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Watch Dr. Pimple Popper take on this guy's 'cute' earlobe cyst. Awww.

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In this video, Dr. Pimple Popper (real name Dr. Sandra Lee), dermatologist extraordinaire, takes on a sneaky little cyst hiding behind this man's earlobe. And while the slicing means it's not just a straight up "popping" video, the cyst inside is a neat little ball just waiting to see the light of day.

After cutting open the back of the man's earlobe, Dr. Pimple Popper can't help but comment on how "cute" the cyst is, adding, "Look at that, he's got an eyeball in his head!"

Well, he's already got two eyeballs in his head (presumably), so this must be the prescient third eye people talk about. In which case, don't remove it, Dr. Pimple Popper—he needs that to see the future!


Friends accidentally become the Three Stooges when their bike gets stuck in an electric fence.

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How many British men does it take to untangle a bike from an electric fence?

Watching these three friends struggle to remove a bike from being tangled up in the electric fence looks like something straight out of The Three Stooges. The lads try everything to free the bike: branches, teamwork, loads of curse words...but have little luck. The result is an SNL-worthy slapstick comedy routine.

Oh, by the way, three. The answer is three.

The description of the video on YouTube reads:

Whilst pedalling today my mate Paul went to put his bike over a fence. Half way though he realised that it was electric! So he dropped it on the fence. This is a video of him and my mate Al trying to get it off! Please excuse the swearing and oh yes by the way the clicking sound is the electric pulsing!!

Luckily, the friends actually did end up getting the bike loose in the end. The even managed to laugh throughout the debacle despite being zapped at least a half-dozen times. Shocking!

Dating website for cheaters says yesterday is always their best day of the year.

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A dating site called Gleeden picks up where Ashley Madison left off, offering a platform for wives and husbands to supplement their marriages by arranging sneaky sex on the internet.

And since Gleeden has the trust of this rarely-exposed subset of society, they have some insights on their behavior. According to Gleeden, "sign-ups spike the second Monday after Christmas."

This year, that was January 9th—yesterday. Time to check your loved one's browser history!

The reasoning is "all very common sense and practical," says a lawyer specializing in family law, who took time out of his practice to talk to CBS Philadelphia about why January's a good month for him.

It's all "tied in with emotion and money. The last thing someone wants to do is be in a situation where they're ruining holidays for children, ruining holidays for family."

But January? WHO CARES—RUIN JANUARY! It's cold out! Burn it all down!

As soon as the holidays are over, people apparently sign up for Gleeden and start thinking about spending those sweet Christmas bonuses on divorce lawyers.

Hug your loved ones a little closer today.

And next year, sabotage their job so they don't get a bonus.

25 of the funniest women on Twitter this week: Snow, horses, Facebook, and more!

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Jokes about Facebook, leaf blowers, horses, and more, in the 25 funniest tweets by women this week!

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Twitter dug up Tomi Lahren’s old tweets and they’re even more embarrassing than her recent ones.

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Tomi Lahren, the latest evolution in a conservative tradition of bombastic blondes famous for ranting about black people, spent Monday flipping out about Meryl Streep, and Monday night deleting old tweets. Amateur sleuths on the site dug back into Lahren's archive and found her even younger self (girl is only 24!) contradicting herself on her biggest talking shouting points.

The internet pundit is famous for decrying "liberal crybabies," and when they gather, it's "raining snowflakes," which is apparently different from "snowing" (or she simply forgot the word).

Here are some of the old stuff users found that complicate her Conservative Angel narrative.

1. Lazy Liberals

It doesn't gel well with her new slogans:

2. School

3. Partying, partying yeah

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While it is hypocritical if Twitter begins to shame Lahren for partying and having sex in college, people are arguing that it is hypocritical of her "brand" to go back and delete tweets when her career depends on not caring what people think about her.

A little partying never hurt no one...unlike spreading conspiracy theories about Black Lives Matter by neo-Nazi enablers.

Kim Kardashian's Paris robbery may have been an inside job.

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On Monday, news broke that seventeen people had been arrested in connection with Kim Kardashian West's robbery in Paris back in October. Now details are emerging about those people arrested, and questions are arising as to whether the robbery may have been an inside job.

According to People, the French newspaper Le Mondereports that one of the suspects arrested works for the limo company that Kim Kardashian West and her family frequently use when they visit Paris. He was the last person to drive Kardashian West on the night of the robbery.

