After being robbed at gunpoint in Paris October 3rd, Kim Kardashian West has made it back to NYC and been reunited with husband Kanye. Despite making it all the way across the Atlantic away from the assailants, the Wests were escorted from the airport by a security detail that would make the president blush.

That's a 15-car motorcade. We know she went though a terrifying ordeal, but 15 cars in a congested city… Excessive much?

According to TMZ, Kardashian West was also accompanied by NYPD as she and Kanye traveled from Teeterboro airport to their city pad downtown. An insider source toldUs Weeklythat, unsurprisingly, trip was a little slow.

"The motorcade was very hard to navigate through Manhattan streets," said the insider. "Traffic was being held up everywhere."

Turns out this was the thieves that kept on stealing. The robbers didn't just steal millions of dollars in jewels and hold up a reality star and mother of two, their actions also stole the sanity of NYC commuters.

Like ADHD and gluten allergies, many people claim to be socially awkward, but only a proud few are truly hopeless goobers. The handicap never presents itself more strongly than when it comes to romance. Writer Mikey Heller's cartoons capture that experience perfectly, sometimes in as little as three frames.

26-year-old Heller is a writer for Cartoon Network’sWe Bare Bears, but in his off time, he puts out perfect little cartoons about life as an awkward human in his strip, Time Trabble. Updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, his comics tap into everyday struggles as a weirdo, the most poignant of which are those that touch on how hard it can be to connect.

From being friend-zoned...

To trying too hard for a date...

Or being unable to handle other people's feelings...

The comics are a nice reminder that you aren't alone, even though your social awkwardness has actually left you so very totally and completely alone.

Barack and Michelle Obama are by far the coolest First Couple in modern American history. That's just a fact. (What other president ever released a sweet playlist of sexy summer jams?) They've served for almost 8 years only as our country's leaders, but also as America's cool aunt and uncle. And today is their 24th wedding anniversary. President Obama celebrated by posting a sweet photo of himself and Michelle on Facebook.

The caption reads, simply:

Dancing through 24 years. Happy Anniversary.

Ugh, they are so precious. Can we keep them for four more years?

Don't drop your iPhone while you're exercising, or it could end up far more curvy than anything rival Samsung turns out, according to a Reddit user who captured her friend's phone at its most pathetic:

"This was a friend's phone, thankfully," the poster of the photo said. "Happened while we were down in Miami for our friends' wedding he was officiating! Very luckily that he didn't have his whole speech/whatever saved as a Note on there or anything..."

If only my body changed as much after one exercise session.

A few weeks ago, we asked our readers to share stories of the worst guest they ever saw at a wedding—and the responses have been rolling in ever since. This is our fifth volume of matrimonial horror stories written by our fans (Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3, Vol 4). On the one hand, we're now terrified of marriage. On the other, we now feel way less bad about that time we passed out at a friend's wedding. That's nothing. At least we're not these X people:

1. Siri from Facebook attended a wedding where all three generations of one family managed to be horrible guests at once.

The worst wedding guest I've ever encountered was my niece's new mother-in-law. She wanted nothing to do with the wedding planning, but then showed up half an hour late (after the outdoor ceremony had already begun), and at the reception, tried to rearrange the buffet and cake tables to her liking since she didn't like the way things had been set up.

About 30 min. into the reception, she left with her daughter (groom's sister) supposedly to go get the newly married couple a wedding present. What no one realized until they had been gone for awhile is that the daughter left her 15-month old baby there toddling around with no one actually watching her. The child climbed onto the table and started demolishing the wedding cake.

The sister also had 2 other, older, children who were left unattended, but they were out running around somewhere playing in the park. The pair returned after about an hour or so (no wedding present in sight) and the mother starts tearing down all the decorations saying she thought the reception was "over."

She then made the photographer redo all the pictures so she and her daughter could be in them. She also made a scene because no one made a dress for "Mary." Mary was the groom's little sister and one of the kids left running around that day. I guess that comment was directed at me, since I had made a white dress for the bride's little sister, who was the flower girl. In the end, we had to rearrange the cake for pics of the cake cutting so that the damage the child made wouldn't show, but there is a baby bottle clearly visible in every single damn picture of the cake.

