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Chrissy Teigen admits she's still self-conscious about her post-baby body. And she's a supermodel.

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Swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen seems like the most preternaturally (and charmingly) self-confident person in the entire world, so it's somewhat shocking that even she feels self-conscious about her stomach post-pregnancy, to the point where she won't let herself be photographed in a regular bikini right now. And that's basically her job, so you know her feeling is legit.

hi my lulu!

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"Every shoot I have right now, I request like all one-pieces please or anything high-waisted," Teigen told People magazine. "I’m still definitely not comfortable. I think I’m fine in clothes. But am I comfortable naked or in a bikini? Not exactly yet."

Anyway, here's another thing you and Chrissy Teigen have in common.


Hilariously literal kid follows mom's instructions for eating grapes to the letter.

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This picture of a half-eaten bunch of grapes captures the hilariously literal way kids think. WARNING: view at your own risk—I don't want to have kids, but once I saw this I was like OMG where do I get one??

According to the original post on Reddit, this little girl's mother gave her some grapes as a snack, but she wasn't that hungry so she told her mom it was too many. So her mom told her to "just eat half of em." And she took that advice extremely literally.

People in the comments section seem split between whether this kid is the coolest ever, or a manipulative little prankster. She's probably both.

"My condolences, you have one of those smart-asses," wrote one commenter. While another said: "Congrats your kid is going to grow up to be awesome." And TWO people commented that the kid will "make a great dad someday" (a dad joke within a dad joke, boom!).

My take is that this little kid is, literally, a genius. Mostly because if you eat too many grapes, bad things happen, and even most adults don't have a handle on that fact. THEY JUST TASTE SO GOOD.

Guy uses drone to pick up Starbucks order because 2016 is full of surprises.

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We've all been there, standing on line at Starbucks, wishing things would move a little faster. Wouldn't it be great if you could eliminate all human interaction to place your order? Well, YouTuber Austin Coon figured out how: use a drone to pick up your Starbucks order.

Yes, Coon, who calls this a "Drone-Thru" order, attached a coffee sleeve to his drone and sent it off towards his local Starbucks, where he had placed a mobile order.

He called the store to make sure they would indeed deliver the coffee drink to his drone—after he had released the drone, which makes us wonder, if they had said no, would he have just flown the drone to the front window, letting it stare down the poor barista with its robot eyes? Fortunately they said yes, setting up the best part of the video: the confused barista.

The coffee drink then took it's short flight back to Coon.

Finally, Coon got his drink, or what was left of it.

Good job at being peak technologically lazy Coon.

In a cruel twist, science says your Fitbit may actually keep you from losing weight.

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Wearable fitness trackers that monitor your heart rate levels, like Fitbits, might not actually help you lose weight, a new study has found. Everyone panic!!!!!!!(Emotional distress will actually raise your heartbeat, so you're welcome.)

The study involved two groups of overweight or obese young adults who were trying to lose weight through diet and exercise. One group wore fitness trackers and the other did not. Both groups exercised the same amount, but after two years, the people with fitness trackers lost less weight.

It seems crazy. But researchers believe that your tracker may convince you into thinking you got more exercise than you actually did. "These technologies are focused on physical activity, like taking steps and getting your heart rate up," explains the study's lead author John Jakicic, a researcher of health and physical activity at the University of Pittsburgh. "People would say, 'Oh, I exercised a lot today, now I can eat more.' And they might eat more than they otherwise would have."

It's also possible that people with trackers see that they didn't meet their fitness goals and get discouraged, so they hit the potato chips harder. Because everyone knows the the only cure for discouragement is binge eating.

I once wore a Fitbit once every day for a week and did not lose a single pound. So now I know—it's not my fault, it's yours, Fitbit. And to think I considered you a friend.

A guy made pumpkin spice pizza and now this crap has officially gone too far.

