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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Demi Lovato, because she and Fez are done.

They were so happy! Or she was, anyway.

Hollywood is currently experiencing an epidemic of celebrity breakups, as major stars continue to uncuff themselves in preparation for a massive, orgiastic, swinging single summer. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have called it quits, and so have Kylie Jenner and Tyga. Even Superman broke things off with his 19-year-old Lois Lane. But this latest news is especially sad—after six years together, singer Demi Lovato and actor Wilmer Valderrama (Fez from That 70s Show, among no other roles) are no more. RIP Dilmer.

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Even more tragically, Lovato has been publicly hyping her relationship a lot recently. She recently gushed to Latina magazine about how much more "passionate" Valderrama is than white guys. (How romantic!) She also posted a picture of an enormous diamond ring he gave her, but clarified that it was not an engagement ring. Speaking of rings, back in February she told Ellen DeGeneres:

I don’t see a ring … I wouldn’t mind if I saw one! There’s time for everything, you know. We’ve been together this long, and obviously I’m not going anywhere and vice versa.

Now that's sad. Let that be a lesson to everyone out there in a long-term relationship: trust is for the weak. Get that ring.


4. Hillary Clinton, because her brother-in-law got a DUI.

Hillary Clinton has a chronic case of bad luck. She's taking what should be the easiest presidential campaign of all time and making it look really difficult. If it's not her overhyped e-mail scandal that won't go away, it's Bernie Sanders making her look like Boss Tweed. Meanwhile, her opponent basically IS Boss Tweed, and he's doing great. Now, her goofy brother-in-law has come out of nowhere to make the whole family look bad. She's going to get an ulcer at this rate.

What, she worry?

Roger Clinton, Bill's lovable screw-up of a half-brother, was arrested Sunday in Redondo Beach, California for driving under the influence. Coming just two days before the California primary, it couldn't be worse publicity for Hillary.

Roger Clinton made headlines in 2001 when he was slapped with drug charges. The first President Clinton pardoned him as one of his last acts, because he didn't give a sh*t what anyone thought at that point. Hillary, on the other hand, cares about nothing except what everyone thinks of her, and this must be crushing.

At least she can comfort herself by knowing that her presidency is inevitable. All these setbacks will just be footnotes in the history books about her rise to Empress.


3. Mark Zuckerberg, because his social media accounts were hacked.

Zucks to be you.

Over the weekend, hackers infiltrated the social media accounts of a number of major celebrities, including America's princess Kylie Jenner. But nobody has as much reason to be embarrassed about the hacks as Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, who supposedly knows a thing or two about social media.

Hackers accessed Zuck's Twitter, LinkedIn, and Pinterest accounts on Sunday, defacing them with pretty boring brags about how good they are at hacking. A hacker group called Ourmine claimed they were behind it, tweeting at Zuckerberg:

Hey @finkd we got access to your Twitter & Instagram & Pinterest,we are just testing your security , please dm us

How helpful! Zuckerberg's e-goons quickly regained access to the accounts, and issued a statement clarifying that his Instagram was never compromised. This must be important to them, because Facebook owns Instagram.

In the end, these hackers just made Facebook's security look better in comparison to all the other social networks. But Zuck himself still looked like a dope.


2. Verizon, because they were betrayed by their favorite son.

"Can you hear me now, JUDAS?"

Speaking of embarrassment for tech icons, Verizon just got stabbed in the back by the closest thing they ever had to a public face: the "Can you hear me now?" guy.

Actor Paul Marcarelli debuted a new ad campaign for Sprint, in which he appears as himself, explains his connection to Verizon, and then uses that to break their hearts. Take a look:

This truly is the Red Wedding/Sonny at the Causeway of telecom commercials. But you can hardly blame Sprint, or Verizon for that matter. Every mobile carrier is just trying to keep up with AT&T, and their current ad campaign featuring the extremely wife-able Lily:

Can you hear me now? I said I love you.


1. A jewelry store owner who was robbed by a monkey.

"What have I become?"

At the end of the day, the problems of celebrities, politicians, and giant corporations pale in comparison to the woes of a small businessman victimized by an even smaller criminal. So let's hope you have some sympathy left for the owner of a jewelry store in Guntur, southeastern India, who was ripped off by a monkey.

