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Influencer denies staging motorcycle accident to promote bottled water.

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An influencer is insisting that she didn't stage a motorcycle accident as sponsored content for a bottled water brand.

Yikes, that is an extremely 2019 sentence.

Let's break it down.

Tiffany Mitchell is a lifestyle blogger in Nashville whose sepia-tinted Instagrams make it seem like it's always autumn in Tennessee.

The "Before" picture.

In a series of now-deleted posts, Mitchell posed with her beloved motorcycle, and after "misjudging a curve," she was on the ground, with her makeup still immaculate and a bottle of SmartWater perfectly in focus, with the label facing the camera. A hot model of a man appeared magically by her side, ready to find his light, and she was absolutely #blessed to have a photographer at the crash site.

You'd think a photographer would put the camera down and call an ambulance if there was an emergency, but we all have priorities.

On the ground, spread out like Jesus in Michaelangelo's iconic Pietà, Mitchell posted pictures of her body with no cuts, but a wee bit of dirt on her shoulder.

After.

After the screenshots went viral, Mitchell insisted to BuzzFeed that "would never turn a very important personal story like this into a brand campaign."

Mitchell must have known that the photoshoot looked fishy, because she asked BuzzFeed not to write an article "as it would 'draw negative attention.'" SmartWater told reporter Tanya Chen that they have no brand partnership with the influencer, but people are still skeptical.

Super-sleuths are also pointing out that the before and after pictures feature different helmets.

Plus, any biker would know that you're not supposed to remove the helmet—whatever color it is—as not to risk paralysis.

If influencers are staging photos, then who can we trust? Is everything on the internet a lie?


27 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Remember The 80s and 90s.

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“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

Ferris from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Life definitely moves pretty fast, we're already almost two decades deep in the 2000s. If you remember the 80s and 90s these memes will take you back to the good old days.

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Woman accidentally posts voice text of her changing her son's diaper online.

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There are rare times when reading the comments is the best thing you can do for yourself.

Such is the case for a recent post on the Baby Bumps subreddit, where a mom-to-be's venting session about a coworker was quickly overshadowed by a hilarious voice text left in solidarity.

"WARNING! RANT! Coworker(F) giving me a hard time after finding out about my pregnancy!"

"A little bit of background to this. I have a coworker that I have worked with for 3 years now. I work for a small office, only 5 employees and we share an office together. We've been involved in each other's lives and do things outside of work since I started working here, and have created mutual friends along with that, so she feels that she can give unsolicited advice CONSTANTLY."

The original post is a rant against a judgemental coworker who constantly doles out pregnancy-related criticisms.

"I started a weight loss journey in Jan 2017 and lost 50 pounds and was successful with my goals. Maintained my weight through my 1 1/2 year engagement up to my wedding. During that time, she made comments on my weight loss and how I was trying to starve myself and try to not get "too skinny." I looked at that as a little bit of jealousy since she is over weight and "tries" to diet and then eats constantly through out the work day."

"After just getting married in December, we have found out we are pregnant with baby #1, due is September. It was not planned, but we were for sure not preventing, and was not expecting it to happen so soon. The moment she found out she started commenting on the food I would eat. Mind you, morning sickness has not been kind. Especially in the late afternoon and evening, so I have been eating little snacks throughout my day. "

"I was addicted to coffee before this and the fact I couldn't drink as much and then realizing morning sickness wasn't allowing me to keep it down has not helped with my demeanor either. She would constantly say that what snacks I am eating isn't baby friendly, and that I need to give baby the food it needs and eat more. This is obviously all new to me. I've never been pregnant before. The fact you fight the urge to throw up every time you yawn is a mental struggle in itself and the fact that you yawn constantly cause you're tired from growing a human!"

"Recently our boss called in to ask how I was doing, her response as she starred at me working, "She's just wallowing in self-pity, she needs to get over it, cause this is her life now." She gets off the phone and look at her and say "Was that about me?" She says yes and how she thinks I'm being a little dramatic with my feelings. Hormone Beast then unleashes. I then say "Have you ever been pregnant before?" She responds no, to which I reply "THEN SHUT THE F**K UP." My best friend believes that it's jealousy as she lives with her boyfriend of 12 years and is no where near where she wanted to be at this point. "

Apparently the coworker feels frustrated with the lack of momentum in her long-term relationship, and has been taking out those insecurities on OP.

"She has admitted in the past that she thinks life sucks cause everyone around her got married and is having babies and she doesn't see her BF giving that to her. I'M SORRY BUT THAT IS NOT MY FAULT. I firmly believe that if there is something about your life that you don't like, do something about it. You hold your destiny. I am now leaving this job for a part time position at another company to help give me a less stressful pregnancy and easier transition after baby is born, and I don't see the attitude and judgment ending even until my last day."

This is of course, extremely difficult to deal with on top of the physical stress of being pregnant.

"Thanks for letting me vent. I just know there are ladies here that have probably been in this situation and I hate how some women can't be supportive towards their fellow women out there. Rant over."

While the rant itself is relatable for many, the post really blew up when Myshkinia's comment transformed from a genuine post of solidarity into a voice text of her changing her son's diaper.

"I’m experiencing this and have been with my best friend. :( She has BPD and it makes it even harder. My pregnancy and child have brought up a ton of horrible do we have a poop uhoh poop poop poop poop poop poop poop We have a poop we have a poop we have a poop poop poop poop poop poop poop is that a poop is that a poop I think we have a poop we have a poop we have a poop poop poop poop poop poop poop is that a poop is that a poop oh my it is a poop I love you my poopy boy I love you my poopy boy"

"Mama change your poop you mamas poopy boy I love you my poopie boy oh my little buddy mama is almost done mamas almost done oh there we go there we go good job good job we did a good job poopy boy you stink you stink poopie boy can mama put your pants on hey can I put your pants on mama put your pants on ok I love you buddy I love you that’s my buddy oh there we go no more poops no more poops now we got a wash our hands OK Can you sit here while mama wash her hands just for one second while mama washes their hands OK here take this take this put that in your mouth good boy just one second"

The comment quickly jetted off into the absurd sunrise of the internet, and when Myshkinia realized what happened she decided to keep the voice text up and return later to finish her thought.

"Jesus Christ... accidental talk to text during a diaper change. I have to get him down. I’ll finish this comment in a bit!"

The OP Morokea was overjoyed by the absurdity of the diaper change transcription.

