A relaxing trot in the country took an exciting turn when Shamrock, a retired racehorse, decided to take one last victory lap much to the fright of his rider, Nick Bull. Luckily Bull captured the surprising bolt on his GoPro.

The result? Hilarity a few cuss words. You're going to want to put the volume up for this one.

Bull managed to hang on for about two minutes before Shamrock eventually threw him from his back. Neither the horse or the rider were injured, but Bull's ego may be a bit bruised.

This guy's guess on Wheel of Fortunewas unfortunate and hilarious. Was it the worst ever? Debatable. When faced with the final letter in "A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE," he chose...

...."K." Maybe he was nervous? Maybe he was imagining everyone in their underwear?

Now go ahead and pretend, like me, that you would never choke on a game show. Because we're smart, cool, collected humans who have read every single letter ever written by Tennessee Williams, especially the "M" in every title.

This was a really, really embarrassing answer, but it's probably not the worst of all time. That honor goes to this woman, who threw out every conceivable rule of Wheel of Fortune to delight the internet for generations to come.

"The whole point of the game is to make guesses about letters that are not yet visible based on the letters you already have available. Additionally, every instance of a letter is revealed on the board," explained Someecards in 2015.

Try to remember that piece of rule book knowledge if you're ever on Wheel of Fortune, and try not to think about naked desire.

A 5th grade teacher returned from dental surgery to find her students had "orchestrated a mock slave auction" and put it all on video, according to NJ.com.

The incident at a Maplewood, New Jersey school, supervised by a substitute teacher, has parents understandably furious.

"There was a sale of a black child by white children in the classroom," one parent told CBS New York. "If you're demoralized—sold on a block in 2017—it may affect you the rest of your life."

"I'm disgusted, really disgusted a child was bought," said another. "That doesn't make any sense."

The students were in the midst of their "colonization unit" but the reenactment of a slave auction was decidedly not part of the curriculum. Upon returning to class, the students' regular teacher promptly sent a letter home to parents.

"I was concerned about the students who viewed and participated in this re-enactment and would like to convey this event to you so we can address the students' perceptions as a whole," she wrote.

After fury over the slave auction reenactment, the school sent a letter home to parents expounding on the incident, according to ABC News:

The jovial nature of the video suggests that either there is a lack of understanding about the true barbarity of a slave auction, or a lack of awareness of how treating this topic comically is offensive."

We believe that additional work remains to help our students consider how their actions can have a negative impact on others, even if unintended, how joking about slavery is disrespectful to all Americans, especially to the African American community, and that certain matters should be treated with a degree of heightened sensitivity.

According to the Huffington Post, the school district stated they did "not condone the activity" and blamed the substitute, saying they would "look again at training and improved supervisory protocols for substitutes."

Compounding the issue is the fact that another school in the same New Jersey school district recently caused a similar controversy when students made posters advertising slave auctions.

Obviously, it's important that children are educated about the brutality of slavery and its legacy in American history. So schools, really, please use better judgment.

Hey, does this new Balenciaga"blanket bag" look familiar to you? Here's a hint: think "Bed Bath & Beyond."

Yup, Balenciaga is selling a $3,670 bag that will make you look like you are carrying a duvet cover everywhere you go.

It even has that little tag in the corner that usually says "QUEEN" or "FULL." This bag says "BALENCIAGA." Oy.

Here's the thing— this bag looks like trash. And no, I'm not just being snide about the overall appearance of the bag here: It literally looks like the plastic covering you throw in the garbage after you buy yourself one of those "bed in a bag" sets.

This is how Net-a-Porter describes Balenciaga's bag on their website.

Finding beauty in the every day, Balenciaga's oversized tote is inspired by classic blanket bags. It has been crafted in Italy from mineral-tanned textured-leather that makes its sky-blue, navy and gold baroque floral print appear brighter. This canvas-lined design is surprisingly lightweight and has internal compartments and pockets for small essentials. Carry yours by the top handles or optional shoulder strap.

I'm not quite sure that traipsing about town looking like you just robbed a HomeGoods qualifies as "finding beauty in the every day," but to each his own, I guess.

And the worst part about this bag? There's not even a cozy blanket inside!

Of course, the internet is giving Balenciaga major side-eye for even producing the bag.

Wanna steal this look? Go to the bedding section of a Kohl's, pay $45 bucks, walk away with a "trendy bag" AND a blanket.

Geez, I don't understand fashion.

At the premiere of The Boss Baby, which surprisingly isn't about Donald Trump, Alec Baldwin gave a kid some pointers on how to grimace and growl like the president.

