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Steve Carell is playing with our fragile little hearts.

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In a world filled with fake news and in a country where Donald Trump will be the President by this weekend, the very last thing we need is Steve Carell getting our hopes up for no good reason. Because we are clinging to any good news we can get right now, damn it, even if that good news is word of an unlikely reboot of one of the most iconic workplace comedies to appear on TV in the last 20 years.

Carell is straight up toying with our fragile little hearts for his own entertainment. Is it so wrong for us to want to believe? Must we be punished for having hope?

Carell tweeted that The Office was returning on Wednesday afternoon at 1pm. What could have possibly inspired such a cruel trick? Maybe he hadn't had lunch yet and he was hangry. Or maybe he had eaten lunch, but it was an unsatisfying salad he made at home and brought to work in a Tupperware, and he was feeling unprecedented amounts of self loathing. Or maybe it's that we live in a society where lies run rampant, nobody is to be trusted, and the most powerful act out of shameless self-preservation at the expense of the disenfranchised, and Carell just got a taste of the sweet, sweet nectar of anarchy. Regardless, this is how he let us know it was all just a goof:

Wow. Was it worth it, Steve?


Will Melania Trump be able to find a fashion designer to dress her for the inauguration?

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As the inauguration draws ever-nearer, the list of fashion designers who have refused to work with the future First Lady continues to grow, Marie Claire reports. Which has all of us wondering: is Melania Trump going to say "screw it," run to the nearest Marshall's at the very last minute, and grab a random dress off the sale rack without trying it on, just like we do in times of poor planning and emotional distress?

Oh sure, like Melania would deign to shop at a Marshall's. I get it. (Though honestly you can actually get some good deals there if you're willing to deal with the overwhelming nature of the store and know how to sift through a lot of last year's Ralph Lauren line to find the gems.) But the gal is not rolling in the options right now. Here are a few quotes from the mounting list of designers who are not on pins and needles (haha, see what I did there) waiting to be asked to dress our future FLOTUS.

"I will not participate in dressing or associate myself in any way with the next First Lady" - Sophie Theallet, in an open letter.

I don't think it's right. The values of this administration do not comply with the values of who I feel we are as a nation." - Naeem Khan, in the AP. Khan has dressed Michelle Obama nearly 20 times.

"I just, I can't. I was 110 percent behind the other candidate for very, very specific reasons, was brokenhearted about the results, and am no less brokenhearted now than I was then. Voluntarily, I will not." - Timo Weiland, to The Cut.

And that's just a sampling. After all that, is there anyone who is willing to dress her? WWDreports that two designers have allegedly agreed: Karl Lagerfeld and Ralph Lauren. So there's the twist. She won't be wearing last season's Ralph Lauren collection from the sale rack at Marshall's, she'll be wearing this season's.

The best dressed celebrities at the 2017 People's Choice Awards.

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The People's Choice Awards are literally popularity contests—but they don't seem to make anyone feel left out. Ellen DeGeneres had a big night, winning her 20th People's Choice Award and breaking the existing record. Even the celebrities who didn't win still had the fun of dressing up and hitting the red carpet.

Here are the very best dressed celebrities from the 2017 People's Choice Awards.

1. Ruby Rose

From top to bottom, Ruby Rose's outfit was utter red hot perfection.

2. Blake Lively

Yes, she looks a bit like the fringe on a rug, but in a good way.

3. Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez's dress looks like the fashionable version of wearing a chandelier.

4. Melissa McCarthy

This is how you do a black floral.

5. Peyton List

This dress is perfect for her and is also making me long for spring.

6. Yara Shahidi

What is the gorgeous French clown madness going on with Yara Shahidi's dress?

The 10 best Instagrams from the People's Choice Awards.

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The 2017 People's Choice Awards were held in Los Angeles on Wednesday night, and with it, more TV and movie stars than you can shake a stick at. But don't shake sticks at stars, they tend not to like it.

And with stars come cameras and with cameras come Instagrams.

Here are 10 of the best celebrity Instagrams from the ceremony.

1. Arianna Grande

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2. Cheryl Burke

3. Jordana Brewster

Primping @marcusrfrancis @nikkilawson_makeup @katiebofsegal

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4. Mayim Bialik

I love these 2 ( @themelissarauch and Simon who has no Instagram). @peopleschoice #pcas #peopleschoiceawards

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5. Kristen Bell

6. Candace Cameron Bure

7. Lori Loughlin

Photobombed by a couple of cuties. @peopleschoice #peopleschoiceawards

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8. Sofia Vergara

Its mine!!! Gracias @peopleschoice gracias to all my fans!!❤️❤️❤️

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9. Kevin Hart

In @therock voice "Hardest Workers In The Room" #BoxOfficeKillers #Brothers #peopleschoiceawards2017

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10. Blake Lively

Throwback Thursday is my favorite excuse to avoid the present.

