Dr. Pimple Popper recently celebrated a YouTube milestone: her dermatology videos have now been viewed a whopping ONE BILLION times. Hopefully, this will quiet every commenter who's ever moaned, "Who actually watches this stuff?" (It won't.) But thankfully for all us loyal popaholics, Dr. Lee isn't slowing down. In fact, she marked the happy occasion by uploading a special video, featuring 20 minutes of highlights from some of her most popular videos. It's a veritable bacchanal of skin.

Thank you, Dr. Lee, for all you've given us. And special thanks to her patients, for agreeing to be filmed for some reason.

The management of Level Nightclub in Bolton, U.K., recently received a text from a patron that was so weird, so skeezy, and so dumb, they had no choice but to share it on Facebook. Apparently, one of their regulars was fed up with accidentally running into his girlfriend's dad there, and asked if the 37-year-old could be banned, so that he wouldn't have to constantly look over his shoulder while he was hitting on other women. Needless to say, it didn't go well for him.

Here's a closeup of the texts:

Although he's certainly a lowlife, this guy's charming Northern dialect almost makes his request seem less offensive.

JK, he's a tool.

People have done ridiculous things on the job (more ridiculous than going to this beloved humor site for a pleasant distraction from the horrors and ennui of this era), gifting their coworkers with hilarious stories. Reddit delivered on a request to share the stupidest fire-worthy offenses they've seen, and wow, people can be pretty damn dumb.

1. A fake stroke of genius.

New guy, around 20 yrs old or so, called in sick saying he thinks he had a stroke. Since he lived across the street from the store where we worked, we all then stood and watched through the store's glass door as he packed up his truck with beach gear and drove off with his girlfriend. Fired the next day. -MachineGunTeacher

2. A new chapter of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet.

I had an employee lock another employee in a closet one time. The person that was trapped called the police from inside the closet. It was quite an HR nightmare. -racord360

3. Taste test.

Had a server drink out of the customer's Dr.Pepper and Coke to see which was which....in front of them... -Zeke219

4. Choose a better hooky hideaway.

I was assistant manager at a restaurant for a while and one of the newer bussers had called in 3 times in his first two weeks. He called in on Saturday telling me he was deathly sick and couldn't even get out of bed.

Around 9pm after the dinner rush one of my servers ask me to go check on table 42. I turn the corner and there is the 'sick' busser stoned out of his mind with two buddies eating. -Half_Past_Five

5. Tantrum Lady had a Ross Gellar moment.

Not me, but my boss.

Boss had to fire a lady in our office because she lost her "marbles" when someone ate her bagel from the fridge. She literally had a tantrum, like a toddler. Also, the girl who ate it, ate it by mistake. She thought it was a bagel from the office breakfast we had earlier that same morning (it was in the same packaging as the office stuff). Now, I absolutely hate it when people eat my lunch, but the girl who ate the bagel profusely apologized. Even stated she would go and buy her a new one right on the spot. But tantrum lady couldn't let it go. So, that ended up being her last night. -kt20871936

6. Smoke away the evidence.

Used to be a supervisor at a big store in college. Other supervisor overhears an employee telling someone he has a joint in his pocket for later. My boss calls the employee into the back office to discuss with HR. HR rep asks him if he does indeed have pot. Response????? "Nope, I smoked it already." Almost died laughing. -PigeonBeans

7. The party was worth it.

Called in sick so he can attend the company's Christmas party. -DarthVenti

8. Pitches for an Office reboot:

2 employees hooked up on camera, then tried to delete the footage

Employee brought a gun to work & kept it in his work area

Assistant mgr watched porn on a work computer, crashed the whole property system

Bartender walked a "barfly" out to her car; stayed for half an hour to get "serviced"

2 employees stole food from freezer, had cookout & invited staff, including an asst mgr. -StefWithAnF

9. Pinot Grigio or GTFO.

I had a server tell a customer he was "a pussy" for ordering white Zinfandel. -knotclever1

10. The old Idaho goodbye.

During my first real dev job, the company I was working for tried to implement a bunch of things to improve efficiency and employee satisfaction. Two interesting programs they implemented were 'work from home' and agile development, along with the requisite bullpens (shared team areas). What this basically meant is that we only had to show up in the office for core hours (4 hours) 3 days a week, and the rest of time we could work in shared areas, restaurants, parks, home - you name it. Sometimes, if you couldn't be at core hours, you would just dial in. We were young and excited and dedicated, so the core team really got a lot of good work done with this model.

About two weeks after we started, our scrum master casually mentioned 'Has anyone seen Phil?' Phil was a quiet guy, and he was still answering emails and IM, so it took us a while to agree that no-one had actually seen him in a long time. She called him from the speakerphone in the bull-pen, and as God is my witness, here is the call that took place:

• Boss: Hey Phil! What's up?

