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Your dog lovingly dreams about you while they sleep because dogs are the best.

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I don't think it was ever a secret that dogs are precious, furry angels who are too good and pure for this world, but now we have even more proof to back that claim up. It turns out that dogs likely dream about their owners while they sleep. Awwww!

A Clinical and Evolutionary Psychologist at Harvard by the name of Dr. Deirdre Barrett told Peoplethat because most mammals have a similar sleep cycle to humans, it's highly likely that your pup sees your face when he or she falls asleep. Dr. Barret explained:

Humans dream about the same things they’re interested in by day, though more visually and less logically. There’s no reason to think animals are any different. Since dogs are generally extremely attached to their human owners, it’s likely your dog is dreaming of your face, your smell and of pleasing or annoying you.

That's right. That's how much our dogs love us. What did we do to deserve these majestic and noble creatures?


Beauty queen drops out after pageant owner tells her to stop eating.

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20-year-old Arna Ýr Jónsdóttir, Miss Iceland 2015, has publicly dropped out of the Miss Grand International beauty pageant in Las Vegas after the organization's owner gave her some outrageous advice. Jónsdóttir told the Icelandic Monitor that she received this message from spokespeople for Thai TV presenter Nawat Itsaragrisil, the pageant's owner:

Stop eating breakfast, eat just salad for lunch and drink water every evening until the contest … [Itsaragrisil] is telling you this because he likes you and wants you to do well in this contest.

For reference, this is what Jónsdóttir looks like:

She told the Monitor exactly how she felt about Itsaragrisil's message:

If the owner of the contest really wants me to lose weight and doesn’t like me the way I am, then he doesn’t deserve to have me in the Top 10.

She went on to explain that her athletic body type is the result of her past as a competitive gymnast:

Yes, my shoulders are a bit broader than the other girls’ but that is because I was a member of the Icelandic national athletics team and I am proud of that …Of course, I don’t take these comments to heart, but to do my best then hear this … Personally, I think I’m fine as I am.

And considering that she was crowned Miss Iceland, it seems that others agree with her. (Of course, the superficial judgment of pageant judges is legally binding.)

Another sjot from the MGI shoot ✨ #mgi2016 #missgrandiceland2016 #missgrandiceland #missgrandinternational2016

A photo posted by Arna Ýr Jónsdóttir (@arnayr) on

Jónsdóttir explained that this incident has soured her on beauty pageants in general:

I no longer have any interest in doing my best in this competition after receiving that message. This is definitely the last contest I shall be taking part in.

Good for her. Casual sexism and body-shaming are all too common in the pageant world. And also, these things are just dumb.

This moving map of unemployment from 1990-2016 shows how unpredictable life is for working Americans.

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This map from FlowingData shows how unemployment rose and fell across the United States over a quarter-century, from 1990 to today. For some people, it will be shocking how deep the unemployment gets during recessions in some areas (and never leaves others), and for others, it will be shocking that huge swaths of the country do so well. It's also a glaring demonstration of just how bad the 2007-2008 financial collapse tanked the economy. As bad as the 1990-91 and 2002 recessions seemed at the time, 2008 was a monster. And because it devastated the home construction industry, it was felt far beyond the cities that normally suffer the most.

15 women share the ‘nice’ things men do that are actually supremely creepy.

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It should be pretty simple to know when you're freaking a woman out—if she asks you to stop doing something, stop doing it. But sometimes dudes are completely clueless that their "nice" gesture is going extremely awry. These 15 stories from women should be required reading for creepy dudes everywhere.

1. You need to call pinkswirls before you show up.

"Surprise" Visits when you tell them you can't meet with them

2. Actually, Sportslov3r makes it clear you need to call anyone before you show up.

I had a guy show up to my work once. I got a flat tire the day before, he said that he came to visit me to tighten my lug nuts on my spare (I'm a petite girl). The catch is, I worked in Vegas at a large and popular hotel- he walked through two large parking garages of 8 floors each to find my car before coming into my work to see me.