2. Lisa wrote us a short story about someone who isn't that bad compared to the others on this list, but with a great ending. Read your invitations, people.

It's the day of my wedding, and my husband's cousin decided to show up with his three-year-old daughter (mind, you we had already sent out the invitations stating we did not want any small children at the ceremony). I was having the wedding recorded by a friend, and of course they sat right next to the recorder as the daughter proceeded to call out "daddy daddy daddy" throughout the whole ceremony. The only thing that saved him from me going ape s*** on him afterwards was the fact that while trying to quiet his daughter down (without leaving the room), she clocked him in the nose with a cup hard enough to give him a bloody nose.

There is karma.

3. This letter from an anonymous reader

My wedding. So, my mom kept saying she wanted to be involved from day one after we were engaged. However, every time my fiancé asked her for help or her opinion on anything, she was busy or had a headache. She didn't even show up to the bridal shower.

Fast forward to the wedding. My sister was going around getting video of people's messages to us. My mom's message was "Well I wish I would have been more involved, but whatever." When the time came for the groom to dance with his mother, I couldn't see her anywhere. So, my wife's mom came to the rescue and started dancing with me. Apparently, she was sitting in the back waiting for me to come find her. My aunt walked her out and then she started crying in front of everyone and saying I didn't care about her. Well that pissed me off and we started fighting on the dance floor. My brother came and grabbed her and I danced with my aunt. This is also all on video. Needless to say we don't watch our wedding video ever.

4. Amy's sister-in-law story is kind of like if you boiled every sister-in-law down to their essence and then grew the perfectly typical sister-in-law in a petri dish.

My sister-in-law called me every day for several weeks leading up to the wedding, demanding seating arrangements be changed every time because she "absolutely would not" sit with her parents. Or her brother. Or her cousins. Or strangers. Or anyone gay. Said she wouldn't come if her boyfriend couldn't bring his son.... ok. But she wasn't completely sure if the boyfriend was coming, because if they fought that day, he wouldn't. She asked if she and her boyfriend could stay in our house while we were away. Missed the ceremony, but arrived at the reception... in jeans. Spent the entire time complaining about everything. Spoke to no one, other than to make rude comments and to complain to her whole family that she wasn't in the wedding. People were asking me about "the bitch in the jeans" for weeks.

5. This anonymous reader has a sexist father-in-law who's so cliché, a screenwriter would reject it as being too obvious.

They say it's the mother-in-law that's the awful one, but I truly have a father-in-law from the depths of hell.

His true side was exposed right when we got engaged. My wedding planning started off by being corralled into a room with him alone, where I was grilled for 30 minutes on financial expectations to protect his son from me getting my hands on "the family money." All while reminding me how unfortunate I am to be in the situation where I have to pay for my own college education, and the repercussions of my poorness with college debt.

Mind you, I started dating my husband over 8 years ago, and without ever asking for a single gift. The first piece of jewelry I have ever received or wanted is my engagement ring. This right off the bat let me realize how he views women, in addition to middle class, and how my status as both of those things are seen by him as a negative.

Our engagement period went by without much annoyance. I only had to hear him on calls with my then-fiancée, trashing women and how "women don't have any concept of money and just let me know if you ever need help." Every time, he happened to be on speakerphone. Eventually, my husband stopped using speakerphone.

Because I don't believe extravagance is necessary, I planned the wedding to be as cheap as possible, down to plastic plates and silverware (which were still beautiful). I killed myself to make it beautiful and affordable in attempts to appease his father who thinks of me as such a succubus. To incorporate family into our special day, I asked my father to be justice of the peace and my fiancé's father to play acoustic guitar for the ceremony, to which they both accepted.

The rehearsal dinner and morning of the wedding go by smoothly, and the ceremony begins. I hear the music start playing, and he is doing a beautiful job. My bridesmaids walk down the yard, but when it becomes my turn and I walk down with my father, the music abruptly stops playing and I walk down in the deadest of silence I have ever heard. A fly could have farted and everyone would have heard it. I didn't see him, because I was focusing on my handsome husband, but after the wedding everyone came up to me asking why my father-in-law disappeared and stopped playing when I walked down the aisle. I still don't know why I got the silent treatment. He avoided me for the remainder of the night.

