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Sarah Silverman slams doctor for giving her a creepily inappropriate mammogram.

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Getting an annual mammogram is one of the most important things a woman can do for her health. Finding breast cancer early reduces the risk of dying from the disease by 25-30% or more.

Women should begin having mammograms yearly at age 40, or earlier if they're at high risk.

Actress-comedian Sarah Silverman’s recent experience getting her annual mammogram was a wake up call for her that has a lot of women nodding in agreement.

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I had a shitty time at my mammogram appt today. I have to get an ultrasound after my mammograms because I have dense breasts (insert joke here) and this radiologist — the same man I had last year — I do not like him and here is why: He opened my gown and put gel on my breasts and smeared it around with his bare hands. Then he started talking to me about my chest X-ray (I also got a chest X-Ray) and was pontificating with my boobs just out and covered in gel and cold and finally I said “Hey-can we either talk about this when I’m dressed or WHILE your doing the ultrasound? I’m not comfortable with my breasts out just shooting the shit with you” Okay so — he smears the gel on with his hands and NO GLOVES on and when he glides the ultrasound wand thing over my breasts he drags his fingers on them and it fucking bothers me. Again, AS I TOLD HIM LAST YEAR, I said “Hey! Do you need to be touching me with your fingers?” He said “No”. And he pulled them off of me. Then he added “I do that for balance.” I said “Well I believe in you and I think you can do with without your fingers on me” Look, I truly don’t think he was getting off on it, BUT it is his job to be aware that this is vulnerable for a woman. Wear fucking GLOVES - this isn’t a date. For him to be so arrogant that he didn’t even internalize the problem when I said something to him about it last year is obnoxious and probably a subconscious power thing if we’re getting deep. That was my last mammogram with this dude. Or any dude. Look. I’m a grown woman and I’m fine. But this guy does this with everyone and I know that personally it took many years into adulthood before I spoke up for myself. It’s uncomfortable and too easy to think it’s all in your head. And arrogant fucks like this doctor take advantage of women’s socialized instinct to not speak up. All this to say speak up. Trust that thing in your gut that tells you this shit ain’t right. ♥️

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However, the light-bulb moment wasn’t about her health, but a realization about the importance of confronting men in positions of power.

Okay so — he smears the gel on with his hands and NO GLOVES on and when he glides the ultrasound wand thing over my breasts he drags his fingers on them and it fucking bothers me. Again, AS I TOLD HIM LAST YEAR, I said “Hey! Do you need to be touching me with your fingers?” He said “No”. And he pulled them off of me. Then he added “I do that for balance.” I said “Well I believe in you and I think you can do with without your fingers on me”

If he didn’t need to use his fingers he shouldn’t have done it in the first place.

Look, I truly don’t think he was getting off on it, BUT it is his job to be aware that this is vulnerable for a woman. Wear fucking GLOVES - this isn’t a date. For him to be so arrogant that he didn’t even internalize the problem when I said something to him about it last year is obnoxious and probably a subconscious power thing if we’re getting deep.

That was my last mammogram with this dude. Or any dude.

Here's her full post:

I had a shitty time at my mammogram appt today.

I have to get an ultrasound after my mammograms because I have dense breasts (insert joke here) …

Dense breasts have more dense tissue (milk glands, milk ducts, supportive tissue) than fatty tissue. This can make it more difficult for doctors to spot cancerous tissue, raising the risk for breast cancer.

… and this radiologist — the same man I had last year — I do not like him and here is why:

He opened my gown and put gel on my breasts and smeared it around with his bare hands. Then he started talking to me about my chest X-ray (I also got a chest X-Ray) and was pontificating with my boobs just out and covered in gel and cold and finally I said “Hey-can we either talk about this when I’m dressed or WHILE your doing the ultrasound? I’m not comfortable with my breasts out just shooting the shit with you”

Even a doctor with zero experience would know that women can feel vulnerable when topless, even through they're speaking with a healthcare professional.

Was he excited to be talking to a topless celebrity? Did he think she was comfortable? Was he a predator that was taking advantage of the fact he had plausible deniability? Was he a creep or just clueless?

Look. I’m a grown woman and I’m fine. But this guy does this with everyone and I know that personally it took many years into adulthood before I spoke up for myself. It’s uncomfortable and too easy to think it’s all in your head. And arrogant fucks like this doctor take advantage of women’s socialized instinct to not speak up.

All this to say speak up. Trust that thing in your gut that tells you this shit ain’t right.

Silverman’s reaction to the creepy doctor is an empowering lesson for women who have a hard time speaking up.

Speaking up to an authority figure, such as a doctor, can be more difficult for women because they are socialized to prioritize being “nice” over everything else. This gives doctors who straddle the line of inappropriateness enough leeway to get away with inappropriate touching.

Silverman’s post created an important opportunity for women to speak up and share similar experiences.


Surveillance camera footage of 10-year-old girl saving her sister is exactly why girls are the future.

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Ten-year-old Jayla Dallis is being hailed as a hero after she helped save the life of her three-year-old sister Kali Dallis.

On May 15, Kali and her sister were swimming at The Savoy apartments in Chamblee, Georgia when the infant jumped into the shallow end of the pool in a green inner tube. The inner tube went sideways and Kali was turned upside down with her head beneath the water.

During her struggle, Kali was dislodged from the tube and was unable to tread water.

Kali’s sister, Jayla, had just gotten out of the water when she turned around and saw her sister thrashing about. Jayla ran and jumped into the water and pulled her sister’s unconscious body out.

“She was, like, heavy, so I had to pull her by her hair, then I grabbed her by her waist and pulled her up,” Jayla Dallis told WSAV 3.

A bystander called the police and the apartment operations manager and the girls’ aunt began administering CPR.

Seargent Ed Lyons, the father of a six-year-old girl, got the call and sprang into action. When he arrived at the scene, Lyons immediately began administering CPR. “I saw my little girl lying there, same little bathing suit she wears, same kind of hair pulled up in a bun up top,” Lyons told WSAV 3. “You know, you’ve got to kind of push past that and do what you're trained to do.”

By the time the ambulance arrived, little Kali was spitting up water and had a pulse but was still unconscious and in critical condition.

Two weeks later, Kali was released from Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta at Scottish Rite after making a full recovery.

“I’m fortunate to be able to take my baby home after two weeks of being here,” her mother, Daneshia Dallis told WSAV 3.

25 Memes Men Probably Won't Find Funny.

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"Men are a luxury. Not a necessity."

-Cher

No men were harmed in the making of this hilarious meme list.

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26 Utterly Ridiculous Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Start your day off with the easiest morning workout ever, laughter. Thanks to these utterly random memes, your day just got a whole lot more fun.

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Chris Evans destroyed the men behind the 'straight pride' parade. Captain America to the rescue.