3. MomSmellsLikeVodka doesn't need you to sweep her off her feet.

Physically picking me up without notice.

I'm lucky, being taller than average and heavier than I look, so it doesn't happen a ton to me, but I've known a lot of short, petite women that deal with this on the regular.

4. Welp, MyTreeHouseIsOnFire's coworker really escalated quickly.

a guy I work with that's close to my dad's age constantly talks about how I look like his wife did when she was younger , but that she's not pretty like me anymore. I find it super odd. Also, I'm a super un-touchy person with people I work with, especially the men. The same guy forced me into a hug (he's at least twice my size) and wouldn't let me go because "(insert other female coworkers name here) let's me hug her so why don't you?" And then later called me a bitch because I told him to let me go

5. Bogglobster has one story in case anyone still thinks catcalling is okay.

The amount if times I've had to tell people to stop yelling out of my car window to girl on the street is pretty sad. You look like a fool trying to impress anybody hanging out the side of a Neon. I dont understand what anyone tries to gain in that moment

6. Seriously, guys? You're hungry and thirsty? PlantaAliena doesn't have time for this.

I work part time at a restaurant that's huge for delivery orders. The amount of guys who ask me out over the phone is extremely uncomfortable. I'm not flirting. I'm just being polite and trying to get your order. Guys will frequently say stuff like "I'm sorry but you just have a sexy/pretty voice and I wanted to let you know." It's inappropriate and so unnecessary.

I have to ask for their phone number so the delivery driver can call them and they'll say stuff like "Only if I can get yours!"

Or "You have my address. You should stop by after work. When do you get off?" What the fuck you have no idea what I look like! I could be ugly as hell.

My least favorite is when I ask "Anything else I can help you with?" and they reply "Depends, can you be delivered with the pizza?"

Whenever I get upset or don't respond well to these remarks, they always insist they're just trying to be nice.

7. VakarianBottleBlast needs you to know you're not being a gentleman.

Following me to my car/house/next class when I say I'm fine. You may think it's protective of me, but I said no and YOU might actually be what I'm trying to get away from.

8. He totally agrees with you on this one, Kahtoorrein.

Agreeing with everything I say. I have a male friend who does this - never disagrees with me, never brings up any controversial topics, always expresses interest in what I express interest in even if I know he doesn't like it, never talks about his hobbies, and basically matches himself to me in every way he can. I know he thinks he's relating to me and trying to make sure I like him, but it comes off as a fuckboi move. A "I want to stay in your good graces so you'll let me hit that". A "I'm so insecure in myself that I feel like I need to conform myself to this girl so she'll like me". It's very creepy. Not to the "going to wear your skin as a suit" point of creepy, but the "I'm secretly stalking you and copying what you do" point of creepy

9. ImNotAnAnimal comes through with the classic.

Telling me to smile when I have a straight face or when I'm frowning.

10. ALWAYS_TELLING_LIES is being honest this time.

A good morning text, every, single, day!

EDIT: I'm talking about guys that do this when we're not in a relationship.

EDIT 2: Fuck that trashy scank, Dianna

11. Yeah, jewelrider, this is strange.

When someone speaks in absolutes romantically about you when you aren't even dating, especially upon hearing a woman being "mistreated" to try to impress. I hate these even from partner, but it is 100x worse from a creeper.

"I would never leave you." "I would always treat you right." "I would never do that to you."

Also, any form of "white knighting".

12. Heart-cooks-brain is just wondering how friendly your work-hug really is.

I worked with a supervisor once, nice guy, but he liked to get hugs from all the female employees. He wasn't grabby or anything, always respectful, but you knew when he was coming in for a hug. Every day.

Nobody really took issue with it, but it became weird to me when I got involved with a coworker, and then all of a sudden he's making a deal about how he can't hug me anymore.

