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The Naked Chef and his naked wife share adorable pic of their new naked baby.
The not literally Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, showed that literally being naked works for the rest of his family in his Instagram announcement of his new baby.
This is the fifth child for he and his wife, Jools Oliver. Perhaps they're having all these kids to create their own sous chefs someday?
The baby boy was born weighing 8 pounds, or as Oliver put it in his post...
"...that's 16 packs of butter for you bakers out there..."
Mmmm, butter...
They haven't announced a name yet, but considering the kooky names they've picked for their other kids—Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom and Buddy Bear—it's bound to be something unique. Here are a couple of our suggestions, just in case you're reading Mr. Naked Chef:
- Little Asparagus
- Tony the Wonder Llama
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Iggy Azalea
- Poppy Seed
- Dumbledore Tuna
You're welcome Jamie. And congrats!
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Selena Gomez says the type of men she wants to date are scared of her.
Being a famous pop singer may seem all fancy and fabulous, but it's made relationships a little tricky for Selena Gomez. Ahead of her appearance on the September cover of Australian Vogue, Selena opened up about the difficulties of dating while famous.
Selena told Vogue that getting a date as a celebrity (especially as a celebrity who once had a highly publicized relationship with Justin Bieber) isn't so easy. She told reporters,
Because I think people would think it’s kind of dumb [to date me]. Nobody would want to throw themselves into that situation where it was so heightened publicly, like, why would they?
Selena went on to say in the interview that while her ideal type of date would be a "low-key" actor, writer or producer, unfortunately "those kinds of guys are terrified of me!"
That's right. Men are scared of five-foot-five Selena Gomez just because she's a hugely successful megastar. Seriously, guys? Someone man up and take this beautiful, talented pop sensation out for coffee!
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Kim Kardashian is not a feminist because she's 'not the free-the-nipple type of girl.'
Kim Kardashian has stated she is not a feminist, mainly because her definition of feminism includes freeing the nipple. One could argue this doesn't make much sense, especially because she would be highly qualified if that were the definition of feminism (it's not).
“I don’t like labels. I just think I do what makes me happy and I want women to be confident and I’m so supportive of women,” said the reality star during a panel this weekend, when asked if she identified as a feminist. “I love to support other women. But I’m not the free-the-nipple type of girl.”
Okay, look, Kim. If you're reading this, I totally support your decision to live a label-free life. But "not the free-the-nipple type of girl"? Uh, what about this?
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US gymnast Aly Raisman’s parents go viral for their white-knuckle reaction to her routine.
Gymnast Aly Raisman may be competing for more gold medals after winning two at the 2012 London Olympics, but the real athletes in the family are her parents.
Squirming in their seats as they nervously watch their daughter defy gravity, Lynn and Rick Raisman are basically gymnasts themselves: tumbling, flipping, and trying to keep their balance.
Watch the whole journey, and try not to freak out too.
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American swimmer Lilly King lets the Russians know who's number one.
On Sunday, Team USA swimmer Lilly King let Russia's scandal-plagued Yulia Efimova know who was actually number one with a wag of a finger that quickly went viral. Efimova finished number one in her heat, and held up a "number one" finger to cameras following her victory. But Efimova's participation in the Olympics is controversial, as she has been banned twice in the past for doping. King is not a fan, and even bmor importantly, King had the best overall time in any heat, so she let Efimova know who the real champ was:
King was asked about it at a press conference, and she doubled-down by calling out Efimova for being a cheat:
You wave your finger ‘No. 1’ and you’ve been caught drug cheating … I’m not a fan.
Efimova failed a banned substance test earlier this year, though the result was overturned by appeal just before the Olympics. Here's to King for ensuring no one will ever forget it.
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Study says nice people get laid more.
If movies and TV shows have taught us anything, it's that rebellious bad boys who wear leather jackets and smoke cigarettes while leaning against brick walls are the sexiest subspecies of humans. A recent study published in the British Journal of Psychology, however, indicates that the media has been lying to us about that.
In the study, 300 participants were asked to provide information about their history of altruistic acts (like giving blood and volunteering) and how many sex partners they have had. Turns out that people who reported doing more tangible good also reported having more sex. That's right, folks. Turns out being nice is sexy.
