Doctors are people with lives, families, and hobbies outside of work. But due to the high stakes and intimate nature of their job, sometimes it's weird to think about a doctor as a human person whose entire life doesn't revolve around your back pain and that weird mole on your neck. Which is why it could be a mistake to Google your doctor—because you never know what you might find. Recently, someone googled their family's physician and then regretted it after discovering the physician moonlights as a Twitter comedian. Not only does he tweet silly jokes, but he tweets jokes about his job.

"I found my family's physician on Twitter and I wish I hadn't" wrote the patient, who shared screenshots of some of Doc's tweets on imgur.

Here are some of the tweets that made this patient regret his Google search. They're honestly pretty funny, in a "dad joke" kind of way, but you can understand why they might make his patient feel a little awk:

This one's a little worrisome:

Srsly though, these are obviously harmless jokes and in no way reflect on this guy's abilities as a doctor. And besides, a funny doctor can definitely be an asset to the sick and suffering—Patch Adams, anyone?!

I guess, as a comedian, I can understand why you wouldn't necessarily want a jokester responsible for keeping you alive. But this is America, and no matter who we are or what we do for work, our forefathers fought for us all to have the right to make dad jokes on Twitter.

"Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. "

-Cher

Only a fool would pass up a chance to laugh this weekend. These hilariously silly memes are just the thing to put a big smile on your face today.

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It was a family affair on Ireland Baldwin's NSFW Instagram contribution this week. But let's back up. If the name 'Ireland Baldwin' made you think 'Who?', allow me to fill you in.

Ireland is the daughter of former couple Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. She's a twenty three year-old model and actress who calls Los Angeles home. And yes, she's gorgeous.

With that lineage, how could she not be?

Ireland was involved in a public scandal in 2007 when her father Alec left her a voicemail calling her a 'rude, thoughtless little pig' for missing a scheduled phone call. She is NOT Hailey Baldwin, who is the daughter of Alec's brother Stephen and the wife of Justin Bieber. Got it? Good.

This week Ireland posted a racy photo to Instagram featuring her thong-clad butt on a hotel roof.

Her dad, Alec, had to say something.

Uncle Billy Baldwin also commented.

He still liked it, though, because family members support one another.

You probably hadn't heard of Dina Hashem before today and that's a shame. She's a rising stand up comic who's performed on Conan, Comedy Central, and at clubs like The Comedy Cellar.

She recently taped a set for Comedy Central's series 'This Week at The Comedy Cellar', in which stand ups deliver topical jokes about the week's news. Her bit concerning rapper XXXTentacion's death was well received by the Cellar audience, but not by his fanbase online.

Hashem says on stage, 'Is anyone still mourning XXXTentacion? He’s a rapper, who was murdered, he’s dead now. He was shot, he was on his way to buy a car with 50K in cash and somebody shot him and took the money. Which is very tragic, but I also think it would be a very good Venmo commercial. That’s the first thing I thought when I heard that. Like, 'I don’t have Venmo, I should get Venmo.'

Once the bit was uploaded to help promote the show's second season - which began airing yesterday - it created a controversy spanning the music and comedy worlds. As Complex noted, X's friends like rapper Ski Mask The Slump God responded directly to the clip on social media, which boosted its reach - and simultaneously fomented criticism of Hashem.

The comedian's received an onslaught of vitriol online, including death threats. She's also been doxxed.

For her part, the comedian's publicly apologized via Instagram. Comedy Central took down the bit and it won't air on television.

Comedians turned to social media to vocalize their support for Hashem.

Others pointed out the less-than-comfortable fact that those calling for her cancelation are defending a man who abused women during his lifetime. When you're a famous artist, your legacy lives on through fans. But what if that legacy includes (violent) misogyny?

The situation is still developing, as people aren't done responding to Hashem's work online - or, alternately, Comedy Central's decision to pull her set. I guess it *is* a dangerous time to do comedy, especially for one Arab-American woman who writes great jokes.

