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If you like Harry Potter, you might like this woman's wall. J.K. Rowling certainly did.

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Author Meredith McCardle really likes Harry Potter. Like, really, really likes Harry Potter. In fact, her Twitter bio reads "Harry Potter is a religion," so she is like, really into it. She took her love for the boy wizard to new heights when she hand-painted the entire first page of the Harry Potter series on her wall. Even though having an entire wall of text (literally) may seem like a huge decorating faux pas, it actually looks really awesome. That is, if you're into that sort of thing. 

Other Potterheads (yes, that is really what some Harry Potter fans really call themselves) complimented McCardles work, but speculated that some magic was involved. 

But nothing compared to this—the best thing that could ever happen to a Harry Potter fan short of getting an actual Hogwarts acceptance letter. 

Although her interior decorating skills and steady hand have garnered the attention of J.K. Rowling herself, it looks like McCardle will only be putting words down on pages from now on. 


26 great tweets by godless liberal comics about Trump saying Clinton plays the 'woman card.'

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On April 26, orange Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump accused Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton of using her femaleness to her advantage. Quoth the Donald: "I call her 'Crooked Hillary' because she’s crooked, and you know the only thing she’s got is the woman card. That’s all she’s got, and it is pandering. It’s a weak card in her hands. In another person’s hands it could be a powerful card. I’d love to see a woman president, but she’s the wrong person."

Later that night, he echoed that line of attack, even after criticism from Clinton. "Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she'd get five percent of the vote," he said. "The only thing she's got going is the women's card. And the beautiful thing is, women don't like her. Look how well I did with women tonight." 

Weirdly, some women opposed the idea that being a woman in America gave them an advantage. And so, like they do, godless liberal comedians began cracking wise on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from those commies. 

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Blowtorch melting a jawbreaker is the most mesmerizing and sticky thing you'll see all day. No, that's not a challenge.

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Apparently, you don't have to actually eat a jawbreaker to really enjoy it, as is evident in this video of a giant jawbreaker being melted with a blowtorch. Consider this payback for all those cavities.

The YouTube channel "Let's Melt This" is dedicated to melting stuff (you have to love a title that tells you exactly what you're getting into), and released this hypnotic video of a melting jawbreaker earlier this week. If you could never withstand the jaw pain long enough to reach the middle of the jawbreaker as a kid, you will finally get to see the core of that giant sugar ball. 

From the description:

Melting a giant jawbreaker with a blow torch! Jawbreaker candy is well known for keeping kids busy for hours thanks to its durability. Well today this jawbreaker met its ultimate challenge - a blow torch with a max temperature of 1900 degrees fahrenheit. It took a total of 3 minutes and 46 seconds to completely melt the jawbreaker with a blow torch. We sped the footage up so that our viewers could witness the entire jawbreaker 

The rainbow colored melting sugar, along with the gentle hum from the blowtorch, provides a brain-numbing sort of hypnosis that will distract you from your responsibilities for a glorious one minute and twenty-three seconds. Go ahead. Play it again. 

Kris Jenner Instagrammed a picture of her dark-haired grandson, Mason. People are outraged and confused.

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Kris Jenner, Kardashian matriarch, Instagrammed a photo of her eldest grandchild and future money-maker Mason Disick, as Elite Daily reported. From the looks of it, however, this isn't Mason but some random kid. 

What's the hoopla about? This kid's hair color is more Kardashian circa 2007 than Mason Disick circa 2016.

Happy Birthday to my sweet boys who forever changed my heart! I still can't believe they have the same birthday.

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

All you need is love. Merry Christmas!

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

People are freaking out and jumping to the conclusion that either Kris Jenner creeped up on a rando and snapped a picture, or Kourtney dyed her son's hair.

Some people were rational. 

Then there was this guy: 

Helpful.

Anyway, likely nobody has dyed this six-year-old's hair. Previous photographic evidence confirms that underneath it all, Mason Disick has dark hair.

Hair ✂️

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

As entertaining as it is to imagine Kris Jenner suddenly feeling like her Insta needs to come off as more loving and subsequently posting a random kid's photo, that's not what happened.

