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Debra Messing calls a truce on her beef with Blake Shelton after tweeting at Gwen Stefani.

July 29, 2016, 12:05 pm
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Debra Messing has apologized to Blake Shelton for firing off some anti-Trump rage at him on Twitter and involving the country musician's girlfriend Gwen Stefani.

The beef started when Shelton, 40, kinda sorta strongly implied he's a Donald Trump fan. “Whether you love him or hate him, he says what he thinks, and he has proven that you don’t always have to be so afraid," Shelton told Billboard."A lot of people are pulling for him, no matter how much Hollywood fights it.”

So 47-year-old actress Messing, proud Hillary supporter, sprung to action. “Omg. How? @gwenstefani please talk to your man to not vote for the person who will STRIP you of your rights," she tweeted, before deleting it.

Stefani, who has been dating Shelton for over a year, has not commented on the matter. But Shelton came to his own defense, saying he's not going to endorse either candidate because he doesn't "do that shit."

He then clarified that he's not a fan of either Donald or Hillary.

He and Messing seem to have kind of made up, since the actress tweeted a (trite) apology.

And then Shelton called her "sis."

Uh ok, great. But just to be safe, Gwen Stefani, please talk to your man.

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Girl lives through nightmare of mom accidentally adding her to sext convo with her boyfriend.

July 29, 2016, 12:19 pm
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A daughter was caught in the crossfire of her mother's sexting when the 66-year-old accidentally added her into a very private text conversation with her paramour. The mom turned a steamy conversation with her boyfriend into a group chat by accidentally activating the iPhone feature that allows you to add another person into a text window. As a result, her daughter was left traumatized by what was *hopefully* an honest mistake.

The convo, posted to Reddit by 3yronF1ve, is like a Nancy Meyers movie with all the retirement-age horniness.

meryl streep alec baldwin you're welcome it's complicated
The movie adaptation of this convo will star Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin.

It starts off semi-innocently.

But it gets worse.

And worse.

Oy.

She is certainly not a virgin, because she has a daughter. And the daughter's in the conversation.

The daughter lived to tell the tale—and post the screenshots online—racking up points she can use to blackmail her mom in the future.

If Sharon is 66, then the daughter is likely old enough to read about sex. But one is never really old enough to read about their mother having sex.

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Photographer gifts her grandparents the sweetest newlywed shoot for their 63rd anniversary.

July 29, 2016, 12:28 pm
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To celebrate her grandparents' true love that has blossomed for over six decades, photographer Shalyn Nelson gave them a modern newlywed photoshoot.

Nelson's Mamaw and Papaw, Wanda and Joe Johnson, met 65 years ago, and fall deeper in love every year.

Nelson is working on a book about her grandparents' love story, currently titled Love, The Nelsons. As part of the photoshoot, Nelson had Wanda and Joe write letters to one another, and they put the cuteness into context that will make you cry even more.

"Dearest Wanda, it’s been a long time since I have written you a letter. I think it was when I was working in Canada, that I wrote you last. Anyway, I still love you just as much, probably more. The years have gone by fast. One morning you just wake up and you are OLD. Anyway, I wouldn’t trade them for all the gold in Alaska. We had 3 great kids and lots of fun raising them. Most of the time. We carried them to movies, playgrounds, swimming, ballgames, parties, etc. I wish that we could bring back some of those days. Now they have kids of their own which we have watched them grow, and some now with kids of their own. We must be real old. The days we had at the Freez-It at Fairfield and The Dixie Queen at Jewett and built the Rocket Drive-In with a 30’ rocket ship on the roof, those were the very hard years with lots of hard work and no vacations. I still worked my engineering job in Houston thru the week, and weekends at the drive-in businesses. Later, we got smart and got out of the drive in business. Later I retired, and we moved back to Jewett. We got into the ranching business. We made a lake and called it Hidden Lake Ranch. Found out that was a lot of hard work too. Now that we are in our Golden years, I think that we have turned to rust with all the Dr.’s we see. Anyway, I will close this letter to you saying I love you as much today as the day I married you. And just think, the license only cost $2.00. The best bargain I ever made. With all my love for you, Joe." Happy 65th Anniversary Mamaw and Papaw! I love you both so so so much! 💗 #lifegoals #lovemygrandparents #oldlove #oldlovebook #lovethenelsonsproject

