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The 20 best reactions to the US election from around the world.

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Brits fear a repeat of the Brexit fiasco, Canadians have mixed feelings about American refugees, and Germans look forward to not getting blamed from the next world war. These are the 20 best reactions to the ongoing US presidential election from around the world:

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Guy calls female NFL coach 'waitress' and gets what he deserves.

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In this infuriating video making the rounds on Twitter, a Seahawks fan/Grade A douchebag harasses Buffalo Bills coach Kathryn Smith, the first woman to coach full time with the NFL. He first calls her "waitress" and then yells "can I have a Pepsi?" as she walks across the field, doing her job, which is coaching football and not serving drinks.

Luckily, the video has a satisfying end. The guy doesn't get a Pepsi, but the woman beside him in the stands does deliver him a slap in the face followed by an epic facial expression. And can you blame her?

Just watch:

Unfortunately, Smith has probably dealt with her fair share of bullshit since she was appointed Buffalo Bills special-teams coach in January. But this is just awful, and a reminder that we have a long road ahead of us regarding how women are treated in the workplace and in general, especially in male-dominated fields.

Maybe this guy had the best retort:

POINT KATHRYN.

The 24 funniest social media reactions to Donald Trump's eerily detailed sad-face cake.

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Earlier today, a baker with a sense of humor sent this strangely haunting cake to Donald Trump:

The Internet was as delighted as a kid on Christmas morning. These are the 24 funniest reactions we saw.

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25 tweets that prove the one thing uniting America on #ElectionNight is alcohol.

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It's Election Night in America, and as the series finale of another election anthology series approaches, the people are looking to alcohol to help them celebrate and commiserate.

You are not alone: Here's how you can play along.

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Cheers!

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Rihanna shows who she supports for president with trippy t-shirt straight out of 'Inception.'

21 people on social media who can't handle the Florida drama anymore.

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Every four years, Florida creepily emerges like an alligator in a swamp to power trip on their influence as a vital swing state.

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Twitter can't handle the drama.

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13 election watchers on social media who are in a state of pure panic.

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Election night 2016 has turned out to be much more of a nail-biter than anyone anticipated. Most people on both sides don't have any nails left. They're lucky if they still have fingers at the end of the night. Here are 13 people who are questioning everything they've ever believed right now:

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21 people on social media asking what went wrong in this election.

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Welp. Few people saw this coming. Here are 21 of the best reactions on social media to the shocking results of this election so far:

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21 post-election tweets about moving to Canada, Europe, Mars and anywhere else but here.

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After last night's election results, lots of people are weighing their options about moving somewhere besides America. Searches on emigrating to Canada spiked, actually crashing a Canadian immigration website, and many others hoped to escape the continent (or even the planet). Here are 23 of the best tweets about leaving the country from people who aren't leaving Twitter.

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The 'funniest' reactions to Donald Trump winning the presidential election.

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On Tuesday night, Donald Trump stunned every pundit, reporter, egghead, and person with a conscience by pulling off an upset victory and being elected the 45th president of the United States. But because gallows humor is as good a reaction as any, people immediately started making jokes about it on Twitter. A few were even funny.

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Stephen Colbert tries his absolute best to make sense of what happened last night.

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"How did our politics get so poisonous?"

Stephen Colbert posed this rhetorical question while covering the results of the election live on Tuesday night. Colbert, a political commentator and satirist who has been making us laugh since Bill Clinton's second term in office, tried his best to advise his audience where to go from here.

As Colbert attempted to quell the minds of his typically liberal audience, he spoke about how we should all take a break from politics and focus on other things in our lives.

"As a kid, we didn't talk about politics this much. We stuck with safe subjects. Back then we talked about religion at the dinner table or tried to guess which family member is gay," joked Colbert. He went on to tell his audience to stay informed, but to stop politicking constantly.

Let's all drink to that.

He signed off with one final message urging everyone to unite despite the tense political climate following a harrowing election by saying, "Kiss a democrat. Go hug a republican. Give a libertarian a reach around. I don't care. The election is over, and you survived. Goodnight and God bless America!"

Did someone actually yell 'Kill Obama' during Trump's acceptance speech? It's hard to tell.

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As Donald Trump gave an acceptance speech calling for Americans to "come together as one united people" and "work together and unify our great country," some viewers believed they heard something incredibly disturbing shouted from his jubilant crowd.

The exclamation wasn't entirely discernible over Trump's speech, but you can listen in the clip below for yourself.

Some thought the man's shout sounded more like "repeal Obama" or "jail Obama." Whatever was shouted seemed to provoke a surprised reaction from Trump's young son, Barron, who was standing next to him.

