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25 Memes Every Stressed Out Mom Needs To See.

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Being a mom is a lot of work. Treat yourself to a laugh with these totally hilarious parenting memes. They are guaranteed to make you chuckle, even if your kids are driving you nuts today.

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A dad cruelly mocked his son’s LEGO tournament. The internet took him down.

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There's so much dragging, roasting, and clapping back happening on the internet these days that it can sometimes be hard to keep up with the all the frenzy. But sometimes, through the haze of it all, comes a glorious story of the roaster becoming the roastee. That's exactly what happened when conservative radio host Jesse Kelly of The Jesse Kelly Show on KPRC-AM 950 was called out for mocking his son's participation in a LEGO tournament by live-tweeting it. Sometimes, the internet comes to the rescue.

Kelly seemed to think he was being hilarious by making fun of his smart son...

He even tried out mocking the announcer for doing exactly what he was doing -- giving a play by play of what was happening.

Don't worry, he also mocked his son for winning.

And he was less than proud of his son and his team for excelling.

Other people who followed the thread didn't agree that it was as funny as Kelly thought it was, and came in hot with the take downs.

Kelly has since doubled down on his tweets, claiming they were a joke meant for people with a sense of humor.

Interesting parenting technique.

10 people share their most epic walk of shame stories. Sorry, mom.

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Most of us have participated in a walk of shame or a pride of stride, and we have the stories to prove it. Whether you woke up across town in last night's garb, or found yourself in a wet pair of pants after laughing too hard, the journey to the safety of your home afterwards can be excruciating. But in hindsight, the whole experience is pretty hilarious and makes for a great story at brunch.

If you love hearing these stories, you'll love the ones we picked out from a reddit thread that asked users to share the worst walk of shame they've ever had. Take a trip down memory lane and try not to cringe when they hit too close to home.

1. KingofSnipers has experiences the true walk of shame.

The unemployment walk of shame when you got your stuff together and you had to walk to the elevator.

2. Things got pretty shitty for dixfoisdix.

Was 7 or 8 at a chess tournament and was sick. Could either forfeit and not shit myself or win. I won.

3. The wait of shame, brought to you by jmh79.

Many years ago, I hooked up with a friend who lived downtown. I had parked my car on the street before going to the bar the night before. We had gotten pretty intoxicated that night - hence the hookup. We slept fairly late the next morning, both of us pretty hungover.

I had entirely forgotten that there was an event that morning where they blocked off the streets, despite there being signs posted everywhere. So midmorning I dodge my way through crowded streets to get back to where I parked my car, only to find it fenced in by temporary fences to block off the street for the kid's bike race that was about to start. My car was literally the only one left on the block. I asked a police officer when I could get it out, and was told I'd have to wait until after the race.

So, there I sat on a bench on the sidewalk, visibly hungover, miserable, and surely ashamed, while a bunch of kids rode their bikes around downtown with their parents shooting me odd looks.

4. MassiveKnuckles was on fire until...they were on fire.

Went on a first date with a girl from an online dating app. Things went well. Making out in a small pub, I accidentally set fire to my shirt on a candle. Wasted, we didn't care. Ended up staying at hers. Had to walk to work through central London the next morning in a half burnt shirt until I could find a clothing shop and buy a t shirt.

5. shelbyc09 met the parents very quickly.

Nothing beats waking up in the house of a twentysomething guy who supposedly had his own place but then him expecting you to join him at the breakfast table with his stern looking parents.

6. mamblepamble had a walk of shame that turned into a walk of happily ever after.

So first 'date' with a guy (it was two other couples and he and I were single tagalongs) I'm the DD and I go to drop him off at his parents. We had hit it off, exchanged numbers and to about a future date, but again he lived with his parents so I was content to drop him off.

My car had other ideas, and the battery died in his parents driveway at 3am in the pouring rain like a shitty lifetime movie. So I spent the night in his parents guest room. Woke up the next morning and his mom had made us breakfast and his dad had jumped my car. A car that never had battery issues before or afterthis incident.

He and I are engaged now, so it all worked out. That car ran beautifully until it wouldnt pass inspection because of rust. It was the ultimate wingman.

7. Things got pretty explosive for AmeriknGrizzly.

One time when I was around 13 I was at a bible study at a relatives house and I was super gassy. I felt a big gut buster coming on and I decided the polite thing to do would be to excuse myself and go to the restroom and blow that fog horn. Well I stood up and made it about 3 steps before I let out a quick pop and then preceded to chainsaw fart my way across this quite room with about 12-15 people reading the Bible.