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In case you missed it, a group of men in Boston known by the group name Super Happy Fun America are proposing a "Straight Pride Parade" for the end of August, and because they filed a discrimination case (deep irony) for permission to fly their Straight Pride flag, it looks like it may actually happen.

Understandably, everyone and their mother has been roasting the concept and how innately self-pitying and privileged it is.

A handful of celebrities emerged from their golden Hollywood hot tubs to tweet their support of the LGBTQIA community, while expressing deep eye rolls at the concept of "Straight Pride."

One of the most notable of the celebrity clap-backs came from none other than heartthrob Chris Evans, aka Captain America, who laid into the deep homophobia and insecurities required to throw a Straight Pride parade.

In his tweets, Evans roasted how a deep fear of finding any men attractive can lead to the most homophobic of behaviors, and that it's deeply apparent these men are woefully disconnected from their own feelings.

He then went on to flay all the false equivalences being made between Straight Pride and LGBTQIA Pride, and how it's absolutely not the same, given the fact that straight people haven't been historically marginalized, discriminated against and threatened with violence.

A lot of Marvel fans were happy to see Captain America using his platform to come for the homophobic organizers in Boston.

It really doesn't take much for people to find an excuse to go gaga over Evans, so this really took it to another level.

While Evans sentiments may not be new, it is worth noting that few icons resonate more with straight men than Marvel superheroes, so if anyone is going to get through to these guys, it's Captain America.

Axe Body Spray destroyed a homophobe, proving they're one of the good bros.

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The most welcome, surprising glow-up from the century comes courtesy of Axe Body Spray, which has gone from the chosen "cologne" of creepy frat bros to a proud defender of gay rights.

With Pride Month inspiring many corporations to make rainbow-colored merchandise (and money), and Axe Body Spray is going the extra mile to distance itself from homophobes.

After a group of alt-righters announced a "Straight Pride Parade" in Boston, non-homophobic a-holes proceeded to dunk on the losers who felt they needed a parade to celebrate their identities that have never caused them any oppression at literally any point in their lives.

Axe Body Spray hated being associated with such a farce, and declared their support for "the parade that matters": the gay pride parade.

A woman named Jill was committed to playing the victim, insisting that supporting gay pride means not supporting straight people.

Axe was not having it, however, and told Jill to piss off.

The tweet went viral, and Axe is being celebrated as heroes, showing how grateful we are for any

"Gay rights are human rights but go off jill" has become the song of the summer.

Axe's statement inspired Pop Tarts, inspiring Twitter's new favorite 'ship.

Thank you for your support, Axe Body Spray. You are truly one of the good bros—the Keanu Reeves of fragrances.

They've come a long way since their sexist ads.

A class of toddlers made a hilarious cookbook. One of the recipes is just: salt.

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Cooking can be one of the most relaxing, meditative and life giving experiences ever. But it can also unfortunately be a completely stressful ordeal when you feel inexperienced or are facing a near empty cabinet void of the necessary ingredients to spice up your life and stomach lining.

Having a trusty book full of favorite recipes is one of the most common and foolproof ways to get over the mental block in the kitchen. Plus, once you become fluent with your recipes, it's far easier to learn which flavors blend well so you can make your own original concoctions.

Many of the most fluent cooks get their start as children playing around in the kitchen, experimenting with ingredients, and while this process can be illuminating for the kids, the results are often fairly inedible for the rest of the world.

For this reason, when Twitter user Jordan Adams shared the pages from his nephew Ethan's pre-k class cook book (dictated by the toddlers themselves), the recipes immediately went viral for their honest dysfunction.

Ethan's famous egg recipe includes all the key ingredients: pancakes, skittles and sugar, all of which can be purchased at Texas Roadhouse (per his instructions).

The instructions read:

"First you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house and I will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing."

The recipe for Joe's Tacos is equally illuminating, and includes a mild existential crisis (who among us can't relate?!)

The instructions read:

"First I don't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I change this to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is only 3 stuff you need, white cheese, yellow cheese, and tortilla. I don't even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is so hard think about tacos. But I can make cheesy roll ups. They are super easy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and I don't know where to buy the white cheese. I don't know how to make tacos. Cheesy rollups are better because I know how to make them. I don't think...one time I made candy and it turned brown. I don't want tacos anymore. I like them, but I love cheesy rollups more. I don't like beans because they make me throw up. My mom made me a burrito one time with beans and I threw up. Wait...I know how to make watermelon it is easy...just buy the watermelon and eat it."

Ariana truly went above and beyond with her macaroni recipe, which included key ingredients such as a doll, backpack and strawberries.

Her salient instructions read:

"First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and moe melted cheese. The oven has to be hot like fire...like a candle...like for birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I ahve to leave because I am going to a party with a swimming pool. My sister says, "Why do you go to the swimming pool?" and I say, "Because I like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it to not be hot and then my sister says, "Why do you do that?" It's because you blow on the macaroni so it won't be hot. You need to wait. Now it's done!"

Last, but certainly not least, Sebastian's Pancakes are a crucial addition to any balanced diet.

As with most fine dining, the only ingredient required is salt, and you can buy everything from Walmart.

The instructions read:

"You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns so you have to be careful. You make like, something and put it in and it cooks. Then you get a plate and finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table, you have to throw it away in the wink or flies will get on it."

The artful stream of consciousness included in all of these recipes really hit home for a lot of people on Twitter, and allegiances to the child chefs were quickly formed.

Joe's tacos, and the accompanied emotional journey quickly became a fan favorite.

The poetics of Ariana's macaroni also really hit the spot for a lot of people.

The ingredient range for the recipes was truly a spectacle of beauty.

Needless to say, I will be absolutely adding Joe's Tacos to my weekly meal planning. If there's anything I relate to, it's spiraling while making a taco recipe and deciding to eat watermelon instead.

Bride asks if she's an a*shole for no longer wanting her trans cousin in her wedding party.

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For the most part, human beings want to do the "right" thing. But oftentimes, life puts us in confusing situations that make it very difficult to gauge what the right thing even IS. The sub-Reddit "Am I The Asshole?" exists for this reason, because there's nothing like the court of public opinion to help us determine if we're good, moral beings or pieces of shit.

A woman recently asked the sub-Reddit if she's an asshole for inviting her trans (FTM) cousin to participate in her wedding party, and then no longer wanting him involved. The question she posed, "Am I The Asshole for no longer wanting my trans cousin in my wedding party?" sure makes it seem like she's the asshole. Because why would you exclude someone from your wedding party just for being trans?! But the story she lays out presents a far more complex picture. She begins:

I’m getting married next year and I’m so excited about it. My fiancé has all his groomsmen picked out, and I’m in the process of asking my bridesmaids. I’d also have liked to include my twin cousins E and A in the bridal party, as we were always so close growing up. A is a guy and lives a few hours away. E is FTM, which I’m sad to say plays a major role in this AITA.

