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Selena Gomez announces career break due to side effects from lupus.

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Selena Gomez will be taking a little break from her singing career to treat mental and physical health problems stemming from lupus, which she says have included anxiety, depression, and panic attacks.

"As many of you know, around a year ago I revealed that I have lupus, an illness that can affect people in different ways," the pop star said in a statement to USA Today. "I've discovered that anxiety, panic attacks and depression can be side effects of lupus, which can present their own challenges."

The 24-year-old recently got back from traveling the world on herRevival tour, and said she needs to take a break. "I want to be proactive and focus on maintaining my health and happiness and have decided that the best way forward is to take some time off," she said.

KL, from the car

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The singer thanked her fans for their support, and said she hoped that by being frank about her struggles, she might be able to help some people. "I know I am not alone and by sharing this, I hope others will be encouraged to address their own issues," she said.

Last fall, Gomez revealed she had undergone chemotherapy to treat lupus, a chronic autoimmune disease in which a person's immune system attacks the body's own tissues. Most people can barely handle a common cold, so this sounds like a lot to deal with. Rest up, Selena!


Sporty Spice explains why she wouldn't reunite with the rest of the spices.

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Everyone knows that the Spice Girls are best when all together, creating a unique seasoning that only that particular blend of spices can create (you wouldn't just pick up Scary Spice or Baby Spice from your local grocery store—you'd want them all). But if you were holding out for a complete Spice Girls reunion, it looks like you are out of luck.

Now I'm Sad Spice :(

Recently, 3/5 of the Spice Girls reunited to celebrate the 20th anniversary of their hit song, "Wannabe," but notably absent were Sporty and Posh. In a personal essay published by Love Magazine, Melanie Chisolm, aka Mel C. aka Sporty Spice talks about why she decided to leave the spice rack for good.

Look, I will be a Spice Girl until I die. But the continuous speculation on whether we will reform to celebrate 20 years of Wannabe has been particularly exhausting. Don’t get me wrong - I totally get it. But is it a new rule that bands have to reform? Why can’t we just be remembered for our incredible achievements in the nineties.

In other words, "ENOUGH." But if the internet has taught us anything, it is that there is a insatiable hunger for 90s nostalgia, and seeing that the Spice Girls were pretty much the soundtrack of the 90s, it appears that fans probably still won't stop pestering them about reuniting.

Another factor that led to Chisolm's decision to sit out the reunion is that she can't imagine the Spice Girls without Posh, aka Victoria Beckham.

Truth be told, earlier this year after several face-to-face meetings with the girls I made the difficult decision not to be part of a proposed reunion with Emma, Geri and Melanie. Victoria had already bowed out understandably with the demands of her fashion label and her rather large family.

The hardest part for me was letting people down, the girls, the fans, civilization?! Unfortunately something didn’t feel quite right and I had to follow my gut.

The last time all five Spice Girls performed together were at the closing ceremonies for the 2012 London Olympics, so they definitely went out on a high note. Chisolm agrees, saying that the experience was the "pinnacle of her Spice existence."

Calvin Harris used his, ahem, bulge to wish his manager a happy birthday.

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Calvin Harris wished his manager Mark Gillespie a happy birthday by posting this picture of them together to Instagram. Nothing exciting here except for the fact that HARRIS IS PRETTY MUCH NAKED IN IT. It's his manager's birthday, and we fans are the ones getting this beautiful gift? Oh Calvin, you shouldn't have (but we are glad you did).

Happy birthday to my manager @gillespiemark I love u

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Admittedly, as wonderful as this gift from God is, it is definitely a weird choice of photo. Harris didn't even acknowledge the large, bulging fact that he is in his skivvies, captioning the pic "Happy birthday to my manager@gillespiemark I love u." Calvin, you are just bragging.

Relatable.

Also relevant is the fact that Calvin Harris has a Scottish accent. So yeah, he is pretty much the perfect man. Taylor who?

Rejoice, for 'Stranger Things' is getting a second season, and there will be justice for Barb.

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Netflix's Stranger Things has confirmed that there's a second season coming in 2017, giving its fans something to look forward to as we trudge through the rest of this awful election year. The teaser trailer released August 31 includes the names of the nine new episodes: "Madmax," "The Boy Who Came Back To Life," "The Pumpkin Patch," "The Palace," "The Storm," "The Pollywog," "The Secret Cabin," "The Brain," and "The Lost Brother."

That's right, nine episodes, compared to the first season's eight. The makers know we need more, more, more!

