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This is what a plane looks like when someone buys 80 tickets for their hawks.

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Reddit user lensoo was recently sent a photo from his captain friend whose plane became filled to the brim with birds of prey after a Saudi prince decided they should travel in style.

"My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks."

Sadly, none of the hawks got a window seat.

I guess he doesn't know birds can fly.

Immediately, everyone in the comments section of reddit screamed that this couldn't be real, but Lensoo says he was sent other pictures and swears this is very real. Honestly, it's just so strange that we're inclined to believe him.

And for the ornithologists out there, you're right. These aren't hawks, they're falcons. Apparently, either lensoo and his captain friend don't know their raptors, or nobody bothered to list their exact species on the flight manifest.

You know this world is getting crazy when 80 known predators are allowed to fly but human refugees cannot.


Caitlyn Jenner looks so glamorous on the cover of her upcoming memoir you won't read.

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Caitlyn Jenner shared the cover of her upcoming book, "The Secrets of My Life," which is slated to include secrets of her life.

Jenner has previously written books about her life as an Olympian, and this one focuses on her transition.

In a video featuring outline of her journey and behind-the-scenes footage of the glam squad.

“Imagine denying your core and soul. Then add to it the most impossible expectations that people have for you because you are the personification of The American Male Athlete,” the video begins.

The video ends with the grand reveal: the cover.

As usual, she looks very glamorous and beautiful. And that's some real good ombré.

Personas intentaron fumar 'hierba' con sus padres y se unieron como nunca antes.

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Los padres a menudo se caracterizan como las personas que descombran las habitaciones de sus hijos en busca de bolsas de marihuana o parafernalia de 'hierba' (accesorios y camuflajes para el fumador).

Pero este nuevo video de WatchCut Video muestra que no todos los padres están en contra de fumar marihuana. De hecho, algunos se pueden unir contigo si te pones la hierba y una que otra botana.

Estos padres parecían un poco incómodos manejar los 'bongs' y sus movimientos al principio, pero después de copiosas cantidades de tos, se metieron totalmente en ella.

Aunque la marihuana es a menudo un punto de discordia para muchos padres y sus hijos, parecía que el fumar acercó a estas familias.

Suena más divertido que "noche familiar de juegos" y "Viernes de tacos" fusionados (siempre y cuando no vomiten como ese tipo lo hizo)."

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd briefly became Instagram official before deleting the evidence.

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Selena Gomez and The Weeknd briefly became Instagram official on Monday. That is until they deleted the evidence.

According to Perez Hilton, Selena Gomez posted a cute Instagram video of The Weeknd on their trip to Italy, and then promptly deleted it. Perez Hilton also reports that Selena used a heart eye emoji in her comment video, so you know it's the real deal.

If I may send a message to Selena Gomez and The Weeknd: Look, guys. We already know you're dating. There are photos of you kissing. The jig is up. Why delete the post? Why hide your love? We want to see your adorable Instagrams so that we may live vicariously through you! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

Anyway, congrats on almost becoming Instagram official, I guess.

Drone video shows exactly what it's like to be a housefly under cat attack.

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Anyone who owns a cat knows they are adorable cuddle monsters who WILL KILL. It's fun to watch their predatory nature kick in from the safety of a human body, and now thanks to the advent of drones, we can see how terrifying it is for their prey.

There are many great reasons to own a drone, but this is by far the cutest.

"Leopold loves chasing and slapping my Tiny Whoop."

This video, posted by YouTuber BrokFPV, features Leopold the cat pitted in a deadly battle against the drone, "Tiny Whoop." The drone is more bird-sized than housefly, but the doesn't stop the cat from making it enemy number one.

If you own a cat, this could be the last thing a flying insect in your home ever sees.

Death by cuteness.

By now I'm sure you've now fallen in love with the murderous Leopold, so go ahead and follow him on Instagram.

Chrissy Teigen has the best possible response for Twitter troll who told her to house immigrants herself.