Donald Trump's Inauguration: What time is the pre-inauguration concert?

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Next to an alien spaceship landing in Washington, there's without question no bigger event in the country this week than the the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump. We can of course expect round-the-clock coverage from just about every TV new station and web outlet with probably a good chunk of that coverage on the performances.

Whether you plan on re-watching old YouTube clips of Beyonce singing at Barack Obama's second inauguration in 2013 or you're a really, really big Lee Greenwood fan -- here's the 411 on when and where to watch.

Voices of the People concert

When: Thursday, January 19th 10:35 a.m. EST

Where: The Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C.

Who's performing: This concert will include groups selected among applicants from around the country and will include various marching bands such as: DC Fire Department Emerald Society Pipes and Drums, King’s Academy Honor Choir, the Republican Hindu Coalition, Montgomery Area High School Marching Band, Marlana Van Hoose, Maury NJROTC Color Guard, Pride of Madawaska, Webelos Troop 177, Northern Middle School Honors Choir, American Tap Company, South Park and District Pipe Band, Everett High School Viking Marching Band, TwirlTasTix Baton Twirling, and Celtic United Pipes and Drums.

Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration

When: Thursday, January 19th 4-6 p.m. EST

Where: The Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C.

Watch it: You can stream the concert via ABC News here and it will also be broadcast on C-Span.

Who's performing: Country singer Lee Greenwood, rock band 3 Doors Down, country singer Toby Keith, The Piano Guys, DJ RaviDrums and The Frontmen of Country, featuring Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart and Richie McDonald. Actor Jon Voight is also expected to speak, and singers Chrisette Michele, Travis Greene and Jonathan McReynolds have been rumored to be on the bill.

This will be the fourth time "God Bless the USA" singer Lee Greenwood has sung at a presidential inauguration. He previously sang at the ceremonies for President Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush.

The concert noticeably doesn't have the star power of Barack Obama's inauguration which attracted such A-list star power as Kelly Clarkson, U2, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, but comparisons are dismissed by Boris Epshteyn, director of communications for the Inaugural Committee. "This is not Woodstock," Epshteyn told CNN. "It's not summer jam. It's not a concert."

Country singer Toby Keith who's appearance was announced just last Friday, defended his decision to perform against those criticizing his participation in the inauguration. “I don’t apologize for performing for our country or military,” Keith said in a statement to Entertainment Weekly. “I performed at events for previous presidents [George W.] Bush and [Barack] Obama and over 200 shows in Iraq and Afghanistan for the USO.”

Unlike Keith, a number of high profile artists ranging from Garth Brooks to Elton John and KISS turned down invitations.

The actual swearing in of President-elect Trump will take place on Friday, January 20th at 11:30 a.m. EST and include the Radio City Rockettes and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.​ America's Got Talent winner Jackie Evancho will sing the National Anthem. It will be broadcast by all major network stations and news outlets (ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, Fox News, CNN, C-Span.)

Late night hosts had a field day with Betsy DeVos's grizzly bear comments.

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Betsey DeVos, Donald Trump's pick for Education Secretary, is getting a ton of attention for the things she said (and didn't say) at her Senate confirmation hearing on Tuesday. Though Democrats and Republicans battled it out about spending, expansion and privatization, people on both sides of the coin pretty much agree that the weirdest thing the Michigan billionaire said during the hearing was that guns should be allowed in some schools just in case there is a grizzly bear attack.

Well, needless to say, late night television show hosts had a field day with Devos's bizarre bear comments, and couldn't resist poking fun at the controversial conservative.

James Corden of The Late Late Show joked that DeVos might think that the "right to bear arms" has something to do with actual bears. He also suggested that a much safer way to prevent a bear attack on students would simply be just to lock the door.

Jimmy Kimmel brought up a good point when he said that maybe dealing with the bears is more in Sarah Palin's wheelhouse.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert even did a sketch of what actually went down when a grizzly entered the school DeVos referenced, Wapati Grade School, in Wyoming.

Seriously, the jokes just write themselves at this point.

Michelle Obama tweets some very charming PDA for her husband as they leave the White House.

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Oh her birthday on Tuesday, Barack Obama shared a sweet couples' photo with the first lady, Michelle Obama, along with a sugary message.

