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Things get awkward when Trump silences yet another female reporter.

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At a Florida press conference Wednesday, Donald Trump was asked by NBC News correspondent Katy Tur about his wish for Russia to release Hillary Clinton's emails, and he told her to "be quiet." He did this in response to her repeatedly asking him to answer her original question, a process commonly known as "journalism."

Her original question pressed Trump on whether he had “any qualms about asking a foreign government, Russia, China, anybody, to interfere, to hack into a system of anybody in this country.” He did not:

When she again asked if his own statement (about inviting foreign countries to hack the U.S.) gave him pause, he doubled-down:

No, it gives me no pause. If they have them they have them. I'd like to have them released. You know what gives me more pause? That a person in our government — crooked Hillary Clinton — be quiet; I know you want to, you know, save her — that a person in our government, Katy, would delete or get rid of 33,000 emails ... now if Russia, or China, or any other country has those emails, to be honest with you I'd love to see them."

It's not the first time Trump has hated on Tur. Back in July 2015, he called her "a very naive person" and mocked her when she stumbled while pressing him on immigration and crime statistics.


Bikini cop goes viral for making a badass arrest.

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Mikaela Kellner, the off-duty Swedish policewoman now being called "bikini cop" by the media, may have made one of the most photogenic arrests of the year. She and some friends were sunbathing in Stockholm when a homeless man tried to steal her friend's phone. Clearly he didn't get far.

Kellner, who's been a police officer for 11 years, posted an Instagram of the moment, with the caption (roughly translated from Swedish):

A poor homeless guy who you'd have thought would do right for himself. He sells magazines instead of stealing!! When we decline to buy his magazines he takes the opportunity to steal my friends mobile phone!! Very skillfully since he slipped down his magazine over the phone and takes it with ease!! Bad luck for him that he tried to steal from two cops!! My first arrest dressed in bikini during my 11 years as a cop!! Pretty fun and comfortable I have to say! Look out for pickpockets, keep an eye on your valuables!!

On Thursday, Kellner told The Local, "I told my friends to keep an eye on their things. But as soon as he left one of my friends said 'where did my mobile phone go?'" Apparently the guy had hidden the phone with the magazines he was selling. She continued:

There was no time, so I ran after him, maybe 15 meters or so. One of my friends is also a police officer, so we got hold of him. He tried to get away so we held onto him harder. . .I just acted on instinct and didn't think about it so much until after we had pinned him down. When I sat there I looked over at our other two friends who are not police officers and realized that it probably looked pretty funny. But I would have stepped in no matter my outfit.

That's dedication. Good thing she wasn't in a pencil skirt and heels.

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Adele invited her drag queen impersonator onstage and the resemblance was eerie.

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Always down to share the stage with her fans, Adele welcomed Kristie Champagne, her drag queen impersonator, into the spotlight. Kristie (real name: Kristopger Zello) performs as Adele twice a week in Seattle, and this time, with Adele herself.

“Oh my god. You look amazing,” Adele said, bringing Kristie up, scanning the eerily accurate makeup and wardrobe, “I actually really, really love that dress. Yeah, let’s switch after the show.”

Kristie started a social media campaign earlier in the month called #KristieMeetsAdele, and later wrote "Dreams do come true" after sharing the stage with the One and Only.

Kristie is a stellar drag queen, comprehensively mastering the look. She got the contour of the butt-chin down perfectly.

A scroll through her Instagram proves just how much of a makeup genius she is.

transformation tueaday...i be up all night workin on my shit ! #imbaldyall #imkristieyall

A photo posted by kris zello (@kriszello) on

Kristie asked Santa for this Christmas gift in July, and Santa made this early Christmas miracle happen.

Adele was so gracious and appreciative meeting her doppelganger, we could use even more Adeles in the world.

#kristiemetadele #dreamsdocometrue #adelelive2016 #adele #thebestadeleimpersonator #twins #adeleisbae

A photo posted by kris zello (@kriszello) on

Thirstday: the 10 hottest celebrity Instagrams of the week to make you thirsty AF.

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It's thirsty Thursday and you know what that means, time to check out some super hot hunks! If you can't make it to the beach to check out shirtless guys, than never fear. We did all the leg work for you and found the hottest shirtless celebrity Instagrams posted this week. It's OK, these men want to be objectified.

1. Chris Hemsworth really wants to show you his karate moves.

If his muscular back happens to get in the picture, then so be it.


