Nothing brings two people together like mutual hatred for someone else, which might be why Calvin Harris wants to team up with Kanye West who, to say the least, also has beef with Taylor Swift.

A source has reportedly told E! News that Harris wants to make music with Kanye one day, adding that the DJ called the rapper "brilliant with music." Besides being giants in the music industry, West and Harris have both been faulted by Taylor Swift, and the pair would probably make a take-down song that would give Swift arun for her breakup song money.

After partying with Taylor's nemesis Kim Kardashian at Jennifer Lopez's 47th Birthday part in Vegas, a source told E! that Kim and Kanye have always thought that Harris is very talented.

It would seem that Harris and Kimye are starting to hit it off, so although they have nothing in the works right now, don't be surprised if you hear about their collab soon.

Wednesday night at Drake's concert in Chicago, Kanye West surprised the audience by coming out to perform their song, "Pop Style." He was gonna let Drake finish, but he said this instead: "All I gotta say is, I am so glad my wife has Snapchat, because now y'all can know the truth and can't nobody talk shit about 'Ye no more."

It's doubtful that's really all Kanye's got to say, but okay. He then performed "Famous."

Kanye was referring, of course, to Kim Kardashian's infamous Snapchat video. The clip revealed a phone conversation between Kanye and Swift, in which he clearly tells her that he wanted to reference her in his song "Famous" and seemed to get her blessing. Later, Swift would publicly claim she didn't know about the song and condemn the misogynistic lyrics.

To be fair, the Snapchat seems to prove that Kanye forgot to tell her about the line where he called her a "bitch," but hey, nobody's memory's perfect. Oh, and Kanye also forgot to tell her the phone call was being recorded. Oops!

Imagine a world where Kanye could just let this go. Hahaha, whew, sorry, that'll never happen, but it's interesting to think about.

Nicole Polizzi a.k.a Snooki from MTV's The Jersey Shore just put out a video for her song called "Yung Mommy" (she's 28, so okay). It's exactly what you'd expect—sort of silly, sort of cute, definitely self-aware. To clarify, it's awful, but in a not-too-offensive way, and entertaining, and short (1:42), much like Snooki herself.

She advises not taking it "too seriously" in the description, so I guess anyone looking to nominate her for an MTV VMA should back off, as hard as that may be, because girl's not looking for that kind of attention, okay? She's just having fun, while rhyming "complaining" with "dangerous" and "daughter" with "Giovanna."

She makes shout-outs to potty-training and her husband Jionni (LaValle), and mentions her YouTube series, so for anyone wondering what she's been up to, there's your answer.

Friends don't let friends get wisdom teeth surgery without recording the aftermath and getting it to go viral. The latest viral post-op is brought to you by Madeleine, whose friend Mia couldn't handle the Snapchat lens (which is also extremely trippy when sober).

Mia couldn't hang on to her laughs, or to her gauze.

Other notable gifts that wisdom teeth anesthesia has given the the Internet include the girl ready for the zombie apocalypse and the woman who turned into Kylie Jenner. And who could forget the one who was devastated that her surgery wasn't a boob job?

You know you're creating worthwhile comedy when it pisses off corporate lawyers.

Stephen Colbert (the comedian) welcomed Stephen Colbert (the character) to The Late Show last week to try and make sense of the Republican National Convention, much to the chagrin of both Colberts' old employers. Immediately after the segment aired, CBS got calls from Viacom, Comedy Central's parent company, insisting that "Stephen Colbert" isn't property of Stephen Colbert.

"CBS’s top lawyer was contacted by the top lawyer from another company to say that the character ‘Stephen Colbert’ is their intellectual property, which is surprising, because I never considered that guy much of an intellectual," Colbert (the real person as confirmed by the census) joked.

"What can I do? The lawyers have spoken," Colbert (the one who isn't property of Viacom) said. "I cannot reasonably argue I own my face or name."

Keeping crafty, Colbert (the real person who went to Northwestern, not the fake one who went to Dartmouth) introduced America to Stephen Colbert's (the Republican) identical twin cousin, Stephen Colbert. Watch as Stephen Colbert (the host of The Late Show) makes sense of "identical twin cousins," and introduces an old, new segment, "The Werd."

The Pokémon Go craze continues to sweep the nation and the world. The game has already inspired a dating site, so it probably shouldn't come as a surprise that a company called Geeky Sex Toys is now selling a line of Pokémon-themed dildos they're calling "Pokémoan." This leaves us to ask the question: Is nothing sacred?

