Four Kansas teens flew high on prom night after a special Doritos-themed promposal caught the chip company's eye.

Shaedon Wedel asked his best friend's little sister, Carlie Wittman, who has Down Syndrome, to the prom with a bouquet of flowers, a bag of Doritos and special T-shirt.

"I know I'm NACHO typical Dorito but...I'm going to be CHEESY and ask: Will you go to prom with me?" Shaedon's shirt read.

Carlie's ecstatic reaction melted the internet's cold, sad heart, and caught the eyes of the big cheeses at Doritos.

Doritos wanted to make sure that Carlie's night was even cooler than Cool Ranch, and sent them to prom in style, in helicopters.

FOX4 Kansas City reports that a family in Wisconsin raised the money for Carlie to buy her dress, and complete with a tiara and a magic wand, she got to live her dream of being Cinderella for an evening.

Their prom night made the local news, and Carlie was flying high, literally and figuratively.

As far as winning Best Entrance goes, these guys have it in the bag.

Thanks, Doritos!

WELL. April has been quite a big month for Cara Delevingne's hair.

It was just last week that the supermodel-slash-actress debuted a brand new (very adorable) pink pixie cut, seen below.

Well now, Delevingne has taken an even bigger plunge. On Sunday, Delevingne posted this photo to her Instagram story, foreshadowing the hair change to come.

I know what you're thinking. "Wait a minute, did she...?"

YES, DEAR READER, SHE DID. Cara Delevingne has completely shaved her head. Photos of her new look started surfacing on Monday.

Delevingne is currently shooting her new movie, A Year In The Life, in which she plays a dying teenager. So it's totally possible that her brand new shaved head has something to do with that role.

(Either that or she just wanted a shorter hairstyle for Spring.)

Of course, she still looks totally gorgeous. And unlike her hair, Cara Delevingne's amazing brows are still intact. Thank goodness.

Society loves to conflate "skinny" with "healthy." But let's not forget "skinny" can also mean "unhealthy" and "a total nightmare." Just ask British model and body activist Charli Howard, who spent years at an "unhealthily low weight" after being told she was "too big" for modeling gigs, People reports.

Ever since quitting with a LITERAL FU to the fashion industry, she is doing much, much better. Yesterday the 26-year-old shared a powerful message about body acceptance on Instagram, along with photos of her from before, and now that she's "happier than I’ve ever been."

She definitely looks prettier now. But more importantly, she looks alive. And HAPPY.

In the caption, she wrote:

Look how far I've come!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 I may be heavier than I was, but I'm happier than I've ever been, and I never, EVER want to go back to that miserable and lonely time. 💔
I'm proof that being thin does not make your life better. I know the idea of thinness can often feel like a gateway towards a more fabulous, exotic and fulfilled life (that's how it's sold in magazines and in the media), but the reality is very different. You're just masking underlying insecurities or problems.
Being thin does not miraculously make you:
✖️ Happy
✖️ Pretty
✖️ Popular (with girls or boys)
... or solve any other problem.
The only way you will achieve these things is IF and WHEN you choose to love yourself and who you're meant to be! 💕 Trust who you are and realise you're good enough. Always remember that there is so much more to life than looks and weight. It's a big world out there and you have so much more to offer it 🌏 (P.S Thank you @letayna for tagging me in this before & after photo! It really showed me how much better my life is now! 💖) #iamallwoman#curves

Excuse me, waiter? Can I please get an amen please? And a side of fries.

Howard also shared these comparison photos last month along with a vulnerable post about overcoming disordered eating and body image dysmorphia:

Her message is an important one that we don't hear often enough. Because in the pursuit of skinny we forget about healthy, and that includes mental health as well as physical.

tl;dr maybe we should all stop obsessing over body size and shape and just strive to look (and feel) alive.

We don't know whyRihanna can't stop photoshopping the Queen of England's face onto photos of herself and sharing them on Instagram. We just know that it's definitely happening. And we love it.

The classic RiRi shenanigans began on Saturday, when the pop star, freshly returned from Coachella, posted this photo:

Friday was the Queen's 91st birthday, which may have inspired this. Beyond that, our only explanation is: that's soooo RiRi.

