Maybe you are not in the holiday spirit yet. That's understandable, what with the state of things. But if that's the case, all you need to do is watch Saturday Night Live's parody of "Love Actually" to start feeling the Christmas joy. The sketch combines two things that people both love and love to hate: Hillary Clinton and the 2003 film featuring way too many plot lines to do any of them proper justice. The result seems to answer the question, "If Hillary Clinton were in 'Love Actually,' which character would she be and why?"

The answer, is that she'd be Mark, the character who finally confesses his unrequited love for Juliet (who is married to Peter) using very large pieces of poster paper.

Just as Mark is delivering a secret message to someone who cannot love him back, so is Hillary. She's come to the door of an elector, and she wants them to vote for literally anyone but Trump. The electors cast their votes on December 19th, and there has been much discussion as to whether it's possible to persuade them to cast their votes for a different candidate. They're called "faithless electors" which is a pretty apt description for how most of the electors are probably feeling, regardless of how they cast their vote.

One of the best parts of the sketch, is that it feels like a seamless transition from "The Hunt for Hill" sketch that SNL did a few weeks ago. At the time, Hillary was continually being spotted by fans while walking in the woods, and being forced to take selfies with them. In this sketch, she shows up secretly in the quiet of the night to deliver a message. You can almost imagine that she left her hiding place out in the woods to come to the elector's door.

McKinnon does a fantastic job of giving Clinton a sense of humor and humanity that allow viewers to see her as a real person, a trait many would say she struggled with during her campaign. Regardless of your feelings on this movie (in which Keira Knightley wears horrible outfits the entire time) or on the outcome of the election (if you're not sad, what's wrong with you), this sketch is a great re-imagining of the iconic scene from the movie, and will absolutely make you laugh. Watch it here:

Chance The Rapper is an American treasure. As the musical guest on the latest episode of Saturday Night Live he danced around the stage in red overalls and his standard "3" hat, while performing a few songs off his latest mixtape. Plus, he even included a little happy birthday message to Jesus that was somehow cool, a feat I don't think anyone else could ever pull off.

He was joined by another Chicago rapper, Noname, who is a rising star and featured on the recording of his song "Finish Line/Drown," one of the runaway hits from the album. The two of them dance it out, kill their verses and all in all put viewers in a great mood because of how much fun they're having on stage. If you're not already a fan of Chance The Rapper, it's time you stop sleeping on him. Even Barack Obama knows he's the biggest thing going on in hip hop right now. Watch the video here:

A surveillance-style video was circulating on Saturday morning in which singer CeeLo Green's cell phone explodes in his hand while he's holding it up to his ear for a call. The explosion knocks him out of his chair and the video cuts out before you can see him get up:

Fans started freaking out and commenting their concerns on the video, which already has more than 1.4 million views. But, fear not, as CeeLo has clarified that it was all staged. Phew!

In a Facebook video posted Saturday night, Green says that he's "alive and well and okay," and expresses that he's upset that anyone was emotionally disturbed by the video they saw. According to Vulture, the video is actually a part of an upcoming music project CeeLo is doing called "Gnarly Davidson."

"It's supposed to set up the new character and identity," he explained to his fans. I wonder how Samsung is going to feel about the new project.

"I want to thank everybody for their love and support and concern," CeeLo closed out his message. Man, you really spooked us with that one, CeeLo! Way to keep us on our toes.

You can watch CeeLo's full clarification here:

President-elect Donald Trump has often promised to run the country like a business, so it makes sense that he's appointing businessmen to top positions. The question is whether someone like Rex Tillerson, chairman and CEO of Exxon, will use his role as Secretary of State to benefit his company.

In SNL​'s cold open last night, there was no question about it: Alec Baldwin's Trump has a surprise Christmas visitor in shirtless Vladimir Putin, who seems eager to cozy up to the administration. But the real conspiracy unfolds when Tillerson—spoofed by special guest John Goodman—shows up to talk shop.

Unlike Trump sketches of the past few weeks, the Donald himself hasn't had any disparaging Twitter comments about this one, so we can only assume he accepts it as entirely truthful.

Blac Chyna has confirmed a split from fiancé Rob Kardashian, saying that the private chats released on her Instagram account by a seemingly vindictive hacker on Saturday are genuine. She denied any affairs with the people she was in contact with, including Jaden Smith and Young Thug.

Kardashian had taken to Snapchat in the wake of the hacking, posting video of a now-empty house in which he claimed that Chyna had taken everything from a nursery that they had built for their newborn baby, Dream Kardashian.