Young Zachary Kaplan adorably took notes as the rest of the carpet watched the Trump-off in action.

According to Alec Baldwin, the art of the Trump impression lies in the strange "butthole"-like mouth contortions and forcing out the bottom teeth.

Baldwin said he planned on hanging up his oversized red tie on SNL sometime soon, so Zachary Kaplan just might have a whiney Trump tweet in his future.

If you're like everyone else on the internet, you've probably clicked on one of those "most satisfying video in the world" links. There's something about seeing things go perfectly that soothes our lizard brains. Knowing that, the cruel Germans at WunderTütenFabrik have chosen to torture us by creating the "Most Unsatisfying Video in the World ever made," a montage of infuriatingly botched moments that will drive you insane. Fun fact: watching this video just once will shorten your lifespan by approximately 45 minutes.

What a waste of food and paper. We love it.

The clip has also gone viral on Twitter, where people from all over the world are coming together to condemn it as a war crime.

Go home and hug your onion.

2017 is shaping up to be a bizarre year for American politics, and it just got even weirder.

Neil Gorsuch has been in hearings recently on his quest to be confirmed to the Supreme Court. On Tuesday, Republican senator Jeff Flake asked Gorsuch one of the internet's most debated questions: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

I'm not sure if senators are just running out of actual questions for Gorsuch, or if it really is important to ask a Supreme Court nominee what weird-sized animal he'd rather fight, but it happened and there's video to prove it.

Senator Flake said that the question had been texted to him by his teenage son. And you know what? Neil Gorsuch couldn't come up with an answer.

“I’m very rarely at a loss for words, but you got me,” he told Senator Flake.

Who would've thought the horse-sized duck question would be the one that stumped him? Maybe we should have teenagers at all confirmation hearings from now on. They seem to be the only ones willing to ask the tough questions.

When you work at a sex shop, nothing is really Not Safe For Work, but by any other workplace practices, brave employees at "adult" stores have witnessed some hilarious, NSFW things on the job.

Join us to reflect on the quaint, halcyon days before internet porn, when some sort of transaction was needed to get frisky films. Whether they're selling sex toys or sex films or both, these trusty employees gushed to Reddit about the interesting friends they've made on the job.

1. Spiel2001's apprentice couldn't handle the 3D movie.

Just after I got out of the Army, in the late 70s, I worked at an adult theater running the projector, doing the lighting for the strippers, cleaning, and fixing shit. For the record, the sound system was the bomb, for the day, and there was nothing as grand as cranking up Dark Side of the Moon, after hours, and tripping out while cleaning the place up.

Anyway, aside from your usual run-of-the-mill creeps and weirdos, like the guy who would leave a used, green, condom in the middle of the aisle every Tuesday night, or the stripper who would fill her whoha with whipped cream and ping pong balls to launch into the front rows, it was not uncommon to have couples come in and get frisky. Almost always in the back rows. From the projection both, you could see them clear as day (most probably had no idea, others were likely hoping to get caught).

So, they hire this new kid and I'm teaching him how the projection booth works. It doesn't take him long to realize he can see what's going on in the theater and he takes to spending most of his "free" time sitting in the window where the spot lights are for the strippers.

His third or fourth night there, a couple sits right under the window, gets naked and starts fucking. The kid spots them and takes his seat, then starts leaning out to get a better look... Fell right out the window. Funniest shit I ever saw.

2. Great Scott! VVHYY's customers had the ultimate masturbate-and-switch.

A friend in college worked at an adult book store (late 90s, early 00s.) They had a rash of people renting XXX VHS tapes, recording over them with Back to the Future, and returning them. Lots of pissed off renters coming back with tapes adulterated to be un-adult-rated.

3. _Wetkitty met a merry prankster.

I worked at small video store back in college that had a family section down stairs, and an adult section upstairs, mostly videos, but as time went on we added to the adult section with toys and other interesting things. Well this store was about 5 miles down the road from a military base, so more often then not we had a lot of guys from the base who would frequent the store picking up a few videos and things usually a few one off guys by themselves then every once in a while a group of them would come in with a regular usually looked like new guys that had just gotten stationed there.

Well one night we had a few of these guys come in for a few movies nothing out of the ordinary, but more so just horsing around looking for some time to kill and things. They settle up with me at the register with a handful of movies and stuff and start up some general chit chat with me about how busy we usually were, was there a lot of folks that came in for that kind of stuff. My typical answer usually at the time oh yeah man all the time. One of them starts mouthing off about one of their superiors who they believe is probably a closet homosexual, just in his mannerisms, and other things they have noticed about the guy. Well as they were about to turn and leave. Guess who walked through the door. Yup you guessed it. They all just kind of stand still in shock, politely move out of the gentleman's way and then hustle out of the store as quickly as possible.