"Omg thank you for this gem of a comment, it totally made my day LOL!"

Once the diaper change was finished, Myshkinia jumped back on to expand and clarify her thoughts on the original coworker post, sans the word "poop."

"Hehe! You’re welcome! Anyway, our society is a bit psychotic when it comes to pressuring women to have babies and having all these subtle ways of measuring them as less-than, like partnering up and procreating (and doing it “properly”) is an achievement akin to getting a lucrative position at a prestigious company, or buying a luxurious home, or graduating from an Ivy League school. You know what I mean? We’re meant to feel like we’ve missed important milestones or have even become superfluous as women if we don’t attain that."

"I definitely felt an odd sense of diminishing worth when my younger cousins were getting married and having children, even though I knew that was silly. I didn’t take that out on them. I was truly happy for them, but it still was impossible not to compare myself to them and feel I was coming up short, and feel bad about it. I turned those bad feelings inward, but not everyone has that response. We all deal with things differently. My friend suffers from BPD, so she is more susceptible to jealousy, outbursts, inappropriate behavior and comments like your colleague, but it’s still coming from a place of pain and lots of complicated feelings I’m sure she doesn’t entirely understand."

"I know she’s being a bitch, but she is hurting. We’re very, very lucky to be blessed with children. She is probably more deserving of your pity than your anger. At least try to bite your tongue, knowing that you have SO MUCH to be happy about, and that’s why she’s treating you that way. I’m not saying it’s right or she should just get a pass, but she’s dealing with something difficult, and it can’t hurt to try to be empathetic."

Myshkinia also added an edit to clarify why she brought up her friend's BPD, and that she doesn't intend to spread stigma.

"Edit: Someone has requested that I delete the reference to BPD in this comment, because people with BPD have enough stigma and enough problems with prejudice and misunderstanding already. Unfortunately, I feel like the damage is done since there are so many responses addressing the BPD, and it would be pretty incoherent and confusing if I took out any reference to BPD in this. Instead, I would just like to specify that my friend has entirely untreated BPD (she has stopped seeing every doctor who has diagnosed her with it, which thus far has been every doctor she’s ever been to), and that many people with BPD do not behave this way. I really don’t mean to perpetuate any stereotypes or cast aspersions on anyone suffering from this disorder. The last thing I want to do is make life any more difficult for people with BPD."

While the discussion of misogyny, motherhood, and dealing with difficult friends and coworkers is edifying in itself, the internet has unsurprisingly clung to the voice text of the diaper change.

In fact, the whole exchange made its way to Twitter for people to enjoy.

In the weird hellstorm of 2019, sometimes the most uplifting comment out there is a voice text of a diaper change.

Married people share the things their partners do that used to be 'cute' but are now annoying.

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Early dating is fun because the hormones in your brain make you think everything about the person is adorable—from the way they chew to the way they explain everything to you, sometimes twice. But long-term commitment has a way of transforming people before your eyes, and things you once found adorably quirky might make you want to scream into your pillow if you co-habitate long enough.

Someone asked married people of Reddit: "what’s something your SO does that you used to find cute when you were dating but now irritates/infuriates/ annoys you?"

These 26 married people shared the things about their partners that they used to find cute—and they no longer do. Some of these people's marriages may be in trouble, but who am I to say?!

1.) Being a morning person.

From fuzzyoctopus97:

His happiness in the mornings, used to make me feel a bit more cheery as we both were up at the asscrack of dawn and he’d just be happy to start his day while I wasn’t too happy, I’m not a morning person, but I have rarely gotten to sleep in past 5 o’clock since I was 14, and now I unfortunately wake up at the time even when I don’t have too. Now instead of making me more cheery in the mornings I just feel irritated, which is completely dumb, because he’s just being his normal happy self, but f*ck, dude, quite being so damn pleasant so early in the damn morning it’s pissing me off. It also pisses off our toddlers, who hate mornings just as bad and want him to stop singing to them while they eat their breakfast, but when that happens I feel better, because damnit if I’ve gotta listen to him be happy so do you, ya little shits

2.) Being an introvert.

From slothin_around:

My husband hates social interaction (even relaying information to and from friends sometimes) and will avoid it at all cost. At first it was cute, he would beg me to make the calls to order food or find out information. Now I find it very inconvenient - especially when I'm not in the mood to talk to people either.

Honey if you are reading this I love you very much. What do you want for dinner?

3.) Sarcasm.

From MissPlaceDApostrophe:

The sarcasm.

It would be nice to bring up a topic and not get a zinger in response. "What do you want from the grocery store?" "Five pounds of filet mignon, some motor oil, and, oh, a million dollars." No, duckface, its 100 degrees out and the kids need food. I'd much rather sit next to you on the couch. WHAT DO YOU F*CKING WANT!

4.) The chit-chat.

From IrisIncarnate:

She talks c o n s t a n t l y. I'm a guy who can appreciate a good silence but she hates it. She has to fill every silence by talking or humming or singing or playing music or putting on a TV show. Most of the time she isn't talking to me, really. Example; as I type this she is playing Fallout and just kinda narrating her experience. It's still pretty cute and charming at times, tbh, but when we first started dating I found it far more adorable.

This issue is that since she's constantly making noises with her mouth, I have grown accustomed to just tuning her out or doing other stuff or leaving the room mid-sentence because, once again, she USUALLY ISNT REALLY TALKING TO ME. Unfortunately, sometimes she IS talking to me and then I look like the dickhead for not listening. But I think if I listened in-depth to every tiny thing that came out of her mouth to verify she was or was not speaking to me I would lose my mind.

5.) Being anti-confrontational.

From Relleck_ENI:

Her anti-confrontational attitude. It was a breath of fresh air to be with someone who had a pretty laid back attitude about things and didn't seek to make a fight out of the smallest things.

11 years later, still can't get her to properly communicate her own desires and/or gripes during an argument, or confront a family member about something out of line they've done.

Arrgghhh!

****** Edit: Would like to add we are definitely working on this together. It used to be much, much worse. Since this seems to have resonated with a surprising amount of people, wanted to just add one little thing that has had an impact. ******

We now try to proactively have touch-base conversations. I've accepted that in the heat of an argument she will absolutely clam up, and that in the middle of a potential concern or issue, she may not immediately communicate her dissatisfaction. So instead we try to touch base every couple of weeks or so in an open and friendly conversation. * How you feeling? General happiness level? Anything bother you as of late? Anything I could be doing for you, or more of?*

That kind of stuff. Hope it helps.

