The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show aired last night and, before anyone could spiral into a well of shame and self-doubt, Christie Brinkley's daughter Sailor went on Instagram to remind everyone not to "freak out."

"Don't freak out if your stomach doesn't look like theirs. Don't hate yourself for your thighs. Embrace your body type, work hard, set goals, be healthy and constantly remind yourself that you are good enough!"

Considering Victoria's Secret Angels have become synonymous with perfection, and even working models admit becoming one was a childhood dream, it's hard not to compare yourself to them. 18-year-old Sailor is a gorgeous model herself, but wanted "all the young girls" to know that it's ok not to be.

But to all the young girls watching tonight... don't forget that if your body doesn't look like theirs it is totally OK. No body type is superior to another. Every body is different and each and every one of those body's are beautiful and strong and important and worthy of great things.

Don't turn this fashion show into something negative.

And if you feel like this advice might come better from someone who wasn't blessed with supermodel Christie Brinkley's genes, ​remember that she knows what she's talking about. She had to grow up being compared to her mom: supermodel Christie Brinkley.

This is one is a love story for the ages. A Twitter user by the name of @sydnyy_ recently shared a series of text messages her dad sent her telling the story of his 27 year marriage with her mom. His lovely words made his daughter cry.

It also apparently made the rest of the internet cry. Since she posted it, Sydney's tweet has over 14,500 likes and over 7,500 retweets. Everyone loves the story of how her dad fell in love and started a family with, in his words, "my best friend, my hilarious wife, and my beautiful queen."

And what exactly did Sydney's dad say that turned the internet into a melty pile of lovesick goo? Well, this might've been what done it.

Bottom line, we fell into each other's lap under odd circumstances but it resulted in the coolest family ever. You three kids are our personalities all wrapped up. Our heart, soul, humor, kindness, respect, integrity and a million other neat stuff about us. We would not be the same without everyone we have.

And this part was probably what brought the tears for those who weren't already crying.

And it keeps growing. I've had the perfect life because of your mom. A perfect life. Give me s[sic] billion dollars. Make the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. Make me president. None of those would be worth it without her. She doesn't just 'complete me' she came into my life when I was young and immature, completed me and then made me so much better of a person. I dated and married an angel.

I think maybe this is what we all needed to make us believe in love again.

One ice-cold, ride-or-die mom is going viral for proving that she'll do anything for her kids, even hide the bodies. Twitter user Chubbs shared a text conversation in which his sister tried to prank their mother by saying she had hit a man while driving (for the record: not a cool prank). But their mom's response took them both, and the entire internet, by surprise.

Here's the full conversation, in case you find the screenshot hard to read:

Sister: Mom don't call me just text
Mom: Yes baby girl
Sister: We just hit this man coming up 38th and he ain't breathing idk what to do
Mom: Put his ass in the trunk. Where are you on 38th?
Sister: We are by the pizza shop on Sherman mama hurry up I'm freaking out I don't want to go to jail
Mom: You're not I'm omw we can switch cars and I'll get rid of the body.. I'll take the case if they find out.
Sister: lol its a joke for facebook mama you are OG frfr
Mom: You already know about mine.. I'll ride for y'all.

Now THAT'S a mom. And Twitter agrees. Chubbs' tweet has gone viral, with more than 17,000 retweets and more than 20,000 likes in less than 24 hours. Other Twitter users were even inspired to see if their own parents would react in the same way.

It seems like most parents are not as cool with their kids committing felonies. Are you curious about how your mom or dad would react? Then ASK THEM. But don't repeat this prank, we're begging you.

After all, there's at best a 5% chance your mom is as much of a badass as this one. And if she is, do you really want to know?

When the Cleveland Cavaliers play the New York Knicks this week, LeBron James and a few other players won't be staying at the Trump SoHo hotel with the rest of the team. According to ESPN, James (who publicly endorsed Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race) and the others have asked to stay elsewhere, even though the Cavaliers have a contract with the hotel. They plan to boycott Trump hotels whenever the team travels.

President Obama honored the Cleveland Cavaliers for their 2016 NBA championship win at the White House in November. Afterward, the Cavaliers' reserve forward Richard Jefferson said on his Snapchat that the Cavaliers would be "the last team to visit the White House." In an interview with Complex, reserve guard Iman Shumpert also said he wouldn't visit the White House should the team win a second consecutive championship.

Women going back to work after having babies is hard enough. Combine that with the fact that, for breastfeeding moms, there's still the chore of having to pump milk during the day, a time-consuming task that requires the kind of privacy workplaces don't always provide.