So, uhm, are these hugs friendly? Cause if they are, they're for everyone and are no big deal. If you're worried about what my SO would think of our hug, then maybe your wife wouldn't appreciate you wrapping your arms around every young set of tits in the building.

13. Stop batting your eyelashes at Nymphthsis when she's trying to get to know you.

First date excessive eye contact or admiring looks, yes eye contact is nice and a good sign of respect, and I know your keen to show interest, but darling there's a fine line you crossed into creepy staring.

14. The makeup is for her benefit, not yours, says Laganjadelrey.

Not exactly "creepy" but a lot of guys are convinced that telling a girl that she doesn't need "all that makeup" is one of the nicest things you can say to a girl. Don't get me wrong, it can be super nice for girls who genuinely think they need makeup or won't go out in public without it. But if a girl is wearing really dark makeup or makeup that is obviously not very natural, we're probably not wearing it because we feel self conscious without it. Makeup is an artistic outlet for a lot of women and personally, it's the one thing I do in the mornings a few days a week that is really fun for me and it's frustrating when guys can't see it as anything more than a girl trying to look prettier. Believe me- I know I probably look more conventionally attractive without bright purple eyeshadow but I don't really care because it's so fun to put on!

15. And seriously, what does this mean, DoritosLocos?

Getting honked at/stopping your car to talk to me while I'm out running. Also telling me I'm "too pretty to have a boyfriend" when I'm out with friends. What the fuck does that even mean?

Kylie Jenner would like you to know that she knows the difference between a chicken and a pig.

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2016 has been Kylie Jenner's year of "realizing stuff," and she would like you all to know that she does in fact know the difference between a chicken and a pig.

A chicken, which is a domesticated fowl with reddish feathers and a small beak, and a pig, which is an entirely different animal, are separate entities. Jenner would like you to know that she knows the difference.

The makeup mogul was moved to make this proclamation when people started tweeting at her this old vine.

Jenner clarified the context of the clip with an empathic series of Snapchats.

"Everyone keeps tweeting me this one Vine of my mom getting me a pig, and I mistake it for a chicken," Kylie says on her latest Snapchat story. "But here's the real story behind me thinking that it's a chicken. So I love chickens. My mom asked me what I wanted for my housewarming gift and I told her I want chickens. I want a chicken coop. I'm, like, dying to have a chicken. We had, like, over 10 conversations about it, so when I saw her downstairs with something all wrapped up in her arms, and I was upstairs, of course, I assumed that it was a fucking chicken. I never asked for a pig. We had, like, 10 conversations about this damn chicken."

Was it an honest mistake? Did momager Kris Jenner bait her for the purpose of a viral clip? There are a few months left of The Year of Realizing Stuff to find out.

The best couple’s Halloween costume of 2016 is these parents' G-rated sex pun.

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This is 22-year-old Brooke Bogin.

This pic is the epitome of Taylor Swift's "22."

As a senior at James Madison University, Brooke has left her parents all alone to do whatever they wanted for Halloween, and what they wanted was to start enjoying their wild side. Brooke's dad and came up with this pun-tastic couple's Halloween costume, and well...

Wait for it...

Pickle deer? Cucumber Bambi? Almost...

It's a Dill cucumber and a doe. Dildo. Get it?

While a lot of kids would be hiding in their dorms until Halloween was over, Brooke tweeted out their costume proudly, and her familial admiration was rewarded with 18K retweets and over 54K likes.

Thanks to Brooke and her parents, this could become the couple's costume of the year.

And more than just copying the costume idea, people are excited about copying the successful marriage.

Congrats, adorable family. You not only proved that people still love puns, but that dildos can definitely help a marriage.

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Donald Trump laughed off the accusation from an adult film actress with a 'joke,' because of course he did.

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Jessica Drake, the 12th woman who accused Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump of sexual misconduct, was an adult film actress, and Trump is using that to discredit her accusation.

