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Tinder released a list of the jobs that are most likely to get you laid in NYC.

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Last February, Tinder came out with a list of the most dateable jobs in the country, but everyone knows that NYC is the city that never sleeps alone, so they published a separate list just for the Big Horny Apple.

The number one most swiped-right job for men was engineer. Engineer of what? A city? A website? A train? Doesn't matter; if you're an engineer, you're gettin' some. Here are the rest of the top jobs you should lie about having in order to get laid in NYC:

  1. Engineer

  2. CEO/entrepreneur

  3. Registered nurse

  4. Personal training

  5. Financial analyst

  6. Chef

  7. Advertising account executive

  8. Architect

  9. Student

  10. Musician

  11. Pilot

  12. Software developer

  13. Firefighter

  14. Teacher

Notice anything missing? Doctors? Hello? The most marriageable profession in the world is not even on this to-sex list. Nah, kids. Just get your RN license and march your way to 3rd place in pound town. And "pilot" was the number one in all of America, but for Manhattanites, men who stay sober to chauffeur strangers at 30k feet have nothing on musicians who ride the L train back and forth with their guitars.

Don't worry, women. We know that in NYC there are roughly 50 single women to every single man, or something like that, so we have the top professions to lie about for your bios, too!

  1. Teacher

  2. Stylist

  3. PR/communications

  4. Dental hygienist

  5. CEO/entrepreneur

  6. Physical therapist

  7. Architect

  8. Financial analyst

  9. Journalist

  10. Student

  11. Psychologist

  12. Event planner

  13. Interior designer

  14. Recruiter

  15. Pharmacist

Notice how teacher is number one and student is number ten for top women's professions, but the order is reversed for men? Looks like that classic fantasy is alive and well in the city.


The great Gene Wilder passed away at 83, leaving behind an incredible body of work.

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Gene Wilder could very well have been your favorite comedian as a kid. He—along with his beloved wife and comedy equal, Gilda Radner—was definitely one of mine. In every movie he did—Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Bonnie & Clyde—he seemed to glow with warmth, even when he was playing characters that would be too intense or weird in another actor's hands.

Here are some of my favorite Wilder moments.

"Puttin' On The Ritz" from Young Frankenstein

Young Frankenstein, which Wilder co-wrote with director Mel Brooks, includes hilarious performances from pretty much every actor involved, but Wilder ties it all together with one of the most rage-filled straight-man performances committed to film. Here he shows off his Frankenstein's Monster in the dumbest way possible.

The boat ride in Willy Wonka

Lots of people will link to that horrible "Pure Imagination" song today, but far better is Wilder's terrifying performance in this trippy boat ride. Gene Wilder could be very scary for no reason! Like here:

The Waco Kid from Blazing Saddles

Possibly the best Wilder performance in possibly the best Mel Brooks movie.

In jail in Stir Crazy

Wilder's a little too bad, here in one of several on-screen partnerships with Richard Pryor.

Freaking out in The Producers

Gene Wilder freaks out a lot in The Producers. That's part of the joy of The Producers.

Gene, Gilda, and the magic coat in Hanky Panky

Wilder starred in three movies with his wife Gilda Radner before her death from ovarian cancer in 1989. This was their first.

Rest in peace, Mr. Wilder.

Karlie Kloss' trainer confirms you should be napping right now.

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In an interview with New York magazine's blog The Cut, trainer-to-the-stars Anna Kaiser said everyone should sleep at least 7 to 8 hours a night and that getting by on just 5 or 6 hours a night is not healthy.

Kaiser, who counts Karlie Kloss, Shakira, Kelly Ripa, and Sarah Jessica Parker among her clients, stressed sleep (and, of course, water. Are you drinking water? Go get some water) as one of the most essential ingredients in a balanced life.

Who recognizes this look from Streaming?- one of my FAVORITES!😜 #tbt #BTS (link in bio👆🏻)

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She advised readers:

Sleep more. I don’t think anyone understands how important it is.If you have a choice where you’ve only been sleeping five or six hours and can sleep an extra hour or work out, sleep an extra hour. You’re running your body down, which will affect your energy and hold onto excess water and weight. It will make you hungrier. Five to six hours for a week really prohibits your cognitive and hormones functions. You really need seven to eight hours. Working out harder or better or eating less isn’t the answer. It’s about getting enough sleep.