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First came the questionable but intriguing pumpkin spice Pringles. Then came the downright revolting pumpkin spice sausage. Now there is a new PSL-inspired food that is so offensive that is downright sacrilegious.

Pumpkin. Spice. Pizza.

Anthony Rotio, the inventor of the Pizza Shelf, is the man behind the unconventional pumpkin pie. He made it by combining pumpkin, nutmeg, cinnamon, clove, honey, fior di latte (mozzarella cheese made from cow's milk), ricotta and sage.

Rotio even admitted to Cosmopolitanthat he is not a big PSL fan himself, but made the pizza for his Autumn-obsessed wife, making guys everywhere look bad by comparison.

But is it a dinner? Is it a dessert? Who knows. But it does sound pretty intriguing and dare I say it–delicious.

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'Mooning' is the new texting term you should learn because somebody's probably doing it to you.

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As time goes on, it's clear texting isn't a way to communicate, but rather a modern way to ignore people more efficiently—especially with "mooning." You probably know about "ghosting," suddenly cutting off all contact to avoid a breakup conversation (or any conversation ever again). But what about people you just want to talk to less? "Mooning" is the rude but totally logical practice of silencing someone because they're annoying and/or unimportant. It could have already happened to you, and you'd have no idea.

"Oh man, Kale keeps sending me TOO MANY PUPPY PICS! I can't take it! Consider yourself MOONED!"

Put simply, a mooner is muting you. (Older iPhones had a little moon symbol that came on when you muted someone, hence the term.) You can still text them, but it won't show them a notification, or make a noise, or light up. Basically, you've been relegated to a human spam folder, but unlike when you're blocked, it won't tell you.

The Android version is much less subtle than the iOS one.

As EJ Dickson explores in GQ, there are myriad reasons to moon your friends, family, coworkers, exes, or significant others you've been fighting with. One guy even got mooned by his mom.

Alexis, 23, a chronic mooner, told me, “To me, mooning is a way of maintaining my sanity and not having to be notified that a pest is trying to creep up into my life again.” Mooning, she said, “makes it easy for me to draw a boundary without causing controversy.”

But as the article also covers (though it should be self-apparent), finding out you've been mooned is heartbreaking. First you may notice your texts are never marked "read," and then you may be given a series of excuses about how that person was just exhausted or busy. Eventually, you realize you're just a "pest." Sure, that person didn't do direct harm to you, but feelings were hurt, and you'll probably never really trust them again.

So, before you decide to simply moon everyone who wants your attention, remember the risks. As Shakespeare wrote, "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we disable notifications on messages we receive."

Kristen Bell used to have a mullet, and it was freaking adorable.

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Wednesday night on The Late Late Show, Kristen Bell revealed that when she was a kid, she fit right into the all-boys baseball team on which she played, because her mother gave her a "real disastrous" haircut. And then Corden whipped out a picture of said haircut, and you know what? It's freaking adorable.

Let's all stop mullet-shaming, okay? Let's quit the hairstyle-shaming altogether. Sure, we all had regrettable haircuts at some point in our lives, unless we never did anything at all different with our hairstyles because we were too boring, unimaginative, and worried about looking like everyone else to experiment. You can't achieve hair greatness without being brave enough to try something new, or without having a mom who cuts your hair in the kitchen with a bowl on your head.

Did Bell really look so bad then? No, she did not. She looked wonderful. As do many women in mullets, no matter the decade, their age, or whether they wanted the hairstyle in the first place or not. You know who else had a mullet? (No, not Hitler.) RIHANNA. So get over it.

City nights in #RIHverIsland #NYC

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Hey, if you have a Yahoo account, you just got hacked.

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Yahoo has just announced that 500 million user accounts have been compromised, probably by a "state sponsored actor." Even including emails people set up in 1998 and forgot about, that's a lot of accounts. If you have a Yahoo account, this means (probably) Russia or China has your information.