I guess I should have been born with an Adam's apple, cause a groomsmen of ours who met my father in law twice just received nearly a dozen high end watches from him for no reason.

6. Sian wrote us about an entirely new flavor of disappointed mother: the mother of the groom's lesbian best friend.

I look back fondly at my wedding, but sometimes get reminded that my husband's best friend's Mum showed up outside the church (his best friend, although invited, was overseas), exclaiming loudly to anyone who would listen, "That should be my daughter with him, not HER." Her daughter is gay, just got engaged.

My bridal party literally approached her, held out a hip flask, chucked it in a waiting car and she followed it in.

I now go out of my way to chat with her in public. She's so uncomfortable and I love it.

7. This anonymous wife has a mother-in-law who starts off at "interesting" and just keeps escalating from there.

The first time I met my future mother-in-law was 2 days before my wedding. My fiancé, MOH, best man, and myself met her for lunch at a fast food restaurant. She was very candid on her views of sex, threesomes, and ex-husbands (my fiancé's father included). That just seemed out of place to me, but I kept my mouth shut for the lunch.

Fast forward to wedding day: this woman shows up in a very tight, short cut dress (she's in her 60s). She has her hair up in a ponytail with a scrunchie... mind you, everyone else is in black tie affair. As the night wears on, alcohol is flowing, she begins cornering my family members, my mother especially, to tell them that the wedding should not have happened. She states how her son is just like his dad and that he will cheat on me, that he can't be trusted, and urging them to talk me into an annulment.

At the same time, she tells her side of the family that my husband shouldn't have married me, "a white girl," because "they can't be trusted" and that "hopefully he comes to his senses." By the end of the night, she tells everyone that SHE paid for the wedding, and to this day swears by it, but I know my parents helped my husband and I. She did nothing except cause drama and drink my alcohol.

8. It's fair to say that this anonymous reader was not a fan of the entire wedding they attended, but the worst guest award definitely goes to the fun police in this story.

I moved to a large city in a Southern Bible Belt state, and a college friend of mine invited me as the plus one to her co-worker's wedding. The co-worker lived in a very tiny conservative town like an hour away from the city, near the border of a SUPER conservative Deep South state. I met some of her friends and family at the bridal shower, and I knew this would be interesting when I was asked literally 20 times if I'd found a church yet, and about my church back home (for the record, I didn't go to church regularly at that point so it was just super awkward).

Which leads me to the wedding day and the bride's sister in law. The friend that brought me was in the wedding party and therefore at the HEAD TABLE. Being "conservative," the reception "party" consisted of non-alcoholic drinks, a potluck and a CD of hymnal type church music played on repeat. Since there was no dancing or drinking, we had to basically make due with talking to whomever we were sitting with. Which is what my friend was doing—I looked over and saw her making polite conversation with the guy who escorted her down the aisle.

The bride's sister-in-law walks up and grabs the guy by the arm and proceeds to publicly and LOUDLY chastise him for flirting with my friend... because he was married and he was making a fool out himself. (Basically, they had longer than a 10 second conversation, and therefore it was tantamount to cheating.) She called him everything BUT a child of God. It was so bad, I almost thought she was going to give the poor guy an exorcism or something. It was so bad, the bride was about ready to step in. The poor girl looked so overwhelmed. My friend grabbed me and we got out of there... not because the SIL was still yelling, but because the reception was over at 9pm and the cd was repeating for the 3rd time.

9. This person sent us two stories, which we will list as two separate entries because the second one is pretty long. The first one, however, is really intense.

At one wedding, the bride and groom had to hire bouncers, expecting the bride's mother to show up. RAGING alcoholic and junkie. It went well until the bride went to her suite for a short breather.

In the hall leading to her room she was attacked by her own mother. She was pregnant. Still not at the bad part.

