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Eerie house listing tells buyers 'please don't ask' about the secret, non-rent-paying tenant upstairs.

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Are you in the market for a house that is almost certainly going to kill you? Then you're in luck, because check out this house for sale in South Carolina. According to UPI, the house is located in Cayce, near Colombia. Remax provides some details: it's a single family dwelling built in 1950, with four bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a mysterious upstairs tenant who will definitely kill you in your sleep.

The upper windows probably belong to the shadowy being who'll steal your soul.

The inside of the house itself is fairly creepy, mostly just because it's in a serious state of disrepair (almost like…someone left in a big hurry…) but it's the description on Remax that really sells the whole "possible murder house" vibe. It reads in part:

Please read carefully before scheduling showings. May not qualify for financing. Great "diamond in the rough" investment property or primary home needing separate apartments. Little is known about condition except that property has active roof leaks. Property is being sold "as-is" with no repairs, no clean-up, and no warranties expressed or implied. Upstairs apartment cannot be shown under any circumstances.Buyer assumes responsibility for the month-to-month tenancy in the upstairs apartment. Occupant has never paid, and no security deposit is being held, but there is a lease in place. (Yes, it does not make sense, please don't bother asking.)

Sounds great! Because who doesn't want their new house to come with someone (or something) unknown lurking above them at all times (and freeloading, to boot).

The description was originally posted on Zillow, where it drew the attention of someone on Twitter who had, you know, a few questions.

After the frenzy of attention, Zillow pulled down their listing, but it's still up on Remax.

UPI also pointed out another listing for the house on Hotpads, now expired, that included one detail about the mysterious occupant: "Upstairs apartment is occupied by professional artist." Uh-huh. Sure. That's exactly the kind of thing a malevolent demon would say about his profession (you can't trust these artist demons).

Another special feature of the house is this random hole in the ceiling (possibly where the ghosts broke through).

I'm sure it's fine.

And then there's the portal to hell located conveniently in the backyard, right next to an enormous paper clip or possibly a brass instrument. Or maybe just some pipes. You'll probably be dead before you figure it out.

Fun "easy to fall into" well for any children you might have!

You can see more pictures of your future deathtrap home here. Best of luck!


I'm in a relationship with my self-help books.

Settle the score for us: does Brooklyn Beckham look more like David or Victoria?

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On Wednesday, soccer star David Beckham and his 18-year-old son Brooklyn hit the red carpet together for the London premiere of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. The two Beckhams looked laid back and casual (but still dashing as hell) at the star-studded event, prompting many to notice how much Brooklyn looks like his father.

Entertainment Tonighteven called the two "look-alikes," but there is only one problem— Brookyln looks sooooo much more like his mother, Victoria Beckham, a.k.a Posh Spice.

This is his REAL "look-alike."

I mean, come on.

He's definitely a Spice Boy.

To me, it is obvious that Brooklyn is #twinning with his mom, not his dad. However, Entertainment Tonight seems to disagree, and writes:

Brooklyn, 18, looked nearly identical to his dad but definitely has his mother Victoria Beckham's fashion sense as he stepped out in a white T-shirt with rolled-up sleeves and pleated green slacks that he tucked into black boots.

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So Brooklyn is definitely a chip off the old block, but which block? Are you #TeamDavid? #TeamVictoria? #TEAMBOTH?

...and once we figure that out, let's move on to Victoria and David's other kids, Harper, Cruz and Romeo.

No matter which way you slice it, all the Beckhams are undeniably genetically blessed.

Sarah Hyland rips paparazzi for trying to start beef between her and co-star Ariel Winter.

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Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter play constantly quibbling sisters on ADORABLE sitcom Modern Family. But off-screen, the two are BFF. So when paparazzi approached 26-year-old Hyland at the airport and tried to get her to talk trash about her 19-year-old friend and co-star, the actress was like NOOOOOOOPE.

Hyland took to Twitter last night to call out the paparazzi for their failed attempt to start a feud.