• Phil: Hey Boss - not much, what's up with you?

• Boss: Hey, we were just noticing we hadn't seen you much lately. You ever coming back in for core hours?

• Phil: ...Probably not...

• Boss: Oh... why is that?

• Phil: Because I moved to Idaho.

• Boss: ...But Phil, we're in DC?

• Phil: I know.

• Boss: Why didn't you tell us you wanted to move to Idaho?

• Phil: Oh. Because I knew you wouldn't let me. -AtlantaPesto

There are only two days left until Donald Trump becomes President of the United States, and what better way to celebrate the possible end of America than with a beautiful cake? Well you know what they say, calories don't count when you are the leader of the free world. Although it is not clear if The Donald himself got a slice of the confection, one thing is for sure—Trump kids really love it. Ivanka Trump posed next to it for a picture on her Instagram.

While son Donald Jr. tweeted this weirdly obvious message along side a picture of the dessert.

"I've seen bday & wedding cakes but this is the coolest cake I've seen in a while..."

Yes...we, too, have seen birthday and wedding cakes. Among many others.

Honestly, they're not wrong. That's a pretty good looking cake, and they even went as far as to get the little details right, like Trump's red tie being way too long. We do have to say, though, that they were more than forgiving with frosting Trump's physique and chiseled jaw line.

Anyway, Trump's inauguration cake is thankfully much less frightening than his election day cake, except for the fact that this cake is to celebrate his becoming POTUS, in which case it's actually a lot scarier.

No word on if this cake was a gift or was commissioned, or if this is what the 45th President will be eating the night of the inauguration. We have to say, if this is the official inauguration day cake, it is definitely a lot less grand than we have come to expect from a man who literally lives in a golden tower. Additionally, no one has credited the baker of cake, probably because they will most likely be boycotted by anti-Trump folk for making it.

When you think Miley Cyrus, you think of her signature platinum-blonde pixie-cut.

But as of an Instagram pic she posted yesterday, its official...

Miley is going back to her roots.

The blonde hair that helped annex her from her Hannah Montana persona is on the way out, and her natural brown locks are coming back in.

From the looks of that root length, she's been working on this for almost a year. How could we not have noticed?

Probably because Cyrus has kept those locks locked up in pony tails.

Or maybe we've just been too busy obsessing over her adorable relationship with Liam Hemsworth.

Two women who own rival car washes in a city in China had had it up to here with each other and things got messy. According to witnesses, the two women were fighting over customers when they started attacking and spraying each other with water hoses, Newsflare reports.

Just as you would expect a battle between car wash bosses to go down, everyone, and everything, got soaked.

Also, it was 40 degrees that day. So these women are truly warriors.

Thanks to an onlooker filming it, we can watch the whole soggy spectacle here:

The worst part is how many dudes are probably enjoying this a little too much. These are two powerful businesswomen at work, you sickos! We can't have equality until women are willing to be fierce business-owners, go after their goals, and spray their competition with a water hose.

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Sheryl Sandberg meant by "lean in."

On Wednesday, NBC announced that it has officially ordered a limited 10-episode revival of their beloved TV show, Will & Grace. That sound you hear is hearts exploding with happiness all around the world.

According to EW, the network made the announcement on Wednesday at the Television Critics Association’s press tour, with NBC Entertainment Chairman Robert Greenblatt saying,

We’re thrilled that one of the smartest, funniest, and most defining comedies in NBC history is coming back. This groundbreaking series for everything from gay rights to social and political commentary—all disguised as a high-speed train of witty pop culture—is coming back where it belongs.

The show, which will air in the 2017-2018 season, will feature the same cast (Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Sean Hayes, and Megan Mullally).

It gets better—Max Mutchnick and David Kohan, the show's original creators, will be the showrunners and executive produce, and James Burrows, the director of every episode of the show in all eight seasons (1998 to 2006), is reportedly going to direct these episodes (as well as executive produce).

Will they start from where it officially ended, with best friends Will and Grace ran into each other while moving their kids into college (after a falling out that apparently lasted for years) or will it just be the same old gang, like the election special they did recently?

At the press event, Mutchnik added, “Dave [Kohan] and I are absolutely thrilled about the opportunity to write what Will, Grace, Jack and Karen are thinking about in 2017.” And fans everywhere are thrilled about the opportunity to watch their revival.

Stop everything: According toIn Touch Weekly, Amal Clooney—human rights lawyer, wife of George Clooney, and stunningly gorgeous human—is pregnant.

Of course, take it all with a grain of salt because the Clooneys have yet to make any official announcement. Alas, it is being reported that a source close to the couple told In Touch that Amal is pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl.

