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Miley Cyrus is pansexual not bisexual because she doesn't want to be put in a box.

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It's National Coming Out Day and Miley Cyrus was already out. But in case you were confused about how she identifies, don't worry, she was too! The pop star opened up in a new interview with Varietyabout coming to terms with her own gender and sexual identity, which she describes as "pansexual" because "bisexual" is too limiting.

(She doesn't care if you're a man, a woman, or a piece of construction equipment.)

"My whole life, I didn't understand my own gender and my own sexuality," she said. "I always hated the word 'bisexual,' because that's even putting me in a box."

Cyrus then went on to explain that she basically doesn't "see" gender when it comes to dating (#same), discusses her first relationship (it was with a "chick") and something about nipple pasties (it's Miley):

I don't ever think about someone being a boy or someone being a girl. Also, my nipple pasties and shit never felt sexualized to me. My eyes started opening in the fifth or sixth grade. My first relationship in my life was with a chick. I grew up in a very religious Southern family. The universe has always given me the power to know I'll be OK. Even at that time, when my parents didn't understand, I just felt that one day they are going to understand.

It's possible that coming out as not-straight isn't super-easy when Billy Ray Cyrus is your dad.

But props to Miley for being true to Miley. Because gay, straight, pansexual, bisexual, with nipple pasties or without, we're all human beings. Even Miley.


This 1-year-old polar bear has no idea what's in the news and is just frolicking in a tub of ice.

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Polar bears are vicious man-eating predators that stalk the frozen Noooooooh my gosh look at her play! Not a care in the world! Most animals will just give you a weird look if you hand them a big bucket of ice, but polar bears just jump in and have a blast. Let's be honest, most of us want to trade places with Nora the 1-year-old polar bear from the Oregon zoo.

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6 ways to seem like a super chill person when you're freaking out on the inside.

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It's no small feat being "chill." If you're anything like me, you aspire to be Ferris Bueller but you're actually his super-anxious, hypochondriac friend Cameron. So how do you maintain an effortlessly aloof attitude when life is a roller coaster of exhilarating highs and terrifying lows?

Great news: you can fake it! Here are six steps to let everyone know you're the chillest person ever. Even when you're freaking out on the inside. Like, all the time.

1) Smile a lot.

If you smile, it lets other people know that you are super happy and chill! They'll never know that you're internally cycling through every single thing you've said and done wrong in the past 24 hours or that you cried in a CVS this morning (because those shampoo prices should be illegal). In fact, you're still crying. But they won't even notice because of that huge, radiant smile on your tear streaked face. "What a ray of sunshine!" they'll say, as you choke back sobs.

2) Always order fries for the table.

If you're committed to being chill, your answer to "Are you hungry?" should always be "I could eat, whatever." A chill person is never hungry and never full, never overeats and doesn't diet. A chill person wolfs down a burger and fries and orders extra fries for the table. So put your high cholesterol and crippling body dysmorphia aside for a few hours and DIG IN to some fries. You can cry/hit the gym on your own time.

3) Always be sexing.

A crucial component of "chill" is having an active but unobtrusive sex life. You don't talk about sex or relationships but everyone knows you are getting laid constantly, and with zero drama or emotional attachment. You float from bed to bed with a sexual confidence and emotional iciness that would make Carrie Bradshaw blush. No one has to know that you're dying inside because that last guy didn't text you back and you really thought he was the one. Oh, well. ON TO THE NEXT! You chill sex goddess, you.

4) Don't have opinions.

Your new life motto? "NBD!" Chill people don't care if Donald Trump takes away a women's right to have a uterus or what the word "Benghazi" means. To be chill, it's essential you don't read the news because the news is (spoiler alert) a huge bummer. Chill people also don't vote. Because it doesn't matter who gets elected to any office when you live in your own world where the President is you, and the only policy is "Always be cool."

5) Arrive fashionably late if at all.

Chill people never show up to a party or event when it actually starts. Because chill people don't care what time it is—they live in the moment! The only time is now.