6.) Being laid back.

From jenmoe:

My husband’s laidback attitude. I truly appreciate that he doesn’t stress about much; he definitely adds balance to my (pre)crastination.

At times though I wish he was more timely. We’re going on a road trip? Maybe we should book a hotel in advance, not 20 minutes before getting there.

We moved across the country and I set up the Relocube, pick up, and, drop off. I asked him to research potential apartments. The week we were to have our Relocube delivered we still didn’t have an apartment or even one in mind. Our Relocube was set to be delivered on Saturday, we signed our lease on Friday.

I’ve learned to take the lead on planning, but it would be a nice “break” for me mentally if I didn’t also have to do it.

7.) Forcing the funny.

From chlnaturester:

My husband always tries to make me laugh. I honestly hope he never stops trying, but there are times when it's like "really?? You're trying to make me laugh NOW?!"

8.) From knows-a-lot to know-it-all.

From MarieOMaryln:

Dating: Wow he knows a lot! I love that he always seems to have the answer. We won't have many problems to worry about when we combine our knowledge!

Now: Omfg babe it won't kill you to be wrong. Not everything has to be an argument just because your answer has been challenged!

9.) Life being a 24-7 episode of Glee.

From jonnyboy98:

Her having to sing everything like it’s a perfected choral piece.

10.) Being a professional athlete.

From StraightOuttaBottoms:

Reversing the roles, I play football/soccer at a high level and she used to find it cute to watch me play and train.

Now that she’s realised the fact that I have to travel on and off, and train every day for most of the day either with my club or on my own I can safely say she despises the sport...

11.) The hair.

From Captain23222:

Her hair. She has such long, beautiful hair but it gets everywhere. Drains. Sinks. Carpets. Ive had to sit and cut hairs out of the vacuum so it would work again because it had tied up the rolly bit. Not to mention I've had her hair on me and all through my clothing.

12.) Being a bad storyteller.

From cinnapear:

He can not tell a story. Rambling, unnecessary details, and the listener is three steps ahead the entire time, just waiting for it to slowly unspool.

13.) Being needy.

From __ideal_:

In the beginning he used to really need me and he always required a LOT of attention.

I loved it, at first.

I loved to feel needed and I 100% absolutely loved to lavish him with my adoring attention endlessly...

I was absolutely devoted.

Fast forward 15 years...

I feel used up and taken for granted.

He has never reciprocated, our relationship has always been strongly one way.

His behaviour was exactly what I wanted and needed - at one point.

Now it's just something that upsets me. A lot.

14.) Being clumsy.

From TheGrog1603:

Clumsily break things accidentally. It'd be a teaspoon one day or a shoelace the next. Little insignificant, 'how-on-earth-did-you-manage-to-break-that?' type of things. Started out quite cute and amusing. Now it's a case of 'Babe, that's like the fourth vacuum cleaner this year, and it's a f*cking Dyson.'

15.) Being too likable.

From pixel_zealot:

Not married, but engaged and have been together for almost 5 years now? Everyone likes her. She's a very likable person, but my friends and family like her more than me. Just gets to me sometimes when she tells me something about a friend or family member that I should have heard from them.

Edit: Just to be clear, I don't mind it. I like it because she makes socialising easier for me, that way I can sit back, relax and just listen and enjoy the company. The side effects, as mentioned above, can be annoying but I wouldn't have it any other way.

16.) Taking control/being a control freak.

From Neishia:

First off, still very happily married and in love! However, there is one thing that does cause a ruckus every now and again. When we were dating and living together, we would do diy stuff around the house. I know a little past the basics because my dad made sure to teach me things and of course there is always youtube, so I'm not helpless by any stretch. In fact I owned several of my own power tools before we got together.

When doing one of these projects, he often wouldn't let me do much. Back then I thought, "What a gentleman, doesn't want me to get dirty." or whatever. Nowadays I'll be watching him do something and know a better way of doing said task, and it's like he doesn't believe me. So he'll try 18 other ways before landing on the way I suggested and it working out just dandy. It's pretty frustrating. I can do more than hold something while you work!

It's not a deal breaker, but sometimes I let him know just how stupid he was acting, and how much time it wasted by not just trying my way first. Even if my suggestion doesn't work, what did you lose?

17.) Talking in a *little baby voice*

From sixesand7s:

Talk in a baby voice, shit was cute at the beginning, but when you're asking me if you can have my last beer in the fridge in a tiny baby voice, f*ck no, now I need it.

EDIT: Just making an edit to say I love her and no, I don't hate her for this.

18.) Being a slow eater.

From CreampuffOfLove:

Takes forever to eat a meal. It was very well-suited to long dates, romantic dinners, those intense getting-to-know-you conversations at the beginning. 15 years later and I just want to have a meal where I'm not done before he's barely taken a bite!

His whole family is like this and I simply don't understand. It's food, you put it on a plate and you eat it and go on with life! Not for them, mealtimes often stretch on for hours, occasionally into the next bloody meal if it's a family event. I just don't get it.

ETA: He's not European, just a sloooooow eater!

19.) Indecisiveness.

From rawbface:

Her indecisiveness. It was adorable to see her struggle when we were dating but goddammit I'm just trying to figure out what to make for dinner.

20.) Falling asleep.

From Whitehexe:

Falls asleep INSTANTLY.

He works long hours (Japanese. In Japan) and is always tired, which I get. But he falls asleep literally while eating or in the middle of a sentence.

Was really cute. And I still can’t actually be mad at him because I know it’s because he’s working so hard. But when we only get late evenings to talk over a quick dinner and I’m constantly having to wake him up every 5 minutes... gets less and less cute.

21.) Bossiness.

From SerielAwooer:

Her Bossiness. She came from a really hard upbringing and I was floored by how she was taking charge and refusing to fall into the same trap as her family.

Actually I still am floored. Even when I'm annoyed at being bossed around I'm proud. From trailer park to prosecutor. She's amazing.

22.) Defending the Devil.

From magicfluff:

Plays the devil's advocate.

When we first started dating it was fun and challenging to debate the points. Now it's tiring and just "can we agree GENOCIDE IS BAD?! There is no "middle ground" option"

"Well if I can play devil's advocate-"

"I will cut a bitch dear. So help me god, I will cut a bitch."