2. Mark Wahlberg doesn't want to be called Marky Mark anymore, but he does want to show off Marky Mark's abs.

Last weekend with my daughter Grace at Jump Island. #Michigan

A photo posted by Mark Wahlberg (@markwahlberg) on

His bod is putting off some Good Vibrations.


3. Ryan Lochte is an Olympic swimming hunk whose hot body will definitely distract you from his dumb as a box of rocks caption.

"Who said you can't have fun doing what you love!" Literally no one has ever said that. Just keep swimming, buddy. #USA


4. Shemar Moore knows what women want, and he's not being shy about it.

Chill Mode!!! Blatantly posing for my Baby Girls... Guilty... Just flirting a lil bit.. Happy Hump Day... 😏😘

A photo posted by Shemar Moore (@shemarfmoore) on

Emojis! Yes, thank you. (*wink face* kiss face* eggplant* water splash*)


5. Shirtless mirror selfies usually seem douchey, but when Joe Jonas does one…

Snapchat: JOSEADAM 😌

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on

Yeah, still pretty douchey. JUST HAVE ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS TAKE THE DANG PIC!


6. Alex Pettyfer was in Magic Mike, so hell yeah he can take a shirtless double decker bus tour.

🗽🚌🇺🇸🏢 #sightseeing #nyc🗽 Follow @hypit to see what my favorite spots are 👍🏻

A photo posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) on

Majorly stealing focus from the Empire State Building.


7. Calvin Harris is getting over T. Swift the only way he knows how, by being shirtless on Snapchat.

Snapchat: calvinharris 🌿

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on

We're here to help you heal, Adam Calvin.


8. Diplo took some time off from DJing and dating Kate Hudson to show off his other talents.

Dipflip #83762864

A photo posted by diplo (@diplo) on

Oh and the flip is pretty good too.


9. Trey Songz is in his favorite place.

Favorite place to be #Drais

A photo posted by treysongz (@treysongz) on

In front of a camera.


10. Even though he's wearing a shirt, The Rock proves he's the best hunk of all by changing his adorable daughter's diaper.

Hopefully next week he posts one folding laundry. MMMMMM.


If you're sad this list was only hot hunks and no bodacious babes, don't worry, a Kardashian posts a naked selfie approximately every 7 seconds. We'll let you know.

This one's for the ladies.

Saint West adorably giggling is the closest you'll ever get to seeing Kanye smile.

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They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but if this video clip of Saint West is any indication, he's not much like his dad. Because he looks happy!

We've only caught a few glimpses of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's 7-month old son so far. But based on this snapchat Kim posted over the weekend, the kid, like his mom and big sis North, has no problem being in the spotlight.

Keep laughing, little Saint. It can't hurt to have a good sense of humor in this world. Especially when your name is Saint.

Ashley Judd outs Donald Trump as a relentless 'breast gazer.'

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On Wednesday evening, Ashley Judd spoke with a Jezebel reporter at the Creative Coalition Gala and casually mentioned that Donald Trump is a notorious "breast gazer." The gala took place following the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, and Judd is in town for the convention and has taken part in protests during the week.

She told Jezebel reporter Ellie Shechet this much about the Donald:

I’ve known Donald for 15, 17 years? I’m friends with someone who married into the family. Anyway, I would bump into him at the U.S. Open, for example, and I think I can say the amount of time he has spent looking at my chest rather than my face is proportional to his insanity and functionality. He’s a chest gazer, a breast gazer.

Eyes up here, fella.

This means Trump was probably the least interested in the interview competitions when he owned part of the Miss Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA beauty pageants.

5 90s MTV shows that are returning to TV to take you back to your glory days.

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MTV is rebranding the channel VH1 Classic to MTV Classic, subbing out old concert movies for a 90s nostalgia extravaganza. The channel is opening their vault to take you back in time to when MTV played music and music shows like TRL and Unplugged, not to mention classic cartoons like Beavis and Butt-Head and Daria. This new lineup will take you back to a simpler time: the 90s.

The channel launches on August 1st, the 35th anniversary of when the Moon Man first walked onto TVs. Here are the shows that will soon be back in your life. Feel free to watch them as much as you want now that you don't have homework.

1. Daria

2. Beavis and Butt-Head

3. Pimp My Ride

4. Laguna Beach

5. Total Request Live


These Chick-fil-A employees played with a disabled boy when no one else would.