No one noticed the bride was missing or taken away in an ambulance or the police presence taking away the bride's mother in cuffs. Not even the groom, who was caught screwing one of the bridesmaids by the bride when she finally got back hours later. They are now divorced and she still doesn't speak to her mother.

10. This story comes from the same anonymous reader as #10, but it's about her own wedding. We've met a lot of bad mothers-in-law in this series. This one—racist, scheming, cruel, probably murderous—is the worst, hands down.

My husband and I wanted to elope. We paid for a wedding package, and I had the most beautiful black and cream colored dress made for the event. We told my husband's parents our plan. His mother immediately started crying, and fighting with me. I was stealing her son from her, I was a whore because I was a single mother, I was going to go to hell because it wasn't a white dress, some pretty racist comments directed at my son and I... I left crying. It didn't end there.

For a week, she was calling us both leaving these sobbing messages, showing up at my job causing a scene almost daily, until I gave in and agreed to a very small, intimate wedding. Which she decided she was going to plan but I had to pay for and coordinate. She told my husband she wouldn't attend unless I agreed to a white dress. She told my priest that he was the leader of a cult just minutes before and again after the ceremony. Her and my father in law both wore ALL BLACK to the wedding, because they were losing their son (we lived and still live only 5 blocks away).

My family was unfortunately unable to come last minute as a huge flood happened in my home town, leaving everyone without homes and jobs 3 days before the wedding. My mother-in-law made sure all our other guests knew my family wasn't there in her speech because "they refused to come."

During photos, she wanted a photo of their family with just the groom so one day when they look back they didn't have to be reminded that I was there. This of course was said during the wedding in front of everyone. Then she demanded a photo of me and my family. All the while laughing and pointing at me standing alone as I cried because my family was dealing with a natural disaster. She demanded a photo of all the guests and wedding party, minus me.

She complained about the food, which I had to make the night before right up until 10 minutes before the ceremony because she called the caterer and canceled the event two days before. I found out the night before, when my friend who worked there told me what she had done.

She fired and chased off the DJ as he was setting up. She sent her other son over to the event early to take down the tent (backyard wedding). She "accidentally" tripped me as I was walking down the aisle. She took bets on how long we would last.

She tried to kill me. Knowing I have severe food allergies, she poured something into my drink. Woooooo hospital visit and epi pen!

I didn't know one of my friends worked for her. She was fired at the wedding for being my friend. Don't worry, she got a nice settlement for wrongful dismissal.

The whole time I was in tears. Just a few days earlier, we found out I was pregnant, we didn't tell anyone. Her final words in her speech were about how we should never have children together and cursed any future children. I miscarried at Christmas later that year. Then again the following year.

Oh, she took a huge chunk of cake before we even cut into it, then washed it down with a bottle of champagne, red wine and nearly (and I'm still kicking myself for stopping her) drank a bottle full of bleach that I was using to keep my decorations fresh. We are still married. Honestly, I want to divorce just for a do-over. WITHOUT my mother in law. Seriously best and worst day of my life!

11. To wipe the taste of that insane mom from our mouths, let our final reader takes you through a tasting tour of three bad (but not scarred-for-life bad) guests.

At my wedding, there were three, each with their own individual antics.

The first was one of my bridesmaids who had yet to have her bridesmaid dress hemmed and altered only days before the wedding; had been talking smack about me behind my back during the whole planning process; and during the reception ended up flashing some friends of the family while at the bar. She was a real peach.

The second guest was the best man... yes, the best man. When it came time for his speech, I silently cringed, because I had an idea of the sh*tshow we were gonna be in for. See, the best man was so close to my ex-husband that the two would finish each other's sentences, literally talk on the phone each and every day, and would end each phone call with an 'I love you.' It was the weirdest friendship I had ever witnessed.

So, as the best man pulls out several pages he wrote out to read from, he starts going on and on about how he and my ex-husband shared a bond no one could ever live up to. Guests literally start to yawn and look around the room with this look on their face like they were looking for the Candid Camera because they were on a prank show. I had so many guests and family members come up to me at the end and ask 'what in the hell was up with that guy?'

