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People confessed the things they hate while sober but totally love when they're drunk.

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We are completely different people when we're drunk then we are when we're sober. (It probably has something to do with the alcohol, which is delicious brain poison.) A duality of the self develops, as these Redditors can attest. They weighed in on the stuff that they enjoy while drunk, but can't stand when they're not drunk.

1. User kateamazing brings up an interesting scenario: are there people out there who actually dance while sober?

Dancing. Sober me won't even tap my foot to a beat. Drunk me wants to dance battle everyone and will win at any cost!

2. Sure, but how could you resent owning a laser,OlStickInTheMud?

Online shopping. Drunk me bought a 400 dollar 2w astronomy laser that can burn through shit. Sober me cant pay rent now :/

3. Everybody flirts…sometimes. (User nolooselips does.)

Shamelessly flirting. Gonna get carpal tunnel from all the apology texts I've had to send.

4. Only parts of KindaShyChick resent her drunk behavior.

Stuffing my face with cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.

5. A guy named redditorpaul just can't bear his drunk self.

Drunk me loves gummi Bears. Sober me doesn't like having to pass a jello brick.

6. User chumbucket10 likes "street" hot dogs, which contrary to popular belief are sold from a cart, and not found on the street.

Hot dogs! They are so revolting to me and always make my stomach turn when I see them. But man do I love a good street hot dog after a night at the bar.

7. Cheesy does it, lastrideelhs.

Gas Station nachos. Drunk me LOVES gas station nachos. Sober me is revolted by the sight of them.

8. Drunk caffeineasshole meats sober caffeineasshole.

Drunk me loves double cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Sober me is vegetarian
:(

9. Such is the pull of alcohol's powerful narcotic effect for SeanUR.

Really drunk me loves sleeping anywhere and everywhere. Sober me can only sleep in a nice comfy bed. Not on a picnic table, not on a pub stool, not on the floor beside my bed.

10. SirGanjaSpliffington just likes to feel alive with pleasure.

Smoking a whole pack of Newport 100 in one night.

11. Patzersweich wrestles with a repressed part of their personality.

I like on turn into the skinny version of macho man randy savage with a strangely spot on impersonation of his voice.... Then when I'm sober my throat hurts all day from yelling like him all night.

12. RoosterMcnoodle drunk self is just a huge jerk is all.

Changing passwords for things, like steam or iTunes. It's always a "what would drunk Roostermcnoodle have done" game.

13. User procrastinarian took the midnight train going anywhere, and the midnight train was going to a karaoke bar with a liquor license.

Journey.

14. What, whoAreYouToJudgeME? YEAH.

Lil' John's music.

15. If StiveRini gets drunk, will they listen to cheesy teen pop? It's like…maybe, maybe, maybe…

Justin Bieber

16. Clearly isThatWise has no idea that they're some kind of drunk ninja.

Butterfly knives. Sober me can barely open one with out getting cut. Drunk me can fan, throw and catch, and roll the blade.

17. CNXQDRFS just came here to say "BAZINGA."

Big Bang Theory. I find it hilarious if I'm drunk, sober me just sits there unamused.

13 fabulous celebrities doing normal human being things.

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Celebrities are just like us and we found the proof on their Instagram accounts. Apparently, despite being gorgeous, rich, and famous, celebs sometimes do regular ol' mortal stuff. Who would have thought it! Here are 13 celebrities being relatable AF.

Pretty cool.

1. They order pizza.

After the after party is.. Well.. This. @haimtheband

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Taylor Swift orders pizza with her #squad. Do you think they eat it or just take pics with it like a prop?


2. They go to water parks.

Britney takes her kids to the water park like any Mom. She just has crazy abs while she does it.


3. They go fishing.

Chris Pratt is quite a catch.


4. They geek out when they see celebrities.

Kristen Bell has zero chill when she sees Shakira.


5. They get together with old friends.

JC's 40th... And, if you don't know now you know...

A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) on

Except when Justin Timberlake gets together with old friends, he reignites all our boy band fantasies.


6. They stare at their pets.

Dang, I wish I was that dog.


7. They nap.

When the weekend catches up with you and the sleep hits you HARD... 😜 #laborday

A photo posted by Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) on

Alicia Keys knows nap time is something money can't buy.


8. They post embarrassing throwbacks.

Guess what kids. Style evolves.