So if your own human empathy and compassion won't motivate you to do good deeds, perhaps the possibility of getting laid will. Either way, the world could use some more nice people.
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Seth Rogen rated Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom's penises like only he can.
Andy Cohen (bless his reality show mastermind heart) had Seth Rogen on Watch What Happens Live! on Aug. 7, and asked Rogen to give his unfiltered straight-guy thoughts on the recently published naked photos of Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber. Rogen gives a very measured (hee hee) and thoughtful response, using nice words for both stars' schlongs before choosing one as his favorite. He's very convincing.
To compare on your own, you may look at the size of the censorship marks:
Or just Google the uncensored versions. They're out there. (But don't, because it's creepy and wrong. They are out there, though.)
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Olympic commentator gives gold medal credit to swimmer's husband. Twitter's not happy.
After Katinka "Iron Lady" Hosszu broke the world record for the 400-meter individual medley in Rio on Saturday night, NBC commentator Dan Hicks ignored the female Olympian in the pool and promptly shifted focus to her husband/coach Shane Tusup, who he said was "the guy responsible" for the win. Yeah, that feels real gross.
No matter how wildly Tusup waves his arms or how many "iron lady" tattoos he gets, it was Hosszu who busted her ass training for years, and it was Hosszu who put on the swim cap, jumped in the pool, and broke the record. Hicks has since said that he does regret lauding Shane in the way he did, although "it is impossible to tell Katinka’s story accurately without giving appropriate credit to Shane." Appropriate credit. Not all the credit. Obviously, Twitter was not happy about it:
It's also worth mentioning that although Tusup's support seems adorable and the pure from the outside, abuse allegations have followed him for years. One commentator even called his influence "harsh" and "disturbing to other swimmers who've observed it." In a piece written for The New York Times, it has been suggested that it is fear and not support that is driving Hosszu to succeed. The Times also reported that other swimmers have overheard Tusup verbally abusing his wife, even telling her to "stay in the water and drown."
Obviously, no one gets to the Olympics without support and help from others, but by crediting men with a woman's victory, it diminishes her hard work and accomplishments. And that's just mad sexist.
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5 of the most intensely supportive parents of the Olympics.
Behind every incredible athlete is a supportive family that helped get them to this moment—parents who drove them to practices, kissed their boo-boos, and encouraged them to keep pushing. All parents are proud of their children, but Olympic parents have serious bragging rights. Here are 5 Olympian's families who are adorably jazzed to see their kids compete in the 2016 Olympic Games.
1. Michael Phelps' Mom
Human fish Michael Phelps has 19 gold medals and a fierce cheering section. We were first introduced to his Mom's intensity back in 2012.
In 2016, Phelp's fanbase has increased by two: his fiancée Nicole Johnson, and baby son, Boomer.
Boomer is stealing the show this year with his fashionable noise cancelling headphones and patriotic onesies. He definitely gets the gold for cutest fan.
2. Sandy Mainville's Parents
Canadian swimmer and Olympic Bronze Medal winner Sandy Mainville got a touching surprise from her parents in Rio. In the video below, you can watch the moment her proud parents walk up behind her and surprise her on camera. Warning: this video will give you all the feels.
3. Aly Raisman's Parents
Team USA gymnast Aly Raisman isn't scared to fling her body through the air, but her parents Lynn and Rick Raisman are certainly nervous watching her. The stressed-out parents achieved viral fame after their seat-gymnastics during Aly's routine on the uneven bars.
This is not the Raismans' first rodeo. Aly won two gold medals in 2012, and back then her parents were just as wiggly while watching their fearless daughter.
4. Adam Peaty's Grandma
British swimmer Adam Peaty got the gold medal for the Men's 100m breaststroke on August 7, breaking the world record in that event, but the real breakout star on #TeamPeaty was Adam's grandma. She didn't go to Rio, but she won the world's heart nevertheless. Her proud tweets to her grandson and her mastery of emojis got the hashtag #OlympicNan trending. She really is the cutest.
Pretty sure she broke the world record for most adorable Grandma on social media.