I drove out two weeks ago to visit A and ask if he’d be willing to be a part of the bridal party. I put together a box of goodies, and a card that said “Will you be a part of my Bride Tribe?”, deliberately not trying to use the word bridesmaid. He was excited and we talked a little bit about expectations/plans for how his and E’s ties/pocket squares would match the bridesmaid dresses. I specifically asked him not to mention anything to E because I wanted it to be a surprise.

By avoiding gendered language and inviting her male cousins to participate in her wedding without asking them to abandon their gender expression, it seems like this woman's heart is in the right place. Unfortunately, her cousin "E" did not see it this way. She continues:

Fast forward to this weekend and I meet E for lunch. I give him the same little box of goodies with the same card. E’s reaction didn’t go as I expected. He got really angry, accusing me of wanting to “fit him back into a feminine bridesmaid mold” despite his transition. I tried to explain that I’d picture him and his brother wearing color coordinated suits, but I didn’t get the chance because he kept talking over me. I feel like he went off the deep end. He called me bigoted, asked why I wanted him to support a wedding that would only end in a divorce, called me “basic” and adhering to stupid sexist traditions. He left without giving me a chance to really explain.

In E's defense, he has probably dealt with a lot of sexist and transphobic bullshit in his life as a trans person, which could explain his defensive asked to participate in a bridal party which is a gendered tradition with a sexist history. But in defense of this bride, she does seem to have done her best to make him feel welcome and included. So it makes sense that she was hurt by his reaction. This is when the moral high ground gets a little more blurred, because E ended up apologizing, but the bride decided not to accept his apology, and wants to exclude him from her bridal party. She writes:

I guess today E finally calmed down and talked to his brother who must have explained because he sent me a text message apologizing and saying he’d be in the bridal party. I drafted a text message saying basically that while he’s still invited to the wedding, given his feelings towards me, it’s best if he isn’t a part of the bridal party. My fiancé says I should do whatever makes me comfortable, but my mom seems to think I’m being to harsh on E and should have seen this misunderstanding coming. She says I should be more understanding, considering the abuse/discrimination he must face. She says I should give E a second chance and if I don’t it will cause all kinds of family drama.

Would I be the asshole if I refuse to let him be a part of the wedding party?

Personally I agree with the mom in the situation. A cisgendered person might have a difficult time understanding what it's like to go through life as a trans person, and how a gendered event like a bridal party could trigger all kinds of complicated emotions. E apologized and clearly wants to participate, and since his twin brother will be participating, it seems unfair to exclude him. But at the same time, he did call her a bigot when she hadn't really done anything wrong to begin with. So even if her choice to exclude him isn't what my choice would be, it seems unfair to call her an asshole.

To help you decide, the bride followed up with some more information after her Reddit post went viral. She writes:

So I’m going to clarify a few things here in hopes that it addresses your questions.

E sent me a text apologizing. His apology was for “snapping at me”. He admitted he was wrong and it was “totally out of line” and now that he talked to A he knows what I meant and would be in the wedding party “if I’d have him”. Nothing specific was mentioned, and I haven’t sent any response yet.

A also did call me this evening, but I was out to dinner and missed his call. I called him back but right now we seem to be playing phone tag.

ALSO, E is a man. He uses the pronouns he/his/him. Just because he may have been an asshole/acted out of anger does not give ANYONE license to misgender him. If you want me to take you seriously, use the correct pronouns for E.

It almost seems like this situation is on the verge of being resolved, since they haven't even talked on the phone yet. And sometimes voice communication can be hugely instrumental in helping resolve conflict. Either way, the overwhelming majority of Reddit commenters seem to believe she's NOT the asshole in the situation. Let's hear from some of them.

Fixmy59bug says she's not the asshole:

If He ONLY bitched about you "pushing him back into a female role in a dress" then I would say he would have a point.

BUT...Since he threw in the other comments (marriage doomed to fail, calling you basic, stupid sexist traditions), then I would say he doesnt support you or your choices anyways.

And ShoddyAssistance agrees, writing:

NTA (Not The Asshole). You don't need to bend over to please people that insult you, especially for your wedding.

InfiniteGrocery also agrees:

NTA - there would not have been a misunderstanding if E did not jump to wanting to take offense at something. All he had to do was not talk over you and everything would have been fine.

Honestly I would have been okay with alot of it until he started personally attacking you and saying your marrage will end in divorce and that is the main reason you should cite when telling him (and your Mom) why he is not part of the "Bride Tribe"

What do you think: is she behaving like an asshole by excluding him even after his apology? Or is his rude meltdown unforgivable? Weigh in in the comments!


20 lawyers share the times they realized their clients were monsters. Elle Woods would not approve.

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By nature of their very job, lawyers are required to be able to place themselves in someone else's shoes in order to effectively convince the court of their client's innocence and integrity. Given the nature of our justice system, and human beings in general, this can look a lot of different ways.

In some cases, lawyers are taking on the mantel of the underdog, tirelessly advocating for justice for the victim of a violent crime, or a falsely accused innocent.

But in other cases, a lawyer is put on a case where they have to represent someone who they ideologically disagree with, someone who is undoubtedly guilty and often without remorse. In these situations, it could be a really difficult to keep your head down and do your job, especially if it feels like a detriment to the safety of society at large.

In a recent Reddit thread, lawyers shared stories from the times they realized their client was an absolute monster, and how they dealt with that accordingly.

1. genfire saw a man return to his BS like a dog to its vomit.

"A lot of years ago I used to work as a solicitors representative (cases go to crown court, barrister deals and I am there for paperwork, additional stuff with client etc). 70 something year old man had been in jail for 15 years for an assault on a child. Solicitor and barrister working on getting him released due to him getting clean reports from just about everyone."

"Guards took him out of jail to a dentist and as he entered the waiting room he saw two children and ran straight at them. Guards stopped him. 3 weeks later at court I was the one that sat him down in a room to explain that no, this isn't a hearing to release you. It is so you can be commited to a mental health secure facility for the rest of your life. He didn't take that well, I shed no tears."

2. gemulikeit saved a senile man from getting robbed.

"Not the client but my managing partner. The client was a senile 90-year-old man. He wanted to sell land worth a little less than a billion dollars to some businessmen. Suffice to say there were many who wanted to take advantage of the situation. One such person, to my dismay, was our managing partner."

"The partner wanted to insert a provision that would have effectively funneled about 60% of the proceeds solely to him. You could see how his eyes gleamed at the mere mention of money. The provision "got lost in the revisions." I was doing the revisions. I'm no longer part of that scummy firm."

3. IntrapersonalSkills worked at a firm that got a woman off a murder charge, and she promptly went back out with a weapon.

"Ianal but a legal assistant. We got a client off of a murder charge.

2 weeks later she was caught with a similar weapon and situation, except this time the guy didn't die."

4. motlbrandon's professor saw it all.