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) on

January Jones was not immune to that childhood awkward stage.


9. They eat ice cream.

#nationalicecreamday or #sunday? @sweetrosecreamery #saltedcaramel 🍦🍦

A photo posted by Sarah Michelle (@sarahmgellar) on

Sarah Michelle Gellar eats ice cream, but probably not much.


10. They go to the dentist.

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Only Miley Cyrus' dentist could finally get her to close her mouth.


11. They take blurry selfies with their boyfriends.

Hi Gx

A photo posted by Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) on

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are in love. WE GET IT.


12. They blow their nose.

Los Angeles, CA / Staples Center / Aug 20

A photo posted by @adele on

Something about this Instagram from Adele made me soak my phone in a bucket of Purell.


13. They force someone to take a picture of them taking a bath while wearing diamonds. Oh wait, never mind.

Just got home after a long night at the studio!!!!! New music coming soon yayyyyyy

A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on

No, Mariah is nothing like us.

And that's why we love her.

Birthday

People shared most childish reactions they ever got after rejecting someone.

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If you want to be with your dream guy or gal, you've got to take the risk of asking them out first, and that means probably getting rejected or dumped a few times along the way—and most of us are fine with that. Some people, however, simply can't handle the idea that this one person, out of the billions out there, is not into them. Those people are why first dates take place in well-lighted public places. We asked our readers to share their best stories of poorly-handled rejection, here are 13 of the best. Sorry if we didn't pick yours, please don't key our car.

1. Ruby wrote us a roller-coaster of a story. At first, she (and her friend) were the overreacting parties, but there was poetic justice for everyone involved. Except for Josh, who did nothing wrong.

My best friend "Jamie" introduced me to her boyfriend's roommate "Josh" because she thought we would hit it off. I thought he was really attractive. We went on one date, and I thought it went well, but then he started showing up in Facebook pictures with another girl. He stopped calling me and I was, unreasonably, pissed.

So, Jamie started taking Josh's toothbrush and scrubbing the toilet with it every time she went over to their house to hang out with her boyfriend, as a form of payback for me.

We thought it was hilarious and she would send me pictures of his toothbrush in the toilet with captions like "I just scrubbed the shit that's been crusted under the toilet ring." This went on for a few weeks, until one morning Jamie stayed the night at her boyfriend's and followed him into the bathroom the next morning to brush their teeth together.

In a hilarious twist of irony, her boyfriend then picked up THE toothbrush she had been using in the toilet and started to brush his teeth with it! She asked him, apprehensively, why he was using Josh's toothbrush to which he replied that his was the other one. She just let him continue brushing rather than expose what had been happening. However, it was poetic justice because she had been making out with the guy who was brushing his teeth with the toilet toothbrush.

A few months later, my friend learned that her boyfriend had been cheating on her. It was still gross and totally childish, but it did make her feel better about getting cheated on by him.

2. Hannah wrote us on Facebook with a classic entry in the genre: the guy who doesn't blow up right away, but has a slow, crying burn.

Dated a guy for about 2 months.. after the second date he proceeded to tell me that he loved me and a week later starting talking about marriage. I broke up with the guy and for 3 months after that, and while i was dating someone he'd show up at bars and sit across from me and cry WHILE texting me that I'm a bitch. People are great.

3. Ashley L. wrote us an email with a first for a reader story: she showed the (text) receipts.

Hello! I saw your facebook post looking for childish reaction to rejection stories. Mine was an all online/ text ordeal, and I thankfully never met the guy in person.

I had posted a personal on an alternative (yeah, that kind of alternative) dating website (in a section for curvier girls lol) and received a message from a pretty decent looking/seeming guy. It was all sweet words and flattery. We talked about our likes/dislikes etc and after a bit of back and forth, we ended up trading numbers.

The first text that I received from him was to inform me that he was going to call me....right that second!!! Without even asking me if that was ok or anything...and that he would be calling me from a blocked number from a different phone. I told him that I was a bit uncomfortable with that and that we should probably just continue to text. Without a word, he still called me...six times!!!

I did not pick up. I told him that I was uncomfortable with the situation via text, and decided that that was that...that I'd rather not continue talking to this person. After each rejected call he would send a text telling me to pick up...asking me why i was being so rude and childish...the longer i ignored the texts...the worse they became...from name calling to, well...slutshaming....body shaming...etc...about 15 texts in total.