We still have plenty of intellectual debates, we don't staunchly agree on everything and we're able to open each other's minds. But playing devil's advocate got old quick lol

ETA: devil's advocates can definitely help see a different perspective in the world. But I dont need that on EVERY point. Especially if it's a personal problem and I'm just trying to rant.

23.) Spontaneity.

From totallyoriginalname2:

His spontaneity.

It used to be really fun and sexy...but now it's like living with a real life Homer Simpson/Phil Dunphy hybrid.

No joke, I am just waiting for the day he comes home with a bag of 'magic beans'

Edit: I've had a lot people asking for more stories of my husband doing crazy shit.

I think my favorite is: on our first date we got caught in a rain storm, I was wet to the bone and wearing a skirt...so he offered me his pants.

24.) Jealousy.

From Oenonesart:

His jealousy was a little cute at first because it was very mild and appeared harmless. I figured he would learn over time that he could trust me completely and it would lessen or go away. It took a completely opposite turn and he became violently jealous of every man who so much as looked in my direction. We are now divorced.

25.) Debating everything.

From slanted_shoes:

Debate with me. At the beginning it was great because I felt like I met my intellectual equal. Now I realize she’s just a disagreeable person. I’m 90% sure if I told her the sky was blue, she would find a way to dispute my assertion with some pendantic loophole

EDIT: ok people, it feels like half of these responses came from my wife. I just double checked out the window, the sky is definitely blue. Do you want to know what shade of blue? SKY BLUE!! Explaining WHY it’s blue doesn’t make it not blue. Baaaah!!

26.) Bathroom stalking?!

From Plain_Jaine:

Constantly watching me in the bathroom. It was fun at first, we always make/made jokes. But now there are times I just want to be left alone to sh*t for f*cks sake.

23 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Hate Everyone.

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“I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around.”

― Charles Bukowski

You don't have to pretend to be a people-person to appreciate these memes. This isn't a job interview. In fact, this entire list is full of memes for people who'd rather be left alone once in a while. Anyone who hates people will love these hilarious memes.

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Ellen DeGeneres defends Prince Harry and Meghan after people call them hypocrites for flying on private jets.

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Have you ever played the party game Celebrity, where you write down a bunch of famous peoples' names and put them in a bowl, and challenge your guests to make you guess the name? Well, this story is basically the bowl of celebrities' names.

The gist: Ellen DeGeneres defended Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, after they were criticized for flying on Elton John's private jet.

The Royal couple value environmental conservation and confronting the existential threat of climate change as one of their Causes. Harry recently said that he and Meghan plan on having 'maximum' two children, because that's the most the planet can handle.

Everyone's disdain for hypocrisy and the British media's bloodlust for Meghan made it the perfect tabloid story when the Harry and Meghan took four private jets in eleven days. One of those journeys was to Nice, France, sponsored by Elton John, the guy from Harry's mum's funeral.

Not gonna lie: The Sun can pun.

(Side note: cool that the plane story gets the full page when the one on the side is literally about how Prince Andrew brought pedophile Jeffrey Epstein to one of the Queen's houses).

Elton John also defended H-H-H-Harry and the jets, and condemned the "distorted and malicious press."

The singer evoked Princess Diana and said that he felt compelled to protect Harry from the press, and chartered a private flight. Elton insisted that because of their commitment to the environment, he and his husband "ensured their flight was carbon neutral, by making the appropriate contribution to Carbon Footprint™," a charity which does carbon-offsetting projects like planting trees.

Ellen DeGeneres also tweeted in the couple's defense, flexing the fact that she and Portia de Rossi hung out with them, and they only want to make the world a better place.

Jetgate has become such a huge story that even a Member of Parliament has gotten involved, condemning press coverage of Harry and Meghan as "a witch-hunt replete with nasty racial and xenophobic overtones.

Harry and Meghan can offset their carbon footprint, but Andrew can't offset having been implicated in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

People who work in the wedding industry share stories of brides behaving badly.

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Something about the high stress and expectations of a wedding seems to bring out the worst in people, especially brides. In their defense, society has been telling women forever that a wedding must be "perfect" and "the best day of your life." So you can't really blame a gal for caving under the pressure. But many brides take entitled, nightmare behavior way too far, earning the much-loathed and feared title of "bridezilla." And nobody is more familiar with bridezillas than people who work in the wedding and bridal industry.

Someone asked people on Reddit who work in this industry: "what are your worst bridezilla stories?" And it's not only brides who are guilty of bad behavior. Here are 20 stories about bridezillas, groomzillas, momzillas and a few made-of-honorzilas whose entitled, batsh*t crazy behavior was impossible to forget:

1.) From CapitanMyCaptain:

Oh I work as a wedding server, awesome job I love it. As soon as someone says bridezilla this one story where the manager of our hotel had to shut down the wedding halfway through comes to mind. This was the bridezilla of all the bridezillas I've ever seen.

There were a lot of little things leading up that were casual bridezilla until the wedding took a sharp turn. At one point she accused the wedding server staff of stealing her veil... then the manager found it in her room and also showed her the card swipes to her room proving only she had been in the room that day.

About 20 minutes later she was screaming at some poor front desk employee accusing her of stealing her wedding boots. Manager intervened and after a long talk the photographer told them he had a photo of the boots on the staircase of the church, and asked if she had worn them since... when she said no she told our place it was our job to have picked them up and made sure she had them (the church was not related to our place at all).

THEN shortly after she started opening the wedding gifts frantically inside the ballroom and screaming at anyone and everyone, guests included, saying someone stole her wedding certificate.

After that , our manager gathered the wedding staff and told us to take off our uniform jackets, Empty them in front of him, then to clock out and go home. Which we all did, none of us stole anything , and we heard next day the maid of honor had the certificate and after we left the wedding was shut down completely. Room left as is for the bride to come back to in the morning.

2.) From Haceldama:

Florist- We had a bride and her mother show up at 9am. They wanted to order a bridal bouquet, a mother of the bride cattelya orchid corsage, a boutonniere for the groom, and six smaller ones for the groomsmen. The wedding was scheduled for noon. Yep, three hours from then, and they wanted them ready by the time they were done with thier makeup appointment at the beauty parlor a few doors down. The bride was flipping through the FTD sample book and pointing out the style and flowers she wanted. Think garden roses with long sweeping trails of stephanotis and variegated ivy, all three of which would require at least a week's advanced order with our suppliers. She was absolutely gobsmacked that we didn't carry extremely expensive and highly perishable flowers at all times. Same with the catteleya orchid for the mom's corsage. My boss told them that since they didn't place an order beforehand they would be limited to what we had in stock, and simple styles that could be assembled quickly. The bride and her mom kept pointing at the book and arguing that we should have those specific flowers in stock. My boss eventually took the book off the desk and tossed it behind the counter.