21 people who ordered outfits online, only to curse the Internet for very false advertising.

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Right after "don't talk to strangers," the second important life lesson parents should instill in their little ones is "don't buy ultra-cheap dresses online, because it could be from a sketchy site that likely has a few poor souls stashed away in a basement, creating knock-off outfits like some fashion Frankensteins." In other words, it might look nothing like the picture.

These 21 people sadly didn't have their parents educate them about the hazards of online shopping, and they succumbed to the allure of inexpensive online clothes. In the end, these shoppers paid dearly for their mistakes with utter fashion disasters. Don't be them. 

1. The definition of false advertising. 

 

2. It's not the best fit.

3. Maybe this mistake was for the best.

4. She should repurpose this dress as a curtain in a little girl's room.

5. At least these shoes almost look wearable.

6. If you squint, this dress is a good reproduction.

7. OK, this one isn't that bad, is it? 

8. This girl thought she was ordering a dress, but nope.

9. Maybe with a little bit of steam this will look better?

10. Fuggs are kind of a thing, so this person can get away with these boots.

11. The dress is pink. Could be worse.

12. This one's a joke, right?

13. Hm, not quite.

14. Now here's a good outfit for a toga party.

15. This dress can't be salvaged.

16. The train looks a bit like it's supposed to.

17. Things these dresses have in common: nothing.

18. This would be a good costume for a kid's play.

19. The beading is a little different.

20. Hopefully, she wore a slip.

 21. Is this the worst purchase on this list?

Yes. It looks like this girl is wearing a mother-of-the-bride dress from a 1970s soap opera instead of the lace-y stunner she tried to purchase.

Here's why everyone makes a weird face putting on mascara. It's not just you.

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When women (or men! 2016 baby!) apply mascara, their mouths often open automatically. It's like a dopier version of the surprise emoji, but sometimes women don't even realize they're doing it. So—because this is the Internet, where every question must have an answer—Mental Floss asked neuroscientist Zeeshan Ozair why people make that face.

You're not just doing it because you're surprised you have eyes.

The answer: it's the fault of nerves that happen to be close together. 

“The trigeminal nerve controls the movement of muscles of mastication, which open and close your jaw,” Ozair tells mental_floss. “Two other nerves, the facial nerve and the oculomotor nerve, together control the movement of eyeballs and eyelids.” Those three nerves all originate in close proximity to one another in the brainstem at a point of origin called a nucleus.

Mascara face may be a kind of physiological fluke. “In several people, connections”—called collaterals—“develop between these different brainstem nuclei,” says Ozair, who’s currently studying human-specific aspects of neural development and corticogenesis (cortical development). “As a consequence of these collaterals, when one nerve is activated, the other is as well.”

If you try, though, you don't have to make that face while applying mascara. It can be overridden, like how you can override the instinct that tells you to inhale and hold your breath instead, or the instinct that tells you not to click on a blog post about the Kardashians even though Kim is doing something real weird.

A random guy found Troian Bellisario's phone and Coachella tickets, she repaid him by letting him run her social media accounts for a day.

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Losing your bag can be a real nightmare. Thoughts like "oh no, my phone is in there!" or "now someone will see that I carry around way too many tampons!" may be what you worry about, but forPretty Little Liars star Troian Bellisario, the stakes are a little bit higher. Bellisario currently has over seven million Instagram followers, a huge acting career, and—for some reason—she doesn't lock her phone with a password. If her phone were to fall into the wrong hands, there could definitely be trouble. So, when she accidentally left her bag outside her car after a hike, she had a lot more to lose than a whole bunch of tampons.

According to Seventeen, the bag was recovered by a man named Jack Wagner who found her cell phone and  Coachella tickets inside. First, he texted a few of Troian's contacts to try to locate her, but when they didn't answer, he utilized her extensive social media network. It started with this picture posted to her Instagram page (again, with seven million followers.)

Hey i found your phone/bag outside griffith. I texted some contacts in ur phone with my number but nobody's responding. I gotta head out in 30 mins please hit me up. Lol you have a lot of followers.

