of the accidental triumph, Lee was running late (hehe) for a 5K, but ended up being placed among the adult runners in the half marathon. 

And some point during the race, she saw a woman working for the marathon. "I asked her how long it was," Lee said, "and she said, 'Like 13 miles,' and that's when it struck me I was in the half-marathon instead of the 5K."

Watch the whole video and feel even inferior-er:

Her family had no idea where she was, and the marathon tracker wasn't working. But they managed to find each other at the finish line.

Can you still resent an overachiever who didn't even know she was achieving?