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"

-Bette Midler

It's Sunday, but you don't have to feel guilty for laughing at these memes. Anyone with a dirty mind and an inappropriate sense of humor will get a kick out of this hilarious list.

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Give it up for teachers.

Teachers mold the next generation while being severely underpaid and they deserve all our respect. They not only follow a curriculum and lesson plans, but they also make sure children are safe and happy.

A good teacher is a person you remember well into adulthood, especially if the lessons aren't just about the books. While kids will always be kids, with access to constant information in their hands, kids today are smarter and more informed than ever. They're getting involved in politics, they're forming important opinions, and they're generally kinder and more empathic than previous generations.

When a recent Reddit user asked, "Teachers of Reddit, what are some positive trends you have noticed in today's youth?" teachers were ready to reveal some uplifting facts. The kids are alright!

1. Hydration is key. "TW_prism."

As a health POV. Students tend to be drinking a lot more water than when I was at school. Probably around 80% of kids tend to have water bottles I've noticed now

2. If you hurt a dog you'll probably go to hell? "forth1grl."

being kinder to animals, jerks i grew up with used to hit strays with stones and sticks.

3. This is amazing, "shrimpslord."

Art teacher here- my 6 year old students are really good with encouraging statements, absolutely unprompted by us. We were working with clay and the shyest girl, who had never spoken once, said “wow Rylie, you did a great job on your bunny! It looks beautiful!” or when a girl cried because hers broke, a student said “don’t worry Coco, you can repair it, it’ll be okay!” just very kind things like that, you wouldn’t believe a 6 year old would have the selflessness to say.

4. There's hope! "jsheil1."

I teach second grade. They are much kinder and they are much better readers than kids even ten years ago.

5. They help eachother! "dr-lele."

Collaborative learning through taking class notes on things like shared Google Docs. Students add in comments where they don’t understand parts of a lecture, and other students will explain.

6. This might be a good thing, "HaloSlippin."

I have noticed that my freshmen (for the most part) tend to be very.... open I guess is the right word. They seem to readily share their thoughts, ideas, problems, etc with each other. They put each others thumb/finger prints in their phones, readily share them, and don't really have anything to hide. They are also super honest and up front with me. I don't know if this is truly going to turn out to be a positive thing in the long run, but their expectations of privacy are very different than mine. I think it is an offshoot of social media culture.

7. Wow, "chemtranslator."

Kids are incredibly intelligent. Because of the internet they have now they can learn about anything whenever and quickly. They also learn more because parenting is improved, teaching is improved and so they have so much more research on what they're doing that they become more efficient. The resumes I see from high school students are better than what I had graduating from college.

I'd also second that they are much kinder. Some of the things I overhear flabbergast me with how different things are from when I was in high school 18 years ago.

8. Interesting, "TheSpruce_Moose."

They’re more aware of the general goings-on in the world and have a strong sense of justice. Along with that, as others have mentioned in this thread, they are more accepting of differences. The bully/victim trope is less of a thing now (where I am, at least) and kids usually love and let live.

The flip side of this is that a lot of kids are getting faulty information and a lot of them carry fairly shocking, uninformed opinions because of what they’ve heard or read on the internet.

9. They're getting political! "xenxens."

I'd say they're better at forming their own opinions on issues and morals, which I would largely attribute to their access to the internet and thus getting to see and hear a wider variety of viewpoints. I remember when it used to be that "my dad likes Bush so I like Bush" kind of thing but now I hear kids have actually individual viewpoints and intelligent conversations about world issues.

Plus, I feel like they're more open and honest. It's not uncommon for kids to tell me how they're feeling or what's going on with them in their personal lives or what they think of what's going on with the class or me, usually all of this without any prompting. It helps me adjust to what they need and feel and want and also just helps us build that bond. When I was their age (7th grade) I was a steel trap when it came to talking to teachers about what was going on with me, and pretty much all my peers were the same.