The monkey was remarkably clever, pulling off a heist worthy of an Ocean's Eleven/Planet of the Apes crossover. The shopkeeper described how it went down:

The monkey threw a guava inside the shop and then entered the jewellery store and fled away with the cash. We threw the fruit back but it entered the shop anyway. It first attacked the worker but he escaped. It sat for almost 20 minutes in the store and then it opened the drawer in the cash counter and took away ₹10,000 cash

If you find that hard to believe, then you obviously haven't spent a lot of time with monkeys. But as proof, here's CCTV footage of the daring theft:

Look at that little guy go! Off to spend his ill-earned cash on monkey strippers and monkey cocaine (which is the same as human cocaine, but less of it). Meanwhile, the poor shopkeeper was left with no way to recoup his losses. But don't feel too bad for him: although 10,000 rupees sounds like a lot of money, in USD it's only about $150.

Not that much to humans, but that little crook just because the wealthiest monkey in the world. He's like the monkey version of Bill Gates, except he throws more poop. Slightly more.


Angry mom finds 'drugs' in her daughter's room.

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On June 3, Ashley Banks tweeted a picture of some texts between her and her mom that have since been retweeted over 28,000 times. The screengrabs show Ashley's mother finding what she thinks are drugs in Ashley's room, but are actually something entirely different.

Ashley asked her mom to look for a calculator in her bedroom, which is when her mom found her secret stash of pills.

Ashley's concerned mom told her in no uncertain terms that drugs aren't allowed in her house. She ordered Ashley to come home and notified her that she was grounded.

Ashley told her mom to put the "drugs" into water, where they turned into colorful "grow your own" dinosaur sponges. Not drugs at all, just a toy meant for little kids.

Ungrounded! Ashley's mom thinks it's weird that her teenage daughter has toys meant for little kids, but hey, at least they're not illegal.

Oh, well. Moms gonna mom.

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Blac Chyna wants to gain a lot of weight during pregnancy just to prove she can 'snap back.'

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Blac Chyna revealed Sunday on Snapchat that she wants to gain "like a hundred pounds" during her pregnancy, because it's important to have goals in life. In a video about some cornish game hens she prepared, Rob Kardashian's soon-to-be baby momma/soon-to-be wife, Blac Chyna, told her followers, "My goal is to gain like 100 pounds this pregnancy. I'm going to tear it up and then I'm going to snap back." The she ate some pizza.

Joe's Pizza 🍕 NYC

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So far she's gained 26 pounds, but she's still got four months to go before her due date, so if she works hard and remains dedicated, her goal is totally achievable.

Anything Kim Kardashian can do, Blac Chyna wants to do better.

Man and his wife go skinny dipping in a lake and her vagina will never be the same.

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A redditor posted a truly horrific story to the often horrific subreddit Today I Fucked Up and it sounds like a budget horror movie come to life. Let this serve as your GRAPHIC WORDS BELOW warning: do you want to read a story that features the line, "What kind of fish swims into vaginas???"

The Adirondacks. Beautiful. But something's in the water.

"TIFU skinny dipping with my wife"

My wife and I love to backpack and camp in the outdoors.

On this trip we found an isolated lake with a beautiful camp site in the Adirondaks. No one was around and we went for a swim. Then we decided to take our clothes off and swim some more..

We were in 5-6ft deep water swimming around naked when my wife suddenly shrieked. She felt a fish near her waist and got scared. I told her not to freak out - its not a shark.

Then she felt the fish again, this time it was closer to her 'private' area.

Then, all hell broke loose. Her eyes got as wide as saucers. She looked at me and said "GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"

I had no idea what the fuck to do..

She reached down and pulled out of her vagina whatever had swam in there. It broke apart in her vagina so when she brought her hand out of the water, there was blood and a brown piece of what looked like a fish. What kind of fish swims into vaginas???

We exited the water, put our clothes back on and tried to move on from the lake incident.

The next morning I went down to the water's edge and was just sitting there. Then I saw a few creatures swimming that looked like the fish -- there were leeches. Lots of leeches.

I didn't tell my wife about seeing the leeches until we got home and she could do a thorough cleaning.. Now we tell the story to select friends. It always brings good laughs.

As summer casually bakes your face off and you feel the need to strip down and jump in a lake somewhere—just make sure you carefully test the waters with a bathing suit on, first.

So, "what kind of fish swims into vaginas???" Leeches, apparently. The devil's fish. 

Child with too much morality apologizes for taking a pine cone from California national park.

