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Beyonce's mom claims that she called Jennifer Hudson's voice 'horrible' by accident.

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Beyoncé works hard to avoid the typical Hollywood drama, so she's probably going to be pissed that her mother just dragged her into a feud with her Dreamgirls costar, Jennifer Hudson.

Tina Knowles, who has gifted the world with her über talented daughters Beyoncé and Solange, may or may not have intentionally started some petty drama when she liked an insulting comment on a video of Jennifer Hudson singing. Of course, the internet noticed, and it totally reignited rumors that Knowles is a bitter mom-ager who is still mad that J-Hud won the Oscar for Dreamgirls over Yoncé.

Oh hey #TinaKnowlesLawson 👀 Slip of the finger?

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Whoops??

Knowles quickly started to backpedal, insisting that her finger slipped and she never intended to like the insulting comment. She went on damage control by writing a long post about the incident on her Instagram under a weird video of a sunset. Sure.

"I never seen anything lak it".Just clowning around with my clowning around buddy Kaleb having fun😀 I am writing this commentary for Jennifer Hudson and not for the evil mean people that are making this into a social media ugly thing. I've known Jennifer Hudson for many years and have totally been in admiration of her talent and beauty and kindness I would never ever say anything negative about her or agree with anything negative ! Mychildren worried that I might accidentally touch something when looking at other sites and have warned me about it . They always say that I am not that great on social media I have to be very careful . and somehow maybe I touched a button but the truth is I was on my Instagram and someone commented on Beyoncé (positive) by the way , and I went to look at their site and saw some good videos and performances of Beyoncé I came across the video of her and Jennifer (which I totally enjoyed) and I was looking at them I didn't even look at the comments or what people were saying till just now. and I absolutely would not have touched a like or dislike on one of these sites. I think if you look through my Instagram you'll see that I am not a hater and I am not negative about people so to Jennifer for my mistake of accidentally touching it which I don't remember doing I really apologize I totally love and Admire you❤️and I'd have to be pretty stupid to do that knowing it would be everywhere, but I will be taking a break from social media as this is the bad side of it. There are people who make thier living off of negativity.

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Her lengthy apology/explanation read:

I am writing this commentary for Jennifer Hudson and not for the evil mean people that are making this into a social media ugly thing. I've known Jennifer Hudson for many years and have totally been in admiration of her talent and beauty and kindness I would never ever say anything negative about her or agree with anything negative ! Mychildren worried that I might accidentally touch something when looking at other sites and have warned me about it . They always say that I am not that great on social media I have to be very careful . and somehow maybe I touched a button but the truth is I was on my Instagram and someone commented on Beyoncé (positive) by the way , and I went to look at their site and saw some good videos and performances of Beyoncé I came across the video of her and Jennifer (which I totally enjoyed) and I was looking at them I didn't even look at the comments or what people were saying till just now. and I absolutely would not have touched a like or dislike on one of these sites. I think if you look through my Instagram you'll see that I am not a hater and I am not negative about people so to Jennifer for my mistake of accidentally touching it which I don't remember doing I really apologize I totally love and Admire you❤️and I'd have to be pretty stupid to do that knowing it would be everywhere, but I will be taking a break from social media as this is the bad side of it. There are people who make thier living off of negativity.

So what do you think? Did the Knowles matriarch make an innocent mistake or did she "show her ass" and reveal that she holds a grudge against the former American Idol contestant? Personally, I think we should give Tina Knowles the benefit of the doubt, mostly because Jennifer Hudson does not have the capability to sound bad while singing. But if Bey and Hudson do end up getting into it, hopefully it will look something like this:


Uber driver stops teen from sex trafficking all because he eavesdropped.

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An Uber driver in Elk Grove, California picked up three passengers and, like so many chauffeurs before him, couldn't help but eavesdrop. And he soon realized he was driving two (alleged) female pimps and a 16-year-old girl to a Holiday Inn.

"They just started talking right in front of me," said Keith Avila, in a Facebook live video he streamed just after police arrived.