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Kids can be cruel. This terrible reality is even more true for kids with special needs, like 8-year-old Caleb Merriken of Columbus, Georgia. Caleb and his mom, Kari, attended their local Chick-fil-A's Star Wars-themed "Galaxy Night" on July 2nd. What started as a truly upsetting experience quickly turned into a positive one, thanks to the good people at Chick-fil-A.

Caleb, who has spinal muscular atrophy and requires the use of a wheelchair, asked some other kids if he could play with them. Their response?

No, we're good.

Ugh.

Kari told ABC News:

I felt like he might have been embarrassed, so I didn't want to rub salt in the wound, but I had to talk to Caleb about it... I told him that I wanted him to take this experience and let it make him a better person than he already is. He's such a good kid with a big heart. He is so brave and resilient. Dealing with his disease is not easy, but he doesn't let it keep him from enjoying life. He keeps a positive outlook and a strong mind.

Well, a couple employee's of the Chick-fil-A decided to lay down some lightsaber positivity.

Every time I come to this Chick-fil-A, I am so impressed. The employees are always friendly and courteous. Galaxy Night...

Posted by Kari Wood Merriken on Friday, July 22, 2016

Kari went on to say:

I was so thankful that their hearts were moved to intervene... I feel like they re-wrote the message he had just received. It went from 'You're not wanted' to 'You're valuable. You matter. We think you're cool.'

Chick-fil-A responded in a statement to ABC News:

Chick-fil-A team members across the country love creating special moments for guests, and this act of kindness in Columbus, Georgia, was just one example of our local team members doing what they do best.

Caleb's Mom summed up the life lesson learned here as only a Mom can do:

I think I would want us to learn that kindness can go a long way to heal hurts.

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'Family' organization loses its mind over Hilton ad featuring dudes in bed.

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The AFA is waging war against Hilton Hotels for running an advertisement that depicts two men in bed together. The AFA, or American Family Association, is a an anti-LGBT group that pretends to care about families, but only if your family is only comprised solely of heterosexual people. The current president is Donald Trump affiliate Tim Wildmon.

Here is the advertisement in question. If you can believe it, it shows two men in one bed. And they are smiling and looking happy! How dare they.

The ad ran in the June 2016 issue of Travel + Leisure magazine. Here is what the AFA thinks about it according to their website:

Travel and Leisure isn't a gay-specific magazine sent directly to homosexual's homes. It's a widely distributed mainstream publication that can be found in many public places such as doctors' or auto repair waiting rooms.

If Hilton had advertised two men playing tennis, cards, or having lunch, that would have been reasonable. However, Hilton chose to make a cultural and social statement by purposely marketing the promotion of homosexuality to a large segment of the population who finds the idea of two men sleeping together unnatural and offensive.

Right. Because if you are gay, it is okay to play cards or tennis, but not okay to lay in the same bed as your partner. Right. Sure, AFA.

Hilton responded to the AFA's accusations of them trying to make a "cultural and social statement" by pretty much saying, "Uh. Duh."

Hilton Worldwide is a global company of diverse cultures serving diverse guests. We are proud to depict and reflect our guest diversity in our advertising.

OB/GYN warns that Khloé Kardashian's advice for your vagina could make you pregnant.

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Khloé Kardashian told subscribers to her app that they should use vitamin E to moisturize their vaginas. While it's hard to resist following Khloé's advice, OB/GYN Dr. Jennifer Gunter wants women to know that they should DEFINITELY NOT DO THIS.

Khloé​ claimed, "No joke: Vitamin E may strengthen vaginal lining! Moisturize your labia and vagina with Vitamin E oil to combat dryness and soothe irritation." Now, she's no doctor, but…nope, that's it, she's no doctor. Dr. Gunter, who is a doctor, brought up an important point, which is NO. She told The Daily Beast, "I would not recommend this nor is there any study that looks at this for healthy, premenopausal women. If you are 32 and have a dry vagina, see your doctor and try a silicone-based lube."

According to Dr. Gunter, there's no proof that vitamin E strengthens vaginal lining. There is, however, proof that vitamin E breaks down latex condoms, increasing the chance of pregnancy. Additionally, some people are allergic to vitamin E, and applying it to your cooch is not a pleasant way to discover that. Dr. Gunter advises, "If your vagina is fine, leave it alone." Words to live by, ladies.

Woman won't let it stand when waitress posts racist Snapchat behind her back.