10. Down with student debt! "POSTrock_in_theFrWrld."

They're more pragmatic about the choices they make. Taking measures to reduce the amount of student debt they are going to accrue. They are also much more accepting of people of other cultures. Much less discrimination it seems.

11. This is such good news, "Back2Bach."

It seems to me that students today are increasingly more aware, curious, and resourceful - everything from climate change to science, from the arts to socio-political considerations.

They question things more directly, and are adept at exploring and finding answers as they adroitly navigate the internet.

12. Oh my god, "argamos."

I do sex-ed for 14-16 year olds. They always ask how to satisfy the opposite sex and seem less selfish

13. Respect the nerds! "UsefulConcern."

Nerd/geek culture is more accepted.

14. They're saving the planet! "zensonic1974."

Have much more focus on the environment than my generation

15. Kindness! Imagine that! "fiestiier."

Kids are much more kind and accepting of those with special needs.

Just more kind and accepting in general, actually.

16. This is so nice, "thisismycourage."

This will be my fourth year working with kids with disabilities. The severity ranges from mild to severe.

Not once in my four years have I ever had a kid ask: “what’s wrong with him?” I’ve never had a high functioning individual question someone else. And I really like that.

Yup, there's a MAGA-themed girl group. And yup, people hate them.

The "band," who calls themselves, "The Deplorable Choir," has a Trump-themed message for the nation that's getting brutally roasted by the wonderful world of the internet.

Aside from the fact that the song itself is probably not going to be the next pop hit, the message is a little confusing. They start right off by saying, "we don't care if you're white, we don't care if you're black, we don't care if you're gay, we're all under attack." The thing is, though, Trump does care if you're white. He cares very much. Do they not know what Trump stands for? Because it's not gay people...

"We don't care if you're rich, we don't care if you're poor. We just know, what we're fighting for."

Trump cares VERY much about whether people are rich and poor. In fact, that's kind of his entire thing. Are these women secretly liberals? Is this satire and we're all idiots? Someone please explain this.

Regardless of whether or not "The Deplorable Choir" actually knows what they're singing about, the internet has a lot to say. A lot of very hilarious, brutal things to say.

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In case you're hungry for more madness, here's another gift from "The Pussygrab Dolls."

In the pantheon of terrible things roommates can do to each other, this has to be the most needlessly cruel.

A woman discovered that her two roommates recorded a podcast all about how much they can't stand her — and people actually listened to it. The roomies even divulged and mocked the woman's mental health issues.

She's now, of course, asked the internet for help.

She posted a query about the issue on the /r/relationships subreddit. She first found out about the whole thing thanks to some fan mail the roommates received:

I was picking up mail from the mailbox and they got a fanmail postcard sent to them from their friend away at a religious camp. On it described how the podcast update "made her day", and described how she laughed at the parts about info pertaining to my eating disorder, mental health, and how they think my new SO (24M) is "...interesting..." (aka they think he's awkward).

After reading this bizarre piece of mail, she realized what was going on.

Not only is it incredibly uncomfortable to think how they're essentially making my life a reality tv show, but the fact that they are sharing info that they promised to keep secret (i.e. my eating disorder and mental health issues) is really distressing. I hear them gossip about me when in adjacent rooms, but I wouldn't have expected a full blown fucking podcast about my quirks and fuck ups.... They're the type to watch a lot of dating reality TV and watch gossipy popular youtubers , so it makes sense to me that they are the epitome of drama queens .... however this really feels like crossing a line.

Finally, she asked for help — and said she's already locked into living with this gruesome twosome for another year.

How do I approach them about this?I have to live with these people for another year, how do I bring up the fact that I know they are talking to me behind my back all the time?

This is a tough one, but the people of Reddit had her back. Most of the advice is simple: move out.