He said "they started like talking, like saying everything that was going on," seemingly unconcerned that he was sitting in the front seat, horrified.

I just caught a group Child Sex Trafficking ring!!! No joke!!!😳😳😳 Like my page for updates! Thanks!

Posted by Keith Avila on Monday, December 26, 2016

"Halfway there, I realized that it was child sex trafficking." The pimps were giving the teen girl instructions on how to check the guy for guns and collect his money. According to NBC, the teen was "discovered to be a runaway," and they're now sending her to an "alternative housing situation" while they locate her legal guardian.

"You could see from the look of her eyes that she was very, very innocent," Avila said of the teen. "Very insecure."

The Uber driver tried to play it cool and act "chipper" while he drove the women and the teen to their location.

After dropping them off at the hotel, he says he quickly "called the police, told them everything that was going on."

To their credit, the cops showed up right away.

"They don't play. They do not play. Not when you're doing child sex trafficking."

The two women have been arrested and so has the "suspected John" meeting them at the Holiday Inn.

We hope the teen girl finds the help that she needs.

This mind-blowing connection between 'Friends' and 'Home Alone' was hiding in plain sight.

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The eagle-eyed culture detectives at 22 Vision have just uncovered a connection between two beloved 90s institutions: Friends and Home Alone. If you've never noticed this, don't feel bad—it was deviously subtle, and also only came up in the final season of Friends. Only the most dedicated RossHeads were watching by that point. Check out this video to have your mind permanently blown.

If you don't feel like watching the video, here's the gist. (SPOILER ALERT) In season 10 of Friends, Chandler and Monica move into a house in the suburbs. If you watched this 2004 episode, you may have noticed that the view out their front door is eerily familiar. That's because the producers used left-over b-roll footage from Home Alone to fill out the windows. The view is what you would have seen looking out the window of Kevin McAllister's house.

This means that from a certain point of view, Chandler and Monica moved into the Home Alone house. It also implies their suburban getaway was located in Winnetka, Illinois, outside of Chicago. That would make for one serious commute for the Bings. But then again, nothing that happened in the last season of Friends made sense.

Our readers’ 14 best hangover cures to help you kick off 2017 without wanting to die.

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January 1st is National Hangover Day, a holiday people celebrate whether they know it or not. We reached out to our Facebook fans to give us their best and worst hangover cures so we can fully bring in 2017 the right way: by drinking enough to forget 2016.

1. Our reader Andrea lives the glamorous life.

Drink water before you go to bed.... when you wake up and that doesn't work... spend the rest of the day in the bath tub hoping you rehydrate through osmosis.

2. Jeffrey does a preemptive strike.

After I've drank....before going to bed, I eat a ham sandwich on a hamburger bun(preferably with yellow mustard), while leaning over the kitchen sink(I just do lol). Then I take one Aleve caplet and drink a glass of water. My hangover is pretty much non-existent in the morning!

3. Roisin takes it back to the good old days.

Pedialyte! Find it in the baby section of any grocery store, stock up, and chug some before you pass out if possible and drink it during the day afterward

4. Jessica's mother knows best.

The morning after a night of at least 20 Jell-O shots (not exaggerating) and projectile vomit, there was no other reasonable choice but to call my mom. I had never asked her for hangover advice but with a 5 hour drive ahead of me and being sick as a dog, I was desperate.

She immediately told me to go the store and I was specifically instructed to get an old fashioned, regular Coca-Cola. She insisted not diet, not Pepsi and no non-name brands. Sure enough, I drank it and felt instantly better! It's now my bizarre, lifelong go-to. #thanksmom

5. Luis preaches the gospel of pears.

HEARKEN!!! Three!! Yes, THREE pears ​

🍐...take them half an hour before hitting the drinks...stay hydrated with reasonable water before, during and after the evening....some bacon won't hurt if you're feeling tipsy....and, DO NOT mix or switch your drink's color (e.g. into whisky, NEVER take a clear drink)...and...the cheaper you drink, the closest you are to a hangover...ah...and if you're over 30...DO ALL THOSE...we're not 20 anymore, buddy!