This is wonderful news to anyone who, A) likes sleep and B) doesn't really like the gym. Now, when someone asks why you sleep so much, you can just answer "FOR MY HEALTH." Also, tell them to stop being so goddamn nosy.

But don't forget to drink that water. Right now. Do it. Drink some water. For your health. Then go back to zzzzzzz.

6 people shared the most unexpected ways they've gotten laid and proved there's hope for all of us.

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People on Quora are confessing (bragging?) the strangest, most surprising ways they've scored in the game of intercourse and boy, are there some weird ones. Let these 6 people inspire you with the knowledge that you don't need a fancy pickup line or some smooth tactics in order to have some good, consensual fun. Sometimes, it'll just fall into your lap—literally.

1. This Uber ride was worth five stars.

I got laid with my Uber driver.

I had to get to a place to get my mobile repaired. It was about 30 mins drive. We got along each other well.There was a spark. On reaching I did not have nerve enough to ask her out. Both hoped I would ask. I dint.

Apparently that shop could not get it done for my mobile, I had to book uber again to get to another shop. As you might have guessed by now, I got the same driver :)

One thing lead to another and I was having my hand on her thighs. As it got dark, we conveniently parked the car in lonely lane and started to kiss. Later that night we headed to my place and continued.

2. This guy got a lucky 7am text, mid-masturbation.

I have one, I guess it’s interesting. And this actually happened.

I had this girl that I matched on Tinder, we went out once, had some beers and everything went ok. Then I walked her home but we said goodbye with just a kiss in the cheek. Nothing more happened and I got the feeling that she wasn’t into me.

The day after that, I texted her and mentioned that we didn’t have a proper kiss goodbye, to which she said that she was expecting my move but since I didn’t she didn’t either. With that, it was clear that the next time we go out we would get into something.

Forward to when I went out with some friends the next Friday, drank heavily and did some drugs, so I came back home quite late (like 7am) and I was really horny. So I started masturbating while watching porn on my cellphone lying in bed.

Then I got a text, but since I was watching a video I wasn’t able to see who was writing, all I got was the vibration from the phone. I thought ‘it must be my mom or my friends checking if I’m alright’. But I stopped the video (I was really close to cumming) and it was her. Asking if I was home and if I wanted her to come by.

Of course I said yes and 10 minutes later she arrived in a cab and f*cked until midday.

So this was truly unexpected, and happened with such a perfect timing that I was impressed.

3. This guy got down in the darkroom.

I was in college, in a very demanding fine arts program. No one really had much free time (and not much money either), but I fancied a girl that I had been in a few classes with over the years. I was very shy, she seemed very conservative, but one late night I got up the courage to ask her out.

"Hey, would you like to get drinks together this week?"

"Oh, uh, you mean like a date?"

"Yeah" (giving the most boyishly charming smile I know how)

"I can't. I mean you're really nice and stuff, but my portfolio review is coming up and I just don't think I could handle that."

"Oh..."

At this point I'm feeling rejected, give her a friendly 'no worries, I get it' look and get back to work on my own stuff. A minute goes by and she looks up and says, as though she was reading from a grocery list- "but I could really use a break from all this. You want to go f@#! in the [print lab] darkroom?"

I blinked. And then we f@#!ed in the darkroom.

I'd have liked to have taken her out on a date, had a nice conversation and gotten know what she was like outside of school, maybe have a real relationship with her. But that was nice too.

4. This guy made a good impression in the parking lot.

I went out with my boys to Bell Isle in Detroit, Michigan. It was a place that youth hung out. This was back when Bad Boy and Death Row Records were very successful.

I had a brand new car and we were all hanging out with 5ths of Hennessy chasing it with bottles of Christal. I had sounds so we were basically trying to make our own version of a rap video. Our swagger was on 1000.

Literally 20 minutes after we got there a young lady who just happened to be parked next to us asked me wassup, while eyeing my brand new car. I said me and my boys were just looking for some fun. She said her girls were looking for the same. We got a hotel that night and everybody got laid and I thought it was all due to my amazing swag.

Upon realizing she didn’t really know me at all considering she only knew my age and my name, I realized that she had sex with me due to her physical attraction to me and the fact that I had a brand new car.

My ideology about having super swag went right out the window.

5. This guy learned that when you least expect it is when you could most expect it.

Ok, I know this is going to sound stupid, but the most unexpected way I got laid was when I was a virgin and got a hotel room with another girl. You might be thinking how unexpected is that? I would reply not very unexpected, but for someone socially moronic as myself it actually was. heh.

