Costco is a pretty magical store. Where else can you buy a gallon of yogurt, a dog bed big enough for a horse, and a year's worth of deodorant all in one place? However, shopping at the superstore can be frustrating, as noted by talk show host and Costco enthusiast Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel went on a five-minute-long rant about 'Costco etiquette,' and you may just find that you are guilty of committing some of these shopping faux pas in bulk.

Let it out, Jimmy. Let it out.

Kimmel went off on everything from the plight of navigating cart traffic in the store to the "wedge issue" of samples.

"Some of these monsters will form a circle around the sample table," raved Kimmel, adding, "It's not a wedding!"

He closed his epic rant by slamming the clothing selection at Costco, calling it a "form of birth control."

"No man in a purple Kirkland polo shirt has ever felt the touch of a woman," concluded Jimmy Kimmel. But hey, no hard feelings if your wardrobe is mostly comprised of Costco fashion staples. Just drown those sorrows in a vat of Kirkland brand ice cream.

In the style of the great horror movie producer William Castle, a movie theater in L.A. is apparently offering custom made barf bags for the cannibal thriller Raw, directed by Julia Ducournau. Because if promises of puke don't reel in horror movie audiences, what will?

The movie theater that came up with this neat marketing ploy is the Nuart Theater in L.A. Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Mark Valen (a film buyer with Landmark Theatres who also does the programming for the Nuart) said, "One of the staff at the Nuart took up the initiative to make the barf bags out of paper lunch bags. What a fun idea! I remember that used to be done with some horror releases in the 1970s."

​​Raw is the story of a vegetarian who goes to vet school where she develops a craving for a particularly inconvenient type of meat. It got rave reviews at Cannes, while also getting attention for being the movie that people walked out of. During TIFF, it was reported that people puked and passed out at viewings.

Raw, which horror fans should absolutely go see, is more tongue in cheek (pun…intended?) than the trailer would lead you to believe; more like a ridiculously gory black comedy/coming of age movie (think Ginger Snaps). And fans of French film and TV will be thrilled to learn it also features silver fox Laurent Lucas. Handsome enough to eat!

Twitter loves a good hashtag challenge, and when the hashtag challenge involves envisioning cringe-worthy sex scenarios? Even better.

Today's trending hashtag #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words challenged Twitter users to dream up instant ways to make sex awkward — using exactly 5 words. While it's not that hard to make sex awkward (hello, mingling body fluids and weird sounds!), Twitter users showcased the impressive range of their perverted imaginations with this one.

There were comments about DIY prophylactics:

And questions you NEVER want to hear your partner utter when you're getting down and dirty:

The most terrifying thing to hear during a one-night stand:

The least sexy sex game of all time:

Dirty talking with a Bernie Bro:

Wait, doesn't everyone do this after sex?

The challenge brought out a surprising amount of "nana" references, but this one was definitely the best:

And by "the best" I mean "the one that made me shudder and never want to have sex again."

If the dead grandma imagery didn't close the coffin of your libido forever, this one should do the trick:

Mission accomplished, Twitter! Well done.

Walking Dead actor Ross Marquand has some pretty serious skills that go beyond hunting zombies. In the past, Marquand has gone viral for his spot-on celebrity impressions, and now he is back with an impression mash-up that is not only impressive, but pretty damn hilarious.

In this new video from Esquire, Marquand does a "casting remix" mismatching famous actors with roles they've never played. If you ever wondered how John C. Reilly would have been in Taxi Driver or how Jack Nicholson would have played the lead in Taken, wonder no more.

SO. FREAKING. GOOD.

The varying accents, voices, and mannerisms are all dead on—or should I say "Walking Dead" on ;).

Okay, sorry I ruined it, here is another video of Marquand doing really awesome impressions.

Imgur user mwasbabu16 went on a pretty bad first date recently, but he thought he'd text her the next day just to be polite. What followed was one of the craziest roller-coaster rides of a text conversation we've ever seen. He shared the screenshots on Reddit, where they're going viral in a big way. Be warned: reading this may discourage you from ever dating again.

