Come on coffee, don't just wake me up, bury my regrets!
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This treadmill fail is beautiful in its simplicity.
This might not workout. (via YouTube)
This is what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the Internet. He imagined a YouTube user named Spanac .Distributor autorizat de fazani hazlii would one day upload a video of a dude flying off of a treadmill while two meatheads have no reaction at all.
It's like a treadmill fail fairy tail.
(by Myka Fox)
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"My kids suck" is the first line of this hilariously poetic ad for a used trampoline.
Spoiled kids, mint trampoline.
I'm with dad - his kids do suck! If my dad bought me a trampoline when I was a kid, I would've worn it out and had the body of a Russian ballet dancer. At least for a month or so, which is still a lot longer than this guy's no-good kids used the one for sale in this Craigslist ad.
I'm tempted to buy this one and I live in an apartment. Although, $350 seems like a lot for a used trampoline, especially knowing that the sucky kids are over it because they're probably playing the new trampoline app on their smartphones. Also, when you know an item for sale is slowly driving the seller insane, it's a buyer's market.
"They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they'd use it EVERY day. How our house would become THE place to hang out. We had a hot tub. And a basketball court. And a fire pit. And a hammock. But if we had THIS, well, we'd be rock stars. Plus since I "messed up their lives" by moving them here in middle school, I owed them at least this much. God, dad."
He should replace it with an adults-only pool.
So, before you go out and buy a crappy, last minute gift for Father's Day, think of this poor guy. And consider buying your own dad this sweet, slightly-used trampoline.
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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A high school senior won't be getting his diploma after stripping on stage during his graduation ceremony.
Bulging with pride.(via)
Eminem famously said you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. It's terrible advice, but it might be what was going through the mind of Quinton Murphy, who blew his one shot of getting a high school diploma when he stripped down to his underwear after his name was called. The crowd erupted in cheers, but the cops on hand weren't amused and escorted the undie-graduate away from the ceremony.
It was a pretty big room. Maybe his family had lousy seats and he told them to look out for the guy wearing leopard-print skivvies. Maybe he already has a career chosen and was using the opportunity to audition for a gig as an exotic dancer. Maybe he'd become so bored by the ceremony that being tossed out started sounding like a good idea (I nearly nodded off waiting for his name to be called in a 20-second clip).
The school says that the records will show that Murphy is a high school graduate, but they'll be hanging on to the paperwork, just as an FU too. Considering that most high school diplomas wind up collecting dust before they're eventually lost during that fourth move, it's really not that big of a deal. The last time I actually saw an adult's high school diploma was when one was pulled out to ironically roll a joint.
All in all, the stunt was entertaining and pretty harmless. And if his goal was to simply become "That Dude" of this week, then congrats on a job well done.
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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10 random thoughts from the World Cup opening ceremonies.
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Legitimately happy.
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Rich, spoiled private school kids post snapchats guaranteed to make you hate them.
For every fail "Daddy" throws one in the trash. (via FB)
Who's ready to barf before their weekend hangover?
Facebook has a community "What Happens at Private School Goes on Snapchat" that posts photos from RICHKIDSNAPS on Snapchat. Yes, Snapchat is supposed to be timed so that its images only live in the now, but thanks to screengrab, these images will last as long as these kids' unearned bank accounts.
Let's skip the rhetoric about wealth disparity and get right into hating. A picture is worth a thousand $11,000 Rolex watches.
The hard part is deciding which one to use to take a picture of the other ones. (via FB)
How to die tastefully in a douche fire. (via FB)
Ew, you had to use a gift card? (via FB)
Bed, Bath, & Beyond Offensive. (via FB)
Shouldn't he have a private cook to do this? (via FB)
Please donate your knives to the that poor peasant ho has to use his black AMEX. (via FB)
Can't wait until Apple comes out with a thinner iPad to get that cleaner cake cut. (via FB)
This was a good idea until it broke the three hole punch. (via FB)
(by Myka Fox)
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Better or worse.
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Left unsaid.
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Daddy's girl.
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Best around.
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Working out.
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Just right.
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True love.
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Just desserts.
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RJ Mitte pays tribute to one of the greatest TV dads of all time: Walter White.
The kind of loving dad who knew when to return his kidnapped daughter.
Cliff Huxtable. Danny Tanner. Walter White.
They're the great TV dads who worked hard, taught their kids important life lessons, and occasionally let their partners' girlfriends choke to death on their own vomit. In honor of Father's Day, RJ Mitte (Walter "Flynn" Jr.) reflects on having Walter White as his own loving, caring, meth-manufacturing TV dad.
If you haven't watched Breaking Bad yet (you lucky devil), be warned there are many spoilers.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
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Nice reminder.
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Team spirit.
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