On the radio show "New Hampshire Today" on Monday, in addition to sharing his same old conspiracy theories that the allegations were made up by the Clinton campaign, Trump said:

One said, 'he grabbed me on the arm.' And she's a porn star. You know, this one that came out recently, 'he grabbed me and he grabbed me on the arm.' Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before.'

At a press conference on Saturday, Drake alleged that Trump grabbed her at a golf event in Tahoe in 2006, kissed her without consent, and offered her $10,000 for sex.

He was already married to Melania Trump at the time.

Trump went on New Hampshire radio to defend himself against the accusations, and in saying "Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before," pretty much laughed in her face, and implied that it's an okay thing to do.

Please note that this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ towards an alleged victim of sexual misconduct was said today, Monday, October 24th, and not a decade ago on Howard Stern's show or Billy Bush's locker room on wheels.

Fifteen days left, America.


7 things you missed today while you were at your boring adult job: Eric Trump, Britney Spears, d*ck pics.

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Mondays can be hectic. Your day was probably filled with meetings and paperwork and having to show your boss Greg how to send an e-mail (AGAIN). Your very busy and important, so you might not have had the time to read about what was going on in the world. Well, that's what we're here for. Here are seven things you missed today, October 24, 2016, while you were at your boring adult job.

1. Eric Trump was totally oblivious to being trolled by a "Latinas contra Trump" T-shirt.

2. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's twins won Halloween with their costumes.

3. The internet was not amused with Amy Schumer's "Formation" video.

4. This spooky surveillance video will make you believe in ghosts.

5. Britney Spears narrowly avoided a wardrobe malfunction and continued performing like it was nothing.

6. The Biebs threw a little temper tantrum on stage. Again.

7. We were educated on proper dick pic etiquette.

This Dr. Pimple Popper medley has something gross and gooey for everyone.

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This one has warts, ingrowns, growths, blackheads, and a mystery pop. Why settle for just one thing when you can see a whole melange of strange stuff get extracted from people's skin?

Here's what's on the menu, in case you want to skip to your favs.

Case #1: Filiform wart really close to a man's eye. Bonus: She even shows you a microscopic view!

Case #2 (2:31): A really stubborn ingrown hair.

Case #3 (5:00): A growth on the inside of a woman's mouth.

Case #4 (8:23): The reason for the season, "Good Ole Blackheads"

And lastly, case #5 (10:46): Either a whitehead or a Milium.... you have to watch to find out.

From dictatorships to democracies, this animated guide to how power really works is depressingly informative.

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It's an election year, so everyone from the talking heads on TV to the chatty person next to you on the bus thinks they're a political philosopher, but instead of the rigged media or Trump's trolls, let's talk about how power really works. CGP Grey is one of the best informational channels out there, but being the king of Smart YouTube doesn't require control over the military, the treasury, and the police. Being a dictator or a democratic ruler does.

It's all about keeping the support of the people who control those three parts of the government. You can be the greatest military thinker in history, but fail to pay your troops and they won't heed your brilliant orders. In a democracy, control over institutions is spread out, so would-be rulers have to appeal with words and policies to millions at once. On the opposite end of the scale, you might literally just need three people—the head of your army, the head of your civil government, and the chief of police. But those three people will have their own underlings to pay off and keep happy.

Democracies are better, basically, not because of their moral superiority, but because it's in rulers' (and yes, that includes legislators—in theory, Congress rules America) self-interest to make the whole population richer and more educated. That means you can tax them at lower rates while making more money, lowering the risk of revolution while simultaneously having more than enough to keep the power players happy.

So before you charge off to the polls with a head full of idealism and ideology, stop and check in with your inner pragmatic dictator. You may want your candidate to be really tough on [insert thing you hate here, like the media or the pharmaceutical industry], but once they turn on those institutions, a new ruler will come in and get their support by promising to return them to power. What we all really want, then, is a ruler who can convince the rich and powerful it's in their interest to support major investments in the not-so-rich-and-powerful. That's not a left or right issue, and it's up to you to make that call.

