Singer Ciara and NFL player Russell Wilson took on the Herculean task of remaining celibate until their wedding night despite being two highly attractive people, and now that they are officially man and wife, they also officially did it ;). Although some things just don't need to be announced, Ciara told the world that she and Wilson consummated the marriage via her Snapchat. Congrats?

Ciara: So baby, you know what we're doing tonight?
Wilson: From what we did last night, I'm gonna do it multiple times.

And now we all know what you are doing tonight.

Wilson also took this Snapchat of his new wife giggling as he says, "About last night..." followed by an over exaggerated wink.

Okay, we get it. You guys are sexing. A lot. Now get off Snapchat and go do it some more, you crazy kids.

Uh-oh fellas, Sigourney Weaver's coming for your childhood. In an interview with Harper's Bazaar, the actress gave the all-female Ghostbusters reboot (starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones) her seal of approval.

To be able to hand Ghostbusters over to these incredibly talented women felt perfect, and it was time. There is such wonderful chemistry between the four of them. That does remind me of the boys because they were old friends and they had worked together a lot too. That kind of comedic pairing is just gold. You just turn the camera on and let them go at it.

Weaver was one of the stars in the original Ghostbusters in 1984 (along with Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Akroyd, and Ernie Hudson), and she apparently makes a cameo in this one. She told the magazine: "I think the fans are going to be pleased by how we pop up. It’s just a very sweet movie but also very funny and kind of crazy. I think that’s a big part of what films can do—take us to another world."

Wow, celebrities really love to post pictures of their butts on Instagram. Sometimes it seems like you see their buttcheeks more than you see their faces nowadays (not that you're complaining or anything). Now it's time to put that useless tush knowledge to the test, to see if you can match these five celebrity butts with these five celebrity faces. Don't pretend like you have anything better to do.

Here are 5 celebrity buttcheeks for you to examine.

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Now match them to these celebrities' faces.

1. Rihanna

2. Kate Hudson

3. Chelsea Handler

4. Miley Cyrus

5. Nicki Minaj

Answer Key

1. That tuckus belongs to Kate Hudson.
2. Those buns are attached to Nicki Minaj.
3. That booty belongs to Chelsea Handler.
4. Those cheeks are Miley Cyrus's.
5. That derriere is behind Rihanna.

If you got 5/5 correct, then congrats! You know your celebrity butts. If you didn't get them all right, you may want to think about what you're doing with your life.

Since the dawn of time, men and women have been attempting to understand each other. To most men, women are a mystery. We didn't realize how much of a mystery until we stumbled upon this AskReddit asking heterosexual men to reveal what they've learned about women since they began dating them. The responses are truly eye opening.

1. Gives_Wrong_Answer has some misconceptions on the mechanics of tampons. Sorry, guys. There's nothing cool or explosive about them.

I had no clue that the string on the bottom of a tampon was to pull it out when you wanted to change it. I thought for sure that a girl stuck the tampon in, pulled the string, and it expanded like a mini explosive. Kind of like a rip cord and a parachute. I was clearly wrong.

2. Much to the surprise of catiesaur's boyfriend, our vaginas do not spontaneously turn into Niagara Falls once a month. Though wouldn't it be cool if they did? (No, it wouldn't be cool. It would be gross.)

My very period-sympathetic boyfriend thought, up until a few months ago, that all the blood during a woman's monthly period comes out all at once. In some massive torrential wave. (Apparently, we only wear tampons/pads for longer because we don't know exactly when the flood is coming...)

3. In yet another case of menstruation confusion, stinkyP00 is just relieved to know that those marks on our underwear aren't poop. Frankly, we're relieved too.

