The latest fitness trend on Instagram (and on the beach) are fitness star Kayla Itsnine's Bikini Body Guides, known to fans just as "BBG." When the guru regrammed a pic showing the progress of Liza Parker, a 29-year-old BBG devotee in Ontario, Canada, people on the Internet launched a debate over whether or not she's for real.

With Kayla herself calling out Liza's "#bootygainz", people were jealous, and therefore dubious. Liza's fans are coming out with science facts to her defense.

This "Saradela" character just wouldn't quit.

Tired of people undermining the integrity of her butt, Liza made a video of her and her butt moving to show that the curves were not photoshopped, calling it "a message to the haters just to show that this is me."

I have seen these comments on other progress pictures Kayla has shared and I just don't understand it. As someone who is very open on social media I understand that everyone is entitled to their opinion and I've dealt with negative comments in the past. However I'm never okay with body shaming or trying to discredit the hard work someone has put in.

"So here's me making a fool of myself in my kitchen!" she introduces. And yeah, it seems really foolish, but it does look like that butt is really attached to her body.

This debate over buns was so much easier than the actually needed debate about guns.

Everyone can agree that Titanic would have been a completely different movie if Kate Winslet didn't play Rose, so it's really strange to watch her audition for the role. Even stranger? Watching someone besides Leo act alongside her as Jack.

In this clip of her original screen test, Winslet auditions for her role as Rose with Jeremy Sisto, the dude who played Elton in Clueless.

Elton?That would have been a bigger disaster than a giant boat crashing into an iceberg. You can't have an opposites-attract love affair when the guy who is supposed to be in steerage class just played the richest dude at Beverly Hills High. Don't you know who his father is???

You gotta give props to Winslet for nailing Rose despite the obvious limitations. Sisto is incredibly sincere in this take, but you just can't shake the Elton off of him. Jack falls in love with the hands of a French girl, Elton tricks girls into kissing him at parties.

Sorry, dude. Leo was fricking Romeo. He was born to die for love. If Elton had been on that boat, you can bet he would have forced Rose to share the door.

Nick Jonas, former child star and former Kate Hudson boyfriend, shared with Jimmy Fallon the entertaining story of the time he got high and his penis was unexpectedly raised. After the release of a new single, which was likely sexual in nature to prove just how much he isn't a child anymore, Nick had a weed lollipop. The next day, still in Lollipop Land, Jonas had to present at the Young Hollywood Awards, giving him the opportunity to teach Jimmy Fallon about NARBs—No Apparent Reason Boners.

Jonas' penis got ahead of him on the red carpet, as the blood rushed down in his red pants.

Still stoned, he tried to improvise a joke about Ansel Elgort's height on stage, which only would have been funny had the audience been stoned themselves.

A history teacher recently uploaded an album of 122 of their whiteboard drawings onto Imgur, and it'll make you wonder why this person didn't become an art teacher instead. User jmayne uses a complex medium, dry erase marker, to surprise students with intricate pictures every day when they show up for class.

jmayne says that the pictures don't take too long to make, despite them being better than anything you could draw.

I teach History. Every day (except when students draw), I draw a quick Picture of the Day 5-10 minutes before my first morning class.

Sometimes the drawings can tell a story over the course of a couple of days.

And sometimes the pictures are not connected at all.

They also span many different styles of art.

jmayne also described where they get their inspiration from.

Sometimes I take student suggestions, sometimes my creativity is sapped, other times I draw whatever weird thing is on my mind.

This album was from jmayne's third year of teaching. If jmayne also doesn't assign homework, they are officially the coolest teacher ever.

You can check out all of jmayne's whiteboard masterpieces here.

Simone Dennis, an associate professor at the Australian National University, recently published a new book, Smokefree: A Social, Moral and Political Atmosphere, that is gaining attention because in it Dennis profiles an interesting subsection of Australian society: teen girls who are smoking in order to have smaller babies.

Dennis described in particular 16-year-old Michelle, who, despite being "heavily pregnant," apparently was lighting up non-stop for the hour that Dennis chatted with her. The reason for her smoking, as Michelle explained, was because "[her] sister had a whopper—she split from end to end."

