It's rare and refreshing to come across stories where the good guys win. Since the news is flooded with stories of creeps, bullies and bigots terrorizing everyone else, it's easy to forget that there are indeed times where the jerk in a situation gets what they deserve.
There are whole movie franchises dedicated to stories of the underdog getting in a win, countless songs have been written in honor of the "good guy" in a situation prevailing, but none are as cathartic as a true story of karma being served.
In a recent Reddit thread, people shared the moments they saw creeps, bullies, and jerks try to mess with the wrong person, and it's a beautiful trip into the land of karma.
1. TFKGreySlate saw the bullied kid become the hero.
"Was riding the bus home from school one day. Bunch of assholes messing around in the back throwing food and other junk. A quiet, overweight kid sat in front of them, minding his own business when one of the assholes thought it would be funny to shove an old sandwich in his face and call him fat boy. Quiet kid stood up and knocked him out in a single hit, then grabbed his bag and walked up to the front of the bus and got off at his stop as if nothing happened."
2. TaloneyeMan's dad has no time for thieves.
"Watching my 72 year old father beat the piss out of a guy who tried to steal my mom’s purse."
3. 1Badshot saw the new guy literally flex.
"We had a vendor who showed up once a week and was a bit of a hand masher. Liked to crush your knuckles in your hand."
"The boss had just hired a doughy looking, middle-aged guy for the sales department. I told him to be wary shaking the vendors hand."
"A few days later the vendor shows up, puts his hand out to the new guy with a big smile, and goes in for the kill. At first everyone is smiling. The new guy is looking him in the eye while pumping his hand furiously. Then stops."
The smile melts off the vendor's face.
He had a pained look on his face as his lips pursed together. The vendor yelped a long "Eeeeyah!" and dropped the new guy's hand like it was lava.
"Pulled the new guy aside and asked how he did that. "Ten years I drove a tow truck. Must have changed thousands of flat tires with just hand tools. Nobody crushes my hand."
4. PhreedomPhighter's friends annoying brother got what was coming to him.
"There was this guy who was part of our group in college. He was an ass but he was one of the guys' brothers so he hung out with us a lot. Whenever he would get drunk he would try to pick fights. We would just shake it off and ignore him."
"One of the guys hosted a pretty big NYE party. As it goes, this dude got drunk and tried to pick fights again. People were getting uncomfortable. There was one guy at the party who was about 6'4 and built like a tank who was just not having it. He waited to be confronted and then immediately carried the guy outside and threw him down on a stair and broke his leg."
"He stopped picking fights after that."
5. LegalGraveRobber's dad was NOT about to be screwed over.
"Most of this I learned second hand as it occurred. When I was younger me dad bought some oil field royalties, percentage ownerships of what is produced, that gave a check each month for a few hundred bucks. Well as time goes by the checks begin to dwindle and then stop. At this point he began to look into the company that operated the oilfield and received a significantly less than satisfactory answer."
"At this point they really should have just given him the checks each month, because at his point he proceeded to look into the company and peel back a metric shit ton of fraud and other deceptions. Over the course of a 7 year litigation case my dad figured out exactly how they were committing fraud and after working with a few lawyer friends hit them with the bitch slap of god in court which removed their operators license for oil wells and promptly thereafter the went out of business."
"He ruined a $50 million company because they tried to screw him out of a few hundreds bucks a month."
"Dickhead bully screwed with a younger kid in high school who was super nice and a really good friend of mine. I didn’t like it so I got in the bullies face and told him I’d kick his ass. Well, we went at it and I absolutely got the shit kicked out of me. Fucker knew judo or something."
"Yeah, I fucked with the wrong person. I’d do it again though."
7. The quiet kid in PrivateIsotope's class knew Judo.
"7th Grade Science. Bully...almost more of a bullys henchman, said something about a quiet kid's mother. Quiet Kids mom was dead. Quiet Kid also apparently studied boxing. Who knew? "What did you say about my mom?" wham What did you say about my mom? wham Bully Henchman was so shocked he did nothing and took the two straight punches to his face. I don't think he got in trouble. Happened before the teacher came in."