The chillest thing you can do at a party is show up so late that you don't even show up at all. No one has to know that you have crippling social anxiety and parties are a living nightmare that you spend by the snack table stuffing your face with hors d'oeuvres.

6) Come from money.

It's near-impossible to be chill when you're constantly worrying about how to make rent and which grocery store sells cheaper generic-brand mac 'n cheese. And actually making more than enough money to live is stressful. It helps to come from money. A lot of it. Because going on vacations, and Instagramming yourself in exotic locations, while wearing clothes made out of expensive fabrics that don't fall apart in the washer-dryer, is the essence of chill.

If being chill sounds like a LOT of work combined with dumb luck, it is. Now get out there, tiger, and BE CHILL!!!!!

Or, just be yourself. Whatever.

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Billy Bush will probably definitely get fired from 'The Today Show.'

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In not-so-surprising news, TheHollywood Reporter has disclosed that Billy Bush will be getting the axe from his gig on The Today Show following his involvement in the Trump tapes leaked by Access Hollywood. Trump, despite being recorded describing how he could get away with sexually assaulting women, still gets to run for President of the United States.

Reports say that NBC is negotiating Bush's inevitable exit while he is currently suspended from appearing on the show. He has already been removed from the digital billboards featuring the Today Show cast.

Page Six reported that the 2005 tape was dug up after Bush allegedly bragged about it to fellow NBC staff members while covering the Rio Olympics. Whoops! Looks like "Bushy" made his pervy bed, and now he has to lie in it.

On Friday, Bush released an apology for his creepy frat-boy like behavior in the leaked tape: “Obviously I’m embarrassed and ashamed. It’s no excuse, but this happened 11 years ago — I was younger, less mature and acted foolishly in playing along. I’m very sorry."

He's right. That is no excuse.

Joe Jonas talked so much about his penis in his Reddit AMA.

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Joe Jonas, the middle Jonas Brother and once-subscriber to the promise of promise rings, took to Reddit on Tuesday to talk about his penis, how he uses his penis, the size of his penis, and some of the people who have or haven't seen his penis.

Doing a @reddit AMA today at 1PM PT / 4PM ET!

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on

1. The size

To start off, one fan asked if it was true that "youre the Jonas bro thats hangin the most meat in his skinny jeans?"

"I like to think so," responded Jonas, because of course he would. "Although, it's not that often that I'm in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn't really tell you. But, I'd like the Internet to believe that I'm still killin' it."

So, speculation on the size of Joe Jonas' penis: check. Moving on.

2. Its virginity

Who was the first person to rip the promise ring from Joe Jonas' cold, pop star hands?

"I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley," said Jonas, blowing up Ashley's spot. "You can probably just Google it." At this point, you can Google it, but you'll just get 100 news stories about this interview. "It's pretty easy to figure out," he continued. "I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is."

Here's the story of Jonas searching desperately for a condom.

It's quite the great story because I didn't have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack's room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.

3. How's it act around famous women?

Someone asked if Jonas had "a boner 100% of the time while filming the Body Moves music video? ... It's definitely one of the sexiest music videos of all time. Tastefully sexy."

The answer included, but was not limited to, the phrase "half chubbing going on."

Thank you very much about saying it's tastefully sexy. There was definitely some half chubbing going on during the video. I wouldn't say a full blown boner, but I would say a haflie. I mean it's kind of hard not to in that situation especially when you're trying to be intimate, and also they put us in an elevator, me and Charlotte McKinney who I'm sure Reddit is very familiar with. They put her in an elevator with me and then they had kind of a hidden camera filming this whole time, and I had a great time doing the video.

Also, during our Toothbrush video I worked with Ashley Graham and the first thing out of her mouth - I never told anybody this - she actually said if you get a boner I'm gonna start to laugh, so that was how she broke the ice to get us comfortable on set.

4. How's it act around fans?

Has Joe Jonas' penis ever interacted with a fan? A commenter with a silly username asked, "Have you ever hooked up with a fan ?"

Of course I have, bingo bungey piano, whatever your name is.