"My general psychology professor worked for the state of Arkansas assessing criminals to see if they would qualify as criminally insane. He told us a story one time about a guy who would get glass shards and hide them underneath his skin-presumably to use at a more opportune time. He said his interview with the guy made the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end"

5. SmallTownDA met a woman with a truly twisted worldview.

"I'm on the other side, but I've got a defendant who went to prison for starving three adopted children to the point that they needed weeks of hospitalization, then got out of prison and married a guy with children so that she could start starving them, too. Listening to her interview where she attempts to justify what she did to both sets of kids disturbed me more than any of the murder cases I've worked on."

"She did nothing wrong, she was just trying to help them be healthy and beautiful. She felt bad for the first set of kids because they needed her, etc. It wasn't my case, but I've seen the pictures. The first set of kids looked like holocaust survivors. They were 4-5 and she had them completely brainwashed to think only she would ever love them."

6. hamonsterville had a massively creepy client.

"We had a client try and enforce a post-employment restraint against a 19 year old receptionist after she quit and started working for a competitor. The reason? He wanted to "make her life hell" because she wouldn't sleep with him, a creepy 57 year old man. Him trying to sleep with her was the reason she quit. Unsurprisingly he didn't take our advice to discontinue his claim and so we ended up sending him elsewhere."

7. chlorinesmellsgood had a client who tried to monetize her baby.

"She tried to sell her baby. I found out during a hearing, in front of the judge."

8. ______fuck______ had to listen to their client nearly kill someone on a recording.

"I listened to a 911 call where the victim's throat was slit while on the call by our client. I will never forget her gurgling and sounding like she was dying (somehow she ultimately lived through this) saying, "He killed me, he killed me."

9. Snake_Manhauser's teacher left law because of a traumatic case.

"Oh, I can share a good story. I had a teacher in high school who was a former lawyer. We always asked him why gave up his practice to start teaching. He finally caved and explained that his last case was the defense of three people. Apparently there had been a fourth. It was two couples, who in the act of a drunken, drugged out orgy, decided to kill, partially eat, and dismember one of the women."

"I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time. As a lawyer, he said it was pretty open and shut, but he had to get his clients the best result possible, and he was exposed to all the horrid details, the pictures, and their reasoning. My teacher had such a far off look when he explained it that we could see it really got to him."

10. JuniusPhilaenus doesn't trust their own clients.

"I’ll go ahead and say it. When I practiced family law and criminal defense, I trusted and believed my criminal defense clients 100x more than my divorce/custody clients. The worst monsters are the people who manipulate minor children for custody reasons. Fuck them. Luckily I’m out of that area of law, hopefully for good."

11. Elfanara's mom quit after a horrific case.

"My mom is a lawyer. This is the story about how she quit being a public defender.

When you are a public defender you don't get to choose your cases. She got assigned a young man who, with the help of his girlfriend, had gotten a kitten from a "free to a good home" ad in the paper. They then brought it home and gave it to their dog as a chew toy. I think they also filmed it."

"So yeah. She said she needed a shower after every meeting with him. Canceled her PD contract after the case concluded."

12. sethschraier's client literally disowned their autistic son.

"Had a divorce client, husband and father, who disowned his autistic son, tried to argue that he should get all of his wife's retirement having not worked for 12 years, contacted me during the height of hurricane Sandy (he was in the Bronx and me in Manhattan) saying he wanted to hold his wife in contempt for not paying him that day while the storm slammed NYC, told me I was making a huge mistake getting married (my wedding date was November 3rd, 4 days after Sandy) saying that I was going to be miserable and regret it.... I could go on."

"But, the worst was when, several months later, since his divorce was taking a long time, he sent death threat letters to myself and my wife saying that he had hired an "executor" to kill the two of us if his divorce wasn't finalized in 60 days. Called the police and they said he left his premises one day earlier. I heard nothing from him until February 2014 when he emailed me saying he needed a winter coat from his wife and could I help get it for him. Ironically, the divorce didn't have to be completed because he killed himself before the judge signed the judgment of divorce."

"tl;dr: Miserable guy who wanted to spread his misery, and crossed the line when he threatened to kill my wife."

"Edit : for something a little lighter, this Memorial day weekend reminds me of not my worst client, but definitely my dumbest. I was representing her on a child custody and child support matter. She was calling me on Memorial day saying she really needed to speak to me. I called her back and asked if it was urgent since it was Memorial day and all. She said: "oh, I didn't think that Jews celebrated Memorial day, so I thought you were going to be available."

"Edit 2: because so many people have pointed it out, I have now put the word executor in quotes because that was his word and not mine. Also, since people have questioned it, my user name is also the name of my firm."

13. Legit_a_Mint had a client who followed a terrible impulse.

"I've done a lot of prison legal aid, and I could tell stories about child molesters that would turn you green, but instead I'll turn you green a different way."

"I had a kid (17) who was mildly cognitively disabled, due to brain trauma he sustained at the hands of his birth parents, who ended up with a really wonderful foster care family and thrived."

"He was a popular kid in school, good athlete, got a girlfriend and invited her to meet up and be teenagers one night in a corn silo - which I guess is a thing that country kids do? I don't know, this all comes from the pre-sentence investigation report I read before taking his case, but this girl met him at the silo and they were hanging out inside."

"By his account, they were having a nice time and he was really enjoying himself, then for no particular reason, he picked up a 2x4 and bashed her skull in. He then used a combination of very crude farm implements (shovels, hoes) to chop her body up and bury it in the corn and went home like nothing had happened.

Hey, you asked."

14. quirksnglasses had a horrifying first week on the job.

"The first week I started at my current criminal defense firm I was tasked with cataloging discovery from our client's phone."

"The phone had multiple (talking around 4,000) videos, photos, text exchanges with women under 16 (though not all of the girls' ages were confirmed most, if not all, were under the legal age of consent and many were barely pubescent) naked and being prostituted over 1 year. He would lure these girls in exchange for drugs."

"Nothing felt totally bizarre until I came across one video where he was clearly forcing himself upon a literal child who was so high on benzodiazepines (not willingly but rather forced) and choking her in the process. When our firm confronted him, he said he was in love with her and that's why he did it."

"He would also take these girls to hotels and make them have sex with one another while he taped, but nothing beat what I said above.

Pretty horrifying stuff for my first week on the job."

15. timberdown1 had a truly remorse free client.

"I had a client who was accused of domestic violence. Essentially he threw his girlfriend out of a second story window. Now he’s got a terrible history but so do a lot of my clients and his attitude is a little entitled (also typical). But he also knows the deal and wants a plea deal. So I’m not really prepared when he absolutely refuses the no jail offer from the state (keep in mind there were like 5 witnesses). Why? Because they wanted him to pay for her medical bills. Ok, an asshole but whatever not the worst."

"What did it was his counteroffer.