One advised her to get a lawyer and send a cease and desist letter right away, on the grounds that the roommates are endangering her.

"Even if they didn't use your name directly," the user said, "they gave out their address if they are receiving fan mail. And anyone can look up that address, see who lives there and figure out who you are easily enough, so they really can't cry that they kept your identity a secret, because no they didn't."

Another said that actually, what the roommates did might not technically be an invasion of privacy.

"If they’re not sharing her name/identifying information, and the OP shared the issues with them openly, I really don’t think there’s legal grounds for action," they said. "My advice to the OP would be to no longer speak to these people more than necessary, and as soon as you can move out or don’t sign another lease with them, even if it isn’t the most convenient option."

Whether or not legal options are available, one user suggested using college resources if they're available.

"Are you all in college together?" another user asked. "If so you should also report them to your Dean of Students. This is absolutely grounds for expulsion. And no, it doesn't matter if you live off campus or this is a 'personal' issue. Students are bound to a code of conduct 24/7 everywhere, and they would seriously be violating it."

The OP said she's still looking for the podcast online, and one user put it best:

"People like this thrive in situations where they can get 'cool points' from those around and where they are protected from seeing the damage they create," they said.

Let's hope OP gets out of this hellish living situation.

MAGA-themed weddings are unfortunately becoming a trend...

I don't really know what about Trump (a man who cheated on his current wife with a porn star and has been divorced twice already) screams eternal love and marriage, but his supporters will do just about anything for an excuse to wear the red hat.

Not every MAGA wedding gets a surprise from the guest of honor, though. The "lucky" couple, PJ Mongelli and Nicole Marie of Staten Island, were in for a shock when the president showed up on their special day. Granted, Trump owns the club where they had their wedding (Trump National Gold Cub Bedminister) and the couple admits they tried to invite him already. However, it's still fun to say he "crashed" it.

Here's Trump, congratulating the bride and groom.

In this video, Trump is introduced to the bride's dad. A voice in the background is heard reassuring the president that they're "all supporters here." Is Obama available for wedding appearances? Because he and Michelle know a little more about a successful marriage, jus' sayin.'

According to TMZ, the reception hall was decked out with "Trump 2020" flags. The bride not only sent Trump an invitation, but also a scrapbook of memories she has shared with him at his rallies and other events. I guess it's good to have a passion?

Trump reportedly was invited to a second event after the reception in Staten Island and he also attended that party. It's good to know that the Secret Service is keeping busy protecting our president at very important work-related events...

It's nice that Trump gave this couple what they wanted, but maybe we should all keep our wedding themes at, I don't know, love?

In case you missed it, the Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland is engaged to her longtime boyfriend and Bachelor in Paradise alum Wells Adams.

The smitten couple shared the news with the world on Thursday, and they've been flooding Instagram with adorable photos of their extremely white teeth and their extremely enthusiastic feelings of love.

Celebrity or not, sharing a series of nauseatingly happy engagement photos with your social media followers is par for the course. In many cases, announcing the engagement produces more dopamine than the marriage itself, so might as well eat up all those likes while they are fresh for the harvesting.

Sadly though, because the internet is a place where people project massive amounts of jealousy and hostility onto strangers in order to feel less focused on their husk of a life, there are inevitably commenters who cannot stand the sight of beaming engaged couple that looks plucked out of a Crest advertisement.

Most of the time, Hyland lets trolls be trolls and doesn't waste her brain space on them. But every once in awhile they need to be reminded that their comments are not dissipating into the abyss of angst, they are being hurled at another human being.

So, when a commenter chimed in to let Hyland know she'd wont the "most obnoxious engaged dipshit award," she naturally responded with a thank you.

"Most obnoxious engaged dipshit award goes to you!" the commenter wrote.

"OMG! I AM going for the most obnoxious! How did you know?!" Hyland responded.

Sometimes, the best way to diffuse a troll is by playing along with their narrative to show just how bonkers attacking a stranger looks.