6. Emma says it's all about location, location, location.

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Peanut butter on toast and banana milkshake when you get in. Rowntree fruit pastilles next to bed for when you wake up with a mouth someone shat in while you are unconscious, sports cap water so you don't have to sit up and rehydrate thereby avoiding inevitable room tilt-spin and vomit induced bathroom stagger shuffle speed walk scenario

7. Jennifer has discovered celery's reason for existing.

Celery and water!!! Celery has an enzyme in it that neutralizes the acids in your stomach, making you not feel so pukey, and obviously LOTS of water to replace what you lost because we all know that drinking alcohol dehydrates you

8. Nichele keeps it real.

The only way to survive a hangover is to sleep. Wake up, piss, throw up, sleep.. And sleep some more.

9. Sara lets it rip​.
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Bong rips! Cures nausea, brings back appetite, induces sleep!

10. Brandee has a hospital hookup.

We got nufffffin but love & vittys in our veinzzzz 💉 #vitaminpush 💖

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When you have connections, an IV bag of fluids and eggs. Flush and absorb.

11. Raymond's concoction sounds more nauseating that the nausea itself.

Glass of V8 add 1 raw egg 3 shakes of Tabasco salt pepper and a taco John's taco burger or 2. And 3 aspirin.

12. Beatrice says to keep your drinks monochromatic.

dancing party creepy drunk drinking

Get a #1 meal at McDonald's but you must have a real coke (my one time a year I do) definitely drink water in between drinks and never mix liquor colors! Also, any conversation that begins with "let's take a shot of..." should be avoided -seriously not 25 anymore! ​

13. Clau says you need the right type of taco.​

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Tacos! (The real thing, not the ones they serve on a weird shell instead of a tortilla) Eat a couple of them with hot sauce (not too hot, or your colon will make you pay for everything you've eaten since birth) and a glass of orange juice. Sleep for at least 8 hours straight, and voila! You're ready to drink a gallon of gin again!

14. John has the ultimate preventative measure.

I find working until 10pm new years eve and at 8am new years day does the trick.

Taylor Swift's ex Conor Kennedy resisted arrest after fighting in an Aspen nightclub.

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John Conor Kennedy, the son of Robert Kennedy, Jr. who briefly dated Taylor Swift in 2012, was arrested in Aspen, CO after allegedly getting into a fight in a night club early Thursday morning. According to The Aspen Times, the 22-year-old also resisted a cop trying to restrain him, causing them both to fall into a snow bank. That probably wasn't as fun and cute as it sounds, and the two definitely didn't proceed to make out like in a rom-com.

According to reports, police were called to a nightclub called Bootsy Bellows at around 1:40 a.m. on Thursday to deal with some patrons who wouldn't leave the club. The responding officer, Officer Andy Atkinson, arrived and witnessed two men get into a fight outside the club.

Conor Kennedy has probably had better days.

One of the two men was Kennedy (who goes by Conor), who Officer Atkinson says grabbed the other man by his shirt and pull him down, and then "hit him four or five times in the back of the head with his fists." Conor Kennedy apparently refused to stop fighting even when the police intervened, so they tried to restrain him, which led to both Kennedy and Officer Atkinson falling into the snow bank.

But all was fine in the end. Officer Atkinson arrested Kennedy, who reportedly apologized to the police officer afterward, explaining, "He [the other man] called my friend the f-word." Kennedy was charged with disorderly conduct and taken to Pitkin County Jail, and then issued a summons to appear in Aspen Municipal Court.

Someone made a horror movie trailer for 2016 and it's scarily accurate.

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2016 was like a horror movie, except your favorite celebrities didn't star in it, they all died. Between the election, the overabundance of death, and the world seeming like it's about to explode at any moment, this whole year reads more like a sensationalist script than real life. The folks over at Friend Dog Studios did the logical thing and turned these last hellish 365 days into a horror movie trailer, although nothing they can come up with will really top what actually went down this year.