"To the girl from the South Side who took on a role she didn't ask for and made it her own: Happy Birthday, Michelle. I love you."

On Wednesday, with the clock mercilessly ticking towards the inauguration on Friday, Michelle Obama repaid her husband's sentimental message with one of her own.

Her photo's a little more prestigious than the back of the golf cart, but it's got every bit as much feeling. Here's the power couple surveying the Washington Monument from a balcony at the White House.

"Being your First Lady has been the honor of a lifetime," wrote Mrs. Obama. "From the bottom of my heart, thank you."

What very presidential PDA. Their daughters are probably still embarrassed.


Dr. Pimple Popper takes on a cyst filled with a neat little cheese curd.

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Who's ready for another yummy disgusting Dr. Pimple Popper video? This time, the internet's favorite dermatologist, whose real name is Dr. Sandra Lee, is taking on a cyst on a patient's back, the contents of which come out like a little chunk of fresh mozzarella. Who's hungry?

This is an epidermoid cyst, which are typically harmless, have no symptoms, and can occur just about anywhere. According to Dr. Lee's extremely popular YouTube page, Dr. Pimple Popper, the filling of the cyst are "mostly composed of macerated keratin (wet skin cells), which creates this 'cheesy' consistency, and there can be a pungent odor." Mmmmm! Cheesy pungence!

Dr. Pimple Popper is as chipper as always, talking about how "excited" she is to "get it out of the hole." We should all love our jobs as much as this doctor. She is a pleasure and a treat, as is the satisfied/horrified feeling I get from watching these damn popping videos.

Have you ever noticed these 'Easter eggs' that connect every Pixar movie?

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Pixar fans have long speculated that all movies created by the animation studio are connected, but now Disney has released definitive proof. The official Toy Story Facebook page released a video entitled "Pixar Easter Eggs," and it shows the little details that connect all the movies. Check it out below.

Still, diehard fans are quick to point out that there are still a few Easter eggs that the video missed.

The video doesn't confirm the popular Pixar fan theory that all of the movies exist in one universe, but it does prove that there are small elements that adjoin all the films. It just goes to show that the folks over at Pixar have weaved a complex web, and put as much thought into the details as they do the big picture.

Samantha Bee rips Kellyanne Conway, 'the soulless Machiavellian despot America deserves.'

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As one of America's two best female late night hosts (and one of America's only two female late night hosts), Samantha Bee dedicates time in her program to celebrate women of note. Wednesday night, Bee inaugurated "omnipresent spokescobra" Kellyanne Conway to the Great Feminists in Feminism Herstory Hall of Lady Fame, for being the first woman to pull off the remarkable feat of being the first woman to lead a winning campaign for an admitted sexual predator who thinks women should be punished for abortions. Congrats!

The takedown is refreshingly honest and understandable, unlike anything Conway says on TV. While Bee did call out Conway for her enabling of her boss, she didn't attack her feminist cred.

After a montage of Conway's masterful deflections of questions and criticism of the Pussy Grabber-in-Chief, Bee asked the ultimate question: Why isn't she president instead of Trump?

"Kellyanne is the soulless, Machiavellian despot America deserves, not this undisciplined Hobbit-handed omnishambles," Bee says.

"You’re the one with super powers. You changed history, and also possibly ended it. So Kellyanne, welcome to the Hall of Fame. If you’d like to pick up your award, it’ll be behind our studio, in the alley where women will be getting their abortions a year from now. Thanks for everything.”

'The Bachelor' contestant Corinne is not pleased that someone started a GoFundMe for her nanny.

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Anyone who is keeping up with this season of The Bachelor would probably agree that the person everyone is rooting for the most so far is contestant Corinne's nanny, Raquel. One fan is rooting for Raquel so hard that they started a GoFundMe to "free" her from working for Corinne. Needless to say, Corinne was none too pleased.

For those unfamiliar (though it is unfathomable to me that anyone could possibly resist watching The Bachelor), Corinne is 24 years old, labels herself a "serious businesswoman," and still has a nanny.

Raquel the nanny is very important to Corinne. In a recent episode of The Bachelor, Corinne lamented to the other girls how much she misses her nanny, saying:

Raquel, like, keeps my life together, OK? She makes sure that my bed is made every morning, makes my cucumber and my, like, vegetable slices for lunch. She makes me lemon salad. She knows exactly how much oil, lemon and garlic salt I like… I have tried so many times to make cheese pasta, and I can’t make cheese pasta like her.

Aren't we all just trying to find someone who will make us cheese pasta?

