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Rob Kardashian takes to Instagram to apologize for that Instagram meltdown.

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna (a.k.a. the most interesting Kardashians by FAR) may be on the mend after Rob put his baby-mama on blast by accusing her of cheating and publicly posting her exchanges with Jaden Smith and Young Thug on Instagram.

Following the outburst, the sole male Kardashian projected his heartache all over Snapchat, lamenting about how he was betrayed by his fiancée who took their daughter and left. Of course, Chyna promptly called out Rob on Instagram (God, have you people ever heard of texting?) by saying that he was a verbally abusive lunatic who is beyond help. She also claims that the messages in question are "old AF" and that she has never cheated on Rob.

For most couples, things would be beyond the point of repair, but not for these two crazy (like, actually crazy) kids! On Monday, Rob apologized to his lady love via, you guessed it, Instagram post. Seriously you guys, talking face to face works wonders, you should try it.

This weekend I was in an emotional bad place and did some things that embarrassed myself and my family. I apologize and I'm seeking help to deal with my flaws/issues. Please pray for me and I'm sorry @blacchyna. You are a great mother to our child and I love you.

He also uploaded a picture and message for his infant daughter Dream, who cannot read and does not use Instagram.

I am going to get better for you Dream. You are my life and gave me a new start on being a better me. Love you

A photo posted by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on

I am going to get better for you Dream. You are my life and gave me a new start on being a better me. Love you.

So, did Chyna accept the apology? Looks like it! She reposted Rob's message to her on her Instagram with the simple caption "❤️ @robkardashian". Without skipping a beat, these two then returned to posting promotional material on their respective accounts (did you know you can get $50 in Lyft credits just by using Chyna's code!?).

Seriously, Angela Renée White is all business, baby.

All evidence of Rob and Chyna's epic spat has now been expunged from the web, including Rob's snapchats where he said Chyna "took the baby also and she took my eggos and my chips and my sweet baby rays BBQ sauce." While publicly feuding with the mother of his only child, he also claimed that "This wasn’t fake or some publicity stunt. Trust me."

Sure, Rob. Sure.

Unlikely couple Glenn Beck and Samantha Bee put aside their differences to take down Trump.

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Ultra-conservative radio show presenter Glenn Beck joined super liberal talk show host Samantha Bee for a weird but interesting interview where the two "strange bedfellows" united despite their vast differences to take down "Trumpism" in America. Talk about an odd couple.

First, the two exchanged pleasantries. Beck told Bee, "My audience would like to stab you relentlessly in the eye," to which Bee responded, "My audience wants to kill me for normalizing a lunatic like yourself." Then the unlikely couple got down to business about why they both think a Trump presidency is dangerous for the future of America.

WHOA, talk about sexual tension. Just kidding...or am I?

Glenn Beck, who has truly said some wildly offensive things in the past, and according to The Daily Beast was even been considered too "far right" for Fox News for a time, has had a uncharacteristic streak of woke-ness lately. He penned an essay for the New York Times about the importance of Black Lives Matter, spoke out against Donald Trump and his administration, and helped to administer food and toys to illegal immigrants near the Mexican border. Furthermore, Beck takes ownership of widening the divide between conservative and liberal Americans, and offered Bee some advice: "please don't make the mistakes that I made."

Says the man stroking a "My Little Pony" toy.

At the end of the interview, Beck and Bee shared some cake and awkwardly held hands, even though it felt "so creepy." Yeah, it was weird for us, too.

If these two can put their differences aside, anyone can.

Michelle Obama lists her best qualities as a message for young women on Oprah: 'Live out loud.'

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On Monday night, Michelle Obama used an Oprah Winfrey special to say "farewell to the White House." The much anticipated interview featured talk of Trump, gun violence, and Mrs. Obama's (absent) ambitions for president. But she also shared a poignant message for all the young girls who look up to her. Her message? "I'm pretty smart." It's okay to show it.

"We as women, we as minorities... we underestimate ourselves," said Obama. "I'm pretty smart. I work pretty hard. I'm good at what I do. I have really good instincts. I have great ideas. And I can execute. And I say that out loud because we as women don't pat ourselves on the back."

"We're always sort of deferring. We cede our power so easily. And I want young girls out there to know, look—"

At this point, Oprah interjected: "LIVE OUT LOUD."

"Live out loud," agreed Obama. "And understand that what's in your brain is really useful. Do not hide it. Don't dumb it down. Don't apologize for it. Just put it on the table and let people deal with it."