But the third and ultimate worst guest was one groomsman's girlfriend. First, let me start by saying how much I could not stand this chick. Every time she was brought around, she would flirt with my ex-husband, and I just got the vibe that she was a little batsh*t crazy.

Anyways, we're at the reception and she starts dropping F-bombs on the dance floor as she drunkenly told me how 'f-ing beautiful' it was that we included my daughter in our ceremony vows, and how she wishes she was a better 'f-ing mom' to her kid. That was just the start. She ended up spending the whole evening walking around, talking obnoxiously loudly, and then dropping one of the glass candle holders we were given as a wedding gift when she insisted on helping us bring all the gifts to our car at the end.

But the grand finale was when she went up on stage to pull down the top of her dress to show everyone what she had under it, and then proceed to roll around like a toddler and flash everyone, showing how she went commando that day... all while my then-4-year-old daughter was up there playing with her cousin. Needless to say, I no longer talk to any of these individuals. The ex inherited them all in the divorce.

Full disclosure: I lovereality shows. From Temptation Island to Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, I'll watch just about anything that flashes onto the colorful rectangular drug in front of me.

Not to brag, but I probably watch more reality TV in a year than most people do in their whole lives. That doesn't mean some of them aren't utter pieces of crap, (I'll still watch them, though). Running the gamut from "boring show with stupid premise" to "soul-sucking display of sadness and desperation" (note to self: good title for reality show pitch), here are five of the most execrable American reality shows to ever profane a television screen.

And just keep in mind that somehow every one of these shows went from pitch (wha?) to production (but…why?) to air (BUH?), without anyone, producer, contestant, or otherwise, stepping in, screaming hysterically, and setting fire to the whole world.

1. Splash (ABC, 2013)

Splash was a show in which D-list celebrities learned how to dive. That's it. That was the whole show. It was a real flop (GET IT?). God love Louie Anderson, though. The man never stops working.

2. Are You Hot? The Search For America's Sexiest People (ABC, 2003)

Taking vanity to a whole new level, this show featured generally attractive people walking onto a stage and having their physical characteristics rated on a scale of one to ten by a panel of judges (including Lorenzo Lamas). If it sounds like an incredibly lame idea for a show, that's because it was.

3. The Swan (Fox, 2004)

This show featured women undergoing massive amounts of plastic surgery (paid for by the show, natch), therapy, and hardcore workouts in hopes of transforming from "ugly duckling" to "swan" (not literally, although I wouldn't rule it out for future reality shows).

The lucky chosen ones were analyzed by a team of "experts," including plastic surgeons and a psychologist. And then three months after they started their "journey," they were pitted against each other in a beauty pageant.

While the plastic surgery undoubtedly improved the self-confidence of some of the women (a woman with burn scars, for example, or a woman who wore dentures because she'd had all her teeth removed by the age of 25), some of the participants found themselves back in the same old rut once the novelty of their changes wore off. Nothing makes for quality viewing quite like the complete upheaval of an insecure person's entire existence, without the support of friends or family. Budget in extra time for the existential crisis you will no doubt suffer.

4. Who's Your Daddy? (Fox, 2005)

The premise of the show was (get ready, this one's a doozy): an adopted woman was placed in a room with eight men, one of whom was the biological father she hasn't seen since birth, and all eight of whom were trying to convince her that she's their daughter.

YUP. That happened. If she picked the right man, she'd win $100,000.

If she picked the wrong man, that man would win the money, while her only reward would be meeting her birth father (which is nice and all, but it's no hundred grand, right?). Fox executives had planned six episodes, but—surprise!—the ratings for the first episode were so dismal the other five were shelved.

5. Juiced with O.J. Simpson (pay-per-view, 2006)

Juicedwas a (very short-lived) prank show along the lines of non-criminal Ashton Kusher's Punk'd, only in this case, random people would find themselves "juiced" (not a synonym for stabbed) by O.J. f#@king Simpson. The original name for this show was reportedly What's The Worst Idea For a Reality Show, Oh I Know, Let's Have a Murderer Play Jokes On Unsuspecting Humans.