“I ain’t paying that bitchs bills. Tell them I’ll pay for the window.”

Prosecutor was not happy."

16. hippychk promptly left family law.

"The first and last family law case was assigned to me as a first year associate. My client broke his wife’s jaw, and said if they were home in Russia he would have killed her because he could pay his way out of prison there."

17. BeepisBlaster saw a beautiful display of karma.

"My SO's mother, L, was abusive. She frequently hit her husband, was a compulsive liar, and just generally made her family miserable. When they were settling the divorce, the judge initially deemed a testimony from the kids (my SO and her brother) unnecessary, probably because they were minors at the time and testifying against one of their parents would be hard on them, to say the least. However, the lawyer representing L was really insistent that they testify."

"Well it must've been a shock to the lawyer to suddenly have two more witnesses with dozens of accounts of driving under the influence, domestic violence, ect ect. We figured L must've lied to her lawyer about some significant details because they were completely caught off guard and more than a little angry after the testimony. We like to believe it helped solidify some of the criminal charges placed against her. It was a nice bit of karma after years and years of gaslighting and false rumors, that her own lies got her caught."

18. c_c_c__combobreaker defended a client who sunk their own ship.

"Defended my client in a lawsuit who defrauded his business partners. Evidence was already overwhelming that my client was liable. Client made matters worse by fabricating evidence and presenting it in court. He got called out on it by his dad’s attorney who had the same evidence. It tanked my client’s case."

"My client continued lying to me despite the overwhelming evidence showing he fabricated evidence. He lost, big. In addition to a large judgment, he got hit with several felonies for fabricating evidence. Also, the business partners my client screwed over were his dad and brother."

19. sweetalkersweetalker's post includes a trigger warning.

"Don't read this unless you have a strong stomach.

Attorney's wife here. I used to help him file away evidence and reports.

Came across a file with video. Curiosity got the better of me, especially when husband told me NOT to watch it."

"File gives this story: Woman was at boyfriend's trailer out in the middle of nowhere, got pissed off at boyfriend, so smacked him in the head with a metal bat and went on her merry way home."

"Boyfriend is apparently not a pleasant person and nobody really misses him or looks for him. He is fired from work in absentia. On day 7 boyfriend's neighbor finally stops by, hears hoarse screaming and calls police."

"That's where the video came from. Day 7. One of the cops was wearing a camera on his uniform. It shows him and his partner going through the house, finding dogshit all over the floor. Boyfriend's two Rotweillers, who were also in the house, went without food for about 6 days before they started eating bits and pieces of him. The camera shows the moment the cop found the body on its side, rolled it over... AND HE'S BLINKING. Eyes open. With most of his face gone."

"The woman didn't even bother to let thr damn dogs out before she left.

I do not help file cases anymore"

20. AZORxAHAI's client was a straight up Dexter.

"Not a lawyer, but work for a law firm as an Investigator."

"One of our clients stabbed an ex-lover multiple times over $100. Perp then ran out of the house all bloody. Neighbor and her teenage daughter see him covered in blood and rush inside to see if they can help while they call 9/11. Victim is still alive. On the 9/11 call the daughter made, you can hear the mom singing amazing grace while she tried to stop the bleeding. You can also hear the victim, with a stab wound in her neck, gurgling on blood while she tries to sing along."

"The EMTs arrived in under 3 minutes, but it took the police 19 minutes from the call to show up to clear the scene for them. She lived for 17 minutes. I saw the photos of the scene with the body still in place. It looked like a scene straight from Dexter."

18 people share the times they met famous people that'll make you jealous. Swayze was a prankster.

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Seeing a celebrity whose work you admire is always pretty exciting, even for the coolest people out there. Everyone gets starstruck in the presence of greatness, probably even Beyoncé.

If you're lucky, you won't embarrass yourself too hard when you see a celebrity and if you're even luckier, you'll realize famous people can be nice too. We always hear rumors of rich and famous people tipping poorly or being nightmare divas, but there's not enough stories of celebrities treating other humans like humans and creating a positive memory for someone else. Shout out to the time I carded all of the Jonas Brothers at the bar I worked at and they were all very cool about it.

So, when a recent Reddit user asked, "Who's the most famous person you've talked to for more than 30 seconds?" the internet was ready to share their favorite moments with stars.

1. This is awesome, "ScrantonicityToo."

Dave Chappelle. I was working Night Audit(overnight) at a Mid Luxury hotel in Napa. He and 6-7 friends rode up on motorcycles at like 2am and asked to get rooms for 2 nights. Apparently, they were in a road trip to nowhere and would just stop each night where they stopped. They had a few people following them in a truck and trailer.

He is a pretty legit insomniac and would sit in the front steps for 5-6 hours each night on his phone smoking. They decided to extend and ended up staying a total of 6 nights. On night 2, I went out and asked for a light and we ended up chatting a few hours. It repeated for 3 nights and I got to hang out with him about 10 hours total. Smart, thoughtful, articulate, and genuine person. The humor is just him. I was actually blown away with how precise his natural whit and timing was.

Saw him at a show in SF a last year and he recognized me. Shouted out from stage "Yo... I know you... You still working nights?"

Great human.

2. Amazing, "Slingblade1170."

Jim Carrey and Robin Williams. They visited the St Jude Children's Hospital in Memphis TN. They both were incredibly nice and hilarious. This small kid fell into the floor and was crying and kicking his legs so Jim Carrey (in a very expensive suit) dropped to the floor and did the same just to stop him from crying. Robin Williams wore the nose from Patch Adams and much more hairy than he looked in the movies.

3. Crocodiles in the pool! "RiteofSpring5."

Steve Irwin in an elevator when I was 11. He asked me where I was from and if there was any crocodiles in the pool and I told him I went to his zoo and how cool it was. He was exactly how you think he'd be, just a really nice guy and a great dude.

4. This is good to hear, "BrewsterRockit."

Tom Hanks. He was the host for the national christmas tree lighting, and I volunteer with the decorations every year. He was looking at some and talking to his wife about them. As I was facing away at first I just kept thinking that sounds like woody from Toy Story. I turn around and low and behold it was. The nicest couple you could imagine, just pleasent conversation for a few minutes and they were called off to do something. Both pleased and disappointed I didn't ask for a selfie, but I was geeking out nonetheless.

5. A+, "Freon424."

Samuel L. Jackson. Even got to end the conversation on him calling me a motherfucker. I put that shit on my resume.

6. Why do I feel like everyone has this story, "CRM2018."

Played a round of golf with Bill Murray, was awesome.

7. Swoon, "Vishanti."

Jason Momoa. He was lost as fuck in Atlanta (Dragon Con, woop woop), and I happened to be walking by as he was turning in place trying to get his bearings. I was going to the same building, so I offered to walk him over. People assumed I was his handler, and just left us alone. We had small talk the whole way, and I was being super chill, not fangirling or anything. When we get where we're going, he thanks me and says, "i'm Jason by the way." I say it's nice to meet him, and we shake hands before parting. That dude is cool as hell.

