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Thanks to the internet, you're now looking at a horse stuck in a tire.

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Before the internet, you'd have to search far and wide for a photo of a horse curled up and inextricably lodged in an impossibly humongous tire. Now, because of the internet, you're looking at one right now.

Before computers, your grandparents would have had to spend their entire honeymoon traveling the country searching for a perfect horse-in-tire. And who knows if they would have even found one!

In these blessed times, the internet will even provide you some context for it.

Apparently, Rowdy the horse fell into the tire in West Virginia. The tire was for drinking water out of, but Rowdy got trapped inside it during what is speculated to be "a scuffle on the property" between horses. Really.

Firefighters removed Rowdy from the tire, but not before someone took the photo of the millennium. Don't let anyone tell you that you spend too much time online.


Gorgeous photo of 19-year-old mom breastfeeding on her wedding day breaks internet.

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Even at the age of 19, Emma Coleman has faced more than her share of mom-shaming, breastfeeding-shaming, and all the other everyday types of shaming women have come to expect. But she still has to live her life, so she brought her eight-month-old daughter baby Catalaya to her wedding day on September 24. And as part of the ongoing quest to normalize breastfeeding, she allowed photographer Hannah Malhan to take a candid shot of her feeding Catalaya in her gown. The resulting pic came out so captivating, it's melting the internet as we speak.

"I'm a young mom (19) from Seattle this was on my wedding day (Sep. 24th, 2016) and it's one of my favorite pictures...

Posted by Breastfeeding Mama Talk on Tuesday, September 27, 2016

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I'm a young mom (19) from Seattle this was on my wedding day (Sep. 24th, 2016) and it's one of my favorite pictures from that day. Being young I know the added pressure to do right by your child and I'm glad I stuck with it. Even on my wedding day I found a way to make it work.

Coleman shared the pic on the mega-popular Facebook page Breastfeeding Mama Talk, where it got the breastfeeding mamas talking in a big way. It's already received more than 12,000 likes. Coleman told The Huffington Post why the image is so important to her:

People tend to judge my parenting skills. This photo is proof of my love for her and the sacrifice I’m willing to make to keep her happy. Even on a day as important as my wedding day.

Based on how popular the photo is, it seems like a lot of people agree with her. Count us among them.

Cool guy Joe Biden went undercover at a college party to prevent sexual assault.

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Very cool dude Vice President Joe Biden threw on some gold aviators and teamed up with Workaholic's Adam Devine to sneak into a college party and drop some dope info about rape culture in this Funny or Die exclusive.

This sketch somehow defies the dorkiness typical of a PSA by keeping the #ItsOnUs message short and sweet.

Devine: “So, like, if you see a buddy, and he’s talking to someone who’s too drunk to consent, you tell that buddy, like, "Yo, buddy, chill!” And then you make sure that drunk person gets home safe, right?

Biden: Exactly — you’ve got this! It’s easy to make a difference this school year.

Associating himself with Funny or Die is just the latest stop on Biden's "I'm a cool guy" tour. Earlier this week he officiated a gay wedding and gave President Obama a friendship bracelet. And from the looks of this photo from when he was actually in college, he's been a cool guy for a really long time.

Yum.

IMAX is giving you a chance to see all 8 'Harry Potter' films on the big screen again.

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Good news, Muggles! IMAX is bringing all eight Harry Potter films back to the big screen.

In anticipation of the franchise's new movie, Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (which comes out in November), the first eight Potter films will be re-released in IMAX 2-D at participating theaters for one magical week.

You'll not only get to see the first two films, Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber Of Secrets in IMAX for the first time ever (they didn't premiere in that format when they came out), you'll also get an exclusive first look at Fantastic Beasts.

You can buy tickets on the IMAX website. Remember to stuff some chocolate frogs and pumpkin pasties in your purse before you get to the movie. They're just so expensive at the concession stand.

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Dr. Pimple Popper squeezes a woman's cheek cyst and it just keeps coming and coming.