I've lurked reddit for a while now, but I had to create my own account for this one. I never had any sisters and started dating my girlfriend a little over a year and a half ago. Well, one day within the first month or so of dating, I noticed she had some skid marks on her panties. I was thoroughly disgusted, but she's awesome, so I let it slide. I later saw that she had more than one pair of skid marked underwear, and it remained a mystery as to why this awesome girl either A) had really bad diarrhea often or B) had no idea how to wipe her own ass. Again, this didn't affect me too greatly, but I did find it to be a little odd. Fast forward a few months, when we went to visit her mom at her apartment. My GF's little sister, who was 17 at the time, lived there as well. I went into her little sister's room and saw she had panties on the floor... WITH SKID MARKS. I was aghast... Could this be a family issue? I couldn't take it any more and I just had to ask my GF if she wasn't raised with proper ass wiping technique. She laughed and told me it was period blood, and that girls have a few pairs of underwear they use specifically if they're on their period. The world made a little more sense, and I was so relieved my girlfriend knew how to properly wipe her ass. I also felt like a dumbass.

TL;DR - Period blood stains sure look a hell of a lot like skid marks.

4. A common misconception we've seen on this thread is that men think our buttholes serve many more functions than they actually do. So much so that herromongorian's boyfriend thought we had to see a special doctor just for our buttholes.

i told my boyfriend about my first gynecology appointment and was joking that the first time i got fingered was by a big female doctor (see principle from the movie matilda). he started fidgeting, turned pale and asked me why gynecologists have to finger women's buttholes. he thought gynecologist=butthole doctor.

5. Vomit=pregnant, according to topo_di_biblioteca's boyfriend.

My boyfriend thought "morning sickness" (meaning you are pregnant) occurred the morning directly after you've had sex. He freaked out when I had a stomach flu one morning after staying over.

6. Yes, Someonedumb, we do this. What can we say? Girls love snacks. If your snacks look delicious, we're going to eat them. That's the way it goes.

That they'll tell you they're not hungry then eat the food off your plate one piece at a time.

7. Hey, MSJallDAY, it's not easy controlling long hair in this humidity, okay? We need some reinforcement.

Bobby pins, bobby pins everywhere.

8. Thank you for understanding, IEatBluePlayDough. Looking good isn't cheap!

The financial burden of makeup.

9. OnlySarcasm, do you think we keep asking you to put the toilet seat down for fun? No! It's for safety! An open toilet is a dangerous toilet.

that they actually will fall in the toilet if you leave it up..

10. Perhaps all the bragging about penis size can at last come to an end thanks to this revelation by Camtronocon.

"Why would we care how long your limp penis is?"

Mind blown

Well, guys, this has been fascinating. I think we've all learned a lot here today.

The only thing more magical than one Hermione is two Hermiones. Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, met Noma Dumezweni, who is currently playing Hermione Granger in the play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, and the photo evidence of the meeting caused (non-racist) fans to lose their minds.

Yesterday I went to see the Cursed Child. I came in with no idea what to expect and it was AMAZING. Some things about the play were, I think, possibly even more beautiful than the films. Having seen it I felt more connected to Hermione and the stories than I have since Deathly Hallows came out, which was such a gift. Meeting Noma and seeing her on stage was like meeting my older self and have her tell me everything was going to be alright, which as you can imagine was immensely comforting (and emotional)! The cast and crew welcomed me like I was family and Noma was everything I could ever hope she would be. She's wonderful. The music is beautiful… I could go on… Here are some pics of me meeting Noma and the crew. Love, E xx ‪#‎keepthesecrets‬‪#‎19yearslater‬

Here are Emma and Noma trying to smoosh themselves to form one mega Hermione.

And here they are doing their best impression of Fluffy (minus one head).

COULD THEY BE ANY MORE PRECIOUS?

Watson also got to spend time with some other members of the cast and crew.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is considered the eighth official story of the series, and shows what happened to Harry Potter and his friends 19 years after they left Hogwarts. Unlike the people who will be at your high school reunion, they seem to still be kicking ass.