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A little kid visited California's Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks where they spotted a nice pine cone that they coveted. The child took the gift out of its natural home and into their pocket, only to be hit with an overwhelming sense of guilt. The child, who likely had some prodding from parents, returned the cone with a very thoughtful note. 

The national park posted the kid's note with the addendum that taking pine cones isn't cool, and that technically that wasn't a regular old pine cone.​​

In case you're having trouble reading the note:

To Whom It May Concern:

I took a pine cone out of the forest and I wanted to return it. I hope it will be placed near the General Grant tree because that is where I took it. 

I am sorry for my decision.

thank you.

Doesn't the park's response make you feel a tiny bit bad about all the nature you've accidental ruined by taking pine cones or whatever from parks?

The small object that caused this child minutes of agonizing guilt.

You might not single-handedly be ruining the environment, but your pine cone thievery is not helping.

Don Cheadle reveals why playing basketball against President Obama is so hard.

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Besides being a movie star, Don Cheadle also likes to do other famous-guy stuff, like play basketball with the President. On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, he discussed why playing basketball against Obama is so difficult, and no, it is not because the President is a really good basketball player. 

Basically, no one wants to block Obama for fear of injuring the leader of the free world, and it is pretty hard to beat someone when no one is playing defense against him. At this point, Barry-O probably thinks that he is the best basketball player ever, but once he plays his first game after his term ends, he might be in for a surprise. Still, be probably would be much more fun to play against than Trump or Hillary, neither of whom have probably ever touched a basketball in their lives. 


Guy tries to face swap with the Hulk and the result is more terrifying than any monster.

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Redditor ZaganOstia has learned a very valuable lesson: face swap is all fun and games until it fails to recognize what a face is. Behold the most terrifying swap in history.

WHAT HAPPENED?

At first, it's hard to tell what is even happening here. Hulks face is untouched, so our humans head has been replaced with… whose?

A Dick Tracy character?

Maybe

Deadpool?

Even this isn't as bad.

Michaelangelo?

Coming soon to a face swap near you.

It doesn't make any sense, until you look a little further down, and see where our photographer's face has ended up: on his hand.

His face is his fist. And that is strangely horrible in and of itself—a fist shouldn't look this bad. But there is something even more sinister going on here that takes a second to process, until this little question creeps in…

Where did those teeth come from?

Hey, ZaganOstia, WHY DOES YOUR HAND HAVE TEETH???

People shared stuff that went down at weddings that foreshadowed the marriage's demise.

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Some marriages are doomed from the start, and sometimes it's clear as early as the wedding. In the thread "What happened at a wedding that let you know the marriage was going to end in a divorce?" Redditors shared juicy stories of wedding disasters foreshadowing marriage disasters.

The ultimate wedding disaster and sitcom cliffhanger.

Get ready to cringe, or giggle with schadenfreude. 

1. Destinydivided might as well make some money off the ordeal. 

The groom looked drunk and the bride seemed incredibly angry. Then there was this woman walking around during the reception placing bets on when they would divorce. I later found out she was the mother of the groom.

2.  Vogelarcher15's story is straight-up sad.

At the rehearsal dinner, the groom's mom is in tears, because "he looks miserable" and he was, we all knew it. During the vows they had written for eachother, the bride starts with "I know I can be a pretty terrible person, and I don't know why you've stuck around, but that's all going to change starting today!"

They were divorced a year later.

3. Sometimes it's just a reflex, as unlimtedanna saw. 

She flinched when he turned to kiss her. They were divorced within six months.

4. Cricketino's cousin just wanted a new toaster.

My cousin (the bride) told us, as she was going from table to table thanking the guests, that she didn't think it would last. We were stunned. They lasted about a year.

5. Owtlaw1 saw it in the scripture.

The bride had the minister put "Til death, or divorce, do us part" into the ceremony.

6. Back2Bach knew the marriage was compromised when the couple couldn't compromise.

We knew the couple was in trouble when they frowned during most of the ceremony and later didn't go on a honeymoon because they couldn't agree on a destination. They had plenty of money - just no desire to compromise.

7. Henryantrim heard the c-word.

The groom called the bride a c*nt at the reception. They totally got divorced.

Towards the end of the reception they were arguing about something and she got a little loud and just when everybody started paying attention he yells " that's why you're a f*cking c*nt" nobody knows what the argument started as. Drinks had been flowing for hours so who knows.

8. Jestergoblin says that father knows best.

Father of the bride at my best friend's wedding told him, "She's [ the bride] is just like her mother. I don't know how you're doing this."