Live from Moscow

According to Yahoo’s Chief Information Security Officer Bob Lord, the specific information that some government has on you now "may have included names, email addresses, telephone numbers, dates of birth, hashed passwords (the vast majority with bcrypt) and, in some cases, encrypted or unencrypted security questions and answers." The good news, we suppose, is that they don't have your credit card information. Just all the information they need to open credit cards in your name.

Yahoo's public statement, basically.

But at least you can quickly change your password and protect your accounts, right? Um… this breach apparently happened in 2014. The hackers apparently got what they wanted and got bored, because according to Lord, they're no longer inside its system. Despite the 2-year delay in alerting the public, Yahoo would still like all customers to change their passwords, pronto.

The hackers were believed to be government sponsored, and also probably wearing really cool sunglasses.

The company is working with law enforcement to determine just how badly they're screwed.

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Even the Dalai Lama can do a Donald Trump impression.

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His Holiness the Dalai Lama demonstrated his official, enlightened view on His Creepiness the Donald Trump when prompted by Piers Morgan on a British morning show. Yes, the blessed Tibetan monk who preaches universal compassion justifiably mocked the Republican candidate, further proving how Trump is destroying the very fabric of our reality.

Oh, and it's not a bad impression. Darrell Hammond's got competition.

The Dalai Lama's commitment to non-violence and pathways to peace might get in the way of pulling off a truly accurate Trump, though.

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Here's everything that's coming to Netflix in October (just in time for cuffing season).

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The best month of the year—Octoberis nearly here, and with it, new movies and series are coming to Netflix. Some of them quite appropriately timed, too, like the arrival of the Netflix/BBC horror anthology Black Mirror just in time for Halloween. Here's what you have to look forward to this month:

October 1

  • A Cinderella Story (2004)​
  • Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
  • Blue Streak (1999)
  • Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
  • Dazed and Confused (1993)
  • Dr. Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008)
  • Fairy Tale: A True Story (1997)
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
  • Gentleman's Agreement (1947)
  • Ghost Town (2008)
  • Grizzly Man (2005)
  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
  • Millennium (1989)
  • Murder Maps: Season 2 (2015)
  • My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Legend of Everfree (2016)
  • Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
  • Oriented (2015)
  • Patton (1970)
  • Picture This! (2008)
  • Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997)
  • The Queen of the Damned (2002)
  • Quiz Show (1994)
  • Robotech (1985)
  • RV (2006)
  • Saving Mr. Wu (2015)
  • Snake Eyes (1998)
  • Snow Day (2000)
  • Sphere (1998)
  • Three Kings (1999)
  • Titanic (1997)
  • Unforgiven (1992)
  • The Uninvited (2009)
  • Unsealed: Alien Files: Season 4
  • Without a Paddle (2004)

October 3

  • Dheepan (2015)

October 4

  • American Horror Story: Hotel (Season 5)
  • Chevalier (2015)
  • Dartmoor Killing (2015)
  • The Flash: Season 2
  • The Grinder: Season 1

October 5

  • Arrow: Season 4

October 6

  • iZombie: Season 2

October 7

  • 13TH (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Dinotrux: Season 3 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • The Ranch: Season 1 Part 2 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Russell Peters: Almost Famous ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • The Siege of Jadotville (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Supernatural: Season 11

October 8

  • The Originals: Season 3
  • Vampire Diaries: Season 7

October 10

  • Kuromukuro: Season 2 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Love Between the Covers (2015)

October 12

  • Justin Timberlake + The Tennessee Kids (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL

October 13

  • DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Season 1
  • Mascots (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL

October 14

  • Haters Back Off!: Season 1 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Project MC2: Season 3 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Sky Ladder: The Art of Cai Guo­Qiang (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL

October 15

  • Being George Clooney (2016)
  • Chapo: el escape del siglo (2016)
  • Glitch: Season 1 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Power Rangers Dino Super Charge: Season 1: Part 1