6. This guy got recruited to do his wife's friend a favor and, well, she really did him a favor.

My wife’s best friend was staying with us after a nasty divorce. She had to sell her house to split the profits and had no place to live. She had not had any sex for the last 8 months and was complaining about how horny she was and how she never had sex with any other guy than her husband so she was nervous about that, too.

Out of the blue my wife asks her friend if she would like to have sex with me. Her friend asked my wife if she was sure and my wife said yes. We then went to my bedroom and she had a screaming orgasm. That was the most unexpected sex I ever had.

Fun Fall dates for you and your fun Fall boyfriend.

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Autumn is nearly here, and if the Winona Ryder/Richard Gere movie Autumn in New York taught me anything, it's the most romantic time of the whole G-D year! Of course, you need to plan insufferably twee things for you and your Fall significant other to do, and for that, the Internet has been very helpful. "Check out a seasonal county fair," says PopSugar! "PSL it up!" says Bustle (that means buy Pumpkin Spice Lattes from Starbucks together. You know, as a fun date). "Tailgate, baby!" says Cosmo. Well, those are all great ideas, but here are some even better things you should add to that Fall bucket list you always make:

1. Start cooking with a fall vegetable you've always been afraid to try!

2. Go out to the park and climb trees together—just like when you were little kids!

3. Just in time for Halloween, invite your boo into your Satanic coven!

4. Heat up some delicious apple cider. Throw some booze in—we won't tell!

5. Have a bonfire!

6. Throw a virgin onto the bonfire as a gift to Beelzebub!

7. Chant the following, spinning first clockwise, then counterclockwise:

Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus
Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth.
Satanas – venire!
Satanas – venire!
Ave, Satanas, ave Satanas.
Tui sunt caeli,
Tua est terra,
Ave Satanas!

8. Feel the power of the GREAT DARKNESS enter thine eyes, thine nose, thine ears, and all the orifice of thine body, until it is full, a vessel for the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan.

9. On the ashes of the funeral pyre, you must consecrate this act in an orgiastic fashion, for it shall please Him act in the utmost freedom, so mote it be.

10. Go on a hayride!

Happy Autumn! The nights are just going to get longer and longer!

Carice van Houten, a.k.a. Melisandre, has given birth to a human baby.

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Good news! Carice van Houten, a.k.a. Melisandre from Game of Thrones, had her baby, and it is a human and not just a giant puff of black smoke. Yay!

According to E! News, van Houten and her partner Iron Man 3 actor Guy Pearce announced they were expecting their first child back in March via this Instagram.

Yes. It's true. 👶🏼 Let the shadow baby jokes begin.

A photo posted by Carice van Houten (@leavecaricealone) on

Pearce broke the news about the arrival of their son with this tweet on Monday.

Looks like Melisandre will officially know what it means when the "night is dark and full of terrors" when that little bundle of joy is keeping them up at all hours. Motherhood. It is scarier than any episode of Game of Thrones.

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This is how celebrities are honoring Gene Wilder.

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Legendary comedian Gene Wilder passed away today at the age of 83, but his contributions to the entertainment world will extend far beyond the movies he made. He inspired whole generations of writers, comedians and actors with his subtlety, creativity and wit. This is how the people who knew him and were inspired him are saying goodbye.

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Facebook fires its human news staff only to have the algorithm immediately push hoax news.

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On Friday, August 26, Facebook fired its entire staff of news moderators after accusations of bias against conservative news sources, and decided that its Trending algorithm could handle things fine on its own. On Monday, August 29, the top story on Facebook's Trending news section was a fake story aimed at conservative readers claiming that Fox News host Megyn Kelly had been fired after being outed as a Clinton supporter.

For better or worse, spotting fake stories was the primary reason Facebook had a staff of human news moderators, not (probably*) a nefarious scheme to control the political dialogue. Fake news is endemic on Facebook because the hoaxes rely on gullible people who like to share the stories with their gullible friends. Experienced humans can spot these fakes, but algorithms are really bad at it and only see that a lot of people are sharing it.

Here's how the Washington Post described the false story:

The trending “news” article about Kelly is an Ending the Fed article that is basically just a block quote of a blog post from National Insider Politics, which itself was actually aggregated from a third conservative site, Conservative 101. All three sites use the same “BREAKING” headline.

