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Britney Spears narrowly avoids wardrobe malfunction, keeps singing because she's Britney Spears.

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In Las Vegas on Sunday, a strap on Britney Spears' top came loose, heralding the familiar rush of dancers to her side like little elves fixing a bell on Santa's sleigh.

At this point, wardrobe malfunctions are just another function of Britney Spears' wardrobe. She's over it. She's been having these episodes throughout her Vegas residency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=75&v=xBGb_BUZ3xU

As they offered their busy little hands to tie her back together and eventually give her another shirt, Spears just keeps performing. Just like she did last year.

Like, look at this exact same issue from 2015.

Get the woman some sturdier clothes.

At the same time, it seems like her dancers are getting faster and more frantic to please their leader. This is probably Britney's way of thinning the herd.

Raise your hand if you'd watch a reality show where the slowest dancer to fix a Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction gets banned from Las Vegas.


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This survivor of the Pulse nightclub shooting who is going to vote for the first time ever is inspiring as hell.

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A survivor of the heartbreaking Pulse nightclub shooting is voting in a presidential election for the very first time this year, and he's urging others to do the same.

Ricardo, who was present when Omar Mateen opened fire in the crowded club and killed 49 people, has never voted before. He discusses the life changing night and the importance of voting below.

"Every issue that we face has a root in the political level," says Ricardo in the video. "So if you do not vote for the politicians that will try to fight for you, then what is it that you're doing?"

Although Ricardo did not disclose who he plans on voting for, the video was made by the Human Rights Campaign, who endorses Hillary Clinton. But no matter who you are supporting, Ricardo's message is relevant and important.

Election day is November 8th.

Justin Bieber walked off stage because his fans wouldn't stop screaming.

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Listen up, Beliebers—Justin Bieber has HAD IT with you people screaming adoringly at his shows. At his show in Birmingham, England last week, Bieber asked his fans to limit their screaming when he's trying to talk to the audience in between songs, calling it "obnoxious." Then, on Sunday night at the Manchester, England stop of his Purpose World Tour, Bieber full-on walked off stage when the fans wouldn't settle down. Literally just dropped the mic and peaced out.

According to Billboard, right before giving up and walking off stage, Bieber told the audience,

I appreciate all the support, I appreciate love. I appreciate the kind things. But the screaming in these breaks has got to stop. Please and thank you. I don't think it's necessary when I'm trying to say something and you guys are screaming.

Justin Bieber has been playing shows for like 75 years now, so he has a pretty good idea how they work. Either he's just completely over the screaming altogether, or his English fans are loud as hell. But asking teenage girls to stop screaming in adoration at their idol is probably about as effective as asking a jackhammer if it could try tearing up concrete a bit more quietly.

#GrabYourWallet calls on women to boycott Ivanka Trump for defending her dad.

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Fed up with Ivanka Trump's continuing to defend her father's campaign in the wake of sexual assault allegations and him bragging about sexual assault to Billy Bush women are voting with their purses and not buying her purses.

Shannon Coulter, a marketing specialist in the Bay Area, started the hashtag #GrabYourWallet, a play on Trump's notorious phrase from his "locker room talk." Coulter is targeting Ivanka Trump's $100 million clothing and accessories line and the stores that carry it, calling out the hypocrisy of Ivanka making money off of a brand of female empowerment as her dad campaigns on sexism and racism.

“If Ivanka Trump had distanced herself from the campaign I would not be boycotting her. But something changed for me when that tape was released,” Coulter told The Guardian.

Shoppers on Twitter are joining in.

With Ivanka acting as her father's main surrogate—no matter how she denies her role—makes seeing a Trump-branded shoe now evokes fascism more than fashion.

Coulter believes that at this point in the campaign, it's too late for Ivanka to simply apologize or denounce her father's comments, after an entire year enabling him on the campaign trail.

“If she were not campaigning for Donald Trump, I would be very happy for her business and proud of her success. But I think she is being used to whitewash the candidate and make him more palatable,” Coulter explained, “The boycott is actually a mark of respect for her."

Stepdad's punny tooth fairy letter goes viral because it's spiteful and hilarious.

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Instead of a lame dollar or pathetic handful of change under the pillow, Kellie Dawson'sdaughter woke up to a sprawling letter from a spiteful tooth fairy, full of puns and imagination.

If Scarlett happens to love Twitter (kids these days...), she's about to find out three things. First, that her stepdad is the tooth fairy. Second, that her step dad is a Twitter hero. Third, that her step dad loves puns.

Read the whole letter, and get excited for your kid's next tooth to fall out.

This dad's poop revenge is why you should always pick up after your dog.