The biggest political news story this weekend was the revelation that Donald Trump might not have paid taxes for two decades—but it wasn't the weirdest political news story. That designation goes to Donald Trump saying, in an offhand way, that Hillary Clinton might be cheating on Bill Clinton. Which isn't even something he's opposed to, by the way.

This rally occurred shortly before the tax story broke publicly, but after the New York Times reached out to the campaign for comment. Most political observers have pointed this to explain the bizarre comment, as well as his extremely disjointed speaking style at the event.

At the same rally, Trump also mocked Clinton for having pneumonia, which fits the pattern of expected-but-awful Donald Trump behavior. But randomly insinuating your opponent is having an affair is pretty dang wild. And oh, as a reminder, Donald Trump cheated on his first wife in the most public-as-f*ck way possible, so what exactly is his game plan here? (Just kidding, everyone knows: the fringe right has been obsessed with disturbingly steamy fan fiction about Hillary Clinton's fictional lesbian sex life for 20 years.)

Of course, maybe Donald Trump knows something about Hillary Clinton I don't, and she is cheating on Bill. If so, I hope he releases that information! Until then, I guess it's just another piece of alt-right detritus coming out his mouth hole, as forgettable as a Teen Mom's sex tape.

DIY beauty hacks almost always sound appealing—learn something new and save money, all from the convenience of your own home? What's not to love? Sometimes, things don't go exactly as planned, like in the Diff'rent Strokes episode where Kimberly rinsed her hair with rainwater (acid rain!) and it turned bright green (I honestly thought it looked great). Here are 14 times people should have kept their hair and skin care appointments instead of doing things themselves:

1. There's a reason colorists wear gloves.

2. Green is apparently not the "tone" she was going for.

3. Ombre hair: TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

4. Maybe save the mouthwash for your mouth.

5. On the one hand, her sister probably worked for free. On the other, her technique could use a little improvement.

6. That moment when you end up looking like the girl in a Japanese horror movie.

7. Applying self-tanner can be tricky.

8. Especially when the weather refuses to play fair.

9. Hmmm… something's a little… off.

10. Dying your own hair is so much easier when you use actual dye.

11. It's a good idea to test your products on a small patch of skin before applying directly to your face.

12. Nobody said it was going to be easy.

13. True, Laura Ingalls Wilder swore by apple cider vinegar, but that was a long time ago.

14. Ah, the notorious Pinterest trap. She never stood a chance.

According to TMZ's sources, Paris police are speculating that the terrifying robbery of Kim Kardashian West early Monday morning may have been an inside job.

Reports have stated that Kardashian was gagged, tied up, and held at gunpoint as at least two robbers made away with millions of dollars worth of jewelry. Kardashian, who is usually accompanied by a bodyguard and often surrounded by an entourage, was completely alone at the time. Coincidence? Maybe not. Police are allegedly investigating if someone inside Kardashian's own camp might have tipped off thieves to provide them the best time to strike. According to TMZ:

There was a very small window when the robbers had easy access. Kim had friends over until shortly before the incident went down. Kim's bodyguard was always by her side -- to the point Kim joked that it got annoying -- except for the few hours he left to protect Kourtney and Kendall in a nearbynightclub.

The source said the Kardashian family does not suspect Kim's bodyguard was part of the potential scheme.

An hour sit down between Leonardo DiCaprio and President Obama was so academic it only managed to one truly titillating moment, but it's a beautiful one. At the climate discussion between the president, the actor, and climate scientist Dr. Katharine Hayhoe as part of SXSL (South by South Lawn), DiCaprio admitted he signed up for a trip to Mars.

Hayhoe: The reality is, if we're a human living on this planet, which most of us are, as long as we haven't signed up for the trip to Mars—I don't want to know if anybody has, I think you're crazy.

At this point, DiCaprio shrugs, takes a sip of water, and drops a casual, almost resentful, "I did."

"Oh, you did?" asks Hayhoe, and DiCaprio confirms with another ambivalent shrug and nod, apparently referring to the 2015 application for Mars One or Elon Musk's recent Mars announcement.