Ultimately, I hope the person I'm into or date would like the music I create.

Are you asking if I've hooked up with somebody that's been to one show before? Yes.

Duh. And this concludes today's news about Joe Jonas' penis.

Watch Jennifer Lopez's reaction to Billy Bush asking about her butt.

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Judging from the ease with which the gross statements about women's "hotness" rolled off Billy Bush's tongue in that video with Donald Trump, it would come as no surprise to find out that he's made lewd comments about other women in the past. According to TMZ, Bush's "locker room talk" was also "newsroom talk," because he had a habit of remarking on women's looks there as well, including Gigi Hadid and Taylor Swift's legs.

TMZ's sources at Access Hollywood, the show Bush co-hosted before moving to Today, told them that Bush would say rude things to or about women openly (sometimes even on tape), including "Man, you look hot today," "Look at her legs," and "Man, she looks hot today!" Billy, no. No, no, no, NO.

In this Access Hollywood clip from 2002, Billy Bush had the audacity to ask Jennifer Lopez about her butt, much to her astonishment.

"People have raved about it for years. How do you feel about your butt?" he asks her, to which she replies, "Are you kidding me? You did not just ask me that." And yet the man doesn't get the clue. Smdh.


Kim Kardashian sues blog over reports that her Paris robbery was staged.

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According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kim Kardashian West is suing MediaTakeOut.com and it's founder Fred Mwangaguhunga for libel after they published reports that she faked being robbed at gunpoint.

MediaTakeOut is not exactly the pinnacle of good reporting, and the trashy gossip blog published three stories that said that Kim Kardashian West fabricated the Paris robbery that took place on October 2nd. The articles cited no credible sources, and seemed to have gotten their information from conspiracy theories and tweets alone.

Sound familiar?

Kim's team requested the site remove the articles, and when the didn't, they a made date with them in federal court. Kardashian is seeking general, special, punitive and exemplary damages.

Mysteriously, the three articles have recently vanished.

Spooooooky.

This is what Kim's attorney Andrew Brettler wrote in the complaint filed on Tuesday:

Kardashian was assaulted and robbed by two masked men, who placed a gun to her head, duct-taped her hands, legs and mouth, and then left her lying helplessly on the bathroom floor of her rented apartment while the thieves absconded with millions of dollars in jewelry. As if that ordeal were not awful enough, Defendants made it worse by publishing on the Website, only hours after the assault, that Kardashian faked the robbery and then committed insurance fraud by filing a false claim with her carrier.

Those turds at MediaTakeOut have yet to comment.

Listen to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' new track 'Drug Dealer.'

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Macklemore and Ryan Lewis dropped a new track on Tuesday called "Drug Dealer," a song about prescription drug addiction—a struggle which Macklemore (real name Ben Haggerty) has spokenly openly about in the past. There's no video yet, but you can listen here on Soundcloud.

"Drug Dealer" was released the same day as Macklemore's documentary about opioid addiction called Prescription For Change: Ending America’s Opioid Crisis. The special, which aired Tuesday night on MTV, includes Macklemore meeting with President Obama to discuss the national epidemic of prescription drug abuse.

The new song mentions celebrities who've succumbed to accidental drug overdoses, including Amy Winehouse, Prince, Michael Jackson, and Whitney Houston. It also features vocals on the chorus by singer Ariana DeBoo.

This isn't the first song about addiction the Seattle duo behind the 2013 mega hit "Thrift Shop" has penned; in 2015 they released "Kevin," with lyrics like "a pill that a doctor prescribed / and a drug that a million dollar industry supplied."

Don't worry, the 'Mulan' remake is going to have an all-Chinese cast after all.

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Disney fans were angered earlier this week by rumors that the upcoming live-action remake of the beloved 1998 animated film, Mulan, might feature a European character (and subsequently a white actor) in a lead role. It would've been a problem, considering Mulan is the story of a heroic Chinese woman taking her father's place in battle. Thankfully, Disney has put a lid on those rumors.