Oprah finally weighs in on the election: 'you don't have to like' Hillary Clinton.

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One person we haven't heard much from this insane election cycle is Oprah. Turns out, the noise and negativity surrounding this election has been so overwhelming, it has silenced even Oprah, she explained in an interview with TD James set to air next week, Essence reports. But don't worry: she's with her.

“The reason why I haven’t been vocal, other than saying I’m with her, is because I didn’t know what to say that could actually pierce through all the noise and the chaos and the disgusting vitriol that’s going on and actually be heard,” said the legendary TV host. “But there really is no choice, people.”

Trump actually once mentioned that he would want Oprah to be his running mate, back in the glorious era before he was actually running. Over the summer, she responded: NOPE.

She also had some strong words for those who don't want to vote for Hillary Clinton because they simply don't like her:

She’s not coming over to your house! You don’t have to like her. You don’t have to like her. Do you like this country? Do you like this country? You better get out there and vote. Do you like the country? Do you like freedom and liberty? Do you like this country? Okay. Do you like democracy or do you want a demagogue?

This is a good reminder to vote for the candidate most qualified to run the country and that's it. If you don't like her, don't worry, if she wins she probably won't have time to hang out with you at all ever.

Two Pixar animators just released 'Borrowed Time,' a 5-minute Western with more feels than 'Up.'

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Borrowed Time is a computer animated Western short from Pixar's Andrew Coats and Lou Hamou-Lhadj, and it combines all the desert violence of Westworld with all the cliffside heartbreak of The Lion King. You know how Pixar movies are nominally for kids, but they usually include some brutally sad or thrillingly action-packed moments for all ages? Imagine if you removed all the kid stuff and just left the stuff you find almost too hard to handle. That's Borrowed Time, and there's a better-than-even chance it's headed to the Oscars for Best Animated Short:

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Document from Harvard men's soccer reveals tradition of 'scouting' women's recruits in graphic sexual detail.

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A member of the 2012 Harvard University men's soccer team, Harvard's newspaper The Crimson has discovered, produced a document known as the "scouting report," a 9-page, graphic sexual evaluation of all of the women's team's freshman recruits. The revelation has rocked the campus and its well-heeled alumni, especially because it appears to be an annual tradition. Again, that's incoming recruits as in girls between high school and college. The document was sent out to the team's Google Group on July 31, 2012.

The document consisted of pictures of the young women taken from Facebook, alongside a 1-10 scale physical evaluation complete with paragraph-long written assessments. The 2012, document, at least, was written by a single individual, however the Google Group record shows it was created after multiple members of the team demanded to know where this year's was. As one upperclassman wrote, "“someone man up and send out a proper scouting report on the incoming freshman [sic] for girl’s team.”

Here's how The Crimson describes the contents:

The author of the “report” often included sexually explicit descriptions of the women. He wrote of one woman that “she looks like the kind of girl who both likes to dominate, and likes to be dominated"...

...“She seems relatively simple and probably inexperienced sexually, so I decided missionary would be her preferred position,” the author wrote about one woman. “Doggy style,” “The Triple Lindy,” and “cowgirl” were listed as possible positions for other women.

...“She seems to be very strong, tall and manly so, I gave her a 3 because I felt bad. Not much needs to be said on this one folks,” the author wrote about another woman. Concluding his assessment of one woman, the author wrote, “Yeah… She wants cock.”

Neither the current coach, Pieter S. Lehrer (who was not the coach in 2012) nor current team captains have responded to questions about whether more reports were compiled after 2012. That said, Lehrer says he found out about the issue from The Crimson, and will immediately be addressing it with the team. "I hope their seeing how offensive and hurtful this is will be a valuable lesson for everyone involved with this program," said Lehrer.