Pokémoan comes in four childhood-ruining varieties that are inspired by the three starter Pokémon available in the original Gameboy games, plus Pikachu.

Geeky Sex Toys provides descriptions of each one on its website, with instructions to, "Please read in your best Pokésex voice."

Dear lord. Here's what they said about each one.

Bulby

Ever think you'd see Bulbasaur as a penis? Bulby apparently has "a large seed tip" and is "a very pleasurable friend to have."

Charmy

Charmy is described as a "thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail" that "gives intense orgasms wherever it goes." In other words, it's super effective.

Squirty

Perhaps the most aptly named of the Pokémoan collection, Squirty has "a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back."

Piky

Not even adorable Pikachu is safe. This particular toy is described as "an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team."

And then there's this shot of the whole family:

Yup. Childhood ruined. You can go ahead and bleach your eyeballs now. We'll wait.

Cara Delevingne​ and Dave Franco joined James Corden for a insult-style rap battle on The Late Late Showlast night, as part of an ongoing segment called "Drop the Mic," as well as what one can only presume is James Corden's ongoing audition for Hamilton. Check out these three white people having a rap battle that is definitely not scripted at all.

In the end, Delevingne and her eyebrows won the battle, but the real winners here are James Corden's writers, because unlike a lot of stuff on late night television, that was pretty funny.

Alice Brine is a comedian from New Zealand, and on Tuesday, she made a perfect consent analogy on Facebook. She flipped the script on typical biases against women who are sexually assaulted by wondering what would happen if she stole the possessions of wealthy, drunk men who were technically "asking for it."

I'm gunna start going home with random very drunk guys and stealing all of their shit. Everything they own. It won't be my fault though... they were drunk. They should have known better. I'll get away with it 90% of the time but then when one brave man takes me to court over it, I'll argue that I wasn't sure if he meant it when he said 'no don't steal my Audi.' I just wasn't sure if he meant it. I said 'Can I please steal your Gucci watch?' He said 'no' but I just wasn't sure if he meant it. He was drunk. He brought this on himself.

You should have seen how he was dressed at the club, expensive shirts and shoes. What kind of message is he sending with that!? I thought he wanted me to come and steal all of his shit. He was asking for it. When he said 'no' to me taking everything he owned I just didn't know if he meant it. 'No' isn't objective enough, it could mean anything.

Feel free to disagree with Brine, but be warned: you could lose your watch or car.

If you're one of those people who love process and anticipation, this is the popping video for you. Dr. Pimple Popper is forced to use three different tools to try to extract this monster blackhead. But if you're the sort of person who's just in it for the pop, don't worry—you can skip ahead to 3:30.

Also, apologies if you have "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something stuck in your head now.

Fashion magazines are full of "tips" telling plus-size women to, at best, just hide their bodies. And at worst, to just hide themselves. Simone Maripasa, a plus-size model and blogger, is hitting back at body-shamers by celebrating the glamor of bodies never seen in Glamor.

After seeing countless plus-size women being hounded on social media for showing skin, she tweeted,"Showing skin isn’t exclusive to smaller girls. It’s okay for a plus-size women to let her body breath in her clothing. Stop making it ‘unacceptable’ for plus women to wear clothes that show skin."

She called on her 11,000 Twitter followers to share photos and celebrate their bodies even if some media won't.

“I find it important to highlight plus women being free and fabulous with their wardrobes because we live in a society that constantly polices our bodies,” she told The Huffington Post,“Plus-size women are constantly told to cover up, not because we look bad in revealing clothing, but because of people’s personal lack of comfort.”

Yes, women are celebrating the bodies they were born with, and they don't need anyone's permission to do so.

So many horror movies involve misogynistic aspects, with female characters written as morons on the receiving end of horrific abuse. It can be hard for a woman to watch sometimes! Here are 7 horror movies that will make your fella cringe for a change.

1. Teeth (2007)

Teeth is a classic in the "Make Your Boyfriend Extremely Uncomfortable" Department, because it's a horror/black comedy about the mythical vagina dentata. Dawn, a very religious high school student who believes in waiting to have sex until after marriage, meets a nice boy with the same beliefs—or so she thinks. They both find out a little too late that (spoiler alert) Dawn is unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) afflicted with a toothed cooter.