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CNN commenter Van Jones goes viral in emotional reaction: 'How do I explain this to my children?'

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As a Trump victory became evident on Tuesday night, CNN political commentator Van Jones delivered an emotional message about the peril parents are going to face while explaining the 2016 Presidential election to their kids.

It's hard to be a parent tonight for a lot of us. You tell your kids "Don't be a bully." You tell your kids "Don't be a a bigot." You tell your kids "Do your homework and be prepared," and then you have this outcome. You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast. They're afraid of "How do I explain this to my children?"

Jones goes on to talk about the role that race played in Trump's victory, calling Trump's win a "white-lash" against a changing country and a black President. Statistics confirm that Trump won the presidency through a high turn out of white voters.

"People have talked about a miracle," Jones said in reference to Trump's upset win. "I'm hearing about a nightmare."

Celebrities laugh, mourn, and celebrate Trump's shocking victory.

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Well, it's over, and Donald Trump actually won. America elected Donald Trump. After he rebounded from so many "He'll never pull it off" moments during his campaign, no one should be shocked that he pulled this one off, too. And while part of the country cheered and part sobbed, here's what celebrities had to say about this "stunning upset" ("terrifying nightmare") on Twitter.

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10. Lorde

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Watch and read Donald Trump's full acceptance speech asking America to 'come together.'

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Early Wednesday morning in midtown Manhattan, Donald Trump took the stage with his running mate Mike Pence and his 10-year-old son, Barron, to accept his victory in the 2016 race for president.

In his moderate speech, Trump talks about the concession phone call he received from Hillary Clinton, praises her work ethic and "service to our country," and calls for everyone to "come together as one united people."

Here's Trump's speech in full, via a transcript published by Vox.

Thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business, complicated. Thank you very much.

I've just received a call from Secretary Clinton. She congratulated us. It’s about us. On our victory, and I congratulated her and her family on a very, very hard-fought campaign.

I mean, she fought very hard. Hillary has worked very long and very hard over a long period of time, and we owe her a major debt of gratitude for her service to our country.

I mean that very sincerely. Now it is time for America to bind the wounds of division, have to get together. To all Republicans and Democrats and independents across this nation, I say it is time for us to come together as one united people.

It is time. I pledge to every citizen of our land that I will be president for all of Americans, and this is so important to me. For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few people, I'm reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great country. As I've said from the beginning, ours was not a campaign but rather an incredible and great movement, made up of millions of hard-working men and women who love their country and want a better, brighter future for themselves and for their family.

It is a movement comprised of Americans from all races, religions, backgrounds, and beliefs, who want and expect our government to serve the people, and serve the people it will.

Working together, we will begin the urgent task of rebuilding our nation and renewing the American dream. I've spent my entire life in business, looking at the untapped potential in projects and in people all over the world.

That is now what I want to do for our country. Tremendous potential. I've gotten to know our country so well. Tremendous potential. It is going to be a beautiful thing. Every single American will have the opportunity to realize his or her fullest potential. The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.

We are going to fix our inner cities and rebuild our highways, bridges, tunnels, airports, schools, hospitals. We're going to rebuild our infrastructure, which will become, by the way, second to none, and we will put millions of our people to work as we rebuild it. We will also finally take care of our great veterans who have been so loyal, and I've gotten to know so many over this 18-month journey.

The time I've spent with them during this campaign has been among my greatest honors.

Our veterans are incredible people. We will embark upon a project of national growth and renewal. I will harness the creative talents of our people, and we will call upon the best and brightest to leverage their tremendous talent for the benefit of all. It is going to happen. We have a great economic plan. We will double our growth and have the strongest economy anywhere in the world. At the same time, we will get along with all other nations willing to get along with us. We will be. We will have great relationships. We expect to have great, great relationships. No dream is too big, no challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.

America will no longer settle for anything less than the best. We must reclaim our country's destiny and dream big and bold and daring. We have to do that. We're going to dream of things for our country, and beautiful things and successful things once again.

I want to tell the world community that while we will always put America's interests first, we will deal fairly with everyone, with everyone.

All people and all other nations. We will seek common ground, not hostility; partnership, not conflict. And now I would like to take this moment to thank some of the people who really helped me with this, what they are calling tonight a very, very historic victory.

First, I want to thank my parents, who I know are looking down on me right now. Great people. I've learned so much from them. They were wonderful in every regard. Truly great parents. I also want to thank my sisters, Marianne and Elizabeth, who are here with us tonight. Where are they? They're here someplace. They're very shy, actually.