She also shared her biggest regret with Oprah: gun violence.

And no, again, Michelle Obama's not running for office.

We'll talk again in 2020.

25 of the funniest women on Twitter this week: Winter, cat pics, flirting, and more!

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Jokes about winter, parties, flirting, bird attacks and more: Here are the 25 funniest tweets by women this week!

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Jerk gets hilariously 'petty' revenge on rude woman who bumped him on the bus.

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A man named Drew Ford has set a new high bar for petty revenge against a woman who was rude to him on the bus. But his vengeance was so brilliantly simple and cruel, we can't help but laugh (while hating ourselves for it). On Facebook, Ford writes:

She bumped my leg and didn't say excuse me so when I brought it to her attention she said your leg shouldn't have been in the way......well since she wanna be petty .....Ima be petty

Once you see the picture, it'll make sense:

Damn that's cold! And she would have no idea until she tried and failed to get off at her stop. This is really a flawless piece of vengeance. Unless Ford didn't get off the bus first. Then it would really backfire.

Ford originally posted the image to Facebook in December 2015, but it's going viral all over again thanks to someone uploading it to Imgur. In less than a day, it's been viewed more than 260,000 times on Imgur, in addition to its 350,000 Facebook likes and 180,000 Facebook shares.

Man, the internet has a sick sense of humor.

Only you.

Denzel Washington's dramatic reading of greeting cards will make you laugh and maybe a little horny.

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Denzel Washington joined Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show on Monday to do some dramatic readings of silly greeting cards. It seems sort of wasteful to have one of the greatest actors of our generation read greeting cards, but somehow Denzel manages to make even the most mundane and cheesy text wildly entertaining. Can we give him an Emmy for this?

You know it's going to be good when Denzel says, "I'm suddenly British now!" That's serious acting, folks!

That was the most committed performance Denzel has given since Remember the Titans. But seriously, that should not have been as good as it was. Not only does Denzel have some serious acting chops, but he has great comedic ability as well. And, of course, is inexplicably sexy— but that's nothing new.

Fallon also gave it his best shot, but Denzel Washington is a tough act to follow—especially after showing off all that leg.


Tom Arnold claims to have tapes of Donald Trump saying 'every offensive, racist thing ever.'

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On Friday, comedian and former Mr. Roseanne Barr, Tom Arnold, told Dori Monson of Kiro Radio that he is in possession of tapes from The Apprenticewhich allegedly include Donald Trump using slurs and other offensive language. The existence of the tapes has been long-rumored, but due to confidentiality clauses (and fear of retribution), they've never been released. Arnold, who was speaking to Monson ahead of a performance in Seattle, revealed, "I have the outtakes to The Apprentice where he says every bad thing ever, every offensive, racist thing ever. I have that.”

When asked why Tom Arnold didn't release them, he explained:

I’ll tell you why. Because when the people sent it to me, it was funny. Hundreds of people have seen these. It was sort of a Christmas video they put together. He wasn’t going to be President of the United States. It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children. Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy. The Sunday before the election, I get a call from Arnold’s [Schwarzenegger] CAA agent, sitting next to Hillary Clinton. They said, ‘I need you to release him saying the N-word.’ I said, ‘Well, now these people—two editors and an associate producer—are scared to death. They’re scared of his people, they’re scared of they’ll never work again, there’s a $5 million confidentiality agreement.

Arnold stated that he "can't stand" Trump, but agreed when Monson said that he's found Trump to be "sweet." That seems to be the problem, actually, as Arnold related:

That’s the problem with him, he’s so sweet. He would call my house every year, every year to ask me to do the show and I wouldn’t do it. And then once he started the birther thing, I was like, I’m completely out. . . Here’s the thing, so he calls the house the last time and I hang up the phone and my wife’s like, ‘Why did you say you’d do the show?’ I go, ‘I didn’t say I’d do the show.’ She goes, ‘The last thing you said to him is, ‘I’ll see you in New York.’’ I go, ‘What, I did? Oh my God, have my agent call immediately, I’m not gonna.’ But he charms you and I didn’t even realize I’d said that. So, it’s frightening.

Tom Arnold doesn't think the tapes would have "finished" Donald Trump as a presidential candidate, had they been released. (After all, the Access Hollywood tapes were released and, in the end, they did basically nothing to hurt Trump's popularity.) Arnold said:

I don’t think so. I think if the people that like him saw him saying the N-word, he’s sitting matter-of-factly in front of there has to be 30 people there, and he’s matter-of-factly saying all of this stuff. So I think they would have liked him more, the people. For being politically incorrect.