The Conservative 101 post is three paragraphs long, and basically reads as anti-Kelly fan fiction accusing her of being a “closet liberal” who is about to be removed from the network by a Trump-supporting O’Reilly. It cites exactly one news source as a basis for its speculation: the Vanity Fair piece [profiling Megyn Kelly's relationship with Fox].

It's gone now, replaced by an inexplicable 6 stories ranked more important than the passing of Gene Wilder—none of which were what most people would consider news. So, the algorithm is doing just great.

Oh yeah, don't expect to see anything negative about Facebook ever trend, either. How did you even find this?

*Considering the humans who did moderate the Trending section were looked down upon as non-programmers and had a horrendous turnover rate, it seems like they would be a really bad group to trust with a massive conspiracy.

7 Gene Wilder roles that demonstrate why he mattered so much.

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As you know, the great Gene Wilder died today, August 29, 2016. Looking at his body of work, it's clear he's one of the greats, but we've lost a lot of greats this year. If you take a deeper dive, however, you'll see that Wilder was one of the most important artists of the 20th Century. He influenced the tone of film comedies for years to come, and along with Mel Brooks, made lowbrow comedy a highbrow art form. While Charlie Chaplin earned Oscar nominations in the 1940s, comedic actors, writers and directors rarely got nods again until Wilder came along. Actors like Johnny Depp, Robert Downey, Jr., and Melissa McCarthy are able to do what they do and get Oscar nominations for it, because Wilder showed them how.

Simply put: Wilder was a big friggin' deal, and here are 7 reasons why.

1. The Producers

Wilder's Leo Bloom in Mel Brooks' The Producers took freaking out to new levels. That character, an absurd, over-the-top character, led to Wilder's first Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor, something rarely bestowed on comedic performances.

2. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Why was this such a big deal? It came out in 1971, a year known for heavy films like The French Connection and The Last Picture Show. But there's Oscar nominated and newly famous Wilder being weird AF. Of all the films released in that epic year, it's also the one that still gets played the most (even after the reboot). You're welcome, Johnny Depp!

3. Blazing Saddles

Mel Brooks is the genius behind much of Wilder's work, but what you probably don't know is that Brooks didn't start being prominently featured in his own work until Blazing Saddles. Why? Because Wilder made it OK to have an unconventional-looking character actor as a lead in a movie. That's like the basis of Bryan Cranston's career. Wilder made it happen.

4. Young Frankenstein

Brooks and Wilder's collaboration reached its crescendo with Young Frankenstein, released the same year as Blazing Saddles. Both were rewarded with an Oscar nomination for writing. It was unusual enough for a comedy script to be nominated, but doubly so because Wilder was the lead in the film. Wilder went on from Frankstein to direct many of his own films. This is not uncommon today, but in the 1970's there weren't many actor-director films being produced.

5. Stir Crazy

Stir Crazy is just one example of the many buddy films Wilder and Richard Pryor did together, including Silver Streak and See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Stir Crazy came at a time when there weren't many mixed race buddy films being made, and the ones that existed were often bogged down by the plodding social commentary. Wilder's collaborations with Pryor let the comedy be the statement, showing that in post-Civil Rights era America, two comedy greats could come together, be weird, make you laugh, and do it naturally enough to forget you ever thought it was unusual.

6. The Woman in Red

Wilder took on less work later in his career, largely to take care of his partner, comic legend Gilda Radner, who died of cancer in 1989. Instead, he focused more on directing films like the Oscar-winning The Woman in Red. The films he directed—Haunted Honeymoon, The World's Greatest Lover—often focused on the absurdity of relationships, especially a man's approach to being in love. Sound familiar? Yeah, that's basically every Judd Apatow movie.

7. Will & Grace

Wilder's last major appearance was on Will & Grace as Will's eccentric (and often absent) boss. It was a performance that won him his first Emmy award. It wasn't prolific, but it did give us, the fans, a moment to spend just a little more time with a genius that gave so much to the world of comedy. Today, film greats often turn to television, once the lesser medium, for more unusual roles that introduce them to new audiences.

What a man, what a legacy. Keep it weird!

Ryan Lochte outsmarts Brazilian police by refusing to go back to Brazil to face charges.

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US Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte says he will not go back to Brazil to face charges for claiming he was held at gunpoint by fake police, which turned out to be a lie for which he then apologized. At least, that's what we think he said. He speaks so slowly we kind of nodded off.

How Lochte looks listening to a question is how we feel hearing his reply.