I stayed in the bathroom mortified until my aunt came and got me.

8. DukeOfCheddar was feeling this one the next day.

Woke up on my prom date's parents basement pool table, still wearing the top half of my tux. Nothing below the waist. My date was asleep on the basement couch. Jolted upright and bashed my head on the light fixture hanging above the pool table, cutting my forehead open. Could not find my underwear or socks. Walked home in snow and cold with a bleeding wound. Date's mom called my (parents') house later that day, only to leave a message on the answering machine saying that she'd found my socks and underwear, and that she'd send them to school with my date.

9. Monarth1 was in the spotlight for this one.

I was dating this girl early freshman year of high school and we were at her place when her parents were supposed to be out of town. She had this garage with a room above it that’s about 50 feet from where I parked my car, all gravel in between. So her Dad comes home without us noticing and figures out what’s up. Unbeknownst to me he takes my flip flops. Later when I’m leaving (feeling pretty good about myself no less) I can’t find my shoes, think oh weird, proceed to start the very painful walk to my car. Then BAM floodlights from the main house (think like a mini version of stadium lights) blind me and I hear “yeah keep walking you little shit, I see you!” The mother fucker had stolen my shoes and turned on his motion activated flood lights he uses to scare away deer, all so he could taunt me and teach me the definition of a walk of shame.

10. Things escalated quickly for oconnejj.

Well mine was a stride of pride that quickly turned into a walk of shame! Strutting my way home after spending the night with a girl that I’d been trying to woo for a while I was feeling good. It was a nice day, sun was shining and it was only a mile walk so I was a happy man.

With a couple of hundred meters to go that’s when things started to go wrong, the late night take away that I’d loved only hours previously reared it’s ugly head. With my apartment in sight and my belly making noises reminiscent of Jaba the hutt feeding I took off at a run, or a weird hybrid run/waddle to get home.

Just as I’m reaching the entrance to the apartment complex the floodgates opened and the last 50 meters were some of the most shameful of my life as I climbed the stairs and got into the shower fully clothed and full of regret for that late night burger!

11. Zalminen pulled a Spongebob.

Was on a business trip to do some late hours network changes at another location, then return back by train.
Had to squat while connecting some cables in the rack. Rrriippp!

Yep, so much for the back seam of my pants. Which meant that I had to do the whole return trip with my boxers peeking through the rip.

Savannah Guthrie is sitting down with the MAGA hat kid and people are pissed.

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The controversy of the video of Catholic schoolboys very obviously mocking a Native American elder lives on!

After mostly accepting the PR firm-generated statement at face value, the media continues to defend these tiny bros, and it was announced today that they are even giving Sir Smirksalot himself a platform.

The Today Show's Savannah Guthrie of her sitting down with Nicholas Sandmann, and boy, is she getting ratio'd!

That's A LOT of comments!

Most of them can be summed up as, "this ain't it, chief!"

This kid was racist on camera so he gets the day off school, and presumably a free trip to New York?!

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If there are "very fine people on both sides," are they going to sit down with Nathan Phillips, too?

Also, if you want to hear this kid's side, how about having a person of color conduct the interview?

Well at least he's having fun!

Welcome to Congress, kid!

28 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Take a moment out of your morning routine to giggle at this hilarious list of memes. Laugh now, take care of your morning breath later.

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Trump made a rhyming tweet and these reactions can't be beat.

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THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN & LET'S HEAR FROM THIS CLOWN!

THE PRESIDENT JUST DISCOVERED RHYME & IT'S ABOUT TIME!

A RHYMING TWEET DOESN'T HELP FURLOUGHED WORKERS EAT!

THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING AND PEOPLE ARE MOCKING!

GET IN THE ZONE, WE GOT RHYMES OF OUR OWN!

IT'S NOT BASED ON FACTS, SO WE CAN'T RELAX!

Unlike Trump's tweet, Nate Silver's is backed up by facts:

Aaaaaaand scene.

A Fox News anchor corrected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez about healthcare and accidentally proved her point.

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Each day presents a fresh opportunity for a conservative to come for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez online, and without fail, people deliver.