"When George and Amal found out it was twins they were surprised, but also a little scared because they both had said that one was enough. But the news that it was a boy and a girl made them both really happy. They feel like they’ve hit the family jackpot," claims the unidentified source.

The source added, "They’re having so much fun looking at all the latest baby gadgets and getting everything ready for the twins. They’re going to be such amazing parents."

Rumors were only perpetuated when Amal Clooney—gasp!—dared step out in a semi-loose fitting outfit while visiting Davos, Switzerland this week.

In Touch claims that Amal Clooney has had to overcome her fear of needles for IVF treatments she has been enduring since the summer in order to conceive. This is all especially surprising since her hubs has been pretty outspoken about not really wanting kids.

The Daily Mail got even more specific with their reporting on Amal Clooney's alleged pregnancy, saying that the two want to name their son "Nicholas" but have not revealed a choice for girl's name (well, they have not revealed the pregnancy either, so...). The Mail also claim that the couple has already begun outfitting their $15 million dollar home in Sonning, Berkshire with an entire "baby wing," complete with "baby spa," library and "mini baby pool." I have no idea what half those things actually are.

The very private 38-year-old lawyer and 55-year-old actor wed in 2014 and have made no public announcements about a plans to start a family. We are skeptical, but 2017 could be the year we see these two very good looking humans make two very good-looking babies! Just make sure you get a gate for that "mini baby pool."

It's getting to be that time, people—President Obama is leaving the White House. Wednesday afternoon Obama held his final press conference, which unsurprisingly was a little more sane than the one Donald Trump held last week, and probably the ones we can expect from him in the future, too.

Here are some of the funniest and most insightful reactions to the press conference from all the Twitter-ers.

Twitter user @wolfyneyda is a 21-year-old Moroccan-American with a mischievous streak. She recently decided to prank her devoutly Muslim mother by texting her that she had gotten a tattoo while drunk (both big no-nos in Islam). Her mom responded as she expected, but moreso. Almost immediately, this prank spiraled wildly out of control.

If you thought it ended there, you could not have been more wrong.

Dang, she threw her shoe? That's Bush-level rage.

At this point, you may have assumed Neyda would try and stay off her mom's sh*t list for a while. But within days, her fashion choices started the cycle all over again.

Neyda's mom says she's sending her back to Morocco so often, you might think it's an empty threat. But once again, you'd be wrong.

And even though she's no longer in the US, the fact that her tweets went viral has put her in the crosshairs of the "Make America Great Again" crowd. She returned to Twitter to out one racist troll who won't leave her alone.

She sure is.

On January 20th, the American experiment will boil over into an explosive magma as the country inaugurates its first orange and last ever president, one Donald J. Trump. Between calling the news that his approval rating is the lowest-ever of any incoming president "fake news," and attacking CNN and appearing on it, Trump sat down to write his inaugural address.

Oh yes, that is a convincing pose of a writer deep in thought.

Twitter guessed what he's really hiding on that paper. If only it was his tax returns.

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We all have had our fair share of awkward online dating interactions, and Saturday Night Live star Michael Che is no exception.

A woman Che was texting recently called him "arrogant" and a "D-list" on her podcast after their online dating text exchange didn't go as well as she had hoped. Leah McSweeney (who is the founder of fashion line Married to the Mob) claimed on last week's episode of her podcast "Improper Etiquite" that Che was a "disrepectful woman hater."

“Why are you on a dating app if you hate women? Literally, you’ve never met me and you’re texting me like I’m a stupid bitch … texting me and being mad rude," she said. "He kept just texting me, going, 'I’m fat. Does that turn you on?' And I’m like, ‘you’re fat? I think I’ve seen you and you’re not fat, OK.'"

But the texts, which were released to Page Six, seem to tell a slightly different story. After a few pages of your typical preliminary "making-small-talk" texts (which TBH, Michael Che didn't seem super into), McSweeney is persistent in trying to keep the conversation going. (For some context, Che jokingly called himself fat in a previous text.)

Apparently Che wasn't giving enough of a reaction to McSweeney's new profile pic.

Let's see what happens after Michael Che informs her that he doesn't want to go on a date.

As if this wasn't bad enough, don't worry. She makes sure to plug her podcast.

Online dating is hard, you guys. Even for SNL stars like Michael Che. You can read all 15 pages of the crazy texts over on Page Six.

A brand-new viral video is showing the world what a true daredevil exterminator looks like. Without any poisons, special equipment, or safety precautions, this crazy man utterly destroys a yellow jacket nest and all of its inhabitants. And not only does it take him mere seconds, but he doesn't get stung once. Before you watch, we must warn you: please please please do not try this at home.

But if you do try it at home, send us the tape. Once you get out of the hospital.

Today in: "People on Tinder are crazy," we present to you this 29-year-old woman who straight up lost her mind when a man she never met canceled their date.