They got divorced less than a year later

9. SunkenLoki witnessed one of the shortest marriages of all time.

Groom got caught getting frisky with a bridesmaid. That marriage lasted for about two hours.

10. WoodToTheMetal's brother-in-law seems like a gem.

My sister's new husband made out with a bride's maid on the dance floor of the reception.

11. Connundrum1 got the naked truth.

At the end of the reception the guys are sitting at a table away from everyone else talking and we ask the groom why he proposed. His answer? "Because she was naked."

Marriage lasted about a year and a half.

12. TeaAndCrackers was just at a glorified prom.

They were both 18. She was pregnant. During the wedding, she behaved like she was in a beauty contest rather than a wedding ceremony, with not a thought in her head beyond "how do I look? am I pretty? look at me! take my picture!" We estimated 6 months for the marriage. It lasted until the baby was born.

13. LemonFake's story has the ex factor.

My cousin's wedding. The groom invited his ex, who was also the mother of his one year old son (he and my cousin had been dating for longer than two years), and my cousin (who was then very pregnant herself) got into a loud screaming match with him over it in a bathroom. They eventually came out and got married, my cousin with puffy red eyes from crying that you can see in every wedding photo that was taken.

14. NeilZod watched the groom express his love for the whole family.

It hasn't ended in divorce yet - that will happen after their sons finish college. During the groom's speech at the wedding, he told us that he was first attracted to his wife's sister.

15. Imnotyourmomsmom's brother turned the other cheek. 

At my brothers wedding his bride gave him the cheek at the "you may kiss the bride" part. Yeah she ended up cheating on him with some guy online in less than a year.

16. 7p62x54 had a job to do.

The bride asked my brother and I to come object. Our flight was delayed and we didnt get there in time.

Did not last long.

17. pteam-pterodactyl called it exactly.

Her vows.

They were friends of mine who dated for nearly two years before their wedding. He loved her more than she loved him, obvious to all our friends, and we suspected she begrudgingly said yet to his proposal.

He said his vows first and went on and on about loving her for the rest of his life. During hers, she started with "438 days... that's how long I've loved you." It seemed sweet until she ended her vows with, "And I promise to love you for at least 438 more." Most thought nothing of it and some friends called me a dick for saying it was a subconscious sign she wasn't in it for the long haul.

She left him exactly that amount of days after the wedding with a note that said 'I kept my vow to love you for 438 days more, but I can't for a single day more.'

Called it.

18. Juicethebrick's story has a crazy twist.

I thought my sister's wedding was. Her husband got black out drunk and they got into an argument. He passed out and she ended up throwing a bucket of ice water in his face to snap him out of it. She was devastated about it.

Happy ending: He made it up to her big time. Also, he felt very out of it, even the next day. Turns out he had traces of rohypnol in his system. His own brother roofied him in hopes he wouldn't marry my sister because he wanted their own friendship to remain the same.

My brother-in-law has disowned most of his family because of this and his brother just got out of a 4 year prison sentence.

Kanye made thousands of fans wait outside all night for a concert. It never happened.

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Kanye West attempted to hold a secret concert after all Sunday performances were canceled at The Governor's Ball music festival in New York. Kanye was scheduled as the headliner Sunday, but the the last day of the three-day fest was called off due to lighting.

Kanye announced that he would be holding a late performance at Webster Hall in New York, which drew thousands of fans to the venue very late on Sunday night. However, there was no concert, and it's not clear if there was ever an official arrangement to hold one.

Here's his original announcement about the show:

Kim Kardashian was with him the entire time, building hype for a show at 2am on Twitter:

Fans packed the streets surrounding the venue in anticipation of the concert:

Kanye did show up outside Webster Hall, much to fans' delight:

However, there was no show, which had to be confirmed by Webster Hall:

The venue also had a good sense of humor about being up late for all the commotion:

Kim offered their apologies for the no-show on Monday:

But that's not her pic. They weren't above Webster Hall, and presumably she and Kanye can't fly:

Hard to say if there was ever going to be a concert. Here's a video of Kanye telling someone on the phone to call the mayor of New York City to authorize a block party:

Obviously a block party in New York City takes considerable planning, they're not allowed to start at 2am, and they can't be authorized spontaneously. So it's unclear who Kanye was talking to on the phone—he may have been ordering a pizza.