'Tis better to have loved and lost…

Of course, the people of Reddit had lots of questions. Especially about the money thing.

This guy needs to learn how to spot a red flag. And lay off the fat jokes. You don't want to lose the moral high ground to a person like this.

When it comes to President Donald Trump, the one thing you can depend upon is the fact that you can't depend on a single thing he says. From accusing Ted Cruz's dad of killing JFK to inauguration crowd size to President Obama personally tapping his phones to...we can go on forever.

Asked about how his reputation for lying could damage his ability to govern, President Trump seriously told Time magazine,"I guess I can't be doing so badly, because I'm president, and you're not."

Twitter is struggling to digest this crucial moment in American history, in which a sitting POTUS employs the Chevy Chase defense to assert his own power.

In addition to "grab 'em by the pussy," this could be etched into the walls of his presidential library.

There are a lot of things he is that most people aren't.

This president truly is the paragon of maturity.

"I'm president and you're not" must certainly be fun to say. If Trump had the capacity for self-awareness, you'd think he's blurting it out whenever he can, while he still can.

Read the whole interview, and attempt to make sense of it, over at Time.

Megan Jayne Crabbe is a body positivity activist who's become an Instagram star for her refreshingly honest photos and captions. After overcoming anorexia in her teens, Megan began celebrating her newfound curves (and the beautiful belly rolls and cellulite that came along with them) on social media, encouraging women to love their real, unedited bodies and not feel pressured to emulate the Photoshopped images of so-called "perfection" that they're bombarded with every day.

In one of her most popular posts, she pointed out that thanks to endless airbrushing, contorted poses, and unrealistic #fitspiration imagery, we have forgotten that most women have belly rolls when they sit down. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not cause for panic or alarm. It's just a fact of life and gravity.

Megan was recently enlisted as a lingerie model for a campaign by UK-based lingerie brand Curvy Kate. But this is no ordinary bra campaign. Curvy Kate and Megan teamed up to give customers two distinct images for each lingerie set: one of Megan with full hair and makeup, posed, lit, and photographed by a professional photographer. The other? Megan hanging out at home in the same lingerie, makeup-free and sitting naturally.

As Megan says in her caption:

"Our bodies are glorious from every angle. Posed or unposed. Polished or not. And we sure as hell don't need to compare ourselves to anybody's highlight reel, after all, the model in the magazine doesn't even look like the model in the magazine most of the time."

In a blog post announcing the new campaign, Curvy Kate shared more amazing images from the campaign, along with their explanation for showcasing their products in a totally different way:

"[We wanted ]to show what professional photos really are – just manufactured moments in time. They’re a small snap shot which isn’t a true representation of how malleable and changeable our lives and bodies are. We sit on the sofa in our comfy PJs, we scrape our hair back and our tummies crease and bloat. The majority of us have cellulite and stretch marks, and we have lumps and bumps– because it’s part of being human and that isn’t something to feel bad about."

How. Awesome. Is. This.

If you think Megan looks just as good hanging out at home as she does in the professionally styled photos, that's the whole point. These aren't "before and after" photos. They're both real. They're both beautiful.

Mad props to Megan and Curvy Kate for making such an important (and gorgeous!) statement.

Typing your own name in on Google is kind of a nerve-wracking experience, especially if you're a celebrity. Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal seem up to the challenge, though.

In a video for WIRED, Reynolds and Gyllenhaal let Google autocomplete be their guide. They answered questions based on popular questions people search about them on Google. The result was pretty hilarious.

If you've ever wondered if either of these two have any tattoos, if Ryan Reynolds wears eyeliner, or what Jake Gyllenhaal eats (Reynolds says "baby pandas," but we're skeptical), this is the video for you.

I know Reynolds and Gyllenhaal likely made this video to promote their new movie Life (which will be in theaters on March 24), but man, these guys are funny. Can we get them a TV show?

