Over the weekend, Good Morning Britain host Piers Morgan questioned Lady Gaga's experience with PTSD and sexual assault. So what did Lady Gaga do? She challenged him to an interview so they could talk about it like adults.

Over the weekend, Morgan referred to PTSD as "the latest celebrity accessory." (Ughhhhh.)

He also tweeted: "Lady Gaga & Madonna have both made ALLEGATIONS of rape many years after the event. No police complaint, no charges, no court case. I don't think all claims of rape should be necessarily accepted as fact without proper criminal investigation, do you?"

When Lady Gaga learned of Morgan's comments, she sent a series of tweets back in his direction, informing him that she would gladly speak to him about her condition and about sexual assault.

Of course, Morgan had another eye-roll inducing response to her tweets.

"OK, you're on. Let's do an interview about this and you can tell me why I'm wrong to be sceptical," he said. "I know numerous soldiers with PTSD, it's a very serious thing. I also know people who claim to have it but clearly don't. Let's talk...”

When a fan tweeted that Lady Gaga should do the interview with a broadcaster instead of a journalist, Morgan replied, "I'm both. This interview would air worldwide. Reckon you can handle me @ladygaga ?"

Ew.

But Gaga, being the classy lady she is, kept her composure and was about as cordial as you could be to someone implying that they think you're faking your mental illness.

And she made sure he knew that he wasn't the only interviewer that would like to hear her story.

Even though his initial comments were pretty awful, it does seem like he may be willing to listen to what Gaga has to say.

Maybe this interview will actually turn into a calm and civil discussion where everyone actually learns something and humanity takes one step forward in the never-ending quest to understand each other and appreciate our differences.

Either that or it'll be a total garbage fire. Stay tuned!

Jokes about marriage are as old as the institution itself. Much like dad jokes, marriage jokes stand the test of time and are enjoyed by those who know just how much truth is behind each punchline. Most are old, some are new, all are borrowed, and a few are blue:

1. Why are you incomplete until you get married?

Because after marriage, you're finished.

2. A little girl asked her mother how much it cost to get married.

Her mom said, "I don't know, sweetheart, I'm still paying for it."

3. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

4. How do you know when you're at a redneck wedding?

All the guests are sitting on the same side of the aisle.

5. How do you get a man to repair something around the house?

Tell him he's too old to for it.

6. What's the secret to a happy marriage?

No one knows—that's why it's a secret.

7. Why caused a woman not to talk to her mother-in-law for 18 months?

She didn't want to interrupt her.

8. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

9. What's the most effective way for someone to remember an anniversary?

Forget it once.

10. Why should you avoid marrying a tennis player?

Because "love" means nothing to them.

11. How are marriages like your lazy friends?

Most of them don't work out.

12. What's the difference between getting married and getting circumcised?

When you get married, they make you keep the whole prick.

13. Why is love never having to say your sorry?

Because you'll never get a word in edgewise.

14. What do you call a woman who loves small penises?

Your wife, if you're lucky.

15. Why did the bride cry when she saw her wedding cake?

Because the cake is in tiers.

Bruno Mars hopped into the passengers' seat of James Corden's car to sing some songs, try on hats, and discuss how the two differ in the bedroom in the latest segment of Carpool Karaoke. Mars is the latest in a long line of celebrities who have graced Corden's SUV, and suffice it to say, the funkilicious singer did not disappoint.

Mars, who confessed that he wanted to be a performer ever since he was a 4-year-old Elvis impersonator in Hawaii, joined theLate Late Show host in singing some of his hits like "Grenade," and "Uptown Funk," as well as singing some new songs off his latest album, 24k Magic.

Honestly, these two have a lot of chemistry and those harmonies sound great. Maybe the next Super Bowl Half Time Show should feature Bruno Mars/James Corden, and they can do their whole young Elvis/fat Elvis thing.

Hey, their words, not mine.

Carter and Robin Thicke are taking a moment to remember their recently departed father. Television legend Alan Thicke passed away unexpectedly on Tuesday after suffering from a heart attack while playing ice hockey with Carter, age 19. Thicke was only 69.

Hours after his passing, Carter uploaded a picture with his father alongside a heartfelt message.

Today I lost my best friend and my idol, and the world lost one of it's finest. I have never known a more kind, loving, hairy, and generous person in my life and I am forever grateful for the light that this man brought to my life and so many others. You will be missed every second of every day. You are a legend and I love you Pops. Until next time.