October 16

  • Dark Matter: Season 2

October 21

  • Black Mirror: Season 3 (Part 1) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Containment: Season 1
  • Joe Rogan: Triggered­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show: Season 3 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Word Party: Season 2 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL

October 24

  • Doctor Foster: Season 1

October 25

  • Big Eyes (2014)

October 26

  • Jesus Camp (2006)
  • Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

October 28

  • 7 años (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Into the Inferno (2016) ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Skylanders Academy: Season 1 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park: Europe­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL

October 29

  • The Fall: Season 3 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Chewing Gum: Season 1 ­ NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Alas, as with every month, stuff will be leaving Netflix, too:

October 1

  • 10.0 Earthquake (2014)
  • Back to the Future (1985)
  • Back to the Future Part II (1989)
  • Back to the Future Part III (1990)
  • Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
  • Congo (1995)
  • Deep Impact (1998)
  • Erin Brockovich (2000)
  • The Exorcist (1973)
  • Heroes: Season 1­-4 (2006)
  • Honey (2003)
  • Honey 2 (2011)
  • Insomnia (2002)
  • Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
  • Mr. Deeds (2002)
  • My Girl (1991)
  • Nick of Time (1995)
  • The Phantom (1996)
  • Psych: Seasons 1-­8 (2006)
  • The Running Man (1987)
  • Saturday Night Live: The 2010s: Season 38 (2012)
  • Timeline (2003)
  • Uncommon Valor (1983)
  • The Warriors (1979)

October 2

  • The Big Green (1995)

October 15

  • Ivan the Terrible (2013)

October 20

  • Marvel’s Avengers Assemble: Season 2 (2015)

October 21

  • The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)

October 24

  • Redemption (2013)

October 27

  • The Many Adventure of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

October 31

  • Truman Show (1998)

Disabled woman takes to Facebook to righteously shame dudes who stole her reserved seats.

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Public transportation is never fun. Now imagine using public transportation as a disabled person suffering from chronic pain. That's the situation Cat Lee found herself in when she encountered two men sitting in seats she had reserved for her train ride home.

Lee wrote in a Facebook post that has since been deleted.
The two men in question.

Cat Lee took to Facebook to publicly shame the two men for allegedly taking her and her friend's reserved seats. She said in her post...

Charming fellows took reserved seats from Rach & I. As a disabled passenger, I stated why I needed my reserve seat. They didn't budge. I'm sure their wives and mothers would be proud of them.

One of the men in the photo saw the post and contacted the Daily Mail to say that the train conductor had announced they were no longer taking reserved seats, and that passengers could sit anywhere. Virgin East Coast, the train line Lee was on, hasn't responded directly to Lee's claims.

Gordon Lee, Lee's husband, told the Daily Mail...

The train was late arriving at Kings Cross and the Virgin staff did not have time to place the reserved labels on the backs of the seats for the outward journey. When Cat got to her reserved seats with her carer – she always travels with her carer – they found these two gentlemen sat in them. Cat told them the seats were reserved and showed them her ticket, but they refused to move, even though she told them she was disabled and found it painful to stand.

Meanwhile, Kath Sansom, Lee's friend, said...

Cat told them they were in her reserved seats and the men totally ignored her and kept staring at their phones. The aisles were rammed packed so they were unable to push past everybody to try to find a guard. She was in pain and needed her friend there for support. Cat feels angry that people think they can do as they please with no consideration for others. The seats are reserved. End of. I just hope it sends a message to others not to do this to people.

Wait, it gets better. The father of one of the men, all of whom wanted to remain anonymous (because of that public shaming thing), said...

I know my son and I know that he would give up his seat for the elderly, or anyone that needed it. He told me she was sitting all the way and that reservations were cancelled on the train.

Even though this is totally a case of she said, he said, the moral of the story is: give up your seat to people with special-needs and the elderly. You'll get so many karma points.

Man's anonymous essay about his micropenis reveals a double standard of body shaming for men and women.