There is a cell phone on the rug in this picture somewhere, and people online are losing their minds trying to find it. It's not an optical illusion, or something added digitally, it's just a smart phone (in a case) laying on the rug. It's gone viral on Facebook, having been shared over 8,000 times.

Can you find it? Look hard—once you see it, you'll be annoyed you didn't earlier. But it's so hard to spot! While you slowly lose your mind trying to see the phone, ponder this little tidbit of rug truth—no true, authentic Persian rug is "perfect." The makers always include a small, intentional flaw, a color out of place on a pattern, something very small you really have to search for. This is because the Muslim artists feel that "only Allah is perfect and has the right to create perfectly."

Okay, find it yet? All right, fine, here you go:

Twitter user Dee Breezy and his girlfriend De'Ja Davis clearly have different ideas about relationships and pizza. Breezy tweeted a Snapchat video of Davis excoriating him for almost two full minutes after he took some of her pizza, inserting helpful comments in text over the video, like "She turning up over pizza," and "She's really mad about pizza." His tweet has since been retweeted almost 44,000 times. But he conveniently neglected to mention the part about how he took the food without asking, and after she'd already explicitly asked him if he wanted any food of his own. Seriously, Breezy, WTF?

The best part is when she says "With food, don't ever get too comfortable," which is both excellent relationship advice and also what you say to wild animal handlers. Also, "Stop putting me on that Snap shit." Other restaurant patrons can't help but find themselves becoming emotionally invested in the saga.

The disagreement over pizza privileges didn't end there. Davis also sent him a lengthy text clarifying her stance, which Breezy also tweeted, along with "Can somebody get her."

In case that's too small to read, here's what the text says:

Let me just say this… It wasn't about me not sharing because I always give you stuff. I just got that pizza for me and if you wanted just a little piece of it I could've gotten you your own. And on top of that you professionally broke of [sic] that piece like you already intended on taking it from the jump. You plotted on getting my food when you knew I was hungry. Let's got back to when I said I wanted carry out and you recommended pizza bolis so you knew what you were gonna do before we even got there. Secondly you kept saying you wanted a little piece but as soon as I said take it you devoured the whole entire slice. All I'm asking is that next time you just be honest and say "De'ja I am starving like a homeless pig can you spare me a slice" And I will happily get you your own slice of pizza. Now people think I'm all crazy when I'm not I'm just really serious about my food.

People on Twitter weighed in on the pizza crime.

Come on, man. You should know better than to eff with a lady's food.

You, dear internet, have widely condemned the following seven people. You've handed down your judgmental proclamations from rolling-chair thrones and said, "You, Martin Shkreli, are no good." But even the most heinous celebrities, the most dastardly TMZ bullseyes, are human. And every good villain has a soft spot to prove their humanity. Darth Vader had been Anakin. Ramsay Bolton loved his dogs.

So here is what redeems the following handful of hated harlequins. Here is the single grain of sugar in their bowl of gall. It will only make your hatred more delectable.

1. Martin Shkreli

50 Cent harassed a teenager with autism. The video went viral. One celebrity faced the bully and gave a voice to autism. That celebrity was… Martin Shkreli? Sure. Shkreli's money—wrung from the frail hands of terminally ill cancer patients—is still money, and he pledged 10k to an autism charity in the tremendous backlash to the video. He even tweeted that "autism awareness [is] still a problem." Little did you know that this pharmaceutical swindler is actually trying to improve the life of people with autism everywhere. He told TMZ his companies are "trying to develop new, desperately necessary, treatments for autism."

Why you can still hate him:

He'll probably overcharge for those treatments. He’s still Martin Shrkeli.

2. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s best self lives on in the YouTube videos of him as a sweet, talented kid. Watch the one above for proof.

Tupac on his wall? Kinda cool! A Bart Simpson poster? OK! A catchy take on a catchy song by a kid who clearly loves to sing and wants to share his talent with the world? Yeah!

Why you can still hate him:

It doesn't help that this video's a Chris Brown cover. Also, this.