She then posted three more photos of the Queen's face plastered onto her own body. Each one more beautiful and inappropriate than the last.

"y'all chickens is ash and I'm lotion."

"#gucci UPDATE: Mumz said she won't too happy bout this post so I had to edit *insert appropriate Gucci Mane lyrics here*"

"It's not that deep."

Most of us look at these photos and see divinely executed perfection. But some people apparently don't take well to jokes about the British monarchy. "Its rude you know. This is not funny. She’s someone’s grandma. Imagine if its yours," wrote one commenter (personally my grandma would be thrilled).

Others commented:

This person might just be confused:

Rihanna has finally responded to the haters. In the most Rihanna way ever:

"haters will say it's photoshop."

Oh Rihanna, you precious, perfect flower. I would say "never change," but there's clearly no need.

It's almost summertime out on the West Coast, which has been confirmed by these hilarious Instagram posts of Sophia Vergara attempting to get on to (and occasionally making it, sort of) various pool floats. I'm not going to lie and say she makes it look graceful, because no sir, she does not. But she does look absolutely adorable while trying, in her own very special Sophia Vergara way.

First, there's this bull float, which looks like it could be in the pool of a country Western bar, if country Western bars had pools (I don't think they do). She attempts to board from the side of the pool, but she doesn't have much luck. She has even less luck trying to climb on once she's already fallen off into the pool.

Her joking caption says, "I'm getting very good at it," but the truth is in the hashtag: "Ihaveallsummer." Yep, all in good time. You got this, lady.

The next picture Vergara posts looks like she's in the saddle, so to speak, but her honest caption gives her away: "Looks like I did it but I didn't."

Three days before her struggles with the bull, she posted her struggles with a swan pool float.

She posted an Instagram collage of photos showing the very practical and not-at- all suave way she managed to get in the seat of her swan. She captioned that one, "Girls…this is how u graciously get on your pool bird," along with a laughing face emoji.

But finally—VICTORY!

Here's hoping it's a long summer of watching Sophia Vergara try to mount various pool floats. It could be a whole Instagram series. I'd watch.

This is Breeanna Telon.

And as you can probably tell, she has some pretty incredible makeup skills.

And she ain't just keeping them to herself, either.

According to Mashable, Bree decided to give her father, Eddie, an impromptu makeover while he took a nap. And no, she didn't just apply some lipstick and have a good laugh. She gave her dad a full beat, painting him for the GODS, henny!

Check it out.

Glittery cut crease, check. Poppin' highlighter, check. Fleeky brows, check. He woke up like this and, honestly, he rocks it.

And he didn't seem too mad about his new look, either (once he could pry open his eyes, that is).

I don't know if I'm more jealous of Bree's makeup skills or Eddie's ability to sleep through pretty much anything.

President Donald Trump said NATO was "obsolete" on the campaign trail, one of his many statements that infuriated people who know even a tiny bit about the world. (The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is "the largest and most powerful military alliance in history," and its members are sworn to defend one another from attack and keep the peace in Europe.)

Donald Trump has since back-tracked. But in a baffling interview with the Associated Press, Trump defended his earlier position. He only said those ignorant things because he—seriously, he admitted this—didn't "know much about NATO."

From his interview with the AP:

TRUMP: They had a quote from me that NATO's obsolete. But they didn't say why it was obsolete. I was on Wolf Blitzer, very fair interview, the first time I was ever asked about NATO, because I wasn't in government. People don't go around asking about NATO if I'm building a building in Manhattan, right? So they asked me, Wolf ... asked me about NATO, and I said two things. NATO's obsolete — not knowing much about NATO, now I know a lot about NATO — NATO is obsolete, and I said, "And the reason it's obsolete is because of the fact they don't focus on terrorism." You know, back when they did NATO there was no such thing as terrorism.

(NATO has officially fought terrorism since 1980, according to The Hill, including in 2001 when it invoked Article 5 to respond to the 9/11 attacks. Article 5 is the "mutual defense" clause, according to the New Yorker, "that says an attack on one nation is considered an attack on all of them.")