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We all have something we don't like about our bodies, it's only natural. For women, society clearly is projecting a type that women are "supposed" to live up to. Men do, too, with the big difference that male body-shaming is, in some ways, still basically accepted because men have it pretty good otherwise. This anonymous man's Cosmopolitan essay about his micropenis reveals an ugly side of body-shaming that rarely gets covered. "My micropenis is approximately 1 inch long when flaccid and 2.7 inches long when fully erect," he begins, "It is also very thin."

He writes...

I am deeply ashamed of my micropenis, and that is largely because of things I hear women say about it... the number of times I have heard women making fun of men for the size of their manhood is staggering.

He goes on to write about his one humiliating sexual encounter...

Even when I was inside her, she kept asking me, "Is it in?" Every time she asked me that, I wanted to die.

The media doesn't help matters, he says. For example, naked dating shows where contestants choose mates strictly on their nude bodies. Let's also not forget the recent sculpture of Donald Trump, which popped up across the country and featured a micropenis.

He goes on to rhetorically ask...

I would like to ask people to think about this: If you are attracted to somebody enough to ask them to bed, and if the guy is kind to you, is it fair to write him off based on size alone?

Bingo! Sure, aesthetics are important to sex, but are they everything? If every other box is checked for a potential partner, should a part of their body they have little control over be the one thing that prevents that union from growing? Of course not.

He ends his moving essay with a poignant point...

If I’m attracted to a woman, then what she has in her pants doesn’t matter to me; I care more about what she has in her heart. My deep shame about my body makes me feel like everyone else's opinion must be right, that there is something wrong with my size. I just wish people could look past it, so I could too.

Read his full essay on Cosmopolitan.com.

What if we, as a society, forgot about the ridiculous standards for traditional beauty that are set for both men and women for like just a second? Put all that sh*t aside and actually looked at the person, realized there are other ways to be sexual, and finally figured out that the size of someone's anatomy (or anything else for that matter) doesn't determine a person's worth. We'd be a hell of a lot happier, don't you think?

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17 food experts share their tips for becoming a better home cook.

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So many of us are bad cooks, which is why we lovingly rely on restaurants and pre-made snacks. But you can make amazing, restaurant-quality food for yourself... if only you had a few lessons.

Lucky for you, you don't even have to leave your screen. Here's a bunch of great advice from chefs, restaurant workers, home cooks, and bakers who weighed in on Reddit with their most vital, easy-to-remember tips to instantly improve your culinary skills.

1. Come on, jerseycowboy, who has the time?

If you're using a recipe, read it all the way through carefully a few times before you start cooking. Missing a line like "let sit overnight" is the difference between eating tonight and ordering a pizza.

2. According to RoastyToastyPrincess and every movie tagline ever, you've got to know the rules… before you can break them.

don't start tweaking the recipe on your own until you've made it the way the recipe says at least once.

3. Kuosen said it's okay to drop acid(ic ingredients).

If your dish is well seasoned (salt and pepper) but seems like it is missing something, try incorporating an acidic element to brighten it up! It could be Lemon/lime juice, balsamic vinegar, Worcester sauce...anything that will add a bit of an acidic note to your dish.

4. TerrifiedMoose would like to remind you that water transmits heat faster than a smoldering hunk.

ALWAYS pick up hot pans or trays with DRY mitts or towels. Any little amount of moisture will transfer the heat throughout the mitts ot towels reaaalllllllllllyyyyyyy quickly.

5. Baker aussiebutters has a trick that's great for burns but terrible for sandwiches.

Not a chef but a baker .... best thing you can buy is aloe vera lotion and keep it in the fridge, for when you inevitably burn yourself.

6. SpaceCowboy58 says there are things you can do with rice besides just heal a wet smartphone.

Properly cooked rice is miles above minute rice in terms of texture. Either learn how to cook it in a saucepan, or buy a rice cooker. The latter is more convenient, especially when you have to think about cooking the rest of your meal.

