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Natalie Portman dressed her baby bump in stripes and they both looked great.

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At the Israel Film Festival Gala in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, big-time-pregnant big-time star Natalie Portman showed Hollywood a classically innovative way to dress up a baby bump: stripes!

Ooh, stripey!

The 35-year-old Israeli-born star of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, and presumably other movies looked radiant in a floor-length striped dress with bell sleeves. Although stripes are generally seen as slimming, these ones only accentuated the curves of her growing belly, and brought out that pregnant glow everyone is obsessed with.

Here's a profile shot, in case you're still skeptical:

That bump is bumpin'.

Baby bump fashion is the hottest thing in Hollywood, and Portman just showed us all how to pull it off with timeless grace. Just like Jackie O.


Drake knows the way to Taylor Swift's heart is through her cats.

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What is going on between Drake and Taylor Swift, y'all? Are they dating? Collaborating on music? Just screwing with people for fun? Who knows, but according to Hollywood Life, Drake made the very "boyfriend" move of buying a crap ton of presents at Petco for Swift's two cats, Meredith and Olivia (who, with names like that, probably graduated from Wellesley).

U ok bro?

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A source told Hollywood Life,

Drake knows the way to Taylor[Swift's] heart and he’s going for it in a big way. He stopped into a PetCo and went buck wild on cat accessories for Taylor. He went all out. He’s also preparing to send her this sick designer bag that she can put her cats in when she’s traveling. It’s Drake being Drake and his way of letting her know that she’s good people and keeping her close to him. He knows how much she adores her cats and Drake wants her to know that he adores her just as much.

Just a little cat in a big world.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

So what's it all about? Is Drake trying to (I'm so sorry) grab (I'm totally saying it) some pussy?

Gigi Hadid addresses Tommy Hilfiger's comment about her weight.

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In an interview with Access Hollywood, supermodel Gigi Hadid talked about comments made last week by designer Tommy Hilfiger about her weight, when she wore a poncho in his Fall 2015 show. Hadid, who is considered "curvaceous" as far as models go, was covered up because, as Hilfiger told Yahoo Style, the casting director said she wasn't as tall and thin as the other women in the show.

In his interview with Yahoo Style last week, Hilfiger explained why Hadid wore the poncho, saying, "Our casting director said, 'She doesn’t really fit because you know she’s not quite as tall as the other girls, she’s not quite as thin.' It covered a lot of her body unfortunately, but it received millions of hits." Unsurprisingly, this statement didn't go over super well with other people.

In the wake of the backlash, Hilfiger reiterated that he wasn't the one who made the comments, and Hadid told Access Hollywood,

It's funny because it's something that people think I wasn't aware of. Possibly back in the day that would have gone through my mind, but I know that when Tommy said it last week, it was in context of a larger story that wasn't shown in that video. The point of the story was that Tommy was rooting for me and that above all, regardless of what the stylist of that season said or what he put me in, Tommy wanted me in the show and Tommy was pushing for me and Tommy loved my curves. The next season, I wore a bikini on the same runway with the same stylist of the show that previously put me in a poncho.

So to sum up: 1) Don't be mad at Tommy Hilfiger, and 2) Gigi Hadid was totally cool with the poncho (which ended up being the best-selling item of the show).

Jennifer Lawrence—Katniss Everdeen herself—wrote on how to cope with Trump's win.

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The election of President Snow Trump has brought on a lot of comparisons to The Hunger Games,so much so that the Mockingjay herself has risen and spoken to the people.

In an essay for Broadly, Jennifer Lawrence reflected on the shocker with a call to action, sounding like her character:

We're all allowed to be sad that the present isn't what we thought it was. But we mustn't be defeated. We will keep educating ourselves and working twice as hard as the man next to us because we know now that it is not fair. It is not fair in the workplace, so you make it impossible to fail. And like Hillary, it might not work.

