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Kylie Jenner proves her chill by snapping fun pic with boyfriend's son/her future nephew.

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Kylie Jenner shared a rare photo of her hanging out with King Cairo, adorable three-year-old son of boyfriend Tyga and future sister-in-law Blac Chyna. While not technically his stepmom yet, Kylie has alluded to one day marrying her soon-to-be nephew's dad, so it's important that they bond.

Wearing a shirt that has "Kylie & Tyga" spraypainted and bedazzled on it, she took a mirror selfie with King Cairo's dad in the same photoshoot.

The fuzzy selfie doesn't fully do justice to King's cuteness.

King and his cousin Robin Twinning 😍❤️

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I love him so much King Cairo 👑 !!

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When ur light not right 😂

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Here's one more cute pic for good luck.

Mood☘

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The 'Arrested Development' narrator makes fact-checking Trump way more fun.

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Fact-checking everything Donald Trump says during his campaign is quite the daunting task, so we might as well have some fun with it. A glorious new video from NeverCaesar makes this nightmare election cycle slightly less terrifying by giving it the Arrested Development narrator commentary it so rightly deserves.

Finally, someone who isn't afraid to push back when Trump makes false claims.

Can Ron Howard moderate the next debate?

Marijuana wine is here to make you the sleepiest you've ever been.

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California winemakers think they finally found a way to make wine even better. Weed wine, which connoisseurs—likely in a haze of weed smoke and wine vapors—have apparently decided to call Canna Vine, is being produced commercially at last.

While this might sound great, there are several unfortunate downsides at this current moment of Canna Vine history.

First, it's expensive. Elite Daily reports that half a bottle will cost between $120 and $400.

Second, it's illegal almost everywhere. Not just in those states that have yet to make marijuana legal, but in weed-liberated Washington, Oregon, and Colorado as well.

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Those states do not allow sellers to combine alcohol and pot. If you want weed wine in those states, you'd have to go to the trouble of infusing the wine yourself, with a technique called "doing both at the same time."

Lastly, the one place that weed wine's allowed, California, will require you to have a medical marijuana license to purchase it.

Here's the upside: people might now have to brainstorm a medical condition that requires them to get simultaneously drunk and high to cure it. Where will they turn for inspiration?

Corey Feldman returned to 'Today' to perform an anti-bullying song.

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In September, actor/performer Corey Feldman appeared on Today to perform a song from his album Angelic 2 the Core. The clip of his performance ended up being Today's most-watched clip of the year, but the critical reception was…let's just say "not great." Today, a month after his first performance on the show, Feldman returned to Today to do another song, this one an anti-bullying anthem called "Take a Stand" from that same album​.

During the introduction to this song, Feldman told host Tamron Hall that this was a song "for America," and added, "We are at a time right now where the world needs to focus on peace and love."

Feldman took a lot of flak after his first performance, and even admitted that if he weren't so used to criticism, he might have contemplated suicide, which is really sad. People can be so cruel. But after that performance, he says he received support from Pink, Kesha, Miley Cyrus, and even Paris Jackson, the daughter of his friend and idol Michael Jackson. That support made him want to perform again, so maybe just remember he is an actual human being with real feelings and don't be so goddamn awful this time, internet.

Hiker interrupts bears having sex and suffers the consequences.

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A 54-year-old hiker named Dan Richman was mauled by a bear in the Sierra Madre foothills of California on Monday and a state warden thinks it may be because he interrupted two bears getting it on, the Los Angeles Times reports. This reminds me of a time when my college roommate forgot to put a sock on the doorknob, except in my case the scars were only emotional.

Richman, who said he feels "fortunate" to have survived, relayed the terrifying chain of events to KTLA. "All of a sudden, I saw this bear standing on its hind legs and I'd never seen a bear in person before," he said. "I was pretty freaked out." After trying to run away, he then encountered a second bear, which ended up attacking him. Richman played dead as the bear put its jaws around his neck and finally gave up.

He managed to escape, sustaining a head injury and "multiple cuts" on his head, legs, feet, and torso.

According to the Los AngelesTimes, a state game warden speculates that the bears "may have been a mating pair that was interrupted." "The hiker probably just surprised the bears and they reacted the way an animal with teeth and claws does, attack," said a spokesperson, who really seems to be on Team Bear.

And can you blame them? Those bears were just trying to get it on in peace. Then again, all of this could be avoided if everyone who co-habitates would just put a god damn sock on the door before they get down to business. OK, ALLISON??

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This video of the evolution of drag queen fashion is the most fabulous thing you will watch today.

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Distract yourself from all the crappy stuff going on in the news and feast your eyes on this video depicting the herstory of drag queen fashion. Vanity Fair teamed up with RuPaul's Drag Race alumni Kim Chi, Detox, Raja and Shangela for the video that will make you want to grab your makeup and beat your face.

The evolution shows how the art of drag has evolved from men mostly trying to "pass" as women to drag queens honing in on an aesthetic all their own. From Madame Butterfly to David Bowie, the video explores what has inspired drag from the 1920's until now (and a beyond).