In an Instagram post that was later deleted, Chyna said she had been "verbally assaulted" and laid into Kardashian over his jealousy and self-pity.

I’M DONE. This entire year I have done nothing but help Rob! It’s so SAD & PATHETIC how low he’d stoop to cover up HIS PERSONAL ISSUES! I have done nothing but help & loved him from the beginning! It’s Chy here I got my own!!! I was doing swell before I got with him! I got him out of khloe’s house, helped him lose all that fucking weight for him to do nothing & gain it all back! Rob asked for all of this! Rob begged me to have Dream! He stressed me out my ENTIRE PREGNANCY!!! Accusing me of cheating, going crazy on me with massive text blast daily! being an absolute lunatic & then cover it up with gifts! I was verbally abused every other day. I was still there with nothing but high hopes for us! I had to beg him to cut his hair, To take his braces of, and To get more into his businesses! I shouldn’t have to tell any grown ass man shit! Not to mention Just brought him a brand new 2016 Range Rover!I PUT MY PRIDE ASIDE & I GAVE UP MY HOUSE TO MOVE INTO KYLIE’S HOUSE WITH HIM TO BE WITH A MAN!! We weren’t together in that house 2 whole weeks before he starting calling me all types of bitches & hoes! AND I NEVER NOT ONCE CHEATED ON ROB! EVER! I gave him the passcode to my phone I have nothing to hide.He refuses to do anything! Eat healthy, work out, work, anything positive, he does nothing! Those Messages OLD AF! He only did this because when he went through my phone he couldn’t find anything to be mad about! He’s on snapchat acting hurt but he’s yet to come see Dream yet! He knows where we are! Honestly it’s only so much a person can take. Everyone has tried to help Rob. I’ve gone beyond to help & so has his family!

Chyna's only other posts in the last few hours have been promotions for the TV special about her and Kardashian's baby, airing on E! tonight.

Meanwhile, Chyna's mom had her back, likewise slamming Kardashian but insisting that the couple would still be together. Rob himself seems to be looking for the lighter side of the situation, now posting memes about his loneliness.

So, no telling where this is going, really—except toward higher ratings.

The Obama administration is keeping their heads down amid swirling reports of election hacking and grave uncertainty about the preparedness of President-elect Trump's incoming team of executives. Anything to take their minds off the approaching abyss and swift destruction of Barack's legacy, right?

In this case, that meant strategically moving several snowman decorations around the White House so that they appeared to be closing in on the outgoing commander-in-chief. Photographer Pete Souza explained that this shot had been a group effort, but slyly declined to say exactly who had helped out.

Naturally, people were quick to warn the president of his stalker.

But by the time Obama realized what was happening, it was too late.

Oh well—his term was pretty much up anyway. We'll miss you, Mr. President.

On the eve of the Electoral College's presumed affirmation of the 2016 election results, a new poll has shown that a majority of GOP voters believe that President-elect Donald Trump won the popular vote. This is decidedly inaccurate, as Hillary Clinton leads him by about 2.8 million votes overall.

"In a nationally representative online survey of 1,011 Americans conducted by Qualtrics between Dec. 6 and 12, " the Washington Post reported, "we asked respondents, 'In last month’s election, Donald Trump won the majority of votes in the electoral college. Who do you think won the most popular votes?'"

Twenty-nine percent said Donald Trump won the popular vote. This is a slightly larger proportion than in a recent Pew survey in which 19 percent said Trump won the popular vote.

Respondents’ correct understanding of the popular vote depended a great deal on partisanship. A large fraction of Republicans — 52 percent — said Trump won the popular vote, compared with only 7 percent of Democrats and 24 percent of independents. Among Republicans without any college education, the share was even larger: 60 percent, compared with 37 percent of Republicans with a college degree.

Trump's significant popular vote loss has given hope to those hoping that GOP electors may tomorrow block Trump from assuming power. Harvard law professor Larry Lessig—a candidate himself at one point—has suggested that as many as 30 of these electors may reject Trump. To fall below the 270 votes needed to take the presidency, he'd have to lose the support of 37 electors.

The left was understandably dismayed to see conservatives buy into another lie.

Meanwhile, Trump surrogates past and present who recognize that he did not get as many votes as Clinton continued to rationalize that imbalance as the fault of a state they'd rather just wasn't part of the country at all: California.

Could this attitude of denial come from anywhere in particular? Oh, right—Trump himself erroneously claimed he'd won the popular vote, as long as you subtracted the "millions" of people who voted "illegally."

Just 32 more days until this guy is officially sworn in! Not a lot of time to work out that Canadian citizenship deal—so hop to it, eh?