Love is real.

Chivalry is not dead! Alert the presses!

If you're feeling down about the state of our nation, the congestion of online dating and the general shallowness of modern romance--fear not! Turns out, there are a lot of couples out there who genuinely love, trust and respect one another. Imagine, people excited to actually talk to one another without staring at their phones? What a world!

When a recent Reddit user asked, "What is a small act your SO regularly does for you that makes you feel deeply loved?" the internet was eager to share the cute, sometimes corny, sometimes nauseatingly adorable small gestures their partners do to make them know they care.

Get ready to cry, there's true love out there for all of us!

1. Aw, "yesterdaysfeelings."

Wakes up before I do and makes me a coffee. Then he goes back to sleep. He does this EVERY. DAY.

2. Corn is good, "SubjectDelta28."

Whenever I say, "Honey, I'm about to go *do some sort of task/activity alone* I ask, "Is there anything you need before I go?" (We have kids and they are Legion) When he doesn't have anything he needs help with, he responds, "I need you." and usually hugs me and won't let go for a bit. Corny, yes, but hey what can I say, I'm from Indiana and all I know is fucking corn.

3. Wow, "kebel23."

Every day, he leaves work at 4.30pm and he will call me and talk to me for the whole 45 minutes it takes him to drive home, I hear him pull up outside the house and he’ll say ‘bye, see you in a minute’ then comes in and says Hi and kisses me as though we haven’t just spent the last 45 minutes talking.

He’s done it for ages.

I look forward to my phone ringing everyday at 4.30pm. Even after all this time.

4. Gotta have those cats, "catzandcatsandcatz."

He brings me the cats when I'm laying down

5. Worth pretending to be afraid, though. "pringle-prangle."

He'll always comfort me during thunder storms. I'm not afraid of bad weather, nor have I ever been, and I don't know where he got the idea from, but the way he wraps me in a soft blanket and cuddles me in his arms is so comforting to me. I've never felt so protected and loved in my life before.

6. You have to check in! "Fart-Heart."

Looks/watches me when we’re watching tv, just a simple glance.

7. Nonsense can be fun! "MrsLadyMadonna."

Sometimes he goes to the store. He always comes back with nonsense but he tried.

8. True love! "kittensandcattens."

He wears my sweatpants because he knows I prefer to wear his

9. Heart-eyes, "cdlcruz."

Whenever I mention I need something, be it Pads or a toothbrush or chocolate, he immediately gets up and gets it from the local store. It makes me feel like everything I say is important to him. Its adorable and lovely.

10. Chivalry isn't dead! "emuhlee_ruhiyan."

He kisses me every single time before he leaves the house whether I’m awake or asleep.

Opens every door for me.

Makes me walk on the “inside” of the sidewalk

Such a great husband.

11. Classic move, "anon4628513794216480."

unexpected hug from behind

12. The dream! "uhno28."

He leaves tea on my nightstand and kisses me goodbye even when I'm still asleep. And on Mondays he puts an extra sugar cube in my tea to motivate me.

I sometimes find sweet notes in the morning. When I started my first job in the US I was a little nervous, and I found a note taped to my steering wheel that first morning, saying how proud he was of me and how he knew I was going to do great, etc. etc.

13. GOALS, "CafeConeja."

He'll say "hey" and when I turn around he'll go, "Nothing, I just like your face."

5. Melania Trump, because she was shaded by Miranda Priestly Anna Wintour.

For a fashion model-turned-fascism model like Melania Trump,Anna Wintour is the queen. Melania likely looks up to the editor-in-chief of Vogue even more than she looks up to Eva Braun.

In an interview with The Economist about the intersection of politics and fashion, Wintour not only declined to discuss Melania, but opted to praise Michelle Obama instead.

"[Melania] I think, very consciously, wanted to see herself as an ambassador for British fashion, in this case, or a transatlantic ambassador," The Economist's Anne McElvoy explained. "Do you value that?"