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There is nothing more infuriating than when someone refuses to pick up after their dog. "If you didn't want to pick up poop, you shouldn't have gotten a dog!" we scream into the night. Fortunately, father and redditor baldandoldinIdaho was witness to a crime committed against his lawn, and enacted a perfect revenge that will hopefully send a message to dog-poop-leavers everywhere.

Bald and old sets the scene in what should be a picturesque part of Idaho.

I live in a very popular resort city in the North West. We have a beautiful lake that is perfect for setting off fireworks above for the fourth of July. We live four blocks from the beach so we know through experience to leave our cars in front of our house in order to save our parking spots but that doesn't stop people from parking across the cross walk at the corner of our lot.

So one fourth I'm sitting on my porch waiting for the wife and kids to get ready to walk down to the beach to watch the fireworks when a pickup pulls up and parks across the crossing. An older couple get out along with their black lab who immediately trots onto my yard and lays a huge poop pile. The couple watch this, remember I'm right there, leash the dog and head down the street. I yell after them to clean up after their dog but they just wave me off and continue towards the beach.

Of course it is tempting to avoid touching poop, but there were witnesses. Have they no shame?!

Well, being a home owner I have a shovel , a love of my property, and a hatred of dog crap. So I fetch my shovel, scoop up the pile and proceed to smear it over the entirety of their windshield.

After the fireworks my whole family got to watch them try to clean their windshield with a variety of napkins and rags while swearing at us about what ass holes we were while my wife and boys laughed their heads off.

Clearly, those were the real fireworks that Fourth.

Isn't this some sort of old proverb? Poop unto others as you would have them poop unto you.

Your mom was wrong. Girl Scout cookies are for breakfast.

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Your mom was wrong: Cookies ARE for breakfast. According to Buzzfeed News, General Mills will be releasing Girl Scout cookie cereal next year. Dreams do come true.

The Instagram account, candyhunting, broke the news and a General Mills spokesperson confirmed to Buzzfeed that the cereal will be hitting the shelves in January. If their photos are to be believed, it appears that the cereal will come in Thin Mint and Caramel Crunch flavors (which are the best ones, if we're being honest). Caramel Crunch appears to be what we're calling Samoas now.

General Mills apparently wants to keep any other details about the cereal a delicious mystery for now. “We will provide additional information when we are closer to the launch,” the spokesperson told Buzzfeed.

This announcement comes on the heels of the Girl Scouts announcing two new S'mores cookie flavors for next year.

So if you're looking for us in 2017, this is where we'll be:


This unexplained video from a haunted pub is making the internet believe in ghosts.

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The internet is shivering in fear at this unexplained surveillance video taken at the Chapel House Pub in Dudley, England. In the clip, manager Katie Ann Round and her fiancé Ben Parkes can be seen investigating a "wet floor" sign that seems possessed by an otherworldly force. And just when they think the coast is clear, Parkes has the crap scared out of him by the mop from hell.

Is this a poltergeist? The spirit of a long-dead janitor desperate to give the floor one last go-over? Or is the explanation something more commonplace, like aliens?

Round told the Daily Mirror, "I didn’t believe in ghosts at all but this really spooked me." Parkes added, "Last Friday a glass on a shelf above the bar propelled off and hit me hard in the chest."

The pub has been in business since 1830, and locals have reported ghostly incidents throughout the years. In the past, the cellar was used as overflow cells for the local police station.

So has this video convinced you that ghosts are real? Or did you already believe in ghosts? Or are you still skeptical, because you don't believe in science or your own eyes?

Amy Schumer rattles Beyhive with poorly-conceived 'Formation' video.

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Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn are in Mexico working on a movie together, and they took a little time off from filming to put together their own version of Beyoncé's "Formation" video. Why? Unclear.

On Friday night, the 35-year-old comedian tweeted a link to the video on YouTube, along with the text "Okay ladies watch us get in formation."

The video isn't a direct remake or parody of Beyonce's video—Schumer used Beyonce's song as the backing track, while lip-synching the words and recreating some of the moves from the video. Besides Schumer and Hawn, the video also features Schumer's sister, Kim Caramele, as well as Wanda Sykes and Joan Cusack (who are also in the movie, apparently).

Of course, not everyone loves the video. Popular Twitter account FeministaJones tweeted her reaction to the video, along with the words "I quit life."

And she wasn't the only one who wasn't a fan. FeministaJones started the AmySchumerGottaGoParty hashtag on Twitter, and soon people were RSVPing left and right.

Okay, so maybe "no" on "Formation," then, Amy? Not really sure what made her think this would be a good idea.

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100 people show off their 'O-face' in the awkwardest YouTube video ever created.

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WatchCut Videoasked 100 people to demonstrate their "O-face," and the only way this video could get more awkward is if your mom was watching it with you.