For those of us who have been waiting impatiently for a full-length follow-up to pop diva Katy Perry's Prism, released more than three years ago, the past few days have been very promising. Apparently, now that the Olympics and the presidential election are in the rearview, Perry has had time to get back to the studio and work on new songs—snippets of which she posted to Instagram.

The first clip—in which Perry smiles to reveal that she colored in one of her teeth with a permanent marker—includes a bouncy rhythm and Perry's vocals, with the lyrics being something along the lines of "Don't be scared to die."

The second video shows a bass guitar being played along with a sultry sax solo and washes of 80s-style electronica. Definitely feels like mood music.

As yet, there's no official release date for Perry's upcoming fifth album, and she's said that she's "not rushing" the record, which also promises to be somewhat experimental. Nonetheless, you can likely count on it being catchy as heck.

Her publicist has confirmed that Zsa Zsa Gabor, the Hungarian-American actress and Hollywood socialite, passed away Sunday after suffering a heart attack. She was 99 years old, and two months away from celebrating her 100th birthday.

Often criticized as being famous "just for being famous," Gabor set the bar for celebrity-life-as-soap-opera: She was crowned Miss Hungary 1936, married nine times (including to Conrad Hilton, Paris' grandfather), once served three days in jail for slapping an LAPD officer in the face, and wasn't afraid to call people dumb on TV when they tried to take her to task for one reason or another. She was also a source of great witticisms on sex, relationships, and fame.

With just under two weeks remaining in the year, it looks like 2016 is continuing to kill off our favorite celebrities till the bitter end. Stay safe out there, stars!

Neil Patrick Harris showed Vogue around his eccentric Harlem apartment while fielding 73 questions about everything from his kids, to his Tony award, to How I Met Your Mother. Harris, who describes his home as some sort of "Adventurer's club with a Genius Bar inside," has been living in his New York City apartment with husband David Burtka and children Harper and Gideon for about three years.

Neil Patrick Harris' apartment looks like an extravagant set dressing rather than a place a person actually lives, but would you expect anything less from a man who has a robotic pet parrot? NPH has to be the most whimsical man in the world. And he isn't a bad rapper, either.

When Hamilton starts stunt casting, those producers know who to call first.

On Sunday night, Meek Mill—the rapper who lost a rap battle to the guy from Degrassi—posted and deleted a racy Instagram of a butt in lingerie.

As you can tell, this is going to be a classy story.

According to Complex, the foremost source on hip hop related celebrity gossip, Mill originally posted the butt with the caption, "Sitting back like....."

He later deleted it, then reposted it, apparently to clarify. His new caption read, "Sitting back like...... $avage... just friends."

Notable is the fact that most friends do not sit back like that.

By Monday morning, the butt Instagram appears to have been completely removed from Meek Mill's account.

If you love celebrity cheating drama—and here you are, so don't deny it—this drama between Meek Mill and Nicki Minaj is like desert after whatever wild publicity cooked up between Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian this weekend.

Just like that famous tabloid couple, Minaj and Mill have a rocky history. A week ago, rumors began circulating that the duo had broken up.

Thanks to some infuriatingly vague posts, and the news that the two had stopped following one another on Instagram, breakup rumors were already swirling when the butt hit the fan.

"Thank God u BLUE💙it," wrote Minaj to accompany some blue sandals on December 11. "Thank God I dodged the bullet. I'm so over u. Baby good lookin out.#BestThingUNeverHad thank u for this epic gift @sincerearmani."

Every year around Christmas, Mariah Carey rises from obscurity to sing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" a bajillion times before retreating back to her solitary life of diamond bubble baths and yachts for the rest of the year. On Sunday, Carey appeared on Watch What Happens Live to talk to host Andy Cohen about her new reality show, and to play a round of "Plead the Fifth."

When asked how she would respond to Demi Lovato's harsh comments calling her "nasty" to Jennifer Lopez, Mariah an answered accordingly:

I don't know her either and so I wouldn't say anything to her. She should come up, introduce herself to me, say, 'Here's my opinion, what do you think about it?' That's how you handle sh*t, OK?

Daaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnn. She just threw so much shade that it might as well be called an eclipse.

No wonder Mariah decided to serve spiked hot cocoa prior to playing the game. Perhaps she needed a little liquid courage before dealing with the harsh questions, not that we have any doubts that the supreme diva wouldn't have been just as shady sober.

Maybe Demi should plead the fifth when it comes to her feelings on Mariah Carey from now on.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's very real, very public breakup continues to get more real and more public, as the ex-fiancés continue to spar in his Instagram comments.

