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Employees of 'empowering' lingerie store protest after they're told to 'pout' for male customers.

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Employees of luxury Australian lingerie brand Honey Birdette have staged a protest to combat sexist policies, harassing practices and alleged "sexploitation" put in place by the female-led company.

The popular lingerie chain that boasts female sexual empowerment is accused of setting up situations in which employees (who are referred to as " show girls " in the employee handbook) could be sexually harassed by customers. The handbook, which is called "The Little Black Book," includes an overtly-sexual script of "greetings and phrases" to recite to customers. Among the most eyebrow-raising phrases are "Welcome to the Pleasure Parlour," "We've got tickles for you" and "Spank me if I'm wrong." A specific section about male customers in the handbook also directs the staff to greet them with a “killer pout."

When employees complained about being harassed by customers, management told them to "suck it up."

The handbook also dictates the employees' appearance in ways that some may find extreme. Workers must wear high heels and lipstick, can only wear red, black or nude nail polish, and are forbidden from wearing "jersey stretch fabrics," a.k.a. anything comfortable. Instead, it mandates that workers are to wear "satin, silk, lace and chiffon" and to be perfectly coifed at all times. The handbook also reminds employees that "ladies talk with their hands" as if it were a weird 19th-century etiquette book or something.

A petition has been started by former employee named Chanelle Rogers who says the lingerie brand has failed to support their workers when they felt "sexually harassed and intimidated by customers." Here is, in part, what Rogers has to say about the alleged skewed ethics of Honey Birdette:

I saw women mocked for daring to apply for a job at Honey Birdette. I saw workers humiliated and threatened by management because they weren't wearing perfectly applied lipstick all day, their heels weren't high enough, and because they didn't "talk the way a Honey should talk".

I saw workers sexually harassed and intimidated by customers - and when these women spoke up, management told them to suck it up.

The treatment of the employees is in direct contrast with the picture that Honey Birdette tries to paint— a workplace lead by women that preaches empowerment.

Honey Birdette's management pretend they're all about empowering women, but they've sacrificed their values and put their workers in physical danger just to make a profit.

It's disgraceful and it needs to end. Workers at Honey Birdette boutiques have a right to feel safe and respected at work.

The protest, which included a good old fashioned bra-burning, was supported by the Young Workers Centre— a network of lawyers, organizers and educators that help employees understand and exercise their rights. Keelia Fitzpatrick, the centre’s coordinator, released a statement about the protest of the Melbourne location.

Honey Birdette claims to be about ’empowering women’ – but the only people Honey Birdette are empowering are customers who want to sexually harass women. We’ve had many women contact us to speak out about these awful workplace practices, but what’s really alarming is how many of these women are speaking to us anonymously. There’s a real culture of fear among the workers at Honey Birdette. It’s time for Honey Birdette to practice what they preach and empower staff to stand up for safety.

Sexual harassment at work is not part of the job. Honey Birdette workers are speaking out about their experiences #burnyourbirdette #notyourhoney

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It is important to note that the women are not protesting the dress code directly, but the harassment they receive from customers as a direct result of following the rules put in place by management. Furthermore, they are taking a stand against management's inaction when it comes to creating a safe work environment for employees. Feeling targeted and unsafe at work is something no employee should have to take, and these women aren't.


15-year-old girl says 'everyone is invited' to her birthday party. 1.2 million people take it literally.

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Oops: When Crescencio Ibarra made a video invitation to his daughter Rubi's 15th birthday party, he excitedly declared "everyone is welcome." The video was set to public on Facebook, and now 1.2 million people are saying they'll attend.

"Hello, how are you? We invite you this 26 of December to the 15th birthday party of our daughter, Rubi Ibarra Garcia," Mr Ibarra says in the video, as his wife and daughter smile proudly.

Rubi Ibarra Garcia's party is slated to beat Aaron's party as the party of the month (no, the party of the year). Her dad Crescencio said in the video that there will be local bands, food and a horse race at the big bash on December 26th in Mexico.

A screenshot of a flier for Rubi's party
The lineup for Rubichella 2016.

The video circulated on Facebook, where a million people clicked "attending" and quickly started making memes.

BBC reports that Mr. Ibarra said in an interview that the video was intended only for people in his village of La Joya, but even though the internet has run wild with the invitation, he doesn't intend on turning anyone away.