The press secretary for Mayor de Blasio confirmed this morning that they did not receive a call from Yeezy or his crew:

If Kanye does not tell the truth on Twitter, it's hard to know what anyone can believe in anymore. Hopefully fans in NYC will get their promised show one day. 

Woman outraged about Miss USA reveals to the world she really doesn't know her geography.

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Sunday night was the Miss USA pageant, and Miss District of Columbia, Deshauna Barber, took the cake (well, there probably wasn't a cake for the beauty queens). A girl named Mary was PISSED, because she's bad at both geography and spelling, thinking that the District of Columbia meant the South American country, Colombia. 

With near-Trumpian fervor, Mary went on about how Columbia/Colombia is a different country, not in the USA. She comes off just as educated as your average pageant contestant.

A video chronicling her stupidity was posted on Twitter by her "friend." The clip had over 11,000 retweets and 13,000 likes by Monday afternoon. 

The pageant watcher was shocked to find out what the DC of Washington DC stands for, so as long as this isn't staged, educating the masses should probably be Miss USA's first order of business.

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Bride body-shamed for engagement photos responds to 'rubbish' trolls with maximum chill.

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Mzznaki Tetteh​ and Kojo Amoah are a newly engaged couple in Ghana whose engagement photos have gone viral because people are cruel. Despite the fact that the couple's photos were tasteful and full of love, the photos incited Internet randos to share their ill will, BuzzFeed reported, because of Tetteh's size.

Yaaaaayyyyee😎✌

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He's always got my back...thanks bby

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It's my time....Thank u God

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My shield...awww

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On sites like Tumblr, Instagram, and Twitter, people ridiculed Tetteh.

Tetteh wasn't having any of this bullshit, and posted an Instagram with a very clear message.

Still confident...your rubbish comments ain't ruining my happiness...thanks to all for the compliments and best wishes...am honoured.

Her fiancé posted an image of the pair, as well, that makes it clear he is very in love with Tetteh.

For your smile I could go a thousand miles to make you happy. I’ll take my time n I won’t be snappy because I love you dearly. I’m ready to become your baby daddy. Love u

Since becoming the subject of hate and spreading across the Internet, Tetteh has been flooded with more positive messages. 

The bar has been set for Tetteh's wedding photos.

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14-year-old trans girl who was bullied wants other trans kids to know that it will get better.

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14-year-old Corey Maison made a video about being bullied that was shared by The BULLY Project on Facebook on June 3, where it's been viewed over a million times. In her video, Corey tells the story (via notecards) of growing up transgender and being tormented mercilessly by students at her school, who told her she should kill herself since no one liked her anyway. Kids just say the darnedest horrifying things, don't they?

Corey's parents were understanding and involved enough in her life that they took her out of public school and homeschooled her, until she felt ready to go back. They found a small school with a supportive principal who let her use the girls' locker room and bathroom (suck it, Stacey Dash), and now she works with a therapist who's helping her transition from someone born physically male into a teenage girl. She even plays on the girls' soccer team.

Corey says she was inspired by Jazz Jennings, the 15-year-old trans teenager who had her own TV show on TLC calledI Am Jazz, and who recently wrote a memoir called Being Jazz

She claims the day she took her first dose of female hormones was the happiest day of her life.

Corey made the video because she wanted to share her story with other kids being bullied, assuring them that no matter how bad things may feel, it can and does get better. Maybe not for Stacey Dash, though.

Lily-Rose Depp wore a slip dress to prom because she was a '90s kid for 7 months.

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Lily-Rose Depp (child of Johnny) recently attended prom in LA, which means that her childhood is officially over. The 17-year-old hit up the big teen event with her friend and Yoga Hosers co-star, Harley Quinn Smith, the daughter of Kevin Smith.

Baes

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Being a total dad, Kevin Smith shared a photo of his daughter and Depp on Instagram.

Who What Wear identified Depp's dress as a "blush-pink slip dress," but it looks more like a light pink velvet lizard skin. Either way, it's very '90s, and Depp's mother, Vanessa Paradis, likely approved of the casual look that says, "I'm French and a celebrity daughter. Being this cool comes naturally to me. Oh, did I mention I'm a Chanel model, too?"

#newchanel5

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Adele did a totally sweet Spice Girls impression, and the Spice Girls loved it.