The internet got nervous on Monday when a rundown of a preliminary spec script purchased by Disney entitled The Legend Of Mulan was published on a blog. Its plot included a white European trader falling for Mulan and helping the Chinese Imperial Army in order to win her love. (So Mulan's Asian love interest from the animated film would be no more.) Plus, the way the spec was written, there were concerns that this "White Knight" character would overshadow Mulan, and the title character would be pushed into a co-starring role.

Whitewashing ethnic roles has been a much talked-about problem in Hollywood in recent years, so the rumor basically had everyone all like:

Thankfully, a source close to the film clarified to Vulture that the spec script, written by Lauren Hynek and Elizabeth Martin, was purchased only as a jumping off point. The source told Vulture:

The spec script was a jumping-off point for a new take on the story that draws from both the literary ballad of Mulan and Disney’s 1998 animated film. Mulan is and will always be the lead character in the story, and all of the primary roles, including the love interest, are Chinese.

So, what we're hearing is that the cast will be predominantly (if not completely) made up of Chinese actors. Disney is launching a "global casting search" to find an actress of Chinese descent to play Mulan, and has also brought on Jurassic World writers Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver to work on a new script for the film, which the studio promises will feature an Asian love interest.

See? Disney wouldn't let us down, you guys. The Mulan remake is set to be released on November 2, 2018, so you still have time to re-learn all the words to arguably the best workout jam of all time.

Plane crew almost lets man die because they refuse to believe black woman is a doctor.

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Houston OBGYN Dr. Tamika Cross is blowing up Facebook with a maddening story of prejudice that's sure to make you grit your teeth in frustration. Dr. Cross was flying out of Detroit on a Delta flight when a man became unresponsive. She jumped in to help save him, only to find herself restrained by the flight crew, who were extremely skeptical that a black woman who had ever set foot in Detroit could be an M.D.

I'm sure many of my fellow young, corporate America working women of color can all understand my frustration when I say...

Posted by Tamika Cross on Sunday, October 9, 2016

Here's the full post:

I'm sure many of my fellow young, corporate America working women of color can all understand my frustration when I say I'm sick of being disrespected.

Was on Delta flight DL945 and someone 2 rows in front of me was screaming for help. Her husband was unresponsive. I naturally jumped into Doctor mode as no one else was getting up. Unbuckle my seatbelt and throw my tray table up and as I'm about to stand up, flight attendant says "everyone stay calm, it's just a night terror, he is alright". I continue to watch the scene closely.

A couple mins later he is unresponsive again and the flight attendant yells "call overhead for a physician on board". I raised my hand to grab her attention. She said to me "oh no sweetie put ur hand down, we are looking for actual physicians or nurses or some type of medical personnel, we don't have time to talk to you" I tried to inform her that I was a physician but I was continually cut off by condescending remarks.

Then overhead they paged "any physician on board please press your button". I stare at her as I go to press my button. She said "oh wow you're an actual physician?" I reply yes. She said "let me see your credentials. What type of Doctor are you? Where do you work? Why were you in Detroit?" (Please remember this man is still in need of help and she is blocking my row from even standing up while
Bombarding me with questions).

I respond "OBGYN, work in Houston, in Detroit for a wedding, but believe it or not they DO HAVE doctors in Detroit. Now excuse me so I can help the man in need". Another "seasoned" white male approaches the row and says he is a physician as well. She says to me "thanks for your help but he can help us, and he has his credentials". (Mind you he hasn't shown anything to her. Just showed up and fit the "description of a doctor") I stay seated. Mind blown. Blood boiling. (Man is responding the his questions and is seemingly better now Thank God)

Then this heifer has the nerve to ask for my input on what to do next about 10 mins later. I tell her we need vitals and blood sugar. She comes back to report to me a BP of 80/50 (super low, to my non medical peeps) and they can't find a glucometer. We continue down that pathway of medical work up, but the point is she needed my help and I continued to help despite the choice words I had saved up for her. The patient and his wife weren't the problem, they needed help and we were mid flight.