Le Monde reports that the five men who dressed up as police officers and entered Kim's hotel room were among the seventeen suspects arrested, and that the majority of those suspects were seasoned criminals known by French police.

The nature of the driver's involvement in the crime still remains unclear, but police think he may have given the robbers inside information about Kim Kardashian West's whereabouts.

Mom trolls daughter who wanted to drop out of school to become a stripper.

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This is University of Arizona student Aissa Sencion.

Sup.

Recently, Aissa joked that she wanted to leave the academic world behind, drop out of school, and become a stripper. Who hasn't been there, amirite?

Unfortunately, Aissa made this joke around her very supportive/completely sarcastic mom.

"I thought this would be a great first outfit for the start of your wonderful career :)"

Ooh! A care package.

Along with the note, Aissa's mom sent her this beautiful outfit.

Trolled.

Ok. Maybe this wasn't so much unflinching support as, say, complete mockery.

Aissa decided to share the cautionary tale of speaking too loosely around her mom with Twitter, and her post instantly went viral with other students dying over her mom's joke.

People basically wanted Aissa's mom.

A quick check of Aissa's Twitter and Facebook confirm she hasn't left school to be a stripper, but if she does, we can bet her mom will be there to throw that first dollar.

Brilliantly immature woman unleashes fowl prank on dude who wouldn't stop asking for nudes.

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Imgur user leonaloir pulled one of the dumbest, and yet most inspired, pranks on a thirsty online loser that we've ever seen. Even better, she took screenshots of the whole thing and uploaded them for us all to enjoy. She titled her masterpiece, "How to react when someone asks you to send nudes." And this truly is a master class.

Leonaloir captioned her images, "Some asshole online Fuckboy kept hammering me for nudes. He got what he asked for ;)"

It just goes to show: there's a thin line between thirst and hunger. Choose wisely.


Thinking of you in my time of horniness.

'Taboo' meet the cast of characters.

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Created by Tom Hardy, his father Chips Hardy and Steven Knight (Peaky Blinders, Eastern Promises), Taboo is FXs newest drama miniseries. The show premiers tonight, January 10th at 10 pm EST and follows James Keziah Delaney (Tom Hardy) who has been forever changed by his adventures and is looking to build a new life for himself in early 19th century London. FX official synopsis on the series reads:

Believed to be long dead, he returns home to London from Africa to inherit what is left of his father's shipping empire and rebuild a life for himself. But his father's legacy is a poisoned chalice, and with enemies lurking in every dark corner, James must navigate increasingly complex territories to avoid his own death sentence. Encircled by conspiracy, murder and betrayal, a dark family mystery unfolds in a combustible tale of love and treachery.

Get to know each of the mysterious characters that will pop up in the show's first season.

Tom Hardy as James Keziah Delaney

After the death of his father, James returns to London and soon finds himself embroiled in mystery and murder that stems from Nootka Sound, a piece of land he's inherited on the West Coast of Vancouver Island (now part of British Columbia) . The piece of coastline is sought after by the powerful East India Company for its function as a trade route.

The idea for the series didn't come about in a Hollywood writer's room, but started as a conversation between father and son. "It started off as a conversation between me and my father... but the piece is now something unrecognizable from that conversation and it belongs to an entire team of people," Hardy told Digital Spy. The Oscar-nominated actor has of course turned heads in a number of roles ranging from The Revenant to Mad Max: Fury Road. His next projects on the horizon include Mad Max: Wasteland to Star Wars Episode VIII.

Jonathan Pryce as Sir Stuart Strange

Head of the ruthless East India Company, Sir Stuart Strange is set on one goal -- do whatever it takes to seize control of James Delaney's inherited piece of land. Welsh actor Jonathan Pryce will be recognizable to audiences for his parts in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Tomorrow Never Dies and Game of Thrones playing High Sparrow. Pryce will appear with Christian Slater and Glen Close later this year in the drama The Wife.

Oona Chaplin as Zilpha Geary

Sister to James, Zilpha believes her brother to be dead and is taken by surprise when he shows up in London. James' return home forces her to deal with the issue of her deceased father's land that she believed would be given to her and her husband Thorne Geary. Played by Spanish actress and granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin, Game of Thrones fans will likely remember Oona in her role as the now deceased Talisa Stark.

David Hayman as Brace

The eyes of the Delaney family, Brace plays the family servant who welcomes James upon his return. Scottish actor David Hayman has been seen in a number of films ranging from Sid and Nancy to The Jackal and Rob Roy.