Hayhoe starts to laugh and apologize when Obama cuts in to say, "No no, he is—I think he'll acknowledge he's crazy. That's okay. He's fine with it."

Watch the moment at around the 37 minute mark.

Raise your hand if you think a global warming doomsday picture starring Leo and Obama would be the most effective way to promote global warming solutions.

Frozen stars Kristen Bell and Idina Menzel joined YouTube show host Tyler Oakley to talk about everything from their favorite characters' sexual orientations to granola bars (hey, don't complain, at least they didn't talk politics).

Menzel starts talking Elsa around the 5:30 mark, but if you skip forward you'll miss Kristen Bell being adorable as hell in the beginning.

Tyler also asked both women what they thought of the recent online campaign calling for Disney to give Elsa a girlfriend. Idina Menzel, who voiced the character and who you heard singing "Let It Go" ad nauseam for the past three years, said she could neither confirm nor deny that Elsa is a lesbian.

However, she does throw in her two cents as to who Elsa should date if she were, in fact, to date another Disney character. Her choice was Tinker Bell.

As odd as that pairing is, fans would definitely eat that Disney cross-promotion up. We will just have to wait for Frozen 2 to see who, if anyone, Elsa ends up with.

Demi Lovato, unofficial queen of the body positivity movement, called out a fan artist who altered her body in a portrait he drew of her as a mermaid. "That's not my body," she wrote. In response, she got trolled and body shamed, because the internet is not a friendly place for women or mermaids, apparently.

The above portrait of Demi Lovato as a mermaid was shared by 17-year-old Romanian artist Vladimir Serbanescu on Instagram.

"Half human, Half fish" he wrote in the caption. "Please TAG her and feel free to repost."

The image was recently re-posted and caught Lovato's attention, and she wasn't psyched about it. "Is that how my boobs should look?" she commented on the post, adding: "It's gorgeous but that's not my body."

Lovato is years in recovery from an eating disorder, has worked hard to overcome body image issues, and has championed the body positivity movement. So it makes sense she wouldn't want to see her body distorted and her curves diminished, even in a surrealist portrait.

“I’ve been open about my struggles because part of my recovery includes being honest with myself and others, and I’m inspired to use my success as a platform to help others suffering,” the singer told BuzzFeed last year.

The artist was pretty upset about Lovato's comment, understandably, since he's 17 and an artist. He re-uploaded the picture with this caption:

If I make your waist slimmer and your boobs bigger to accentuate the fact that I drew you as a mermaid, a mythological creature, doesn’t mean I say that you should look like that or all girls should look like that. That’s how I imagine mermaids. I worked a lot on that drawing and i was proud of it, but not anymore.

Not all of the responses to Lovato's comment were this self-deprecating. One tweet went viral that read "Chill, I have fixed for you" next to an altered image of the mermaid pic.

Lovato just wants to be portrayed as the naturally curvy mermaid with normal human breasts that she was born to be. Can we let her live, internet??

After asking his wife to send some sexy underwear photos, redditor MWolverine got a photo from a different model instead.

What it lacks in sexiness it makes up for in being a dog in underwear.

Commenters were quick to point out the excellent technique, "The head turn, the back bend... Definitely not this dog's first underwear pic pose." And hopefully not the last.

Ideally, this will start a trend in which society forever forgets sexts in favor silly dogs in clothes. Dogs in clothes are much more important to your mental health than sexts. They're proven, in fact, to make you feel great. Science.

Bet you feel happier now, right? Science.

Olympic gold medalist and member of the venerable Final Five, Laurie Hernandez already stole the hearts of America with her amazing gymnastics skills. Now she's stealing America's remaining organs with her response to receiving perfect scores on her latest Dancing With the Stars performance. Her dancing was stellar, but her adorableness is so far off the charts it can't even be measured.

Here's the dance Hernandez and DWTS pro Val Chmerkovskiy performed to the Michael Jackson hit, "The Way You Make Me Feel."

And here was her reaction upon receiving perfect 10s from all three judges.

Look at her sweet reaction! She's probably not even faking it! She's going to wipe the floor with all the other contestants' assess. But she'll still be America's Bendiest Sweetheart while doing it.