Yes, she does. Then things got a little bit disturbing...

why isnt DISTURBED playing at coachella? My uncle tony told me they were headlining and i believed him until now. Apparently he lied to me! Every band at coachella is a joke compared to disturbed. Im extremely upset about this#coachella2016 guys never trust ur uncles especially if their name is tony

Is this man a good Samaritan, or completely evil? At this point, Troian was informed that her phone was possibly in the hands of crazy person, so she borrowed a friend's phone to post this picture/explanation and get in contact with Jack.

Guys. I am so so sorry. I just got a hold of the person who has my phone. (My new phone because apparently my old one was hacked) and I am rushing to get it. Thank you for all the concern and alerts. This will teach me not to unpack my car before a hike when I'm daydreaming like an idiot. Also thank you @docdangerfor loaning me your phone. I changed all my Pw but I apologize for the previous posts and if they weirded anyone out. Xx.

The insanity continues. 😒🔫

A photo posted by Troian ellisario (@sleepinthegardn) on

Then the story took a fairytale-like twist. In exchange for promising to keep her cellphone and it's contacts protected overnight, Troian gave Jack her all-access Coachella passes (valued at about a zillion dollars), as well as permission to Snapchat through her account.

I watching u on snap, Jack. 👀

A photo posted by Troian ellisario (@sleepinthegardn) on

So, like Cinderella going to the ball, Jack was off to Coachella (which is like a ball for scantily clad drug people, right?). He documented the whole thing on Troian's Snapchat. Oh yeah, but he thought her name was "Trojan" the entire time, which is pretty hilarious. 

He even got to hop on stage with Skrillex.

Okay The guy who has my phone and my wristbands is now on stage with @skrillex this is a better#coachella2016 than I had. Enjoy it Jack. My snapchat is the best it's ever been. gaia17 if you wanna watch. LOL

Hosting my own #coachella2016 watching Jack have a blast on my snapchat. #guns&rosé (Photocred: @brendanpatrickhines )

A photo posted by Troian ellisario (@sleepinthegardn) on

Hosting my own#coachella2016 watching Jack have a blast on my snapchat. #guns&rosé (Photocred:@brendanpatrickhines )

Finally, after what seemed to be a crazy day/night for Jack, phone and phone owner were ready to be reunited. 

Well at least he's not dead. #jacksback

A photo posted by Troian ellisario (@sleepinthegardn) on

@versace_tamagotchi came to my house. Watched #GOT gave me my phone and won #coachella2016 #jacksback

A photo posted by Troian ellisario (@sleepinthegardn) on

@versace_tamagotchicame to my house. Watched #GOT gave me my phone and won #coachella2016#jacksback

And finally, we got to hear Jack speak from his own account. 

i had this girls phone all weekend at coachella and kinda ruined her social media briefly lol@sleepinthegardn im sorry for posting stuff about disturbed on your instagram etc. She has a teen choice award, its a surf board.

Also, theory: Jack is definitely "A."

Guy tries to sneak a photo of Seth Rogen, gets a great pic of a really irritated celebrity.

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On Wednesday, Reddit user guggabump posted a photo he took of Seth Rogen riding what looks to be one of those shuttles to or from the airport (because there's no way Rogen rides the L.A. bus). He captioned it, "I'm one of those assholes who takes pictures of celebrities in public. Seth Rogen agrees." And you know what? He's totally right.

There's no mistaking Rogen's expression here. Dude is busted.

Some people are surprised that celebrities actually exist in the real world, and—like sasquatches—they feel that nobody will believe they spotted one unless they have documented proof of the encounter. So, here it is: proof that Seth Rogen moves through time and space like other humans, and does not like being photographed like he is being followed by the KGB while doing so.

You can almost hear the sound of his beard saying, "Dude, no." If this guy needed a picture of a schlubby fellow with glasses and a hat, he probably could have found one quite easily. Then again, how would anyone know he saw a famous schlubby guy with glasses and a hat? It's always best to have proof. It's like they say, don't become a celebrity if you can't handle the fame (where "fame" means "constant surveillance and intrusions at all times").