Sometimes, Dr. Pimple Popper encounters a condition so unusual, even she doesn't expect it—and she's a veteran dermatologist with over 800 YouTube videos under her belt. Today's patient is an extreme example. This guy came in with what, to ordinary popaholics like us, would appear to be a typical pilar cyst. But Dr. Lee immediately noticed that something was fishy. Her suspicions started to be confirmed when the mystery lump leaked bright yellow fluid, but even then she didn't realize what was coming next. It turned out this thing was full of hair!

Even after all this time, Dr. Lee still has new surprises for us. That's why we love her.

Jimmy Fallon's interview with Donald Trump during the campaign was the hair ruffle seen 'round the world.

Fallon was slammed for going easy on a fascist, his cutesy treatment of Trump viewed as normalizing the madness.

But in an interview, Fallon's fellow singing-and-hosting James, James Corden, defended the interview at a panel at PaleyFest.

“There was the thing that happened with Jimmy Fallon and he got quite a lot of criticism,” Corden said, as reported by Entertainment Weekly.“I felt that was really unfair because I don’t think anyone asked him the right questions.”

While Trump never visited The Late Late Show with James Cordenduring the campaign (though the Access Hollywood bus was his own special Carpool Karaoke), but Corden did have a plan for what they'd do with him. And it's harsher than hair ruffling.

He told the PaleyFest audience:

The game I wanted to play if he came on the show was called ‘Stand By It or Take It Back.’ I would read Donald Trump things that he had said on the campaign trail. I would say, [he’d] have two paddles, you can stand by it or take it back. If you take it back, you take it back forever. If you stand by it, you’ve got to tell me why, and I felt like that was such a good game.

Now that's good.

Corden added that while he doesn't consider his show to be explicitly "political," “we’re definitely not not a political show.”

“When we take swings, you will absolutely know where we stand," he explained.

For example, Corden's segment on his journey through LAX made a powerful statement about the Muslim Ban.

Chrissy Teigen, mom, wife, author, Twitter superstar, and model, is also apparently the owner of talking breasts. Or at least she was during this video posted by celebrity manicurist Mar y Sol Inzerillo, in which Chrissy Teigen is wearing a hand bra and a few pieces of yarn around her neck and not much else.

So now we know that Chrissy Teigen's breasts have a (pretty bad) southern accent, and a really positive outlook on life. If you ignore the fact that Teigen's mouth is moving, here's what her breasts had to say:

Hey, y’all, I’m Chrissy’s boobs. I'm having a great time here in [where?]. We’re here on set with a lot of fantastic people. But what I appreciate most is y’all are very inclusive of the titty. Well, that’s all for now, bye!

Her breasts seemed very happy to be free from the constraints of any fabric at all. Just like they say, free your mind and your boobs will follow. Hopefully we'll be hearing from Teigen's boobs again soon.

In an interview with the (not failing) New York Times, actor and pop star Selena Gomez opened up about being bullied in high school. The 24-year-old and her mother (Mandy Teefy) are doing promotion for upcoming Netflix series, 13 Reasons Why. The show is based on a book of the same name by Jay Asher, and both Gomez and her mother are executive producers on the series.

The book is about a teenager trying to figure out why his classmate killed hereself. It deals with the subject of bullying, so yeah, not a super light-hearted discussion. When asked about optioning the rights to the book, Selena Gomez told the New York Times,

I think [Jay Asher] understood that I knew what it meant to be bullied. I went to the biggest high school in the world, which is the Disney Channel. And my mom had a lot of history dealing with [bullying]. I heard her stories growing up. She’s very open about it.

Gomez deals with another kind of bullying, too—from trolls online. She said,

When I was on Wizards of Waverly Place, we didn't have social media really. Twitterhad just begun. Every Friday, I'd get to do a live taping in front of all these little kids and make their life. That's when I was the happiest. Then, as I got older, I watched it go from zero to a hundred. So I'm actually glad it took us this long to create this project because it's so relevant now.