But like Hillary, you can still be an inspiration and get important things done. Do not let this defeat you—let this enrage you! Let it motivate you! Let this be the fire you didn't have before. If you are an immigrant, if you are a person of color, if you are LGBTQ+, if you are a woman—don't be afraid, be loud!

Read the whole edict over at Broadly.

Take action, and after Trump is inaugurated, resist televised teen-on-teen homicides.

'Parks and Recreation's Leslie Knope returns with a heartfelt letter to America after Donald Trump's win.

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Parks and Recreation hasn't been on the air since February of 2015, but its main character Leslie Knope wasn't about to stay silent as America elected Donald Trump to be the president. She wrote a letter to America (or rather, a former Parks & Rec staff writer wrote it for her). It is, like Leslie Knope herself, inspiring, heartfelt, and fierce as hell.

The letter from Leslie begins with describing her feelings on Election Day. She, of course, had worn her "best victory pantsuit" and decorated her house "with American flags and custom-made cardboard-cutouts of suffragettes in anticipation of a glass-ceiling-shattering historical milestone." Then Trump won, and she felt as if she'd been "(metaphorically) eaten by a giant farting T. rex."

Leslie outlines her grieving process (which includes a lot of hot chocolate) and then sets out to answer the question: "What do we do now?"

We plan like mofos. We figure out how to fight back, and do good in this infuriating world that constantly wants to bend toward the bad. And we will be kind to each other, and supportive of each other’s ideas, and we will do literally anything but accept this as our fate.

And of course, the leader of the Pawnee Goddesses had something to say to all the young girls out there, "On behalf of the grown-ups of America who care about you and your futures." She writes:

You are going to run this country, and this world, very soon. So you will not listen to this man, or the 75-year-old, doughy-faced, gray-haired nightmare men like him, when they try to tell you where to stand or how to behave or what you can and cannot do with your own bodies, or what you should or should not think with your own minds. You will not be cowed or discouraged by his stream of retrogressive babble. You won’t have time to be cowed, because you will be too busy working and learning and communing with other girls and women like you. And when the time comes, you will effortlessly flick away his miserable, petty, misogynistic worldview like a fly on your picnic potato salad.

Crying yet? Yeah, me too. Is it possible to elect a fictional character as our president?

The letter ends with a simple call to action: "We will acknowledge this result, but we will not accept it. We will overcome it, and we will defeat it. Now find your team, and get to work."

You can read the letter in its entirety over on Vox.

Twins born across Daylight Savings Time caught in mind-bending loop where they're both older.

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In Cape Cod, twin boys born early Sunday morning wound up trapped in a paradox because of that scourge of the space-time continuum: Daylight Savings Time. Emily and Seth Peterson of West Barnstable, MA welcomed their boys Samuel and Ronan after 1 AM on Sunday. Samuel was born first, but according to their birth certificates, Ronan is actually older. Rather than try to explain the logic and risk going mad myself, I'll let this viral Facebook post from Cape Cod Healthcare do it for me:

Riddle of the day: Samuel was born first, but his twin brother Ronan is older. How is that possible? . . . Answer:...

Posted by Cape Cod Healthcare on Tuesday, November 8, 2016

The post reads:

Riddle of the day: Samuel was born first, but his twin brother Ronan is older. How is that possible?
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Answer: Samuel was born at 1:39 a.m. on Sunday, Nov. 6 and by the time Ronan was born 31 minutes later, #DaylightSavingsTime had ended for the year and the time fell back by an hour, making Ronan’s official time of birth 1:10 a.m. Samuel and Ronan were born at Cape Cod Hospital to parents Emily and Seth Peterson of West Barnstable.

“I said earlier that night that they were either going to be born on two different days or the time change was going to come into play,” said Seth, who is trooper with the Massachusetts State Police. Cape Cod Hospital Maternity nurse, Deb Totten, said it was the first time she has ever seen this happen in more than 40 years of nursing!

When will Daylight Savings Time be abolished? Not only does it make the entire nation grumpy at work, now it's causing babies to travel in time!