Rubi's mom, Anaelda Garcia, said that her favorite meme so far is "the one about Donald Trump and [Mexican President} Enrique Pena Nieto coming to an agreement to allow undocumented Mexican migrants in the US to return to Mexico for Rubi's party."

Screen grab of a tweet showing a news programme reporting on Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto and Donald Trump shaking hands and a message reading:
"Breaking news: Deal reached so Mexicans can attend Rubi's 15th [birthday party] and return to the US."

The video has gone so beyond viral that police are being deployed to the family's village of La Joya to do crowd control if even a fraction of the people who clicked "Attending" attend the party.

A tweet showing a composite picture of military parades and the text reading:
"Armed forces ready to provide security for Rubi's 15th birthday party."

A 15th birthday is a milestone in Mexican culture, a Quinceañera, and this might just be the biggest one ever. Even bigger than Selena Gomez's on Wizards of Waverley Place.

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Happy birthday, Rubí!

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Woman delights internet by accidentally dressing like an obscure character from 'Spongebob.'

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A woman thought she "looked cute as hell" until her boyfriend brought her to a terrible realization: she was dressed just like Pinhead Larry.

Now, the episode of Spongebob in which Pinhead Larry appears is a masterpiece, and will one day be preserved in the Library of Congress. But you don't really need to know about it to enjoy this woman's tweet (so scroll to the bottom of this post if you want to read the episode summary*).

This is really all you need to know:

The pink jacket helps, but it's obviously all about that neckware.

The responses to this woman's tweet (she changed her Twitter name to Pinhead Larry, making all this impossibly confusing) are pure joy.

Most people thought she looked both "cute as hell" and just like Pinhead Larry, which I'm sure would boost the real Pinhead Larry's confidence.

Her tweet's already gotten over 40,000 likes in the two days since she posted it.

Plus, it had success on Facebook, which was then posted back to Twitter, which is really the top of the food chain as far as viral content goes.

"Accidental Spongebob" is quickly becoming my favorite genre of internet story. In case you missed the woman who paid $250 for Squidward's portrait, here, look.

*The origin of Pinhead Larry:

Hey, thanks for coming down here.

In an episode from season two called "Survival of the Idiots," Patrick and Spongebob head to Sandy's estate, only to find that she's hibernating. They accidentally wake her into a sleepwalking stupor, and she sees them not as Patrick and Spongebob, but as the villains from her dream: Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry. Things get really violent, she tries to kill them, and at one point Spongebob and Patrick argue over who gets to be Dirty Dan. In the end, she wakes up to find that they've stripped her of all her fur in an attempt to stay warm.

Mom shares brilliant, slightly creepy way to painlessly tell your kids the truth about Santa.

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Spoiler alert: This post contains information about whether Santa Claus is real or not.

Mom Charity Hutchinson has gone viral with a Facebook post sharing a remarkably clever way to tell your kids Santa isn't real without admitting that you've been lying to them their whole lives. Of course, this technique requires that you replace that lie with a smaller lie, but it also encourages your kids to be more charitable, so it all evens out in the end. And anything to prevent your kids from crying can't be all bad.

This is by far the best idea I've seen about telling your kids about Santa. Had to share! ********* "In our family, we...

Posted by Charity Hutchinson on Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Here's the full post:

This is by far the best idea I've seen about telling your kids about Santa. Had to share!

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"In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit.

When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready.

I take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made:
“You sure have grown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but I can see that your heart has grown, too. [ Point out 2-3 examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people's feelings, good deeds etc, the kid has done in the past year]. In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus.

You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up like him. Some of your friends might have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they aren't ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE.

Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from "cookies" to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!"

Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone.
We then have the child choose someone they know--a neighbor, usually. The child's mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it--and never reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn't about getting credit, you see. It's unselfish giving.
My oldest chose the "witch lady" on the corner. She really was horrible--had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. She'd yell at them to play quieter, etc--a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kmart and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up, and tagged it "merry Christmas from Santa." After dinner one evening, he slipped down to her house, and slid the package under her driveway gate. The next morning, we watched her waddle out to get the paper, pick up the present, and go inside. My son was all excited, and couldn't wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper--wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that NO ONE could ever know what he did, or he wouldn't be a Santa.

Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend's daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok. The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son's face.

When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helped with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to--because they were let in on the Secret of Being a Santa."