Now imagine how different it would be if it was the dads who had to breastfeed the babies? And when you're done imagining, take a look at this funny video made by Naya Health, a breastpump company started by mom of three, Janica Alvarez.

Lactation lounges, milk production contests, and the Nursedes Benz! It's like, do you even pump, bro?

Comedians Amanda Baramki and Ashley Bez are coming clean about the struggles of being a single female comic/weirdo in their new web series Same Same but Different. In six episodes, the series covers everything from dating…

…to food…

…to the art of one-upsmanship.

Despite the fact that the production and writing are excellent, what makes this series stand out is the real friendship between the two women. Watching it, you can't help but want to hang out with them.

But maybe just for a night. They clearly have boundary issues.

Planning a perfect fast food binge takes precision. You have to pace yourself so you can properly ingest and appreciate the food, and must not alert loved ones to your intentions so they don't attempt to intervene.

Twitterer @DecentBirthday introduced a lifehack for the ultimate Taco Bell party that enables laziness and assures you have enough for a feast without people catching on.

First he texted Mom.

Then Dad.

Then Brother.

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And they all delivered on their promises, delivering the ultimate party.

It's a scheme so simple, it's brilliant.

Twitter was in awe.

Some people have been roped into similar stunts.

And others were jealous of how easy it was.

Pro tip: Don't mass text the family like a rookie. The extra effort it takes to type the message is worth it for the extra tacos.

Comedian and eternal flame of realness, Amy Schumer, was nominated for two Grammy awards today (one for her comedy album, Live At The Apollo, and one for the audio version of her book, The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo.) As most of us would be, Schumer was honored and humbled by the nominations. She took to Instagram with a heartfelt message to inspire others to forget about the hater and just do their things.

Her caption reads:

Very very honored to be nominated for 2 Grammys and to be considered to play an important and evolving icon. Is it fat shaming if you know you're not fat and have zero shame in your game? I don't think so. I am strong and proud of how I live my life and say what I mean and fight for what I believe in and I have a blast doing it with the people I love. Where's the shame? It's not there. It's an illusion. When I look in the mirror I know who I am. Im a great friend, sister, daughter and girlfriend. I'm a badass comic headlining arenas all over the world and making tv and movies and writing books where I lay it all out there and I'm fearless like you can be. Thanks to everyone for the kind words and support and again my deepest sympathy goes out to the trolls who are in more pain than we will ever understand. I want to thank them for making it so evident that I am a great choice. It's that kind of response that let's you know something's wrong with our culture and we all need to work together to change it. Anyone who has ever been bullied or felt bad about yourself I am out there fighting for you, for us. And I want you to fight for yourself too! We need to laugh at the haters and sympathize with them. They can scream as loud as they want. We can't hear them because we are getting shit done. I am proud to lead by example. "I say if I'm beautiful, I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story. I will"#thegirlwiththelowerbacktattoo

Schumer is no stranger to sticking it to the haters. A shining beacon of total confidence and not giving a fuck, she has a history of posting swimsuit pics and once called out Glamour magazine for including her on an inspiring list of "plus size" women (she wears a size 6-8), because she thought it sent the wrong message to young girls.

Well, how many of those people will be at the Grammys rubbing elbows with the likes of Beyoncé and Adele? Let's all take some advice from Amy and get shit done.

Housecleaning is a thankless job—nobody ever notices when you clean it, they just notice when it's dirty! Fortunately, #HousecleaningShortcuts is trending on Twitter today, so you know at least those people aren't cleaning their houses right now, either. Here are 17 of the funniest to read before you finally get to those dishes.

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Have you ever had the misfortune or bad judgment to do something stupid at work, and then got fired? Yeah, that's the worst. But not as bad as when you witness one of your horrible coworkers do something even worse, and then suffer no repercussions whatsoever. Recently, some frustrated working people told Reddit about the most horrible things they ever saw their colleagues get away with.​

1. Hey everybody, pearlsweet says that outside there's a NURRRRRRRSE FIIIIIIIGHT!

A nursing supervisor got into a knock down drag out fight with a nursing assistant in the parking lot. No one was fired. The big boss said what happens during off time is out of his hands.

2. Well, springfieldmonorail, it is a subject with which he is intimately familiar.

Shoved a stick of celery up his ass in the produce cooler, recorded it and put it on Facebook.

He is now the produce department assistant manager.