3. ​Azealia Banks

When you know how she grew up, you might delete what you already started writing in the comments section as soon as you saw her name in this article. In an interview with Self-titled magazine, she explained how her “stressed out; always overworked” mom would throw things at her kids and “brawl” with them. Meanwhile, Banks’ father “had kids with other women, and she was fighting for his attention for so long.” In Banks’ genuinely upsetting words, her mom “was finally starting to get some [attention] back from him and he just died. And that crushed her.”

Banks’s father died when she was just two years old. As she puts it, “by the time I was 8, I was really mature,” a latch-key kid in Harlem. She turned to acting and then music to deal with the issues at home.

"It actually scared me into the arts, you know?"

Why you can still hate her:

This.

4. Iggy Azalea

Everyone’s favorite cultural appropriator and tabloid-feeder, Iggy Azalea is actually, really, the American Dream personified. And not just the aforementioned cultural appropriation and tabloid fodder, but the actual good parts about the American Dream—the kind where if you work really hard, you can become anything you want to be. You know, that myth? Azalea actually worked hard enough/had enough insane courage to make it a reality.

According to LA Weekly, she dropped out of school at 15, worked and saved up about $4,000, and moved to Miami on her own with “no intention of returning to Australia.” She lived with a friend, moving around—she spent time in Houston before eventually making music connections in Atlanta. Eventually, she made it to LA, and the rest is (B-list) Hollywood history. She pulled herself up by her high heeled bootstraps. Ain't that America?

Why you can hate her anyway:

She’s forced herself into the same sentence as The Beatles, as in, the Beatles and Iggy Azalea are the only acts“to rank at Nos. 1 and 2 simultaneously with their first two Hot 100 entries.” Now if you even kinda disliked Iggy, you have to hate her.

5. Donald Trump

On a bright, sunny Thursday in New York City in April, Donald Trump said something likable. Asked about the controversial North Carolina bathroom law on Today, which requires that people use the bathroom that corresponds to the sex on their birth certificate (if they even have one—Trump demands physical proof), Trump said the truly reasonable:

There have been very few complaints the way it is. People go, they use the bathroom that they feel is appropriate. There has been so little trouble, and the problem with what happened in North Carolina is the strife and the economic punishment that they're taking. So I would say that's probably the best way.

A take that felt honest, reasonable, and completely devoid of sexist, racist, or penile imagery. Even if you’re on the other side of the issue, his response makes sense—it’s not really a problem, let’s not make it one.

Why you can hate him anyway:

S​ince the sound bite on Today, it’s become more and more confusing to figure out where Trump stumps on dumps. He’s changed his stance, saying it’s a state’s rights issue, and up to states to do “the right thing.” So, what’s the right thing?

“Honestly, I don’t know,” Trump told Jimmy Kimmel, a confused opportunist once again.

Phew. Still hateable.

6. Mel Gibson

Alcoholic, racist, sexist, hopelessly defended by Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson (in his more lucid moments) actually has a pretty fun sense of humor. In the period of his life before he had the Wikipedia header“alcohol abuse and legal issues,” Time Magazine wrote a fun piece that included how “Gibson loves to goof.” Mel “Goofy” Gibson. Yup, turns out: fun guy.

In one of these lost goofs, the virulent racist surprised his Passion of the Christ set by appearing to have a serious, quiet word with the woman playing the Virgin Mary—before leaving her to stare “dolefully into the camera with a bright-red clown nose.” The lovable, Fred Flintstone-like Gibson had applied it to her face as a prank on the crew.

He also notably inserted himself into the otherwise intense trailer for his film Apocalypto, a little Easter Egg for anyone who isn't so pious they won't use that phrase. YouTubers caught him smoking a cigarette in a single frame.

Why you can still hate him:

“What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?” is one of the kinder things he’s said during a DUI arrest.