The bride vacillated between tears and petulant whining that we were going to ruin her big day. My boss, who had a bone deep loathing for brides in general, told her she had ruined her own day by not ordering her flowers before her actual wedding day. The mom tried chewing out my boss for her lack of customer service skills. My boss told her that she was welcome to go down the street to Vons and ask their flower department to make thier order with whatever they had in stock. The mom said she'd do just that, and reassured the bride that she'd have her flowers done by the time her appointment was over. Both women stormed out.

I figured that was that, but my boss told me and the other girl to start on six simple dendrobium orchid bouts. Meanwhile she threw together a ribbon wrapped bridal bouquet with some white roses that were nearly past thier prime and some more dendros. Sure enough, twenty minutes later the MoB slunk back in and meekly asked if we were still able to assemble what they needed. We did. We also charged her a very large bitch tax- ahem, rush fee.

3.) From tishamingotrish:

I am a florist and serviced a bridezilla and groom without a hitch on my end. On their end? They Had to go out of state to get married because they had protective orders against each other!

4.) From Jadenlost:

I work at David's Bridal. Most of the times...it's not the bride. It's a mother of the bride or maid of honor.

I work in alterations. Most of the time, it takes more than one appointment to get things perfect. Bride comes in for her 2nd appointment for us to do any adjustments. She needed a couple of things adjusted.

Her mother told me I ruined her daughter's marriage.

Not wedding...but marriage.

All I could think was if needing to adjust something on your dress and having to come back for one more appointment make you think someone ruined your perfect life with someone...well...good luck to her groom.

5.) From atomic_tango:

My mom and I saw a great bridezilla freak out while shopping for my wedding dress a few years back. We were in a small, local shop when another mother-daughter duo came in. The attendant who had been helping us went up to greet them. The mother said they were here to pick up her daughter's dress, so the attendant looks her name up in the computer, frowns, and says, "Ma'am, you never bought the dress."

"What are you talking about?"

The attendant shows the lady the notes on her computer screen. "You said you wanted to think about it, and asked if we could hold the dress. We held it for two weeks, but when we didn't hear back from you, we assumed you didn't want it."

"Well, we want it now."

"It's been over eight months", the attendant explained, "We sold the dress a long time ago. But I can order you another one, and have it expedited here in a few weeks."

And like a Mt. St. Helens of entitlement, the eruption began. "This is unacceptable!" The mother shrieked. "We have her alterations scheduled in two hours! The wedding is a week away! I can't believe you sold her dress!" The bride, meanwhile, is slumped against the desk and sobbing like someone killed her dog.

My mom and I are just open-mouthed staring at this point. The attendant was trying to be diplomatic, but is clearly as baffled as we are. "Ma'am, we had no way to know you wanted it. You never called. You never put down a deposit. The dress isn't yours until you pay for it."

After some more screaming from the mother and wailing from the bride, they left. The shop attendant came back over to us and I asked her, "Does that kind of thing happen a lot?"

The poor lady just deflated. "All the time."

It baffles me to this day. How do you schedule alterations on a dress that you never purchased? Why would you wait until a week before the wedding to pick up your dress? How do you make it to adulthood without knowing how basic buying and selling transactions work?

TL;DR - Turns out dress shops can't read your mind, and you need to actually pay money for a wedding dress before it is yours. Go figure.

6.) From Adnarim-Rekanoh:

I worked at David’s Bridal and I have to say that I never really had a terrible bride. It was always the moms, grandmas, sisters and friends that were terrible. Either they hated what the bride would pick out for them to wear or they would hate what she was picking out for herself to wear. At DB we have kinda strict appointment guidelines when it comes to time and a lot of brides that would bring entourages wouldn’t find a dress because everyone would bombard her with their opinions and overwhelm them.

The worst thing I’ve ever witnessed was when a bride that always struggled with her weight came in. She was overweight and had been working extremely hard on it over the last year. It was a slower day and we all loved her story and wanted to make that day special so we all decided to help. She finally found a dress that she loved and she started crying along with most of us. Then she looked at her mom and asked for her opinion and her mom looked at her and said “you look fat in it”. We all stood there in silence and the bride lost her happiness. She asked to be assisted in taking it off and they left.

It was one of the saddest days that I had experienced there.

7.) From Doves_inthe_wind:

I worked at a mom/pop shop. We had a bride who was polish, who my boss called 'polish princess', she wasn't my bride but they picked a very bad consultant for her. Made worse by the fact that this girl wanted stuff added to her dress that wasnt done by the manufacture so we had to do it all in house. To give you an example, she wanted lights, those tube lights? I think that's what they are called, all around the bottom half of a dress that we had already spliced with two different dresses.

Side note: my boss loved anything that meant money.

Anywho, we spent months fixing and refitting this dress because she not only lost 45lbs from her first time being measured, which brought her 4 dress sizes less than her original, she also got a massive boob job, bruskia. Well, after finally fitting her into her gown, on the last week she decided the lights that took our poor 70 year old seamstress two months to sew in, looked tacky. She was crying and throwing herself at her mother in a tantrum, screaming in polish all this crazy shit. She ripped the bottom of the dress and ultimately had to buy a dress from David's bridal because my boss finally got smart and kicked her out. Just a mess. She made our seamstress cry!!!!! The bitch.

8.) From jackerick84:

I worked at a high end bridal shop in my early 20s. One day, I had a bride-to-be shopping for a gown and she had brought her Mom, Aunt, and sister (who had just become a new mom) with her to her appointment. The sister was obviously a little jealous that attention was no longer being lavished on her and her new baby, and instead the bride was the now the center of attention. As I was fitting the bride in a $2500 Lazaro Bridal Gown, the sister decided to change her newborn’s diaper in the dressing room & proceeded to hold the shit filled diaper up to the gold- hued gown and exclaim “look the colors almost match!” I excused myself from the room for fresh air and to regain composure. In my experience- the brides were rarely the problem- the family was!