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If we know anything about Chrissy Teigen, it's that she's great at social media and she doesn't have any patience for haters. One Twitter troll recently went after Teigen when she voiced her support for immigrants and the ACLU. The Twitter user chided Chrissy Teigen for having a "hard on for these people" and said instead of donating to the ACLU, she should welcome them into her home.

Well, little did that dummy know that Chrissy Teigen's mom, Viailuck Teigen, is an immigrant from Thailand. And she lives with her daughter.

The user then deleted the tweet, probably because they needed some ice for that sick burn. Unfortunately for them, Teigen had already taken a screen shot.

Viailuck posted this photo of her, Chrissy, and baby granddaughter Luna to Instagram last year with the caption, "My three generations."

My three generations 👵🏼👩🏽👶🏼❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by Vilailuck ไชยอุดม Teigen (@pepperthai2) on

When will the Twitter trolls learn not to mess with Chrissy Teigen?

Barack Obama praises protestors in first official statement since leaving the White House.

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Former President Barack Obama has released his first official statement since leaving the White House. In the statement released Monday morning, the 44th President lauds protestors and repeats that he "fundamentally disagrees" with President Trump's travel ban on the grounds that it discriminates against certain religions in particular. The statement comes through Kevin Lewis, Obama's post-presidential spokesperson, and was tweeted by Sam Stein, Senior Politics Editor at The Huffington Post.

President Obama is heartened by the level of engagement taking place in communities around the country. In his final official speech as President, he spoke about the important role of citizen and how all Americans have a responsibility to be the guardians of our democracy--not just during an election but every day.

Citizens exercising their Constitutional right to assemble, organize and have their voices heard by their elected officials is exactly what we expect to see when American values are at stake.

With regard to comparisons to President Obama's foreign policy decisions, as we've heard before, the President fundamentally disagrees with the notion of discriminating against individuals because of their faith or religion.

Meanwhile, President Trump has been defending the unconstitutional travel ban on his Twitter account all morning.

You're invited to share germs from various dip bowls with complete strangers at my Super Bowl party.


Woman outs her 'fraud' ex-bf on Facebook. Turns out she wasn't the only victim.

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Finally, a story about a lying, fraudulent cheater that is not about our President! This is Catherine Blackett, a 22-year-old from Derbyshire, England.

Blackett recently broke up with her 42-year-old ex-boyfriend, Thomas Raven. Now, not every guy who dates women 20 years younger is bad news. But this one sure is.

On January 12th, Blackett took to Facebook to "out" her ex as a lying scammer in order to protect other women from the same fate. This story is a doozie.

**Please read and share** (sorry accidently deleted the last one). Sorry this is a long one, I just want to make you...

Posted by Catherine Anne Blackett on Thursday, January 12, 2017

He lists his career as "voice-over artist and part-time model," so that's obviously red flag #1. But it gets even worse. In the post, Blackett details how Thomas Raven, whose real name is Paul Christopher Slaney, lied, spent thousands of dollars from her credit card on himself without her permission, and even opened up fraudulent credit cards under her name.

"He goes for women of all ages, he tends to pick out the vulnerable ones so he can easily manipulate them," she wrote. "He will wine and dine you, buy you flowers, tell you everything you want to hear. He'll promise you the world... But things will change. I hate to say it but I am one of many who have fallen into his trap."

Where things get really interesting is in the comments section of the post, where other women who have been involved with him have spoken up with their own stories. Clearly she's not the first.

I haven't seen this many furious women since the Women's March. Luckily, there hopefully won't be many more. Because Blackett even shared her story with the London Mirror:

So I took it to the papers. Sunday Mirror page 23. I'd like to see him try and screw another woman over again now!

Posted by Catherine Anne Blackett on Sunday, January 29, 2017

According to Metro UK, Raven responded to Blackett’s allegations by saying: “I am not a bad person. She’s just bitter and it all spiraled out of control.”

And yet... all these women's stories suggest otherwise. Good luck to Raven scoring a date now that he's known around the world as "Facecrook."