Does this really work? The 7,000+ people who shared it on Facebook seem convinced. And even if your kids don't buy it, they'll forgive you for your deception once they realize you're their only source for presents. That's how it's been for generations.

Here are the last four words said on your favorite sitcoms, courtesy of Netflix.

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In honor of the shocking final four words from the Gilmore Girlsrevival (don't worry, I won't spoil them for you), Netflix is taking a stroll down memory lane and reminding us of the last four words from sitcoms-past. In this short video, you will be reminded of the final words from Friends, 30 Rock, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Freaks and Geeks, Parks and Recreation, Dexter, The Office, Gossip Girl, House and Parenthood, which are all currently streaming on Netflix, of course.

Amy-Sherman Palladino, creator of Gilmore Girls, said she knew all along what she wanted the final four words of the series to be, but never got a chance to write them in because she left the show before it's seventh and final season. Fans have always wondered how Palladino intended Gilmore Girls to end, and the final four words almost took on a myth-like quality during the nine years the show was off the air.

However, the final four words divided the fandom. Some people thought they exceeded expectations, while others argued they didn't even meet them.

Of course, most other sitcom's final words were not scrutinized as heavily as the ones uttered on Gilmore Girls, as made evident by all the line fragments used in the little montage. But hey, Gilmore Girls was left pretty open ended, so maybe those weren't the actual final four words after all.

Teenager pays his girlfriend to do his makeup so she can afford to go to Coachella.

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Ah, young love. Most of the time our teenage relationships aren't the truest of loves, but every now and then you a sweet story pops up that makes you think these kids might just make it after all. This is one such story, of an 18-year-old who paid his girlfriend to give him a makeover so that she could afford Coachella tickets.

17-year-old high school student/freelance makeup artist Tatyanna Snyder wanted to go to Coachella, but the tickets were out of her price range. Her boyfriend, 18-year-old Jordan Shetrone said he would lend her the $200 she needed, but she didn't want to just take it from him.

So what did Jordan do? He hired Tatyanna to do his makeup, and then paid her for her services so she could afford the tickets. Aww! Tatyanna posted before-and-after photos of Jordan's makeover to Twitter, and quickly received numerous responses praising both her makeup skills and her boyfriend's very sweet support of her talents.

Damn, he looks pretty. Tatyanna, if you're reading this, will you teach me how to do my makeup?

Can you say #RelationshipGoals?

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13 parents confess that one thing they regret telling their kids.

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Parenting requires a creative repertoire of lies, from "Santa Claus is coming to town!" to "You were definitely planned," and sometimes, the awkward truth. Parents on Reddit shared that one thing they wish they didn't tell their kids, because it's either too true or too false. From silly little fibs to the straight-up mean, here's the toothpaste parents wish they could put back in the tube.

1. BuyTheHammerOfThor created the myth of the Dummy Fairy, coming soon to a theater near you.

I told my son that the Dummy Fairy came and took all his dummies away because he was too big for them now, and that the fairy would give them to new babies who need them. He was terrified that the fairy would take ALL of his stuff and give it away. He also was really angry at babies.

2. ImNotSureThatsOK just might swear his daughter through a semester of college.

When my daughter was around 8, I told her that a lot of the words that Daddy used were grown up words and that she shouldn't use them herself. Then she worked out what they were, and she said that I shouldn't use them either. I agreed, and in a fit of noble intention, agreed to the swear jar; a dollar a swear, to be all paid on her 18th birthday. I owe my 16 year old daughter about $14500. She has kept meticulous records, including a signed agreement from the year 2009.

3. Lightning McQueen strikes PM_ME_CAMPING_TIPS's house.

Yeah buddy you can watch tv before bed. Every fucking night now we watch cars.

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It's only fun to watch the first 113 times.

4. Oof. DiegoJones4's burn was way ​too sick.

When I was in the process of getting a divorce my wife was screaming at me like always. I was trying to sleep on the couch. My step-daughter said "For your first marriage, you are doing a great job of fucking it up Diego." I said, "With more practice I'll be as good at as your family." Everyone in her family had been divorced multiple times.

She baited me and I took it and said something that I shouldn't.

5. BillbaPapa has a two-year-old hacker.

I forgot how smart my daughter is. When she was 2 she asked me for the code for my phone cause it went to sleep when she was playing some app I downloaded, I told her 1-2-3-4 cause it's the ultimate code.