3. No story, like this one from rituallystoned, can end well if it begins with "watch this."

My former co-worker Timmy says to me "Watch this," as we were walking back into the warehouse from lunch. He then proceeds to hop onto a pallet rider and drifts it at full speed into a guard rail, setting the alarm off. Setting the alarm off is supposed to be an automatic drug test, and at the time we were smoking pretty tough on our lunch breaks. Thought for sure that was the last I'd see of Timmy as he walked of with LP, but he was back in a little under a half hour.

4. PM-ME-UR-DANK-MEME's co-worker Kevin is probably on the short list to be the new Secretary of Commerce.

I worked at a Target during my later years of High School and had a lovely coworker named Kevin. His parents were rich and essentially forced him to apply for a job to get a sense for the service industry since he would never have to work a day in his life. The whole "mommy and daddy are rich and I can sue you" cliche is true with this twat-waffle.

It was a regular day in the store, but at one point our manager asked Kevin to help stock the shelves for Valentine's Day. Apparently, Kevin bought some weed with his parent's money and decided to go to work as high as Snoop Dogg's bedroom. Kevin and I were stocking the shelves when I looked over at him, and there he was, breaking open the Valentine's heart-shaped chocolate things and slurping out the cream filling. By the time I saw him doing this, it was too late. He slurped at least twenty hearts dry.

At this point I am pretty pissed, so we get the manager over to knock some sense into him. Kevin is still high, but now decides to actually try to stock the shelves, since the manager was here. Kevin is a short little shit nugget, so we needed a ladder for stocking the top layers. In Kevin's intoxicated waltz, he knocked a bag of candy off the top shelf and went down to get it before tumbling on his ass right off the ladder.

The manager never filed a drug report to corporate for some reason, although I highly suspect it was because his family was rich and influential in the area. Needless to say, I quit that day.

Fuck Kevin.

5. This story from No_Eulogies_for_Bob is just like that time Martin Sheen died.

My coworker read a rumour on twitter that a celebrity was dead, didn't wait for confirmation from their publicist and put the story on the national wire of the country's largest news chain as breaking news. The celebrity called our office an hour later, very much alive, stating he was just in a dentist appointment. I have no idea how he didn't get fired.

6. Apparently the guy in this one from mjsusko showed real initiative.

Coworker at same company we'll refer to as "T." T, in addition to working at the company also owned a failing restaurant with his wife (it's legit, company knows about it and is cool with it) unfortunately for a while it was totally consuming him and his performance was failing. They decided they had to let T go. When T's supervisor, who was about 5'7" and weighed 150lbs tried to fire T, 6'4" and 300 lbs. T says, "welp, I guess I have nothing left to lose" and then proceeded to flip boss's desk 1 handed and literally pick boss up and pinned him to the wall before the rest of the guys in the office could pull him off. For some reason they decided to give T a second chance. He still works there.

​​7. You can't fire a drunk person, Mrninjamonkey, obviously. It's the law.

Underage new employee got caught drinking on shift in front of customers at a retail job. Later had to get bailed out of jail by a manager. Kept their job. How? No clue.

8. DerpyNate worked at a fast food place with a guy even grosser than the food.

Worked at BK, this guy catcalls ladies behind their backs all the time, and as she and her four daughters were leaving, he said: "Man, that ass is just falling out of those jeans..." Lady heard him, turned around, and demanded the person that said it. Eventually, she kept driving around through the drive-thru, and taking pictures of us inside. I thought he was going to get fired for sure, but months after I quit, I checked back in, and sure enough, he was running drive-thru.

9. Because, Begbie3, that's the least anybody has ever charged to their company card in Vegas.

I was at a strip club in vegas with an ad exec who charged THIRTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS on his corporate card over the course of a very long night. Not a damn thing happened to him at work.

10. User paulvs88 puts the "F" in "FCC."

Worked at a small radio station. Guy who was on air before me would record the local news for me to play at 6pm. It was recorded so if he messed up he would just start over and edit that part out. Well one day he forgets that he messed up so he doesn't edit it. I play the news on-air at 6 and in the middle I hear "GOD DAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO DO THIS FUCKING THING AGAIN...(then in his pleasant radio voice) Hi I'm Jim Thomas with your 6 o'clock news update". Not sure why he didn't get fired.

11. This guy that ninjaplease26 worked with was just testing out the merchandise for the sake of the customers. It's all for the customers.

A guy I worked with got a dui in a company owned car with used car dealer plates on it, doing 75 in a 35 with 5 people in the car. He's is now the used car manager.

12. A coworker of HighOnGoofballs did something not very Excel-ent.

Accidentally emailed the salaries of about 1,000 employees to those employees, so everyone got to see how much more money the new guy who was worse than them made.

Cost a lot of money to level all those salaries.

