I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
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I spent as much time picking out this e-card as people over 40 spend picking out real cards.
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Seeing other people wish you happy birthday inspired me to wish you happy birthday.
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I hope your birthday provides you with the attention you seem to be demanding with your repeated Facebook profile pic changes.
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From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to give you the wrong phone number.
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What I lack in beauty I make up for in plastic surgery.
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For Mother's Day let's let someone else enjoy the satisfaction of making me pancakes.
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Let's get together to do the graphic things I've been hinting at using innocent emojis.
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9 Honest Maternity Tees Every Expecting Mother Wishes She Could Wear
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Mom Coupon: Good for one half hour of me pretending to be scared of the obscure disease you just read all about.
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12 Brutally Honest 'World's Greatest Mom' Mugs
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Mom Coupon: Good for one dinner I insist on paying for even though we both know you’ll eventually pick up the check.
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Mom Coupon: Redeemable for one "dad's new girlfriend looks fat."
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Mom Coupon: Redeemable for one Facebook like on your status about the weather.
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Mom Coupon: Good for one conversation of telling you exactly what you want to hear.
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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The Joys Of Not Being A Mother
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I could use some peace and quiet, but not the kind that means my children are off doing something horrible.
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13 Ways To Avoid Getting Your Mom A Real Gift
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Mom, I can never repay you for everything you've given me including the $700 I'm about to ask for.
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