From almost a complete stranger. I wasnt sure if i wanted to laugh or cry. I took screenshots of the last two texts that he sent me...just in case something happened...haha. Funny thing is....he flipped out over being rejected by a "fat girl"..he tried to tear my self worth apart...and I don't even remember his name.

4. Cristina on Facebook wrote us our only non-romantic rejection story, but it's a great one.

HR lady here. A few years ago I rejected a candidate in his mid 40s who then had his mother call me. She told me I have no right to make her son cry and that I immediately hire him or else she will make sure that I have no luck in life. Ha?!

Didn't do it, and now I know it's her stopping me winning the lottery.

5. Elese wrote us an email with a reminder to always handle your breakups with musicians calmly, lest they Taylor Swift your ass.

I dated a guy for about six months and things just weren't going anywhere. When I decided it was time to end it I met him face to face to tell him I was breaking up with him. When I finished talking he basically just looked at me and said "No." A lot. Repeatedly. It was almost as if he thought, by saying "no", I wouldn't be able to "technically" break up with him.

I knew that we weren't going to get much further with the conversation so I decided to leave. As I was pulling out of his driveway I looked in my rearview mirror and he was just standing in his driveway flipping me off with BOTH hands. I rolled down my window and (through tears of laughter) just said "You're going to regret that." and drove off.

I'm a musician so that image of him standing in the driveway, giving me the double bird, was put to good use and inspired the "break-up song" I wrote.

6. Candice wrote us on Facebook with perhaps the most disgusting, but innovative, entry on the list.

Well I was seeing a guy, nothing serious because I had just split up with my husband. A few weeks into the new found friendship, my husband and I decided to reconcile (for the night lol) and new guy decided to come over and surprise me... He found my exs vehicle at my house and proceeded to vomit in my driveway. Then he went home and fired me off a really nasty email where he told me he vomited in my driveway, you know, just so I'd know it was him I guess? Well the husband and I didn't get back together and the new guy blew his shot at being my fall guy.

He is not ok.

7. Look on the bright side, Andrea...um...you now work with one less alcoholic bartender?

Broke up with a guy I had been dating for 6 weeks and because he had been with the company for a yr and I had only been there 3 months I was offered a transfer because "he couldn't work with me". This was only after I defended myself against the rumors he was spreading for two weeks solid with the real reason we broke up (don't date alcoholic bartenders)

8. Mamie on Facebook wrote us a story that is completely shocking... except for the fact that there are a million guys like this out there and they're why people put "nice guys" in quotes.

I'd just moved back to the States and was going on dates from a match.com kind of service. Had an ok date with a nice enough guy but as he walked me to my car I knew I did not want to see him again. No chemistry, not my type, whatever.

He asks if he can kiss me good night. I said no, that wasn't appropriate. He FLIPPED TF out. Slammed his hand on the roof of my car screaming: "WHY NOT?!? I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. DIDN'T I. DIDN'T I?? I PICKED A NICE RESTAURANT. I DIDN'T TALK TOO MUCH. OR TOO LITTLE. I HELD THE DOOR FOR YOU. I ASKED YOU QUESTIONS. I STOOD UP WHEN YOU WENT AND CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!? I DO EVERYTHING RIGHT."

I was terrified. So I lied and said I was Mormon or something and didn't kiss on first dates, that I really liked him and hoped we could keep getting to know each other. But I had to go, my mom was waiting up for me.

He was all "oh ... Ok. Oh gosh, I thought you were like all those other girls that you didn't like me or something". Psy-freaking-cho.

9. Jess on Facebook also had an online date with a guy who is better off never leaving the virtual world.

After a two-year, long-distance relationship, I decided to try online dating. My first date in a long time was a guy that was in one of my college art classes. We eventually exchanged texts after a few messages online and he seemed sweet, so we went to grab a drink and it went downhill from there.

He kept trying to reach his hands up my dress while we were sitting at the bar, and then apologized. I don't know why I let that one go, but I should have ended it because his humor became much drier and darker, and at one point I was so bored I wanted to go home, clearly it was a bad date.

I made sure *I* paid for the drinks and said I was going to walk back. He offered me a ride but I declined, obviously, which he then replied, "I'M NOT GOING TO RAPE YOU!" as loud as he could.