"Well, I think First Lady Michelle Obama really was so incredible in every decision she made about fashion," Wintour answered. "She supported young American designers. She supported designers, indeed, from all over the world. She was the best ambassador this country could possibly have in many ways, obviously, way beyond fashion."

"But she's not the first lady now," McElvoy replied. "So what about the one you've got now?"

"To me, [Obama] is the example that I admire," Wintour said.

It's an extremely small thing that doesn't improve the quality of life for immigrant children, but we'll take these little bursts of joy at Trumps' expense where we can.

4. Senator Kamala Harris, because she's facing the wrath of Swifties.

There's a beef tearing America apart and no, it's not the Democratic primary: it's Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun.

Earlier this month, Swift took to Tumblr to express her disgust and dismay that thrugh a corporate merger, her life's work is now owned by Braun, who represents Justin Bieber and "bullied" her throughout the Kanye feud.

Braun hosted a fancy fundraiser for Harris at his $20 million mansion, and it was crashed by his clients Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, and Ariana Grande.

(Unrelated, but Ariana Grande wore a sweatshirt to meet a senator? Does she really only own oversized sweatshirts?)

Harris's decision to align herself with Braun might just affect the primary.

The Taylor Swift voting block wasn't enough to get a Democrat elected senator in Tennessee, but there are Swifties who vote in all fifty states (and Puerto Rico).

3. The Mountie who discussed a double murder as a cat.

The only display of humanoid cats that's worse than the Cats trailer was during a press conference about two "suspicious" deaths.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in British Columbia apologized after the livestream of their press conference about an American woman and Australian man found dead was posted with the cat filter on.

Chynna Noelle Deese, 24, and her boyfriend, Lucas Robertson Fowler, 23, were tragically discovered shot and killed in their car on a remote highway, as explained by a woman with whiskers and cat ears.

Whoever switched the filter is likely feeling even sorrier than the average Canadian today.

2. The Waffle House bandit, because he still can't afford better wigs.

Police in Georgia are on the hunt for a robber who is likely guilty of both actual crimes and fashion crimes.

The guy recently wore a wig looking like Meryl Streep's character in Big Little Lies and passed a note to a Waffle House employee demanding they "pass all the money." WSB-TV reports that the would-be wig-snatcher "has robbed several Waffle Houses, two drugstores and a bank while wearing the wigs."

If they want to find him, the police should check out local meetings of the—wait for it—Whig party.

1. James Cameron, because Avengers: Endgame officially sunk Avatar.

Congratulations to a Disney property for beating out another Disney property in the race for a gazillion dollars!

This weekend, Avengers: Endgame officially become the most financially successful movie of all time, beating out Avatar for capitalism's highest honor. Seeing as nobody can name a single character, plot point, or line from Avatar, that stat was all it had going for it.

We'll always have Titanic.

As her father leads America deeper and deeper into fascism, Ivanka Trump has been busy, too.

She shared some big news over the weekend: her family got a new dog.

The dog, named Winter, was a birthday gift for her daughter, Arabella. And as a dog lover, it kills me to say this, but this blue-eyed, bright white dog looks like it could be a biological member of the Trump klan.

Given that Trump has been stoking racism even more than usual in the past week, many people on Twitter are roasting the Trump-Kurshner family's choice to get such a very, very, very white dog.

While others are taking the opportunity to remind Ivanka that, while she celebrates her white dog, there are human children languishing in cages at the border in inhumane conditions.

A few optimists are wondering what Winter will do when their new family goes to prison.

Others just feel sorry for the dog.

As this guy points out, getting a shelter dog instead of an expensive purebred would've been the better move here. But a family that believes kids belong in cages is unlikely to make the more humane choice when it comes to dogs.