8. Fallout541 saw a drummer beat a person's face.
"There was this guy who played drums all the time in Hawaii on the city strip. Nice guy, never chatted much except for a wave and to throw him a few dollars. Some drunk tourist decided it would be fun to mess with his drums. Guy gave him so many chances to walk away."
"Drunk tourist winds up for a punch and the dude just knocked him out in one punch. I just stood there and my buddy had the presence of mind to tell the guy to pack his shit and leave before the cops come. Guy was pretty fucked up and we helped him till the ambulance came. I’m pretty sure with the way that his jaw looked it wouldn’t be a short recovery."
9. carmelacorleone's brother was not about to sit around and watch his sister get hurt.
"My high school boyfriend and my older brother. My freshman year of high school I met "Scotty". He was a little on the weird side, a scene kid, but he was nice enough. Until the day he decided to hit me. I said something he didn't agree with and in retaliation he slapped the bejeezus out of me. If there was an award for best bitch slap then Scotty won it. My head snapped back, saliva flew from my mouth, tears formed in my eyes."
"We had had been in the car, sitting in traffic behind some accident or other. He kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. I sat down on the side of the road and called my brother because I wasn't ready to deal with my mother's reaction. My brother showed up in his Jeep, held up traffic on a Friday afternoon to make sure I was okay."
"He had even stopped at the store and bought me a bag of frozen peas for me cheek. We drove on, the car was deadly silent. My brother was steely faced, white knuckle gripping the wheel, pure-white anger in his eyes. We drove past our road and kept going. He pulled into Scotty's yard and stormed up to the door. I stayed in the car. Scotty came out, five foot seven to my brother's six foot three."
"My brother grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him a good foot off the ground. I didn't hear what was said, all I know is my brother never had to hit the kid, whatever he said to him made Scotty go pale and shaky. Brother laid him down on the front porch, came back down, got in the Jeep and wrecked that boy's front yard. Tore it the hell up. Scotty's dad was one of those guys who won awards for his yard."
"Scotty had to explain to his dad why his yard was messed up. His parents called and apologized for their son's behavior. We never heard another word from Scotty."
10. CappuccinoBoy knows a contractor who put another contractor out of work for ableism.
"This guy (well his subcontractors) does a lot of work for my local smallish city/county (about $5million worth of work last year). He has an autistic son and is a pretty nice, if super cheap, guy. This other subcontractor was kind of a piece of shit, was one of those "I'll say whatever I want cuz muh free speech."
"Well, on his second or third job, the boss stops by to check on stuff and drop off some materials. The sub starts running his mouth about stupid shit, and eventually starts telling "retard" jokes. The boss says "you know I have an autistic son, right?"
"This was his perfect response: "yup, I did, sorry about your shitty luck."
Dude hasn't done a single job for the city since, no other contractors will even toss him some work. Pretty sure his business is going under. He did shit work anyways."
11. Fuct1492 got into a fight they couldn't finish.
"Me drunk af on a party bus for my cousins 21st. Being a complete ass because I was letting my brother who had issues with someone get me worked up on his drama. Got in a huge brawl outside of one of the stops and decided to take a shot at one of the guys I didn't like. Hit him with everything I had. I mean EVERYTHING! I literally broke my fucking hand on his face. He got up, looked at me, and calmly said “You just fucked up."
He was right."
12. ICanHelpU717's neighbors weren't to be messed with.
"There was a family in my neighborhood that fostered a lot of Asian boys. One was in my class, a couple were older. They lived three houses down from my best friend and he became very close with the boy in our class. We can call him John. In retrospect it seems obvious that while he was in our class, he was obviously older and was probably placed with us so he could catch up with his education. He was a great guy. When we were in a high school, a kid from the class ahead of us took a special interest in picking on my friend. He was constantly fucking with him. It escalated to him challenging my friend to fights, and finally showing up in our neighborhood."
"Eventually he shows up one day and confronts my friend in the street. John witnessed this and comes out to challenge the bully, and utterly and completely destroys this kid, who had to 50 pounds heavier. He was one of those big red headed kids, and the much smaller, much faster Asian kid beat the shit out of him before he knew what happened. It was watching a Bruce Lee movie live. Afterwards my friend just walked up to me and said, “Well, I guess that’s the end of my (bully’s name) problem.” It was. Another time, different kid, was fostered by the same family, was getting picked on relentlessly by some upperclassmen."