"Blurred Lines" singer Robin Thicke also eulogized his father but telling theLos Angeles Times that his dad was "the greatest man I ever met" and "always a gentleman." He went on to say, "The good thing was that he was beloved and he had closure. I saw him a few days ago and told him how much I loved and respected him."

Robin has said that his father, who wrote some of the most iconic television theme songs of all time, has always been in inspiration to his music career.

Alan is survived by his three sons, Brennan, Robin and Carter as well as his wife, Tanya.

On Tuesday, Kanye West met with Donald Trump, providing serious news outlets with a distraction from Russian hacking and the late night hosts with plenty of fodder. "You can tell it's a high powered meeting because Kanye's wearing his formal sweat suit," quipped Colbert, before getting in on the whole "name that mixtape" game that erupted Tuesday on Twitter.

"The Deportation of Pablo," suggested Colbert, reflecting on the meeting of the "two most powerful American narcissists in the same room."

Get it? Donald Trump wants to deport Pablo.

Colbert then pivoted to Trump's latest cabinet selections. On secretary of state Rex Tillerson, he mused that "all gas stations are official US embassies" after the nomination of the ExxonMobil CEO.

Also, did you know that likely secretary of energy, Rick Perry, was on Dancing with the Stars?

If he really wanted to cut costs, Trump should have picked Jeb Bush. He's low energy.

2016 claimed another victim on Tuesday when it was reported that actor Alan Thicke had passed away. A lot of people grew up watching Thicke, father of singer Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke, play Dr. Jason Seaver on the '80s sitcomGrowing Pains. Here's what celebrities had to say about the passing of the 69-year-old actor.

Um, rude. Well, maybe rude. John Mayer, maker of many guitar faces and dater of many ladies, tweeted something that may or may not be a diss toward his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift (perhaps you've heard of her?). He's since deleted the tweet, but thankfully, god invented screenshots.

His tweet, which was posted at 10:45 p.m. on December 13, read, "Tuesday, December 13 may be the lamest day of the year, conceptually."

December 13 is Taylor Swift's birthday. And the pair did date during one of her birthdays, specifically the one in 2009. And Swift did write an entire song ("Dear John") based on their relationship and subsequent breakup.

But of course there's no way of knowing (short of asking him and hoping he's not a liar) if he was actually throwing shade at Tay Tay, or if he just…doesn't like December 13, I guess?

Or maybe he just doesn't like December, period.

That really seems the most likely answer. And you know what, who can blame him? Ugh. December.

And honestly, ugh, John Mayer, too.

Baby, it's cold outside! So warm up—or try to, anyway—by laughing at these dirty jokes all about winter. They're filthier than the sidewalk sludge you trudge through on your way to work on winter mornings and slightly more funny.

1. Why did the downhill skier take off all his clothes?

Because he wanted to get windblown.

2. Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm?

The snowbank.

3. Why was the snowman so brave?

Because he had big snow balls.

4. Two snowmen walk into a bar.

They melt.

5. Why are female snowmen so bad at giving blowjobs?

Because they have frostbite.

6. Why was the snowman so insecure?

Because he had a tiny carrot.

7. Why did the little old lady make her husband shovel the driveway?

She thought she heard him begging for a snowjob.

8. What is it called when a snowman orgasms?

Sleet.

9. What do you call a snowman orgy?

A snowball fight.

10. Why did the female snowman delete Tinder?

She was getting too many snowcone pics.

11. How did the snowman lose his head?

Someone sat on his face.

12. What is a snowman's least favorite yoga position?

Downward-facing dog pee.

13. Why did the lady snowman divorce her husband?

She found out he was going to a snowblower.

14. Why did the snowman's daughter become a stripper?

Because he was so cold to her.

15. What is a snowman's favorite sex position?

Sled doggy-style.

Amber Heard has been speaking out about the abuse she allegedly endured from Johnny Depp during their brief marriage; she recorded a PSA and also wrote an open letter to other survivors of domestic abuse in the December issue of Porter. But her openness might be costing her quite a bit of money. It seems that Depp is refusing to pay Heard the $6.8 million she's entitled to from their divorce settlement because he's angry about her public statements about domestic violence, which, although she never mentioned him by name, are clearly about him.

Depp gave the first installment of Heard's money, reportedly $100,000, directly to the charities to which she claimed she she would give her entire settlement (the ACLU and Children's Hospital of Los Angeles), but after that, the payments stopped. Daily Mail has obtained legal documents from Heard's lawyers, including a formal "Request for Order," hoping to force Depp to cough up the rest of the money.

The document includes a summary of all the things Depp has neglected to do in the time he was given by the court besides not paying her the agreed upon $6.8 million, including not transferring the title of a Range Rover, and not arranging a meeting with Heard to discuss divvying up the furniture in at least two of their residences.

The reason for the delay is that Depp feels that Heard broke the terms of a confidentiality agreement by speaking out about her abuse. Hopefully the legal motions will help move the process along, so that they both can move on.

As 2016 finally comes to a close, Google has released their Year in Search, a comprehensive number-crunch of what the people were looking up throughout this nightmare of journey around the sun.

In the United States, people were interested in learning new things, asking the reliable sage Google things about memes, games, and geopolitical conflicts.

Just wait and see, when Donald Trump find out he's all the way down at number eight he'll have a tweetstorm about "Failing Google." It's likely he's so low on the list because his fans might not want to have too much information as not to ruin their post-fact love affair with him.

A lot of people asked Google direct questions like its Ask Jeeves.

When it comes to specific people, everyone was curious about politicians, athletes, and one particular murderer.

When it came to songs, people were slaying to "Formation," crying to "Purple Rain," and standing very, very still for "Black Beatles," the official Mannequin Challenge soundtrack.

According to the Year in Search, people in the United States had very strange, very specific questions about dogs.

(And yes, Goofy is a dog, even though he gets to wear clothes, unlike Pluto! Must be a different breed kind of thing)

Overall, in the whole wide world with the Whole Wide Web, people were geeking out to superhero movies, Leonardo DiCaprio's pursuit by a bear, and animated features.

Netflix appears to be bringing the whole world together, as half as the internationally most searched shows were Netflix Originals. The nostalgic charms of Stranger Things know no borders.

Read the rest of the stats and searches in other countries at Google Year in Search.

Or just, you know, Google it.

There is one thing you can count on in this crazy world and that's terrible dad jokes from your father. Prove to your dad this holiday season he's not the only one who knows how to make people groan at his jokes by whipping out these little beauties. Maybe then you'll finally be able to win his approval.

1. Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?

He's Claus-trophobic.

2. Which reindeer loves cleaning?

Comet.

3. Why are snowmen so popular?

Because they're cool!

4. Why do Christmas trees love the past?

Because the presents' beneath them.

5. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soots him.

6. What is the first thing an elf learns in school?

The elf-abet

7. What does one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

8. What is a snowman's favorite cereal?

Snowflakes!

9. Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?

Rude-olf.

10. Why should you never mess with Santa?

He's got a black belt.

11. How can you tell Santa is nearby?

You can sense his presents.

12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

13. Who is a snowman's favorite aunt?

Aunt-artica .

14. Why was the snowman buying a carrot?

He was picking his nose.

15. Why did Mrs. Claus tell Santa to bring an umbrella?

Because of the rain-deer.

Everyone loves a rousing game of Monopoly—the seminal board game that takes half a day to get through and usually ends in a blow-out between you and a family member. But what if I told you you've been playing this classic tabletop game wrong for your entire life? Turns out that most players have never actually read the rule book and the game has accumulated many made up rules since its creation in 1935.

In a video by the YouTube channel Today I Found Out, Simon Whistler takes you through all the ways you've been playing Monopoly wrong.

Adhering to the actual rules of the game actually speeds up game play, and makes the whole Monopoly experience more interesting and enjoyable.

Yep, from bidding on other player's properties to acquiring a bankrupt player's assets, the actual rules of Monopoly make the game more strategy based and less "look at your phone and wait for your turn" based. Also, they make this family-friendly game savage AF.

So don't worry, you will still hold up the tradition of screaming at your sibling before the game officially ends. After all, that is actually the most exciting part of playing Monopoly.

Chris Pratt has stayed close with his Parks and Rec co-stars Nick Offerman and Adam Scott since the show ended back in 2015, but now a fancy toilet is threatening to get in the way of their bromance.

Pratt revealed on Conan Tuesday night that he shows his love for his Pawnee pals by sending them pictures of his "exceptional poop." (And yes, apparently Offerman and Scott send him their poop pics too.) But Pratt's wife Anna Faris recently purchased a fancy electric toilet for their home that flushes his doody faster than Pratt can take a picture of it. You can watch his hilarious assessment of the crappy situation below. (Sorry. Couldn't help myself.)

May their friendship be strong enough to weather this storm.

Hilary Duff is wading into the turbid waters of controversy once again, after an innocent photo of her day out with her four-year-old son Luca angered a bunch of dumb trolls. On Tuesday, Duff shared the photo, which showed her and Luca outside the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland. Take a look, and guess what it was that bothered people.

No, it's not Walt Disney's history of squashing animators' unions. It's the fact she kissed her kid on the lips.

Apparently, some backseat parents think that it's wrong for parents and children to kiss each other on the lips, because that's the Mommy-Daddy Kiss. Commenters told her to "get a room," and advised her that kissing kids on the mouth is "not good for them." But Duff wasn't taking any of their guff. She responded later that same day on Twitter.

Burn.

Of course, once word got out about the insinuations being made by these trolls, others came out to support Duff. The comments on her original post are now overwhelming positive, with parents and other well-wishers complimenting her on her relationship with her son.

Of course, he'll probably be mortified that this picture exists in ten years, but that would be true even without the kiss. Enjoy it while you can, Hilary.

Shevon Potts, a mother in the UK, thought she was getting a good deal when she bought her daughter a talking baby doll from the clearance rack at an Argos store. But when she brought the doll home and listened to it "talk," she realized there was a very good reason why it was being sold at such a discount. She was so shocked, she had to share it on Facebook.

That's very unnerving. Potts posted the video to Argos' Facebook page, along with this caption:

Bought this baby for my daughters birthday, at argos clearance. And im absolutely horrified at the "baby cry" it just does not sound like a babies cry!! i wont even let me daughter leave the house with it!!

Of course, there's no way of telling how the wrong sound box wound up in the doll. (And does that mean that somebody out there bought a sex doll that turned out to have a baby voice?) This video could even be a hoax, but Argos' social media department is certainly taking it seriously.

Potts originally posted her video in September, and seemingly has still not gotten the doll replaced. Now, months later, her video is going viral. Understandably, the store is desperately trying to make it right.

Sorry Wendy, it looks like you're not getting the doll back. And who cares at this point? It seems like the birthday girl is happy (and the doll certainly is). All's well that ends well. Except for whoever bought that sex doll. They're probably scarred for life.

More importantly, this is yet another example of a joke from The Simpsons coming true.

When the Israeli Parliament issued a dress code for the building that is super-strict about skirt length, several aides were stopped at the door for showing their knees to challenge the sexist rule.

Joining the protest of mostly youngins was 66-year-old member of lawmaker Manuel Trajtenberg, who stripped down to his tank top to cheers from the crowd at the entrance of the Knesset, the Israeli Parliament.

(Unfortunately you'll have to provide your own "It's Raining Men" soundtrack.)

Tratjenberg worked his jacket like Jed Bartlet, and told the crowd, "If I can enter like this, they can enter like that," to much applause.

The Knesset dress code states, "“Entrance to the Knesset is permitted only in appropriate attire (no tank/spaghetti tops, cropped tops, shorts or three-quarter length trousers, ripped trousers, shirts with political slogans, short skirts and short dresses," though a man's shoulders are not as scandalizing as womens'.

Watching Tratjenberg's ​adorable striptease can at least partly fill the Bernie Sanders-shaped hole in your heart, at least when it comes to politically active old Jewish men.

All Twitter user @sav_gibson was looking for when she texted a guy in her class was a copy of their study review. Unfortunately, this poor girl had no idea that instead of receiving class notes, she'd have to deal with her horny classmate's undying affections. She posted her text conversation with the ahem, eager fellow, to Twitter and her tweet quickly went viral.

Let's take a closer look at the texts, shall we?

That was the end of their conversation. Until, of course, her tweet went viral (It currently has around 75,000 retweets and 288,000 likes.)

Here's the follow-up.

He manages to both call her a bitch and insist that he was being a "gentleman" in their previous conversation. That's right, the conversation where his response to her simple request for notes from class was trying to find out if she was old enough to have sex with. Sure. Perfect gentleman.

Here's hoping @sav_gibson got her review from someone else.