The boys' father Seth, a Massachusetts State Police trooper, predicted something like this would happen. He told WCVB:

I said earlier that night that [the boys] were either going to be born on two different days or the time change would come into play.

And come into play it did. Only time will tell if these kids grow up with superpowers, or if they'll remain untethered in time. Or nothing could happen, and it would just be a cute anecdote. That seems more likely.

Firefighters rescue a puppy from an earthquake and then rescue him again.

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Firefighters pulled a little black and white puppy out of the rubble after a 6.6 magnitude earthquake near Norcia, Italy rocked the nation's center in October. With much of the city leveled, the Enpa Onlus Animal Welfare Group jumped into action and saved nearly a thousand displaced animals, but got particularly attached to the young collie.

They named the dog Terremoto, Italian for "earthquake," and are planning on training him to be a fire service dog. No word yet on if they will give him a little red hat and a little coat like they do in cartoons, but we can all hope!

Dang, this dog already has a sweet sweater and is getting kisses! Looks like he is enjoying his new position at the firehouse.

Welcome to the team, little guy.

Former dentist designs a sex retainer because nothing's more arousing than orthodontia.

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A man who already made the rare transition from dentist to artist, Kuang-Yi Ku, is now undertaking the unenviable task of trying to make oral sex better (for men—sorry, ladies).

And if you've ever thought medical developments focused way too much on curing the sick and way too little on making sex more awesome, you're going to love him (again, only if you're a man).

Ku's new project, featured at the Design Academy in the Netherlands, is called The Fellatio Modification Project.

The design is simple: it's a retainer. A sex retainer. "During oral sex, the back and forth contacts with the raised surface" to "enhance physical pleasure," according to Ku's project website.

After you're fitted for a retainer, you then have the option of customizing the various ribbing, aka "rubber bumps designed for maximum pleasure."

That seems to be as far as the prototype goes at this point, but Ku's got more steps in his plan. Remember, this guy's an artist, so you might sort of hope this next part is hypothetical.

Stage two includes making the retainer more like human skin, and stage three includes making this sex toy a permanent feature of your mouth.

"In my plan, the development of these three stages is not progressive but optional," assures Ku, "which means users can make the choice how far the transformation goes."

Again, this guy is an artist, and the project's meant to make a point. As Ku told New Scientist, "For many LGBT people there is so much social pressure on shedding or hiding one’s identity."

Ku means for the ultimate, permanent version of the sex retainer to visibly telegraph one's sexual preferences. It's a form of sexual self-expression, absent shame, that would make a loud statement in a single's bar.

Ku's fighting against the notion that you have to hide your sexual proclivities.

“This project was exactly hitting that note – allowing a conversation about this issue, and showing how art and science can provide a platform for this conversation.”


Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s baby could debut at any second now.

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It's finally time! Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian's pregnant fiancée, has been pregnant for at least 70 years now, is reportedly at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., getting prepped for, or currently undergoing, the scheduled C-section delivery of their baby daughter.

E! News reported that Chyna's mom, Tokyo Toni (wow), is there with her. Sources told TMZ that Kris Jenner (Rob Kardashian's mom) and her boyfriend Corey Gamble are there, too, and that Jenner has hired bodyguards to protect the baby, and to keep her from being photographed.

The source also told TMZ that cameras are there ready to record the birth for a television special, but the hospital apparently has some restrictions. Sounds relaxing.

Oh man, just let Chyna have this baby already!

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Dr. Pimple Popper has double the fun popping out this double blackhead.

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Can't stop, won't stop… the popping. Dr. Pimple Popper (a.k.a. Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a. the only sane person left in a mad world) is back with a new video that really goes back to her roots: a simple, clean blackhead extraction. But this one has a fun twist. The blackhead has two puncta. It's like twins!

Awww, how cute. And gross. Let's watch it again.

At long last, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's baby has arrived.

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The spawn of Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian has officially arrived!