Gomez, who suffers from Lupus, recently completed treatment for depression and social media addiction. When asked if she read the comments on her Instagram pictures (she has over 114 million followers), she explained,

You can’t avoid it sometimes. I delete the app from my phone at least once a week. You fixate on the [negative] ones. They’re not like, "You’re ugly." It’s like they want to cut to your soul. Imagine all the insecurities that you already feel about yourself and having someone write a paragraph pointing out every little thing—even if it’s just physical.

I can't even begin to imagine. Congratulations to Selena on staying strong.

According to Teen Vogue, Sephora is helping out those affected by cancer by providing free makeup and skincare classes to men and women undergoing treatment.

40 Sephora stores nationwide are participating in Classes for Confidence: Brave Beauty in the Face of Cancer. The 90-minute workshop will focus on teaching patients how to deal with the side effects of cancer treatments including hair loss and sensitive skin.

Here is the description of the class from the Sephora website:

CLASSES FOR CONFIDENCE: BRAVE BEAUTY IN THE FACE OF CANCER

FREE. We stand with those facing major life transitions. Discover techniques and products that address the visible effects of cancer treatments. Get skincare tips tailored to your needs, then get matched with Color IQ and receive step-by-step instructions for a radiant complexion, natural-looking brows, and defined eyes. 90 minutes.

Perhaps most importantly, these classes aim provide a place for patients to connect with others undergoing similar struggles outside of the hospital environment. The sessions will not only focus on makeup tips, but aim to create a supportive environment where people can connect and share their experiences.

The 40 stores offering the service can be found here.

When the news broke earlier this week that Ivanka Trump, handbag designer, would be getting her own office at the White House, along with top security clearance, people were understandably confused. Ivanka declined to become an official government employee, but will continue in her role as "unofficial adviser" to her dad, full-time, in her very own office, with top security clearance, in the West Wing.

Again, totally normal.

As the nation collectively scratches its head about what exactly Ivanka's going to get up to in the West Wing, Jimmy Kimmel proposed a couple theories.

After pointing out that most companies don't allow people to bring their daughters in to so much as sell Girl Scout Cookies, let alone advise on national security matters, Jimmy wondered if Ivanka's role would include overseeing her dad's famously impulsive Twitter habits.

We're guessing that's not going to happen.

Jimmy's second theory was much darker:

"I think, I suspect they put her there so somebody can run and grab her in case her father decides to nuke anything," he said. "She might be the only one he'll listen to, right?"

That sound you just heard is Nordstrom breaking ground on a nuclear bunker. You know, just in case.

Almost everyone has had a dirty roommate (or has been the dirty roommate). Comedian Justin Cousson elevated the art of passive aggression to new heights, by literally turning his roommate's laziness into an art exhibit.

Behold, these experiential sculptures.

The tweet went super viral, and Cousson (well, the dirty roommate) has expanded the installation.

After pricing a piece for the European crowd, the exhibit was subject to a heist.

The pieces have gotten increasingly provocative. Behold, "Choose your weapon."

People have been inspired to share their similar works of art.

Art truly is all around us.

But still, please, if my roommates are reading this: please pick up your sh*t. Also, sorry about the meatballs.

Those who follow on Chris Pratt on Instagram are probably familiar with his beloved video series, #WHATSMYSNACK, where he gives fans a peek into what he's eating that day. Here's an episode in case you don't know what I'm talking about:

Recently though, Pratt has been getting several comments from fans saying he looks "too thin" on #WHATSMYSNACK, with some even going as far to describe him as "skeletal."

Ever the jokester, Chris Pratt had a perfectly silly response to all the haters telling him he looked too thin. After getting all the comments on his video, Pratt posted this photo as a follow-up.

Pratt wrote:

So many people have said I look too thin in my recent episodes of #WHATSMYSNACK. Some have gone as far to say I look "skeletal." Well, just because I am a male doesn't mean I'm impervious to your whispers. Body shaming hurts. So to prove my security in the way I look I'm posting a current selfie of me at what I consider a very healthy weight. 500lbs. Zero percent body fat. Totally JK guys. This is a T Rex skull. Nailed you so bad. Omg.

Wow, he really got us. Chris Pratt may have to deal with some haters, but at least he's got a sense of humor about it.