Her profile pic suggests she wants you to have a "Happy Saturday," but don't be fooled! As Imgur user brianfr82recently found out, the second her confidence is shaken, she will summon the demons of hell and set fire to all you hold dear.

This insane woman was friendly enough to exchange numbers with Brian, but it went downhill quickly from there.

"We can meet tonight yeah?"

I actually just made other plans. I didn't think i was going to hear back from you. Sorry.

And that was all it took to incur the fury of a 29-year-old woman scorned. What comes next is a torrent of insults, horrendous slurs, and incredibly transparent insecurity.

"You're so ugly why would you mess up an opportunity w me?"

Ugh, terrible.

You'd think she was done, but then she goes for one more, this time, Brian says, from a different phone number.

"I needed to use you as a backup for free drinks."

This isn't the first time we've seen someone go off the deep end because a complete stranger lost interest, but it is the first time we've seen it go down before they've ever had a chance to meet.

Fortunately, considering how Brian's unread text count goes from 14 to 16 during this ordeal, we can expect he has plenty of other options to keep himself busy.

Actress Abigail Breslin took to social media today to defend her friendship with Tiffany Trump after commenters were "horrible and disgusting" to them both on Instagram last night.

Breslin posted a photo of her hanging out with Trump's daughter Tiffany, aka The One Who Is Not Ivanka, at a birthday dinner for their mutual friend:

Breslin's followers lashed out against her in the comments section, calling her horrible names, like "Trump supporter."

And the Little Miss Sunshine star won't stand for it. She took to Twitter earlier today with a stern message for the haters:

She wrote:

ALRIGHT Everyone commenting mean shit on my last insta, I have known Tiff for years she's a beautiful soul and regardless of ur Political views, do not take it out on her it is completely unfair.

Also I would like to ask every single person on here how they'd feel if they were persecuted solely based on the actions of their parents.

She also posted the message on Instagram, so you KNOW she's serious:

She wrote:

To everyone who’s being horrible and disgusting to me rn [right now], I didn’t vote for trump. It’s none of anyone’s business, but I didn’t. However, it is honestly disgusting of people to be so cruel about tiff who is a wonderful and kind person.

Breslin makes a good point. It's not Tiffany's fault that her dad is an egomaniacal nightmare who may drive America into the ground, so let's leave her alone. Also, she's his least favorite daughter and for all we know, she hates him too.

Plus, blondes have to stick together. It's not easy being this much fun.

Over MLK weekend, President-elect Trump made the mistake of attacking one of the most iconic leaders of the civil rights movement, Representative John Lewis, calling him "all talk, talk, talk - no action or results." In fact, Lewis is known as one of the "big six" of the civil rights movement, and his activism resulted in his arrest and poor treatment on many occasions, all for the rights of black Americans. Then, to continue his fight, he entered Congress in 1987. Naturally, people were angry and upset at Trump's display of what could either be ignorance about the civil rights movement, or flagrant lies and denial of important history.

Well, if that's what Trump thinks of the civil rights movement and some of its most important figures, clearly he has a skewed perception of history. It's almost too disorienting a mental exercise to attempt to see the world through Trump's eyes, but that is exactly what Twitter has done. Because if Trump is going to create a revisionist history, you can be sure that the internet will beat him at his own game. Take a look through some of the best tweets, written in Trump's voice, and imagine you're sitting in a university lecture hall, learning some of the most important moments in our country's history from one of the most ill-informed men to ever take the White House. And then realize you can't even wake up from the nightmare because it's reality.

Wednesday night brought the 2017 People's Choice Awards, hosted by Joel "The Soup" McHale and featuring performances from Blake Shelton and Fifth Harmony (now with 20 percent fewer members). While all the attendees looked beautiful (probably because they are beautiful), some of their style choices were overall very "huh" and "um" with the occasional "why?" thrown in.

Here are the worst dressed celebrities of the night (i.e. the uninformed fashion judgments of a person sitting at home on a cat hair-covered couch, wiping Frito grease onto ripped sweatpants).

1. Priyanka Chopra

Priyanka Chopra is gorgeous and that salmon pink color is wonderful, but it looks a little bit like she just got her skirt caught in a paper shredder.

2. Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell's silver vintage pantsuit is going to be all over every best dressed list, and while I love the fabric and cut, the frilly bra cups on this one are just too different from the rest of it. It looks like her boobs are in baking cups (not in a good way).

3. Lori Loughlin

I love the print (who doesn't love a good black floral?) but the cut of Lori Loughlin's dress is criminal. The accordion pleats makes her look like a bedskirt. Great shoes, though.

4. Blake Lively

5. Jodie Sweetin

6. Victoria Justice

7. Jamie Chung