'Ladies' man, game slayer, and outlaw' asks family to make sure his obituary's funny.

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Before he passed away of ALS and pancreatic cancer, a man named Chris Connors implored his loved ones not to write him a "run-of-the-mill obituary."

"'I just want you to make it 'funny' were his instructions," said his wife, Emily, according to SeacoastOnline. "So we had champagne and we had an obituary-writing party."

The following is what they came up with for Chris Connors, a man from Quincy, Massachusetts, who, if his jubilant obituary is any indication, was a remarkably fun, larger-than-life character. He also had a hilarious family with a penchant for a memorable turn of phrase.

Irishman Dies from Stubbornness, Whiskey

Chris Connors died at age 67 after trying to box his bikini-clad hospice nurse just moments earlier. Ladies man, game slayer, and outlaw Connors told his last inappropriate joke on December 9th, 2016, that which cannot be printed here. Anyone else fighting ALS and stage 4 pancreatic cancer would have gone quietly into the night, but Connors was stark naked drinking Veuve in a house full of friends and family as Al Green played from the speakers. The way he died is just like he lived: he wrote his own rules, he fought authority and he paved his own way. And if you said he couldn't do it, he would make sure he could.

Most people thought he was crazy for swimming in the ocean in January; for being a skinny Irish Golden Gloves boxer from Quincy, Massachusetts; for dressing up as a priest and then proceeding to get into a fight at a Jewish deli. Many gawked at his start of a career on Wall Street without a financial background - but instead with an intelligent, impish smile, love for the spoken word, irreverent sense of humor, and stunning blue eyes that could make anyone fall in love with him.

As much as people knew hanging out with him would end in a night in jail or a killer screwdriver hangover, he was the type of man that people would drive 16 hours at the drop of a dime to come see. He lived 1000 years in the 67 calendar years we had with him because he attacked life; he grabbed it by the lapels, kissed it, and swung it back onto the dance floor. At the age of 26 he planned to circumnavigate the world - instead, he ended up spending 40 hours on a life raft off the coast of Panama. In 1974, he founded the Quincy Rugby Club. In his thirties, he sustained a knife wound after saving a woman from being mugged in New York City. He didn't slow down: at age 64, he climbed to the base camp of Mount Everest. Throughout his life, he was an accomplished hunter and birth control device tester (with some failures, notably Caitlin Connors, 33; Chris Connors, 11; and Liam Connors, 8).

He was a rare combination of someone who had a love of life and a firm understanding of what was important - the simplicity of living a life with those you love. Although he threw some of the most memorable parties during the greater half of a century, he would trade it all for a night in front of the fire with his family in Maine. His acute awareness of the importance of a life lived with the ones you love over any material possession was only handicapped by his territorial attachment to the remote control of his Sonos music.

Chris enjoyed cross dressing, a well-made fire, and mashed potatoes with lots of butter. His regrets were few, but include eating a rotisserie hot dog from an unmemorable convenience store in the summer of 1986.

Of all the people he touched, both willing and unwilling, his most proud achievement in life was marrying his wife Emily Ayer Connors who supported him in all his glory during his heyday, and lovingly supported him physically during their last days together.

Absolut vodka and Simply Orange companies are devastated by the loss of Connors. A "Celebration of Life" will be held during Happy Hour (4 pm) at York Harbor Inn on Monday, December 19th.

In lieu of flowers, please pay open bar tab or donate to Connors' water safety fund at www.thechrisconnorsfund.com

Connors' obituary quickly went viral, and his daughter, Caitlin Connors, assured SeacoastOnline that it's all true. "We picked the top five or six stories. There are so many more." The funny obituary has already helped raise $10,000 for Connors' charity, the Chris Connors Fund.

Woman who allegedly had an affair with Boyz II Men's Shawn Stockman pens heartbreaking open letter.

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About a month ago, Shawn Stockman of Boyz II Men posted (and later took down) a video on social media publicly apologizing to his wife of 15 years for cheating on her.

Now a woman who claims to have had "a full-blown relationship" with the Boyz II Men sing while he was married has come forward to say she's disappointed with his "half-assed" apology. The anonymous woman sent a tip to theJasmineBRAND.com (which, to be fair, has a disclaimer saying that their tips are user submitted and can't be verified). In the letter, the woman detailed her alleged affair with Stockman.