A photo posted by Shalyn Nelson (@shalynnelson) on

Dearest Wanda, it’s been a long time since I have written you a letter. I think it was when I was working in Canada, that I wrote you last. Anyway, I still love you just as much, probably more. The years have gone by fast. One morning you just wake up and you are OLD. Anyway, I wouldn’t trade them for all the gold in Alaska. We had 3 great kids and lots of fun raising them. Most of the time. We carried them to movies, playgrounds, swimming, ballgames, parties, etc. I wish that we could bring back some of those days. Now they have kids of their own which we have watched them grow, and some now with kids of their own. We must be real old. The days we had at the Freez-It at Fairfield and The Dixie Queen at Jewett and built the Rocket Drive-In with a 30’ rocket ship on the roof, those were the very hard years with lots of hard work and no vacations. I still worked my engineering job in Houston thru the week, and weekends at the drive-in businesses. Later, we got smart and got out of the drive in business. Later I retired, and we moved back to Jewett. We got into the ranching business. We made a lake and called it Hidden Lake Ranch. Found out that was a lot of hard work too. Now that we are in our Golden years, I think that we have turned to rust with all the Dr.’s we see. Anyway, I will close this letter to you saying I love you as much today as the day I married you. And just think, the license only cost $2.00. The best bargain I ever made.

With all my love for you,

Joe

"I love you as much today as the day I married you. And just think, the license only cost $2.00. The best bargain I ever made."

COME ON.

HOW CUTE IS THAT?!

Love might actually be real.

Doing this photoshoot and discussing love with her grandparents had Nelson reflecting on her own marriage, and what it will look like decades down the line. "I hope we never forget to laugh. And flirt. And love without abandon," she says.

"I have hope that it will open eyes and change bitter and tired hearts so that people view marriage as 100/100. Not 50/50. Bottom line: You have to give it all you've got," she writes about the project.

Mamaw truly is a beautiful bride.

Congratulations to the Johnsons. May they be happy and healthy for 63 years more!

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Hillary Clinton's backstage reaction to Chelsea's speech will make you want to call your mom.

July 29, 2016, 12:49 pm
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Thursday night at the DNC, Hillary was introduced by her daughter Chelsea Clinton, who has already gotten to be "first kid" for eight years, but now is back for more (maybe she'll even get her old room back).

As Chelsea spoke on her mother's behalf, Hillary watched her only child from a television backstage. This moment was captured and posted on Hillary's social media accounts with the caption, "So proud."

So proud.

A photo posted by Hillary Clinton (@hillaryclinton) on

Any parent who has attended their kid's dance recital or peewee football game can probably relate, even though Chelsea was speaking on a national stage as a key player to get her mom elected Commander In Chief, so it might be just little different.

For the record, Chelsea seems pretty proud of her mom as well.

Both the RNC and the DNC were big moments, of course, but not only for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Like Clinton, Donald Trump was also introduced by his (let's just say it—favorite) daughter Ivanka with a speech that ended in this sufficiently awkward moment:

Donald, can you not be gross for like, ten seconds?
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People reveal the things men do to impress women that actually work.

July 29, 2016, 1:30 pm
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Men do a lot of dumb things to try and impress women. A lot of the time, those attempts fail miserably. Well, guys, you'll be happy to know that some of your attempts to win us over actually do work.

A bunch of Redditors recently shared some of the things men do to impress women that, in their experience, actually work. Here's what they said.

1. PerfectChaosOne​recently discovered the powers of the mighty omelette.

I always do stupid stuff to pretend to impress my girlfriend and make a big deal about it and she just playfully rolls her eyes but last week I flipped an omlettte perfectly while mid conversation and its the first time I've seen her look genuinly impressed in our 4 years together

2. sdbear knows you have to get the cat's approval before the relationship can turn into anything serious.

Make friends with her cat.

3. locotxwork's lesson is a valuable one.

Make her smile. Now listen, my moms only advice about women to me when I was a teen was "always find out what makes the woman you like smile". I know it sounds dumb as teen, but now as a 40 year old man, that advice is solid AF and has not wavered. What's great is that the formula works! See if you have a shallow woman who just like material things, then money and shit like that will make her smile. If you have a woman that enjoys a simple hug and a kiss, that will make her smile. If a you have a woman that enjoys lots of sex, then that will make her smile. So what better way to impress a woman than to get to know her and find out what makes her smile. Also, it is the test to see if you are compatible. Then you do your best to always put that smile on her face and if you do that better than any other man, she's yours forever. Remember most of the time you forget a person's actions, but you never forget how they made you feel. (This is today's PSA)

4. This 100%, neverquit1979. Do not interrupt me when I'm telling you about all the dogs I saw today!

let them finish their stories

5. Otter_with_a_helmet just wants someone who can take care of a plant that isn't weed.

Someone has said this before in one of these threads, but it really resonates with me: having a plant that he can not smoke and is not dead.

6. All guys should be like ITworksGuys.

When we were dating, my wife was impressed that I would always call when I said I would call.

I generally do the things I say I am going to do. That alone put me leagues ahead of a lot of other guys.