8. Oh my god Queen Dolly! "maddamleblanc."

Dolly Parton. My grandpa is good friends with her. She's a peach.

9. Everyone needs nice shoes, "duh_metrius."

I once shot a movie with Spike Lee. Very low budget, independent thing with a tiny crew and tinier cast. We were together everyday for a week but he never said a word to me beyond some notes. Anyway, on the last day of filming we were coming back from lunch and I was standing outside having a cigarette when he comes walking by. He says something like "Ahh, so this is where the smokers all hang, huh?" and I just kind of laugh and say Yeah. He looks at my beat up sneakers and goes "What kind of shoes are those?" I tell him I don't actually know, and he looks at me like I just took a dump on the sidewalk and says "You don't know?" and I tell him I'd run a 5k three years earlier and had needed some running shoes, so I bought the cheapest ones.

This dude reaches into the cargo pocket of his pants and pulls out a fat envelope. He opens the envelope and I see that it's full of Nike gift cards. Like, a hundred Nike gift cards. He pulls out two, hands them to me, and says "There's two gift cards, $75 a piece. Get yourself some new Jordans" and walks away.

10. Very disappointed in, "Stacy's Mom," "RenDabs."

Bruce Springsteen stayed at the hotel I used to work at in college and I got to carry the band’s guitars from the hotel to the stage which was cool( he was playing before a speech from President Obama). When I was grabbing them from his room his wife was nagging him about his hair and he just laughed and came out in the hallway with me and chatted for a minute or so. Asked me if I was married(I wasn’t) and told me to expect the nagging if I were to get married.

Another time the Fountains of Wayne(Stacy’s Mom) stayed at the hotel and absolutely trashed their room. Their groupies came down to ask for help because one of the members was spraying beer everywhere and another was passed out(not sure what drugs). It was a fucking mess.

Dave Chappelle was probably the coolest guest we had. He would put a hoodie and sunglasses on and go walk around(Big Ten campus) by himself and hardly anyone would recognize him haha. His method of tipping was just to reach in his pocket, grab a handful of crumpled up bills, and say “just take it”. Super cool guy.

Oh, and Dirk Nowitzki is awesome. The Mavs stayed in our hotel for a preseason game and while most of the players were dicks, Dirk actually hung out with us for a few minutes at the valet stand a couple of times and just chatted with us. Having him lumber by us with a “Sup fellas” was amazing.

11. All good tippers go to heaven, "I_Am_The_Mole."

Patrick Swayze! Dude was super nice!

I used to work at a small airport in Van Nuys, CA. Mr. Swayze and his wife owned an older King Air that they flew themselves. My very first day on the job, while I was standing on a ladder fueling his plane, Mr. Swayze was inspecting his plane before a flight. He found a small puddle of fluid (left behind by a previous aircraft) on the ground under one of his engines and dipped his middle finger in it, held it up to me and asked, "Hey what the fuck is this?" He clarified that he was just joking when he saw me internally freaking out. He usually tipped really really well whenever I helped with his bags and pulled his truck around (especially when his goldendoodle clawed me in the face once) and I remember his wife coming to an older, unused hangar once to pull a litter of kittens out from under a car to take them to the vet.

This was all before he got his cancer diagnosis, and I left the job before he died. I do remember being legitimately sad for his wife when I read he had passed. The guy didn't really take too much time to know me, but he was always very friendly, very polite, and made it a point to treat us like people. I met a handful of famous (and not famous, but connected and wealthy) people while I worked there - but he was the one I'll always remember. Dude was awesome.

12. He's got jokes, "IrishGingerKid."

When Ironman was filing, I was working for the dept of air force as law enforcement. I was in charge or verifying all the people working on the production. I was given a 23 page list of every name with a ironman poster as a cover page.

I had a Lincoln towncar pull up and handed a stack of drivers licenses. I checked them and noticed a "Downey" wasnt on the list. I looked in the vehicle and Robert Downey Jr. was staring at me like I was in shock. I said, I'm sorry sir, you're not on this list. He pointed to the ironman poster and said, there I am.

I asked the driver to pop the trunk. Giving a firm command presence and investigating demeanor. He popped it and I asked RDjr if he had any hookers or blow in the trunk... he was super nervous and just started laughing. I told them to have a good time.

Fast forward to the filming of Ironman 2... towncar pulls up, stacks of IDs, RDjr looks at me and says, oh shit... dont pop the trunk!

13. This is moving, "Jameseatscheese."

Anthony Bourdain.

I have an (unpaid) very part-time job where I write for a local music/art magazine. I started by writing CD reviews years ago. This spread to writing reviews of concerts and new local restaurants. Occasionally I would do a phone interview with a musician that was famous, but usually only to me -- Ted Leo, Mike Watt, Billy Childish, to name a few.

Bourdain was doing a book tour for Medium Raw, his follow up to Kitchen Confidential. As I was a music and food reviewer, I was given the assignment. Several weeks before the date I called him at his home and chatted about food, punk rock, and what he thought of our own, quirky regional cuisine. He was an absolute joy to talk to. When he came to town he referenced our conversation from the stage. It was a surreal and completely unexpected moment, and will always be a special memory to me.

Years later, when news broke that he had taken his own life, the magazine asked me to rework the story and turn it into a tribute/obituary. It was an incredibly sobering and theraputic assignment, and it really helped me deal with the grief of losing one of my favorite celebrities.

14. Super tall indeed, "runningtheclock."

Conan O’Brien, met him at a live show last year. Super tall, nice guy

15. Aw, "Smilingoat."

Robin Williams when I was in highschool. He used to come to my hometown in SE Alaska. We were waiting in the (then New) Ketchikan Walmart. Lines were taking forever, he was surprised I had a cell phone as a teen in ~2001. Was more surprised at how it wasn't more expensive than the lower 48.

He was super friendly and likely because of my age a bit of a goof. Dude was always one of my heroes, I think I played it cool.

16. Long the the scruffalo, "aurora1945."

Mark Ruffalo- met him at a gas station in Upstate NY and he is one of the kindest and most humble people, celebrity status aside, that I’ve ever met. His wife has a really great kitchen supply store in Narrowsburg- everyone should check it out!

17. Oh my god yes, "royalredcanoe."

Bea Arthur. She was so sweet and sincere, I kinda fell in love.