9.) From MissyMack:

I worked management at a resort in a popular tourist town. When weddings are booked at our venue with the event coordinator we can hold certain number of rooms for guests attending. A manager was always required to check in the bridal couple and I had been given a heads up by the coordinator on Bridezilla.

They wanted a room on the highest floor and closer to the beach, they were booked into the Honeymoon Suite. 3rd floor, ocean views. Nope, she wanted higher and closer. Had an absolute meltdown at the front desk when I explained there was nothing higher... Or closer.

A colleague of mine ran for the event coordinator when she started screaming at me and her husband to be. He was very apologetic and trying to calm her down. She was placated and sent off with keys, less than 30 minutes later she was back and demanding we empty the rooms next to and below her. Honey those rooms cost $640 a night and we are fully booked!

I was lucky enough to not be working the night of the wedding but I heard all about her abusing the wait staff, kicking the band out for playing a song she didnt like and the screaming match she got into with her mother in law. What a peach!

All up the wedding was about $40,000 and she made everyone miserable. The groom left out front desk staff and box of wine to apologise for her behaviour.

Not the only Bridezilla, but definitely the craziest I had

10.) From _marjaz_:

I used to be a "Bridal Consultant" at a retail store which basically means I helped couples scan things onto their registry, although the training for it just meant I knew how to use the scanner and the computer and my actual job had nothing to do with bridal shopping. This one couple came in to start a new registry, which quickly turned into only things the bride wanted. Anything the groom wanted to put down on the registry was deemed as "childish, stupid, ugly, unpractical, never-going-to-be-used". I was cringing during the entire appointment, she kept asking for my input/opinion on everything and I felt so bad for this guy. His bride-to-be seemed so selfish and entitled, couldn't believe the fact that he was soon to be married to this woman. The poor man just wanted a waffle maker, who doesn't want waffles?!

11.) From sig863:

I work at a hotel that does a huge amount of wedding business, and we had an engagement shower with the plan being that the couple would be having the wedding with us as well. This involved the bride-to-be and to an extent, her mother.

Anyways, we knew there were going to be issues because neither the bride or groom ever smiled. She was always complaining about how he was "wishy-washy" with picking a date and he was always silent. The MOB was your stereotypical Brooklyn Jewish Mother and had her hand in EVERYTHING to make sure things were perfect for her little princess. (My experience has shown that the MOB/MOG are exponentially worse than the actual people getting married.)

Well, the engagement party starts, and everyone, except for the couple, seem to be having a great time. Then, halfway through the party, we suddenly heard the girl scream at her fiancee "WE WILL NEVER HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE IN MY HOUSE, SO YOU CAN GET OVER IT!!!!"

And from there it devolved into a shouting match between the couple, who moved from the banquet room to the lobby so their "guests" couldn't hear the argument. (Didn't work. They heard everything.)

Apparently she was Jewish and he was Protestant and not once in their relationship had they discussed religion. They went at it on and off for two hours. She was screaming at the top of her lungs about how their (non-existent) children would be raised Jewish, and how his traditions didn't matter. Her mother standing at her side and nodding in agreement and interjecting occasionally with a "that's right" or "you tell him".

He was pleading (in a good attempt to be quiet, but was obviously frustrated) for her to at least compromise to let him at least invite his pastor from his home town for the wedding, and that their (non-existent) children could possibly do things with his parents for Christmas, even if they didn't celebrate.

The guests just kept partying, pretending nothing was happening, but you could see on all of their faces that they wanted to leave, but couldn't since they would have to pass by the couple to get to the only exit.

Only after two hours and the argument eventually devolving in to her INSISTING her children would never see a Christmas tree in their whole lives so they wouldn't be confused (good luck with that one in this country, lady) the groom finally, dejectedly said "Well then maybe this isn't going to work."

She threw her ring at him and said, (I swear to god) "THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET ME MAKE YOU PROPOSE?!?!?!?!?!?!" She then changed her mind, picked up the ring and said "Whatever. I'm keeping this." and stormed off. Her mother looked at her ex-potential-son-in-law, told him he was an idiot for letting her baby go, and went after her.

I've NEVER seen a banquet room clear of people so fast. Within fifteen minutes, everyone was gone, and it was a ghost town, and from the looks of it, everyone took their "Gifts" with them.

Worse still, it was the former-bride's family who had hosted and were staying at the hotel, so we spend the next two days "commiserating" with them about how awful the groom was as they moved their daughter out of his apartment.

Dude dodged a bullet.

12.) From disgruntledrep:

Restaurant manager story.

The wedding dinner was on a Sunday so instead of the usual 1 manager on, we had the banquet coordinator come on for a few hours to make sure everyone was happy. They were a rich couple and we wanted more of their bussiness. Their menu was $119 a person and they had $80 bottles of red on the table.

So guests start to arrive and order obviously start ordering drinks. At this point bride and mother see this and approach the head server. They tell her that everyone except the head table are to get separate bills. That they are not planning on paying for anything but what's at the head table. Server finds us, tells us what's happening and banquet manager heads over to figure out what's going on. Seems that the bride and mother decided that their guests should have to pay, and they didn't want to be the bad guys so they expected us to have to tell the guests. They also decided that since they are their guests at their wedding, they will drink and eat what they are eating.

We tell the people that have already arrived, half of them laugh thinking it's a joke, once we told them the truth, they laughed and left. My job became to stay at the front and tell all the people arriving for the dinner that they are going to be responsible for their whole bill, and what the costs were.

Final guest count was 20 people. Most left once I told them what the costs were. We ended up threatening legal action against them since they signed the banquet sheet stating that they agreed on 60 dinners. Best part was they paid the full 60 dinners, plus gratuity, and only had 20 people there because they wanted to save some money.

Other end of the spectrum was a Muslim wedding. We had to even cover the wine in glass storage in their wedding dinner room. The parents who were paying the bill felt since it's there money, it's their type of wedding. Except the bride and groom showed up the day before, left a credit card and told us to have an open bar ready for any of their guests. Alot of people went upstairs to the bathroom that day which oddly enough was right beside the bar

13.) From rubywolf27:

I used to work at a jewelry store.

This young guy (college age) came in one day to look at engagement rings. Very polite. Asking good questions. You could tell he’d been considering this for some time.

As I’m helping him and showing him some rings in his budget, She walks in. She’s wearing a t-shirt from the high school senior class from the previous year, and she comes over by him.