Of course, there were a few things missing— namely killer clowns (besides Trump), the heartbreaking situation in Aleppo and Passengers, but all in all, this was a pretty accurate representation of 2016. But hey, there is one more day left of this year, so let's not act like the nightmare is already over. You never know what tomorrow holds.

MWAHAHAHA.

Here's the NSFW reason you should never let your toddler use your Amazon Echo.

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The Amazon Echo responds to voice commands to play music, tell you the news, and generally hooks you up with all the content of the internet. But along with great power comes great responsibility, which is why you should definitely keep an eye on it if you have a little child in your home who hasn't quite perfected his diction yet.

We believe this child is saying, "Alexa, play tickle tickle," but his adorable speech impediment prevents us from knowing for sure.

The Amazon Echo also has trouble understanding him, but that doesn't keep her from valiantly taking a stab at it, and responds, "Hear a station for porn detected."

Uh oh. And then the Echo just keeps going.

"Hot girl amateur porn anal sexy"

"No no no no no!" the adults in the room scream, but the Amazon Echo only responds to commands that begin with "Alexa," so she keeps going.

"Pussy, anal, dildo..."

Hahahahahha. Alexa, stop!

Now excuse me while I go buy five of those.

Dad goes viral with hilariously passive-aggressive rant on having his daughter home for Christmas.

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The Holidays are a magical time for empty nesters. They get to see their beloved children once again, and remember what it was like to pick up after them day and night for 18 thankless years. Dan Howard, a father from Cape Elizabeth, Maine, voiced that joy in a wonderfully sarcastic Facebook video that has gone viral among bitter parents all across the world. Once you watch it, you'll understand why.

In less than two weeks, Howard's video has been watched almost five million times. It currently has more than 45,000 likes, and almost 40,000 shares. It certainly seems like his despair has struck a chord with parents.

But don't feel too bad for him—considering the economy, he'll probably be able to enjoy having his daughter home for years after she graduates.


It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2017.

Mormon Tabernacle Choir singer writes fiery resignation letter rather than sing at Trump's inauguration.

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Jan Chamberlin, a once passionate and enthusiastic member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, is joining the ranks of Elton John, Celine Dion, and Andrea Bocelli, and many Rockettes as a person whose conscience could not allow her to perform for Donald Trump.

The singer has resigned from her beloved group for accepting the invitation to perform at Trump's inauguration.

Chamberlin, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (you also read that to the tune of "Two by Two" from "The Book of Mormon," didn't you?) wrote in her resignation letter, "Since 'the announcement,' I have spent several sleepless nights and days in turmoil and agony. I have reflected carefully on both sides of the issue, prayed a lot, talked with family and friends, and searched my soul."

"I've tried to tell myself that by not going to the inauguration, that I would be able to stay in choir for all the other good reasons. I've tried to tell myself that it will be all right and that I can continue in good conscience before God and man."

She concluded that she could not do it, writing, "I could never look myself in the mirror again with self-respect."

Dear Family and Friends, This is the message I have sent to Choir: Dear President Jarrett and Choir, Today is my...

Posted by Jan Chamberlin on Thursday, December 29, 2016

The Choir's participation in the inauguration severely damages its "image and networking," she writes, for it "it will appear that Choir is endorsing tyranny and facism by singing for this man."

This is a moral issue, she writes, "I only know I could never 'throw roses to Hitler.' And I certainly could never sing for him."

Chamberlin's powerful letter quotes both the Broadway musical "Wicked" and the bible.

In the show Wicked, the Wizard makes a really interesting statement. He says “ I create conflict to stay in power.” This scenario can keep us perpetually distracted and at odds with each other and keep us from working together to solve important issues. This also allows those in office to do whatever they want to unchecked. I believe this has been done to us, both cunningly and intentionally. I believe we have a lot more in common than we have in difference, and if we will listen to each other, we can learn a great deal from one another.

Most powerfully, Chamberlin says that the reasons that brought her to the Choir are the reasons she feels the need to resign.

When I first auditioned and entered Choir, it was to follow deep personal impressions, and to honor my late father, who was among the best of men. Now I must leave Choir for the same reasons. My father ( who was an expert airforce bomber) hated tyranny and was extremely distraught over the holocaust. He and Mom both loved people greatly.