Michelle didn't like the idea of giving birth to a big baby. "That's not happening to me—no fuckin' way." Michelle cited two of her friends who smoked during pregnancy and had "the tiniest, cutest little baby girls." That's nice?

Dennis detailed how Michelle doesn't smoke any type of ciggies—she goes specifically for the ones that have a warning label for pregnant women.

Michelle technically isn't wrong in her thinking. Among its list of smoking effects on pregnancy, the CDC includes low birth weight. That fact is directly tied to premature birth and the possibility of a baby being born ill. "A few babies may even die," the CDC says. There are also a number of other potential harms, like birth defects, risks to the placenta during birth, and SIDS. Cuteness is not named as a possible result from smoking while pregnant.

"They were scared because they were small," Dennis told the Daily Telegraph about the women she spoke with, including Michelle. "The worst thing that could happen to them was to have an enormous baby." Well, the CDC offers up a few other worst case scenarios (death).

"Some had even taken it up for the first time for that very reason, and some smoked harder," Dennis said, "hoping the promise on the packet would come true."

As of a 2012 study, about 18 percent of pregnant women in Australia take deep, deep drags on cancer sticks, which isn't as high as Michelle and her friends might lead you to believe. Hopefully soon that number will go in the direction that Michelle wanted for her newborn baby's weight: down.

Despite being rich and famous and a star on one of the most beloved sitcoms on television, Ariel Winter is just your average teen girl. Honest! She, like many other people born in 1998, graduated from high school this spring, and her sentiments about it are pretty typical of any graduating senior.

She carefully laid out her gown and diploma for an Instagram pic, and captioned it "It's actually done...I GRADUATED," adding a shocked-face emoji. The difference between Winter and her classmates is that so far, her graduation 'gram has over 60k in likes and adoring fans from all over the world congratulating her. But other than that, yea, totally a normal teen.

Winter had a pretty normal high school experience despite being a young celebrity, which including going to prom and getting excited about going to college. She will be attending UCLA in the fall.

Okay, she did also do some stuff during her senior year which was not as typical, like film a movie, pose for Cosmopolitan and attend parties thrown by Vanity Fair, but besides all that...

Yea, totally normal eighteen year old. Congrats, Ariel!

Normally the miraculous trauma known as birth is relegated only to the woman giving birth, but whether due to sympathy pains or sheer stupidity, Redditor Englishmuffin1 got in on the pain when his wife was in labor.

It all came down to the new father's desperate need to pee.

So this literally happened within the last half hour.

Back story: my wife is just over 40 weeks pregnant and this morning we came to the hospital for an induction. She was having really bad contractions, so the midwife kindly offered her a nice hot bath to relax her and help my son come into this world.

Anyway, onto the fuck up. So I go to the bathroom with my lovely wife as she is not allowed to be left on her own. She strips off and gets into the bath when I realise that I need to piss, like, right now. No biggie, I'll just go to the loo in the bathroom, it's nothing my wife hasn't seen before. Wrong! No toilet in this room, just a bath and sink.

Is that normal in a hospital? Perhaps the expectation is that loved ones will find a way to sneak to the bathroom, while the woman in labor will simply do her business wherever she pleases.

So I do what any other man would do in that situation. I look to the sink and then to my wife. She knows what I'm thinking and just shakes her head and tells me a firm "No!". I give her the sweet puppy dog eyes that got her to agree to mate with me in the first place and she caves within seconds. Anyway, I'm no animal so I decide to run some water whilst I'm doing the deed to wash it all down.

This guy has puppy dog eyes, but isn't an animal—what kind of human hybrid is he?

After I finish, I still have my meat and two veg out whilst I turn off the tap. This is the part where I learn three very important things:

1. I had actually been using hot water

2. These taps turn off the opposite way to what I am expecting

3. This sign is extremely accurate

This is the sign he linked out to. It is a very clearly-written sign.

Englishmuffin1 should've had paid attention to this sign.