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Adele usually sings songs that make you want to crawl into your bed with a pint of ice cream and cry forever, but this is definitive proof that the chanteuse can have some fun. At a recent concert, Adele took a break from singing sad songs to do a little dance and strike a few poses inspired by the Spice Girls. It looks like something you probably do regularly behind closed doors, but Adele is cooler than you so her lame dance moves are reserved for a cheering audience.

The thirty-second video was shared by some of the Spice Girls themselves. Mel C, better known as Sporty Spice, granted Adele's impromptu tribute three heart-eyed smiley face emojis, a very prestigious honor.

Geri Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice, also shared the video, along with a simple "Go @adele." 

If only Adele were in the Spice Girls back in their heyday, maybe she could have been "Cinnamon Spice" or maybe "All Spice" or like, "great eyeliner-spice." Come on, if someone could be called Scary Spice, Great Eyeliner-Spice is definitely in the realm of possibility. 

It turns out the one upside to wearing Crocs probably isn't an upside at all.

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Everyone in the world knows somebody who wears Crocs, and they always say the same thing: "They're so comfortable!" You can explain to them that there are plenty of other shoes made for being on your feet all day that don't look like blocks of brightly-colored, plastic Swiss cheese, but there's no reasoning with fans of Crocs. Comfort is all they care about and that's why they love their ugly shoes (Yes, they come in styles that barely look like Crocs now, but still. It's the principle). But guess what? While they may initially feel comfortable, it turns out that Crocs aren't actually all that good for your feet or body (reminder: toe shoes).

Thanks, Crocs crew, for making the world a little more comfortable.

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The Huffington Post recently spoke with some podiatrists who believe wearing Crocs and standing or walking for extended periods of time is actually bad for your feet. While they do provide decent arch support, the sling-back heel tends to force your toes to grip to achieve stability. According to Dr. Megan Leahy, a podiatrist with the Illinois Bone and Joint Institute, grippy toes can lead to tendonitis, nail problems, corns and calluses. Dr. Leahy's overall assessment? "Unfortunately Crocs are not suitable for all-day use."

Sigh, tough #CrocTuesday decisions...which color would you go with @lovefromliyax?

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Dr. Alex Kor, the president of the American Academy of Podiatric Sports Medicine, told the Huffington Post that the shank (the part of the shoe between the heel and the toe, not the prison weapon) is the most important part of a shoe, and that having a flexible shank is no bueno. Dr. Kor explained that Crocs "are the 'poster child' for shoes with a flexible shank. . . In other words, on a daily basis, I see patients who come into my office complaining of arch or heel pain and they are wearing Crocs."

He elaborated: "The only two types of patients that may benefit from wearing Crocs are patients that have a very high arch or those who suffer from excessive edema of their legs and ankle. But under no circumstances can I suggest wearing Crocs 8 to 10 hours per day."

So much "no" going on in this gif.

So, sure, wear your Crocs to the beach, or the park, or any place where the ability to easily rinse off your shoes is helpful, but when it comes to walking for any length of time or standing all day, those "comfortable" Crocs are not helping you in the long run. SORRY, MARIO BATALI.

5-year-old girl attended her dance class's Princess Day dressed as a hot dog and her dad couldn't be prouder.

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On May 9, a five-year-old North Carolina girl named Ainsley made princess history when she attended "Princess Week" at her dance school dressed as a hot dog. Because hot dogs are princesses, too.

While all the other little girls at Holly Springs School of Dance came dressed as their favorite Disney princesses, Ainsley came dressed as her favorite tube-shaped food. Dance teachers Sarah Nativi and Grayson Lamontagne tweeted pictures of Ainsley in her costume, because they thought it was so funny and cute, but they didn't expect the pictures to blow up like they did (Lamontagne's tweet has been retweeted over 8,000 times by Monday afternoon).

Nativi told BuzzFeed News, "[Ainsley] loves princesses, but she wanted to be original and wear a hot dog costume instead. She wore a princess costume underneath it and said she was a princess on the inside!" Nice! See, everyone can be a princess where it really counts—on the inside.

Animated TV show Adventuretime's very own Hot Dog Princess is voiced by comedian Maria Bamford, who got married in August 2015 and attended her reception as Mrs. Hot Dog (along with her new husband, Mr. Hot Dog).

After the pictures of his dancing hot dog daughter went viral and she started trending on Tumblr and Twitter, Ainsley's dad Brandon Turner tweeted that it was all his daughter's idea to dress as a hot dog, which just shows the caliber of young ladies this nation is raising. After all, it's 2016, and women can be anything they want—even hot dogs.

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