Here are three metaphors for this situation:

It's like going to a job interview to be a chef, knowing you're only qualified to be a fry cook, and when they ask you about how to fillet a sea bass you just say, "f*ck it, NATO's obsolete."

It's like doing a book report on a My Dog Spot, but you were supposed to read To Kill a Mockingbird, so you just say "f*ck it, NATO's obsolete."

It's like running for president, with absolutely no idea what the president does, so you just say "f*ck it, NATO's obsolete." It's exactly like that.

For the record, Donald Trump repeated his "obsolete" claim in January, according to Business Insider.

Serena Williams slammed former tennis player Ilie Nastase on Instagram after he made a racist comment her unborn child.

According to ESPN, the retired tennis champion attended the Fed Cup over the weekend and said of Williams' baby, "Let's see what color it has. Chocolate with milk?" Serena Williams is black and her fiancé, Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian, is white.

Williams posted this note to Instagram slamming the "racist and sexist" two-time Grand Slam winner (side note, Williams is a 23-time Grand Slam winner. Just sayin').

Serena Williams quoted Maya Angelou's "Still I Rise" within the classy takedown.

According to the Associated Press, Nastaseclaimed he didn't understand the upset over his comments, and asked, "I want to know what word I used is racist?"

This is not the first time Ilie Nastase has made problematic statements, and he has garnered a disgraceful reputation over the years, earning him the nickname "Nasty."

According toESPN, Nastase randomly accused Williams of doping based off nothing but the strength of her body earlier this month.

The same weekend he made racist comments about Serena William's baby, he also reportedly made British tennis player Anne Keothavong uncomfortable by asking for her room number numerous times. On Saturday, Nastase was ejected from the Fed Cup after harassing an umpire and yelling obscenities at the members of the Great Britain delegation after a tense match between Sorana Cirstea, a tennis player from his home country of Romania, and Britain's Johanna Konta.

The International Tennis Federation, or ITF, is considering taking additional disciplinary action against Nastase.

It's hard to believe it's been one full year since the world was blessed with Beyoncé's latest album, Lemonade. To mark this most prestigious anniversary, Beyoncé has announced that she's launching a scholarship program for young women. (What, did you think she was just going to take it easy while she's pregnant with twins?)

A statement on Bey's website says the aptly named "Formation Scholars" awards will be given to young women studying creative arts, music, literature, or African-American studies. A scholarship will be awarded to one student from each of the four participating universities - Berklee College of Music, Howard University, Parsons School of Design, and Spelman College.

The goal of Formation Scholars is "to encourage and support young women who are unafraid to think outside the box and are bold, creative, conscious, and confident."

You can read the full announcement from Beyonce's website below.

On Tuesday in Berlin, White House advisor and jewelry designer Ivanka Trump was featured on a W20 summit panel on women entrepreneurship with her contemporaries Chancellor of Germany Angela Merkel and International Monetary Fund Managing Director Christine Lagarde.

The Germans were very confused why she was there.

New York magazinereports that Ivanka Trump was asked real questions right out of the gate.

“You’re the First Daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the panel’s moderator, Wirtschaftswoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, opened. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a First Daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you representing, your father as president of the United States, the American people, or your business?”

“Certainly not the latter,” Trump said. “I’m rather unfamiliar with this role as well … It has been a little under 100 days and it has just been a remarkable and incredible journey.”

Ah yes, a journey for us all.

Ivanka Trump struggled to explain her gig to the skeptical German crowd, but said that her goals were “empowering women in the workplace” and “incremental positive change.”

While the room largely nodded politely at the vagueness, the audience lost it when she attempted to re-brand Donald Trump as a feminist hero, calling him a "tremendous champion" of women and families.

Yes, the audience in Berlin must have remembered "grab them by the pussy," and the international incident meme that came about when Champion of Families Donald Trump refused to shake their chancellor's hand.

While it's tough to hear the boos on the video, they were big enough that the panel's moderator addressed the elephant in the room.