Jessie Buckley as Lorna Bow

Not many details are known yet about Lorna Bow's role in Taboo or exactly how she factors into James' life. The 27-year-old Irish actress began her performing career as a musician, training at the Royal Irish Academy of Music before entering the BBC talent show I'd Do Anything. The young actress earned critical praise for her role in the 2016 BBC version of War and Peace.

Michael Kelly as Dr. Dumbarton

Fans of Netflix's House of Cards will recognize actor Michael Kelly as the sinister Doug and his character in Taboo isn't much nicer. Tension between Britain and the United States plays into Taboo's storyline and American Dumbarton embodies that conflict. Most recently, Kelly starred in the thriller The Secrets in Their Eyes with Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts as well as 2015's Everest and an episode of the BBC's Black Mirror.

Jefferson Hall as Thorne Geary

Husband to Zilpha, Thorne doesn't take the news well that his brother-in-law James has rights to the coastline on Nootka Sound. It's likely he'll go behind James' back and conspire with the East India Company. English actor Jefferson Hall is probably most recognizable for his work Vikings and Game of Thrones.

Leo Bill as Benjamin Wilton

Wilton works for the East India Company and will do whatever it takes to try and convince James Delaney to part with his piece of coastline. Actor Leo Bill is likely most recognizable to American audiences for his roles in 28 Days Later, Alice in Wonderland and The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Danny Ligairi as Martinez

Not much is known about the character of Martinez except that his believed to be of Polynesian descent according to the Daily Mail. Oddly enough rugby coach turned actor, Danny Ligairi landed the part after striking up a friendship with Tom Hardy when Hardy's dog ran onto the field when Ligairi was coaching.

Richard Dixon as Pettifer

One of Sir Stuart Strange's closest confidants, Pettifer serves as a go-to resource for the East India Company when they run into trouble in their negotiations with James. You might recognize actor Richard Dixon from his roles in such films as The King's Speech, The Danish Girl or The Iron Lady.

Seeing Chris Hemsworth's kids react to his Golden Globes appearance will make you die of cuteness.

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Chris Hemsworth uploaded a picture of his biggest fans cheering him on while watching him as a presenter at The Golden Globes on Sunday: his kids.

Hemsworth's three kids, India, 4, and twins Tristan and Sasha, 2, supported their dad from home while being babysat by their uncle, Cristian Prieto. Priteo originally uploaded the image to his Instagram with the caption "Watching Papa on TV/ Viendo a papa en la tele!" It was later shared on Chris Hemworth's personal Instagram account.

My little fan club cheering me on 🎥 @cristianprieto.filmmaker @elsapatakyconfidential

A photo posted by Chris Hemsworth (@chrishemsworth) on

Cuter yet, the Hemsworth children are sitting alongside a Thor doll made in their dad's likeness. Many kids think of their father as a superhero, but Hemsworth's kids know that their dad is one for a fact.

Chris Hemsworth presented the award for "Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language" with Wonder Woman herself, Gal Gadot. Who said that Marvel and DC couldn't get along?

Of course, Chris Hemsworth attended the Golden Globes with "hot date" slash wife Elsa Pataky, and the two appeared to have a ton of fun while their kids were with the babysitter.

Heading to the golden globes, look at my hot date !! #goldenglobes @elsapatakyconfidential #whatssheholding

A photo posted by Chris Hemsworth (@chrishemsworth) on

We are late!! Hold on! 😉llegamos tarde esperarnos! #goldenglobes @chrishemsworth

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Cutest fan club ever!

Obama was a groomsman at an aide's wedding and somehow managed to blend right in.

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On Saturday, Barack Obama was just one of the guys, playing the part of groomsman at a coworker's wedding. His "longtime aide," Marvin Nicholson, married Helen Pajcic and the two of them managed to keep Obama from completely overshadowing them in the newly released wedding photos.

I don't know what I expected. A rainbow to jut from shoulder to tuxedoed shoulder? A golden halo? A sign lettered with sunlight that spelled, "It's your special day but I'm more important than you"? A phalanx of secret service shouting "blue! blue!" while the couple recited their vows?

None of that. Obama looks like just another guy in some normal dude's wedding party. He might sit next to you at the reception and you'd ask him what he does for a living without listening to the answer. He didn't even get a plus one—FLOTUS is conspicuously absent.

Also, take one moment to picture President Obama at a bachelor party.

Yup, just another normal wedding officiated by damn John Kerry.

Now that guy looks out of place.