Makeup artist uses hijab as part of amazing 'Halal-ey Quinn' Halloween costume.

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Halloween is three weeks away, and we're already sick of Harley Quinn costumes. But self-described "makeup wizard" Nora Belk has figured out a unique spin that we absolutely love, and all she had to do was incorporate the hijab she wears every day. Wearing a two-tone hijab to match her harlequin makeup, she created a brand-new character she calls "Halal-ey Quinn." She shared a picture on Imgur, where it's blowing up in a big way.

The response to Belk's costume has been overwhelming. Her picture has scored more than 13,000 points on Imgur in less than a day, and the commenters are glowing. PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur wrote, "If you can work a pun into your Halloween costume and stick to your religious beliefs and dress up as something topical, I'm super impressed." The more succinct abuud403 went with the simple, "Happy Halaloween!"

After the picture went viral, Belk added a message to all of her new fans:

Wow, I'm so in shock about the response I got! I really appreciate it, I also got a lot of questions about my instagram it's: @makeupwizardd I mostly post make up looks on there (: Thanks all!!

Suicide Squad may have been a big mess, but at least it helped put this young Netherlands-based makeup artist on the map. And she didn't even have to get a pig head from Jared Leto.


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Billy Bush might pull a Lochte and join 'Dancing with the Stars.'

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Where do disgraced celebrities go to prove their contrition and win back the hearts of Americans? Dancing With the Stars, of course. So it's no shocker that Page Six is reporting that DWTS wants locker room talker Billy Bush for their spring lineup.

Sources tell the publication, "It comes in March. That’s far enough away. Everybody goes on to do the apology tour. It’s ironic there is Ryan Lochte on, who he started this controversy with when he started with Today." They could even consider changing the show's name to Dancing With the Dishonored. Well, that's maybe not as catchy.

Bush will likely lose his job at NBC's Today, due to a breach of the "morality clause" of his contract caused by his failure to make NBC top executives aware of the 2005 Access Hollywood tape featuring his and Donald Trump's lewd conversation. Sources say it's just a "matter of time" before his firing is announced.

A different source told Page Six, Bush's "likability factor has always been off anyway as a lot of viewers find him annoying." So he's going to have do a pretty major overhaul of his entire persona for him to change any minds. Sounds easy enough (lol). And DWTS is as good a place to start as any.

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Artist protests Donald Trump's 'p*ssy' remarks by using her own to paint him.

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An artist and vagina-haver named Davison is "grabbing back" at Donald Trump's p*ssy comments by painting a portrait of him using her own. That's one way to do it!

Davison, who went viral in March for painting Trump with her boob, painted two pictures of the Republican nominee with her hoo-ha as a way to protest him and his sexist comments. She will auction off the paintings and donate 50% of the proceeds to ovarian cancer research.

Honestly, what Davison painted with her vajayjay is better than anything I could have painted with my hands, so kudos! Plus, it gives me the shivers to think about slathering my lady parts in cold paint.

She really captured his blob-like essence.

Davison ended up auctioning the painting she made with her boob for $530, half of which she donated to a breast cancer charity. Hopefully these little p*ssy-paintings will also bring in the big bucks for a good cause.

Eric Trump used the 'only men' map of the USA to prove that Trump's gaining momentum.

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Eric Trump sent a fundraising email on Wednesday with the subject line "surge," telling his father's supporters that "right now all the momentum is on our side."

In case you have even the most tenuous grasp on the news and find the "momentum" claim to be strange and the map to be delusional, that's because Eric Trump apparently got confused.

Why, yes. Thank you, Twitter user Eric Kleefeld. That is, apparently, just an image from the polling website FiveThirtyEight, which showed just how the election might pan out if America repealed the 19th Amendment.

Of course, if only women voted, the margins would be even more lopsided.

But that's beside the point, because both those maps are completely hypothetical.

The 27 funniest tweets of 10/13/16: Trump Vs. NY Times, Trump denials, Bob Dylan and more.

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It's Thursday, and the Trump Meltdown continues. Accusations of sexual misconduct, more hysterical denials, threats to sue the New York Times and more! Plus, Bob Dylan won a Nobel Prize. These are the 27 funniest tweets of 10/13/16:

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7 things you missed today while you were at your boring adult job: Trump, Kylie, and Sexy Ken Bone.

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Today, October 13th, 2016, like every day of the last 15 months, and for the next 25 days, was full of Donald Trump news. While you were offline or too distracted actively contributing society to scroll through the interwebs, here's what you missed, featuring things as inconsequential as Kylie Jenner to the prestigious AF Nobel Prize.

1. People magazine writer Natasha Stoynoff shared her harrowing story of when she was assaulted by the tiny hands of Trump.

2. Trump once saw a 10-year-old girl and saw a potential girlfriend.

3. Palate cleanser after disgusting Trumpiness: A hero edited in Ron Howard to the biggest election since George-Michael Bluth and Steve Holt.

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4. A Hibaji makeup artist's Harley Quinn costume is way better than the movie Suicide Squad.