7. Couldn't agree more, capthowdy0000. Yet another reason to catch 'em all.

Their Pokédex on Pokémon GO

8. magicliterati is just asking for a little cleanliness.

Having a house or apartment they independently maintain and keep clean.

Atrainaz seconded that sentiment with a story about the first time she saw her husband's place.

The first time I went to my now-husband's house I was floored. His own house. No roommates. Super clean. A normal bed (not a mattress on the floor) and neatly made to boot? And it wasn't like he cleaned for hours planning on me coming over. We'd been dating just a short time and I called him one day when I was in the neighborhood and walked in the door 5 minutes later. Looking back now it seems so normal, but it was far from the norm of the sloppy college bros I'd previously dated. He was an adult. And lame as it sounds, that fucking neat and tidy bed was super sexy.

9. totosmaster is right. Humans make mistakes. Let's all just own up to them.

Apologize when they've made mistakes.
Accept apologies when we've made mistakes.

10. liesbuiltuponlies knows what a crazy mind maze IKEA is. Any man who can get me out of there alive is a winner in my book.

Anything that begins with the phrase "Hold my beer" or being able to successfully navigate IKEA

11. No one sums it up better than Super_Cephalopod.

Half the answers on here are "Behave like a normal human being".

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'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner doesn't look like this anymore.

July 29, 2016, 2:00 pm
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my gods Sophie Turner—more commonly known as Sansa of House Stark, eldest living trueborn heir of Eddard and Caitlyn Stark—has forsaken her northern heritage and opted for a hair color that's more dragon than direwolf.

I did a thing..... 💆🏼

A photo posted by Sophie Turner (@sophiet) on

"I did a thing," she coyly captions her photo, as if she didn't just TURN HER HEAD INTO THE DRAGON QUEEN.

Here is what Sophie Turner usually looks like.

🌞😎

A photo posted by Sophie Turner (@sophiet) on

And here's what she basically looks like now.

Is there room for two dragon queens in Westeros?

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Parents say this kids' video game contains a very bad word, and the evidence is on their side.

July 29, 2016, 2:05 pm
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Some people think there's a mighty bad curse word in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, a video game for the Nintendo Wii U system. Steve Jones, a dad in the UK, told the The DailyMirror that they started hearing their daughter use a word as colorful as the characters in the game:

At first my wife and I didn't pick up on it until we heard our eight-year-old daughter start saying it around the house.

S0, what did his daughter say around the house? The dreaded c-word:

During the football section of the game, there is a specific character called 'Shadow' that every time a shot is blocked, saved or even tackled he would shout the word c**t.

So, is Shadow saying the worst word of them all? Have a listen:

It's not likely that the character is dropping c-bombs, but not impossible either. Thousands have listened to the video, and many c**t really tell the difference.

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High school yearbook captures precious memories, and also drug deals.

July 29, 2016, 2:25 pm
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Yearbooks are a sacred high school tradition. What better way to look back on a school year than with an entire book dedicated to photos of our most precious memories, and in this case, illicit behavior? Reddit user joycekharrell375 discovered this photo in her friend's yearbook. See if you can spot the offenders.

Something tells me those guys aren't exchanging snacks. Yes, it would appear this yearbook photographer managed to capture a drug deal on camera. Now these guys will forever be remembered by their classmates as the stairwell stoners. Bet they'll all laugh about this at the 10 year reunion.

Have a good summer!

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Sia fans are worried that she's being held captive. By Beyoncé.

July 29, 2016, 2:30 pm
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Today in conspiracy theories about pretty girls getting secretly kidnapped while continuing to produce content: apparently, some Sia fans are worried that she's been kidnapped by Beyoncé, and that Beyoncé is holding her in a makeshift prison ("cativeiro," in Portuguese) forcing Sia to produce songs for her. Needless to say, there seems to be no actual evidence for this, but that has never stopped the internet before.

The theory seemed to arise on Brazilian social media, so many of the tweets under the #SaveSia hashtag are in Portuguese:

Rough Google Translate translation: "sia goes well to disguise the bruises made ​​by miliante aka beyonce , who keeps in captivity." HOW COULD YOU, BEY?

But Sia herself retweeted the BuzzFeed article about the conspiracy theory. Does this mean she thinks it's funny, or THAT SHE'S CONFIRMING IT?!!!! No one will know until Beyoncé shows the world a picture of her basement.

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Woman secretly live streams her boss sexually harassing her in the worst way.

July 29, 2016, 2:45 pm
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21-year-old Makana Milho of Honolulu was shocked when her boss, 47-year-old Harold Villanueva Jr., drove her to an empty park, pinched her butt, and told her she could go home early if she gave him oral sex. So she took out her phone, held it discreetly out of sight, and started streaming the conversation on Facebook Live.

Makana Milho.