She came and apologized to me several times and offering me skymiles. I kindly refused. This is going higher than her. I don't want skymiles in exchange for blatant discrimination. Whether this was race, age, gender discrimination, it's not right. She will not get away with this....and I will still get my skymiles....

Cross's post is resonating strongly with Facebook users, who are fed up with stories of needless prejudice like this. Her essay has received more than 12,000 likes, and almost 5,000 shares. If only that Delta flight crew had read something like it, they might have thought twice before saying "oh no sweetie" to a damn doctor.

'Supergirl' producers respond to Miley Cyrus' criticism of the show's 'weird' title.

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In an October interview, Varietyasked Miley Cyrus why she thinks "inequality still exists for women in Hollywood?" She answered by musing on the name of the CW's hit show Supergirl, which premiered its second season this week to excellent ratings. Cyrus is less than enthusiastic about it.

A lot of it could be changed if we had a female president. That would give us a subconscious boost. I think people will have to realize they’re looking really dated. For example, there’s a show called “Supergirl.” I think having a show with a gender attached to it is weird. One, it’s a woman on that fucking billboard — it’s not a little girl. Two, what if you’re a little boy who wants to be a girl so bad that this makes you feel bad? I think having a title like “Supergirl” doesn’t give the power that people think it does.

Cyrus and her interviewer didn't dwell long on Supergirl, moving on to empowerment, and the fact that Cyrus does not want the "Wrecking Ball" lyrics as her epitaph—good to know.

Still, the show's executive producer weighed in rather immediately to refute Cyrus' comments. According to EW, he had this to say:

It’s based on a pre-existing property that’s called Supergirl, so we never had any intention of calling it something other than that. I think we worked hard, especially in the early part of season 1 to address the discrepancy. We actually had a scene about Kara herself lamenting, ‘Why aren’t I called Superwoman?’ and had Cat with her great rejoinder about how the word ‘girl’ in and of itself is not offensive. We continue to be proud of this show, we continue to be proud of Melissa and the character she represents and the hero that she represents. We stand by the show.

In 2015, another producer defended the show against similar criticism: "[That's a] different character," said Ali Adler, referring to a suggestion that the show's name change to Superwoman. "She's Supergirl because she's Supergirl."

This is not the first time Supergirl has faced criticism from a celebrity. Remember—back when Jeb! Bush was running for president, he called Melissa Benoist, the actress who plays Supergirl, "pretty hot."

"That'll make the news."

Teacher goes viral with list of "10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again."

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Twitterer @danysaur_ has struck a chord online by sharing a list her English teacher posted in the classroom titled "10 Old-Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again." Hearkening back to an era of chivalry and respectful courtship, this list is making big waves with millennials, a generation exhausted by its own culture of casual hookups, Tinder, and friends with benefits.

The list reads:

10 Old-Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again
1.Coming to the door to pick someone up instead of texting them or honking the horn
2. Making an effort to dress nicely for a date
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of respect and affection to the first date
4. Going dancing that shows respect for yourself and your date, not grinding on a grimy dance floor
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it "hanging out"
6. Being clear about when you are going steady or are in a committed relationship
7. Making romantic gestures like writing poetry or songs
8. Turning off electronics to just be with the other person
9. Asking permission for things
10. NOT assuming that sex is to be had at any point in time

@danysaur_ asks, "Why haven't enough people applied this to their relationships?" It certainly seems like many people are wondering the same thing. Her tweet has been retweeted more than 3,000 times in less than a day. Could old-fashioned romance be making a comeback? We'd definitely swipe right on that.

Last night Trump urged his supporters to get out and vote Nov. 28th. LOL.

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Last night at a rally in Panama City Beach, Florida, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump stood at a podium and urged his voters to show up to the polls on Nov. 28th. That's 20 days too late.

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Even if you have already moved into your private bunker, you know that Election Day is Nov. 8th. Nevertheless, many people were happy to help Trump's supporters get to the polls.

Ok, but really, how could he have forgotten the most important day in his life? Maybe because the 28th is also a big one for him. It's the date he's due in court to face his fraud allegations for Trump University.

