When storyboard artist Ryan Kramer isn't visualizing stories for Cartoon Network, he is almost certainly constantly sketching his grim drawings that reflect the absurdities of contemporary life. Like robots stealing jobs from humans, or a prepubescent child getting a tattoo. The following 11 cartoons will have you giggling, then leave you writhing in guilt. 

1. "Food allergies."

2. "Moving back home with parents."

3. "Cookies for sale!"

4. "A life changing decision."

5. "Sharing feelings."

6. "Make a wish, honey."

7. "A romantic gesture."

8. "Date a doctor."

9. "Give generously."

10. "Temporary tattoo."

11. "Aspiring to be on television."

Mute the little voice in your head that's telling you not to laugh at the comics. Do it.

On Tuesday, Nicki Minaj posted an Instagram of a bathroom mirror selfie where, clad only in a blue-gray bra, she's got one arm wrapped around her midsection, under her breasts (sort of cradling them, or offering them up for inspection), captioned "Congratulations." Yes, great job! On…what, though?

Could she be congratulating her boyfriend Meek Mills on winning the Billboard Music Award for best rap album on Sunday night? Maybe her breasts helped make the album? But that doesn't seem right, timing-wise.

Maybe she's just congratulating her breasts for being so good, or herself for having them. There's just no way to know what mysterious message Minaj is sending the world. But that won't stop people from trying to guess.

And mostly what commenters have guessed is: she's pregnant.

But here's another theory: her breasts are pregnant. Didn't see that coming, right? Start placing your bets now.

The new season ofThe Bachelorette premiered on Monday, and millions of people gathered around their televisions to yell their best dating advice at the screen. The bachelorette herself, JoJo Fletcher, seems to be just as big of a fan of the show as everyone else, and is just as critical of it too. Fletcher made a cameo on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, and showed America that she too sits on her couch to watch the show, wine glass in hand, screaming at the television. Behold, the bachelorette watching The Bachelorette. 

Of course, hindsight is 20/20 when you are on the outside looking in. Maybe she is screaming at herself for making out with that really drunk guy on the premiere episode? 

The Internet's best friends Jimmy Fallon,Jennifer Lawrence, and John Oliver were all in the same place at the same time, joining forces on The Tonight Show to play True Confessions. The three tell sordid tales of drugs on set, pitching new Beatles songs, and working at Buckingham Palace, and everyone has to guess whether or not it's a true story. You'd be surprised what things J.Law and Jimmy had the balls to do, and the places Oliver was asked to get more naked.

This video has everything: Jennifer Lawrence's booger, Jimmy Fallon's Paul McCartney impression, and John Oliver's sensitive side. 

Brian Zembic is a 55-year-old professional gambler and magician. In October 1996, he made a bet with a friend that he could get breast implants and live with them for a year. He won the bet, but once the year was over, he found that having a sweet pair of 38C boobs actually improved his life.

Like so many men before him, he found it hard to let go of a great pair of breasts. Now, almost 20 years later, he's finally ready to have them removed. But first, he made an appearance on the E! series Botched to tell his story and show off his assets. Here's his story in his own words:

That guy is one serious gambler. Most card players who wind up living under a bridge don't do it on purpose, and they definitely don't have $10,000 wrapped around their legs at the time. Considering his eccentricities, it's not that surprising that Zembic would be cool with having breasts for most of his middle age. In a 2015 interview with Maxim, he explained why he's never had them removed:

I got lazy, I was busy gambling, and, honestly, they grew on me … Plus it hasn’t hurt my ability to get girls. They don’t give a shit.

Ten years ago, Zembic appeared on Inside Edition to talk about his breasts and jog around in a sports bra on camera. In that segment, he revealed a less flattering reason that he's kept the boobs: he still receives $10,000 every year that he keeps them. He also hinted at why he would ultimately want to have them removed: because he doesn't want them to get saggy and "disgusting." Typical man.

Do you think Brian Zembic will be able to take the plunge and remove his breasts? Or will he miss the attention (and interviews) they brought him? Will he miss being the only person with breasts that can be shown uncensored on TV? What's with that, by the way? That's a messed-up double standard.