The trailer doesn't include any footage or other information about the upcoming season, but it does feature the same excellent eerie synth soundtrack by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein (two of the four members of the Austin band Survive), so it's probably safe to assume they'll be scoring this season, too. The only other thing confirmed for the second season is that there will indeed be JUSTICE FOR BARB!

In case you still haven't watched the first season of the Netflix original show, what on earth (or anywhere else) are you waiting for?

Kylie Jenner has found an innovative new way to show off her butt in jeans.

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19-year-oldKylie Jenner, whose job title is "personality," has made an important discovery in the field of jean technology. Of course, the major problem anyone has when wearing jeans is that—while they may show off the perfect shape of one's ass—it's difficult for people checking you out to confirm that there is, indeed, a beautiful naked butt below the denim. Well, no longer! With a couple of strategic slits, one can both wear jeans and let it all hang out.

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Hey boys, eye slits are up here.

Dirty Peach Lips. Link in bio 🍑

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Meet Facebook's new team of robot 'trending topics' editors.

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Let's meet the robots in charge of picking the most important news of the day for the world's largest social media network.

Facebook recently fired the human editors who monitored its "trending topics" feature and replaced them with an algorithm. The result? Well, it's not going well. The robots chose fake news over real news. In one instance, the A.I. surfaced a pornographic video of a man having sex with his lunch over news that astronomers may have discovered radio signals beaming from another galaxy.

You should know who—or what—is picking the important stories in your newsfeed and here they are:

This is Carl. Robots don't have a gender. But don't tell that to Carl.
This editor doesn't understand things like "emotions" or "Taylor Swift."
The robot editor who probably picked the McChicken porn.
Ha, ha, ha, Murderdroid B-45. He wants to purge the Earth of flesh.
This is Buddy. Buddy had to take the Turing Test twice.
They call him Zuckerbot.
This robot is the editor-in-chief. His name is John.

Trump's campaign manager thinks rape wouldn't exist if women weren't so weak.

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It's hardly news anymore when a member of the Trump campaign says something sexist, but this deserves a closer look. Kellyanne Conway, the third brave soul to take on the gig of Trump campaign manager, has a history of ridiculous comments about rape.

In 2013, Conway participated in a PBS roundtable discussion about women in the military. It was right after the Pentagon lifted the ban on women in combat roles, and the panelists were discussing both the physical rigor required for combat and the military's problem with sexual assault. Conway says these two are connected.

“If we were physiologically — not mentally, emotionally, professionally — equal to men, if we were physiologically as strong as men, rape would not exist,” Conway said. “You would be able to defend yourself and fight him off.”

CNN, who uncovered the internet, notes that Conway wasn't asked to talk about rape, she just volunteered her view while talking about the physical endurance capabilities of female soldiers.

Of course, rape occurs in many instances when the perpetrator is not more physically strong than the victim (and isn't exclusively a problem of male-on-female violence), but that doesn't fit neatly into Conway's narrative.

Now when someone gets raped people are all, "But what were you wearing?" But Conway thinks we should be asking, "Did you skip leg day? Are you doing your bicep curls?"

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Playboy model lashes out at 'the prude' who complained about her sexy advertisement.

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Playboy model Simone Holtznagel just articulately disemboweled the "prude" who took offense to her in-store ad for the lingerie brand, Bras N Things.

Shoutout to the prude who complained about my "vulgar" "amateur porn" advertisement for the amazing Australian brand 💕Bras and Things💕 and had the clip banned from stores. Honestly, it's just soooo offensive to show a confident, sexy WOMAN (😱😱😱) in her LINGERIE (😱😱😱😱😱) in the window of a (plot twist) - LINGERIE STORE!!!! Won't somebody please think of the children?! I mean it's just truly outrageous 🙄😒 The definition of porn is 'material containing the explicit description or display of sex organs or activity.' There is none of that here. How dare you sexualize my body. How dare- after all society's requests- you take a confident and carefree depiction of a normal, healthy womanly body, promoting women's products to women, and deem it offensive. Do not impress your insecurities on me, whether physical or sexual. But by saying my body, just comfortably being my body, is somehow 'wrong' or 'dirty' you are insulting and potentially damaging any woman who may identify with me. Keep your neuroses off my body and go watch some REAL porn, you might be less uptight ✋🏻 Some people really do have too much time on their hands. I see people wearing less on the street and in shopping centers these days and this woman is complaining about a tasteful, beautiful advertisement which is not only showcasing the gorgeous lingerie but also showcases body confidence and embracing the feminine form! So deepest apologies to the poor soul who was so offended by my "vulgar" behavior.. But I shall continue on in being fearlessly me and embracing my curves and my confidence, and I encourage all women to do the same - and if that's so wrong then I don't want to be right 💕✨🤘🏻✨💕 (💰Y💰)

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After receiving complaints from shoppers admonishing the ad for being "vulgar" and resembling an "amateur porn video," the Australian Advertising Standards Bureau forced the brand to pull the video from stores. It was replaced by still frames, as though customers are dinosaurs who can only see something offensive if it is moving.