I had turned the taps on full blast of near boiling water inches away from my favourite body part. I took a fair amount of splash damage and while I was dancing around this small room with my pecker flailing around thinking what a numpty I've been, my wife was just laughing her ass off at me.

The water drama did not end.

Aaannnd now her waters have broken, so I might be delayed responding to any comments.

Edit: my little boy arrived around 3hrs after my post! Thanks for all your kind messages, now time to dad!

Here's the couple's new baby son, and perhaps their only one depending on how badly the dad burned his balls:

A visually soothing antidote to burning water meeting sensitive flesh.

A woman named Cher has gone viral by sharing an increasingly desperate string of texts she received from her former dog walker. After the dog walker was fired, she basically went through the five stages of grief in a series of six text messages, which has to be some sort of record. But the only result was making herself look unprofessional. Would you trust your dog to someone who sent you this?

You've got to have a little sympathy—anyone can get attached to a dog. Dog walkers are supposed to be like prostitutes (stick with me on this), never letting themselves get emotionally involved with their furry johns. But this dog walker got too close, lost her cool, and got burned. It's cold out there on these streets.

On Monday night, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine posted an arty black-and-white picture of his pregnant, super-hot Victoria's Secret model wife Behati Prinsloo, reminding the world once again that he married and subsequently impregnated a super-hot Victoria's Secret model. The baby, their first child, is due in September.

Just look at her. She's a model, did you notice? He captioned the picture "YOWZA" and added some fire emojis, in case you somehow missed how perfectly hot she is by looking at the picture. Her hair's got that "freshly screwed" look that looks great on pretty people and completely insane on everyone else. She's using her hands as a bra, because why not. Her jeans even appear to be undone, giving the impression that they've just had some extra special private time together. Easy tiger, you can't knock her up again until she's actually had this one.

High school pranks are one of the traditions that should stick around, unlike shaming girls who bring their boobs to prom. Redditor w4steyute shared one example of a prank that was such a success, it should inspire more. While by no means an original idea, this penis inspection prank was a fine example of excellent execution.

As reading in depth about a (fake) penis inspection may be a little hard to swallow, here are the key highlights:

But why my penis?

Any scent, musk, or "dick cheese" detected or observed by [redacted] will be reported and results in mandatory attendance to a 3 week, school-led Clean Penis Initiative Seminar."

Circumcised? Uncircumcised? Does it matter?

There will be two separate lines formed in the cafeteria on the day of inspections. Circumcised members will queue on the right, while uncircumcised members will queue on the left.

But I feel that my penis is too small...

Phallic length and girth will be measured (both flaccid and erect), however the results will only be seen by your Vice Principal prior to being put in your personal Student Terse Directory (or STD).

Important Information:

Students with penises 9 inches in length and greater will be posted in Vice Principal [redacted]'s Personal Phallic Hall of Fame, and will be invited to a breakfast honouring their achievement.

The flyer is signed by the "Vice Principal and Head of the Phalliological Committee," who is no doubt taking on a third job right now of chastising the senior class.

While Kevin Hart was in Miami training with Ndamukong Suh...

Someone else was in his home stealing all his pretty things. According to TMZ, some ruffians pried open the back doors of his mans and got away with half a million dollars worth of clothing, jewelry, and watches.

Damn.

How are you gonna steal a man's clothing? We know how much he likes his things.

The man has a look! What kind of thief thinks he is gonna pull this off?

Don't worry Kevin, they may have gotten your stuff, but they'll never take your style.

Pablo Reyes isn't famous; he's just a guy who can predict the future. Reyes posted a Facebook status predicting the death of Harambe (the silverback gorilla who was killed by zoo staff when a little boy fell into his enclosure in May) and the subsequent public outrage, as well as the death of Muhammad Ali, and even the Orlando nightclub shooting. Sure, all that stuff has already (sadly) happened, but his post is dated December 26, 2015. The prescient status has been shared almost 190,000 times, because predicting the future is a really impressive feat!

The comments on his post showed just how impressed/freaked out people were with his clairvoyance.