Monday night's premiere of The Bachelorette had a lot of guys—so, so many guys, at least 30 of whom are named James. But the guy who stood out the most to Bachelorette Jojo Fletcher, and received the first kiss as well as the coveted First Impression Rose, was 27-year-old Jordan Rodgers. Here's what's known about Rodgers so far—he's a former NFL player, his brother Aaron is the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, and he might have cheated on his ex-girlfriend.

Rodgers claimed on the show that his focus on football led to the loss of a serious relationship. But Rodgers' ex-girlfriend Brittany Farrar posted a Chris Pratt "Oh Snap" meme to Instagram on Monday night, with a very damning caption.

For the caption, Farrar wrote: "Riding the bench doesn't get in the way of a relationship, but cheating does. #yourpitchisntperfect @jrodgers11 #alwayswantedtobefamous #dreamscometrue #tuneinnextweekformoreBS."

OH SNAP IS RIGHT! Wowza. If it's true, that sure goes against the nice guy persona Rodgers is trying to create for himself on the show.

Farrar is a professional trainer living in Nashville who, judging from Instagram, is friends with Olivia Munn, the long-time girlfriend of Jordan's brother Aaron.

Farrar's post quickly accrued a ton of comments. Mostly just friends tagging each other to share the post, but also people weighing in.

So much drama so early in the season. Looks like it's going to be a good one, folks!

Anne Hathaway found herself in some hot water with Kardashian fans on Monday after posting a (since deleted) meme on her Instagram account. The image, which featured a picture of Helena Bonham Carter and the text "In a world of Kardashians…be a Helena Bonham Carter," angered Kardashian fans who thought Hathaway might be mocking their beloved klan.

Once Hathaway realized her error, she deleted that post, and then posted a new one, with just the message "Post removed for unintended shade thrown."

She captioned the new one: "It never occurred to me I was pitting anyone against each other. Not my style. Peace x"

You know what, it really isn't her style. There's NO WAY Anne Hathaway would do something intentionally catty. She's quite possibly the goodiest goody two-shoes ever. She, like many other people, probably sort of forgot that the Kardashians are real live breathing people with feelings, maybe because no one is entirely sure they are (kidding, of course they are! Probably). Clearly she posted the meme as a shout out to Bonham, who stars with her in the newly-released Alice Through The Looking Glass, and not as a purposeful diss to everyone's favorite dysfunctional television family. She even wrote "(Red) Queen" in the caption (referencing Bonham's character in the movie), not "(I hate) the Kardashians."

A lot of people commenting on the new post did not seem to see a problem with her original post, but a few thought she did the right thing.

It would be great, though, if Hathaway did suddenly decide to just be a bitch. It might be a difficult role for her, but it also might make people like her more. Think about it, Anne. The Internet would love a catty, shade-throwing Hathaway.

Bill Cosby's preliminary hearing on felony sexual assault charges begins in Philadelphia Tuesday, and recently released documents from a deposition reveal lots of sex with young models and actresses who were often paid for their silence.

Excerpts from the deposition, released by the Associated Press, took place in 2005 following a civil suit from Andrea Constand (Cosby's current hearing will address criminal charges for the same allegation). Constand met Cosby when she worked for the women's basketball team at Temple University, which is his alma mater. In the deposition, Cosby confirmed that he gave women quaaludes and alcohol in the 1970s, even though he himself took neither recreationally.

He also said that as recently as 2000, a talent agency would send "five or six" models to his studio each week while he was filming a TV show. They were told it was a meeting about their career, but it was obviously a way for him to meet new young women. Just in case there was ever any confusion about Cosby's intentions and tactics, here's part of the transcript about an interaction with a young actress:

Q: On a later occasion you had her masturbate you with lotion. Did that ever happen?

A: Yes.

Q: (She) used the lotion to rub your penis and make you ejaculate?

A: Bingo.

Bingo. Cosby also detailed offering hush money through his talent agency so that his wife would not find out about any financial transactions:

Q: So, was the purpose of that to disguise —

A: Yes.

Q: I have to finish my question. Was to disguise that you were paying money to Therese?

A: Yes.

Q: Who were you preventing from knowing that?

A: Mrs. Cosby.

Tuesday's hearing will determine whether Cosby will be tried on criminal charges that he drugged and sexually assaulted Andrea Constand at his home in 2004.