That was my exit. He followed me on the way out and asked me if I wanted to get ice cream soon but he didn't mean ice cream, and I picked up on it quickly. I declined 6 times before I walked away because he didn't know what NO meant.

I managed to block him everywhere else but my OkCupid account, and within the 10 minutes it took for me to walk home, he sent over 100 messages, no I'm not kidding, about what an ice cold bitch I am and how he expected me to put out since HE asked me out.

The dates after that with a few others were better though, I enjoyed them and made a few friends.

10. Michael's rejection story proves that living well is the best revenge.

I guess it was when I was 24 and this woman hit on me but was not my type.

When I said "thanks, but no thanks" she proceeded to tell everyone she knew that I was gay.

I had a lot of fun going after her friends and proving she was wrong.

11. We agree with Lola's moral here: honesty is great, but it should be tempered with manners.

Not me, but a friend of mine met a guy at a local swimming pool (as you do). They proceeded to swap numbers, text, etc then organized a first date. All was going well when a few drinks in and during dinner, he asks her if she'd "be prepared to let him dress in her underwear" (remember this is first date!)

She laughed, assuming he was joking. Straight-faced, he asked her again. She told him straight up she wasn't sure she'd be into that....he took the rejection badly...told her if she couldn't "fulfill his fantasies, there was no point in continuing"...got up and left the restaurant....leaving her to foot the bill. She had to call a friend (me) to come and collect her!

It's great he was honest, but to just dump her there 'n then...harsh!

12. But how much do you make, Amy?

I was left at a restaurant, with the bill, on a first date once, because I would not tell him how much money I made. True story! And I had to call a cab to get home because he picked me up.

13. Jenny on FB dated a guy who hit every single square on Bad Date Bingo. Didn't match the picture, terrible hygiene, resented paying after insisting they do so, and expecting sex. Unfortunately, there's no prize for winning Bad Date Bingo.

I met a guy on an online dating site a few years ago. We talked and texted and he offered to travel to my area (a four hour trip), stay in a hotel, and take us to a big sporting event that I wanted to attend. I offered to pay my ticket at the time, and he said of course not, he's got a great job.

He had made a big deal about expecting a full body hug when we first said hello, I thought it was a bit odd, but whatever. Upon meeting in person, I see that he has grossly misrepresented himself in his photos, and as the date progresses, is pretty much a dick. It was about a hundred degrees that day, and he got angry that I didn't want him hanging all over me, and proceeded to pout.

His attitude was terrible, but I really wanted to be there, and unfortunately, I had driven us both there. When I dropped him off at his hotel, he invited me in and when I said "no, thank you" started screaming at me about how I was leading him on, and how I "owed" him. He later emailed me a detailed bill for "my half" of his hotel stay, our meal, my ticket, and his gas expenses.

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Women shared the things men would never guess about life as a woman.

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Men generally have no idea what women go through on a daily basis, be it biologically, conforming to ridiculous beauty standards, or just trying to not get hassled by dudes. A few women took to the forums of Reddit to break it down for guys, telling them things they never knew they didn't know about women.

1. User suoicadob informed guys about a heretofore entirely overlooked form of pain. Hooray!

You see, period cramps are debilitating, but they're at least consistent. Just take some Tylenol at that time of the month and most the pain is gone. Boob pains, however, strike at the least expected times. And when they get you, they get you good. I'm an eighteen-year-old girl in perfect health and I've been convinced on multiple occasions that I was going into cardiac arrest, just because my boobs couldn't catch a break.

2. Yeah, Pink_Stethoscope, but men miss out on all the fun of a morally crusading doctor.

Gyno visits. If men need birth control refill they just go to the store and get a box of condoms.

3. InSuTruckyTrailer points out at least one area where men and women are equal.

Women's bathrooms are often absolutely disgusting.

4. Frankly, PorcelainJester, they should cost a lot more, wonder of both engineering and fashion that they are.

A good bra can cost upwards of 80$, and for large-breasted women it could even be upwards of 100$. As a woman with a DDD cup size, I could probably get a PS4 for less money than it would cost me to get 3 decent bras.

5. The truth? Hair it is, from NewlyYorked.

Hair gets everywhere. Everywhere.

6. User kar0196 lets the air out of a major myth.

We can be just as gassy as you, but we have to deal with annoying "gas traps." If a woman is wearing panties and (typically) sitting, the gas can go forward and essentially get stuck in the outer folds of the vagina, making an air pocket. We have to do a little wiggling to get it out. My husband found this fascinating when I told him.