She stressed that it was not a one-time ordeal.

I was in a COMMITTED relationship with him for quite some time. This wasn’t some accidental slip up & ‘oops I cheated & regretted it.’ It was all very calculated & planned out, on his part. What so many don’t know about him, including his wife, is that he seeks women out.

The woman went on to say that Stockman convinced her that he believed the affair was part of a "higher plan" and was God's will. She said that she loved and protected him until it started becoming clear that he didn't really believe what he was telling her.

The woman claims that her relationship with Shawn Stockman had nothing to do with financial or material arrangements.

This wasn’t a relationship based on anything material, contrary to what so many assume. There was no being financially taken care of. There was FRIENDSHIP. Trust. Loyalty. Intimacy, on many levels. There was daily communication, seeing eachother regularly, & real LOVE(so I thought) involved.

The alleged mistress went on to say that Shawn Stockman "ruins lives. Breaks spirits, then plays the victim."

And she apologized to Stockman's wife, Sharhonda, and their two kids for her role in the affair.

I will forever be sorry to Sharhonda & her children for the part that I played. I loved him too, & I know why she does. I truly hope that he can be the husband that she deserves moving forward. Whether he can be open about his other relationships with her, or just stop doing it all together.

And that's only PART of the letter. Yikes. You can read her story about the affair in full over at theJasmineBRAND.

What a trip.

Ivanka Trump's boots are being trolled hardcore on Amazon.

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If you're looking to buy a boot fit for fascism, look no further than this pair of brown leather boots by Ivanka Trump, receiving some truly great reviews on Amazon.com from shoppers who dislike her father, President-elect Donald Trump.

Several products made by Ivanka Trump are for sale on Amazon. These boots, which are not made in America, have several things going for them, like how good they are for "trampling the rights of others," for example.

One happy shopper gave the boots five stars and wore them to an Aryan Gala.

Wore to the big Aryan Gala—These Chinese boots are just perfect, whether walking the streets with your stepmother, the streets of Moscow with your dad and Uncle Vlad—or dancing the night away at the annual Aryan Gala to the strains of "A Whiter Shade of Pale," or just your everyday trampling the rights of others. However, they are so constricting that they sent me to the podiatrist, whom I could not pay, having lost my healthcare. My mom offered to pay, but she has lost her social security and now lives in an alley behind a deli off Lex.

Someone else gave the boots one star, due to an unusual side effect of wearing them.

BUYER BEWARE—These boots are some sort of port key or wrinkle in the space time continuum. I put them on and I was transported back to Berlin in 1933.

This shopper gave them one star, describing them as "Two extremely right boots."

Two extremely right boots—Both boots for some reason are right. One is marked as extremely right, the other as alt-right, although they look the same to me. Just bizarre. Sizing and all other info is in Russian, but they are made in China. The only plus is that they look really well together with either a brown shirt or a white hood.

Another reviewer writes that the sizing of the boots is oddly small.

Good for small hands—I found these boots way too small, it's like the [sic] are made for people with small hands. I also had a hard time walking in them as little walls seemed to show up every where I went.

Dude live-tweets baristas confessing their feelings for each other and it's magical.

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If you don't believe that love is real after reading this stream of tweets, consider yourself the Tin Man because you have no heart. While eating alone in a café in Brooklyn, a man named Jerry overheard a female employee confess her feelings to a male employee. Like any good millennial, he decided to eavesdrop on the conversation and live-tweet this real life love story.

Okay, so this is not a good sign. This poor girl is totally left hanging when the dude in the back holds her heart in his coffee-stained hands. Definitely a tense moment in the arc of this story—will this be another woeful tale of unrequited love?

Apparently not! But wait— there's MORE.

Presumably the employees did what anyone else would do in this situation and totally banged in the break room, or maybe I'm just watching too many romantic comedies.

OH, THEY DEFINITELY BANGED.

Cool, love is officially real, just in case you ever doubted it's existence.

Of course, this is the internet, so people are doubting Jerry's story. When you think of it, it all really does seem too perfect— two hip Brookyln baristas who definitely don't have an HR department kissing in front of a customer while at work because their feelings are just THAT strong? Sure, it's unlikely, but it's not impossible, right? RIGHT? Please just let us have this, 2016 has sucked so bad.

But one tweeter definitely has a good reason for believing Jerry's story.