The 100 lucky participants were asked to reenact what their faces look like when they orgasm, and bravely, they all dug down deep and gave it their best shot. Check out the excessive moaning below.

Some people are great at faking it. Others, not so much. Either way, that was uncomfortable af. Good job, guys.

Salma Hayek says Trump planted fake tabloid story about her after she rejected him.

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Here's still more news of disgusting, misogynist behavior from that creepy guy at the bar running for president. In an interview on a Spanish-language radio show that aired last week, Salma Hayek said that Donald Trump once pursued her and asked her out but she turned him down, Buzzfeed News reports. So to get her back, the actress says an ego-bruised Trump planted a National Enquirer story in which he claimed she was"too short for him." Happy Monday, I guess.

Hayek, a Hillary Clinton supporter who has been vocally anti-Trump, was explaining why the GOP candidate would be bad for the Latino community during an interview on LA's Radio Centro 93.9. When the host asked her about the allegations that Trump assaulted various women, the actress, 50, said she believed the allegations and then told her own story.

“When I met that man, I had a boyfriend, and he tried to become his friend to get my home telephone number,” she said. “He got my number and he would call me to invite me out.”

Instead of pulling the old "I have a boyfriend," card (as most women can attest to, it doesn't always work), Hayek was direct with him. He didn't take it well, she says, and pulled an elaborate scheme to both hurt her feelings and try to win her back. She said:

When I told him I wouldn’t go out with him even if I didn’t have a boyfriend, [which he took as disrespectful], he called — well, he wouldn’t say he called, but someone told the National Enquirer... Someone told the National Enquirer — I’m not going to say who, because you know that whatever he wants to come out comes out in the National Enquirer. It said that he wouldn’t go out with me because I was too short. Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you.’ He thought that I would try to go out with him so people wouldn’t think that’s why he wouldn’t go out with me.

To add fuel to the fire: over the summer, BuzzFeed News reported that Trump had purchased a $120,000 luxury trip with Trump ​Foundation money that included dinner with Hayek, at a charity auction in 2008. But he never went on the trip.

Gross, manipulative, entitled behavior from The Donald? It's as infuriating as it is unsurprising. Let's just keep counting down until November 9th when we can all hopefully look back on all of this as a hazy nightmare.

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Jared Fogle's ex-wife is suing Subway for allegedly covering up his pedophilia over 11 years.

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Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle's ex-wife Kathleen McLaughlin is now suing the company over allegations that they knew of Jared's predilections as far back as 2004. The sandwich chain emerged remarkably intact from the headline-dominating arrest of Jared by the FBI in 2015; this is the first allegation that they covered up his pedophilia.

This is the picture I will always use for Jared stories, because it's creepy af.

According to McLaughlin's suit, a copy of which was obtained by TMZ, a senior Subway executive received a complaint in 2004 that Jared had approached a young girl at a Vegas promotional event and attempted to solicit sexual activities. His previous prosecution already established that Fogle has paid for illegal sex with teenagers and sought to pay for younger girls. McLaughlin alleges the company also received two more complaints between 2004 and 2015.

She is suing for damages in two ways. Had the company not covered up Jared's pedophilia, she says, she would never have married him in 2010. In addition, she is suing because of an ad Subway produced in 2015, knowing about his tendencies and perhaps knowing the FBI was circling his associates. McLaughlin says the ad has caused great emotional distress to herself and her children.

As for Jared, he's apparently gained a lot of weight in prison along with a mean nickname, and he's still asking people for nudes.


'Teen Mom' reunion turns into Adult Mom brawl.

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Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood got into a physical fight while filming a Teen Mom OG reunion special on October 22nd, according to US Weekly. It's been many years since Portwood and Abraham were both "16 and Pregnant," but just because they got older doesn't mean they grew up.

New episode on now before the VMA'S💙

A photo posted by Amber Leann Portwood (@realamberlportwood1__) on

Apparently the trouble started when the show's host (and referee) Dr. Drew Pinsky asked Abraham's boyfriend, Simon Saran, to clarify comments he had made on Snapchat calling Portwood's boyfriend, Matt Baier, a pedophile. Before Saran could apologize, Abraham​ interjected and said that Baier "kind of looks like a pedophile," whatever that means. Portwood then stormed the stage to defend her boyfriend, while Abraham's father got involved in an attempt to defend his daughter. Between the babies and the adults who act like babies, there is never a shortage of screaming when it comes to a Teen Mom reunion. However, things usually don't get physical.

Saran later tweeted about the incident, causing even more controversy.

Portwood responded with this tweet, encouraging people to tune in to find out what really happened.

Then Saran fired back by saying that the show will edit him and Abraham unfairly, even though the episode is not even out yet.