LOL, oh Trump, you have too many dates to remember! Don't worry, we have a sneaking suspicion your calendar is going to free up pretty soon.


Diver almost dies capturing craziest 7 seconds of whale footage you've ever seen.

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Australia photographer Beau Pilgrim nearly got crushed by 40 tons of whale meat, but it was all worth it for this spectacular footage of a mighty humpback breaching. From just a few meters away, Pilgrim catches the great fish swimming up toward the surface, leaping into the air, making a full 180, and crashing back below the waves. It's nuts.

Big thanks to Beau Pilgrim for being certifiably insane. If he weren't, we never would have seen this.

Janet Jackson officially announces her pregnancy although we all already knew that.

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Janet Jackson has officially confirmed what we have all already known for the past 6 months: the 50-year-old is pregnant with her first child. Yay! Everyone act surprised!

Fans pretty much new that Janet was pregnant when she posted this not-so-subtle video on Twitter back in April explaining that she has to suspend her world tour because she wanted to focus on starting a family with her husband, Wissam Saleh Al Mana.

Judging by the timing of that post, Janet is probably between 5-7 months along. Since the announcement, Jackson has been pretty much MIA from social media, and is presumably resting because she is growing a person inside her body.

You can see an exclusive picture of her bump via Peoplehere.

President Obama signs law protecting the stinkiest of all men's rights.

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President Obama, Dad-in-chief, is making sure that baby changing tables start to appear in more men's restrooms.

The bill, signed into law on October 7, is called the Bathrooms Accessible in Every Situation Act. And because it's okay to massage the letters a little to make a dope acronym, it's also known as the BABIES Act.

The bill, which received mutual support from both parties, was championed by Representative David Cicilline, a Democratic Congressman from Rhode Island.

"Government needs to do more to ensure that public buildings are family-friendly," he wrote. "No mom or dad should ever have to worry about finding a safe, sanitary place to change their baby ― least of all in a federal building that’s paid for by taxpayers.”

The new law will make baby changing tables mandatory in all men's and women's restrooms in "publicly-accessible federal buildings."

As the Huffington Post points out, none other than Ashton Kutcher was one of the first to bring the topic into public discourse, with a Facebook post and subsequent Change.org campaign in 2015.

There are NEVER diaper changing stations in mens public restrooms. The first public men's room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page! #BeTheChange

Posted by Ashton Kutcher on Sunday, March 8, 2015

Donald Trump admitted he liked to walk in on beauty pageant contestants naked.

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Today in News That Should Surprise No One, it turns out that Donald Trump used to purposely walk in on his beauty pageant contestants while they were dressing and undressing backstage. Audio clips released last week by CNN of Trump's appearances on Howard Stern reveal that Trump, who owned the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants from 1996-2015, often used his position of power to violate the privacy of women, some as young as 15.

In the clip, Stern and Trump are talking about whether or not Trump sleeps with the contestants (Trump says "as the owner of the pageant, it's your obligation to do that," and please God, let's hope he's joking), before Trump proudly spews this bit of horribleness:

Well, I’ll tell you the funniest is that before a show, I’ll go backstage and everyone’s getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it. You know, I’m inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, the dresses. "Is everyone okay?" You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. "Is everybody okay?" And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that.

In May, a former contestant told BuzzFeed News that definitely happened in the 2000 pageant, saying "The time that he walked through the dressing rooms was really shocking. We were all naked." The Trump campaign issued a complete denial at the time, but this newly re-emerged audio of him on Stern clearly contradicts that.

BuzzFeed News also spoke to four contestants from the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant, who confirmed that he did indeed walk in on them in various stages of undress. One of them, former Miss Vermont Teen USA, Mariah Billado, told BuzzFeed, ""I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, 'Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'" According to Billado, Trump then said something along the lines of "Don't worry, ladies, I've seen it all before." Oh. Well, that's perfectly okay then, right?

Trump is really so into all the things he can "get away with" because he's rich and famous. Hopefully becoming President of the United States isn't one of them.

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