13. A less-than-magical tale by Qysses.

Co-worker would read erotic Harry Potter fan fiction on her workstation for at least 6 hours a day at 40+pt font size.

14. We normally don't condone punching teenagers, but partofbreakfast makes a compelling argument.

Back when I was doing my student teaching, a teacher punched a student in the face and did not get fired.

In his defense, the kid was 17 and thought it would be funny to rip the wig off of a female teacher who was going through chemo. The teacher who did the punching was right there and it was pretty much an immediate reaction. Not a single person in that school blamed that teacher for what he did.

15. Falling upward, with A_H0RRIBLE_PERSON.

Facilities maintenance company I worked for got taken over by a new company. The new company was shit to work for. One of the guys was getting really stressed out and since his wife made big bucks she told him to quit. Instead of quitting he decided to just come and go as he pleased, stole whatever he wanted, used the shop area and company supplies to work on personal projects for his house. This went on for over a year. They promoted him out of his position into management.

On Tuesday, Chris Pratt and Jimmy Fallon put on what is sure to be the next big Christmas television special when they did a holiday-themed edition of Mad Lib Theater. After Pratt plugged a bunch of silly words into a script about Santa confronting one of his elves for stealing toys, the two donned their gay apparel and giggled their way through the scene.

As Santa grills Ding Dongs the elf about the stolen toy he started working on in 200 A.D., neither actor could keep from laughing, naturally. This is not surprising for Fallon, who seems to find almost everything is uproariously funny, but couldn't Pratt tried to have HoHoHo'ed his way through? The laughter totally pulled me out of this very serious scene.

On Wednesday morning's Todayshow, TIME magazine revealed their choice for Person of the Year: and by now you already know it's Donald Trump.

Trump will join a list that includes Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Ayatollah Khomeini, but also Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., and some guy named Andrew Grove.

It's a long list. And presidents often make it.

Trump told Matt Lauer on Today,"To be on the cover of TIME as Person of the Year is a tremendous honor."

And while his interview on Today hasn't hit the internet yet, watch the video below to see some candid shots of a seemingly unaware-he's-being-filmed Trump posing for photographs like a supermodel.

The magazine also made clear that the selection does not by any means signal an endorsement. "The person of the year, as we always remind people, is the person who has had the greatest influence on events, for better or worse," said managing editor Nancy Gibbs.

In that case, it was a fairly obvious choice. Hillary Clinton is TIME's runner-up, and "The Hackers" took third place.

"The fascinating thing this year is," continued Gibbs, "I've never seen so much agreement over who had the most influence or the most disagreement over whether it was for better or worse."

For his part, Trump acknowledged the possibly negative aspect to the honor by referencing the cover, which reads "Donald Trump: President of the Divided States of America."

"I think putting 'divided' is snarky," said Trump, who would hate Someecards. "I didn't do anything to divide."

UPDATE: Here's the video of Donald Trump's call with Today.

Blac Chyna (whose real name is Angela Renée White) may be Robert Kardashian's baby mama and fiancée​, but that doesn't mean she'll get to follow through on her plans of trademarking the name Angela Renée Kardashian. According to TMZ, Kardashians sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe's companies have all filed legal documents attempting to put the kibosh on Chyna's dreams of being a Kardashian, on social media at least.

The documents allegedly state that Chyna is "deliberately seeking to profit from the goodwill and popularity," which the sisters claim will result in them "suffer[ing] damage including irreparable injury to their reputation and goodwill."

Damn, that's cold. Possibly true, but still cold.

On Wednesday morning, Donald Trump won the most important contest of 2016, edging out Hillary Clinton for that most prestigious honor, TIME Person of the Year. Sandwiched between 40,000 tweets pointing to the fact that Hitler once took the cover, too, a few hilarious people shared their own reaction to the news.

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It sounds like a complicated Hollywood plot, but Sofia Vergara is actually being sued by ex-fiancé Nick Loeb on behalf of two of her frozen embryos. The right-to-life lawsuit was filed on Tuesday in the state of Louisiana, where Loeb attended college. Loeb's initial lawsuit against Vergara for custody of her embryos in California was thrown out after the judge ruled in the 44-year-old Modern Family star's favor.

Back when Loeb and Vergara were an item in 2013, the couple decided to create and freeze multiple embryos, presumably so they could become parents somewhere down the line. Eventually, Vergara and Loeb split up (Vergara is now married to Joe Manganiello), but Loeb still wants to be a father. Specifically, he wants to be a father to Vergara's children. According to Refinery 29, Loeb has even gone so far as to refer to the embryos by name, Emma and Isabella, in court documents and set up trust funds for the embryos.