Over the weekend, Chyna announced the breakup first to Instagram and then to Kardashian himself, posting:

Hours after the breakup was announced, Kardashian gave his Snapchat followers a sad tour of his now-empty house.

Kardashian continued to be devastated on Instagram, as he posted a picture of baby Dream with an emotional caption.

I really miss this girl, never felt so in love with somebody the way I do with you Dream! Look she has her thumbs up. Never thought a woman would try to take my happiness when all I wanted was to make her happy. Man this is awful. Closing my eyes cuz this is draining

Chyna quickly stepped in to tell him to cut it out.

And because this is reality TV where the most intimate of conversations take place for all to see, Kardashian replied with a plea.

Chyna then did some heavy editing on her Instagram, erasing any trace of Kardashian's existence or the past year of her life.

Poor Rob. Poor Dream. Poor TV editors who couldn't get them to save the drama for the camera.

Or maybe it's all for the camera?

If you're a fan of benign fatty lumps being surgically excised, you're in luck. Dr. Sandra Lee has begun counting down her top ten lipomas of 2016, and we have the first installment here for you today. Will it replace her top ten dilated pores of Winer or her top ten cysts as our favorite list? Don't make us choose. We love them all.

Stay tuned for numbers seven through one. So many pops! It's a Christmas miracle!

"Professional idiot" Adam Saleh lived up to his self-given title when an airline exposed him as a liar after making a video claiming he traveled from Melbourne to Sydney, Australia in a tiny suitcase. The prankster set out to fool airport security, but it was really his viewers who fell for the trick.

The video entitled "I Smuggled Myself On A Plane to Another City and IT WORKED!!! (IN A SUITCASE)" has racked up over 600,000 views and many comments lauding the vlogger for pulling off the stunt.

But not everyone is buying the story including Tigerair, the airline Saleh allegedly flew stowed away with all the other luggage. They publicly called BS on Saleh on Twitter.

Tigerair wrote searing comments on Saleh's social media accounts, which the 22-year-old blogger has since removed. However,Mashablewas able to capture some of the damning words the Australian airline had for the YouTuber.

"There are a few inconsistencies in your production that don't line up with reality. Anything over 32kg gets rejected and our friendly staff would have stepped in to assist with options, as indeed they did. We have the footage," one seriously perturbed spokesperson wrote. They went on to add, "It gets pretty cold at 36,000 feet without any heating. Had you been in the baggage hold, by the time you arrived in Sydney you would have been a popsicle." Yeah, Saleh was sweating as if the luggage compartment of this plane was a sauna, or maybe he was so warm because he is a liar, liar pants-on-fire.

But Tigerair was not done. They brought on more evidence that the stunt was faked, and that the YouTuber couldn't have pulled it off. "Thirdly, we have footage of you boarding the aircraft (using your legs) … Given what you have portrayed could have resulted in serious injury or worse to you and the people around you, we'd suggest you [remove] the video promptly."

They do. You can see a picture of Saleh and his distinguishable bleached locks boarding the flight along side his two coconspirators here.

Pretty much anyone who has ever taken a flight before can tell that this video is total BS. Besides the overwhelming evidence provided by Tigerair, everyone knows that airport employees throw luggage around like crazy. If that kid were actually in a suitcase, he would have turned up concussed.

In case her musical Tinder profiles or nerdy family holiday cards weren't enough to convince you that Kelly Clarkson is awesome, maybe this video of her helping a super fan get engaged at her concert will do it.

At a VIP event for Kelly Clarkson's Miracle on Broadway charity concert, the singer invited longtime fan Kiana Clark and her girlfriend Amanda to the stage. Clark talked about the 13 years she spent following Kelly's tour stops and admitted that "I never really had a place to call home until I met Amanda." (See where this is going?)

"There's no better way to propose than with the help of Ms. Clarkson here," Clark continued.

Obviously, Amanda said yes. And now they're engaged! It's a Christmas miracle. And if you won't watch for the heartwarming moment, watch for the ever relatable, ever hilarious Kelly Clarkson following up that heartwarming moment by making a poop joke. It's all just so beautiful.

5. Rob Kardashian, because Blac Chyna is gone.

The Kardashian Dynasty is built on drama, so at this point we're not surprised when it crops up again. But there's something depressing about Blac Chyna walking out on Rob Kardashian just six weeks after giving birth to their daughter Dream. It's as predictable and bleak as any plot twist on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Chyna went above and beyond to make the split TV-worthy, leaving while Rob was away from home without telling him. Instead, she let him find out the same way the rest of the world did, by reading her juicy Instagram post (which has since been deleted).