Guy goes upstairs for a few minutes comes back down, with a few videos, 2 normal run of your mill pornos and then one labeled "Big Black cocks vs small white guy holes". I for the most part unphased at the time cause i had seen it all, but more so cause i had seen this guy come in as a regular and typically knew that he mostly stuck to traditional heterosexual porn, but was kind of curious about the other video. Needless to say I look up and get ready to ask this guy (really big black guy huge ripped upper body, reminds me of if Terry Crews and Ving Rhames had a love child, but guy is a super cool nice guys), and he has the biggest shit eating grin on his face and said to me..."Let's see if I can have a little bit of fun screwing with those guys tonight"

I lost it! A few days later he comes back and tells me left the video sitting out in plain site for anyone to see later that night, and has now had the time of his life intimidating his new guys. Tells me they all got super jumpy anytime they would be at attention and he would walk up behind them and talked to them in their ears.

Apparently he told some of his officers about what he did, and now they are all in on the joke, and running with it. Made my week.

4. Here's hoping Laser_Fish got commission on The Behemoth.

I have two stories from when I worked at a porn store in college.

I was an avid reader, so I would bring books and comics in to read during the midnight shift (this was a 24-hour store). One time I was reading Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting of Hill House" when some guy came in and asked what I was reading. He looked at the cover, said "That's weird," and went back to browsing dildos at midnight.

Now where I live there are weird laws about adult stores, one of which is that you can't have an adult store. You can only have "clubs" that sell adult items. So we got around this by selling a 50-cent membership card. I had a guy come in and give me a really hard time about the membership card because he didn't have one. I threatened to call the police and have him removed so he relented. After he got his card he commented, "I bet you think all of us gay guys are just after sex all the time." I thought it was weird; I hadn't said anything about his sexual orientation, nor about any other customer's. I replied, "I don't know about all gay guys, but it's 3 a.m. and you're in a porn store, soooo....."

The funniest sale I ever made was to a young couple, guy and girl. They browsed for a while then came up to the counter with a double-ended dildo thicker than my arm. It was expensive, too. I remember the guy looked really excited my be making the purchase while the woman... not so much. when the day shift guy who had worked there for years came in, he took one look around the store and said, 'Holy shit. You sold the behemoth?"

5. Mr_nuts31 learned the scientific value of dildos.

I remember a buddy of mine who went in to a sex shop with a pair of calipers on hand to measure out the diameter of dildos. Mainly because he planned on using them as projectiles for his grenade launcher during airsoft games. Best part is he told the lady at the counter his intentions for the dildo. She said that launching them will hurt like hell, he didn't believe it because he thought that can be changed by adjusting the co2 pressure of the grenade shell.

Let's just say after some extensive testing (ie. shooting each other with it at different psi), we found out that getting hit by a dildo will knock you off your feet and break a windshield of a car.

6. T_Peazy has a short and sweet rundown on his messiest clients.

Christ! Where to start. I worked at the same chain of adult stores in multiple locations over the course of 4 years. 2.5 years as a clerk. 6 months assistant managing. And 1 year managing my own location. I've seen some shit. Here are the TL;DRs:

1. In one of the preview booths i once found a full fishnet body suit, a dildo the size of my arm and nipple clamps. We don't allow anyone to take items with them in there.

2. Caught an old man sucking on a display.

3. Caught a woman who appeared to be on drugs diddling herself with a display. And was offended when I interrupted her and asked her to leave.

4. Papertowels covered in shit and blood.

5. A guy passed out fave down with his pants around his ankles and rubber balls protruding from his ass.

6. There was a guy who bought a hard on pill and came back enraged that we sold him a fake. Demanding his money back.

7. Kimchiandrice learned that baby heads can go both out and in.

My shining hour has arrived!

I was working the night shift at a adult store in the 90's. A rather large woman walks in and goes straight for the dildos and vibrators. We had samples glued to the wall for folks to feel and size up. We had a pretty wide variety, some of them rather large. After fondling the large size dildos with names like "BAM" and "BIG Haus" she comes up to the counter and asks rather politely if we had anything bigger. Internally, I'm like WHAT THE ACTUAL F--K, some of those things are as big or bigger than a babies head. I then sudden remember the "Mr. Big Head" we have in the back. A toy we had had on the wall for about a year and never even had a sniff at. We were about to send it back for a refund. This thing was insane. Like the rim of a Big Gulp cup big. I hand it to her. She slaps this massive vaguely dick shaped lump of plastic and silicone in her hand a couple of times....then smiles and giggles a bit. She says and I will never forget this, "Yeah....this will do great." She then hands me like three hundred bucks and walks out. I swear she had a spring in her step.