"Paps at the airport trying to get me to talk shit about my girl @arielwinter1​​​​​​y'all digging for something you're never gonna get," she wrote.

Her girl Ariel Winter was right there with her, tweeting:

Squad goals, much?

Twitter is loving this display of female friendship and solidarity.

Good try, paparazzi. But it's called "girl power" for a reason.

Veteran finds infuriating note on his car after parking in 'veterans only' spot.

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56-year-old Rod Boyle of Durham, North Carolina was shopping at his local Harris Teeter store when he felt the wrath of a misguided note-writing vigilante with an itchy pen finger. Boyle had parked his car in a reserved "veterans only" spot, and came out of the store to find this angry note on his windshield.

In spittle-flecked handwriting, the note reads:

YOU ARE A F**KING MORON! I HOPE KARMA VISITS YOU OFTEN! (THIS IS PARKING FOR OUR VETERANS)

The note-writer was quite right about the spot. But he was wrong about Boyle, who served in the US Navy for 20 years before retiring in 2001. He's not even angry about the mixup, just puzzled.

Rod Boyle, veteran of the Navy and the Parking Lot Wars.

He told ABC News,

I just want people to understand... Don't judge by looking at the car whether we are Army or whether we are Marines or whether we are not. Be informed.

The question remains: Why did this nosey notesmith assume he wasn't a veteran? Is it the kind of car he drives? The lack of a million "I'm a veteran" bumper stickers? Or was this foul-mouthed jerk just desperate to give someone a hard time, and didn't feel like doing basic research first?

Boyle refused to insult the person who had called him a "f**king moron," saying,

Thank you for protecting us veterans.

That's a veteran for you. Always taking the high road.

Here's the report from CBS News:

Sneaky guy gets his girlfriend to wear her engagement ring for a year before popping the question.

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The world's sneakiest and most confident boyfriend spent a year and a half proposing to his girlfriend, Anna, who had no idea—despite the fact that the ring was bouncing around her neck the entire time.

The scheme began in 2015, when Terry crafted a necklace for Anna on their one-year anniversary, according to their ridiculously well-planned YouTube video. She loved it, and "proceeded to wear [it] every day and everywhere we went."

Guess what was inside that necklace? Yup. Over a year later, he took it off her neck, opened it up, and bam—the ring. Who could say no to that? She said yes, but she also said, "I COULD HAVE LOST IT YOU F***** IDIOT!”

It's true what they say, true love is blind and full of anger.

Go ahead and watch the romantic video, but if you're going to try this trick, you better keep your S.O. off the internet for a year. Otherwise they'll see this video, look down at their necklace, and break up with you over plagiarism.

As far as long-planned proposals go, this one is second in brash confidence only to the guy who spent five months proposing with selfies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=242&v=KYAeqchcpZo

Who are these men?

Sorry you found out it was National Eat What You Want Day after you ordered kale.

Happy Mother's Day to the TV that raised me.


Donald Trump just blew up his own cover story for firing James Comey.

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Donald Trump sat down with Lester Holt for his first interview since firing James Comey, and he full-on blew up the White House's official story of why that sh*t went down.

Vice President Mike Pence was peddling the official White House line that Trump fired Comey on the recommendation of the highly respectable, highly gullible Deputy Attorney General, and Trump said "LOL no, I was going to do it anyway." Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders (daughter of esteemed Twitter comedian Mike Huckabee) said the same thing. It's been two days, and these dudes couldn't keep their story straight.

Here's Pence yesterday, who said the opposite thing.

TL;DR

This just heightens the suspicion that Trump fired ole J-Come to muddy up the Russia investigation, seeing as Jimmy C was the one who was in charge of it.

While he was going off, Trump also called Comey a "showboat" and a "grandstander" which, you know, is HIS thing.

Donald Trump criticizing someone for being a "showboat" and a "grandstander" is like Sean Spicer criticizing someone for being a "liar" or "hiding in the bushes."