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Here at Someecards, we're big fans of Dr. Pimple Popper (a.k.a. Dr. Sandra Lee). That is, some of us are. The rest can't bear to look at this stuff. And those employees would be doubly disgusted by Dr. Lee's latest video, featuring what is essentially the clown car of cysts. Every time she squeezes out more of this thing, you think it must be empty. But nope, here comes another spurt.

If you watched the whole thing, you know you're a true popaholic.

The real winner of the vice presidential debate was George Takei.

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Openly gay actor George "Sulu" Takei isn't a huge fan of Indiana Governor Mike Pence—as governor of Indiana, Pence signed a "religious freedom" law allowing businesses to refuse to serve gay people and in the past he's been in favor of government support for gay conversion therapy.

Plus, since Takei is perhaps the most famous person alive to live in a U.S. concentration camp of Japanese-Americans during World War II, he is not too happy about all of the Trump's campaign's "round them up" talk. So during the vice presidential debate last night, Takei took down Pence as effectively as a phaser set to stun (that's Star Trek, right?).

Pence hasn't responded, probably because he has been reset like the robots in Westworld.

Comedian shares the horrifying moment she realized she looked just like a ride at Disneyland.

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Comedian and Vine star Christine Sydelko was visiting Disneyland on October 2 when she had the utterly unnerving experience of realizing she was dressed just like the ride she was on, Heimlich's Chew Chew Train. She shared a photo of the moment with her 100,000 Twitter followers, who ate it up like so many hungry caterpillars.

That's too perfect. Kudos to her for admitting she has the same fashion sense as Heimlich, one of the supporting insects from the 1998 Pixar quasi-classic A Bug's Life. Her fans, meanwhile, immediately saw the Photoshop potential of this image.

Twins!

If all this talk has got you curious about Heimlich's Chew Chew Train, here's a virtual ride. You'll feel like you're actually spending the day in Disneyland with a timid five-year-old.

Thrilling.


The 27 funniest tweets of 10/5/16: Pence, Mars, Trump, new iPhone and more.

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Autumn is in the air and the never-ending-but-also-almost-over election continues. From Mike Pence and Mars to the new iPhone and British politics, these are the 27 funniest tweets from October 5th, 2016:

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7 of the longest-running celebrity feuds, because some things can't be forgiven.

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I've seen enough seasons of Real Housewives to know that there's nothing human beings like more than REAL LIFE DRAMA. Here's the realest real life drama: famous people who have hated each other for, in some cases, decades. And yeah, 'ye and Tay are on the list.

1. Jon Stewart and Marc Maron (1990s-present)

The former host of The Daily Show and the current host of WTF have hated each other since they were up-and-coming comedians. And as both would probably admit, it's all Marc Maron's fault. "When you're a bitter person or a jealous person, you're going to have that one dude," said Maron on one talk show about the rivalry. "Like, he represents everything that you could have been. So there was a period of time in New York and in the world where you couldn't avoid Jon Stewart. He was on every magazine in New York. I would walk by magazine stands and two publications would have Jon just looking at me and I'd be like, 'Yeah, screw you!' I was yelling at magazines. That's how bad I was.

"I wanted to have him on my show, 'cause a lot of episodes on my show are me apologizing to comics I was sort of an ass to... so I'm gonna apologize to Jon," Maron continued. "That'll be a great episode. So I call his office and he calls me back—and he doesn't call people—and he goes, 'Hey it's Jon... I just want you to know that I don't know if you remember what a dick you were to me back in the day.' And I'm like, 'Yeah, that's what we're going to work through.' He's like, 'Yeah, yeah. There's no love here, man'... he's like, 'Maybe I'll be open for a cup of coffee, but I'm not going to publicly talk to you about that.' Part of me was crestfallen, like, 'but I'm the apology guy...'"

Sadly, Maron never ended up getting that cup of coffee with Stewart.

2. Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell (2006-present)

The feud so massive it got a special shoutout in a friggin' presidential debate! After O'Donnell criticized the then-reality show star for his treatment of a Miss USA contestant, he threatened to sue O'Donnell and began a media blitz against her. Oh, and the Republican candidate for president also tweeted things like this:

3. Taylor Swift and Kanye West (2009-present)

These two first came to (verbal) blows in 2009 when West interrupted Swift's VMA acceptance speech—and then last year, they appeared to be patching their relationship up. That is, until West released his song "Famous," which included the lyrics "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous." And then Kim Kardashian... well, just read our extensive coverage.

4. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry (2013-present)

Taylor Swift gets two feuds on this list because, well, she's Taylor Swift. The best thing about this feud is that it barely gets acknowledged by Swift and Perry except in innuendo, but everyone knows it's going on. Allegedly what happened is Perry hired some dancers that she had worked with in the past for her Prism tour—while they were still on tour with Taylor Swift—and it did not go over well.

So Swift released the song "Bad Blood" and accused a nameless pop star of trying to sabotage an "entire arena tour" of hers. People put two and two together when Perry tweeted this the following day:

5. Elton John and Madonna (2002-2012)

Did you even know this feud was a thing? It apparently was mostly one-sided. In 2002, Elton John called Madonna's James Bond theme "Die Another Day" the "worst Bond tune ever."

Then, at the Q awards two years later, John said, on stage: "Madonna, best live act? F*ck off. Since when has lip-syncing been live? Sorry about that, but I think everyone who lip-syncs on stage in public when you pay like 75 quid to see them should be shot. Thank you very much. That’s me off her Christmas card list, but do I give a toss? No."

Then, when Madonna called Lady Gaga derivative, John, who is good friends with Gaga, said that Madonna was "such a nightmare. Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger c*nt. ‘She looks like a f*cking fairground stripper. She’s been so horrible to Gaga."

Apparently, however, John bought a restaurant meal for Madonna once and just like that, the feud "ended." I'd like to see someone call me a c*nt and try to buy my forgiveness so cheaply.

6. Jay Leno and David Letterman (1991-present)

The feud between the former friends allegedly started when Leno got the Tonight Show hosting gig following Carson's retirement in '91—not Letterman, as had been widely expected. Of course, Letterman then got his Late Show gig with CBS, making Leno and Letterman time slot competitors. The two rivals needled the other constantly on their shows throughout the years, and both even declined to appear in the other's retirement show. Still, they managed to appear in a Super Bowl commercial together—at least with Oprah as a buffer between them.

7. Janet Hubert and Will Smith (1993-present)

That's right: the original Aunt Vivian hates the Fresh Prince, and yes, that is heartbreaking. The feud goes back to 1993, when Smith, according to Hubert, wouldn't advocate on behalf of his castmates on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air for their salary negotiations. That year, when Smith was asked about Hubert's departure from the hit show, he told a radio station:

I can say straight up that Janet Hubert wanted the show to be The Aunt Viv of Bel Air Show because I know she is going to dog me in the press. She has basically gone from a quarter of a million dollars a year to nothing. She's mad now but she's been mad all along. She said once, I've been in the business for 10 years and this snotty-nosed punk comes along and gets a show.' No matter what, to her I'm just the Antichrist.

For a while, things were mostly silent in this feud—until last year. When Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith boycotted the Oscars for not having any black acting nominees, Hubert used the opportunity to go after Will again. Of course we're going to stay tuned to see what happens next.

5 movie moments when desks and tables got destroyed for the sake of good sex.

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Ever get so turned on that you just want to push your brand-new laptop off your desk and do it?

Me neither! But in Hollywood, you can't have an orgasm unless you’re willing to shove months worth of organized files on the floor. You certainly can’t pause to consider something like, Wait, I think my Social Security card’s in that pile, because if you’re too OCD to say "screw it!", you don’t deserve to get screwed.

Here are the top 5 movies that showed us passionate sex is way hotter than an organized desk:

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

In this epic sex scene, Brad and Angelina get so hot and bothered they destroy everything around them. Paintings, mirrors, and Brad’s entire marriage! They weren’t letting anything get in their way—not even the space between their names.

