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Another 'Game of Thrones' actor shuts down your least favorite Sansa Stark theory.

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Spoilers for Game of Thrones season 6 and 7 ahead.

Just before Ramsay dies at the teeth of his own rabid dogs, he makes a prediction in the face of Sansa Stark: "You can't kill me. I'm part of you now."

The first part of Ramsay's theory is destroyed immediately, because Sansa Stark quickly ends his life via the aforementioned hounds.

The second part of Ramsay's theory, that he's "part of [her] now," is currently being put to rest by none other than the Onion Knight himself, Ser Davos Seaworth, also known as actor Liam Cunningham.

Many fans interpreted Ramsay's warning as evidence that Sansa was pregnant with his child. But Cunningham refuted that notion as ridiculous in an interview the Huffington Post:

Unless he’s got one of those ‘Game of Thrones’ pregnancy sticks, he’s not gonna know [that she's pregnant]. I think, I would imagine, it’s open to whatever you want it to be, but I think he’s saying he’s put himself into her head. That’s what I took from it. She’s never gonna get rid of him because of what he’s done to her. He knows what he’s done to her. It was off camera, what he was doing to her, but we all know what it was. But I think he’s placed himself in her soul for all the wrong reasons.

Cunningham's denial comes despite what some fans pointed to as further proof of Sansa's pregnancy, a line in "The Door" when she tells Littlefinger: "I can still feel what he did, in my body, standing here, right now."

Cunningham insists those line are all metaphorical. So has Sophie Turner.

However, if you don't believe Cunningham or Turner regarding Sansa's pregnancy with a Bolton-demon (which is reasonable, considering Jon Snow straight up lied to us about his death over and over again), take it from premier​ GoT fan site Watchers on the Wall.

They're constantly breaking spoilers with insider sources, and now they're confidently asserting that "Sansa will NOT be (or get) pregnant in season seven."

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People shared the funniest things their dads have been mad—not mad, just disappointed—about.

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Dads say the darndest things, hilarious beyond regular ol' dad puns. Writer Joel Golby asked Twitter what the funniest thing they've seen their fathers freak out about, and his followers did not disappoint.

Here are the funniest answers, complete with great British slang.

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Forehead cyst surprises Dr. Pimple Popper by turning out to be three perfect 'jelly beans.'

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It's a Thanksgiving miracle! Dr. Pimple Popper thought she was going to find a typical epidermoid cyst when she dug into this patient's forehead. But once she got popping, she found "three little jelly beans" waiting for her. This is the magic of pimple popping—even a seasonal pro like Dr. Lee is constantly being surprised.

Share this video with your family this Thanksgiving. Even if they don't like it, at least you won't be discussing politics. And they might lose your appetite so you get more pie.

Clinton, Trump, and Stein supporters smoked pot together and learned nothing.

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In a new video for WatchCut, people who voted for Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Jill Stein sat down to share some cannabis together and get real about about their personal politics. After smoking a bong, a joint, and eating some snacks, they got down to the nitty gritty of America's fractured political climate. And in the end, they learned that they were way too stoned for this.

Can marijuana heal this divided nation? Probably not, but that won't stop us from trying.

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Politician who went on anti-squirrel tirade is hospitalized after squirrel gets revenge.

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Chicago politician Howard Brookins Jr. went on a public tirade against squirrels last month that may have come back to haunt him. In October, the alderman for Chicago's 21st ward ranted about "aggressive squirrels" which he said were terrorizing the city-supplied garbage cans. Then last week, Brookins survived a squirrel attack.

Coincidence? Probably. Either that, or squirrels are much smarter than we give them credit for and we should all be very, very afraid.

On November 13th, three weeks after his anti-squirrel tirade, the alderman was on a bike ride when a squirrel jumped in to the spokes of his bike causing him to flip over the handlebars, The Star Tribune reports. He was hospitalized with a fractured skull and injuries to his face and torso, but is recovering. "I am okay and I have been recovering in the hospital since the accident," he wrote in a Facebook post on Sunday.

The squirrel, however, did not survive the incident. RIP squirrel.

I am sorry to report that I will be unable to attend any Ward or neighborhood events for the near future as I was...

Posted by Alderman Howard B Brookins Jr on Sunday, November 20, 2016

Some news outlets were not explicit about the exact details of the squirrel attack, like the Chicago Sun Times who simply referred to it as a "freak accident." But Brookins told the Tribune he knows the truth. “I can think of no other reason for this squirrel’s actions than that it was like a suicide bomber, getting revenge,” he said.

Squirrels, if you're reading this, we at Someecards have nothing but respect for you and what you do with your spare time. Live and let live. Capiche?

The 14 funniest reactions to Elton John NOT playing at Trump's inauguration after all.

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Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief because Elton John's rep says the singer will not be playing at Donald Trump's January 20th inauguration, despite earlier claims by a Trump advisor.

Anthony Scaramucci, a member of the Trump presidential transition team executive committee, told the BBC earlier today: “Elton John is going to be doing our concert on the mall for inauguration.” He also said the gesture would showcase the administration's "pro-gay rights stance." (Uh, hi, have you heard about VP-elect Mike Pence??)

Elton John's rep has since responded to these claims with a resounding NOPE. “Elton will not be performing at Trump’s inauguration," said the rep in a statement. This makes sense, since John was a vocal Hillary Clinton supporter who said at a campaign event in October: "we need a humanitarian in the White House, not a barbarian."

Well, that's a little morsel of good news in the midst of an ominous news cycle. And we'll take it! Here are some of the funniest responses from a relieved and joyful Twittersphere:

Speaking of Ted Nugent, back in February Elton John had some choice words when asked about Trump potentially using his music during his campaign:

Byeeeeeeeeeee.


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