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Chelsea Mayes, a black woman living in Tennessee, and four of her friends went to grab a bite at the chain restaurant Cheddar's after church services on Sunday—only to discover later that their waitress had made racist comments about her and her friends on Snapchat. Mayes was angry, but she responded in pretty much the classiest way possible. Take a look:

Racism still lives.

Yesterday this photo of a Murfreesboro Cheddars employee started circulating on social media. Being as though I was lucky enough to be one of the "Niggers" she speaks of, I feel it’s only necessary to give my view!

After church a few fellow First Baptist Church of Murfreesboro TN college choir members and I decided to go to Cheddars as we do very often. After patiently waiting 30 minutes to be seated, we were placed in this lovely lady's section. The funny part about this was she was "friends" with one of us that sat at this table. She smiled laughed and joked with us all as we enjoyed our meals.

Being that we were pleased with the service on a busy day, we each GENEROUSLY tipped her and went on about our day. So imagine how extremely disheartening it was to see this circulating only hours later.

I said all of that to say this. You never truly know the person behind the smile. No matter how much love and joy you spread, there will always be someone with hate in their heart towards you, regardless if it’s in your face or when you leave. It’s up to you how you handle it.

I am personally extremely proud of myself. If this had of been Chelsea a couple years ago, Cheddars when have been flipped upside down. But now I just feel sorry for her.

This "nigger" is pretty nice.

This "nigger" actually enjoyed your company.

This "nigger" is praying for you.

This "nigger" loves you and there's nothing you can do about it!

The waitress was fired, but according to the Daily News Journal, Mayes invited her to join her Sunday school group.

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This is what happened when I asked five random hipsters why they weren't at work.

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Yesterday, I went around to New York City coffee shops and bars in the middle of the afternoon to find hipsters hanging out with seemingly nothing to do and asked what everyone wants to know: why aren't you at work?

I'm a freelancer writer. You're reading the proof right now. I spend a lot of my time working at coffee shops full of people like me in the middle of the day. Sometimes I peek over at other people's computer screens to see if they're working, too. Maybe they're trust fund kids? Maybe they're hustling for a paycheck, just like me? I wanted answers from real hipsters, and I found them at the most hipster spot on the planet, Bedford Ave in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

1. Matteo, 32, Freelance Photographer
Starbucks @ N 7th and Bedford, 2:43pm

"I never photograph weddings."

Matteo is a photographer who takes portraits of people in their every day life. When I asked if he ever shot weddings, he laughed as though that wasn't a form of photography.

What are you doing at a Starbucks at 2:43 on a Thursday while everyone else is at work?

"I'm a photographer but I don't have a studio. I do portraits." ​​

Isthat how you make your whole living?

"Yes, but I'm looking for a second job to make ends meet. Maybe retail like I did in London."

Where do you live/ what is your rent like?

"Brooklyn Heights, my rent is $3,800/mo."

Woah. You have been able to afford that doing portraits?

"I share the rent with my wife."

What does she do?

"She works for a big multi-national as a strategy director."

2. Alex Schroeder, 27, Cat sitter
Starbucks @ N 7th and Bedford, 2:55pm

"It was very dehumanizing, which is ironic when you're trying to play humans."

Alex pays $900/month for rent in lower Harlem after getting priced out of her place in Bushwick. She works two jobs and is trying to save up to become a veterinary assistant.

What are you doing in a coffee shop at 3pm on a Thursday?

"I'm waiting to go to my second job as a hostess in a bar in Times Square."

What do you want to be doing?

"Animal care seems to be really important so I kinda see myself doing that. I used to be an actor, so that's probably helping with the gypsy-esque part of my life. Pretty late in life I'm trying to figure it out. I was an actor since I was 13 up until maybe last year, the year before, I started getting away from the business. Everyone has to be cookie-cutter, but different. You have to go through all these hoops, you know? It was very dehumanizing, which is ironic, when you're trying to play humans."

3. Mike Pianecki, 28, Freelance stage hand
The Charleston, N7th and Bedford, 3:06pm

"I'll probably work until I'm an old man."

I found mike drinking a beer and reading a book outside a bar. He told me he makes about $60,000/year and pays $900 for a room in Greenpoint. Mike says his job is physically demanding and isn't sure what he'll do when he gets too old to do it, maybe work on the business side of the industry. He has no plans for retirement.

Do you have a side hustle?

"No, I wish I did. Everybody always says you can make as much money as you want, but it isn't the case always. It's not like you choose, I don't run things. People ask me to do things for them. They're not asking if they have nothing going on. I can't make work up. Like, I can ask for work and stuff, but sometimes months are just slow in the industry, you know. So I save up from the really busy months. I try to plan ahead, sometimes it gets tight."