“Oh my god were you seriously considering that ring??? Ugh. It’s so ugly. Besides, it looks just like my LAST engagement ring.”

How I wish I could have told him to dump her, run for the hills and don’t look back.

14.) From notasugarbabybutok:

Baker here. I wasn't present for the freak out, but it was my fault so...

A few months back, I had a bride who wanted a Navy to white ombre cake (something like this ) made with white sponge. Now, dark, rich colors like that in white cake fucking suck. they always taste terrible because they have so much gel coloring in them to get them right. However, you can do it, if they're willing to have the dark layers be chocolate. Navy is especially easy, thanks to blue velvet. I tell her this when we're planning. "But I want white cake!" I tell her I'll do all but the last few in white sponge. She agrees, and I make the damn thing and drop it off.

I come back to pick up the staging stuff the next day, only to find my whole fucking cake sitting there.

Apparently when they cut into the thing and fed it to each other, she freaked out over it being chocolate, and refused to let any of the cake be served. Apparently she forgot that she had agreed to have the bottom tier have two layers of blue velvet, so she threw a massive fucking temper tantrum over 'the cake being wrong' and how I ruined her wedding, then locked herself in the bridal suite. if she wouldn't have been a little psychopath and let the staff cut the cake like they should have, she would've seen that 90% of the cake was white sponge like she wanted.

15.) From orbital_cheese:

Wedding band member here.

Had a bride flip her shit at me and my band mates because our instruments weren't white or salmon coloured to fit in with the decorations and she was saying we would ruin the photographs. Even though I was playing during the reception and all the photos were already taken.

A sunburst jazz bass, blue Stratocaster and a red drum set aren't going to ruin your pictures darling.

16.) From QueenoftheBunnies:

Wedding coordinator here! I've found the mom's are usually worse than the brides. I worked a wedding this past summer with a ridiculous momzilla. During the rehearsal, she handed me the box of decorations and said "don't you dare make this look tacky". On the day of the wedding, she arrived and came up to ask me where the wedding programs were. I told her there weren't any programs in any of the boxes and she proceeded to bitch me out for losing them and then decided that I stole them. She also asked that we build a water station for the guests, but instructed that she didn't want the guests to have access to it until after the ceremony. It was 90 degrees that day and the ceremony was outside so that did not go over well. And when the guests complained that they were thirsty and we weren't letting them go to the water station, she told them how horrible we were and made a big deal out of opening the water station early, like she was the hero. Thank god they only booked the venue for the ceremony so she was only my problem for about an hour.

The next day my boss handed me an email the momzilla sent her. She wrote about how I lost the programs but then in the same sentence said she found the programs in her hotel room later that night and made a comment about how I should've gone to her hotel and gotten them. She also complained about how I wouldn't give her guests water and how the photographer was the worst person she's ever worked with. She actually wrote "don't bother remembering her name, she'll never work in his town again" about the photographer. Her letter ended with her complimenting the venue space and saying something along the lines of "I think I would be a great addition to your team of event coordinators! Let me know when I can start!"

Bitch was blatantly trying to take my job. The worst part is that my boss actually hired her. Needless to say, I quit working at that venue.

This isn't the worst story I have, but it's one of the most memorable.

17.) From Foxlust:

I once worked in a bakery and we had this bride freakout that her cake wasn't right and proceeded to smash it to bits with her fist. She smashed the wrong cake. Like wtf. Anyways the cops allowed her to wash her hands before placing her in handcuffs. I felt bad for the future husband and the couple that ordered said cake. people are cray cray.

18.) From Spydrchick:

Retired Master Seamstress checking in. Not Bridezilla but Momzilla. I was making her daughter a custom bias cut gown and had limited fitting time because the bride lived one state over. Now bias cut gowns are the debil to begin with. We (mom and I) would work on details between fittings. I would say our working relationship got very frosty. Each time the bride came for a fitting she lost weight. Tape measures don't lie. And she was not a big girl to begin with. Mom would scream that her daughter did not loose any weight. After the third fitting, third fight and the third rebuild of a very complicated gown, I finished it and told them to take the gown and do what they wanted with it. It was gorgeous but hung loose. The girl lost over 3" over the course of 7-8 weeks. I lost hours of my life, and the $$ for the work. The deposit took care of the materials ($140 per yard silk, venice lace), so there is that.

19.) From kimmycat88:

Bridal consultant here! My most memorable appointment was a party that showed up completely shits-to-the-wind HAMMERED. It wasn't unusual for bridal parties to have a little "tailgate" style party in our parking lot before coming into our store. Often they'd have mimosa's or a shot or two to loosen up before the scary gown search. This party must have finished a full bottle of whiskey between the five of them. They didn't appear too sloppy when we first got started but about half an hour into the appointment it was pretty obvious that they were way to drunk to be in the setting they we're in. I had to prop the bride up with her nose in the corner of her fitting room to lace her corsets because she couldn't stand, and each time we stepped out onto the stage the bridesmaids would scream, Beatlemania style, until they were red in the face. Eventually my manager came to me and said, very sternly, "Sell this girl and get. them. out of here." The appointment ended when she fell for a gown $700 over budget, her drunkest bridesmaid swiped her own credit card to cover it, and then one of them (not sure which) sprayed a brown bodily fluid of some kind over our ENTIRE toliet.

20.) From [deleted]:

I work at a hotel, but once had a bridezilla throw a cell phone at me and hit me in the face. Hurt pretty bad, one of those big galaxy phones.

29 Memes To Help Start Your Day Off With A Smile.

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A Trump supporter shared his fan art online and it became a meme.

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A Trump supporter's detailed fan art became an internet meme less than 24 hours after he posted it.

When painter Jon McNaughton posted his painting "The Masterpiece" on Twitter, it didn't take long for people to start making their own edits.

To be fair, it would be naive of him to not expect the meme treatment after revealing an oil painting of Trump painting. It's almost like Trump is the Bob Ross of...jingoism?!

When it comes to this particular specimen of fan art, the devil truly lives in the details.

There are a lot of theories about what Trump is about to reveal in the meta painting, most of them are not flattering to Trump or the state of U.S. politics.

The meme versions of the Trump painting include a lot of Putin, and very few happy trees.

But also, former president Obama made an appearance, an addition sure to rattle Trump's insecurities.

There are endless iterations of hell revealed in this meme, sadly, none of which are inaccurate.