Anyway, one concerned fan of The Bachelor decided to take it upon themselves to start a GoFundMe page called #FreeRaquel2K17, presumably to help the nanny escape Corinne's clutches and start her own life, free from making beds and slicing cucumbers. The GoFundMe reads:

See, Miss Olympios comes from wealth and considers herself a “serious business owner”, she helps her daddy run their multi-million-dollar company while trying to juggle a pretty much non-existing modeling career. Raquel deserves better, we can only hope that she doesn’t already suffer from Stockholm syndrome from living under Miss Oympios. Let’s all help Raquel get a better job, to get back on her own two feet. Let’s help #FreeRaquel.

It should also be noted that the GoFundMe page refers to Corinne's nanny as "America's most beloved woman." (I mean, Corinne can't argue with that.)

Word of the GoFundMe page quickly spread amongst fans of The Bachelor, and soon reached Corinne herself. She was PISSED. Corinne posted about the page on Instagram, telling whoever created it to cut it out.

The caption reads:

This is not a joke anymore someone took this way too far and is trying to make money for themselves... Raquel is not a slave and my family and I treat her like part of the family. Leave it alone already it's getting old. Grow up. #raquelisfree #celebnanny

So far, the GoFundMe has only reached $125 of it's $100,000 goal since it launched on Monday. But, if we're being honest, the hilarity of the situation is priceless.

Regardless of whether or not Raquel is truly unhappy in her position as Corinne's nanny, there's no question that she's the hero of this season of The Bachelor. Honestly, I hope Nick picks her at the end.

Ivanka Trump has finally addressed those first lady rumors.

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There's something shady about suggesting that Ivanka Trump, Donald's eldest daughter, would be the president's "surrogate first lady."

Donald Trump has engaged in some over-the-top proud father comments, like his much mocked"if she weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her" one. So when you take into account that the first lady is the position reserved for the president's wife, it's kind of suggestive when you say that role will be filled by his daughter.

And yet, despite the fact that it's got all sorts of odd implications, people keep doing it! Dang it, internet! Be respectful! They keep saying that with Melania Trump living in NYC for most of the week, Ivanka Trump will essentially be Trump's first lady.

In an ABC News' 20/20 interview, Ivanka Trump had to address these persistent rumors that she might "fill in for incoming first lady Melania Trump." She called the speculation "an inappropriate observation."

"There is one first lady, and she'll do remarkable things," said Ivanka Trump of her stepmother.

Still, Ivanka did grant that she will "be there to support him and to support those causes I've cared about my whole professional career." Also worth noting are reports that Ivanka met with Michelle Obama for over an hour at some point after the election, a very future first lady thing to do.

The full interview will air on Thursday, January 19 at 10 p.m. Eastern. While you wait for it to drop, here's an interview with Donald and Ivanka that gets weird.

LGBTQ community 'welcomes' Mike Pence to D.C. with a huge queer dance party in front of his house.

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On the Wednesday night before his swearing in as Vice President, activists and dancers rallied in front of Mike Pence's Maryland home to protest his horrendous stances on gay rights.

And it was the party of the year.

The party/protest was hosted by Werk for Peace, a grassroots organization that formed in response to the shooting at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, "that uses dance to promote peace."

More from tonight. Party outside Mike Pence's house. @werkforpeace #WeWillDance https://t.co/QCEpu3mhyi

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Pence is renting this home in Chevy Chase, Maryland before he moves into the official vice-presidential residence, the United States Naval Observatory, on Friday.

The dancers got literally lit as they passed around glowsticks and brought rainbow flags and suspenders.

At least one protester climbed on top of a car for a very impressive solo.

#wearehere #pence #danceparty #lgbtq

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Pence's harmful record on LGBTQ issues include signing the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which made it legal to discriminate against LGBTQ people in his state of Indiana.

Watch the whole protest party and dance along.

How you cure a hangover.


Bella Hadid posts video of BFF Kendall Jenner getting nekkid.

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Supermodel BFFs Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid went for a casual stroll around NYC last night, and afterward they ended up at Hadid's apartment for a little girl time that culminated in a bizarre strip show. As you do.

It started off innocently enough with a private dance...

@kendalljenner via @bellahadid Instagram Stories #kendalljenner #kendalljennersnapchat

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And then it got... seductive? Kendall ends up spread eagle and wiggling her ass over the couch, shirt up and her track pants pulled down to reveal fishnet tights.

It looks like she waiting for the clock to tell her she's done.

@kendalljenner via @bellahadid Instagram Stories #kendalljenner #kendalljennersnapchat

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Unfortunately, thats where Hadid's Instagram story ends.