4. "Mary Magdelene," 24, Sex Worker
El Beit, N 8th and Bedford, 3:30pm

"People jack off in the bathroom, people do all sorts of crazy things in the bathroom. I should be able to make money in the bathroom."

I found "Mary Magdalene" (she asked that I use that psuedonym) smoking a cigarette next to a woman and her infant outside the coffee shop. When I approached her, she was not wearing the blue lipstick or holding the sign. In truth, she looked like every other hipster on the street.

What are you doing today, how come you're not at work?

"I'm kind of a lazy ho. Or whore. I don't use the word 'ho' cause I'm white and that's not a white word. Its an an African-American vernacular sort-of word, like slang term, so I'm just a hooker. I don't want to use other people's slang—their words of empowerment. I've been doing that on and off for 8 years and that how I make money most of the time. I also do internet porn a lot, and make money that way. I make poop porn. I take videos of myself shitting and send them into this website and get paid $20 a clip. I do it as much as I can which is usually every day. I'm pretty regular, you can make about $600/month doing that. Sometimes my boss is like, 'you've been doing the same position for too long you have to do reverse cowgirl shitting.' It's like hilarious. You have to angle it the right way, they have to be two-minute videos. I show myself taking off my underwear... at the end I show my face looking surprised. Its a whole ridiculous thing."

You show your face, you're not worried about people recognizing you?

"Yeah, I've done a lot of porn so I'm not really worried about my identity in that way. There's not a lot of avante-garde, street performing, poop porn prostitutes who are 24 years old."

How much money do you make a year?

"I don't really relate to money that way. $10k a year? Maybe more, maybe less? I'm really bad at working, I'm super millennial that way. I'm homeless a lot and I travel a lot. It's hard for me to step up my ho game and say 'alright, I'm going to make five grand.' It's hard to turn tricks when you're in a relationship, but I'm working through it, and my partner is really cool about it. He's super supportive, it's more about my own shit."

You said you're homeless? Where do you sleep?

"Me and my boyfriend are staying at my friends house right now. If I wasn't traveling so much I'm sure I could find a place, but right now definitely homeless, definitely feeling that vibe."

So, you're filming these things at your friend's place? Does your friend know?

"I don't know if they know, but yeah, that's a weird thing. That's something I've been like, I feel like it's the bathroom I can do whatever I want in the bathroom. People jack off in the bathroom, people do all sorts of crazy things in the bathroom. I should be able to make money in the bathroom. Like, if anybody was against that its like why would you care. I guess I don't really tell people but, if they gave a shit I think they'd be shittier than my shit. There's a lot of puns that can be made through this stuff."

5. Shane Torres, 34, Standup Comedian
Starbucks, N7th and Bedford, 4:00pm

"The money I make, in a way, is money I don't spend."

I went back to Starbucks for the best thing they have to offer, the bathroom. I found Shane sitting in the back and he gave me the bathroom code (36982, in case anyone needs to go). I've met Shane before because we are both comedians, and I've done shows with him. He appeared on CONAN earlier this year, which is a really big deal in the comedy world, but despite his recent success, it is still a hustle to keep his career going.

What are you doing at Starbucks, man?

"I'm actually working. I'm working on a writers packet for a show... in hopes of a job. If I sit at home I'll just eat and not change my clothes, so I have to get out of the house."

Where do you live, what's your stop?

"Off the Bedford stop, I live in a living room. The reason I can make my living as a comic right now is because I can live very low maintenance. I make my living by not spending a crazy amount. The money I make, in a way, is the money I don't spend. I make sure I eat at home before I leave, I try to spend no more than $10 a day, not counting transit and groceries."

Do you mind telling me what your yearly income is?

"I haven't filed in a few years, I got an accountant now though. I think last year it was like $19k or something."

Would you ever get a day job again if you needed to.

"Hopefully I'll never have to get a day job again, but yeah, I would. I have no ego about that. But I've been given a hard time by employers because I've requested a lot of time off because [comedy] is what I've pursued. They just assume if you call yourself a comedian, but you need a day job, that you're not a real comedian. The contrast to me is if someone said 'I'm going to school to be a therapist, I need time off to study,' [employers] assume they will be a therapist. And I get that its a hard thing to grasp because [in comedy] you beg for everything, but it is a real thing if you pursue it. Anything is a real thing if you pursue it. "

There you go: we are the Hustler Generation, and we are willing to work multiple jobs to achieve a meaningful life. We just need that coffee (or beer).