3-year-old scuffs designer shoes on a playdate, mom sends friend a $400 bill.

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Now, I'm not a parent myself, but I think it may be kind of a crazy idea to buy your 3-year-old expensive designer shoes when they'll probably just ruin them by, you know, being a 3-year-old.

One mom in the UK disagrees. And when her 3-year-old daughter came back from a playdate with pen marks on her £325 (almost $400 U.S.) shoes, she sent the other mom a bill. No, this isn't a joke.

The mom, Sarah Louise Bryan, appeared on ITV's Good Morning Britain to explain why she thought charging her friend for her daughter's ruined shoes was justified, especially since the toddler owns around 60 pairs of shoes.

Host Piers Morgan wasn't convinced. He blasted the mom, saying:

Your 3-year-old daughter has 60 pairs of shoes, you send her in a £325 pair of booties to your mate’s house and she gets a few pens marks on it — which, by the way, happens to 3-year-old girls, I’ve got a 5-year-old girl, they get pen marks, they draw — and then, when she comes back with pen marks, you have the audacity to send her an invoice.

When the mom asked Morgan what he would do if his child, God forbid, came back from a playdate with marks on their designer shoes, Morgan responded, "What would I do!? I wouldn’t be buying my daughter £325 pairs of shoes to start with!"

After Morgan labeled Bryan's sending a bill "preposterous" and called her "the worst kind of parent," the mom broke down in tears.

"This is nothing to do with my parenting and it is not fair other than bullying," she said. "You know, when I was younger I got abused and everything."

Okay, sure. That's terrible, and obviously we don't know what her parenting is really like. But it doesn't quite explain sending your friend a £325 bill for toddler shoes. Does it? I don't know. I'm clearly not ready for the challenges of parenthood yet.

YouTube 'prankster' faces year in prison for video where he assaults women in public.

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A would-be YouTube star with a psychopathic sense of humor is facing justice for a supposedly funny video, in which he "pranked" random women by kissing them without consent. Sumit Verma, a.k.a. "The Crazy Sumit," recorded the video in Delhi, India's capital. After he released it, he saw such swift and vicious backlash that he quickly deleted it and apologized. But unfortunately for him, what he did in the video was a crime, and by uploading it, he had given the police video evidence. Now, he could face up to a year in prison.

This photo on Verma's Facebook page probably seemed more inspiring before he was facing jail time.

Although Verma's original upload has been deleted, copies still exist online. Watching it, it's hard to believe this was supposed to be a joke. In the video, Verma can be seen approaching a woman and engaging her in conversation, even though she's visibly uncomfortable. After a few seconds, he leans in and kisses her, then runs away. The woman tries to chase him until he hops a fence—then the camera holds on her for a few seconds as she cries into her hands.

Ha ha?

In the next segment, Verma approaches a couple walking together. He stops them both, then sprays something (possibly shaving cream) in the man's eyes while he kisses the woman. Then, in his signature move, he runs away as fast as he can.

Again, these crimes are presented as a joke in the video, which also includes a button encouraging viewers to like Verma's page on Facebook. Perhaps he was inspired by other YouTubers who have found fame by releasing videos of tasteless pranks "gone wrong," but those stunts were not illegal. It's a crucial mistake that could cost him his freedom.

On January 5, Verma uploaded this apology image to Facebook.

I m really sorry for the vidoe..i don't want to hurt any one or disrespect anyone i..respect each and every women :( i m really sorry this will never happen again!

Posted by The Crazy Sumit on Thursday, January 5, 2017

But the commenters were not having it.

Sexual assault has become a heated issue in India in recent years, with staggering numbers of incidents going unreported. Those that are reported are often not prosecuted. As of press time, the Delhi Police are still investigating Verma's case.

This map shows every state's favorite Netflix show. Sorry, Minnesota.

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In our era of political polarization, it's tough to feel like the United States of America. This map is here to save the day by showing how the coasts and the middle are not so different after all, for everyone still likes good television. A lot of states across the continent watch the same shows.

Except for Minnesota. They're on their own.

By cross-referencing Netflix's 75 most popular shows with Google Trends data, the folks at High Speed Internet determined which show is most likely to be streaming behind a Netflix and Chill sesh near you.