Someone asked kids for dating advice, and they have some pretty great first date ideas.

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Children: They're like adults, except they haven't yet learned those social cues that stop grown-ups from saying what they really think. And that free-wheeling attitude means they give adorably frank (and occasionally creepy) answers when asked to give dating advice. At least, that's what happens in this video from Canoodle Content, which was apparently filmed at a summer camp. Are parents just sending kids to camps where they get to appear in viral videos now? 

Canoodle also asked kids for other dating advice as well, including how to approach someone you like. Apparently these kids haven't heard of Tinder yet:

The 27 funniest reactions to Ted Cruz picking Carly Fiorina for VP.

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Presidential candidates usually announce a running mate AFTER winning their party's nomination, but Ted Cruz didn't even wait for a good news day. On Tuesday, Cruz lost five out of five primaries. Wednesday, the Senator from Zodiac announced former HP exec (and fellow failed Republican candidate) Carly Fiorina as his choice for Vice President. The Internet had lots of funny things to say about it. Here are the 27 funniest reactions to the announcement on social media:

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It's come to this: lesbian woman thrown out of bathroom by cops for looking too masculine.

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Since the passage of anti-LGBT "bathroom laws" in North Carolina, Houston, and other areas of the country, many people have wondered "but how would you actually enforce that? What would it even look like?" Well, now everyone knows, thanks to this video obtained by blogger Tamara McDaniel. It looks like male police officers entering the ladies' room to demand identification from a woman wearing jeans, a baggy shirt, and a baseball cap.

When she doesn't have ID (which is, y'know, completely legal), they throw her out of the bathroom despite her friends all loudly yelling that she's a woman. They also insist on calling her "sir," which just seems like deliberate dickishness. This is the part of the paragraph where normally I'd lighten the mood, but, yeah:

Lesbian Forcibly Removed From Women's Bathroom

Lesbian harassed and forced to leave a public restroom because the police insist she's a man. Is this what "Make America Great Again" means? This makes me very sad and I want no part of this irrational fear. I mean, you can't think of a 1000 ways these laws will be used as an excuse to harass, humiliate, and arrest people? SMDH

Posted by Tamara McDaniel on Tuesday, April 19, 2016

This isn't just concerning to people who dress in a "butch" or "femme" manner. If we've already reached this point, who's to say who else might be deemed suspect. As McDaniel wrote under the video she posted:

As a guy who's 5'7" in sneakers and possessed of (dare I say) angelic features, I couldn't agree more. Remember, people: if you don't look exactly like what cops think a man or woman should look like, bring your papers before going to the bathroom in the United States of America.

The Auralnauts dubbed over 'Star Wars' to create 'Kylo Ren Outtakes,' which is better than anything on the blu-ray.

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Decades after Luke Skywalker set the bar for annoying space teens by whining about going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters, Kylo Ren is the new unbearable youth on the block, and it's made him ripe for parody. This new video from The Auralnauts manages to skewer this without veering into Emo Kylo Ren territory, and it somehow weaves in Game Of Thrones as well. And Rihanna. Look, just watch, and let Kylo do his work work work work work.

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Beyoncé kicked off her Formation World Tour by dedicating a song to Jay-Z, a guy everyone hates now.

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Lemonade queen Beyoncé started her "Formation" World Tour in Miami, FL on April 27, and she closed out the show by dedicating the love song "Halo" to Jay-Z, calling him her "beautiful husband." "I want to dedicate this song to my family, thank you guys for supporting me. I want to dedicate this song to my beautiful husband, I love you so much," the singer reportedly said, while Jay-Z watched from the audience.

One thing you probably don't want to do is cheat on Beyoncé.

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on

Despite all the rumors of cheating, that have been refueled by the lyrics of her album Lemonade, Beyoncé wants to reassure the world that things are good between them, and that EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=okGJ-Fto36Q

Mommy and daddy are not going to fight anymore. Everyone can calm down and stop worrying about who Becky with the good hair is and start worrying about whether or not they could pull off a tiered, off-the-shoulder marigold colored dress this summer, like the one Beyoncé wears in the "Hold Up" video (it's good to wear something loose and flowy like that for when you're smashing your boyfriend's stuff with a baseball bat, because anything too restricting might limit your powers of destruction).