Holtznagel was quick to point out that anyone selling women's underwear would do well to show a woman wearing it, duh, and then railed on the absurdity of relating wearing lingerie to doing actual sex things. She wrote on Instagram:

Shout out to the prude who complained about my "vulgar" "amateur porn" advertisement for the amazing Australian brand 💕Bras and Things💕 and had the clip banned from stores. Honestly, it's just soooo offensive to show a confident, sexy WOMAN (😱😱😱) in her LINGERIE (😱😱😱😱😱) in the window of a (plot twist) - LINGERIE STORE!!!! Won't somebody please think of the children?!

I mean it's just truly outrageous 🙄😒 The definition of porn is 'material containing the explicit description or display of sex organs or activity.' There is none of that here. How dare you sexualize my body. How dare- after all society's requests- you take a confident and carefree depiction of a normal, healthy womanly body, promoting women's products to women, and deem it offensive. Do not impress your insecurities on me, whether physical or sexual. But by saying my body, just comfortably being my body, is somehow 'wrong' or 'dirty' you are insulting and potentially damaging any woman who may identify with me. Keep your neuroses off my body and go watch some REAL porn, you might be less uptight ✋🏻 Some people really do have too much time on their hands. I see people wearing less on the street and in shopping centers these days and this woman is complaining about a tasteful, beautiful advertisement which is not only showcasing the gorgeous lingerie but also showcases body confidence and embracing the feminine form! So deepest apologies to the poor soul who was so offended by my "vulgar" behavior.. But I shall continue on in being fearlessly me and embracing my curves and my confidence, and I encourage all women to do the same - and if that's so wrong then I don't want to be right 💕✨🤘🏻✨💕 (💰Y💰)

Look out, prudes. You're not the only ones who can write good.

Miranda Kerr says ex Orlando Bloom is embarrassed about those nude paddle board photos.

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We all remember when nude photos of Orlando Bloom paddle boarding while on vacation in Italy with girlfriend Katy Perry surfaced earlier this month. (Honestly, how could we forget?) According to Bloom's ex, Miranda Kerr, the actor was actually pretty embarrassed about the photos.

In an interview with Los Angeles-based radio station KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O, Kerr was asked about her ex-husband's recent slew of nudes. Her response?

“Oh my God – he texted me and he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, ‘Hmm... right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?’”

Kerr seemed to be disappointed in Bloom's lack of common sense, which is fair. Orlando, if you're reading this, we're not mad about those pics. We're not mad at all.

Demi Lovato went undercover as a Lyft driver in her best disguise since Poot.

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Demi Lovato seems pretty cool, and not just for the summer. The singer/actor/activist added one more gig to her resume, going undercover as a Lyft driver to, well, promote Lyft.

In her best disguise since Poot, Lovato put on aviator sunglasses, hopped in the driver's seat, and talked about her dreams of becoming a singer. Lovato is just an average girl, touring the country with her ex's little brother, reminiscing about the glory days of Camp Rock, and venturing into a little Carpool Karaoke. Fasten your seatbelt.

Can't wait.

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Daniel Radcliffe isn't psyched about the rumored 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' movie.

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Rumor has it (cue Adele song) that Warner Bros. wants to bring the new play, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, to the big screen as soon as 2020. There's only one wrench in the plan: Daniel Radcliffe is like, "Ehhhhhh, I need some 'me' time."

Radcliffe has indicated that he wants to keep some distance between his current acclaimed work and the iconic character that made him famous. An anonymous source close to his talks with WB told the New York Daily News:

"Warners is secretly working on getting the movie rights and a screenplay settled, and of course in their minds only one man should be Harry [Daniel Radcliffe]... However he has made it clear that his mind is certainly not focused on returning to the role anytime soon — and that could be until he hits 40."

Warner Bros. is allegedly so eager to make this magic spell happen, they're willing to drop some major Galleon. (If you don't know what that means, you shouldn't be reading this article... Ugh. Fine. It's money. Wizard money.)

But for Radcliffe, it's not about the money.

"Daniel had that job for over a decade with huge success and critical acclaim, but since then he has really established himself as a very strong actor with films like ‘The Woman in Black’ and his Broadway work... He doesn't need to go back for money or to reboot his career, so he will need some persuading."

Hmmm, what could persuade Radcliffe back to the wizarding world?