AlabamaBloodline
AlaskaOrange is the New Black
ArizonaOrange is the New Black
ArkansasScandal
CaliforniaCrazy Ex-Girlfriend
ColoradoHouse of Cards
ConnecticutBloodline
DelawareShameless
DCScandal
FloridaBloodline
GeorgiaScandal
HawaiiUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
IdahoStranger Things
IllinoisMaking a Murderer
IndianaParks and Recreation
IowaScandal
KansasJane the Virgin
KentuckyThe Walking Dead
LouisianaScandal
MaineNurse Jackie
MarylandScandal
MassachusettsCrazy Ex-Girlfriend
MichiganOrange is the New Black
MinnesotaMaking a Murderer
MississippiScandal
MissouriScandal
MontanaPeaky Blinders
NebraskaOrange is the New Black
NevadaNarcos
New HampshireBloodline
New JerseyNarcos
New MexicoOrange is the New Black
New YorkCrazy Ex-Girlfriend
North CarolinaScandal
North DakotaUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
OhioScandal
OklahomaOrange is the New Black
OregonPortlandia
PennsylvaniaShameless
Rhode IslandPeaky Blinders
South CarolinaBloodline
South DakotaMaking a Murderer
TennesseeGilmore Girls
TexasNarcos
UtahGilmore Girls
VermontNew Girl
VirginiaHouse of Cards
WashingtonCrazy Ex-Girlfriend
West VirginiaAmerican Horror Story
WisconsinFuller House
WyomingiZombie

Here's what we learned:

New England likes strong female characters.

Between Maine's fandom for Nurse Jackie, Vermont favoring New Girl and Massachusetts on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend train, the old colonies are on board for female-fronted stories.

D.C.'s neighbors love D.C. stories.

You'd think that being so close to the nation's capital would make watching Scandal or House of Cards anything but appealing, but Maryland, D.C. and Virginia love watching political shows.

People love watching shows about themselves.

California loves Crazy Ex-Girlfriend which takes place in California, Florida loves Bloodline which takes place in Florida, Oregon loves Portlandia which takes place in Oregon, and Indiana loves Parks and Recreation which takes place in Indiana.

The Wild West loves crime.

The criminal intrigue of Orange is the New Black and Narcos are popular in the Southwest. Just wait until they find out about Westworld.

Minnesota is alone in loving Fuller House the mostest.

Some good old fashioned family fun.


Men kicked out of Uber by homophobic driver who didn't want 'gay stuff' in his car.

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Well, this is a fine how do you do: a group of four gay men in London were kicked out of an Uber after two men exchanged a kiss on the cheek in the backseat. The homophobic driver, who'd picked the men up from a very well-known gay nightclub called Heaven, allegedly said he didn't want "gay stuff" in his car, and demanded the men get out before even reaching their destination. As you can imagine, that didn't exactly earn him a five-star rating.

One of the four men, 20-year-old PaulHanafin from Essex, told The Daily Mail,

We were all shocked. . . You don't expect that sort of homophobia in London in this day and age. It was literally a peck on the cheek between two of my friends to say thank you for coming out to celebrate their birthday.

Hmm, the driver's actions seem a bit…extreme, no?

Hanafin continued,

We had just been chatting away about what a good night we'd had but this totally spoiled it. We had to get a bus the rest of the way. He'd just picked us up from a gay club so it wouldn't have been hard for him to guess we were gay before he accepted the journey. Heaven is one of the most famous gay clubs in Europe. We had such a good time and all of a sudden the driver just turned cold on us.

He said: "You're not doing that in my car." We were a bit shocked by it. I said: "Excuse me?"

I could maybe understand it if they were snogging but they were only holding hands and had a peck on the cheek. We were laughing because we thought it was a joke but he kept telling us it wasn't funny.

He got dead serious and told us to get out. He told us he didn't want any "gay stuff" in his car. It was so disgusting and so rude.

Hanafin added, "Why should we hide who we are? When he kicked us out I had no idea where we were, our phone batteries were dying, and it was about 4am."

The men complained to Uber, and at least the company came through for them, even though their first driver didn't. A spokesperson for Uber told the Daily Mail that "immediate action" had been taken against the driver, but didn't give specifics, due to "privacy" concerns. Of Uber, Hanafin said,

To be fair, they were outraged too and were really helpful. They are a modern, international company and dealt with it really well. They gave us a full refund. If if hadn't been for their positive response, I would not be using them again. This was probably just one bad egg.

That's one hell of a bad egg. That is actually a terrible, homophobic egg. That's the kind of egg that makes people want to be vegan.

Spotify really wants President Obama to come work for them after he leaves office.