Instead of capturing a bride and groom from eye-level with a camera, Tahiti-based photographer Helene Havard​turns her lens to the sky and snaps married twosomes all across the globe using drones. Havard told Someecards that her wedding drone photos are meant to show how couples are "connected to each other" and are "one in the universe."

These are #weddingphotogoals.

Havard said that in the past six months she has been working with a drone operator called "Flying World Pictures" to snap the aerial shots. The creative process involves her directing the poses of the couple and then signaling the drone operator to get the visuals she wants. 

She also said that natural landscapes constantly inspire her work: "I am very close to natural space. I love wide open spaces and infinite terrain so I decided to incorporate my couples in what I like the most."

Havard said that wind and rain are her archenemies, but a little bad weather won't stop her from capturing the beauty of marriage from up above.

On Monday night, Pink was on JimmyKimmel, in the middle of talking about how she hated meeting her crush Johnny Depp, when who should come out from backstage but the man himself—Edward Piratehands. The Lone Hatter. Mr. Donnie Wonka. Lucky Pink! Poor Pink.

Kimmel got Pink to tell the story of how she (very unwillingly) met Depp before, and it didn't exactly go great. She mentioned Alice (the movie) and he got caught up on Alice (the Cooper), and, after a quick, awkward conversation, Depp told Pink to "keep on pushin' on" because that's a thing Johnny Depp says to people, apparently.

Just as she's telling the story, well, well, well, lookee who it is—Johnny Depp appears from backstage, looking amazing and not at all 52 (he's FIFTY-TWO!), to make Pink turn even pinker. Then he made Kimmel turn a little pink, too.

The man is a kissing machine. Keep on pushin' on, Johnny.

A guy went out with a "worldie" of a woman, a term which likely does not refer to her world-class brains. The date did not go as this man was expecting, as the woman promptly took out her phone at dinner. Her date took issue with this move so he did the same and started texting his friend. His friends were full of great advice for how to make this date much, much worse. 

Here are the videos from this awful first date:

Meanwhile on her end of things, this woman was probably texting her friends about how this guy wasn't as she remembered when she first met him. That in fact, he was a huge asshole who was not only texting during dinner and laughing at his phone, but taking video of her, too. Then this woman's group text with her friends likely ended with them agreeing that this guy is the worst. So everybody hates everybody here.

Now that Daniel Craig has peaced-out of the 007 franchise for good after last fall's Spectre, the search for MI6's most alcoholic secret agent is on.

Rumors naming a variety of actors, from Tom Hiddleston to Idris Elba to Tom Hardy to David Beckham to Daniel Radcliffe to One Direction's Niall Horran (?!), have surfaced and been quickly shot down. Now, fans are taking to Twitter to cast their votes for who they'd want to see take up the Bond mantle with #NextBond, and a previously unnamed performer is sweeping public support: Gillian Anderson.

The X-Files star agreed, tweeting a fan-made poster showing what she might look like as the franchise's first female Bond.

Over 10,000 retweeters were ready for Jane Bond (side-note: it'd be even more progressive if she took the role but still went by James Bond; why not shatter gender normative names while we're at it?).

Unfortunately, after getting everyone's hopes way, way up, Anderson clarified on Tumblr that she doubts this will ever happen.

Well, it’s not news, it’s a fantasy. Someone made a fabulous poster and it started an intriguing conversation. Will it ever happen in the real world? More than probably not.

The first girl Bond would be a huge step up for the role women play in 007 films, considering how misogynistic early entries in the franchise were, where Sir Sean Connery can be see casually beating, drowning, and condescending to his female counterparts.

Charles Poliquin, a Melbourne-based personal trainer who goes by Strength Sensei on Facebook, is facing unsurprising backlash after cruelly mocking an overweight woman on his Facebook page. To make matters more confusing, Poliquin apologized and then deleted his apology, according to The Australian Woman's Weekly.

Here's Poliquin's original post, that will make you cringe at least a little bit:

"Must be really hot in this shopper center. She started to melt!" Poliquin captioned the picture. "Or many it is epigenetics, she is expressing the marshmallow gene because of her consumption of high fructose corn syrup."

In the Strength Sensei's short-lived apology, Poliquin apparently wrote, 
"I realise people are victims or not knowing the truth, being conditioned incorrectly, and bad programming." Poliquin claimed "full responsibility for the comment," and added that, "I am passionate about reversing obesity. And like all passionate people, I go to extremes. I hope that we all work together to conquer this problem and help people to live to their highest potential." Then, by reportedly deleting the comment, he apparently took it all back.