Lochte also commented on the U.S. Olympic Committee possibly banning him from swimming and stripping him of his medals...

"Um, I really have no comments, it’s whatever the U.S.O.C. decides. Whatever my punishment is, I’m just going to have to accept it and go from there."

But he doesn't feel like he's going to be stripped of his medals...

"I don’t think that’s going to happen. I don’t think that’s realistic. But I owned up to it, it’s my fault, and whatever the consequences are, I’ll go from there and see what happens."

Isn't part of owning up to it facing the charges brought against you? Or maybe guys with a smile like Lochte's can get away without facing charges.

Oh, and those lips...

What were we talking about?

A big splash.

Mom shares scary photo to warn others not to leave their phones in babies' strollers.

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This mom accidentally dropped her phone in her baby's stroller, and it left a gnarly burn on her baby's leg. Bet that will make you think twice before taking another selfie with your baby.

Feeling like such a bad mammy but wanted to tell so other people don't do it. Went out today and left my phone in roses...

Posted by Rebecca Gleeson on Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The mom, Rebecca Gleeson, said in her post on Facebook that her daughter...

"...pressed the button which activated the camera (leaving the screen lit). the phone has burnt her leg. She was sat there for about 30-35 minutes, only cried for about 5 minutes at the end when my friend picked her up."

This tells us that A) this baby is going to be a selfie queen, and B) she has a high tolerance for pain. Go, baby!

Many on Facebook supported Gleeson for making an honest mistake...

We're glad the baby is OK. Unless this baby has such a high tolerance for pain because it's not an actual baby...

Stanford rapist Brock Turner gets out of prison after three months, will have a Labor Day weekend.

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Remember how the world was outraged to learn that Brock Turner, the Stanford rapist who brutally assaulted an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, was only given a six-month sentence by Judge Aaron Persky? Persky handed down the light sentence saying he didn't think raping a woman on the filthy ground and running away when discovered should have a "severe impact" on the life of the young white athlete at a prestigious university. Well, as it turns out, Turner will only serve three months in prison and is getting out just in time for the Labor Day weekend. Mission accomplished, Persky.

It's so hard to remember now, literally weeks later, how Brock Turner's father had written the judge an open letter pleading leniency considering his son had gotten only "twenty minutes of action." (Twenty minutes? He raped her for twenty f***ing minutes? Jesus f***ing Christ.) Or how Brock Turner's friend urged the judge to stand up to "political correctness." Who even recalls how the two Swedish students who happened to be bicycling by and stopped to apprehend Turner were traumatized by the horror of what they witnessed him doing? It's not like he texted photos of his victim's breasts to friends. Oh, he did? It was SO LONG AGO.

But whatever, that was three whole months ago. Ancient history. Surely, the rapist Brock Turner has learned his lesson since then.

Alicia Keys went makeup free to the VMAs, so naturally people were obnoxious.

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Singer Alicia Keys slayed at the VMAs Sunday night, but the big takeaway for many people is that she showed up wearing zero makeup.

This fresh faced look isn't a new thing for the 15-time Grammy Award winner. In May, she posted a powerful essay in Lenny about her decision to embrace her natural look.

I hope to God it's a revolution.

'Cause I don't want to cover up anymore. Not my face, not my mind, not my soul, not my thoughts, not my dreams, not my struggles, not my emotional growth. Nothing.

Vibin’ with friends tonight at the #VMAs 😊

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Let's put aside the fact that she looked absolutely stunning without the Maybelline (H. Christo that skin!) and recognize what an act of rebellion this was. Twitter lit up.

But of course, in the grand tradition of Twitter and the general influence of the patriarchy, the worms crawled out of the muck to hate hate hate.

First, this Jezebel writer called her out for faking the look

And the rest were just straight hating.

Jack Mull came to her defense when one Tweeter went on a tirade about wearing "just a little concealer." He managed to shame that tweeter hard enough for her to delete the original post.

But despite the drag, Keys wasn't trying to start a war, and understands how deeply entrenched makeup has become in our culture. She came back at the negative response with an affirmative message: "Do you."

<3 <3 <3


Shut up and love this Disney dance mashup already.

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Want to enter "A Whole New World" of sick beats? Watch this insane music video mash-up below, which combines every Disney release since 1989 into a dance extravaganza. Weirdly, it took until 2016 to actually exist. You'll see movies like The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, and even The Emperor's New Groove represented in a spasmodic rave flurry, all tracked to the song "Pop Culture" by Madeon.