Here's why traffic happens (you) and what humanity can do to fix it (stop driving).

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Traffic isn't a feature of cars it's a feature of the dumb apes steering the things. Don't take it personally, we're sure you are a superhuman navigator who breaks and accelerates seamlessly with the cars ahead of and behind you, but for every other human on the planet, the problem is reaction time, distractibility, and overcompensation when braking. Still, the science of how traffic jams occur is fascinating, and may help you stay calm the next time you're sitting on the highway and praying for the self-driving cars discussed at the end of the explainer:


Man goes viral by perfectly explaining why the burkini ban makes no sense.

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A letter to the editor in The Guardian is going viral for suggesting a ban on suits makes much more sense than France's prohibition on burkinis. A London man named Henry Stewart explains, from personal experience, why full-body formal wear traditionally worn by men offends him much more than full-body swim garments traditionally worn by Muslim women.

His tongue-in-cheek letter reads:

No woman in a burqa (or a hijab or a burkini) has ever done me any harm. But I was sacked (without explanation) by a man in a suit. Men in suits missold me pensions and endowments, costing me thousands of pounds. A man in a suit led us on a disastrous and illegal war. Men in suits led the banks and crashed the world economy. Other men in suits then increased the misery to millions through austerity. If we are to start telling people what to wear, maybe we should ban suits.

Does that sound crazy to you? Well, the suit is a very restrictive, conservative garment, symbolic of an entire system of life. It's associated with layoffs, politicians, and soulless bankers. Surely it's too provocative to be allowed in public.

People called out Target for this 'sexist' Batgirl T-shirt and Target is sorry.

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Let's give Target Australia the benefit of the doubt and say that mayyybe they thought they were being progressive (or just promoting cleanliness??) when they decided to sell this tiny Batgirl T-shirt for girls:

WTF.

Customers quickly took to social media to point out that the shirt's message that little girls must clean before they can save the world, is maybe just a wee bit sexist. Especially since the store doesn't sell a T-shirt for boys with any mention of cleaning.

Ninac Ollins from Australia posted this on Target Australia's Facebook page:

Target, can you explain why you are selling something as offensive as this in your stores currently? What message are...

Posted by Ninac Ollins on Tuesday, August 30, 2016

"I'm insulted that you present a future where our daughters need to complete their 'home duties' before they can go out and save the world," she wrote. "We know that working mothers still do more housework than their spouses, we don't need you to perpetuate this inequity."

The post has been shared over 100 times and received hundreds of comments. Some pointed out that the T-shirts in the boys' section deliver a very different message.

What? No laundry?

Target rapidly responded, first by apologizing, and then by removing the shirt from stores. A representative commented:

Hi everyone. After reviewing and reading our customers concerns on the Batgirl tee, we have decided to remove the shirt from our stores. It was never Target’s intention to offend our customers with this item. We appreciate everyone leaving feedback today.

RIP 4-Ever, sexist Batgirl T-shirt. As a woman who hates to clean, I fully endorse the right of all little girls to save the world while being as dirty or messy as they damn well want.

Seasonal

Relax.

Gabby Douglas explains why she missed the VMAs

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Only four of the five members of the US Women's Gymnastics team appeared at the VMAs on Sunday, causing people to wonder where the heck Gabby Douglas could be that was more important than the awards show where Kanye West rambled incoherently on stage for four minutes straight. Well, it turns out that Gabby was forced to miss the VMAs because she was recovering from mouth surgery. Ouch!

According to the Associated Press, Gabby had been in and out of the hospital following her return home from the Rio Olympics. She was being treated for an infection in her mouth and adverse reactions to her medication, and had to miss the VMAs to rest after surgery. Well, it can't be much fun to sing along to Beyoncé when you have a mouth full of stitches, so missing out on the awards ceremony is totally understandable.

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that I'm doing ok! I had a complication from a prior injury that caused a cyst to grow on a bone in my mouth. Got it removed and feeling much better now! Thanks for all your concerns and prayers and HUGE thank you to the doctors that have taken care of me these last four days!#ontheroadtorecovery#butIstillgottagetthesewisdomteethout

She must have especially been bummed when this happened:

QUEEN B 😍👑😭❤️

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And this:

And probably felt like how Kanye looks in this pic:

I love Kanye more than Kanye loves Kanye

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However, Gabby was definitely not forgotten while her teammates met almost every famous person in existence on Sunday.

During the award ceremony, Simone Biles gave Gabby a special shout out. "The fifth member of our team, Gabby Douglas, is having medical issues and unfortunately couldn’t make it tonight. Feel better Gabby!" That must have made Gabby smile, if it didn't hurt too much to do so.

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