2. The Deer Woman (2005)

Here's another horror-comedy about another mythical beast. This one's not technically a movie; it's an hour-long episode written and directed by John Landis from the Showtime series Masters of Horror series. Police investigating a possible animal attack after a male truck driver is found trampled to death (starting in the groin) soon find another victim, also with hoof marks, who had been seen just before dying with the same beautiful woman as the trucker. Guys, remember—always try to get a look at her legs.

3. Ginger Snaps (2000)

This is the touching story of two sisters (Ginger and Brigitte) in high school, one of whom gets bitten by werewolf and ends up stalking and feasting on her male classmates (the other sister is the same girl who played young Beverley Marsh in the wonderfully terrible 1990 Stephen King mini-series IT).

4. Jennifer's Body (2009)

Jennifer's Body was written by Diablo Cody, and even if you didn't like Juno (I didn't), this one is worth checking out. It addresses the important question: What happens if someone offers a virgin sacrifice to Satan when the person is not actually a virgin? The answer: the sacrificial non-virgin get possessed, turns into a demon, and eats men. Bonus: Adam "Seth Cohen" Brody.

5. Knock Knock (2015)

In this (hilariously terrible) remake of Death Game (1977), Keanu Reeves is a husband/architect/cringe-inducing self-professed DJ who tries desperately to stay faithful to his beautiful artist wife when faced with two nubile young women who are hell bent on seducing him. Super realistic situation.

6. Calvaire (The Ordeal) (2004)

A struggling performer coming from a gig at a nursing home is on his way to another show when his van breaks down in the woods during a storm. He's taken by a weird young man to what he's told is an inn, where the real nightmare starts. This is one of my favorite movies ever.

7. Antichrist (2009)

Lars Von Trier's Antichrist was booed at Cannes but yay-ed by me. A couple whose toddler died after an accidental fall goes to the woods to try to heal their relationship. Let's just say it doesn't go well. As in, it includes a genital mutilation scene so brutal that it earned its own write-up in Vulture.

It's 2016 and we live in a nation divided, ripped apart by controversy. The cause? A cultural phenomenon known as "duckface." Originally "the kissy face," it experienced a resurgence in the mid-aughties with the rise of the selfie. And it has become one of the most hated symbols of our time, popularized by equally controversial celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and the Kardashian sisters.

Whether you love it or hate it, duckface is here to stay. So maybe it's time to stop hating and start accepting, even embracing, this unstoppable movement. We must unite as a nation, in these particularly turbulent times, and pucker up.

Here's ten reasons why:

1. It actually does highlight your cheekbones.

If you naturally have cheekbones that could slice through glass, congrats! Enjoy having your picture taken, that must be fun for you. But for many of us, our cheekbones are hidden under these chubby things called cheeks, and drawing them out from hiding requires a little puckering.

2. Sometimes it's just for you.

Duckface is not always about looking sexy. It's about feeling sexy. It's about that moment when you're two martinis deep, home alone and saying to your reflection in the bathroom mirror: You're a goddess. You're divine and perfect. Eat your heart out, me!!!

3. It makes you seem playfully flirty without suggesting you're DTF.

Duck face screams: I'm fun and sexy! But I'm not gonna have sex with you so don't even think about it. It's like a romper for your face.

4. But sometimes it can suggest that you are DTF. Or at least DTM (down to make out).

Social media was invented to help people get laid. Let's not act like any of us are above that. Duck face reminds your followers that you have a mouth and you're not afraid to use it. Soon your inbox will be fuller than Kiley Jenner's lips.

5. Sometimes you just don't f*#king feel like smiling.

Women in particular get told to "smile!" on a regular basis. But sometimes you just don't f@*cking feel like it. Smiling is overrated and should be reserved for genuinely joyous occasions like when you're about to eat a sandwich or you see a stranger fall down.

6. It shows you have attitude.

You're pissed and you're not about to take shit from anyone. You want your photos to reflect that.

7. No one's looking at your lips anyway.

Because they're distracted by that cameraman behind you, or those drapes.

8. It shows you don't take yourself too seriously.

Even though you totally do.

9. Because ducks are adorable.

Beaks are way cuter than human mouths, clearly. If ducks made human-faces, that would be weird. But humans making duck-faces is straight up logical.

10. Because who cares???

Make whatever face you want in photos. You do you, baby. We have way bigger problems, and mouths, to worry about.