Anyways she remembered it and was able to unlock my phone the next day and send numberous texts and make multiple phone calls without completely knowing what she was doing. No actual harm in any of that except phone wasn't on wifi she found Netflix.

She watched a couple of hundred bucks worth of "Paw Patrol" that day.

6. Kindredbond knows that everyone ends up in therapy one way or another.

Years ago when our first son was around two years old, we would occasionally hang out in the garage. We had tons of toys that he could push around and enjoy. But anytime he happened to get too close to the street, we would press the car lock button which would beep a couple times. We told him the car was mad that he was too close to the street. He would then haul arse back up the driveway yelling "Car Mad, Car Mad!!" I expect to pay psychiatrist bills due to this. Yes, yes I do.

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Dispatch from the future.

7. DarkForceDisco with the P90X games.

Not a parent but used to work with kids. I used to do P90X and one of Tony Horton's famous lines was "don't say you can't, say you presently struggle with."

I remembered that term. Worked at a tutoring center. When one kid kept repeating can't, I told him to not say he can't, but that he presently struggled with something. Explained to him what it meant and everything. Meant to say it as a ~motivator~ and that when you say you can't, it's something that cannot be done ever (can't grow wings, can't be 500 feet tall, etc.)

Cue him substituting "presently struggling with" instead of "can't" for everything. Screaming "BUT I PRESENTLY STRUGGLE WITH!!! I PRESENTLY STRUGGLE WITH!!!" At one point he forgot the words and it became things like "pleasantly acquaintance with" and other madness. After that, I just decided to tell the kids to just not say can't. Last time I try to be inspirational.

8. Secretly_psycho's daughter will grow up to be president.

My kid was being bullied, and she was miserable. So I said "don't be sad, you aren't at fault. Take the problem out at its source".... My darling cut her arm and told the teacher that her bully hurt her. She got the girl suspended. To be honest, I'm more impressed than anything

9. TooOldToDie81 is keeping track.

Slight [sic] roll reversal here but as i am now a parent i can put myself in my dads shoes here pretty well. When i was 15 and my father was 50 he went on a rant one night about how opiates arent that bad if you control your dosage and have a constant supply and went on to proclaim that upon his 70th birthday he would begin using heroin, because "fuck it". This particular moment stuck with me. Now, 20 years later (4 days ago) my father turned 70. He has received more messages from me in the last 4 days than the previous 4 years combined. needle emjoi , needle emoji, waits five minutes "dad are you alive? do i need to send someone over to check if you OD'd? trap meme, pill emoji, needle emoji.

Honestly its the most fun ive had with him in years. Not sure how long it will take me to get bored of it but boy i can hear his eyes rolling from 500 miles away.

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*cry-laughing emoji*

10. 707RiverRat suffers for their sins.

"Guess what?! Chicken butt!"

My daughter says this 30+ times a day now.

11. Fat_Panda_Sandoval's daughter knows the secret to happiness.

One time, I told my four-year-old daughter that I was making Mommy a cocktail because it would make her happy. Now every time my wife gets mad, the girl says, 'Mommy, you need a cocktail.

12. Hopefully there aren't any pitbulls in phurtive's neighborhood.

I told my three-year-old, who completely trusted me, never to run from a dog or they will chase you. A 100-pound giant Rottweiler mix was charging at her at full speed, and she looked him in the eye and didn't budge. Bowled her over. He was friendly, just an idiot. I never got that level of trust from her again.

13. Wait until Estrogyn's son hears about the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

When my son was little (3) and an absolute terror, one time I pointed down a road that we never go down, and said, "That's the road the bad kids go." When he would misbehave I would say, "Do we need to go down the bad kids road?" And he would instantly get in line. Until he didn't. Then I had to follow through with my threat, drive him down the bad kids road, and there was NOTHING THERE.

He must have been five or six at the time but even then the symbolism was not lost on him. Go down the bad kids road and nothing really happens...

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Deep.

Awful boyfriend learns stomach-churning lesson about why you should listen to your girlfriend.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of bunions. This disgusting and deeply satisfying revenge tale is brought to us by writer Sarah Gailey, who yesterday shared an 18-tweet saga about an "awful" ex who learned a harsh but necessary lesson about why you should "ALWAYS listen to your girlfriend."

This could go down as the great Shakespeareanrevenge drama of our time.

"Gather round, Twitter," Gailey started off. "And I shall tell you the tale of instant gross justice." It all begins with a bad egg, her ex:

'Nuff said. The man must go down.