7. Fortunately for datshivers there are so many helpful men out there who will remind her to smile!

People think that just because I'm quiet or don't smile I'm a bitch or angry.

8. User labialabialabia confirms your suspicion that science hates us all.

How confusing and frustrating our bodies can be. I had an ex that would just get so mad that I couldn't orgasm. I wanted to, but it's not like there is some magical button you can push. Also, monthly hormone fluctuations OMG. One day my face is flawless then a week before my period I breakout. My mood gets messed up right before my period and I cry for no reason and eat lots of cereal for two days, then the flood starts and mood is fine. It's as confusing and shitty for me as it is for you I promise!

9. User reddituser84 likes to rock that natural, low-maintenance look, when she's got the huge amounts of time and money necessary to do it right.

That a natural look doesn't mean that it's low-maintenance. Men always say they like a woman who doesn't wear make-up, but chances are, she does. And she moisturizes, waxes, and maybe even dyes her hair.

Furthermore, all of that costs money, and not just once, but on a rolling basis. Men might not like paying for dinner, but women also don't like dropping $50 every month keeping those bangs and eyebrows in check.

10. This comment from stashthesocks explains how the slang term "jugs" came about, because those are very unpleasant to carry around.

How heavy boobs are and how much back ache you get carting them about with you

11. RachelSid points out how systemic sexism is, even in freakin' body wash.

How much female products cost as compared to the male version of same product (razors, shampoo, body wash, etc)

12. They definitely don't tell guys in seventh grade the health class the stuff purplehailstorm is talking about.

All the shit that comes out of our vagina. Like, what the fuck is this shit? Regular discharge. Then it changes during ovulation and it looks like fucking egg whites.

Then you get blood. Looks like a goddamn murder scene.

And sometimes for shits and giggles you get random ass orange stuff! Or, if life is great, you'll get an infection and it'll come out in clumps. Who knows what fucking color it will be like then.

Oh my god. Vagina's are awful. Sometimes I really struggle with understanding how they're attractive.

13. You know what? User missydissy24 is absolutely right.

Our pants rarely have pockets! I seriously think it's a conspiracy to sell more purses.

14. Annja points out that a job is a job (and that most of them are terrible, regardless of gender).

As a train engineer, all the comments about that if you do a "man's job", you're a tough girl with balls. No I'm not. I'm just a normal girl. Anyone can do this job. Stop with all the comments and questions about why I chose this job.

15. Gummi-Tank reminds us of the great equalizers of pixelated bloodshed and alcohol.

That we are not that different. We like games, beer, and not shaving as much as you.

16. Fun fact: This fun fact from NotMyNameActually will and should get us all angry for the rest of the day.

Being fat, as a dude, means you're desexualized. By societal standards, you won't be as attractive.

Being fat, as a woman, means you're dehumanized. By societal standards, you won't be as attractive, which means your only value is gone, and you're considered worthless.

A fat man can still be considered a great guy, funny, a hard worker, even strong and powerful if he's fat like a linebacker. Even sexy, to some people, in a "bear" type of way.

A fat woman? Pathetic, disgusting land-whale, how dare she go out in public, she should just go ahead and kill herself already.


The most passionate trolls on the internet are commenting on cooking videos.

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Feeling overwhelmed by all the negativity on the internet? You may think the answer is to avoid political websites and stick to something safe, like food tutorials. Well, you're wrong—as wrong as stuffing a chicken breast with ham. Nowhere are people more vicious, sanctimonious, and obnoxious than in the comment sections of cooking videos, especially those made by Tasty.

Exhibit A.

First up, an innocent video from Tasty (which by the way has 70 million fans on Facebook—BuzzFeed itself only has 8 million) explaining how to make Apricot Dumplings. Sure, no one's ever going to make them, but it's fun to watch!

Apricot Dumplings FULL RECIPE: http://bzfd.it/2cJgYPc

Posted by Tasty on Sunday, September 11, 2016

Looks pretty yummy, right? Tanita, what do you think?

Sure, shivering in disgust seems like a reasonable response.

Okay, so some people don't like the recipe. They're entitled to their opinion, surely.

And we have our first "go f*ck yourself"! Thanks, Keith!

Now here comes the lady who woke up this morning determined to use the word "butthurt" early and often.