To a regular person, the whole interview seemed like an immediate mistake.

Trump also said that he called Comey to ask him if he's under investigation, and calling up the FBI itself stinks of obstruction of justice, like this whole damn charade.

If you were under investigation for allegedly stealing cookies from the cookie jar, you can't call up the Cookie Theft Police for details and then fire them.

Twitter was all over it.

The internet is horrified by this squirting, digging clam video but no one can look away.

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This bizarre squirting clam video uploaded by The Weather Channel has to be the weirdest thing you'll see on the internet all day, and if it's not...delete your web history immediately.

First let's pause so you can laugh at the term "squirting clam."

Okay, onto the video.

Strange Clam Video Goes Viral

This bizarre video of a clam digging in sand has gone viral

Posted by The Weather Channel on Wednesday, May 10, 2017

It is equal parts fascinating and horrifying, and I may never sit on the beach ever again.

Just after you get over the horror of watching this thing dig itself underground, you are subjected to watching it shoot sand out like a geyser.

The internet was intrigued, to say the least.

Wait...what?

According to several commenters/clam enthusiasts on The Weather Channel Facebook, this nightmare mollusk appears to be a Pacific Razor Clam.

Here is a GIF of the cascading clam to taunt your friends and loved ones with. Use it wisely.

So weird. So gross.

Gotta be honest, though—I'd still eat it.

Millennials have an 'avocado hand' epidemic on their hands, literally.

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Millennials have a rising epidemic on their hands. The condition is painful, difficult to treat and increasingly common, according to doctors. Even worse? The cause is the thing millennials love the most. It's called "avocado hand."

Fuck me #stitches #cuttingavocado #pumpingwaves 🔪😫

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Millennials love avocados. Unlike other stereotypes about this generation—that we're lazy and entitled, that we don't read (BLOGS COUNT AS READING OK???)—this one is true.

But as everyone knows, avocados need to be sliced open and cut to be consumed. And cutting a fruit that has a ginormous, spherical pit in the center of it is risky business.

According to a report in the UK'sThe Times, surgeons are reporting "growing numbers" of patients ending up in the ER with injuries related to peeling, slicing or removing the pits from avocados.

GORY IMAGE AHEAD:

#sewingwounds #cuttingavocado #johnshopkinshospital #myhusbandisadoctor #baltimore

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OUCH.

"People do not anticipate that the avocados they buy can be very ripe and there is minimal understanding of how to handle them," Simon Eccles of the British Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons, told The Times. He said he sees about "four patients a week" suffering from the condition.

The British Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons is even calling for safety labels on the fruit to reduce the number of avocado-related injuries, which often involve nerve and tendon damage and may require "intricate surgery."

"We don't want to put people off the fruit, but I think warning labels are an effective way of dealing with this," said Eccles. "It needs to be recognizable. Perhaps we could have a cartoon picture of an avocado with a knife, and a big red cross going through it."

Or, people could just follow this handy avocado cutting safety guide:

Here's another great avocado hack (this one's a little more dangerous so be careful):

Of course, people are already joking about whether or not "avocado hand" counts as a "pre-existing condition."

Cute joke. But really, does it count?? We need to know.

OUR ABILITY TO ENJOY AVOCADOS IS AT STAKE, PEOPLE. #RESIST.

Never go to bed angry unless you're role-playing.

I'm spending National Eat What You Want Day pretending wine is a food.

First grader accidentally writes hilarious, NSFW description of their mom on class assignment.

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Young kids' school assignments have a tendency for being hilarious, and this first grader's description of their mom is no exception.

Redditor desmondsdecker shared a photo on Wednesday of a worksheet completed by one of their friend's first graders. (We assume their friend is a teacher.) The assignment asked kids to fill in questions about their moms.

Unfortunately, one child's spelling mistakes created a very NSFW description of their mother. Let's take a look.

"My mom is 13 years old," reads the first line of the worksheet. Hilarious, as untrue as it may be.

"She has brown eyes and black hair," reads the second line. Okay, that checks out.