Many of the memes are less about humor, and more about pointing out Trump's vile policies.

One helpful Twitter user even posted a blank white canvas template to make it easier for others to post their versions of the painting.

So, if you want to add to the thread, it's not too late for your take on this nightmare image.

Rabbis respond to Trump calling himself the 'king of Israel' and 'second coming of God.'

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Almost three years into this whole President Trump catastrophe, you'd think we'd have lost our ability to be surprised, but then the guy goes ahead and calls himself the Messiah.

On Tuesday, Trump made a blatantly anti-semitic remark in the Oval Office, accusing Jews who support Muslim Congresswomen and the Democratic Party of being "disloyal." Accusing Jews of disloyalty is part of a proud anti-semitic tradition that goes all the way back to the Persian Empire.

The 80% of Jews who vote Democratic—and all Jews who hate to see the President of the United States evoke anti-Semitic tropes—condemned the comment, and to try to redeem himself, Trump cited a conspiracy theorist and declared himself King of the Jews in his morning tweet storm.

Trump quoted Wayne Allyn Root, a conspiracy theorist who not only spells "Allen" wrong but insists that Charlottesville was a hoax, insisting that Israeli Jews see him as "the second coming of God."

Jews don't see him as a second coming...they don't even believe in a "first coming"!

Narcissistic delusion aside, this shows profound ignorance of

Rabbis, who unlike Trump and the conspiracy guy are actual authorities on all things Jewish, have condemned the tweets as utterly insane. The profound ignorance of what Jews believe, combined with the fact that he is using Jews as a prop through which to appeal to his evangelical base, has upset rabbinical authorities.

It's quite disturbing.

Incidentally, while he's lamenting how being the second coming of Christ fails to win over Jewish voters, his administration is moving to concentrate kids in camps indefinitely.

If you want the majority of Jews to like you, it would be a good idea not to put people you find inferior and un-American in concentration camps.

Something Trump can do to make 80% of Jews applaud him is resign.

Guy refuses to go to gay brother's wedding because of his previous marriage to a woman.

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Every LGBTQIA person has a different coming out experience, and it's impossible to fully comprehend what it feels like unless you've been through it yourself. Even the most supportive straight people don't know what it feels like to live in a world that considers your sexual preference outside of the default, homophobic messaging is everywhere, and it can seriously affect self-perception.

That being said, it's conceptually easy to wonder why gay people leaving straight relationships don't "come out" earlier, or in more ideal settings, but each situation is complex. Some people may be bi or pan, and didn't realize the extent of their same sex attractions, while others take longer to embrace and accept their sexuality in general.

In a recent post on the subreddit Am I The *sshole a man revealed that he doesn't want to attend his gay brother's wedding because he was previously married to a woman.

"AITA for refusing to go to my brother’s wedding to another man because he was married to a woman previously and had a son with her?"

"Okay so stay with me. I’m 25 now and my older brother Chris got married when he was 27 to Taylor. Him and Taylor had a son the following year. They seemed to have a really good marriage but around when their son was 3, something happened. They spent a lot less time together and they eventually got a divorce."

OP shared that his brother was married to a woman for four years and had a son with her, before getting a divorce and coming out as gay.

"Well it came out that my brother confessed to Taylor that he was gay and had been “having feelings for another man." They divorced after this and my brother started a new relationship with this man. This was three years ago and now Chris is marrying this same guy."

This all happened three years ago, and now OP's brother is marrying the same man he expressed feelings for right after his divorce.

"The thing is, I’ve been witness to the devastation that this caused to his ex wife and son. He still is around for his son, but starting a life with a woman when he never was interested in women is something I’ll never understand."

While OP's brother is still around for his son, OP can't get over the fact that his brother married a woman when he was gay.

"It’s not as if any of us would judge him for being gay. I’ve tried to help out with my nephew when I can so I’ve seen the confusion it’s caused him and the hurt it caused his ex, one of the kindest people I know. Now that he’s getting married again, the invitations have gone out and I’m invited."

OP went on to share that he feels weird celebrating his brother's marriage to a man after he caused heartache to his ex-wife.

"I really don’t feel like celebrating the harm that he caused his family by going to his wedding. I called him when I got the invitation and explained this to him and he started crying and saying that I wasn’t being fair and that he wants me to be there. I just explained that I couldn’t be there after everything that happened and I hung up."

His brother felt really hurt when OP told him he doesn't want to attend or support the wedding.

OP's sister thinks he's being a jerk and should apologize and attend the wedding.

"My sister called me and said that I was being an unfair dick and that I need to apologize to Chris and plan to be at the wedding. I told her what I told him. AITA for refusing to go? I think I’m being reasonable but my judgement is also clouded. Be honest."

lala0073 thinks OP is being completely unreasonable, and pointed out hypocrisy.

"YTA He could be bi or he could have been confused. A lot of gay people marry someone of the opposite sex because A. It's the social norm and B. Because it happens. Would you be acting this way if he was marrying another woman?"

Sirenemon thinks OP is wrong, and pointed out just how hard it can be to come out.

"YTA You may say that you don't judge him for being gay, but we're under intense pressure to be straight. Plenty of people think that you can "fix" being gay by being in a straight relationship. When you come out of the closet, the first person you have to do that with is yourself. It might have taken awhile for your brother to piece together his feelings and realize he's not genuinely attracted to his wife."

"He also might be bisexual and him coming out to his wife caused t his rift in the first place. If he weren't gay and he broke up with his wife for a reason you don't know about, would you refuse to go to his wedding to a new woman?"

wigglebuttbiscuits asked OP if he would react the same if his brother was getting married to another woman, and pointed out that divorce happens regardless of sexual preference.

"YTA. Listen to your sister. And get over yourself. I mean, outside of all the rest of it: divorce happens. People figure out that they're not right for each other. Yes, it hurts, but it doesn't make the person who initiated the breakup a bad person or mean people shouldn't support them when they get married again. It doesn't even sound like he cheated or anything. If you wouldn't boycott his second wedding if it was to a woman, you're a massive hypocrite."

"A LOT of people don't just 'always know' that they're gay. Sexuality is a lot more subtle and fluid than that. He may have genuinely not realized till he was married; he may have shoved it down deep into his subconscious for very personal reasons-- and just because your family is theoretically accepting doesn't make it easy to come out or live publicly as a gay person in this world. