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Dad, if you ever need a place to live I'll be happy to research the best nursing homes for you.


Happy Father's Day to the parent who got to have lots of unprotected sex and none of the pregnancy.

Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day.

9 most dysfunctional ways to tell your dad "Happy Father's Day."

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someecards.com - Dad, thanks for giving me just enough emotional baggage to be in a creative field but not enough to be a prostitute.
Card we may send to our fathers (depending on how we make rent this month).

Just because your dad is kind of a screw-up and made you into an even bigger screw-up doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to have a happy Father's Day. We've collected this group of cards for the worst dysfunctional dads so you can brighten up your broken home. It's your turn to embarrass your father by sharing these on Facebook or Twitter, or make things personal by creating your own in our user card section.

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Happy Father's Day to someone who I'm pretty sure became a dad on purpose.

Leaving your awful job means I'll have to rely on someone else to make me feel better about mine.

The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.

May Father's Day be a glaring reminder of your need to start using condoms.


Dad, thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.

Let's celebrate the anniversary of our still not yet official relationship.

Dad, one day I hope to fulfill your dream of never having children.

The 10 best photos capturing questionable acts of fatherhood.

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Show us a good father full of love and wisdom who always does the right thing and never makes a mistake and we'll show you a guy who's hiding something. The dad who's figuring it out as he goes along, the one who just barely manages to keep you from being covered in third-degree burns every time you're left in his care is the dad you can trust. He may not know what he's doing, but he's doing his best. The fathers in these photos all deserve World's Greatest Dad mugs because they're there for their kids. Even if they seem to be a little "not all there" at times.

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5 things you should at least pretend to know today — June 13, 2013.

Dad, I love you even more than I hate expressing my emotions towards other men.

Happy Father's Day to a stepdad whose disappointment in me is so genuine it feels biological.


I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there's a better chance they're already busy.

Happy Father's Day to a man whose success thankfully means he'll never need to move in with me.

7 cards to send to Rupert Murdoch's soon-to-be ex-wife.

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someecards.com - Congratulations on getting divorced while you still look doable.
Unlike your drecepit future ex-husband.

Evidently, not even defending your man from a vicious pie-throwing attack is enough to keep him from leaving because Rupert Murdoch just filed for divorce from his soon-to-be ex-wife Wendi Deng Murdoch. You're better off without him, girl! To honor their split (and to help her get her groove back), we've collected 7 divorce cards perfect to send to the slighted Mrs. Murdoch. Share them on Facebook and Twitter or celebrate irreconcilable differences in your own way by creating your own divorce card in our user section.

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This Father's Day may the grass stains on your pants be from a great round of golf, and not from a long day of yard work.

Dad, thanks for doing a terrible job of hiding your porn collection from me.

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