Over 4400 people have liked the letter on Facebook, with, of course, varying messages in the comments.

But for the most part, people are applauding Chamberlin's moral move and her eloquent explanation, neither of which are easy to do.

Drake and Jennifer Lopez kissing and grinding is making everyone wonder what's going on with them.

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Jennifer Lopez and Drake were seen dancing together and kissing while attending their own private winter wonderland-themed prom on Thursday night (either in Las Vegas, according to TMZ, or L.A., according to Us Weekly), further fueling rumors they started that the two are a couple.

NBD, just Drake and Jennnifer Lopez grinding on each other.

A little slow dance.... (Ready for that remix to drop as well 🙌🏾) #Drake #Jlo

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They were crowned king and queen of the prom (probably rigged), and were seen slow-dancing, kissing (kind of), and grinding (sort of. Like, casual grinding) on the dance floor in a few video clips (featuring the song they apparently just collaborated on, natch) that are now dutifully making their way around the internet.

Drizzy, 30, posted an Instagram earlier this week of he and Jennifer Lopez looking pretty amorous, but didn't include a caption. This led some followers to think they'd become an item, which may or may not have been the intention.

But what with the song they just did together, this display seems a lot more like PR than an actual relationship. They're both gorgeous and fun to look at, though, so no complaints here. And it's not like we haven't seen this kind of action (from every single pop star) before.

Lazy editor allows newspaper to print super NSFW caption.

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A particularly unfortunate error published in the Mumbai Mirror is going viral on Twitter after it was shared by writer Shikha Kumar. It seems that somebody at the Mirror included some NSFW placeholder text in a feature on romantic "date night" dinner spots. The text was only supposed to describe image options for the benefit of whoever was laying out the piece, but that person must have been having a real lazy day. Instead, it was published as-is, including a whole slew of F-bombs.

The text reads:

(in pic, option 1 Fuck fuck fuck, just saying fuck so you notice that you have to select one picture and mention which pic, lalalala)

Normally I wouldn't swear in an article, but in the spirit of this story, I have to say: That is one serious fuckup.

Other publishing professionals agree.

As an editor myself, I find this especially offensive. To think that anyone would be so careless, so inexcusably negligent… it boggles the mind.

Reminder: Think of a funny caption for this image. And for fuck's sake, replace this awful photo of yourself with a proper stock image, no one wants to see that shit. I swear to god, if you fuck this up, you will never live it down, you total goddamn fraud. Get with it!

I wouldn't want to be that Mirror editor right now.

Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes

Dr. Pimple Popper collected Momma Squishy's best pops into two squeezably addictive videos.

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With the passing of another year, it's time to say goodbye to Dr. Pimple Popper's compilations of the best pops of 2016. But who knows what 2017 will bring? Blackheads? Cysts? Lipomas? Infected abscesses? We can only hope. And before this year is done, Dr. Lee has one last treat: her top squeezes from Momma Squishy, collected into two unmissable videos.

Momma Squishy, of course, is one of Dr. Lee's most popular patients—her Steatocystoma Multiplex causes her body to be covered in cystic papules full of yellow fluid. Seeing them burst one after the other is like the July 4th of popping. Check it out for yourself:

Here's part 1:

And here's part 2:

Maybe 2016 wasn't such a bad year after all. Onward and upward!

A dude used Eminem lyrics to hook up on Tinder and it worked scarily well.

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A dude on Tinder may have just connected with his soul mate using rap lyrics from Eminem's hit, "Stan." Because when you think of romance, you think of the guy who constantly writes about how he is going to kill his ex-wife.

"Stan" is a song about a fan who kills himself. Romantic, right?

When desperation works, a Tinder miracle.

This girl thought so.

She even edited the lyrics to reference their previous convo in rhyme. What a catch.

No specific date planned, but she's definitely interested.

Now she's chasing him?

Eminem's charm is undeniable, that's probably how he got Kim to marry him again even after he vividly described locking her in his truck and driving his car into a lake.