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As President Obama prepares to leave office in the next couple weeks, questions are being raised as to what he might be planning to do once he no longer occupies the White House. There's no question our fearless leader/cool dad will have countless job offers, but Spotify is hoping he comes to work for them.

Last week, Obama joked with a former Swedish ambassador about his upcoming unemployment. "I'm waiting for my job at Spotify," he said, "cuz I know ya'll loved my playlist."

(What he's referring to is his sexy summer playlist, and yes, EVERYONE LOVED IT.)

Spotify took his joke to heart. The company's founder and CEO tweeted at President Obama on Monday, alerting him to a new job that had been posted on Spotify's career site: President of Playlists.

You can read the full job description on Spotify's website. I have to say, it seems like they tailored it specifically to President Obama. (One of the qualifications is "at least eight years experience running a highly-regarded nation.") Regular civilians need not apply.

I am still sad to see our ever-charming, ever-hilarious Commander in Chief leave office, but I guess if he's not busy running our country, I definitely want him making our playlists.

Thanks, morning coffee, for being there even when I wake up at noon.

Madonna says she's 'oppressed' because she loves dating younger men.

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Madonna gave a killer interview to Harper's Bazaar this month, in which the 58-year-old music icon dished on a wide range of topics, from her response to the Trump win, to her love of clowns (yes), to her "unconventional" dating history.

ICYMI: Madonna is known for dating younger men (she was most recently linked to a 25-year-old British model). And though personally my thoughts are "GET IT, GIRL!" apparently not everyone is on board with her preferences. She even said her dating choices have made people "uncomfortable," and that the criticism she's received for it amounts to "oppression."

Stay controversial, Madonna!

"I’ve always felt oppressed," said the singer. "I know a lot of people would go, ‘Oh, that’s ridiculous for you to say that. You’re a successful white, wealthy pop star,’ but I’ve had the shit kicked out of me for my entire career, and a large part of that is because I’m female and also because I refuse to live a conventional life."

By "unconventional," she means in the Mrs. Robinson sense. “I’ve created a very unconventional family," she said. "I have lovers who are three decades younger than me. This makes people very uncomfortable. I feel like everything I do makes people feel really uncomfortable.”

This is someone who exploded the minds of an entire generation in the early '90s by wearing a pointy bra, so I can't argue that she hasn't made a few people uncomfortable. It's part of what makes her a legend.

Speaking of legendary: when asked about the recent election, Madonna said she was praying desperately for a Hillary win."We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only," she recalls.

She described election night as a "horror show" which she now relives every day. "I wake up and I go, 'Wait a second. Donald Trump is the president. It's not a bad dream. It really happened,'" she said. "It's like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare." Stars: just like us!

Speaking of nightmares: did you know Madonna is obsessed with clowns? "I'm obsessed with clowns and what they represent and the idea that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, but inevitably they're hiding something," she told Harper's. "That's how I look at my life."

To be "obsessed" with clowns and then admit that you are a clown is probably the most Madonna thing ever. God bless Her Madgesty.

Pics or it didn't happen: This mom delivered her own baby via C-section.

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This week in: I can't believe what I'm about to see, we bring you Sarah Toyer, the woman who delivered her own baby via C-section.

Those cheeks.

Don't worry, despite how this headline sounds, this isn't a horrifying story of a woman getting too handy with the gardening shears. According to Sarah Toyer's post on Facebook, she had to luck out with a surgeon who would allow her to participate in a "maternal assisted c-section."

(Warning: graphic images below suitable only for moms or other very strong people.)

"Yes I delivered my son during my fourth cesarean."

Woah.

"This was the moment I welcomed our fourth baby into the world. Yes I delivered my son during my fourth cesarean," 24-year-old Sarah Toyer writes.

When I discovered I was pregnant I was determined to have a maternal assisted c-section! I talked to every midwife, doctor, and surgeon about what I wanted to do, but they all said it would depend on the surgeon on call that day.

So, when the day came along we waited 8 hours at the hospital, then I was standing there next to the surgeon scrubbing up just as she was. Maybe half an hour later I was lying on the operating table watching my son's head being pulled from my womb. I reached down and put my hands under his arms and lifted the rest of him out of my own body. It was the most incredible thing I have ever done.

"This was the moment I welcomed our fourth baby into the world. Yes I delivered my son during my fourth cesarean. When I...

Posted by Birth Without Fear on Wednesday, January 4, 2017

She pulled him out from under the arms right there on the operating table. This adds a whole new level to "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

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