People, like trainer Gareth Street, were very unhappy with Poliquin's comments.

Everyone who saw Poliquin's post had an opinion, both for and against the post.

Yeah, let's talk about marshmallows instead of attacking an unaware woman whose mental and physical history nobody knows.

Fact: 50 percent of the world's wealth rests in the hands, weighed down by gold watches, of approximately one percent of the entire population. That statistical howitzer only gets worse when the affluent-born don't seem to realize that not everyone grew up eating with a diamond-studded spoon in their mouth. Pshhh, diamond-studded spoons sound like they hurt anyway.

So if you find yourself teeming with rage at the global income disparity, don't fret. Instead, let your blistering frustration intensify by perusing through these 23 stories about clueless rich kids pulled from AskReddit.

1. Angela_bee finds making a peanut butter sandwich easier than getting food delivered.

They think it's weird when people struggle with money.

I used to live in NYC, and knew a guy who came from HUGE money who was a trust fund kid and worked in the fashion industry because he loved it. He had an apartment on Park Avenue, had a driver, etc. He was very nice, but clueless about struggle. Every time he'd hear me say something like "oh yay, another peanut butter sandwich" he'd just tilt his head and say "If you're hungry why don't you just order delivery?" or something. He had NO CLUE about things like having twenty dollars to your name for the next five days.

2. IllegitimateDoctor had some expensive trash in his boarding school.

I went to a really prestigious boarding school for the first two years of high school. Most shocking thing I witnessed was a boy in my freshman year spilling water on a pair of gucci loafers he was wearing, so he goes to his dorm, THROWS THEM OUT, and puts on another pair. What the fuck. They were easily $500+ and this kid was just dripping in money. As a poor kid I was astonished by half the shit I saw there on a daily basis.

3. This guy probably desired a more all-inclusive deal.

"You want to fly to Greece in a few weeks with some of our friends to go sky diving?"

"Can't afford it, thanks though."

"Don't worry, I'll pay for the sky diving."

Yeah, that's not what I meant. Not only is the ticket not affordable, I couldn't eat or do anything the whole time and would lose my shit job for being gone on such short notice, thus making me broke and unable to make rent.

His family is insanely wealthy and he married into more money.

4. This girl and #3 share a humble commonality in regards to travel.

Inviting you on an international trip (I'm from the US) and when you say you don't have money for it, they say "just ask your parents".

5. Shmashmorshman's wife is a flight attendant who will not bring this fancy water for you.

Wife is a flight attendant.

Wife: "What would you like to drink?"

Passenger: "I'll have a water....wait. Where is your water from?"

Wife: "Uh...What?"

Passenger: "What country is your water from? I only drink water from France."

6. Fatherchristmassdad's classmate is rich, but couldn't afford to buy manners.

This might be a dead UK giveaway, but accent.

A classmate who came from a wealthy background once demanded to know why my father would "talk like that" to her parents, like she was offended.. "That" being a working-class Scottish accent.

7. Bghtfc will not abide the prestigious parts of speech.

Using the word "summer" as a verb

Example provided by BDMayhem:

"I'm going to summer in my chateaux in the Loire valley. I'll be back mid September."

8. Trhwoawaytribute's coworker is blinded by his probably immense fortune.

I was with a group of coworkers and we saw a homeless person sleeping on the sidewalk and this friend just goes and says "it must be nice to have nothing to worry about, just chill and do whatever you want all day"

I though for sure he was joking. He wasn't joking.

9. Overcomebyfumes is definitely describing Batman.

I knew someone who traded in his Porsche and bought a new one every year. His parents were wealthy, died when he was in his teens and left him a multi-million dollar trust fund.

What was sad was that he felt that he couldn't pick up women without flashing his cash and expensive sports car, but he would dump them all in a couple of weeks because "they were only into me for my money." Loneliest guy I ever met.

EDIT: He is NOT Batman! His parents died in a car accident and his butler's name is Davin, not Alfred.