The most recent retaliation directed towards Ocasio-Cortez came in direct response to statements she made about the immorality of billionaires in a vastly unequal country. During an an event celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day on Monday in New York, Ocasio-Cortez stated that "a system that allows billionaires to exist is immoral."

She went on to qualify her statement, by adding, " I don't think that necessarily means that all billionaires are immoral," citing the philanthropy of Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.

Still, she stuck to her moral guns by doubling down that it is largely "wrong" for billionaires to be allowed to live comfortably in a country alongside "parts of Alabama where people are still getting ringworm because they don't have access to public health."

As with many bold statements Ocasio-Cortez makes, particularly in reference to economics, her judgment of the 1% quickly made waves on Fox News.

In a recent segment Washington Post columnist and Fox News contributor Marc Thiessen responded to Ocasio-Cortez' statements on wealth inequality and public health by saying: "First of all, ringworm isn't fatal."

While he is technically correct, ringworm is a contagious but non-fatal manifestation of fungus, many people were struck by the lack of empathy in his response. Also, it was noted that his response was avoidant of engaging with the actual point of Ocasio-Cortez's statement.

In fact, one medical professional even chimed in to state that ringworm, when left untreated can in fact turn fatal.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez herself eventually chimed in to clarify that she meant to say "hookworm" which is a fatal condition exacerbated by poverty. Either way, the Fox News commentary just proves her point about America having the wrong priorities.

This completes this installment of "conservatives coming for Ocasio-Cortez."

Everyone's dragging Sarah Sanders for suddenly claiming to care about children's lives.

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It's a day that ends in Y, which means White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is being dragged for saying something dumb, and boy, is this one dumb. And malicious.

The White House continues to throw their support behind the MAGA hat-clad kids who mocked a Native American elder on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial (honoring Abraham Lincoln of "with malice toward none, with charity towards all" fame).

Huckabee Sanders retreated to her safe space of Hannity to bash the non-Fox News media's coverage of the story. She didn't call them out for taking the kid's PR firm-crafted statement at face value, but for covering the story in the first place. According to SHS, the people condemning the smirking kid were getting their jollies by blasting a teenager.

Ruining kids lives, you say? Hmmm, sorry to steal your brand, Trump Administration.

The children who were forcibly teared from their parents and then housed in tent camps would say that their lives were actually ruined by Trump and friends.

Two kids literally died last month in the administration's custody.

Also, does calling kids out for racism "ruin" their lives?

Killing them in the street because of racism definitely does.

David Hogg, the Parkland student famously smeared as a crisis actor gleefully mocked by the entire right wing media apparatus, challenged Huckabee Sanders with a simple, classic "really?"

Remember who the real victims of racism are: people who were caught being racist.


23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Remember The Early 2000s.

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Can you believe it's almost been two decades since the year 2000? This list will give you major nostalgia for the days of boy bands, MySpace, and illegally downloaded songs from the Internet. Take me back, please!

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20 people share their dirtiest sex secrets. That lightsaber is a dildo.

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Everyone has at least one secret that would completely scandalize most of their family and friends.

When it comes to what happens in the bedroom, though, it's a whole different game. While some people are incredibly open with their sexual preferences, kinks, and fetishes, there are other people who would crawl into a hole forever if anyone found out about their sexy alter-egos.

When a recent Reddit thread explored the NSFW question, "What is your dirty little sexual secret that you would absolutely never share with your friends and family?" the internet truly woke up. Granted, there probably isn't anything about our sex lives that most of us would want to share with family as that would make for a pretty uncomfortable Thanksgiving. For now, though, give it up for the brave souls who answered this question with their most honest, vulnerable and downright dirty secrets.

1. Oh damn, "picksandchooses."

Cousin Sue was really into swinger's parties. I know that because I saw her at several of them.

2. Hot goss, "SanshaXII."

The cute girl my wife and I met at the grocery store, whom my mom is suspicious of my being around because she thinks I might be screwing her?

Well, I am. My wife is too. Sometimes at the same time.

3. This is wise, "remarkless."

I maintain a small, but dedicated, group of close comrades who, upon my sudden unfortunate death, will proceed to remove the unwieldy box of sex toys of different shapes and sizes from my house before anyone in my family can arrive.

4. Interesting, "3258781897."

Some close friends know it, but not my family. I have a fetish on profesional female cleaners, so I've been masturbated with household gloves, laundry detergent and a mop plus (the most safe) floor cleaning products.

5. This just means you're human, "Kremidas."

I never don’t look at butts.