7. Gwyneth Paltrow

Star of such hits as “Most Hated Celebrity,” “Gwyneth Paltrow did NOT ban People From Looking at Her At Party, Despite Claim,” “Shallow Hal,” and the blog that recommends a steamed vagina, Paltrow does have one, big redeeming quality:

She’s cousins with US representative Gabby Giffords.

Why you can still hate her:

She is not US representative Gabby Giffords.

Remember how your grandparents used to send sweet, beautiful love letters back and forth to each other when they were dating? Skype sex is pretty much the 21st century version of that. Instead of writing heartfelt messages and waxing poetic about love, you can just cut to the chase by masturbating at your partner over a grainy internet connection. Isn't love grand? However, having Skype sex might seem a bit complicated to novices, so here is a handy how-to guide that can help you have the best experience possible.

1. Set the scene.

Remove all extraneous random stuff from the background of the shot. Stuffed animals that you are definitely way too old to have? Shove 'em in the closet. That mountain of unfinished paperwork you sleep beside every night when your partner is away? Toss it on the desk. Your cat that will inevitably step all over your keyboard right when things get hot and heavy? Put it outside. Maybe even make things extra special by lighting a few candles and placing them around. Even if scented candles usually give your partner a headache, who cares? They can't smell 'em in cyberspace.

2. Put on something sexy that you will probably take off in two seconds.

Now that you've set the scene, it is time to get yourself ready for some hot, pixilated mutual masturbation over a computer screen. Look through your drawers to find your sexiest lingerie. Or just take that oversized tee-shirt you're already wearing, turn it inside out to hide the logos, and tie it into some kind of bra or something. Your partner will never be able to tell the difference over the horrific graininess of your poor internet connection. On that note, if you wear makeup, you also want to really slather it on. That way your partner can distinguish your facial features all the way from whatever La Quinta Inn they're having that company conference in.

3. Spend the next 3-7 minutes saying "Is this working?"

Also acceptable:

-Can you hear me?

-I can hear you but I can't see you.

-Wait, let me start over.

-Hello? Hello?? Hi!!

-Wait, lost ya.

-Uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Or get creative and make up your own sexy way of complaining about Skype not working! Just think of it as foreplay ;););).

4. Do the damn thing.

If you managed not to give up by this point, congrats! You can now have Skype sex. You're going to want to find the perfect angle for your computer—something that shows your partner your naughty bits and your face, but also hides your fat rolls. Basically, lay like 2-4 feet away from your computer and masturbate, no matter how freaking uncomfortable it makes you. And here's an important point: Skype sex is usually really uncomfortable and freaking weird, but lean into it! Pretend it is pleasurable! Don't make it look like you are wondering if you forgot to lock the door the whole time, even though that's probably what you are thinking.

Pro tip: When your screensaver inevitably turns on multiple times throughout the Skype call, don't break the mood by sitting up to turn it off. Hit that sucker with your foot and keep on truckin'.

5. Make eye contact.

Where should you look while having Skype sex? Good question. You are going to want to look at yourself the whole time just because we're all narcissists by nature, but try to make eye contact. Well, lens contact. Look at the little dot that is the lens. But then glance down at your partner. Then back up at the lens. Then subtly check yourself out real quick in that little window that has you on it. But not too long! Now lens. Partner. Lens. Self. Quick! Look at the door when you hear your roommate moving around in the kitchen. Play it cool, you locked the door. Right? You totally locked the door. Oh god.

6. Orgasm pretty, if you even orgasm at all.

Like a porn actress or Mila Kunis.

7. Be paranoid

Now that you're done Skype sexing, be prepared for hours to weeks of paranoia, worrying that your private session somehow was recorded and is now being shopped around to multiple porn cites under a title like "Average couple have sad, unsatisfying masturbation session over internet ARMATURE HOT." Consider for a moment what you would tell your family if this hypothetical video were ever discovered. Call your partner multiple times, reiterating the question "And you are 100% sure that there is NO WAY that it could have been saved anywhere?" Wonder just for a moment if the government has tapped your computer ,and now your sad attempt at being sexy is in the hands of the FBI or something. Then (try to) go about your business.

