Good luck finding a way to root for the Clippers without seeming racist.

April 28, 2014, 9:20 am

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May you look as good as George Clooney when you're 52 and finally decide to get married.

April 28, 2014, 9:51 am

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5 Ways To Make Someone's Wedding Announcement All About You

April 28, 2014, 1:01 pm

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May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

April 28, 2014, 5:01 pm

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Thanks for always being sensitive to my needs, both emotional and chocolate-related.

April 29, 2014, 7:59 am

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I dare you to post a status update that does not involve your baby.

April 29, 2014, 9:01 am

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Breakups are almost as hard as figuring out how to avoid your friend who just went through a breakup.

April 29, 2014, 9:15 am

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I thought you could really use an e-card during this difficult time.

April 29, 2014, 9:23 am

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Donald Sterling has pretty strong opinions on skin color for someone whose face looks like a urine-soaked catcher's mitt.

April 29, 2014, 9:32 am

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I'm sorry for your loss and for all the time you'll have to spend with family.

April 29, 2014, 9:49 am

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Just wanted you to know I'm always available to drink until I'm a good listener.

April 29, 2014, 10:10 am

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Please come to my lavish baby shower to help us forget how poor we'll be once the baby arrives.

April 29, 2014, 10:34 am

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Congratulations on your upcoming Facebook albums.

April 29, 2014, 10:57 am

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Congratulations on naming your baby after something you saw at a farmer's market.

April 29, 2014, 11:36 am

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I can't wait to see you at my baby shower and then never again once I have a baby.

April 29, 2014, 11:50 am

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You're invited to another goddamn baby shower.

April 29, 2014, 11:52 am

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Happy Birthday to someone young enough that a lifetime ban from the NBA would last for more than a couple years.

April 29, 2014, 12:25 pm

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5 Donald Sterling Heckling Signs For Clippers Fans (And Anyone Else)

April 29, 2014, 12:41 pm

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Congratulations to TMZ on accidentally doing something culturally substantial.

April 29, 2014, 2:34 pm

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I hope you are as ready to confuse our sexual chemistry for love as I am.

April 29, 2014, 5:01 pm

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