7. This one from chefranden is the easiest to follow advice of all time.

Real Cream and Real Butter

8. Here's a good one from doitpow, a real flour child.

Measurements are largely ballpark/subjective. Except flour. Flour to other ingredient ratio is the difference between a pancake and an actual cake.

9. This tip from RedRedRoad is a big time and stress-saver, and it also makes your kitchen look like a cooking show, which is super fun.

I'm not sure if home cooks do this or not, but the best lesson a chef can learn is utilizing 'mise en place'. French for 'everything in it's place'.

Meaning: before you cook anything, prep all the ingredients, have them neatly organized and measured/weighed out in separate containers. Follow with a thorough clean of the kitchen.

This way, when you start to cook, it's only a matter of throwing in the ingredients at the right time. This can be applied to both cooking and baking.

If anyone wonders how restaurants turn out meals so fast, this is why. All the prep is done before a meal is prepared, which saves tons of time.

By doing this, you avoid risks of overlooking things due to having to chop or prep ingredients on the fly.

10. Just like the parents of teenagers are always saying, McFeely_Smackup encourages you to give the meat a rest.

Almost guaranteed that you're overcooking your meat.

meat will continue to "cook" after you take it off the heat, typically rising about another 5 degrees in the center. If you want medium rare, and you take the meat off at medium rare, you will eat a "medium" steak.

11. This guy tells you all the oils you should use and when.

You fry in Peanut oil, you use Canola on your flattop, you use Olive in your salad dressings and everything you put in a pan you chuck butter in with it. Those are the rules.

12. Remember MSG? The food additive that supposedly poisons you but is also delicious? According to tyrrannothesaurusrex, only the latter part of that is true.

Add MSG to your savory food. Seriously it is a magic ingredient and should be considered almost as valuable as table salt. The '90s anti MSG fad has been debunked. It's a natural amino acid which is found in everything from cheese, to meat, to soy sauce, to chicken stock. It will make your food taste amazing, so do yourself a favor.

13. This tip from EMG_GUY is dull.

A sharp knife is a safe knife

14. Be like re_Claire. Think of the cheese. Save the cheese. Save the precious cheese.

When adding cheese to a white sauce, let the sauce rest for a bit before adding cheese. If you add the cheese in whilst it's too hot, the cheese will go grainy. You can always slowly. Ring the temperature up once the cheese is melted in but it's hard to rescue grainy cheese sauce.

15. It's not even Halloween and Haelx thinks it's cool to put spooky bones into your food.

Also, always salt your water at the very least when cooking rice or pasta, and if you want more flavor, use stock. Or better, make your own stock. My best risotto has been made with homemade chicken stock, you put the bones in water with whole onions, herbs, spices, everything you want, and then use it on your risotto rice. So much better.

16. DrStephenFalken has "dr" in their user name, so they're obviously smart, and even though they don't have to save money because they're a doctor they totally do.

Plan your food out to save money and time. Even if it's for two or three days.

For example, say you're making chili dogs on Monday, You'll have left over onion but that's okay because tomorrow you know you're going to make chicken soup and can use the onion for that. On Tuesday, Go ahead and throw your chicken for chicken soft tacos that you're having on Wednesday into the water. You'll flavor your soup even more and then you can pull your "Wednesday" chicken out of the water, pull it off the bone and then marinate it overnight in your favorite seasonings. Now take your chicken soup chicken and throw that into the water and finish up your soup.

On Wednesday, you have your chicken already to go, so you have an easy meal to make. Now you have left over chicken and rice. Make a cheesy chicken casserole Thursday.

Little things like that will save you hours each week and possibly thousands of dollars over the course of a year. Also by planning your food out there's little waste so you'll be helping the world as well.

17. FoodmongerBrettmeant to do that.

Been a Chef for most of my life, and the most valuable thing in a kitchen is having a back up plan in case you screw up. I make many mistakes, but I turn those mistakes into something delicious, and nobody knows I fucked up.

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