5. Steele Johnson's Dad
If you ever wanted to see what it would look like if your dad was proud of you, just watch this video of US diver Steele Johnson's dad at the Olympic trails and pretend he's cheering for you. It's really sweet, and not at all surprising. If you name your kid Steele Johnson, you're probably a pretty cool Dad.
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Is this Victoria's Secret ad a Photoshop fail or just a scary elbow?
Either Victoria's real secret is that she has a surplus of elbows lying around, or someone did a terrible job double-checking this retouched photo.
This image of VS model Martha Hunt with a Very Suspicious elbow was posted to Victoria Secret Instagram account a week ago, and it has gotten a number of people noticing the Very Strange Limb Situation with comments like:
"That is a long arm look where the elbow is"
"Obvious photoshop edited pic.."
"LOVIN THE PHOTOSHOP ON THE LEFT"
and
"Lesbians."
What do you think? Was that weird elbow a Photoshop fail, or does Martha Hunt just have some long-ass arms?
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Twitter adamantly disputes the need for a lifeguard at an Olympic swimming event.
As swimming dominated the second day of the Olympics, a photo from an August 4 New York Times article on Olympic lifeguards dominated Twitter. Because, yeah, that lifeguard looks really bored.
According to The New York Times, around 75 men and women are employed as Olympic lifeguards, on hand in case an injury robs one of the best swimmers in the world of their Aquaman powers.
They point to water polo as an example of a particularly dangerous pool event, and apparently synchronized swimming "is a surprisingly frequent source of sports concussions."
The Times even makes some excellent jokes about lifeguards, asking swimmers not to run on the pool deck. They do, however, miss a golden opportunity to reference Michael Phelps drowning in bong water.
When asked about having to rescue Phelps in the case of some freak accident, one Olympic lifeguard said, "I'm dreaming of that possibility."
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Former 'Apprentice' star shares the unglamorous reality of breastfeeding with a boob job.
Apprenticestar Luisa Zissman gave birth to her second child last wee,k and she's getting real on Instagram about the not-always-glamorous realities of motherhood. Specifically, what it's like to breastfeed with a boob job. It doesn't look fun.
Ouch. In the caption, the 29-year-old reality star (who has been open about getting implants) wrote that she's "regretting that boob job right about now." Turns out, having a couple #engorged #massivemelons strapped to your chest isn't always a party, especially when the non-implanted parts start working overtime.
But is this the worst pain Zissman has ever endured? She worked with Donald Trump on Season 8 of The Apprentice, so we can't be sure. At least boob pain, unlike psychic pain, can be soothed with ice packs and cabbage leafs. Working for a giant boob, now that's a different story.
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Flight attendants share stories of times they've caught people joining the 'Mile High Club.'
Being a flight attendant is a unique job that combines the excitement of meeting people and germs from around the world, and then catching those people and germs boning in the bathroom. Today on Reddit, flight attendants (and a few passengers) shared stories of witnessing horny couples perform the ritual necessary to join the Mile High Club, and how that actually goes down in real life.
Here are nine of stories of times passengers decided to "drink an in-flight cocktail." Also, if reading these stories puts you in the mood to screw at 30,000 feet, there are a few tips and tricks along the way to help you get away with it.
1. Kzzinn is a flight attendant with some hot tips for your hot tips.
2. StarbuckPirate has this probably true story about how witnessing air head changed his life.
3. Appropriately named beef_stewardess warns that if you do want to join the MHC, beware of "salty ass old senior mamas."
4. Kh3lid is a passenger who nearly joined the 3 mile high club.
5. lifesnotperfect is a flight attendants who learned the importance of a well-timed compliment.
The one experience I'll probably never forget is on a flight from Australia to Vietnam, a young couple were very frisky with one another since the beginning of the trip. Turns out it was their honey moon trip.
Well some of the flight attendants decided to give the newly weds a banquet full of goodies that we all put together. We included goods that are usually reserved for the flight staff (pre-packed cakes, beers, junk food and other sundries).
Anyway, Debbie goes down to their row with this nice basket with all the goods in it, and we're all watching from the flight attendant service/wait area, big smiles on our faces.
She reaches their row (at the far end, pretty much at the back), she turns to them, jumps, says something to them, bows a couple of times and walks briskly back towards the rest of us.