6. Definitely not a dinner party story, "Stranger_than_thou."

I saw sex workers for many years - but never had intercourse with any of them. Fell in love with one of them. And deeply regret it.

7. Nice one, "PM_ME_HIGHHEEL_NUDES."

You can probably tell mine.

8. Yeah probably, "Dr. Figgleton."

I'd think it's a pretty average thing nowadays to fuck a girls boobs because of porn, but my family would probably look at me like some kind of predator if they knew.

9. It's ok, "imbrowntown."

I am convinced I am asexual and I hate it.

The sexual secret is that I have tried to beat off to literally everything and have failed.

10. You'll find a cuddle buddy, "MadMan2012."

I just want one night of happy loving sex, everytime it has just been fucking, no one wants to stay and cuddle.

11. Brave man, "ButtMcNugget33."

I actually think of my wife sometimes when I masturbate.

12. Yikes, "hawkmoore."

I masturbate sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day. I'm not even always in the mood, I just figure "might as well".

13. Good for you, "tatsmcguy."

That my best friend and I drunkenly hooked up in high school. We’re both guys. Fun to experiment but sucking dick just ain’t for me

14. This is spicy stuff, "ImRickyAndImSticky."

I dated our Russian bartender for a while. She used to be a firefighter when she lived in Russia. I let her dress me in her small ass firefighter suite, tie me up and fucked me with a strap on. I'm a big chubby dude.

15. This is pretty innocent, "anonymousfame88."

I'm aroused by women getting their hair cut

16. Nice, "broomzooms."

I'm dating a couple that spoils me to death at nice dinners and then takes me home for a threesome every weekend.

Edit because people are asking:

28/F With married m/f couple. They are in their late 40s.

We met at a local southeastern kink event.

They cook for me sometimes also. I genuinely like them and we are dating as a throuple.

17. I hope this happens for you, "misspennyfoolish."

I have a pretty big crush on one of my law professors. 10/10, would let him exercise full personal jurisdiction over me anytime.

18. Get it, "OneStepMoreAbsurd."

I think I'm straight but I have a dildo that I absolutely love ramming my throat and ass with. I don't really know what to make of it.

19. Good for you, "yurtburgs."

I was a sex worker for a few years. Gave Bjs in cars. Made good money. No one knows

20. And, give it up for the winner, "umair340."

When I was a young teenager, I used my younger brothers lightsaber to masturbate. I haven't told a single soul. Now reddit knows how much the Force was with me that day.

Man's viral thread about a waiter saving a first date will restore your faith in humanity.

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Few sights balm a tired soul more than a couple that is truly in love. It's rare to witness two people who express romantic affection in a way that is so pure and tender you want to protect them from a jaded fate. So, when young love is spotted in the wild, and it doesn't take the shape of horny stomach churning PDA or obviously shallow infatuation, it's something to celebrate.

So, when the Twitter user Tim spotted a young couple adorably in love, he took notice. At first, his attention was merely paid to their unusually sweet body language, but the scene quickly turned into something even more heartwarming.

It was apparent, from observation, that the young man was deeply strapped for cash but still trying to treat his date to a full dinner experience despite her concerned protest.

The menu itself wasn't cheap, and the woman on the date kept insisting she could help pay. But it was clear the young man was dead set on treating her even if it broke his bank account.

Tim wasn't the only one who noticed how tender and pure the couple's love was, the waiter was keyed into the dynamic and decided to lighten the load of their night, by insisting that house champagne was included with their order.

As Tim left, thoroughly warmed by the couple's love, he complimented the waiter for stepping in and treating them to a round. The waiter shared that he empathized with the young man, having been there himself.

Naturally, people on Tim's thread were feeling the full range of wholesome emotion.

The story inspired a few people to share some of their first date experiences, both good and bad.

BRB, going to wipe something out of my eye.

23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Married.

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These marriage memes prove there's plenty of humor in the whole "til death do us part" thing. This hilarious list of memes will be relatable as hell to anyone who has ever tied the knot.

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Miley Cyrus got a NSFW ankle tattoo that might be feminist as f*ck.

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Miley Cyrus has definitely gone through many style phases over the years...

However, tattoos are permanent.

Just when you thought Miley couldn't be any more Miley, though, a fan instagram account noticed a particularly iconic tattoo that she got over the summer. At an NYC celebrity tattoo shop called, "Big Bang Tattoo," Miley got some very NSFW ink on her ankle.