"They were using racial slurs, running him off the road with their cars when he road his bike around. Finally he had enough one day at school, and gets into with the ringleader of the bullies, through broken English and a lot of Vietnamese swearing he agrees to meet them at the only gas station in town after school to settle things. Kid shows up to confrontation and removes a glass bottle from his bag, promptly breaks it and brandishes the jagged glass like a knife. Cue the bully immediately running to his car and taking off while the kid says that this is how you settle your honor in his country, or something to that effect. No one messed with him anymore after that incident."
"Scrappy chihuahua man road rages at me, I flip him off and pull into the grocery store parking lot. I needed to get formula for my daughter. He followed me. Oh dear."
"Get out of the car f***ot, I'm gonna kick your ass!" Okay. I'm 6' 5", bald, bearded, and since I lost weight and started lifting, I've been mistaken for similar looking NFL defensive linemen. I got out of my bright green Volkswagen Beetle, crossed my arms, and looked straight at him for about 10 seconds before he got back in his shitty little Honda and peeled out of the parking lot."
"Good thing too, I don't know how to fight lol"
14. lineman77 saw a frat boy get his karma.
"Yuppy frat boy in an econ course I was taking my freshman year got caught cheating. At my university, we all sign a contract agreeing to their honor code policies, and cheating is an automatic expulsion. But, the professor decided to be nice, and was just going to give the kid a zero on the exam."
"Frat kid doesn't think that's enough, and it turns into an argument. Kid starts saying how "in" his family is at the university, and how none of this matters because he'll just "pull some strings". Long story short, our professor is actually close friends with the chancellor of our school."
"Not only did the kid get expelled from the school, but they somehow got him into legal trouble as well for some of the comments made in class that day. I don't know what was said that could have been used against him, but the kid ended up in some deep shit."
15. pan-orama's grandpa was not going to let anything happen to her.
"I was on the road with my grandpa (he was a truck driver) and we had stopped for the night at a truck stop. We go to do our normal thing of showering, eating, playing a game or two then sleeping. If you don’t know, truck stops have separate room showers. I got out of the shower and was waiting outside for my grandpa to finish his. I go look at the glass figurines that most stops have and wasn’t but 5 feet from the showers. Next thing I know a man grabs my arm and starts dragging me to the door. I was about 10 at the time, but I looked about 6/7."
"Obviously I don’t know this man and I start crying loudly, trying to grab onto something to stop him. Thankfully my grandpa walked out at that moment and heard me screaming bloody murder. He ran and I’ve never seen that man run before, to the guy dragging me, saying “it’s my daughter, I promise, don’t worry!”
"That man flew to the ground so fast and hard. My grandpa’s hand was bloody, blood sprayed when he was hit. The man looked up at him and yelled that I was his daughter. My grandpa said “I’m the grandfather, care to try again?” As he got closer."
"Cops came as my grandpa was straddling him and was about to beat him to a bloody pulp. Workers of the store backed up my grandpa, showed security footage, there were even bruises on my arms."
"If my grandpa had been in the showers another minute, who knows where I’d be or what would have happened to me. I love you grandpa!"
16. nate800's class bully learned not to mess with Dan.
"There was a bully in my high school class who liked to “pants” other guys. His goal was usually to get both the pants and the boxers, leaving the victim’s dick blowing in the breeze."
"After gym, the bully decided his target was a guy named Dan. Dan was a brilliant yet awkward guy, definitely on the spectrum. Dan was a tall gangly guy and an easy target. However, Dan had a secret. He had just received his Black Belt in jujitsu, and was fully capable of absolutely fucking shit up. I think you see where this is going."
"Anyway, the bully struts up to Dan and yoinks his shorts down. Shorts, boxers, everything. Dan is left standing there fully on display with the whole class laughing at him. Dan calmly stepped out of his downed shorts and put the bully into some crazy hold. Once he got the bully to squeal, he flipped him over his back onto the bleachers."