Home Depot began selling a refrigerator equipped with internet connectivity to send and receive data, so naturally someone used it to watch porn. And no, not food porn.

What you are looking at is a fully functional refrigerator displaying PornHub, apparently in full view of the public at a Home Depot.

We already spend so many hours of the day staring blankly into the fridge, it's hard to believe there wasn't porn in there the whole time, but famed creator of McAfee computer protection software, John McAfee, posted the image to Twitter in a flurry of paranoia.

"The IOT.... do you believe me now? Pornhub on a refrigerator. What, in our current cybersecurity paradigm, accounts for this?"

The Internet Of Things, or IOT, is the connecting of household objects to the Internet, and naturally McAfee fears that this will create a host of security problems.

Security issues or not, all I know is, if I'm spending $4,000 on a refrigerator it better play some really high quality porn.

Every Gilmore Girlsfan has dreamed about spending a morning at the town diner, eating breakfast, annoying the living daylights out of the curmudgeonly diner owner, and drinking copious amounts of coffee. On Wednesday October 5, Stars Hollow's own Luke's Diner is coming to every state IRL.

To get us all even more excited (read: hyped up on caffeine) for the Gilmore Girls revival that's coming on November 25, Netflix is converting just about 250 cafes around the country into honorary Luke's Diners. And here's the best part: Free coffee!

The cafes will be open from 7 a.m. to noon on Wednesday, and Netflix will pick up the tab for the first 200-250 12-ounce cups ordered at each location. You better get there early before Kirk finds a way to get all 200 free cups to himself.

You can find the Luke's closest to you on this list. And if you still can't wait for the revival to finally premiere, watch the trailer to hold you over.

Details continue to emerge about Kim Kardashian West being robbed in her room at Hotel Particulier Pourtales in Paris late Sunday night/early Monday morning. According to the Daily Mail, in the days preceding the burglary, West was followed by two men, one posing as a plain-clothes detective and the other a photographer.

The robbery was reportedly carried out by five men wearing police armbands who forced a concierge to show them to West's room, where they tied her up at gunpoint, placed her in the bathtub, and stole approximately $10 million dollars worth of jewelry, cash, and mobile phones. At the time of the robbery, West's most trusted bodyguard, Pascal Duvier, was allegedly out with West's sisters Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner, who were at Paris' Arc nightclub.

At that point, Daily Mail claims that West's stylist Simone Harouche (who was also her best friend in high school), hid in her own bathroom in her room downstairs and texted Duvier (because she apparently could not get through to 911), after either hearing West scream, or after West freed herself from her bonds and raised the hotel alarm (it's unclear as of yet.)

A source close to the investigation told MailOnline,

Kim Kardashian was tailed for at least three days before the robbery. We know there was one man who pretended to be a photographer who followed the American celebrity on a motorbike to find out her whereabouts. Another man pretended to be a plain-clothed detective to try to get a seat next to her at the exclusive Ferdi restaurant on Thursday night.

But both men were fakes. The photographer tried to listen in to the conversations by other snappers but he was challenged by the genuine ones. And the so-called policeman fled when staff at Ferdi asked to see his credentials.

Unfortunately, according to TMZ, there is no surveillance footage of the robbers either inside or outside the hotel. That's a blow to the investigation, but the French police are still trying to work out who the men were and how they got into the hotel.

On October 3rd, aka Mean Girls Day, it was announced that a Mean Girls musical is officially in the works. There's only one word to describe such miraculous news: fetch.

The news was announced via an official Mean Girls Twitter account. The show will start it's run in Washington D.C. in Fall 2017, and it is going to be pretty grool.

Whispers of a potential Broadway musical version of the 2004 hit comedy have been floating around for years, but it finally seems as though it is definitely happening. So far, Nell Benjamin is slated to write the lyrics, Tina Fey is writing the book and Fey's husband, Jeff Richmond (who wrote the ultra-catchy Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme song), is working on music.

The theatre that is putting up the musical and the rest of the creative team have yet to be announced.

Get in, loser. We're going to see a musical.