That's right, it says "pussy." While I'm not going to attempt to speak for Miley's reasoning, or attach a headier meaning than she intended, I'm hoping this is a bold re-claiming of the word. Using a slang term for a woman's anatomy to imply weakness or cowardice is a mainstream practice. Miley choosing to get "pussy" on her ankle could mean that she's using the word to represent strength and resilience. Pussies can do a lot of very impressive things, they're actually not weak at all.

Or, she could just be having a very simple moment of eternal appreciation for all things pussy-related. Either way, keep on being chill as hell, Miley.

Woman who almost died from vaccine perfectly shuts down anti-vaxxers in viral thread.

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In many ways, the conversation surrounding vaccinations feels like its moved backwards in time. Despite all of the proof that vaccines save lives in large numbers, there has been a recent uptick in skepticism and anti-vaxx sentiments among people afraid of potential side effects.

One of the most dangerous myths circulating is the claim that vaccines cause autism (this has been consistently scientifically disproven). The popularity of this claim has fed the growing fear and skepticism around vaccines, while also revealing how much stigma people hold towards ASD.

Sadly, it's not just a niche group of misinformed parents who have chosen to forgo vaccines for their kids, thus endangering all of their children's classmates. A few choice celebrities have also joined the ranks of anti-vaxxers, one of which was the outspoken vegan makeup icon Kat Von D, who announced last summer her decision to not vaccinate.

In response, the Twitter user Clementine decided to share her very personal experience with vaccines.

If anyone was going to express anti-vaxx sentiments and have a foot to stand on, it's Clementine. When she was 14-years-old she experienced horrific one in a million side effects after getting injected with the tetanus-diphtheria vaccine.

The side effects almost took her life, landed her in a wheel chair temporarily, and still flare up to affect her life nearly two decades later.

Even still, Clementine shared that despite her experiences, she is firmly pro-vaccination, because every medical advancement includes the exceptions. And the lives saved by vaccinates far outnumber the one in a million suffering.

She also emphasized the fact that not getting vaccinated puts you in far more statistical potential danger than the slim chance of getting side effects. Plus, it's deeply selfish to endanger neighbors and classmates by exposing them to an unvaccinated child.

People on Twitter praised Clementine for generously sharing her experience, and being able to differentiate her rare experience from the larger picture at hand.

Clementine experienced the worst case scenario so many people fear, and she still sees the important role vaccinations play for public health. Hopefully, her story will help shake some sense into people giving into fear over facts.

Nancy Pelosi shut down Trump's tantrum over a shutdown State of the Union.

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The State of the Union is.......dramatic.

Last week, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi requested that President Trump his State of the Union Primetime Spectacular until federal workers being held hostage for a border wall get paid.

On Wednesday, Trump sent a letter to Pelosi that basically said, "when you're a star, they let you do it," insisting that he'll be delivering the State of the Union in the House chamber whether she likes it or not.

It's no surprise that Trump doesn't know what it means when a woman says no, and was betting that Pelosi was bluffing.

But bluffing she was not.

The Speaker did not fold. (Poker metaphors are the new sports metaphors)

Yup, there's still a Travel Ban on Trump entering the House until the shutdown is over. It's Pelosi's House, and within her power to do so.

The Twitter account A Crime of Day subtweeted Trump with the relevant US code.

Trump is insisting that Pelosi's move has nothing to do with the shutdown, but everything to do with Trying to deny the American people "the truth."

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It's not like she shut down his Twitter....

She's not "canceling" the State of the Union...she's just not letting it happen in the House chamber as long as the government is closed. Trump can deliver it from a Berder King or golf course or wherever he likes to go.

Trump is so afraid of Nancy, he's calling her.......Nancy.

While Trump is not happy, people are lavishing Pelosi with "YAAAAS QUEEN!!!"

Trump has finally met someone who hasn't capitulated to his tactics, and he's completely losing his sh*t.

Pelosi told a group of mayors that there's more than just the State of the Union at stake with this shutdown business: it's the whole legislative process.

If Trump gets what he wants out of holding 800,000 workers hostage, he'll probably never bother to get anything through Congress ever again.

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23 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Even if you freaking hate mornings, this hilarious list of memes will make you giggle. Get ready to laugh out loud at these totally ridiculous memes.

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Trump officially folds 'like a cheap suit' to Nancy Pelosi. The internet is gloating.