"The gym teacher saw the whole thing. The bully suffered a broken leg, missed out on his entire senior year of athletics, and was suspended. Dan received a warning not to break the legs of any more classmates."
17. jennifershhh knows you don't mess with a cop's son.
"I didn’t witness it, but when I worked for AT&T a gentleman and his wife came in because his son’s iPhone 6 was bent. So, they wanted to get him a new phone."
"How did it get bent? Some turd held the boy up while he was walking home from school, taking his money and his phone. Both of his parents were retired police officers, and his father trained SWAT tactics and hand-to-hand combat. The son went home empty handed and was initially scared to tell his parents because the thief told the boy he knew where he lived and threatened him."
"His parents eventually got him to tell them what happened. The thief was hanging out at a laundromat near their home when the robbery took place. The dad called his cop buddies who immediately rolled up to the laundromat along with the dad where they apprehended the guy who still had the phone in his pocket."
"It got bent during the ensuing scuffle. Dude stole from the wrong kid. The kid was very polite and kind while in the store. He seemed pretty shook up. I was glad for him that his dad had his back."
"This is low key, but I enjoyed it:
My first week at a white collar job (my first such job), and we were in the middle of a department wide meeting - about 17 coworkers and supervisors altogether."
"The person leading the meeting asks a question of no one in particular, and several of us answer. My answer differed from the rest. One guy turns to me and says: “let’s leave these questions to the people who actually have a masters degree, shall we?”
"I looked at him and said: “I have a masters degree.” The room went silent, except for one guy who loudly ‘ooohed.’ I had given the correct answer, to top it off."
19. Vict0r117's grandpa was not one to be messed with.
"My grandpa was a Nam vet, really nice guy, kinda your typical portly boomer type. Well one day we were at the mall and on the way back to the car some frat douche looking guy was walking along singing a dirty song comprised mostly of profanity. My grandpa told him "hey, theres kids around here, watch your mouth." Guy sizes up my grandpa, sees hes kinda old, got a belly, and decides he's going to prove to his two buddies how tough he is by bowing up on an old man. He flexes his cutoff sleeved arms, juts his barbedwire tribal neck tattoo chin out, and kinda tries to chest bump my grandpa."
"My grandpa suddenly is in this perfect boxer's stance and just rocks this guy in the gut. frat dude goes down on his knees winded, and my grandpa says "I said watch yer mouth boy." Guy starts to get up and say "fuck you" but my grandpa puts a left hook into his face and a right punch into his neck under his ear and the dude goes down spread eagle and out cold. My grandpa steps over him walking towards his two buddies, who book it. We got in the car and he made me promise not to tell my mom."
20. Ishitstandinguptoo watched the king of the douches get his comeuppance.
"I was in a bar in Missouri. It was on the outskirts of Jeff city, had a nice mix of customers with various backgrounds. College students, city dwellers, country folk etc. There was a group of white, preppy 20 something guys acting douchey, king of the douches marches up to to bar and tries flirting with the bartender. She smiles and listens to him but clearly doesn't care. He keeps spewing stupid pickup lines while his friends egg him on. Next to him is a thin black guy drinking a Cosmo."
"After the last failed pickup line. The thin black guy says "She really doesn't give a flying fuck about your pickup lines, she's just doing her job." King Douche doesn't like that, starts talking shit about the black guy. Very immature stupid shit. The thin black guy keeps his cool, sipping his Cosmo. King douche calls him a a gay slur for drinking a Cosmo, continues on a homophobic rant."
"Thin black guy finishes his drink and turns to King douche. King douche says " what you gonna do fa-" Thin black guy kicks him in the balls, as he bends down in response to his annihilated testicles, Thin black guy uppercuts him in the throat. While King douche fall tries to comprehend what is going on, his friends come up behind him. Thin black guy kicks king douche into his friends."
"The bartender tells the flock of douches to get the hell out. They help King douche to his feet and leave. Thin black guy goes back to the bar to pay for his drink. The bartender says "thanks Marcus". Marcus replies " No problem, see you later" he walked out to his car and drove off. That is the last time I saw Marcus."