Again, for some reason no one did this before. Baffling, huh?

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Blac Chyna is knocked up and nude on the cover of 'Paper' magazine.

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Blac Chyna's transformation to full Kardashian is nearly complete now that she has posed nude on the cover of a magazine. Chyna got nakey and showed off her growing baby bump on the cover of Paper, looking like some kind of Virgin Mary minus the virgin part.

Always be yourself, express yourself, and have faith! 💕 Thank you @papermagazine #Cover #BeautifulPeople

A photo posted by Blac Chyna (@blacchyna) on

Chyna, 28, then had a bit of a costume change. See? Gloves!

Blac Chyna, mogul, entrepreneur, a mother and a badass bitch. @papermagazine

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Blac Chyna and her fiancee, Rob Kardashian, are busy preparing for their first child together (Chyna's second), planning a wedding, and filming their upcoming reality show, Rob and Chyna.

It really is a wonder that she had any spare time to get naked for a magazine cover shoot.

Super excited to share these moments 💕Thank u @PAPERMAGAZINE

A photo posted by Blac Chyna (@blacchyna) on

Chyna decided not to give a full interview alongside the Paper spread, telling them,"I don’t do interviews, and I haven’t spoken publicly in years.​"

Well, Chy, if you really want to fit in with the Kardashians, you have to start talking. It doesn't even have to be about anything significant. They just talk. About nothing.

Give it a shot, you can probably handle it.

@PAPERMAGAZINE 💋

A photo posted by Blac Chyna (@blacchyna) on

Lots of glazed over eyes and holding body parts in this photo shoot.

#BeautifulPeople @papermagazine Photographer:@charlie__chops Hair : @kellonderyck

A photo posted by Blac Chyna (@blacchyna) on

This special "1000 Beautiful People" issue Paper will hit shelves on September 1, Rob and Chyna premieres September 11, and Rob and Chyna's baby is due in October. It's a Kardashian world and we're just living in it.

Brock Turner's early release inspires new mandatory minimums in California.

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On Monday, California legislators passed a law effectively closing the legal loophole that allowed Superior Court Judge Aaron Persky to sentence excellent swimmer and convicted rapist Brock Turner to just six months in prison for sexually assaulting an unconscious woman behind a dumpster on the Stanford University campus. Oh, and because of "good behavior," Turner's serving just three months of that sentence, and will be released on Friday.

In June, Turner was convicted of assault with intent to commit rape, penetration of an intoxicated person, and penetration of an unconscious person.

The problem is, according to California law, rape must include penetration with the attacker's penis for the crime to be considered rape, hence the possibility of a lenient sentence. ​

California law also currently calls for a mandatory prison term in cases of rape or sexual assault involving force, except for those cases in which the victim is unconscious or too drunk to resist.

The new legislation consists of two bills: one which redefines California's legal definition of rape to include other kinds of penetration, and one which imposes a mandatory minimum sentence for rape. Under the new law, Turner would have been sentenced to a minimum of three years in prison.

Following the law's passing, Democratic Assemblyman Bill Dodd, who co-authored the legislation, issued the following written statement:

Sexually assaulting an unconscious or intoxicated victim is a terrible crime and our laws need to reflect that. . . Letting felons convicted of such crimes get off with probation discourages other survivors from coming forward and sends the message that raping incapacitated victims is no big deal. . . This bill is about more than sentencing, it’s about supporting victims and changing the culture on our college campuses to help prevent future crimes.

The bills still have to be signed into law by California Governor Jerry Brown, but he's not expected to veto them.

Justin Bieber missed the VMAs so he could sing karaoke at a bar in LA.

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Despite being nominated for several awards, Justin Bieber missed Sunday's VMAs in New York, but he had a good excuse—he was singing karaoke at Residuals Tavern, a strip mall bar in L.A. He reportedly showed up with a security guard at around 10 p.m., had a few shots of Jack Daniels, and then thrilled (and probably confused) the patrons by singing Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire."

The bar is apparently close to Bieber's new pad, and he knows the owner well (he even drinks for free!). He's been there before; last week he paid the tab of a group of mourners who had just come from a funeral. See, he's just a regular guy, trying to do regular things, while being impossibly rich and famous. None of this explains why he chose to miss MTV's annual awards show, but he's a grown man, he does what he wants.

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