This comes at a time when Harvard is grappling with issues of sexual misconduct on campus. Last spring, the University convened a task force that released a report on sexual assault prevention. The University's president, Drew Faust, convened the task force after calling the attitude towards consent and sexual misconduct "troubling." It also, obviously, comes during the 2016 election. All that said, many faculty had positive things to say to The Crimson about how the culture of the team has changed since Lehrer took over as coach.

Read more at The Crimson.


This Jeopardy question about mansplaining will make feminists rejoice for $600.

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Congratulations to "mansplaining" (the word, not the action itself) for getting a major shout out on Jeopardy last week! It seems like just yesterday mansplaining was first born (it actually first became popular after this 2008 essay), but it has probably existed for as long as men had mouths and women had ears.

So it's pretty exciting to see the following clue from an episode of Jeopardy last week:

This 21st century word happens when a male patronizingly tells a female about a topic she already understands

One of the contestants, a man (ugh) named Shannon, got the question right, and to his credit he seemed a little sheepish about it. You can watch the whole segment here:

Mansplaining exists, unfortunately. Because Alex Trebek says so. And my guess is at least a few regular viewers of Jeopardy are guilty of it, so this feels like a win. Even better, it was an expensive question: $600. Almost high enough to make up for the wage gap. JK.

Samantha Bee interviews international female leaders to see what a Clinton presidency might be like.

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If you haven't noticed the rampant misogyny in this current election, you are either in deep denial or in a deep sleep. Now that it is looking more and more likely that Hillary Clinton will win the presidency (according to numbers, don't yell at me),Full Frontal host Samantha Bee decided to meet with other female leaders from around the world to ask if the sexism stopped once they took office. Spoiler alert: it didn't!

From first female Secretary of State Madeleine Albright to female Presidents and Prime Ministers from all over the world, almost every woman leader has to deal with continual sh*t from sexist a-holes. Clinton will probably have no problem handling it, though. After all, she is getting a direct crash course in aggressive misogyny from the biggest, orange-ist misogynist our country has ever seen. Plus, she has been dealing with blatant sexism all throughout her three-decade-long political career. What's 4-8 years more?

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Barack Obama read Mean Tweets again so he could drop the mic on Donald Trump.

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Barack Obama took his second turn on Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" segment, and this time he's got a very prominent troll: @RealDonaldTrump. Also someone called "@duckpunks," but that's not necessarily his first concern.

There's something wonderful about Barack Obama's presidential timbre applied to the word "Sharknado," but it's his mic-drop on Donald Trump that'll have everyone throwing up the clapping hands emoji.

Wrote the Donald: "President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!"

"Well, at Real Donald Trump..." responds Obama. "At least I will go down as a president."

Here's the safest way to put your infant to bed according to a new report.

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On Monday, the American Association of Pediactrics (AAP) released new sleep guidelines at the AAP National Conference & Exhibition in San Francisco, recommending that parents share a room, but not a bed, with their baby, until the child is at least six months old (but ideally for the first full year).

The new guidelines are not drastically different from the ones released in 2011, just more specific in their warnings against using any loose bedding in their cribs. They recommend that babies be placed on their backs on a firm surface, like a cot, and sleep in the same room as their parents. without soft toys, baby bumpers, pillows, or blankets. It might sound like baby prison, but it's just to keep them from accidentally suffocating.

So, definitely not like this.

Dr. Rachel Moon, professor of pediatrics at University of Virginia School of Medicine and lead author of the new report, made the following statement:

We know that parents may be overwhelmed with a new baby in the home, and we want to provide them with clear and simple guidance on how and where to put their infant to sleep. Parents should never place the baby on a sofa, couch, or cushioned chair, either alone or sleeping with another person. We know that these surfaces are extremely hazardous.

Dr. Lori Feldman-Winter, a member of the Task Force on SIDS and co-author of the report, said, "The whole phenomenon of SIDS implies that we don't know 100% what is responsible for the death, but we have theories."

There are 3,500 unexpected infant deaths from SIDS, accidental suffocation, and other unknown causes each year, according to the CDC.

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