10. PewPews will probably never pump gas for this rich old lady again.

I was pumping gas in a rather dicey neighborhood at a cheap gas station and this older woman pulls up in her Bentley. She pulls up on the pump ahead of me and cracks her window slightly and asks me for help. I ask her what she needs. She asked me to pump her gas cause she was too scared to do it herself. I ask her what type of gas she wanted and she said the cheapest. I asked her if she was sure, with such a high end car did she really want to put in budget gas? She said it didn't matter since she could easily afford any new car she wanted. So I insert my debit card and she hands me a $100 bill and says keep the change. I fill up her tank and my own (12 gallon Honda Civic tank) and made about $30 in from the change. I finish up at the gas station and jump on the freeway to see my girlfriend at the time and I am going the same way at this woman. I get off at the same exit as her she is making a right to an affluent area and I am making a left off the exit to a less nicer area. She rolls down the window and yells at me. I thought you were following me. I am so sorry where are you heading? I told her to which neighborhood I am heading to. She gives an awkward smile and says I will tell the dispatcher that you are not following me and that I am not fearing for my life. Bitch called the cops on me thinking I was following her to rob her. I ended up getting to my destination chill with my girlfriend and didn't get pulled over.

I work at a hotel and whenever I valet a Rolls Royce or Bentley I just think of this old lady.

11. Z1172's aunt is probably that elderly lady from #12.

My rich aunt doesn't let us park in front of her house because it makes her mansion look bad.

12. JenOHside's  father-in-law is into the finest cutlery, kitchen stuff, et al.

When my FIL (Father-in-law) sneered at my cheep plates and glasses I told him with a straight face "That's what poor people eat off of."

He sent us a thousand dollar knife set for Christmas, I think just to shame the rest of my cutlery. Not that I'm not grateful, I take care of those babies.

13. King_Buliwyf's best bud makes costly decisions.

Any time they are in charge of making decisions for something that will cost other people money, they rarely consider cost.

I'm getting married in July. My best friend (family better off than mine ever was) is getting married in June and I am in his wedding party. Without even asking us first, he went out and bought us all $400 suits for the day, and then told us to pay him back. And then later on we were told about the specific criteria for shoes and belts (another $140).

His wedding party gift to us? The ties.

EDIT: Here is an excerpt from his email to us:

What I am going to do is buy all of the suits up front, and you guys can pay me back by e-transfer as soon as you can (I am getting a custom suit that will be similar to yours', and doing it this way will save me a bunch of money on my suit).

So fuck, he made us shell out $400 for our suits so he could get his custom one made cheaper.

14. Unsafecrab would rather befriend this manic peacock than his opulent bro.

My rich friend has had to re spray his car multiple times because a peacock on his land keeps seeing his reflection in it and attacking it like crazy.

Like this, exactly:

15. Gwyneth Paltrow is the celebrity that Const_elation is talking about.

A skewed sense of "normal." Like when there was a Food Stamp Challenge awhile ago where celebrities tried to live off of an average food stamp budget -- one celebrity spent $29 on things like kale, cilantro, and 7 limes.

When you're really on that tight of a budget, you aren't going to waste money on things like a lime a day and fresh herbs. You're going to try to buy cheap, filling foods like bags of potatoes and mac & cheese.

But even trying to put themselves in that same situation, their sense of what's "normal" is incredibly skewed. 

Paltrow's grocery bag was definitely ill-received:

Paltrow ostensibly purchased the limes to make California tap water more palatable. 

16. Se1ze pretty much nailed the silk-stocking lifestyle.

Dresses in nondescript, faded and well-used clothes but they are all of very good brands if you look closely.

Handles silverware delicately and uses the right cutlery and plate for every part of a meal, even when absolutely blasted drunk.

Social media is full of photos tagged in different cities, countries or even different continents without any additional exposition or fanfare announcing their travel plans.

17. Cingalls is a true handyman. 

They get stuff fixed or dealt with right away. Like most people will see if they can fix something on their own or maybe do a not perfect DIY job around the house or spend a lot of time researching options. People who are used to money will just pick up the phone and call someone and get it done.

Edit: ok, I think from some of the replies that I have to clarify that I'm not actually passing any kind of judgement on how people choose to fix things, how hard they work, or how financially responsible they are. And I'm speaking in pretty general terms, of course some people don't follow the trend.

18. Geniusdude's in-laws could pretty much accomplish everything from the comfort of their own home.

To me, the big giveaway are people coming to you, rather than you going to them.