8. Jump your partner's bones the next time you see them IRL.

You both endured something that was not ideal while it was happening, but brought you much closer together in the end. Celebrate by having real, actual sex.

On Thursday, Reddit user Bringther1ot posted a pic playing the new "Pokémon GO" game while his wife was in labor. If his wife ever finds out, hopefully it's while they're still in the hospital so he can get patched up after she clobbers him. Shortly after Nintendo released "Pokémon GO" this week, it surged in popularity, becoming the top free mobile app in the iTunes store. It did so well that Nintendo's stock price even jumped about $13.

Here's his screen shot. The game uses what you see through the camera view of your phone along with Pokémon characters that appear on the screen, as if they were in the real world:

Another Reddit user jokingly asked about the gender of the character Pidgey in the picture. The new dad-to-be used it as an opportunity to share the good news about the actual bundle of joy:

Hopefully dad, mom, baby girl, and Pidgey are all healthy and doing well.

Bread: what can't it do? It's a pre-dinner snack. It's a vessel for cheese or jam or Nutella. Oprah loves it, like, a lot. And, in the case of Wesleyan grad/poet Emily Weitzman, it's a tool to take down a nasty slut-shamer. Team bread!

In her poem "Bread Thread," 23-year-old Weitzman explains how it all went down. In 2011, she was a freshman at Wesleyan when she logged into the school's anonymous public confession forum, “College ACB,” to see a post at the top of the homepage named, not very poetically: “Emily Weitzman is a huge fucking slut.”

To move the article off the homepage, Weitzman's genius friend created a new thread. The Bread Thread. And named it "I fucking love bread." The plan worked.

“The first post begins I fucking love bread,” Weitzman recalls in her poem. “Someone else adds, ‘I thought no one could relate to my obsession with bread.’ Soon people were getting into friendly debates on what’s the best bread spread and playing games like fuck, chuck, marry with different types of bread.” (Obviously that should be: fuck bagels, chuck sourdough, marry pizza, right?)

She performed the poem at the 2016 Women of the World Poetry Slam this past March, and it was just uploaded to YouTube this past week by Button Poetry. Check it out. Also check out bread. It's the fucking best. You fucking love it, you know you do do. Don't let the slut-shamers, or the carb-shamers, win.

Just before Ciara had​ all the sex with Russell Wilson, she got married. And she did it wearing this:

I wasn't invited to the wedding, per se, but it has been reported that the dress is a "custom-made Cavalli Couture gown composed of white silk tulle, fully embroidered with floral motifs throughout, and delicate glass beading – covered entirely with Chantilly lace appliqué."

It's so beautiful she can't stop staring at it, even though she just married her gorgeous husband. By comparison, this is every other wedding dress in the world:

What would it be like to be someone else far away, living a quiet, simple life?

"I start my mornings with a bowl of porridge with milk. I hate it but my stomach loves it so porridge it is :) And I am a Finn living in Finland :)"

A Finnish waitress documented her average day. Her fascination with her own simple life is almost a meditation, and the result is an album that has already been viewed over 150,000 times and received thousands of comments.

"These are my disposable contact linses. I have had glasses since I was 16 and I have always hated them! I have only worn them while driving a car and been quite OK with the fact I can't see.... But lately i have been annoyed that my eyesight has gotten worse so I went to see an optician and find out if contact lenses would be an option for me. Now I am learning this monovision technique where i have a contact lens in my left eye (it helps me see far and corrects my astigmatism) while my right eye without any lens sees near. Apparently my brains will learn to choose the right image in my head! So far so good :D"

She describes the most mundane aspects of her day. There is no attempt to make her life seem bigger or more exciting than it is, and that's what makes it refreshing. No one is trying to impress us here. She is not just documenting the status quo, she is content with it.