Her job is apparently to "work on an iPad," which the teacher changed to "computer."

And here's where things get a little NSFW. This mom loves to eat "penus."

We know the kid meant "peanuts," but come on. That's hilarious.

Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there. May your children's mom-themed homework assignments be as humorous as this one.

Donald Trump dug up an old Rosie O'Donnell tweet just to make a self-serving joke.

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It finally happened.

With some impeccably tough competition, Donald Trump has posted the worst possible tweet at the worst possible time.

The gosh darn President of the United States, whose recent actions have heightened suspicions about potential treason with Russia and potential obstruction of justice into the investigation, is resurrecting a petty feud with a comedian.

I cannot. And fellow observers simply could not even.

Gross: he might have gotten the idea from Reddit, like the t

He has a long history of picking on Rosie O'Donnell, like a big, strong adult man.

America is in good, tiny hands.


My hairstylist is humidity.

Video of Muslim woman getting kicked out of a bank for wearing a hijab goes viral.

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As if going to the bank isn't bad enough already, a young woman named Jamela Mohamed was publicly humiliated and subject to a racist, xenophobic tirade at a Sound Credit Union in Kent, Washington last week, she shared in a now-viral post on Facebook.

Mohamed, who is Muslim, was observing Jummah (also known as Friday prayer) so she entered the bank wearing a hood to cover her head, which she was told to remove, she explains on Facebook. She says she complied and went to her car to put on her traditional hijab.

When she came back (the woman wanted to make a damn car payment!), she was ignored. So she asked a bank teller for help and he said "it should be no issue" and summoned his supervisor. Boy was he wrong about it being "no issue." Next, an angry white lady (the supervisor) comes out and starts yelling and berating Mohamed without provocation and threatening to call the cops if she wouldn't remove her "hood."

Mohamed recorded the incident and shared the video on Facebook, including footage showing three white customers at the bank near her, all wearing hats and being served with zero problems (even though the bank claims to ban both hoods and hats).

This video is heartbreaking, painful and important to watch:

I went into Sound Credit Union in Kent, Wa to pay my bill as normal. The video above will show the discrimination that I faced today. I am a black Muslim woman and was observing Jummah, so I had my hood on. The teller asks me to “take off my hood”. In order to adhere to their policy, I ran outside to get my hijab. When I came back, two men before me were served with no issues, but both were wearing hats. Then I confronted the teller and he told me “it should be no issue, let me get my supervisor for permission,”. Instead of seeking a resolution, she chose to do this…watch the video. I never want this to happen to anybody and NOBODY should ever be treated this way. Thank you. Sound Credit Union KIRO 7 News Komo 4 TV The Seattle Times Kent ReporterACLU Nationwide CAIR-Washington State Seattle King County NAACP

Posted by Jamela Mohamed on Friday, May 5, 2017

She wrote:

I went into Sound Credit Union in Kent, Wa to pay my bill as normal. The video above will show the discrimination that I faced today. I am a black Muslim woman and was observing Jummah, so I had my hood on. The teller asks me to “take off my hood”. In order to adhere to their policy, I ran outside to get my hijab. When I came back, two men before me were served with no issues, but both were wearing hats. Then I confronted the teller and he told me “it should be no issue, let me get my supervisor for permission,”. Instead of seeking a resolution, she chose to do this…watch the video.

I never want this to happen to anybody and NOBODY should ever be treated this way. Thank you.

In the emotional end of the video, Mohamed breaks down and cries in her car, saying: "I feel so embarrassed right now."

The post has been shared nearly 8,000 times since she posted it on Friday and received thousands of comments supporting her. Many are calling out the bank, as well as the passive bystanders, for allowing this to happen.

In more hopeful news, the bank's Facebook page has been flooded with complaints about the incident (feel free to leave your own!). This bank teller should've been fired last week.

If you don't think America has a huge racism problem after watching this video or reading these comments, maybe one of these other viral reports of incidents of bigotry and racism will wake you up.