8. Formershooter's friend saw Fifty Shades Darkerlive.

Not me but someone I knew who worked at a sex shop. One day a lady came in and asked to see the Ben Wa Balls (basically metal balls that you put up the vagina). They were in a counter and so he put them on top of the counter, she throws her leg up and puts one right in.

9. Iborgulos's brother's fix provided immediate results.

Not me but my brother owns an adult store and he told me this story.

Older lady comes in and tries to return a remote control vibrator saying it doesn't work. My brother, after putting on latex gloves, grabs the remote control and puts new batteries in it. With the fresh batteries installed my brother presses the "go" button and instantly the older woman lets out a moan and says, in what my brother called a old smokers voice, "oh yah it's working now!!!".

10. kutthr0atb1tch had the family reunion of nightmares.

I used to work in an adult store during my early college years, at the time I was still living at home and parents thought I was working in a shoe store. Well, one day I was working the door checking IDs of people who came in when who of all people but MY PARENTS walk through the door. I had to check their IDs too. What's funny is that they were divorced when this happened but I was too mortified to ask them what they were doing shopping there together. Dad made me quit, oh the hypocrisy.

There's love at first sight and then there's whatever perfect cosmic coincidence this is. Two babies born right next to each other ended up with the names Romeo and Juliet. You know? Like the play? You get it. Photographer William Shakespeare Cassie Clayshulte shared the following photos and the adorable story of these two South Carolina babies:

Star Crossed Babies!
Sunday afternoon in Bluffton, South Carolina at 2:06pm, Morgan and Edwin Hernandez welcomed their baby into the world and named him Romeo.
18 hours and 8 minutes later, in the next room, Christiana and Allan Shifflett welcomed a baby girl and named her... that's right.....Juliet! Both parents had picked these names out early on in their pregnancies and neither couple knew each other until they met today!
Both babies have full heads of hair and already make the cutest couple!
Photos by Cassie Clayshulte Photography at Coastal Carolina Hospital.

The story of pure fateful love is going viral, and obviously the commenters love it. Some are already shipping the two babies and begging for a power couple.

Now as long as no one brings up how Romeo and Juliet ends, we can all revel in this feel-good story together. To babies!

Oh dear god this one is brutal. You're already cringing after reading the headline, aren't you? Well, cringe on, because it's as bad as you feared.

Theresa Bartram, from Brighton, UK, was left with a dangerous vagina after undergoing surgery to correct incontinence after giving birth. The surgery, which took place in 2007, involved a mesh sling (called transvaginal tape, or TVT) inserted to hold up the woman's prolapsed bladder.

All seemed fine until two years later, when Bartram and her fella were having sex, and her vagina reportedly did some serious damage to his penis. Speaking to the Sun, Bartram said, “It was like it had grown teeth." (It's like a real vagina dentata!)

She continued, "His willy was bright red and spouting blood. There was a big red stain spreading between us on the sheets. After that he was scared of my lady garden and approached it as if it was a Venus flytrap and he was a bluebottle." YIKES. (Translations: bluebottle—common fly; Venus flytrap—carnivorous plant; lady garden—lady garden).

Theresa Bartram and her partner (and his penis) were too frightened to have sex again, and ended up breaking up. Bartram was sure it was the mesh inside her, but doctors told her she was fine.

Long story short (you can read the whole saga at the Sun), only when Bartram's vagina began (oh, god, no) leaking green pus and (gag) emitting a bad smell in 2015 was the poor women given a proper, thorough examination. It turned out the mesh had grown into the wall of her vagina, causing an abscess, which then got infected. The mesh had also been inserted too low, and become hardened, which was caused the damage to her boyfriend's man snake. Theresa Bartram told the Sun, “It felt like razor-sharp teeth, hence why it had ripped a chunk from my boyfriend’s willy."

The mesh was removed but Bartram claims her vagina is now numb and she is utterly incontinent. Great job, doctors! She said, "I was told this simple procedure would cure my incontinence and give me more confidence in the bedroom, but it has ruined my life. It made my vagina deadly and forced me into a life of celibacy. It could have killed me."

It's a blessing she's still alive, but what a horrible ordeal, and the last effects sound devastating. According to the Sun, use of the TVT mesh is being reevaluated around the world after thousands of people reported injuries or damage from the surgery.