She was later forced to take down the 30-minute video after being harassed by trolls, but The Daily Beast acquired a piece of the footage, which is disturbing.

Milho was on the fifth day of a six-day community service stint, which she was completing in order to get a theft charge expunged from her record. She had spent the previous four days cleaning bathrooms without incident, but on the fifth, her previous supervisor was replaced by Villanueva Jr. The 47-year-old immediately began asking her if she was transsexual (she is), and bragging about how he had coerced other community service workers, including transsexuals, into sex acts. Milho told The Daily Beast:

The universe was spinning. I thought he could do basically anything to me. I felt my power was stripped away from me.

In the time it was live, Milho's video was viewed more than 197,000 times. It received viral attention, and led Villanueva Jr. to be arrested on Tuesday for fourth-degree sexual assault, a misdemeanor. The Parks Department is also being investigated.

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This map shows the most popular lipstick shade in every state.

July 29, 2016, 2:48 pm
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Happy National Lipstick Day! In honor of this mega-important holiday, beauty website Polyvore put together this colorful map showing the most popular lipstick color in every state, based on searches on their site.

Turns out, red states and blue states can agree on one thing: nude lips are in.

Nude is the most popular shade of lipstick in 74% of states, from Texas to Massachusetts to Alaska. The company said there has been a 444 percent rise in searches for nude lipsticks since last year. And that probably has something to do with Kylie Jenner’s insanely popular lip kits, which may or may not be identical to a drug store gloss at quintuple the cost.

There were a few states resisting the nude trend. Among them, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, Arkansas, and Vermont prefer a vampier shade of rose. Tennessee and Idaho opt for pink shimmer. And North Dakota is the lone state in the nation to keep 1996 alive with their love for black lipstick. Stay you, North Dakota! The Craft will always be cool.

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July 29, 2016, 3:00 pm
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You thought balloons were fun? The 1996 DNC had Hillary getting into the Macarena.

July 29, 2016, 3:05 pm
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If we took anything from the DNC, it's that Hillary loves balloons... a lot. But it wasn't forced enthusiasm, and we can prove it. All one needs to do is look to the 1996 DNC, where somebody thought playing the Macarena was a good idea. Hillary wasn't having any part of it.

Here's what we're pretty sure she was thinking...

Just keep clapping. Clap harder Hillary, the more you clap, the more you can avoid doing this stupid dance.

Who are you people? Why are you doing this strange thing with your arms? Stop it.

Someday soon I will be your leader. Someday soon...

Even though it would have been great to have actually seen Hillz do the Macarena, we're fine with her moment of balloon glee.

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Kid leaves her dad very truthful note explaining why her room might smell bad.

July 29, 2016, 4:30 pm
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Sometimes, when kids are fussing or frustrating, it can be easy to forget that they are also incredibly kind and thoughtful mini humans. For example, Redditor mysoulishome posted this note from his daughter along with title "My daughter is so considerate."

She even described what diarrhea is in case her dad didn't understand. How thoughtful! Now we all know that it's soft poop. Thanks, Gracie.

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July 29, 2016, 5:00 pm
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Someone edited together a bunch of Matt Damon clips so you can watch him grow up again.

July 29, 2016, 5:30 pm
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The good people behind Burger Fiction edited together clips from every Matt Damon movie (and many TV shows he appeared in) in chronological order. Oh, how he's evolved.

Here are some our favorites...

1. Mystic Pizza (1988): Who knew Matt Damon was in that?

2. School Ties (1992): Young Matt Damon is swoon 101.

3. Courage Under Fire (1996): Sir, yes sir.

4. Good Will Hunting (1997): Yes to all of those apples.

5. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999): A homoerotic gem.

6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001): But only for this moment, because of the previously mentioned apples.

7. All those Ocean Eleven movies (who cares about the years).

8. Will & Grace (2002): Come on now, this is just great.

9. Behind the Candelabra (2013): Or whatever is going on here.

10. The Martian (2015): Because Matt Damon in space. He's been there a bunch, but this one takes the potato (see the movie to get the joke).

11. The never-ending Bourne movies, including the new one, Jason Bourne.

Great work Damon! Keep taking your shirt off.

Oh, and honorable mention: EuroTrip (2004). Nobody knows how Matt Damon wound up in this.

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This growth was pressing on a guy's ear until Dr. Pimple Popper squeezed it away.

July 30, 2016, 8:28 am
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Dr. Sandra "Pimple Popper" Lee is back with a video uploaded just a few minutes before press time, featuring a patient with a cyst by his ear that must be causing considerable discomfort and pressure. He had already scheduled an appointment for surgery only to have it pop once at home (without filming, for shame). Then the cyst became inflamed again and the patient returned with a swollen ear. He's in the room with his son, who is translating for him, in case the narration becomes confusing.

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