He now appears to be attacking the Teen Mom producers and is rallying together people to get the show taken off air altogether.

We will just have to wait and see the reunion for ourselves, but much like one very orange presidential candidate, (who Farrah has recently endorsed, by the way), it looks like Abraham and Saran will just blame editing if they appear in the wrong. Being a mother, Abraham should probably be able to recognize a temper tantrum when she sees one.

Man groping multiple women on a plane looks unhappy about being exposed on social media.

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Writer/performer Ariana Lenarsky has gone viral on Twitter by speaking out about an incident in which a man groped her on an airplane and got away with it. Immediately after being grabbed by this stranger, Lenarsky immediately began tweeting. She documented the entire story, up to and including her conversation with the FBI after landing. Needless to say, it's upsetting.

Between this and doctors receiving bigoted treatment, it seems like planes are the new hot spot for harassment. Maybe it's something about how vaguely laws are enforced at 30,000 feet. Or else pressurized air brings out the worst in people.

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13 dudes explain why they suddenly ghosted on the women they were texting.

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It's easy to assume when the guy who has been texting you every day suddenly ghosts, it's because he's found someone else. According to the men on reddit, however, it can be much more complicated than that. Here are 13 explanations guys gave for disappearing that go way beyond "I met someone new."

1. RandomUsername416 ghosted because he felt like he was doing all the work.

It began to feel like a chore.

She didn't seem interested in me like she used to.

I began to feel like texting her wasn't worth my time.

I decided I would respond to any text she sent but I would completely stop initiating conversation/questions (in part just so I could see what would happen) because it felt like I was doing it all. Haven't had a response since, and the above statements became more true than I wished...

2. Wakkajabba discovered too many smiley faces can cause a frownie.

Turns out I wasn't talking to her, I was just talking to her bank of emojis.

3. Jesstosterone got sick of the games.

When I don't get a text back for hours, but anytime we hang out the girls eyes are glued to her phone.

4. DabidoZ didn't want to compete for greatness.

I'll only stop texting if they stop taking interest, e.g one word answers or 'haha omg emoji' you can tell they're having a better conversation with someone else

5. DotaXLeague found a better use for his texting fingers.

I masturbated furiously and decided this was not someone I truly wanted to be talking to.

6. surnguy decided he wasn't a can for your conversation trash.

I did this for a year to a girl I like, but stopped because our conversation has gotten stale and it always circled around her and the shit that she likes to talk about, however, when it's MY turn to talk about myself and the shit that I like to talk about, not only would the enthusiasm drop it would be followed by one word replies. Not about that life mang

7. Not_Me_But_A_Friend stopped when he got a clue.

When the lust gives way to critical analysis of my chances.

8. CaptainShawerma became too busy celebrating Festivus.

Showmanship, George! When you see that you've reached a high-note, you walk out of there!

9. RemoteProvider was left with questions of his own.

Usually because they don't do anything to keep the conversation going. I shouldn't be the only one asking questions, etc.

10. My_Names_Jefff did not want to flirt with disaster.

Told me she wanted to be friends. She still wanted us to talk flirty because its fun. Just said fuck that

11. rossmosh85 has apparently done this before. A lot.

Lots of reasons:

Boring conversation

One sided conversation

You realize you're really not interested

Found someone more interesting

I'm an asshole

Some more unique ones:

Things are shit and I don't want to talk about it:

Shits getting real

General insecurity about the future

Things aren't progressing well or the way you want

I don't feel like chatting and then get guilty for not responding. Then I have to come up with some excuse and I don't want to so I avoid you.

I'm an asshole

13. And finally, pblood40 who let someone else get the final say.

My wife told me to stop

Honeymooning couple perfectly parodies Instagram's most annoying trend.

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Newlyweds Adhiraj Singh and Daribha Lyndemrecently spent their honeymoon in Italy, and had some fun on the trip taking on one's of the Instagram's the cheesiest trends.

By now everyone has the seen #FollowMeTo Instagram tag, where a gorgeous woman glamorously leads her man to an exotic landscape, throughout the never-ending honeymoon that is marriage.

Singh and Lyndem inverted the pose, switching up the direction of the pulling.

The couple hilariously took pics outside the crazy-expensive stores in Milan "where there are luxury brands a plenty," as Lyndem toldindy100.

Louis Vuitton

Posted by Adhiraj Singh on Saturday, October 22, 2016

The photos went viral, which is a lovely wedding gift from the internet.

Congratulations to the happy couple on going viral! Oh, and also getting married.

We just got hitched 😁#DariRaj #firstmarriedcoupleselfie

A photo posted by Daribha Lyndem (@darisheblows) on

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