When you get your 15 minutes, everyone wins.

Well, this post DID make it to the front page of /r/tinder, so looks like this girl better start saving up money for enough booze to combat all those "downers." Have fun out there you wacky kids!


Let's take a moment to remember all the things in 2015 that we looked at on our phones.

Carrie Fisher gave the best possible response when asked what she would do with the Force IRL.

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During one of her last public appearances, this past August at Comic Con in Chicago, the late, great Carrie Fisher was asked by a fan what she would do if she could use "the Force" in real life.

She gave the best, most Carrie Fisher response you can imagine.

“I would make Trump go away, and never have to hear about his little hands or his little penis again," she said.

The crowd went insane. And thanks to the Force of technology, we get to watch it:

In recent years, the late Star Wars actress made no secret of her vehement dislike for Donald Trump (and her love of Coke -a Cola):

This woman did not hold back from expressing her truths.

In case you didn't know, "the Force," as explained by legendary Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star WarsEpisode IV: A New Hope, is: “an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."

I think what Carrie Fisher's life and legacy have showed us is that the beloved actress didn't need the Force in real life. She was the Force in real life. And she is.

So now I guess we just sit back and wait for her to make Trump go away??

Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending

Gigi and Bella Hadid attempted to rap, should probably stick to modeling.

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Gigi and Bella Hadid are two beautiful supermodels who are very good at what they do: wearing lingerie, or other household items, and walking back and forth on a runway while people take their pictures. They are not very good at what they don't do: rapping. But they still gave it a shot.

Of course, they are wearing lingerie while they do it.

The sisters, who both walked in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in December, wanted to let off some steam before a show, as you do. So they grabbed some pink jewel-encrusted mics, as you do, and rapped along with Nicki Minaj's "Starships" in a video for 10 magazine.

Failure has never looked so beautiful:

Even though Bella, 20, and Gigi, 21, are very, atrociously bad at rapping, it's hard not to admire them for trying.

#tfw you realize you should stick to modeling

I am just happy these two found the career that works for them.

Tourists befriend a homeless man and give him 'once-in-a-lifetime' Christmas gift.

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Jimmy Fraser was begging for change on the street in Edinburgh, Scotland when he ended up befriending two women who had asked him for directions. They were tourists visiting from Sweden, Annis Lindkvist and her sister Emma.

Fraser, 54, told BBC Scotland: "The next thing I knew I was on a plane to Sweden."

He explains that Lindkvist got him a passport and purchased round-trip tickets so he could spend a week over Christmas in the Swedish town of Sagmyra with her and her husband and three kids.

Obviously Fraser had some misgivings about flying to a different country to stay with strangers. "Friends said I shouldn't go in case I was hung, drawn and quartered when I got there," he said. "But I thought I'm going to go for it as its once-in-a- lifetime."

It turns out, he made the right choice. Not only was he not murdered, he had an amazing time. "On the plane I was so nervous and was worrying if they would be there waiting for me or if I would be shot," he said. "Instead it was a beautiful experience, the family was tremendous."

Fraser is a father-of-two and a former security guard who became homeless after a divorce 13 years ago."Being homeless is cold, lonely and depressing and you get a lot of abuse from people," he said.

While in Sweden, Lindkvist and her family took him to an ice hockey match, Christmas markets, to midnight mass, and introduced him to extended family, friends and co-workers.

She has called him every day since he returned home.

"My mother was crying and crying when he left and my children have been asking every day when he is going to come back," said Lindkvist, 37, who works in a retirement home.

"There is a big place in my heart for him" she said. She described him as "part of the family now" and said she's flying him back again for Easter.

"This was an incredible act of kindness and I loved meeting Annis' friends, family and colleagues," said Fraser. "I wish I was there now." He described Linkvist as "such a wonderful, kind and generous person and I wish everyone was like her."

And now I'm crying.

This story makes me feel like Jack Nicholson in As Good As it Gets.

"You make me want to be a better man."

For starters: here are some ways you can help the homeless.

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