And my brother Robert, my great friend. Where is Robert? Where is Robert?

My brother Robert, and they should be on this stage, but that's okay. They're great.

And also my late brother Fred, great guy. Fantastic guy. Fantastic family. I was very lucky.

Great brothers, sisters, great, unbelievable parents. To Melania and Don and Ivanka and Eric and Tiffany and Barron, I love you and I thank you, and especially for putting up with all of those hours. This was tough.

This was tough. This political stuff is nasty, and it is tough. So I want to thank my family very much. Really fantastic. Thank you all. Thank you all. Lara, unbelievable job. Unbelievable. Vanessa, thank you. Thank you very much. What a great group.

You've all given me such incredible support, and I will tell you that we have a large group of people. You know, they kept saying we have a small staff. Not so small. Look at all of the people that we have. Look at all of these people.

And Kellyanne and Chris and Rudy and Steve and David. We have got tremendously talented people up here, and I want to tell you it's been very, very special.

I want to give a very special thanks to our former mayor, Rudy Giuliani. He's unbelievable. Unbelievable. He traveled with us and he went through meetings, and Rudy never changes. Where is Rudy. Where is he?

[Chanting "Rudy"]

Gov. Chris Christie, folks, was unbelievable. Thank you, Chris. The first man, first senator, first major, major politician — let me tell you, he is highly respected in Washington because he is as smart as you get. Sen. Jeff Sessions. Where is Jeff? A great man. Another great man, very tough competitor. He was not easy. He was not easy. Who is that? Is that the mayor that showed up? Is that Rudy?

Up here. Really a friend to me, but I'll tell you, I got to know him as a competitor because he was one of the folks that was negotiating to go against those Democrats, Dr. Ben Carson. Where's been? Where is Ben? By the way, Mike Huckabee is here someplace, and he is fantastic. Mike and his familiar bring Sarah, thank you very much. Gen. Mike Flynn. Where is Mike? And Gen. Kellogg. We have over 200 generals and admirals that have endorsed our campaign and there are special people.

We have 22 Congressional Medal of Honor people. A very special person who, believe me, I read reports that I wasn't getting along with him. I never had a bad second with him. He's an unbelievable star. He is — that's right, how did you possibly guess? Let me tell you about Reince. I've said Reince. I know it. I know it. Look at all of those people over there. I know it, Reince is a superstar. I said, they can't call you a superstar, Reince, unless we win it. Like Secretariat. He would not have that bust at the track at Belmont.

Reince is really a star and he is the hardest-working guy, and in a certain way I did this. Reince, come up here. Get over here, Reince.

Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. It's about time you did this right. My god. Nah, come here. Say something.

[Reince Priebus: Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the united States, Donald Trump! Thank you. It's been an honor. God bless. Thank God.]

Amazing guy. Our partnership with the RNC was so important to the success and what we've done, so I also have to say, I've gotten to know some incredible people.

The Secret Service people. They're tough and they're smart and they're sharp and I don't want to mess around with them, I can tell ya. And when I want to go and wave to a big group of people and they rip me down and put me back down in the seat, but they are fantastic people so I want to thank the Secret Service.

And law enforcement in New York City, they're here tonight. These are spectacular people, sometimes under appreciated unfortunately. We appreciate them. So it's been what they call an historic event, but to be really historic, we have to do a great job, and I promise you that I will not let you down. We will do a great job. We will do a great job. I look very much forward to being your president, and hopefully at the end of two years or three years or four years or maybe even eight years you will say so many of you worked so hard for us, with you. You will say that — you will say that that was something that you were — really were very proud to do and I can — thank you very much.

And I can only say that while the campaign is over, our work on this movement is now really just beginning. We're going to get to work immediately for the American people, and we're going to be doing a job that hopefully you will be so proud of your president. You will be so proud. Again, it's my honor.

It's an amazing evening. It's been an amazing two-year period, and I love this country. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you to Mike Pence.

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The Canadian immigration website couldn't handle all the panicked Americans last night.

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If you found yourself thinking, sometime last night, "Holy hell, I should move to Canada," just know that, of course, of course, you were not alone. At around 8p.m. during Tuesday night's election, so many people suddenly became interested in finding out more about moving to Canada that the Canadian immigration website crashed—most likely due to all the traffic.

Don't give up hope, possible future proud Canadians. If you're single, there's always the dating site that lets Americans hook up with Canadians in hopes of moving there. And what's the most they could do to keep us out? Build a wall? That's not very Canadian, and even if they did it would just be made of denim and bacon.

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