Pretty apathetic for a strip show, but when you have abs like that, you don't really need to put much effort into it.

This woman is so allergic to her husband that being in the same room as him could kill her.

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This is Johanna Watkins and her husband, Scott.

She's wearing a mask, but not because he smells bad.

Johanna, 29, suffers from a severe form of a rare auto-immune disease called Mast Cell Activation Syndrome, which means her body has a life-threatening allergic reaction to almost everything and everyone. Including her husband.

The couple live with family in Minnesota. Johanna, a former teacher, lives in the attic with sealed windows and doors, and breathes air purified by a filter. Doctors have tried all kinds of medical treatment, but none so far have helped.

This is what a date with her husband is like, she tells the BBC:

Scott and I will try to watch a show together. We can't be in the room together, because I'm allergic to him, but he will be three floors below me in a room on his laptop and I will be on mine and we'll watch the show at the same time and then text about it as we're watching it.

Scott and Johanna met before she was diagnosed, and married in 2013. Not long after their marriage, her conditioned worsened. She started having a severe allergic reaction to people, including her parents. Then within the past couple of years, she started "reacting" to Scott, too.

Heartbreaking. But throughout her illness, Scott has remained a devoted husband, working as a teacher to support them and cooking for her every night. The family also set up a GoFundMe to help cover hospital costs.

He told the BBC:

There's not an easy way around this problem. I want to keep Johanna safe and me going to see her compromises her safety. One of the ways I can take care of her now is by not going to see her. I'm not going to endanger her life. We're absolutely committed to one another and we're going to wait as long as it takes to see if there is some kind of healing.

He's a keeper.

Johanna agrees.

"On our wedding day we made vows to each other that till death do us part. No matter what life brought," she said. "I can tell you that even if I have this until I'm 90 years old, I would be committed to my husband with that vow and still love him."

#RelationshipGoals

There's a rumor that Trump will dance with Caitlyn Jenner at the inauguration ball.

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According to Page Six, Donald Trump is being urged by some of his advisors to dance with Caitlyn Jenner at his inauguration on Friday. Despite being a trans woman and a celebrity, Jenner is a staunch Republican who has been vocal in her support of Trump in the past.

One member of Trump's administration told reporter Richard Johnson that dancing with Jenner would be "a brilliant idea," and that "the image of Trump dancing with Caitlyn would send a strong message that he supports gay rights and trans rights." You know what else would do that? Actually actively supporting gay and trans rights. Mind blowing concept, right?

Jenner has already accepted Donald Trump's invitation to attend his inauguration. Although the President-elect's track record with LGBT issues is spotty at best, Jenner is insistent that Trump is an advocate for the trans community. Trump's Vice President Mike Pence is a noted homophobe who advocated for business owners to be able to deny LGBT customers.

Of course, this entire stunt would just be used photo-op. "A picture is worth a thousand tweets," commented the Republican on Trump's team. As for the big dance, Jenner’s publicist told Johnson that they "Can’t deal in hypotheticals. We’ll just have to wait and see."

Chrissy Teigen proudly shares pic of her stretch marks because she 'likes the pattern.' It's a cool pattern.

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Supermodel Chrissy Teigen is a bastion of hope for the body positivity movement, especially when she's been in the wine. Now, she's proven that once again with a handful of tweets posted late Thursday night. The social media maven (and mother of Luna) posted an image of the cellulite on one of her famous thighs, along with a simple caption: "Whatevs."

Is there a human being alive who doesn't want to have Chrissy Teigen's life?

After a flood of positive and negative reactions, Teigen returned to Twitter to explain herself in her typical DGAF manner.

Never change, Ms. Teigen.

Trump team didn't invite Kanye to perform at the inauguration for reasons that sure sound racist.

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Tom Barrack, the Chair of Donald Trump's Presidential Inaugural Committee, told Erin Burnett of CNN that Trump hadn't asked Kanye West to perform at his upcoming inauguration.

That's odd, considering that the two men had a highly publicized meeting last month, and according to Barrack, Kanye is a "friend," to Trump. He'd also be the biggest celebrity performing, by leaps and bounds. When asked why not, Barrack said,

He considers himself a friend of the President-elect, but it's not the venue. The venue we have for entertainment is filled out, it's perfect, it's going to be typically and traditionally American, and Kanye is a great guy but we just haven't asked him to perform. We move on with our agenda.

Oh, well, that definitely doesn't sound racist.

Apparently the Trump team doesn't think hip hop is "typically and traditionally American." There are a lot of people who would disagree with that assessment, but then again, there are a lot of people who don't want Donald Trump as their president.

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