From dumplings to denying the existence of Jesus in under a day.

Exhibit B

Ready for more hot, juicy comment section action? Check out this recipe for Jalapeño Popper Dip-Stuffed Chicken.

Yeah, top commenter's gonna go ahead and call this recipe "f*cked up."

Yeah we know, Ryan.
It's literally stuffed with jalapeños and cheese, but Shivendu wants more flavor.
Someone please teach RayJohn how to "unfollow" a page.

Exhibit C

When it comes to this recipe for Ham, Cheese, and Spinach-Stuffed Chicken (they like stuffing chicken a LOT), some Tasty fans just want to watch the world burn.

Is anyone actually here for the recipes?

Not to mention the vegetarian trolls.

Wait, so is that a compliment?

Exhibit whatever

Okay, maybe cooking videos are too divisive. How about a silly, fun BuzzFeed list about picky eaters?

Nope. Everyone hates that, too.

"The only thing worse than picky eaters is how much cream cheese those m-effers at Tasty use."

Exhibit Dessert

Okay, how about dessert? Everyone can agree on dessert, right? Recently, Tasty tried to convince people that making brownies "better-for-you" involved putting avocado in them.

But fans were not fooled.

Kyle wrote a short play to express his dissatisfaction.

Jordan cut to the chase.

So there you have it: no corner of the internet is safe from the rage seething in the breast of man. Which is, of course, stuffed with cream cheese.

The Roots may have trolled Trump on 'Fallon' with their choice of entrance music.

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Jimmy Fallon's house band The Roots may have been sending Republican nominee Donald Trump a message with the song they chose for his entrance on The Tonight Show on Thursday.

According to GQ, it is probably not a coincidence that The Roots played Erykah Badu's "20 Feet Tall" as the reality star turned "politician" took the stage. This is the snippet they picked to perform as Trump walked out:

Then you, you built a wall
A 20 foot wall, so I couldn't see
But if I get off my knees—

The line following is, "I might recall I'm 20 feet tall," but the band stopped playing right before it.

It is also worth noting is that The Roots were not shown at all for the entire duration of Trump's segment, even though the camera usually cuts to the legendary neo soul band when they're cutting to commercial as well as throughout interviews for reaction shots.

Is this The Roots telling us that we can trump Trump if we stand up to him? Sure sounds like it. At least they had the balls to stand up to Trump.

The 13 best dressed celebrities at the Emmys.

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For the 2016 Emmy Awards, it wasn't about who won and who lost—it was about who looked the best on the red carpet. The following celebs are so beautiful they could rock a paper bag, but we are so glad they didn't. Here are 13 celebrities who are the who's who of who are you wearing.

1. Claire Danes

Her dress was so pretty, we almost didn't notice her spray tan.

2. Kate McKinnon

Lady in red.

Niiiiice

3. Sarah Paulson

This dress is amazing, and she brought Marcia Clark as her plus one. Double win!

4. Emilia Clarke

This is how to look sexy without getting naked.

5. Kerry Washington

Stylin' for two.

6. Priyanka Chopra

Extra points for extra flow.

We get it, you're hot.

7. Kristen Bell

The Kristen Bell of the ball.

8. Michelle Dockery

Would you expect any less from Lady Mary?

9. Laverne Cox

All that glitters is good.

10. Tina Fey

Green with envy over this dress.

Fashions so good, they're giving me hot flashes.

12. Taraji P. Henson

Shining like the sun.

13. Beyoncé

She didn't show up, but you know she looked fierce. 🍋🐝

Big fan.

The 10 worst dressed celebrities at the Emmys.

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Is there anything more fun than tearing down gorgeous, expensively dressed celebrities from the comfort of your own stained sweatpants with a hole in the crotch? Definitely not. Here are the 10 of the worst dressed celebrities at the 2016 Emmy awards. Don't worry, they're all still beautiful.

But if Joan Rivers were here, she would destroy them. 🙏😇

1. Sarah Hyland

IDK about this outfit, but those leggings look comfy AF.

2. Mandy Moore

Like if the Beast never let Belle escape.
Ummmm

3. Amy Poehler

Looks like she raided the wardrobe closet from The Golden Girls.

As if.

4. Anna Chlumsky

Fire your stylist, yesterday.

5. Kathryn Hahn

Making dresses out of drapes only works if you're Scarlett O'Hara.