Seriously, America. Get your shit together.

Steve Harvey defends that controversial staff memo: 'I don't apologize.'

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On Wednesday, an email that Steve Harvey sent to the staff of The Steve Harvey Show, telling them not to "ambush" him in the hallways, was leaked.

It quickly began making rounds on the internet, and soon everyone was aware of the talk show host's diva-like demands. Now Steve Harvey is speaking out about the controversial email.

On a phone call with Entertainment Tonight, Harvey clarified what he meant by the comments in the memo. His response can best be boiled down as, "Sorry not sorry."

Harvey told Entertainment Tonight that he wrote the memo because he had become overwhelmed with staff members trying to talk to him.

"I could not find a way to walk from the stage to my dressing room, to sit in my makeup chair, to walk from my dressing room to the stage or to just sit and have lunch without somebody just walking in," Harvey said. "I've always had a policy where, you know, you can come and talk to me -- so many people are great around here, but some of them just started taking advantage of it."

(Geez, guys. Trying to talk to him while he's walking to stage? Who do you think he is? The host on a super busy talk show set?!)

"Look man, I'm in my makeup chair, they walk in the room. I'm having lunch, they walk in, they don't knock," Harvey continued. "I'm in the hallway, I'm getting ambushed by people with friends that come to the show and having me sign this and do this. I just said, 'Wait a minute.' And in hindsight, I probably should've handled it a little bit differently."

(No, Steve, you totally handled it perfectly.)

Harvey explained to ET that he wrote the email "asking everyone to simply honor and respect" his privacy.

"I just didn't want to be in this prison anymore where I had to be in this little room, scared to go out and take a breath of fresh air without someone approaching me, so I wrote the letter," Harvey told Entertainment Tonight. "I don't apologize about the letter, but it's kind of crazy what people who took this thing and ran, man."

We hope Steve Harvey gets saved from his talk show dungeon soon. You can read the full interview over on Entertainment Tonight.

Dr. Pimple Popper brought back some of her best pops ever for the ultimate #ThrowbackThursday.

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Throwback Thursday isn't just for baby photos and memes anymore. As of today, your secret (or not so secret) love of pimple popping can be celebrated with a #TBT of its own, thanks to our favorite dermatologist, Dr. Sandra "Pimple Popper" Lee. In a new series, Dr. Lee brings back some of the greatest pops from her early days of viral fame every Thursday, so her new fans can enjoy these hypnotizingly gross classics for the first time.

You know these pops are good, because they put Dr. Lee on the map. And now she's basically Queen of the Internet.

A YouTube star wore those 'Clear Knee Mom Jeans' for a week so we don't have to.

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Remember those viral Clear Knee Mom Jeans™️️ that shook the internet to its core in March? Of course, we're all still reeling. At first, the jeans seemed like a prank by Nordstrom, but no, these are REAL PANTS. For REAL PEOPLE.

They aren't for everyone though. In fact, many have questioned if they are for anyone.

The jeans raised a lot of questions, questions like: "whyyyyyyy?" and "NO REALLY, NORDSTROM. WHY?"

Well, we finally have some answers, thanks to YouTube star Safiya Nygaard who wore these jeans for a week so we don't have to. Did you think being a YouTube star was easy????

Nygaard spent a whole week wearing what she initially called "the worst jeans in the world" and documented her experience. And surprisingly, her attitude towards the jeans shifted as the week progressed.

Watch and marvel at the weird, enticing magic of "knee windows":

There are of course some downsides. As her friend Tyler points out the jeans do make it look like her knees are "saran wrapped." Plus, there's the whole factor of having to shave (but only your knees!) and apparently they "stretch" over your knees when you're sitting and get "sweaty." Eww. But regardless, Nygaard said the jeans made her feel "a little cool. It's a very confusing feeling."

So in conclusion: they're uncomfortable, impractical, and expensive ($95). BUT THEY WILL MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE COOL. See you at Nordstrom.

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