18. Aw, "KentuckyWallChicken."

Weird Al Yankovic the second time I met him. First time I couldn’t talk haha

Terrifying sorority video goes viral for the wrong reasons and now it's a meme. [Screams]

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Sororities strike terror in to my heart. Maybe it's the idea of institutionalized hazing, overseen by a group of actual Mean Girls in booty shorts, all of whom are named Brittany. Of course, it's still not as scary as fraternities, because of all the raping, but it's a close second. A video making the rounds on Twitter this week perfectly sums up what makes sororities so freaking creepy. This video, which was NOT meant to be a horror film, is definitely scarier than The Ring, which still gives me nightmares over a decade later. You can watch it here, if you're brave:

"It's 2019 and there's still no video more terrifying than this," writes Twitter user "malik." Clearly the internet agrees, as the video went massively viral. And NOT because people are sooooo excited that summer is over so they can join the hoards of screaming women trapped in a closet. Like so many bad things, the chills-inducing video is getting the meme treatment. And the results are as hilarious as the video is scary.

Speaking of Us, the King of Horror DID see Malik's tweet. And responded.

You know your video is scary when it's inspiring Jordan Peele. Stay tuned for Alpha Deta Pi, written and directed by Jordan Peele. Even imagining the trailer of that movie is going to keep me awake tonight. [Screams]

Ben Shapiro's horrible tweet about D-Day got him dragged by allied forces.

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Another day, another opportunity to drag Ben Shapiro.

The extremely online right wing Daily Wire editor attempted to celebrate D Day on his Twitter, but his smug dedication promptly backfired and got him dragged into battle.

Rather than simply writing a post appreciating our veterans, and the trauma and warfare they endured, Shapiro kept his tweet extremely on brand by managing to make the battle of Normandy about PC culture.

"75 years ago: young Americans braved Nazi fire on beaches to liberate a continent and defend Constitutional rights. Today: young Americans whine about people making mean jokes about them on YouTube and demand censorship," he wrote.

Shapiro got quickly dragged to the trenches by receipts documenting the whining nature of his own content, and how he has called for comedians to lose their jobs due to anti-Trump comedy.

On top of that, a lot of veterans and family members of veterans chimed in to tell Shapiro to keep his trap shut and stop hurling false equivalences.

Shapiro really, really put his foot in it this time around, and people were quick to show him all of the ways his tweet was a bad take.

Naturally, his infamous temper tantrum during a BBC interview was bound to come up in the thread.

Per usual, Shapiro would have been smarter to sit this one out and leave his tweet in drafts. Live and learn.

17 people share secrets they're keeping right now. He's hooking up with your sister.

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Everyone has a few dark, dirty, or funny secrets. If it's an older secret, sometimes it's easier to keep. Why break your "take it to the grave" challenge now?

Newer secrets, however, can be a source of major anxiety. If there's a secret not involving you that you're keeping for someone else, sometimes the moral conflict or desire to just spill it is overwhelming. There are so many different kinds of secrets, but the common thread is that most of us are pretty bad at keeping them. Remember when you firmly believed that if you told your mom to not tell your dad something that she actually wouldn't tell him?

When a recent Reddit user asked, "What secret are you keeping right now?" people of Reddit were excited to share their secrets from the safety of their phones and computer screens. Get ready, these are pretty wild...

1. This. Is. JUICY, "warboy3."

My buddy is planning on leaving his wife, mostly because he found out that his kid isn't actually his, and he suspects the one she's pregnant with isn't either.

2. This is so cute, "soapyrainmaker."

i let my cousin win when I play smash bros with her and she always gets really happy when she wins.

lately, she’s been letting me win instead and I love seeing her smile when I win.

3. Wow this is awful, "milkman39."

Two years ago on Christmas Eve my mom & aunt got in a fist fight. An hour later my mom was still crying & unloading everything on her mind. She told me she was raped when she was 15. Literally had no idea what to say, just let her speak. Have not talked to anyone about this, but I think about it every day. My heart just hurts for her that she had to go through that.

4. Your mom will forgive you, "ewanmcgregorisgod."

My family doesn’t know I walked out of my job nearly four weeks ago. I had two solid interviews that fell through afterwards and I’m still looking. I think I’ll get a call back after the job interview I had today. I’m too embarrassed to tell them because I don’t want anymore financial help from them. I’m late on rent and broke. The last time I went to my mom’s house I stole a couple rolls of toilet paper...

5. This is so sad, "celrdweller."

I am getting a biopsy on Friday. I may have cancer but I am not telling my siblings or my mom because she also has cancer and it would destroy her to know I might have it also. I am 47 and my sister,dad,uncle and aunt all died of cancer. Doctor says the psa level I have means I have a 25% chance of having cancer.

6. It'll be ok! "122784."

I just graduated from college and now I’m really depressed. I’m supposed to be looking for a job right now but all I want to do is sleep.

7. We know now though..."admbr."

Nobody knows I’m eating Doritos before bed.

8. You'll get through it, "PM_ME_UR_TITS_TRUMP."

That I’m SO lonely after moving to a new city for a girlfriend who broke up me 2 weeks ago. Gotta put on that brave face

9. Yeah don't eat dollar store cookies, "OkGeologist5."

I ate some dollar store cookies yesterday and then shit myself 20 minutes later

10. Woah, "Cardsfan."

I’ve hooked up with my best friends older sister a few times

11. Don't share it, "smallhound44."

I have a chocolate bar in my backpack. It's mine and I rarely have chocolate and I'm not sharing it.

12. Follow your heart! "Captain_Cone."

I really really like my best friend. She's just got out of a long term mentally abusive relationship. Nows not exactly the right time to say

13. This is so cute, "nobutternoparm."

My coworker is going to re-propose to his wife next month on vacation with a new ring and then (re)marry her on the beach. He's a total hardass, non-emotional type, but he was so giddy when he told me. She doesn't know, of course.

14. Aw, "whiskeyteacup."

My buddy and his wife are expecting their second kid. He got really drunk one night and told me the news with the biggest smile on his face. I'm the only one who knows right now. My happy, wholesome little secret.

15. You will find love! "ch2-ch2."

I really do care about it that much but I'm 29 and still a virgin.

I was raised super religious so dating was out of question. I started losing my faith when I was 23 ( another secret.) I feel like I'm so far behind when it come to dating that I never really found the courage to even ask anyone out.

16. Kiss him! "mejustme04."

I really want to kiss my friend, he has... nice lips

Also, when he hugs me or something, i like it, it looks like I don't but I do, I really do

17. Oh boy, "DankYellow."

Last Christmas I had to go to the ER because my nuts hurt extremely bad. Told my parents that they just started hurting out of nowhere. I actually tried doing the Destroy Dick December thing and I busted 6 nuts in 1 day. I was at the ER for 3 hours and they had to take an ultrasound of my balls.

Eric Trump is sorry not sorry he's getting wasted on your dime. Sláinte!

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After hobnobbing with the Queen of England and showing off their power stances, the Brothers Trump took the show across the Irish Sea to bro out, get crunk, and promote their own golf course with some help from taxpayer funds.

Eric and Don Jr. were enthusiastically greeted by Irish Trump fans in the town of Doonbeg, a company town of 754 people and home of a Trump International Golf Club.