Teammates make NFL rookie pay astounding dinner bill because football is a truly brutal sport.

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When K.J. Dillon, a rookie on the Houston Texans, went out to dinner with his teammates, he ordered a salad. A $13 salad, which is kind of expensive for some lettuce, but not anything to write home about. His teammates, meanwhile, ordered $16,255 (minus $13) worth of food and drinks. Dillon tweeted the ridiculous bill, writing, "When you get left with the tab..."

If your parents didn't let you play football because you were a scrawny wimp who would have died instantly, here's a handy way to understand the type of pain NFL rookies endure:

Shout out to the one order of crab macaroni.

Note: tip is not included.

Dillon subsequently deleted the tweet because, you know, stay classy. But not before people could see those seven orders of "sea bass with lobster" on the receipt.

When "lobster" is a just a side dish that comes with your regular meal, that's when you know you've made it. You've made it to the NFL. And you're drunk on 22 orders of "Hennesy Pardis Imperial" (incidentally, a precious liquid Darth Vader uses to fuel the Death Star). Some would call this excessive.

Happy holidays!


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Margot Robbie's wedding ring and gown are as gorgeous as she is.

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So it turns out Margot Robbie (of Suicide Squad fame) got married this weekend, without even taking the time to let the paparazzi know. Damn her! The 26-year-old married her long-time boyfriend, British director Tom Ackerley, in Australia, breaking the hearts of hopefuls everywhere. (As if you had a chance. Come on!).

Despite keeping the wedding secret, Robbie has shared one detail via Instagram—her new wedding ring, a gorgeous pear-shaped diamond.

A photo posted by @margotrobbie on

She's not flipping off the camera, she's just showing off her ring.

If the ring isn't enough eye candy for you and you're curious about her wedding gown, you're in luck. While Margot Robbie didn't post any pictures of her gown on Instagram, Australian news site news.com.au has some pictures from the wedding you can check out.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Tinder hero trolls oblivious guy who tried to catfish her with a Liam Payne photo.

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A young woman named Amber was swiping on Tinder when she stumbled upon one of the most nefarious beasts in the world of online dating: a catfish. This guy, who called himself "James," was using a photo of former One Direction heartthrob Liam Payne as his profile picture.

Was he trying to scam women out of money, or just desperately making himself seem more attractive? Amber didn't bother to find out. Instead, she just trolled this doofus by dropping as many One Direction references as she could think of. And of course, he never caught on.

It seems remarkable that this catfish could be so dumb. But when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Anybody who didn't realize young women on Tinder would recognize Liam Payne probably isn't familiar with One Direction's discography.

But of course, Twitter is full of Directioners. With their support, Amber's tweet has gone massively viral, racking up more than 34,000 retweets and 71,000 likes in less than a week. It's living proof that while 1D may be no more (RIP), their fans' love will never die. That's something "James" will never understand. Cause he's a dumbass.

It turns out there was some truth behind the cutest romance in 'Love Actually.'

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I think we can all agree that the cutest and most heartwarming storyline in Love Actually is the one between Sam and Joanna, the cool American girl in his class. Turns out there may have been some truth behind their adorable on-screen middle school romance. A now grown up Olivia Olson, who played Joanna, recently admitted that she had an actual real-life crush on Thomas Sangster (aka Sam).

"It was my first kiss and on-screen kiss too," Olson told E! News. "I was really nervous because I kind of had a crush on Thomas back in the day and I was also worried because I was taller than him."

In case you're one of the few people who haven't watched Love Actually at least seven times this holiday season (what are you waiting for? Christmas is only five days away!) and need a reminder, Olson is talking about the harrowing scene where Sam rushes through the airport in an effort to find her and tell her how he feels before she gets on a plane with her parents back to the states and presumably out of his life forever. Spoiler: it's pretty adorbs.

Olivia Olson also talked about what she learned from the older actors in the film, and what she's up to now. (Working on a music project and writing a book with her dad. NBD.) You can watch her full interview with E! News below.

These 14 naughty #ReindeerPickupLines will make you redder than Rudolph's nose.

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If you are looking to get bucked this Christmas, look no further than these naughty #ReindeerPickupLines. Some of the lines are cheesy, some are dirty, but all of them will make you Ho-Ho-Ho. Plus, all of them are a lot more original than "I think you're cute." GET IT TOGETHER, CLARICE! Up your flirting game, girl.

Here are the 14 best tweets that will help you stay up all night— and not because you are waiting for Santa.

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