Cheating woman doesn't realize she's texting the wrong number, gets tough love from a stranger.

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Due to a wrong number mishap, Imgur user thirtysomething recently wound up in the middle of a torrid love triangle with three complete strangers. While most people would have immediately pointed out the mistake, thirtysomething has been cheated on before, and felt compelled to intervene with some harsh advice. In the process, this triangle immediately became a love square—then it became a learning experience for all.

Did thirtysomething go too far, manipulating this poor woman and then sharing it on the internet? Or do cheaters need public comeuppance to change their ways? This is one debate that won't soon be answered. Especially because this stuff keeps happening.

Dr. Pimple Popper pops out a young woman's dug-in lipoma. It just keeps coming and coming.

Nicolas Cage did the most Nicolas Cage thing ever and crash his own film festival.

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Every year the Alamo Draft House in Austin, Texas hosts a Nicolas Cage film festival appropriately titled, "Caged." After four years of inviting the most meme-able celebrity on the planet, the Cage himself snuck into the back of the theater and watched four of his own movies.

After the screenings, Cage walked up to the front, drink in hand, and fielded a 45 minute Q&A. The drop-in was a surprise, but they captured the moment on Facebook Live.

Q: Was it weird to watch four of your movies? A: It was extraordinarily bizarre for me.

A few minutes into the Q&A, the host asks the "Face Off" star whether or not he's ever stolen from another actor. Nicolas Cage said, without hesitation, "yes."

H: They say the best artists create, but they also know when to steal, has there been anything that has been attributed to you, that you stole from someone else? Do you have anything like, "I got away with that one, people think that's mine now?"

NC: I mean, it is one of the brushes I paint with. It started with "Wild At Heart." Stanislavski said the worst thing you can do as an actor is imitate, and so me being me, I wanted to break those rules and start imitating. So like Andy Warhol would take these great collages of icons, I thought why not do that with Elvis? So for "Wild At Heart" I tried that with Elvis. And then most recently with "Dog Eat Dog," I did that with Humphrey Bogart. And its just something that you're not supposed to do, and therefor I want to do it."

What a guy. Even after almost an hour of answering questions, the weirdness was far from over. Nicolas Cage decided to do a cold-reading of his favorite work from Poe, "The Telltale Heart," which he says influenced him after reading it as a child. Fortunately, they got that on camera, too.

"The Telltale Heart" as read by Nicolas Cage.

Here are the celebrities speaking out against Trump's disastrous #muslimban.

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ICYMI: Over the weekend, President Trump signed yet another chaos-inducing executive order, this one banning immigrants and refugees from entering the US from several Muslim-majority countries (but not from any of the countries where Trump does business).

The order sparked nationwide protests, and experts are calling it an inhumane and possibly illegal policy certain to wreak damage on people's lives and even threaten international security. But why listen to experts, when it's way more fun to listen to what celebrities have to say?

Hoards of America's rich and famous are taking to social media (and the SAG awards!) to express their opposition to the disastrous #muslimban. Here are just a few to speak up so far:

1. Anne Hathaway

2. Cher

3. Moby

4. Susan Sarandon

5. Michael Moore

6. Julia Louis Dreyfus

8. Seth Rogen

9. Kal Penn

10. James Franco

11. Katy Perry

She also retweeted this:

12. Ellen DeGeneres

13. Miley Cyrus

14. Rihanna

15. John Legend

16. Chrissy Teigen

Earlier today she chewed out someone on Twitter who insisted she should let refugees into your home.

17. Lena Dunham showed her support by deleting Uber

18. Mindy Kaling

19. Sarah Silverman

21. Rosie O'Donnell

22. Bella and Gigi Hadid

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21. Ashton Kutcher

YOU GUYS, EVEN THE KARDASHIANS ARE UPSET.

22. Khloe Kardashian

23. Kim Kardashian

You know things are bad when the Kardashians are getting political. These are dark times indeed.

Just a heads up that I'll need to leave your Super Bowl party early because I don't like cleaning up.

Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something.


Kit Harington reveals how he lost his virginity: 'I was probably too young.'

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Millions watched as Jon Snow lost his virginity to badass Wildling girl Ygritte in a cave on Game of Thrones, but rest assured that the way that Kit Harington cashed in his v-card is far less exciting than all that. Harington spoke to ElleMagazine about how he first did the dirty, and it is sounds just slightly more mundane than that iconic cave scene.

"It was a typical sort of teenage thing, at a party. I was probably too young," disclosed the Emmy nominated star. Reporter Mickey Rapkin pressed further by asking, "Too young—like 13?" Harington responded "No, but you're not far off. I think the girl and I just kind of wanted to. You either hold on and do it right, or you're young and decide to get the monkey off your back."

Well, that certainly doesn't sound as steamy as the love scene between Jon Snow and Ygritte (played by Harington's real-life girlfriend Rose Leslie), but really, is anyone's first time ever actually good?

Remember it? We will never forget it.

Well if Jon Snow knew nothing, a young Kit Harington knew even less.

The entire interview, where Harington talks about his dream of being on Sesame Street and his habit of crying on airplanes, can be read here.

Here's what Ellen Degeneres had to say about Donald Trump screening 'Finding Dory' right after his Muslim ban.

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On Sunday afternoon, Donald Trump sat down for a relaxing viewing of Ellen DeGeneres' Finding Doryfor his first official White House movie screening. A soundproof theater presumably drowned out the raging protesters in his backyard (and around the country), furious over his immigration ban from just two days earlier.

The irony of Trump watching Finding Dory in the wake of his executive order was not lost on some of the most astute writers on the internet, but the movie's star wasn't going to let it go either.

Even though Ellen DeGeneres, who plays the titular Dory, says she doesn't "get political," she took to her show on Tuesday and got unquestionably political.

"If you haven't heard, this is what happened," began DeGeneres. "Over the weekend, on Friday, the president gave an order banning people from seven countries from entering the United States, including people with green cards."

The order banned Syrian refugees indefinitely and prevented those with valid visas from visiting their families.

"And then on Saturday, the president screened Finding Dory at the White House. I don't get political but I will say I am against one of those two things." After assuring her audience a few more times that she doesn't "get political," DeGeneres proceeded to get political.

Now, of course, Finding Dory is about a fish named Dory. And Dory lives in Australia and these are her parents. And they live in America. And I don't know what religion they are but her dad sounds a little Jewish, doesn't matter.

Dory arrives in America with her friends Marlin and Nemo and she ends up at the marine life institute behind a large wall. And they all have to get over the wall. and you wont believe it, but that wall has almost no effect on keeping them out.

At this point, the crowd erupted in cheers. Having covered #NoWall, Degeneres moved on to #NoBan.

Even though Dory gets into America, she ends up separated from her family. But the other animals help Dory. Animals that don't even need her. Animals that don't even have anything in common with her. They help her even though they're completely different colors, because that's what you do when you see someone in need, you help them.

At this point, the crowd erupted in applause. DeGeneres concluded with a message for anyone who watches Finding Dory. Which, as we know, now includes the president.

"So that's what I hope everyone who's watching Finding Dory has learned. Tune in next week when I explain women's rights using the movie Mr. Wrong."

Seth Meyers slams Donald Trump's 'cruel and unnecessary' 'Muslim ban.'

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Donald Trump just finished his first week as president of the United States, and let's just say he did not go gently into that good morning. Late Night host Seth Meyers took on Trump's "Muslim ban" in Monday night's segment "A Closer Look."

Although Trump insists the ban on visitors from seven Muslim-majority countries is not about religion, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has admitted that that's what they called it. Giuliani said this weekend in a Fox News interview:

When he first announced it, he said "Muslim ban." He called me up, he said, "Put a commission together. Show me the right way to do it legally." What we did was we focused on, instead of religion, danger—the areas of the world that create danger for us."