Now, the two are publicly feuding through Instagram comments. It's a sad end to a relationship that was honestly never very happy. But at least they're both still rich.

4. Anna Faris, because she had to pony up $5k for giving away her dog.

Anna Faris had some buyer's remorse about her rescue Chihuahua, and now it's costing her cold hard cash. TMZ reports that the House Bunny star adopted the dog, named Pete, from an organization called Kinder4Rescue. But later, either she or her husband Chris Pratt decided Pete wasn't working out, and gave him to someone else.

Somehow, Pete got away from his new owner and wound up half-starved on the street. When Kinder4Rescue got him back, they checked his microchip and traced him back to Faris. Unfortunately for her, part of the contract she had signed with the rescue organization stipulated she pay a $5,000 fine if she gave the dog away without notifying them—and pay she did.

Now Pete is back up for adoption. You can rescue him yourself, if you want the novelty of owning a dog who was once kicked out of Chris Pratt's house.

3. Donald Trump, because he got snubbed by Rocky.

Last week, rumors were swirling that President-elect Donald Trump was considering nominating Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone as chairman of the National Endowment of the Arts. This choice would have brought some much-needed diversity to Trump's cabinet (because while every other nominee is a rich white man, Stallone is a rich white movie star).

But on Sunday, Stallone knocked those rumors down in the first round, issuing a statement that he would turn down any such nomination in favor of his true passion, working with returning veterans. Of course, both Stallone and Trump has long and complicated relationships with veterans. Stallone played "one-man army" Rambo in four movies, while Trump once said that veterans suffering from PTSD are "not strong." So it's not surprising that Stallone would steer clear.

Almost a year ago, the actor had this to say about Trump's candidacy (which at the time, was a longshot):

I love Donald Trump. He’s a great Dickensian character. You know what I mean? There are certain people like Arnold, Babe Ruth, that are bigger than life. But I don’t know how that translates [laughs] to running the world.

Well, we're about to find out.

2. A cop who broke into a car to save a mannequin.

Police officers in Hudson, NY were alarmed on Friday when a call came in from a "very upset" citizen who claimed to have found an old woman "frozen to death" inside a parked car. They immediately left to investigate, finding a snow-covered Subaru that looked like it hadn't been moved in a while. In the passenger seat was an old woman in an oxygen mask, totally still.

A sergeant broke a window to see if the woman was OK, and discovered the horrible truth. Not only was she not alive, she had never been alive. The "old woman" was actually an extremely lifelike mannequin.

Now THAT is terrifying. Baffled, the officers tracked down the car's owner, who turned out to be the sales manager for a company that manufactures medical training aids. He was transporting this nightmarish educational tool by keeping it in the passenger seat of his car, parked on the street in the middle of town. And he had even buckled it in, for god knows what reason.

Despite doing everything he possibly could to make this horrible doll look like a real corpse, the salesman was extremely upset. In a press release, HPD Chief L. Edward Moore said:

It is my understanding that the owner was incredulous that we took action in this matter. He apparently was quite vocal and vulgar to my sergeant.

Even if he didn't do it, this guy sounds like the sort of psychopath who'd leave his mother locked in an icy car. Chief Moore added this warning:

Just to clear the record, all citizens of Hudson should be put on notice that if you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life-size realistic mannequin seated in it ... we will break your window.

Tough but fair.

1. A woman who found a venomous snake hiding in her Christmas tree.

Most of us are shocked when we open our box of Christmas decorations every year. We don't recognize half of the crappy ornaments that we were given by all our crappy relatives in years past. But if you see an ornament you don't recognize on your Christmas tree, and it's moving… that's when you panic.

A woman named Cheryl from the suburbs of Melbourne, Australia lived that nightmare this past weekend. A glinting bit of tinsel on her tree turned out to be a deadly three-foot tiger snake. She called her local snake catcher, Barry Goldsmith, who did the only responsible thing—he posted about it on Facebook.

Goldsmith's post reads:

Cheryl from Frankston got an early Christmas surprise this morning when she found a new decoration had been added to her tree.

She didn't panic, she just took a photo and sent it to the snake catcher, me, and 20 minutes later I had the little bugger in a bag.

Ho Ho Ho

Have a happy and safe holiday season and be nice to snakes.

That's a good lesson. After all, Santa knows if you've been nice to snakes. If you've been naughty, he'll put a lump of coal in your stocking. But if you've been nice, he'll put a snake in there.