This might be the moment where "Brangelina" was born. But as Jennifer Aniston, Axl Rose, and this wedding cake could have told them, nothing lasts forever.

St. Elmo’s Fire

Before playing the high school prom date of Molly Ringwald's dreams, Andrew McCarthy played the recent college graduate, Kevin, hopelessly in love with Leslie (Ally Sheedy) who was already in a relationship with Alec (Judd Nelson). Andrew’s feeling pretty bitter about love:

But all of that changes when he professes his love to her. The two ravish each other ... as well as all the beer bottles and magazines on the table next to them.

Jungle Fever

Being an architect is a tedious job. Those designs don't come easy! But that didn't stop Flipper Purify (Wesley Snipes) from throwing his coworker, Angie Tucci (Annabella Sciorra) on the desk in an act of extramarital lust, with a passionate look of I can redo those designs later. Unfortunately for him, he couldn’t redo his marriage.

Postman Always Rings Twice

Why have sex standing over the kitchen counter when you could have it lying on the kitchen table? In one of the hottest sex scenes of all time, Jessica Lange sweeps bread and flower off the table with a sexy look of Who cares if this attracts mice? But for a young Jack Nicholson, wouldn’t we all do that?

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No one exuded sex in the '90s quite like Demi Moore. Early in this erotic thriller her character, Meredith Johnson, calls the married Tom Sanders (Michael Douglas) into her office to seduce him.

Tom stops her before actual intercourse takes place, but the damage had already been done – he had already knocked everything onto the floor.

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Parents love this toy ad that dares to ignore traditional gender norms.

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Smyths, a UK toy store, decided to do away with gender norms in their new commercial, illustrating that it is about time we allow kids to use their imaginations however they please without gendering their toys.

Posted by Smyths Toys Superstores on Saturday, September 24, 2016

Usually toys like motorcycles and cars are targeted at boys while princesses and dolls are aimed at girls, but in their new ad, Smyths smashed those stereotypes when they depicted a young boy called Oscar playing with rockets in one frame, and becoming Queen of the Furbies in the next.

Best of all, the Smyths ad relays a strong message without making the commercial feeling extraordinary or forced. It also proves that a little boy can play dress up without exploding! Revolutionary.

People were definitely impressed with the progressive ad.

Even those who hated the commercial loved the message.

Plus, total bonus points for turning Beyoncé's "If I Were a Boy" into "If I Were a Toy."

People are wondering if the Kim Kardashian robbery was all just a publicity stunt.

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On Sunday, Kim Kardashian West was allegedly bound, gagged, and robbed of $10 million worth of jewelry and cash at gunpoint in her Paris hotel room. You've probably at least sort of heard this already, because whether you're a lover, hater, or couldn't care less-er of the Kardashians, a jewelry heist pulled off by 5 men dressed as cops from a (presumably) heavily guarded penthouse suite in a French luxury hotel is pretty interesting.

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Some people speculate the burglary was an inside job, mainly because the hotel concierge led the thieves to West's suite and, at the time, her most trusted bodyguard was guarding the bodies of two of her sisters at a nightclub.

Others are wondering if it really happened at all or if it was just a publicity stunt. After all, the Kardashian/Jenner family are reality TV stars. On the other hand, they're also famously wealthy, so if you wanted to steal stuff, they're a pretty good target. For example, there was that new $4.5 million diamond "engagement" ring* from her husband she'd been showing off on a social media just a few days before (note: I'm not saying she shouldn't have showed it off, simply stating that she did).

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West, for her part, reportedly thinks it's nuts that anyone would question the veracity of her claims. A source told E! News, "It's crazy to her that people, even for a second, think she is fabricating this story. . . She feels like no one understands her and what she been through."

Now, according to TMZ, West plans to cut back on showing off all her fancy stuff (a.k.a. "flossin'"), allegedly saying, "Material things mean nothing. It's not all about the money. It's not worth it."