Chrissy Teigen posted a no makeup selfie to mourn the loss of her pregnancy glow.

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New mom Chrissy Teigen posted a no makeup selfie Snapchat on Wednesday, lamenting the loss of that lovely glow pregnancy gives some women's skin.The 30-year-old model captioned the picture, "Goodbye pregnancy glow. Hi itchy red spots."

No complaining allowed! You're still Chrissy Teigen, for god's sake.

She and husband John Legend became the parents of little Luna Simone on April 14, and now, two weeks later, the hormonal changes are starting to mess with Teigen's skin. She still looks pretty great, just with some red stuff on her cheeks. This is nothing compared to the eventual havoc that the lack of sleep will wreak upon her skin.

Oh, and Chrissy? All that hair you didn't lose during pregnancy that's giving you an extra full, lush mane? Yeah, that's going to start falling out soon. Congratulations, though! It's a small price to pay for a wee, sweet baby.

Kim Kardashian's face swap with North West accidentally resulted in John Legend.

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While playing around with Snapchat's wonderful new photo swap feature (which basically allows one to face swap when all alone and in need of entertainment), Kim Kardashian pulled up a few pictures of family members like her child, North West. There is a very small chance these Snaps will start a blazing rumor that North is the love child of Kim K and John Legend.

"Is this what she's going to look like when she's older?" Kim asked in the Snap video. Uh, hopefully North won't have two sets of lips.

There's also a little bit of Chrissy Teigen in this North face swap, largely thanks to Kim's lips.

Maybe instead of showing future North, these photo swaps are giving insight into future Luna.

#WestCoastBabyShower

A photo posted by John Legend (@johnlegend) on

Because life was clearly exciting for Kim K late last night, she also traded in her face for her sister's.

This photo will not help people who struggle to tell the sisters apart.

And finally, Kim—who is as eager to return to her pre-baby weight as if a number on a scale solidified her existence—photo swapped with herself.

Here's proof that Kim resembles herself as a child, since this Kim face was taken from an old Christmas photo.

Now, if you're still hung up on the idea of a love child between John Legend and Kim Kardashian, this is what the world is missing out on:

Cute right? Well, that's a fake baby. And anyway, there's little Luna and Saint to fawn over, so that should be enough. 

14 moments parents deeply regretted their decision to have kids.

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Admit it, parents. There are times when you wish you'd given birth to a litter of well-behaved dogs instead of a human child. Don't worry! This is a safe space where you are welcome to shout that your kids are the bane of your existence and you've considered signing them up to colonize Mars so you won't have to clean up their messes anymore. These parents felt the same.

1. This is symbolic of many things parents feel, regret being just one of them.

2. It's especially a shame because peanut butter is quite a good coping mechanism.

3. Be glad you aren't raising a tiny creepster like redditor u/UnfortunateBirthMark's child.

I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time its good bye."

Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.

4. Pro Tip: don't take your eye off the kids if they're within 100 feet of paint.

5. Pro Tip: See above.

6. Paint + Unattended Children = Bad.

7. God damn it.

8. JESUS, NO.

9. Dogs are not this gross, should've just gotten a dog.

10. Whoever has to clean up this dollar store also regrets that the parents of this child decided to have him.

11. The background of the little runt smiling only makes this more painful.

12. Whatever joys parenthood may bring are not worth this.

13. Literally the exact moment she started looking for this kid's receipt.

You've got to be spitting me. A #kidsaretheworstclassic repeat from @lizzystams #BestCaptureEver #kidsaretheworst

A photo posted by Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab (@kidsaretheworst) on

14. If you thought you were raising a monster, u/I-AM-NOT-JESUS's daughter takes the problem-child cake.

My daughter told me she wanted to live with me and my wife forever. She's 17

For all the messes they make, every once in a while they'll get stuck in a toilet and make it all worth it.

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