Gag me with a spoon.

6. Ariel Winter

This is a great outfit, for figure skating.

7. Alia Shawkat

Maybe "Maeby" should've worn something else.
Maybe next time.

8. Emily Robinson

She looks like a wedding cake topper.

9. Heidi Klum

Can't decide what dress to wear? Just wear half of two different ones.

Yikes.

10. Louie Anderson

He couldn't find a bowtie, so he stole his grandma's broach.

Jimmy Kimmel hitchhikes through TV's biggest shows in Emmys opening.

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On TV's biggest night, Jimmy Kimmel had his work cut out for him the moment he stepped onstage. Luckily, the veteran funnyman pulled it off in style. To open, Kimmel opted for the classic "montage of nominated shows" segment, featuring cameos from beloved TV-level celebrities like James Corden, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Jeb Bush.

Then he dove right into a monologue that was perfectly scathing and very funny.

It was a solid opening to a long night of giving out statues.

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The 2016 Emmys, as told by GIFs.

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Tonight is the 2016 Emmys, which might as well be called the People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story Awards. From host Jimmy Kimmel's gags during the show to the crying starlets, here are all the highlights in GIFs:

via GIPHY

First, we started the evening on the red carpet with an Amy Schumer/John Travolta/Kelly Preston threesome.

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We're not really sure what Amy was doing here, but it looks like she's having a good time.

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Brian Cranston shared his backup plan if this whole acting thing doesn't work out.

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Sarah Paulson, who played Marcia Clarke in The People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story, brought the real Marcia Clarke as her date.

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Kate McKinnon was an adorable, blubbering mess while accepting her Emmy for her work on Saturday Night Live…

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…and it was touching as hell.

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Alan Yang and Aziz Ansari nabbed an Emmy for Master of None and had a message for Asian parents to encourage Hollywood to diversify.

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Jill Soloway was inspiring as hell while winning her Emmy for Transparent.

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Then Jimmy Kimmel's mom made everyone in the audience some PBJs…

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…which were served, natch, by the kids from Stranger Things.

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It's not an awards show without Tina and Amy!

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Patton Oswalt thanked his daughter, who is waiting at home, and his late wife, who is waiting somewhere else.

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Lavene Cox spoke the truth.

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Last but not least, Rami Malek couldn't believe it. (But everyone who has seen Mr. Robot could.)

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These are the 29 best Twitter reactions to the 2016 Emmy Awards.

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Jeb! Bush kicked things off, the Stranger Things kids were cute, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus made us cry. Hot takes on awards for The People vs. O.J. Simpson, Game Of Thrones and Veep, Beyoncé losing to Grease Live, and more! Here are the 29 funniest reactions to the 2016 Emmy Awards:

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Kate McKinnon's tear-filled Emmys acceptance speech was exactly as adorable as she always is.

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Magical, magical person Kate McKinnon took home her first Emmy on Sunday, for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. McKinnon is best known as the person who has made Saturday Night Live funny for the last four years and for her breakout role as Jillian Holtzmann in Ghostbusters.

Aw, look. Lorne Michaels almost smiled!

This was McKinnon's fourth Emmy nomination and first win. In her speech, she thanked her family, Ellen DeGeneres, and Hillary Clinton (who she often plays on SNL).

She even got a shout out from the presidential nominee, who congratulated her via Twitter.

Tina Fey reacted exactly the same way you did to the Bill Cosby joke last night.

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Comedian Jimmy Kimmel is getting pretty good reviews for hosting the Emmys Sunday Night, but one joke in particular raised some eyebrows. At one point, the announcer declared, "Ladies and gentlemen, four-time Emmy Award winner Dr. Bill Cosby."

Tina Fey's open-mouthed, that-has-to-be-a-joke look captures how most of the audience reacted to hearing a man accused of drugging and raping dozens of women would be allowed to present an award.

And indeed, it was a joke, if not one that people liked very much (maybe it didn't seem farfetched enough that Cosby would be honored—after all, he was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2009). After a moment, Kimmel walked on and clarified Cosby wasn't really coming.

At the 2015 Golden Globes, Tina and Amy Poehler used part of their opening monologue to skewer Cosby a lot more directly.

Note: Tina again plays with her right earring (starting at 0:48)! Must be that ol' jokes-about-Bill-Cosby twitch.

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