Turns out the Mrs was giving the Mr a nice job of blows. We all teared up from having to hold our laughter in so hard, and asked her what her reaction said. Good ole Deb said her brain short circuited and all she managed to say was "Oh! Lovely penis, sir. This is a gift on behalf of the staff for you and your wife, thanksbyeee."
6. Lalalalaloops confesses she reflects on your Mile high moment regularly.
7. milehighthrowayyyy describes a touching story of a woman going at it "like a pelican with a flounder stuck in its neck."
8.casscakes95 caught one passenger doing it for shits and giggles.
9. And finally airdrummer01 tells a tale of how to join the MHC alone.
Let that be a lesson to ya. If you're gonna do it, grab some toilet paper.
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If you thought the coverage of the Olympics was bad now, check out this clip from '04.
The commentary is never the most exciting part of watching the Olympics, but this year seems to be especially boring (besides Leslie Jones's Twitter commentary, that is. That has been great). Occasionally, however, one piece of commentary rises above the rest for being very good, or, in this case, very strange. During the 2004 Olympics in Athens, Mary Carillo went off on a rant about backyard badminton that got very bizarrely out of hand and weirdly specific.
The video resurfaced on Reddit under the title "The best piece of Olympic broadcasting ever aired," where users gave Carillo props for being able to talk about amateur badminton for nearly four minutes straight, and for not giggling at the word "shuttlecock." Carillo reached out to Deadspin in 2014 explaining the improvised badminton monologue.
Can't believe that thing's still around. I was hosting a morning show in Athens that covered a lot of badminton—some table tennis too, but badminton, I'd been assured, was going to be "the curling of the Summer Games." (!) There was no script for that rant—just a little dead time—but it got some chuckles and a head shake from my producer. It was a pretty loose show—I'd already explained a team handball's size by comparing it against various members of the melon family, and when I found out that equestrian horses were listed as "equipment" I did a rant on the fact that horses needed passports to get into the country and dramatically produced one, so surely they needed an identity upgrade.
She explained a team handball's size by comparing it against various members of the melon family? No matter how much Carillo got paid for this, it was not enough.
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Lea Michele Snapchats her mustache waxing to prove that she is Jewish and Italian.
Lea Michele, the actress/singer/Ryan Murphy creation who's currently on the cover of Women's Health's naked issue, has proven that she does indeed grow body hair. Yes: even celebrities have follicles out of which hair grows, whether they like it or not.
The proudly beautiful person shared her journey to becoming a hairless seal on Snapchat, featuring her "brow genius," Stevie.
But then for the real juicy stuff, she and Stevie tackled the 'stache.“This is the real beauty, you guys. This is what happens when you’re half Jewish, half Italian," she joked, immediately becoming more likeable.
Michele is the latest Beautiful Celebrity Woman to provide a glimpse at the not-so-glamorous sides of the glamorous life via Snapchat.
Previously, Bella Thorne showed herself getting eyebrows tattooed (it's a thing!), and Kylie Jenner walked fans through the 15 (15!) steps she takes to put her face on.
With the help of a brow genius and some painful hot wax, Michele is living her best, mustache-free life.
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Kylie Jenner's ramen noodle trick is old news to Asian families.
Kylie Jenner made a simple demand of her fans on Friday: can everyone just talk about how Jenner makes ramen noodles?
Here is the ramen noodle Snapchat Kylie wanted discussed so badly:
Butter, garlic powder, an egg—always great additions for jazzing up plain packets of ramen. But people are kind of skeptical of it, because who is millionaire Kylie Jenner to eat ramen noodles?
According to these tweets, Kylie has in one fell swoop appropriated from poor people, black people, and Asian people. But that's kind of her thing.
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Cartoonist adorably captures all the most annoying things about being a woman.
Cassandra Calin is a 21-year-old Romanian-Canadian artist who draws adorable cartoons about the not-so-adorable parts of being a woman. "I draw comics inspired by my life," she writes, and they'll remind you of yours, from boob sweat to half-buns.
1. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
2. The sweetest relief.
3. Kitties first.
4. Got buns, hun.
5. The monthly consolation prize.
6. Cake and switch.
7. Beachy clean.
8. Decisions, decisions.
9. Don't forgo the toe.
10. The most wonderful time of the year.
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