White House employees are plugging the course, and the people of Doonbeg are grateful for the revenue.

The Large Adult Sons went on a pub crawl outside the golf course, making sure to plug the business they profit from along the way.

The Brothers Too Old To Still Be Hanging Out At The Frat House encountered BBC presenter Nuala McGovern on their crawl. When she asked Eric if journeying through the village to get drunk with the Secret Service was a good use of taxpayer funds, the younger Trump was refreshingly honest, saying, "We're just trying to have a good time."

There's nothing like a "good time" on a taxpayer dime!!!!

A White House official told CBS News that the "kids" are paying their own way, but the "kids" clearly didn't get the memo.

There's a video of the BBC exchange, and you can tell that Eric doesn't even feel a little bit guilty.

FiScAL cOnSeRvAtIsM at its best!!!

While the Irish villagers in Doonbeg were pumped to be visited by Trumps, thousands of people in Dublin were less enthused.

Sláinte!

26 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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26 Incredibly Weird Facts That Will Blow Your Damn Mind.

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23 Memes For Anyone Who's In A Relationship With Garlic Bread.

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Bradley Cooper splits from Irina Shayk and the Lady Gaga romance rumors are reborn.

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Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk have reportedly parted ways after over four years of dating, and co-parenting a child together.

According to reports, their relationship has been on the rocks for months, and they've finally reached an impasse and decided to call it quits. Back in the fall a source told Page Six"they are miserable together. They have been for months. He doesn't drink and is into spirituality. She wants to go out."

The situation was already rough when Cooper was on the promo tour for A Star Is Born, but a source told ETthey kept up appearances.

"They talked things through a great deal and seemed to hold off and keep up appearances for the time being. It was recommended they delay a split at what seemed to be the peak of his career because the negative attention would take away from the excitement of the release," a source told the outlet.

Given the timeline, it's reasonable to assume the obsession with Cooper and Gaga's on-screen chemistry only exacerbated the relationship tension.

While their relationship status, and most certainly their breakup are nobody's businesses but their own, the obsession with a potential romance between Cooper and Gaga has officially been reignited.

The old Cooper and Gaga memes have risen from the dead and the new memes are certainly far from the shallow now.

People are really invested in the idea of Cooper and Gaga making their on-screen romance an IRL reality, which is understandable but must make Shayk feel awful.

The internet is fully aflame with fans hoping to see this breakup lead to a whole new couple.

Hopefully both Shayk and Cooper are able to get some space from all the speculation. That is, before we see a new photo of Gaga and Cooper looking doey eyed.

30 times Chris Evans made the internet worth it. Oh Captain, my Captain.

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While Captain America might be way too old to assemble with the Avengers in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Chris Evans is fighting the good fight on Twitter.

The most explicitly political of the Hollywood Chrises (unless you count Chris Pratt attending an anti-LGBT church as political), Evans has used his platform to call out Fox "News" hosts, including that one who was elected president.

When he's not rage-tweeting at Trump like you and me, he's sharing exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from set and writing love letters to his dog. God bless Captain America.

1. When he ripped his NSYNC*-wannabe 90s self.

2. When he snuck a sneaky video of Professor Hulk at Tony Stark's funeral.

3. When he gifted us with a glimpse at his earring.

4. When he was in on the memes.

5. When he celebrated his teammates.

6. When he was disconcertingly still attractive with an old man neck.

7. When he made you wish you were a dog.

8. When he called out Canada for their mustachioed photo choice.

9. When he called out the president's stupidity on climate change.

10. When he roasted Don Jr. like Saturday and Live.

11. When he shared the shot of his California roll snafu.

12. When he called Mike Pence an "obsequious little worm."

13. When he went full boomer about technology.

14. When he blessed us with Teen Ruffalo.

15. When he got us thinking about his Christmas thong.

16. When he gave us this relatable content.

17. And THIS relatable content.

18. When he said that racism is bad.

19. When he shared these behind the scenes videos of the iconic Captain America: The Winter Soldier elevator fight.

20. When he called out Laura Ingraham for cyberbullying a teenage boy.

21. When he was ahead of the curve in disliking Ben Shapiro.

22. When his dog had a singalong.

23. When he congratulated Chris Pratt on his win.

24. When he roasted Ann Coulter.

25. When he made this penis joke.

26. When he had a worse "Monday" than you.

27. When he feuded with the former Grand Wizard of the frickin' KKK.

28. When he shared this cover letter he sent to casting directors.

29. When he bid farewell to his beard.

30. When his first-ever tweet was addressed to Octavia Spencer.

Lori Loughlin's legal troubles could soon get a whole lot worse. Have mercy!

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Actress Lori Loughlin and her husband, fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli, are in very, very, extremely hot water. It's scalding at this point. It's boiling. If they were pasta, they'd be done by now, kind of like this metaphor. ICYMI: the couple could be facing up to forty years in prison time for their involvement in a college admissions scandal in which they, and dozens of other rich parents, have been accused of using bribery to get their kids in to Ivy league colleges.

Loughlin and her husband are accused of paying $500,000 to a fake charity to get their two daughters into USC as crew recruits, despite neither of them ever having rowed crew. To make things worse for themselves, the couple refused to accept a plea deal that could have significantly reduced their prison time, choosing to plead NOT guilty instead. Bad call, Aunt Becky and Aunt Becky's partner-in-crime.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. Loughlin's HOUSE of legal problems could soon get even FULLER (thank you! I'll be here all week! Tip your servers!). According to court records made public yesterday, Loughlin and Giannulli could soon end up in legal disputes with the University of Southern California, the school they illegally paid someone to get their daughters in to, CNN reports.

Loughlin and Giannulli are represented by the law firm Latham & Watkins, which also represents USC in an "unrelated matter," according to court documents. For obvious reasons, prosecutors are claiming that this could cause a conflict of interest in future court proceedings.

"USC has suggested that Latham's representation of Ms. Loughlin and Mr. Giannulli may conflict with USC's interests in possible future civil litigation with these individuals," wrote attorney William Trach in court documents. However, he added that: "any such future civil litigation is completely speculative, Latham is not proposing to represent Ms. Loughlin or Mr. Giannulli in any such civil litigation, USC has never articulated how Latham's representation of the defendants in this case would bear on any such civil litigation."

What. A. Mess.

However, Trach asserts that there is no "foreseeable conflict of interest," writing: "having carefully reviewed the applicable ethical rules and precedent in light of the substance and scope of our representations, our firm has concluded that there is no current or foreseeable conflict of interest, and that we have taken appropriate steps to avoid any such conflict of interest arising in the course of the case."

    He also stated that Loughlin and Giannulli have co-counsel who could represent them if necessary during their court case involving USC. Still, it doesn't seem like Aunt Becky and her husband will be out of the woods anytime soon. Neither USC or any of Loughlin and Giannulli's attorneys responded to CNN's request for comment.

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