Except—Reyes didn't predict the future. Come on now, people. All Reyes did was write a post and then change the date on it, using the little clock icon. Once the status is ready to be published, Facebook will even ask you if you want to notify people about it. And of course you do, because you've just predicted the future. In the immortal word of Keanu Reeves, "Whoa."

According to BuzzFeed, there's another way to do it: just edit an old status update. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Now YOU can predict the future, too.

BuzzFeed News asked Reyes, who used to work at the fake news website Huzlers, if viral hoaxes like this make him feel like he's duping people, and the answer is a resounding no. He told them, "I feel like people—I don’t want to call people dumb—but I think it’s up to the people to kind of make the decisions about what they hear and what they’re being told. . . It’s hard for me to explain to you how I feel about the situation, but I think I blame people. I kind of feel like people are to blame."

People are gullible, and they do tend to believe whatever they see in print. Especially if it's what they want to believe.

Crazy stuff goes down onGame of Thrones pretty much every week. Characters you love are brutally killed, or sometimes brutally raped, or occasionally brutally stabbed, but the cast seems to keep things light when the cameras aren't rolling. Emilia Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on GoT, a fierce leader vying for the Iron Throne, but off screen, she is a totally adorable little goober. She recently uploaded a video of her hot costar, Jacob Anderson (a.k.a. Grey Worm), sending a message to her other hot costar Michiel Huisman, (a.k.a Daario Naharis​).

As if the video of Anderson and Peter Dinklage playing around as Clarke giggles in the background is not charming enough, check out the Khaleesi's hashtag game:

#worthit
#yesthatcacklesisALLLkhalessi
#notaseasyasitlookstoswordtwiddleafterall
#thepartthatyoudidntseewasnathalieandishowingthemhowitsreallydone

Ah, so the technical name for the move Anderson attempted is a "sword twiddle." Good to know.

Clarke has been known to cause a little mischief between takes, as evidenced by this video of her pulling a classic prank on a sleeping classmate, and also this video of her dancing along to a 2pac song.

Hey, a queen has to do something to unwind between claiming the seven kingdoms and amassing a huge army. Otherwise, she'd go and do something crazy like, oh, unleash the wrath of her dragons on those who have wronged her in an epic, bloody, fiery season finale. Or something like that.

Are you a narcissist? Good news! Twitter now lets you retweet yourself!

Is this necessary? Probably not. Is this almost certainly going to be annoying? Well, that seems to be the consensus of Twitter's most influential users, but when has Twitter ever listened to them? Here are the 21 best reactions to the newest Twitter feature that no one really asked for:

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Barely anything good can come from finding a note on your windshield. Either you've received a parking ticket, or you just got a passive-aggressive note about your parking skills. Rebecca Landis Hayes was left an angry, bitter note even sh*ttier than usual, because the rudeness was bolstered by good ol' fashioned sexism.

Landis Hayes, a veteran, pulled into a parking spot reserved for veterans at a grocery store in Concord, North Carolina. Whoever saw her enter the store noticed her femaleness and was immediately enraged. Clearly, they did not believe that she had served, leaving her the rudest of rude notes. Not only did the anonymous parking lot person question her service, but they called her "lady."

She posted a picture of the note, along with her own note for the person who left it:

I know I parked in one of the Veteran Parking spaces today, it was hot. I had been in and out of my car several times already this afternoon, and I was only going to be a minute. Besides, the parking lot was full, so I just did it. It was the first time, and I won’t do it again. I’m sorry…

I’m sorry that you can’t see my eight years of service in the United Sates Navy. I’m sorry that your narrow misogynistic world view can’t conceive of the fact that there are female Veterans. I’m sorry that I have to explain myself to people like you. Mostly, I’m sorry that we didn’t get a chance to have this conversation face to face, and that you didn’t have the integrity and intestinal fortitude to identify yourself, qualities the military emphasizes.

Which leads to one question, I served, did you?

The post went viral with over 2,495 shares in 24 hours. People on Facebook are taking the opportunity to thank her for her service.

Soldier girl, tell 'em.