“You hear the reaction from the audience,” Meckel said. “I need to address one more point — some attitudes toward women your father has displayed might leave one questioning whether he’s such an empower-er for women.”

Ever the Trump, Ivanka responded by making the question about "the media."

Ivanka Trump said she had “certainly heard the criticism from the media that’s being perpetuated,” but thankfully she stopped short of calling it "FAKE NEWS!"

Now that Ivanka is officially working in the White House, she might want to get used to getting booed at home and abroad.

UK fashion retailer Topshop is making a lot of women scratch their heads with a new item in its online catalog: clear plastic jeans. And before you ask—yes, they're exactly what they sound like.

If you don't believe the tweet, you can check out these monstrous pants yourself on Topshop's website. The jeans retail for £55 in the UK, or $100 in the US. Which is a lot of money for what's basically a lower-body condom.

Although they're bizarre, these jeans are a natural progression from Topshop's Clear Knee Mom Jeans, which were a viral sensation in March.

Topshop seems determined to make clear plastic the fashion trend of tomorrow. Fashion lovers everywhere have the same question: "WHHYYYYY?"

Some pointed out that clear pants are not new—they were an iconic fashion accessory of K-pop legend JYP.

So the verdict is in—unless you're a famous South Korean pop singer, you can not pull off these pants.

Also, you literally won't be able to pull off these pants. Better invest in Vaseline.

A really nice thing happened to a teacher, and because sometimes really nice things make their way to the internet, he shared it with all of us and now it's going viral for the pure, unadulterated, wholly moving emotion. Mr. J, you're some teacher.

To Mr. J

thank you for being a awesome teacher and for being amazing! This school year was so fun and I enjoyed it because of you. I wish more teachers was like you. I will never forget you. I look at you like my Dad. I never met my real Dad but it okay because you treat me like im your son. You make me so happy. Always feeding me when I am hungry and hug me when I am sad. I will never forget you Mr. J. I love you and I will never forget about you!

Love Markus

Twitter melted reading the note, because sometimes Twitter is human. For real, with lines like...

"I never met my real Dad but it okay because you treat me like im your son."

"Always feeding me when I am hungry and hug me when I am sad."

How could Twitter survive?

As it went viral, everyone wanted to get this great teacher a present—but he wouldn't allow it.

Apparently he's just flying high on the sweetest note ever written. Three cheers for Mr. J.

Finally—an airplane mishap story with a happy ending. A Labradoodle named Cooper went missing last Wednesday after first being put on the wrong plane and then escaping when a member of the airline staff took the dog out to relieve himself. But luckily he was found two days later, safe and sound.

According to The Star, Cooper was supposed to be flying WestJet to Deer Lake, Newfoundland/Labrador from Halifax so he could be taken care of while his owners, roommates Terri Pittman and Chelsea Simon, went on vacation in Jamaica. But somehow the airline screwed up and put the Labradoodle on a flight to Hamilton. Then, when the plane landed in Hamilton, Cooper managed to get off his leash during a potty break.

A WestJet representative called Simon to let her know that Cooper was missing at about midnight on Wednesday night. The co-owners immediately flew to Hamilton (which the airline paid for, thankfully) to start looking for their dog.

Hans Ashton, Pittman’s cousin, said there had been several sightings of Cooper near the airport on Thursday. On Friday morning, someone saw the dog and lured him into a fenced area, where they kept him until Simon and Pittman arrived. According to Ashton, the dogs was "frightened, muddy and wet, but uninjured." On Friday, Pittman told The Star that finding Cooper was “amazing and overwhelming."

On Facebook, Pittman posted about her happiness and relief at finding Cooper, writing:

A very very overwhelming amount of mixed emotions in 2 days. This dog is everything to me, and the thought of losing him for good was sickening. It has felt like a nightmare/dream for 2 whole days. Don't ever underestimate the love of an animal, especially if you don't own one. The moment I finally had eyes on him, and submitted myself to him on his level and when his head perked up after realizing it was me, and ran to approach me... I'll never forget it. After him being so spooked and absolutely terrified of everyone else and knowing he finally had a feeling of comfort, it's such a wonderful feeling.