SPOILER ALERT: he didn't listen.

ICYMI: commercial for the Ped Egg.

And the lesson to be learned, gentlemen and gentlemen? It is this:

Her story has completely restored at least one person's faith in humanity:

And Gailey added that it has helped her through some dark times.

To quote Shakespeare:

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by about an idiot, full of sound feet and fury, signifying nothing everything.

~fin~

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Crafty dad transforms daughter's sleep suit into the most adorable spacesuit.

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Innovative dad Ben Brucker went viral after converting his daughter's ordinary sleep suit into an adorable NASA space suit. The entire transformation process was documented on Imgur, and the final results were out of this world (sorry, I had to).

"This sleep suit is supposed to help her (and us) sleep better," writes Brucker in reference to Baby Merlin Magic Sleepsuit. "It looks completely ridiculous, and we immediately began referring to it as her 'space suit.' I figured I might as well take it a step further."

One small step for baby astronauts, one giant leap for mankind.

Before.

Brucker picked up a few NASA-themed patches off Amazon and snuck them into the house behind his wife's back. He then employed the help of his mother to sew them on.

Damn, Brucker's mom did all the work and he got all the credit.

And the finished product was pretty spectacular. Brucker wrote that the larger patches were attached to the front of the suit so they would so they cover the Merlin logo and not impede the baby's arm movement. However, she did get one sweet NASA should patch.

After.

And the thing looks even cuter with an actual baby in it! Look at her, she is definitely ready for take off.

Houston, we have a spacesuit.

Brucker wrote that he can't look at his daughter in the suit without laughing.

She looks like she is in a deep sleep in deep space.

After the project was completed, Brucker also uploaded his wife's reaction to seeing his (or his mom's) handiwork for the first time. Her reaction is almost as cute as their astronaut baby. Almost.

Hey, you never know. Maybe Brucker's kid will grow up to be a full-sized astronaut one day. He's going to need to make her a helmet, though.

Students realize they look identical, become best friends and roommates.

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Maria and Elisabetta are both students in Pisa, Italy. They met shortly after starting school, united by the fact that all their friends kept mistaking them for each other. Because despite coming from completely different parts of the country (Maria from Sicily, Elisabetta from the Rome area), they share an uncanny resemblance, down to their impressive halos of curly brown hair.

Surprisingly, it turns out that having the same face is a perfect icebreaker. The two became fast friends, eventually moving into the same apartment. And now, they can't imagine life apart.

The website Twin Strangers recently profiled the two girls, filming them as they go about their charming Italian lives, and interviewing them about their friendship. Check out the video, and their fantastic accents, below.

Just think—you probably have a doppelganger out there somewhere, just waiting to become your best friend. Or your greatest enemy. But nothing in between.

Would you pay $3.8 million to watch 10-year-old Beyoncé sing with her girl group?

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Before Beyoncé became a music icon and the undisputed Queen of the Universe, she was the 10-year-old lead singer of a '90s girl group called Girl's Tyme. Tapes of those elusive baby Bey performances recently surfaced, and now they're being auctioned off for millions of dollars.

That's right. When you're as famous as Beyoncé, someone will pay millions of dollars for tapes of you dancing around stage as a 10-year-old.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Ted Owen & Co. (a company that sells collectibles and memorabilia) is auctioning off the 12 tapes, which contain two-and-a-half hours of footage from 1992 of Bey rocking out with Girl's Tyme. Girl's Tyme started out performing hip-hop and R&B in their hometown of Houston, and eventually made their way onto Star Search, the '90s equivalent of American Idol. The tapes are predicted to sell for a whopping $3.8 million.

You can watch a two minute clip of the delightfully '90s videos below.

For any millionaire Beyhive members who may be reading this, you should know that the auction closes on January 10, 2017. Get your bids in now.

Twitter congratulates great-grandpa Mick Jagger on becoming a new dad at 73.

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Although 2016 has trained us to freak out every time a famous rock star, British male and British male rock star pops up in the news, Mick Jagger is trending because of birth rather than death.

The 73-year-old rock icon just had a baby with his 29-year-old girlfriend, Melania Hamrick. The baby boy is Jagger's eighth child overall, 46 years younger than his oldest sister and two years younger than his great niece. Confused?

Twitter marveled at this feat of male virility and fertility, celebrating how this new baby boy fits into the family tree.

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