Turns out, getting your kid a blindingly white dog and celebrating it on social media is not a good look when children are dying on your racist dad's watch. Will Ivanka learn her lesson this time? Absolutely not. Good luck Winter.

In theory, going to the beach is a supremely relaxing activity that connects you to nature and lets you chill with loved ones, but that's not always how the reality goes down.

The beach is also a place full of tons of strangers, flasks full of booze that influence bad decision making, and small animals trying to navigate the big sand pit. This is not to mention the looming presence of the sun, ready to scorch your flesh-bag once the sunscreen wears off and you opt for a sun nap.

During one of his recent hashtag roundups, Jimmy Fallon asked viewers to share their most embarrassing beach stories under the hashtag #beachfails and these make the old sand-in-the-underwear look like child's play.

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Women deal with a lot of sexism and obstacles here on earth, so it makes sense that this sexism would follow them in to space. The first woman went into space in 1963, but it took another two decades for female astronauts to become common. Turns out there's a glass ceiling even outside of the earth's orbit.

Apparently, there is a myth that NASA took so long to send women into space because of how women go to the bathroom?!

Recently, author Mary Robinette Kowal published an essay called “To Make It to the Moon, Women Have to Escape Earth’s Gender Bias" exploring the ways in which sexism here on earth prevented women from making strides in space. In response to her essay, she says several people claimed that "women couldn't go into space because we lacked the technology for them to pee in space."

In a Twitter thread that has gone viral, Kowal disproves this myth by breaking down the truth about how astronauts go to the bathroom in space.

It has all the info. on peeing and pooping outside the earth's orbit that you never knew you always wanted.

At first, she explains, doctors didn't think anyone, man or woman, would be able to pee without gravity.

The first space mission was meant to take only 15 minutes so no arrangements for peeing were made. Of course, things did not go according to plan.

So the first guy to go into space had a suit full of pee. What a trooper.

Then a condom-like apparatus was invented to catch the pee. It didn't work.

Turns out, the reason it didn't work is that men were lying about the size of pee-condom they needed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

There was also a bag for poo. But this solution was flawed and there was still pee and poop in the space capsule. EW.

So a device was invented that would suck astronauts' pee out into space. Take that, aliens!

This, too, was flawed. But at least it was pretty!

So they switched back to pee-condoms.

Still, the pee-condoms solution was flawed. Remember when Fred Haise got sick in the movie Apollo 13? Well apparently it's because his genitals were bathing in pee.

This detail for some reason didn't make it in to the movie.

After decades of dudes going into space with pee-soaked genitals, NASA decided to send women into space. Finally!

Now they needed to come up with a method for peeing in space that didn't involve pee-condoms, since women can't wear condoms. Their solution? A diaper.

They also got rid of the ass-bag and replaced it with a zero-gravity toilet!

Even in 2019, peeing and pooping in space is not an easy process. Pooping in particular requires some, umm, involvement.

Peeing is easier though. Until the toilet breaks down. Apparently that happens.

Fun fact: these fun facts might make you nauseous.

In conclusion: we can stop blaming the slow advancement of women in space exploration on peeing and pooping.

It's not peeing and pooping's fault. Because peeing and pooping in space is a nightmare for everyone, regardless of your gender or genitalia. Now that's equality!

After her thread went viral, Kowal was bombarded with questions about bodily functions in space. She answered them. SHE HAS ALL THE FACTS.

Burping in space sounds painful.

Thank Goddess for tampons, especially if you're a female astronaut!

Fun fact: men don't understand how periods work.

Astronauts need a schedule so they know when to go!

There is a pee ritual involving a tire.

FUN FACT: BUY HER BOOK. Seriously though, this woman really knows her shit (and pee, tee hee).

Sometimes it is harder to be a man. Lol. (But only sometimes)

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Never have I been more grateful for my decision to pursue comedy writing in lieu of space travel.

“When someone you loved was depending on your lie, it was perfectly easy.”