Meyers points out, "Rudy, you're not supposed to say that out loud. Rudy's the kind of guy who would send a girl a dozen roses with a card that says 'I'm hoping these will make you want to sleep with me.'"

Super subtle, buddy.

Seth Meyers' overall take?

It’s only been a week, but the Trump administration has already revealed itself to be a government of incompetent authoritarians with nothing but contempt for many of the basic constitutional principles this country’s cherished since it’s founding.

Great job!

This ironic clip of Sally Yates from 2015 is going viral after Trump fired her for 'betrayal.'

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Attorney General Sally Yates was fired on Monday by President Donald Trump for refusing to enforce his immigration ban. Now, in light of that refusal, this clip of Yates' 2015 confirmation hearing is going viral, because it features her answering a question from none other than Jeff Sessions about what she'd do if she disagreed with a president's orders.

Here's a partial transcript of Sally Yates, who was appointed by President Obama, of the relevant part of the video:

Jeff Sessions: You have to watch out, because people will be asking you do to things you just need to say no about.Do you think the attorney general has the responsibility to say no to the president if he asks for something that's improper?

A lot of people have defended the [Loretta] Lynch nomination, for example, by saying: 'Well, he appoints somebody who's going to execute his views. What's wrong with that?' But if the views the president wants to execute are unlawful, should the attorney general or the deputy attorney general say no?”

Sally Yates: Senator, I believe that the attorney general or the deputy attorney general has an obligation to follow the law and the Constitution, and to give their independent legal advice to the president.

JS: Well, that's true. And like any CEO, with a law firm — sometimes the lawyers have to tell the CEO: 'Mr. CEO, you can't do that. Don't do that. We'll get us sued. It's going to be in violation of the law. You'll regret it, please.' No matter how headstrong they might be. Do you feel like that's the duty on [sic] the attorney general's office?

SY: I do believe that that's the duty of the attorney general's office, to fairly and impartially evaluate the law and to provide the president and the administration with impartial legal advice.

In a letter to the justice department lawyers, Yates wrote:

I am responsible for ensuring that the positions we take in court remain consistent with this institution’s solemn obligation to always seek justice and stand for what is right. At present I am not convinced that the defense of the executive order is consistent with these responsibilities nor am I convinced that the executive order is lawful.

So Yates stood up for what she believed in, and as a result, lost her job. My guess is that Trump is going to get a lot of use while in office from his Apprentice catchphrase: "You're fired!"

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Here's why Emma Watson and Miles Teller were dropped from 'La La Land' after being cast.

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According toPage Six, Emma Watson and Miles Teller were slated to play the leads in the highly acclaimed film La La Land, but were dropped from the project before filming for being too difficult.

What could have been.

Teller was reportedly offered $4 million dollars to portray Sebastian in the film, but said he wanted $6 million for playing the leading role. In 2015, Teller confirmed that director Damien Chazelle dropped him from the film citing that he no longer felt that he was "creatively right for the project," prompting Teller to text Chazelle "What the f*ck, bro?" Yes, really.

The role ultimately went to Ryan Gosling.

A source revealed that Emma Watson was the pick to play the film's leading lady, but she was replaced by Emma Stone after being too demanding. Page Sixclaims that Watson caused problems with the film from the start, initially being hesitant to commit to the project after being offered the leading role. After finally accepting, she was accused of making "crazy demands," like insisting that all rehearsals for the film take place in London rather than Los Angeles where the movie takes place. Other sources claim that Watson stepped away from the production to work on the new live action Beauty and the Beast film where she stars as Belle.

A different Emma was almost in that mirror.

Now that La La Land has gone on to be one of the most nominated movies of all time (tying with Titanic and All About Eve for most Oscar nominations for a single film), Teller and Watson are allegedly pretty pissed that they let this one slip through their fingers. Page Sixreports that both of the young stars are lashing out at their representation for failing to better secure their roles, despite their own actions being the apparent reason things didn't work out.

Looks like these two young, talented actors are just going to have to settle for winning Oscars at some point in the future.

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