According to Page Six, the exes are now battling it out in court over this right-to-life lawsuit— Vergara pushing for the embryos to be destroyed and Loeb fighting for the embryos to be implanted into a surrogate. If Loeb wins the case, Vergara would be free from any parental or financial obligations, and be called an "egg donor" exclusively. However, Vergara would still be "Emma and Isabella's" biological mother against her will, which isn't exactly the ideal "modern family."

This case could be a potential huge win for the pro-life movement. Loeb is arguing in court that, as a Catholic, Vergara had said she believed the embryos should never be destroyed and is now breaking their oral agreement. Loeb also believes that if the embryos were destroyed, he and Vergara would go to hell.

However, during their initial trial through the California court system, Vergara argued that Loeb had the chance to be a father in a past and rejected it when two of his ex-girlfriends had gotten abortions in the last 20 years. Vergara demanded the women be named and interrogated by her legal team, and when Loeb refused, the case was thrown out. He told Page Six, "I would rather go to jail than reveal the names."

Clearly, this whole damn thing is a mess and neither party is completely innocent. For the time being, the embryos are to be "frozen indefinitely."

Today in "Stupid Things Men Do & Say," we have this fun clip from British all-around jerk Piers Morgan, in which he acts like watching Madonna twerk makes him vomit.

Morgan actually has a long-standing dislike of Madonna (too long to get into), so his reaction isn't too surprising. It's still stupid, it's just not a shock.

ICYMI: Madonna filmed Carpool Karaoke for The Late Late Show recently, and on Tuesday, the show released a teaser promo for the upcoming episode of host James Corden and Madge singing and dancing in the car.

Morgan called the clip "gut-wrenching" and then pretended to retch into a garbage can (sorry, "bin"). Because watching one of the most famous pop superstars the world has ever seen, who also happens to be over 50 (blech! Can you imagine??), dancing and having fun makes Morgan throw up.

In response to Morgan's bit of totally uncalled for rudeness, fans of Madonna, women, feminists, and basically anybody who is not Piers Morgan responded angrily on Twitter.

Also, congrats to this guy on Twitter for this wonderfully prescient tweet on Monday, when the Madonna Carpool Karaoke clip was released.

Tonight is Hairspray Live!, NBC's fourth annual live musical spectacular. Snarkily live-tweeting a full-scale, celebrity-filled production of a Broadway show with a bottle of wine has become a grand holiday tradition, so it's time to up your Twitter game.

These GIFs from the un-live Hairspray movie versions are vital to have on hand to react to the new one. Save these to your desktop, because you can't stop the tweet.

1. When you dance along with Tracy and Penny dancing along with Corny.

2. When Ariana Grande makes you miss Amanda Bynes and hope she's okay.

3. When Amber's being awful.

4. When someone screws up (likely the sound guy—Grease: Live! anyone?) and you pretend not to notice.

5. When Ariana Grande does something nerdy but is still just too damn glamorous.

6. When Kristin Chenoweth hits the note that's so high, only dogs can hear it.

7. When we finally meet Seaweed.

8. When Harvey Fierstein is nailing his Tony-winning role but John Travolta has just been burned into your brain.

9. When Jennifer Hudson talks civil rights and you get sad because how relevant it still is.

10. When you try to make a sarcastic tweet but just submit to the fact that the music is so damn infectious it's impossible to be bitter.

11. When "Without Love" makes you thirsty.

12. So thirsty.

13. Too thirsty.

14. When "You Can't Stop the Beat" starts and you can't help but sing along.

15. When you realize all it took was that song to convince people to stop being racist so you begin planning a musical number in front of Trump Tower.

16. When it ends.

What happens when a soccer legend and a former Spice Girl start a family? Apparently, they pass on their insane talents to their children. David and Victoria Beckham's 11-year-old son, Cruz, just dropped a Christmas song. He debuted the single on Britain's Capital FM on Wednesday.

Spoken like a true 11-year-old, Cruz said that the song combines "two of my favorite things: singing and Christmas."

David added that he was "really proud" of his son.

The holiday tune is called "If Everyday Was Christmas," and it's pretty adorable. Plus, all the proceeds from the sale of the single will benefit a charity for disadvantaged children. Aw! You can listen to it below.

Cruz Beckham is being managed by Scooter Braun, the man responsible for bringing Justin Bieber out of the depths of YouTube and into our lives. I think it's safe to say that this won't be the last single we hear from Cruz. (Let's just hope he doesn't follow in the Biebs' footsteps when it comes to any sort of interaction with his fans.)