WestJet spokesperson Lauren Stewart issued a statement on Friday, saying, “We have offered to pay for Cooper’s vet bill and will work on getting them back home as soon as they are rested. In the days ahead, we will review our procedures in an effort to determine what happened and make changes if needed to prevent future, similar occurrences.”

As women, we need to have each others' backs. And boobs. That's why mother-of-two Jennifer Cordts is sharing her heartbreaking story as a warning to other women, after her own rare form of breast cancer went undiagnosed for 11 months, First Coast News reports.

Women are often taught to look for lumps as a warning sign for breast cancer. But for 46-year-old Cordts, her symptom was a splotchy red discoloring on one breast, like a sunburn:

In an interview with First Coast News, Cordts says she went and got a mammogram but it came back normal. There was no lump or tumor and doctors dismissed the problem, claiming her "bra was too small."

But after buying all new bras and taking an antibiotics, the red splotchiness didn't go away. So Cordts did some Googling. "IBC came up. Inflammatory Breast Cancer," she recalls. "It was the first thing that popped up."

She had a "bad feeling" and her instincts were right. Eleven months after her first mammogram, Cordts got a biopsy which confirmed that she had stage four Inflammatory Breast Cancer (IBC). "It took my breath away," she says.

IBC is extremely rare and makes up one percent of all breast cancers, according to the National Cancer Institute, and it's often diagnosed too late.

This was a year and a half ago. Doctors gave Jennifer three-to-five years to live, according to her husband, Rob Cordts. "We're hoping for five, right?" he says.

Jennifer said she wanted to share her story in hopes of helping other women spot the symptoms earlier:

I really want this to educate. I really want someone to say 'Oh my gosh, I have redness in my breast. I better push past the mammogram and ask for some more tests.'

If you're tired of spending your precious screen time searching for hidden snakes, dogs, Oscars, English monarchs, and other woefully unerotic items, we've got a treat for you. The masterminds behind the hit Instagram account Subtle Dildo create elaborate, detailed tableaus, each of which contains a "big rubber dong" hidden where you'd least expect it. Each of their unique pictures is a fascinating and titillating puzzle. They're so addictive, you'll forget you've been staring at dildos on your work computer for the last two hours.

Sometimes, the dildo isn't that hard to spot.

But other times, it can be very challenging.

This one is particularly frustrating. I've stared at it for so long, and I still can't spot the wang!

If you think this is some new fad, you're wrong. These folks have been posting dildo pics for years.

Here's a sampling of some of their greatest hits. Check out the Instagram page for the rest, but try to pace yourself. You don't want to get fired over dildos… again.

Sometimes you find yourself seated near a couple having a fight or enmeshed in some sort of drama. It's not usually fun, because having to hear the arguments of unhappy people can be really uncomfortable. But every so often, if you're lucky, you get to overhear conversations so good they sound like they were scripted.

That's what happened to a Twitter user named Ashe Dryden. She was sitting in a restaurant at a table directly next to a woman who she soon learned was confronting the boyfriend she just found out had been cheating. There were no tears, no yelling, no pleading—just one woman eviscerating the man who was dumb enough to think he could juggle two women at once. The woman's wit and composure were so amazing, Dryden started live-tweeting the whole conversation.

RIP to privacy, too, but that conversation Ashe Dryden overheard was probably worth it.

It is with a heavy heart I must show you this video of a man putting the unthinkable on top of watermelon.

Be warned—the footage you are about to see is disturbing:

Yep, chef James Briscione of Man Crafted (eyeroll), rips open a little packet of dry, yellow taco seasoning and dumps it all over perfectly good watermelon, creating the spicy/fruity snack of your nightmares.

How can The Food Network, the channel that brought us that angel Ina Garten and the delightfully wacky Alton Brown, do us dirty like this?

Needless to say, Twitter was not happy with the summer snack, and was definitely cool with knocking it before they try it (let's be real, no one is going to try it).

I usually think unnecessarily gendering things is stupid, but you can feel free to keep this one, men.