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President Trump has officially folded to Speaker Pelosi.

No, not on the government shutdown that actually matters and will get the 800,000 federal workers paid, but on the State of the Union. It matters signicantly less, but it's still super fun to watch Donald "The Art of the Deal" Trump fold.

The president announced on Twitter that for the first time in his life, he'll be respecting a woman's request and not deliver the State of the Union until he's invited into the House chamber.

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Nancy Pelosi right now.

Rather than gloat, Pelosi tried to keep the focus on what really matters: ending the shutdown.

Who needs to gloat when we have this GIF?

The internet went ahead and gloated on her behalf.

Even conservatives are admitting that Trump lost this one.

You know things are bad when conservative media is forced to acknowledge reality.

Woman f*cks up job interview by being overly prepared and the internet is dying.

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Most people will tell you there's no such thing as being too prepared for a job interview, and for the most part, that's true. However, to every rule stands an exception, and there are rare times when it's possible to be too prepared for an interview.

Showing up to a job interview a few minutes early looks professional, but showing up a month early falls squarely into the camp of being TOO ready. This is precisely what happened to the student Laura Mclean, who was so excited for her Skype interview with Microsoft's University Recruitment team she accidentally got dressed for it a month early.

While the interview itself is scheduled for February 18th, and Mclean knew that, her brain skipped a whole month and on January 18th she thought it was time. This resulted in a hilarious and embarrassing email exchange with Microsoft that Mclean shared on her Twitter.

The exchange started off fairly regular, with Mclean writing Microsoft to check in on why she hadn't been Skyped yet.

But it got both painful and funny when Mclean doubled down on it being February 18th.

People on Twitter were screaming at the exchange. To make matters even better, Mclean's birthday is in February, which means she skipped it in her head.

Several people comforted Mclean by pointing out how punctual this mistake was. If nothing else, it makes her look dedicated to getting the job.

One man even chimed in to comfort her by sharing the time he GOT ON A FLIGHT a whole month early. That is an expensive mistake to live down, at least Mclean only dealt with humiliation via email.

I have a feeling when February 18th finally arrives, she'll be even more ready.

Trump supporter builds argument defending border wall and someone immediately tore it down.

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It's day 33 of President Trump shutting down the government over border wall funding. When they're not mocking Native Americans, the shrinking faction of Trump supporters are standing by the president's insistence that no federal workers get paid until her gets $5 billion for a monument celebrating his hatred of Mexicans.

A recent Reddit thread asked government workers held hostage in the wall negotiations how they feel about the president.

Surprisingly, a Trump supporter supported Trump, playing all the hits. He categorized immigrant neighbors as "invading freeloaders," and said that 5.5 billion dollars for a wall is just a drop in the bucket of the vast federal budget.

Using the Trumpist's "imagine you make $44k after taxes" scenario, a worker replied that not only does the "fence" not solve the neighborhood dispute (which may or may not be imaginary to begin with), 5.5 billion dollars is actually a sh*t ton of money that could otherwise be used to address real issues like healthcare, the opioid epidemic, and homegrown American criminals.

Send this to your racist uncle.

A woman mocked this guy’s ‘lame’ Powerpoint Tinder profile. He got the last word.

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Online dating can easily feel like an exercise in futility. There are so many people to sift through, and so many people sifting through you, and the ways we sort people are largely based on looks.

For this very reason, 22-year-old Rizal Sadeli decided to get creative with his Tinder profile. Rather than presenting the typical assortment of attractive photos and vague one-liners describing his personality, Sadeli composed a whole persuasive slide show outlining why you should date him.

He even included references from his family, friends, and an ex-girlfriend.

He lays out his positive qualities and services in hilariously arresting detail.

There is even a meticulous list of hobbies and activities he regularly engages in.

His profile quickly went viral for its creativity. Sadly, though, with any level of viral exposure come the naysayers.

In a now deleted tweet, one woman claimed his efforts were lame.

Sadeli was quick to jokingly response, and his response quickly went even more viral than his original profile.

His comments quickly filled up with people encouraging him and giving props to his creativity.

In fact, a lot of ladies were feeling his profile, and many were quick to point out that he's not ugly at all.

If anything, the hate he got in that one tweet was a blessing in disguise, because it opened the floodgates of internet love.

He even followed up and made a video in response to all the love.

I have a feeling the combination of this viral tweet and his profile is going to land him some cute dates.

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