Whether or not the thieves will be caught and the jewels found remains to be seen. Quick question, though: has anyone checked with George Clooney?

[* Engagement ring? But…they're already married. Ah, never mind. We'll never figure out rich people.]


Matt Damon surprised Idina Menzel to fangirl over 'Wicked.'

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Matt Damon surprised Elphaba/Elsa/Idina Menzel on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to explain to her just how much he loves Wicked. And he means Wicked, the musical, not "wicked!" the word Bostonians insist is an adverb.

Years ago, Menzel was a mere Tony winner starring in the musical in London, and when Damon came to see the show, she was worried he found it disgustifying. But it wasn't unadulterated loathing, he explains, Damon was just dancing through life.

Leave it to trolls to mansplain this poet's perfect poem about mansplaining.

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In honor of the UK's National Poetry Day, Felicity Morse shared a short poem by contemporary English poet Wendy Cope. Although it definitely predates the term "mansplaining," it's unmistakably about that most infuriating phenomenon.

The poem's apparently from a collection featured in a February 2006 edition of Poetry Magazine, which came out about a month before the invention of Twitter.

But as you already know, a "man you can bait with a tweet" is a man responding to a tweet about mansplaining.

Morse played her trolls like a true professional.

Isn't poetry beautiful?

What if you were forced to publicly read the first Facebook post you ever wrote?

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The sadistic geniuses at Mashable Watercooler have devised a new form of millennial torture that is so cruel, you won't be able to stop watching it. They put young people on camera and force them to read the first Facebook post they ever wrote, from back in the Dark Ages (c. 2007) when nobody realized this information would be preserved for all time. Enjoy watching these poor fools cringe.

Because I feel bad celebrating these people's pain without sharing my own, here's my first Facebook post:

I was in a phase.

Sean Hannity blasts Megyn Kelly on Twitter, accuses her of (gasp!) being a Hillary supporter.

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Plenty of news is brewing backstage at Fox News with Sean Hannity and Megyn Kelly brawling after Hannity unleashed a snarky tweet. Of course. After Kelly has been shading him for consistently kissing Trump's ass, Hannity "pulled a Trump" and launched a direct attack with an incediary tweet.

That's right, Hannity called Kelly something horrifying that should not be taken lightly. In a community of known racists and sexual abusers, Seanie Boy stooped so low as to call her a Clinton supporter.

This comes on the heels of Kelly criticizing Trump (already a crime among the conservative crowd) for almost exclusively appearing on Hannity's show, a place he knows he won't be challenged.

There's more—half-deflated Marshmallow Man Hannity responded to fans who were upset that mommy and daddy were fighting.

CNN's Brian Stelter has some theories on what Kelly and Hannity are thinking:

Either Hannity is a leaning into his identity as the go-to place for Trumpkins, or he's just lonely. To quote Trump at the first debate, "Nobody calls Sean Hannity."

Feel things again with this heart-tugging video of teachers showing their students some love.

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A teacher at Oak Park High School in Kansas City, Missouri gave his colleagues a special project: choose one student and tell them, honestly, how he or she made coming to school every day worth getting out of bed in the morning.

From the perspective of the student, the interactions go like this: "confusion, shock, tears/laughter, hugs/ambivalence."

Hey, these are high school kids, after all. But most of them do open up and tell their teachers how moved they are by the gesture.

"Is this going to be on the test?"

If you can still read through your misty eyes, the reason behind the project is almost more compelling than the emotional video (but not really, because come on).

"Initially when we pulled the kids out [of class], they all thought they were in trouble," said Jamie McSparin, a teacher who runs the school's "program for at-risk sophomores and juniors" and who conceived of the project.

Not the usual reason to cry in school.

"We'd look up their schedule and pull the kids from class for 30 seconds and the kids were all like, 'Oh my gosh, did I not turn something in?'"

Clearly, students aren't used to positive, one-on-one reinforcement from their instructors. Just as clear is the fact that teachers really, truly appreciate their students. At least, some of their students. One of them at least.

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