-Liane Moriarty, Big Little Lies

Anyone who watched HBO's hit show, Big Little Lies will appreciate these hilarious memes. The show, based on the best selling novel by Liane Moriarty, made viewers both laugh and cry. It's also inspired countless tweets and memes. We've gathered up some of the funniest so you can concentrate on emotionally recovering from last night's finale.

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Another day, yet another bursting opportunity to make fun of Don Jr.'s aspirations. The latest installment of Don Jr. memes present themselves as a beautiful series of artful interpretations of his book cover.

If you have been living under a glorious rock, far away from the doings of Don Jr. (in which case please invite me to be your roommate), then I regret to inform you that he has a book slated to come out in November.

In a truly on-brand Don Jr. move that borders on self-satire, the book is titled "Triggered: How The Left Thrives On Hate And Wants To Silence Us."

Remarkably, the book title wasn't lifted directly from an SNL sketch (or in Don Jr.'s words - an S&L sketch), but instead represents the literary vision of the president's son.

In true form, the internet has transformed his book cover into a series of memes, most of which suggest alternative titles if he's ever looking for a revised reprint.

The river of memes even includes terrifying video and audio options, further proving that roasting Don Jr.'s book is a creative prompt that unites people across mediums.

Most of the meme book titles are so on the nose the humor factor is a surge of pure pain.

His book doesn't come out until November, and at that point, I have full faith there will be a book's worth of memes pre-emptively roasting this cover.

A woman named Alexsa shared on Twitter that she was "speechless" to receive a text from her ex-boyfriend the day before his wedding.

Usually when you receive a text from an ex, and on the day before his wedding, your day is about to be 100% ruined and involve 100% more ice cream. But this guy's text elicited a very different reaction. Clearly the two have not been in contact for a while, because she didn't even have his number saved. Here's how the interaction began:

He then proceeded to send her a lengthy, emotional text expressing his gratitude to his ex for all the ways she helped and supported him when they were together.

Here it is in its sappy entirety:

In the text, which seems pretty genuine IMHO, he thanks her for taking care of him, supporting him, and "teaching him how to love" as well as being there for him when he was coping with depression. He ends by wishing her "love and happiness."

After the texts went hugely viral, Alexsa shared screenshots of her response.

Much like the original texts, her reply is full of seemingly heartfelt gratitude, respect and love.

Someone asked Alexsa why they didn't work out as a couple, and her heartbreaking response gives some more insight in to why he would send the text in the first place.

Some people on Twitter are calling his text "beautiful" and praising the ex for his maturity.

But not everyone reacted so warmly to the exchange. A lot of women are saying if they received this text, they'd be hurt and jealous.

While other people think his fiancé should be worried.

It's natural to view other people's relationships through the lenses of our own experiences and I understand why this text could be read as hurtful by some people. But it seems like these two have been through a uniquely painful experience together that would explain his need to send her an emotional text on the eve of his wedding day. That being said, not everyone is this mature. So if you're one of my exes, don't even think about texting me on the eve of your wedding day, or about getting married, period. There's not enough ice cream in the world.

Are you and your partner "not like the other couples"? Are you looking for a way to show your friends that you are so cool, chill, and above the wedding-industrial complex? Look no further than this foul-mouthed invitation that reads like swear words Mad Libs.

Posted in the That's It, I'm Wedding Shaming Facebook group, a place for—you guessed it—wedding shaming, this casual invite ironically has people thinking that the couple is trying too hard.

Out of respect for the couple, I'm not going to blurt out the swear words.

There's even more where that came from, under "sh*t you need to know."

Children? Leave the "little sh*ts behind so you can "get f*cked"!

Dress code? Whatever the F you want, or naked!

Hotels? "Google it you lazy f*ck!"

And to get everyone in the mood for romance...

Dietary requirements? "Eat what the f*ck you're given you fat f*cker"

Awww!!

Hopefully they have personalities listed on their f**king registry.