My wife and I make a decent middle class income. We have an accountant, I take my car to a car wash for a wash and wax, my wife gets her nails done, I get a massage every few months, we go to the grocery store, we take our kids to swimming lessons. Normal stuff for people of our income level.

My in laws fall in to the 1% of income ranges. They do all the same stuff, but someone comes to their house to do it. Their accountant comes to them when it's tax season. My mother in law has a regular masseuse who comes to the house every week. A mobile wash and detail service comes to their house and washes and waxes all the cars. During weekdays they have a chef who makes dinner every night and does all their grocery shopping. When my wife's brother was little, the swimming instructor would come to their house to give a private lesson. My father in law's company has a hairstylist on the ground floor, primarily for company employees.

19. Hufflecat thinks the rich should boast about the rich places they traveled to, instead.

People who travel to impoverished areas for a vacation and then act super self-congratulatory about what they saw. It's a dead giveaway someone comes from money when they have to pay to have a humbling experience in their life.

20. Ain't nothing wrong with a desk job right, TheDunkirkSpirit?

When people say shit like "I don't know how anyone can slave away at a desk job" or "Everyone should travel more!"

Motherfucker, do you think I'm doing this because it just never occurred to me to be rich?

Edit: Gang, we all do what we have to to make a buck. I don't care if you're a plumber or an accountant. You don't have to justify the color of your collar to anyone. Least of all random strangers on the internet.

21. RAWR_time will make you want to become an anesthesiologist. 

One of my little brother's friends comes from a very well-off family. His parents are both anaesthesiologists. (hope I spelled that right lmao) He's an only child, and I saw that he had no shortage of fancy new gadgets and toys when I visited his place. One time when he came over to our house, he saw that my mom was cleaning the bathroom and remarked "Mrs. RAWR_time's mom, I didn't know you were a cleaning lady." We got a good laugh out of that one.

22. Littlekittenbiglion witnessed the murders of many iPhones.

I had friends who "had to break their phone" it was the latest iPhone model and perfectly working but there was a newer one coming out that they wanted and their parents would only buy it if their other one was broken. I had to endure these kids throwing their phones against walls and being frustrated that their phone wasn't broken yet.

They should've used a .50 cal rifle, instead:

23. Upparoom hates this about being rich.

Worst part is people who expect I pay for everything.

I don't have a college degree. I'm sitting at a dinner with 20 people at a graduation ceremony for someone else.

Every single person there is talking about how they have a degree and how " you cant be anything significant without a degree"

Meanwhile, I make more a year than all 20 of them combined.

And when the bill comes, no one even bothers digging through their purses or wallets. No one even questions or asks if they can help in any way. Nah, just give it to Upparoom, he's got this.

More money, more problems.

Looks like you can lose a lot more than a few pounds from being onThe Biggest Loser. Season 2 contestant Suzanne Mendonca claims that she did—she says she also lost a ton of money, her health, and her job. At the end of the day she did say she gained something from the show—150lbs. TMZ caught up with the former reality show contestant who was definitely not mincing word when she said The Biggest Loser was "the biggest mistake of my life."

Mendonca is in the process of filing a civil class action against The Biggest Loser, claiming that the show underfed and over-exercised the contestants, withheld water from them, and after filming, cut contact with them. She also claims that the contestants were only allowed to eat 800 calories a day and had to work out for eight hours. According to Mendonca, the intense diet and exercise regime has completely destroyed her metabolic rate, making it impossible for her to lose or keep the weight off. 

A new study showed that 13 out of 14 contestants who were on The Biggest Loser had gained back the weight they lost, and some are even heavier now than they were when they first came on the show. However, there are those who disagree with Mendonca's claims. Olivia Ward, who won season 11 of The Biggest Loser five years ago and managed to keep the weight off, told Entertainment Tonight, "They do give you all the tools that you need plus you have phone numbers galore, and it's your responsibility to reach out if you feel like you're sinking."

So, according to science, some people's bodies will not allow them to keep the weight off no matter what they do. Let that be some consolation to you as you eat an entire sleeve of Oreos by yourself tonight.  

Masklophobia, or the fear of costumed characters, is a very real and diagnosed phobia. It seems funny, but you can't really blame people for being petrified of mascots. They're creepy as hell. Yet, for some reason we shove our terrified children into their furry arms? Maybe that reason is because scaring cute children is truly hilarious. Here are nine of the funniest freak outs from kids who were supposed to be having fun. 