According to E! News, Chyna gave birth to a healthy baby girl who arrived at 9:18 a.m. this morning. The baby is weighs 7 pounds 5 ounces, and is Rob and Chyna's first child together. Chyna has a son, King Cairo, with her ex Tyga (who is now dating Rob's sister, but you knew that).

The couple named the new addition Dream Kardashian. Seriously? No "K" name!? Well, "Kream Kardashian" would probably have been just too weird, even for these two.

They will probably regret that name when they are up at 3 a.m. to change dirty diapers. Parenthood won't seem like such a dream then!

Congrats! We can't wait for Dream's spin-off show of her parents spin-off show!

Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence get goofy, talk 'moob sweat' with Ellen.

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This post will make no mention of the T-word or the P-word or the fact that T was elected P (other than this introductory sentence of course).

It's America's sweethearts Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, who are combining their franchise-anchoring powers for the guaranteed money maker Passengers, stopped by Ellen to remind us what makes America great: celebrities being silly!

These ridiculously good-looking people have hidden talents.

Academy Award-winning goofball J.Law has a Cher tic.

And Chris Pratt has some fun with his sweat glands.

Enjoy!

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25 of the funniest women on Twitter this week: Uber, dads, websites and more.

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Jokes about drunk shopping, Uber, dads, butts, and more! These are 25 of the funniest tweets by women this week:

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21 funny reactions to Donald Trump meeting 'good man' Barack Obama at the White House.

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On Thursday, two days after the election, president-elect Donald Trump met President Barack Obama for a conversation in the White House that lasted over an hour.

While that meeting was not made public (watch the latest season of House of Cards for an idea of how it may have gone), Obama and Trump held a joint press conference immediately afterwards.

Most notably: Trump called Obama a "very good man," while Obama said he felt "very encouraged" by Trump's current attitude and said they had an "excellent conversation."

Twitter could hardly handle it.

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Kourtney Kardashian is taking a day off from having a 'gluten allergy' to eat Thanksgiving dinner.

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Kourtney Kardashian has decided she wants to stop having a gluten and dairy allergy for one day to enjoy eating Thanksgiving dinner with her family. That's how allergies work, right?

In an upcoming episode of Amazon's Style Code Live, the eldest Kardashian sister reveals that she will eat her Thanksgiving dinner at one of the four houses owned by her 19-year-old sister, Kylie. "For Thanksgiving, I’m going to F the diet. Kylie’s making Thanksgiving dinner this year, so I’m like, I can’t really ask her to make gluten-free and dairy-free, and I don’t really want to."

Wait, excuse me? Kylie is making the dinner? I believe that just as much as I believe that "Flat Tummy Tea" is actually the secret to losing weight.

Kourtney and her family eat a strict diet that excludes gluten and diary products ever since they got tested and found out that they are sensitive to corn, gluten and dairy. Although some people are actually allergic to gluten, it looks like Kourtney and her brood just try their best to avoid it.

After all, there is no such thing as a bloated Kardashian.

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Amy Adams says she had to change one key thing about her appearance to make it in Hollywood.

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What's Amy Adams' secret to success? Hard work and dedication? LOL. This is Hollywood, so obviously it's all about the hair color. The 42-year-old actress, who has been nominated for five Oscars, says she didn't start getting cast in movies until she gave up her natural hair color (strawberry blonde) and became a redhead.

“Based on roles that I was getting, called in for, people were responding to certain types of characters with me as a blonde and the minute I went red, it was quirky and fun instead of flirtatious and dumb,” said Adams, while speaking at a New York Times-hosted event yesterday, People reports.

"But in all seriousness, it’s just hair color," she continued. "It was really fascinating to see just one element of yourself change people’s perception and that became a very powerful tool for me even in my acting."

Got that, folks? Blondes are dumb. Redheads are fun! And strawberry-blondes don't have any good stereotypes, so they don't get hired. The important lesson here is that no matter how talented you are, you won't get the job unless you fit certain narrow physical stereotypes. But then again—I'm a strawberry-blonde, so what do I know?

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