5. Cool Aunt Kylie Jenner hung out with King Cairo, her future nephew/boyfriend's son.

6. Ken Bone got the sexy Halloween costume treatment to make you sweat through your red sweater.

7. And finally, Bob Dylan went and won the Nobel Prize for Literature, and Twitter talked how does it feeeee-al.


Here's the sexy Ken Bone Halloween costume America needs right now.

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There is now a sexy Ken Bone Halloween costume available on Yandy.com—technically, it's called the "Sexy Undecided Voter" costume, but we would know that red cardigan and mustache anywhere. So everyone can relax and stop worrying about choosing a costume this year, because unlike Ken Bone, it's decided.

This is Bone like you've never seen Bone before.

Bone's now iconic red cardigan and white collared shirt have been transformed into a crop top, complete with black glasses, a mustache and, of course, a microphone. All this will leave you short $100, which is a small price to pay to look like a bangable Ken Bone in a sea of regular Ken Bones at your Halloween party.

Iconic undecided voter Kenneth "Ken" Bone has grabbed America by the heartstrings (not any other body part) in a time when we all thought this election had left us dead inside. So you know we will be seeing a lot of red cardigans this Halloween. But you just might be the only one in a crop top, high-waisted pants and stilettos.

As long as Ken Bone doesn't decide to vote Trump before October 31st, in which case this costume would become too scary even for Halloween.

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'New York Times' calls Trump's bluff in fiery response letter.

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Not at all surprisingly, Donald Trump has threatened to sue the New York Times over the story they ran titled"Two Women Say Donald Trump Touched Them Inappropriately," claiming that it was libelous. Now the Times has responded, and the crux of their response is basically, "Go ahead, buddy."

There should be a big red stamp over this that says "BOOYAH!"

David McCraw, a lawyer for the Times, sent the following letter to Trump's lawyer, Marc Kasowitz. It reads:

I write in response to your letter dated October 12, 2016 to Dean Baquet concerning your client Donald Trump, the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States. You write concerning our article "Two Women Say Donald Trump Touched Them Inappropriately," and label the article as "libel per se." You ask that we "remove it from [our] website, and issue a full and immediate retraction and apology." We decline to do so.

The essence of a libel claim, of course, is the protection of one’s reputation. Mr. Trump has bragged about his non-consensual sexual touching of women. He has bragged about intruding on beauty pageant contestants in their dressing rooms. He acquiesced to a radio host’s request to discuss Mr. Trump’s own daughter as a ‘piece of ass.’ Multiple women not mentioned in our article have publicly come forward to report on Mr.Trump’s unwanted advances. Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

But there is a larger and much more important point here. The women quoted in our story spoke out on an issue of national importance—indeed, an issue that Mr. Trump himself discussed with the whole nation watching during Sunday night's presidential debate. Our reporters diligently worked to confirm the women's accounts. They provided readers with Mr. Trump's response, including his forceful denial of the women's reports. It would have been a disservice not just to our readers but to democracy itself to silence their voices. We did what the law allows: We published newsworthy information about a subject of deep public concern. If Mr. Trump disagrees, if he believes that American citizens had no right to hear what these women had to say and that the law of this country forces us and those who would dare to criticize him to stand silent or be punished, we welcome the opportunity to have a court set him straight.

Trump held a "major speech" today at noon in West Palm Beach, which mostly consisted of him saying the "vicious claims" are "fabricated," and calling everyone on Earth a liar.

He also specifically mentioned the People writer, Natasha Stoynoff, who claimed he assaulted her, implying that she wasn't hot enough for him to want to molest.

Trump bragged about his inappropriate conduct with women to Billy Bush in 2005, and now he wants everyone to think that was all talk. He's been on Howard Stern making sexual remarks about women (including his own daughter, Ivanka) and young girls unbefitting a presidential candidate. Several women have come forward to accuse of him of forcibly kissing and touching them without consent. But sure, none of it's true.

SMDH. As Trump himself would say, "Sad!"

This guy is holding a contest to find the world's most beautiful anus.

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If you've ever wondered if you have the prettiest butthole in all the land, here's your chance to find out. A sex toy maker by the name of Brian Sloan is holding a contest to find the world's most beautiful anus.

Sloan has already held scrotum and vagina beauty contests, but according to The Daily Dot, he's ready to delve into the "taboo hole."

"The anus is a special hole, for sure not as desired as the mouth or vulva, but desired nonetheless," Sloan said. Well, we certainly are glad the anus is finally getting its well-deserved moment in the spotlight.

So how does one find the world's most beautiful anus? People can submit their photos to the contest site. The Daily Dot reports that "the metadata is scrubbed from the photos, and participants have the option of using an alias." Privacy is very important here.

From there, it's up to the internet to vote for their favorite butthole. The three winners will not only get to split $10,000, they'll also have their anuses 3-D scanned so that Sloan can manufacture replicas to sell to the masses. Wow. What a prize.

You may be thinking that you've heard it all by now. But wait, there's more! The contest also has its very own theme song.

What is this world coming to?

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