1. You thought your kids would love Mickey Mouse to show up at their house. You thought wrong. 

These kids had the appropriate reaction to a giant rodent home invasion. The parents are laughing, because they just saved a lot of money not going to Disney World.

2. When Scruff McGruff isn't taking a bite out of crime, he's busy scaring the sh*t out of some kids. 

All hell truly breaks loose when McGruff walks in. The police escort calms absolutely no one's fears. The kids scream, run, jump into their mothers' arms, and even the camera person loses it and starts filming sideways at one point. Maybe everyone's afraid he's going to rip open that trench coat?

3. Well, finally figured out why Eyore has such low self esteem.

This video is the 40 second origin story of Eeyore, the clinically depressed donkey from Winnie the Pooh. A little boy adorably says, "Hi Eeyore," then screams bloody murder. Man, this baby's playing more mind games than the guys on Tinder.

4. Shrek wants to give these kids treats, but he gives them PTSD instead.

The title of this video is "Shrek Wreks Kids Party" and boy does he ever. The kids react to Shrek like he's made out of flu shots and Brussels sprouts. The children scream and run for their lives, but there's no where to hide, because Shrek's big green face is always creepin' and peepin' around the next inflatable corner. At one point a young girl is forced into a hug with Shrek against her will. This will be a party she never forgets, no matter how much therapy she gets. 

5. This kid faces his fear of Chuck E. Cheese with a quiet dignity.

Not sure if this little guy is paralyzed with fear, or if he's just way too cool for an impromptu rat dance party at a virtually abandoned pizza place. At one point the mom says, "There's Evan dancing." Yeah well, Evan's a fool, Mom. 

6. But really, who wouldn't have this reaction to Ronald McDonald?

Or an ex boyfriend?

7. Sorry Toy Soldier, this kid doesn't want to play.

This cute little guy just wants to take a picture with a toy solider statue from Toy Story. His short life is quickly ruined when the soldier comes to life and grabs him. While it's hilarious to watch this little kid panic, you know you would do the same. That thing is creepy af. 

8. When the Easter Bunny tries to photobomb you...

Why do people even sit on the Easter Bunny's lap. What's the point? It's not like Santa where you can at least have a back and forth conversation. This genetically mutated rabbit/human hybrid doesn't talk. He just sits there and nods his big dumb furry head at whatever you say. He's not listening. He's just like, "oh you wanted a Barbie Dream House? Too bad, here's some eggs I sh*t out."

This cute little girl has the right idea... RUN!

9. No list of terrified kids would be complete without a visit from Santa.

Santa has been making kids cry for hundreds of years, but we forgive him because of all the presents. It's not really hard to believe these kids freaked out when a stranger showed up on their doorstep in the middle of the night.

Don't cry kids, it's just your dad. Yep, Santa is your dad, and life is full of disappointments and nothing is real, and you can't trust anyone, even your parents. Goodnight.

If you're a scared little kid reading this article somehow, don't feel bad, even J-Lo is terrified of mascots and she's fully grown.

She's still Jenny from the blo-AAAHHHHHHHHH!-ck. 

Move over, hydraulic press couple. The newest YouTube hero is a woman calling herself "PyroGirl" who can turn pretty much anything into a firecracker using some match heads and an American sense of ingenuity. She made a firecracker out of an egg, for God's sake:

Turned a ball of matches and sparklers into a "flying meteor":

Offered some psychological advice using fire:

 And made a fiery match sculpture of Iron Man just because:

What's even more amazing is that she seems to have all her fingers still. 

On Monday, Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy and Sharon, tweeted the phone number of stylist Michelle Pugh, the woman with whom Ozzy allegedly cheated.

Her tweet is currently still up, but since she will probably take it down at some point, here's a screenshot. Don't worry, the damage is already done and the number's already been disconnected, according to People. 

The tweet reads: "Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call ###########" only instead of numbers signs there's an actual phone number. Well. This isn't quite the Yelp review stylists typically hope for.

Osbourne also took the time to tweet back to a few people who responded to the tweet.

It's pretty clear which side Kelly is taking in her parents' divorce drama, and it's not Michelle Pugh's.