It's time, once again, to revisit some of the most pathetic ways men try to impress women. Thanks to an AskReddit that asked for anecdotes about "the least successful ways" men approached a not-to-be lover, here are 10 fools you can feel better than if you've ever tried—and crashed, and burned, and bottled up your charred remains for posterity—to get with someone.

1. The guy in llosa's story is in dire need of evolution.

2. Wildeforoscar met a skinny, well-paid idiot.

3. The guy in amhil's story might actually be a mutant.

4. At least aliciat's boyfriend didn't have to fight.

Someone who liked me saw me walking with my boyfriend. He got out of his car (leaving it in the middle of the road) pushed my boyfriend into a snowbank, gave me a rather accomplished look, and walked away without a word. Boyfriend still wasn't out of the snowbank by the time he was gone.

5. CamblesPuff is mean to the only woman in his life.

Bragging about how mean he was to his family.

He was trying to be an edgy bad boy I guess? It just came off as huge asshole. Bragged about making his mother cry.

6. Tequilapunrise feels bad for the little girl.

When I was 18 waiting tables a much older man used to come in and sit in my section a lot. One day he brought in his daughter ( who was probably 6) and introduced me to the daughter as "mommy". He told me he knew I was the " commitment type" and said he said I was worth "the best thing he had to offer". It was cringe worthy.

7. Fishyfaced is a full 10 letters.

8. Commenters told Chrispya that they'd probably choose a squat video at least.

Literally showing me a video he posted on Facebook of him doing a leg press. In the middle of the club dance floor. I just stared at him as one would stare at a pet who just shit on the rug

9. Littlemisslokii wasn't impressed by three.

10. But don't worry, Bonezillion is here to give hope to all the boneheads.

My SO tried to light two cigarettes at once on our second date.

The wind kept snuffing out the flame. With two cigarettes still in his mouth he said, "Impressing you one failure at a time."

His attempt to impress me didn't work, but I thought he was cute so I kept him.

We no longer smoke.

Republican hearts are breaking at the sight of Bradley Cooper at the DNC. Their achy breaky hearts had previously assumed he was a Republican because of his Oscar-nominated performance in American Sniper, a film directed by chair-talking Republican Clint Eastwood, and based on the true life story of Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle, a conservative icon.

The freakout went down like this...

Not another dime!

Dead to him! Such language.

Clearly Cooper is dense, right?

Of course, some people recognized that it's a little thing called "acting."

Sad day for Republicans. On the bright side, they still have this guy…

19-year-old YouTuber Marina Joyce has amassed a pretty respectable following because fans can't get enough of her optimistic, sunshine-y demeanor, and of course her love of glitter. But recently, a stark contrast in her personality has Joyce's fans worried that something serious is going on that she can't talk about on YouTube.

People started becoming concerned after Marina's bizarre behavior in the following video. Throughout, Marina seems to be looking off camera at someone else, is rambling, and seems generally very disconnected.

At one point, as Marina is modeling the back of a dress, she pauses extra long and reveals a large bruise on the back of her arm.

Another recent video has been concerning for fans as well. Marina is usually fairly grounded, but now seems to be rambling and at times gets a bit incoherent. Of course, that could also be because she is a 19-year-old who is really excited to talk about eyeshadow and stuff.

Fans have been running rampant with possible explanations and theories as to why Marina is acting differently. Some theorize that she is on drugs. Others suggest a mental breakdown, while the most creative say she's being held hostage. Of course, most people are just name calling and saying that she is faking it all for attention because, you know, internet.

Many fans have even gone so far to prove their conspiracy theories with videos and screen grabs.

Throughout, Marina has maintained that she is perfectly fine and that fans have nothing to worry about.

She ended up livestreaming a video to assure fans that she was okay, even though there was some weird behavior in that as well that hurt her story more than it helped it.

She also uploaded this picture to Instagram, but made the caption #savemarinajoyce, which is a weird thing for a person who says they don't need to be saved to do.

To make things even more bizarre, on Tuesday Joyce tweeted her location to her followers and told them to come to meet up with her (YouTubers hold meet ups occasionally, so even though this is probably not smart, it is not uncommon).

However, other YouTube stars urged people to stay home.

She ended up calling the whole thing off.

Eventually, police got involved and confirmed that Marina doesn't seem to be in any danger.

Marina continues to tell fans that she is totally okay, even though some choose not to believe it. Whether or not there is anything to this story or if fans are just letting their imaginations get the better of them, this is going to make a great episode of Law & Order someday.