"A lady needs to wear some makeup and I just put on some to look neat, not to change my looks :D"

"This is the staircase of the building where my apartment is, I though the light looked cool! This is an old silo that has been transferred to apartments. 85% of inhabitants are students and I think I am the oldest person living here :D I am 52."

She exhibits no stress about being in the same station of life as people much younger, or about her age in general. Instead, she is enthusiastic about light from a window that she sees every day and would be easy to ignore. From this one picture you get the sense that this woman has never lied —or had anything to lie about— in her life.

"Waiting for the bus here. Nothing else to see."

It's like a director's commentary for Google Maps. Would it be wrong to suggest this is high art? Above is not just a dim picture of of an unembellished street, it's a safe space. She says "Nothing else to see," but the underlying message is deeply calming: There's nothing else to see, so you don't need to worry. All that there is to see is being seen. You are doing great. We are all doing great.

In a world where we are constantly questioning "what's next," this woman is living a life of "what's this."

The photos of her commute and work place continue as placidly as they began. She tells an interesting story about how once a bus driver stopped the bus to go on a 10-minute walk in the woods. She goes to work. She comes home. She is a single woman living alone in a small apartment, and she seems like the happiest person in the world. Have the rest of us checking our Facebook events and amassing Twitter followers gotten life so totally wrong?

"Coming home! I have this one room apartment (English is not my native language so I don't know which is the right term here!) of 40 squaremeters. And five (5) windows! Lots of light and space and air!'

She quietly drops this genius practice that we all need to adopt immediately:

"The drying cabinet. I have NEVER understood why other nations haven't realized what a magnificent invention this is! You just place the dishes to dry instead of having this awkward stand on the table or - which is worse - drying them with a towel!

And she goes on to show us how she irons her pillow cases because she "likes them that way." Methodical. Meditative. Connected. And so on, until she eats a bowl of ice cream and goes to sleep.

See her complete photo series here, and then try not to make one of your own.

It was a long, stressful, crazy week, and thankfully it's finally over. Enjoy jokes about fireworks, cannibalism, sexy horses, the sinister truth behind "Friends" and more, in the top 39 tweets of the week!

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Ladies, it's like we always say: "A nip slip is totally fine as long as you're classy about it." Actress Meredith Ostrom (Love Actually) is the master of showing off her nipples in a dignified manner. Just look at the dress she wore to the Serpentine Summer Party in London, a formal garden party dubbed "a highlight of high society's social calendar."

Okay, so maybe she's not showing off her real nipples, but you have to appreciate her sense of humor. Anyone who shows up to a high class function in a dress that comes complete with a sequin lady bush is a fashion icon in our book.

Do NOT try to prank this McDonald's employee. She is the master of the split-second decision and the internet's newest hero.

Ahahahahahahahahah!!!!! YESSSSSS.

Her reaction time is impeccable, and her justice is served swiftly and appropriately. We pray she did not get fired for her heroic vigilantism, but instead is promoted to CEO of everything.

(FYI: The thing she throws before his drink is his credit card, not his phone.)

Now go watch this 20 more times today. I promise you we're doing the same.

Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on Snapchat which left some wondering if her boobs have grown larger. The Jenners and Kardashians are under constant scrutiny as to whether they've had work done. There's probably also the possibility of temporary magic, like saline injections or flattering bras and tops. But in the interest of scientific boob research, here's her latest snap, followed by some other boob pics for comparison.

New boob:

Previous snaps of her underboob:

So, are they bigger? Or does her new bikini just help defy gravity? Here's a recent Instagram picture that should help solve the riddle:

There's not enough cleavage in that picture to say for certain. But she does resemble a certain type of character from a certain type of show in that outfit:

Kylie looks an awful lot like a red witch from Game of Thrones in her Instagram picture. Could her flawless boobs be the result of witchcraft and some magic jewelry? It could just be what keeps everyone guessing about her lips and boobs.