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Hey, it's a dating show where you pick your partner based on their genitals.

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Have you ever thought, while cruising dating profiles, "Wouldn't it be great if I could see them naked?" Well, the new British dating show, Naked Attraction, is making that possible.

As if VH1's Dating Naked didn't already take it too far, Naked Attraction has eliminated all that pesky talking or getting-to-know-you games and has stripped down (pun intended) to the bare (more puns) essentials: no words, no activity, just genitals.

It goes like this...

  1. A bunch of people get naked and stand behind a brightly colored screen, genitals out.
  2. The main contestant (clothed) starts eliminating people based on their genitals. After each elimination, the screen reveals a bit more of the remaining contestants bodies.
  3. In the final round, everyone gets naked, then the main contestant chooses the genitals of their choice, and they have a good old fashioned naked conversation.
  4. They go on a staged date and pretend to be in love with each other's genitals.

The response has been, well, uncomfortable...

But like, the contestants from the first episode are in love,* so clearly this show works, right?

*Her eyes are screaming, "What have I done?"

Norway might actually move a mountain top to Finland just to be nice.

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While Americans argue the best way to keep Mexicans from crossing into territory that is historically Mexico, the adorable country of Norway might straight-up gift a mountain to their neighbor, Finland.

Mt. Halti sits just on the border of the two countries.

"There are a few formal difficulties and I have not yet made my final decision," said Norway's Prime Minister Erna Solberg. "But we are looking into it."

Yes. They'd just give it away. As simple as a birthday present. Actually, it is a birthday present. The mountain peak would be Norway's gift to Finland on the 100th anniversary of their independence from Russia.

The idea to move the mountain started in 2015, when retired geophysicist Bjørn Geirr Harsson started a Facebook campaign. "My idea is that this should be a gift from the Norwegian people," he told The Telegraph. "And I feel sure that the Finnish people would appreciate it."

In addition to the message of friendship, it'd also literally grow the country by some 21-feet. By moving the border "barely 40 metres further up the mountainside," officials could move a peak on Halti from Norway to Finland and give the country its new highest point.

Halti is part of the Scandinavian Mountains. Pictured here is Mt. Akka in Sweden.

Unfortunately, a pesky Norwegian constitution defines the country as physically indivisible. Still, some counter that Norway has occasionally changed borders to accommodate shifting riverbeds and the like.

If it happens, the minor move would be like a teeny reverse-Brexit. It's as heartwarming as it is unimaginable for Americans.

Woman pays for 'professional' makeover that looks so awful she has to redo it herself.

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No one has ever walked into a beauty salon and requested the "badly deformed potato" look. And yet Shauna Adamson, a young woman from Dublin, says that's the look she got after paying 45 euro (about $50) for a contour makeover at Urban Decay that she ended up having to redo herself. She shared photos of the original "makeover" on Facebook, compared with her own redo. And frankly, "deformed potato" pretty accurately sums up #1. Either that or "drunk rodeo clown."

The 20-year-old didn't realize she'd gotten a raw deal until it was too late. "I didn’t realize how bad the whole thing was until I got home and checked it in natural lighting," she told Metro. Luckily she was able to redo the whole thing herself before hitting her friend's birthday party that night, looking not at all like a potato.

She posted the pics to Facebook, where they were shared hundreds of times. "I’m 100 times better at doing my own make up than that and I’m nowhere near professional," she said. "I don’t want money back, I wanted to show people that Urban Decay’s 'makeup artists' aren’t professional."

But what if they were just confused and thought she wanted to look like a drunk rodeo clown??

This mom's got the whole breastfeeding multitasking thing down.

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NFL player Antonio Cromartie's wife Terricka has given birth to five children, two of which are twins she had two months ago, after Cromartie had a vasectomy (surprise!). In a short video she posted to Instagram, Antonio films herself getting ready for their first night out since the birth of the twins, and while she looks a little tired, lady sure is good at taking care of business.

Her caption reads:

I got that #MilkMoney.. 1st time I'm leaving my babies for more than a hour. But 1st let me empty this Milk real quick. SuperMom #breastfeedingmommy #mommystillneedsalife

She looks like she could probably strap the other baby to her other breast and still be able to blow dry her hair, no problem. That's the kind of skill that comes from a lot of breastfeeding, and presumably very little sleep.

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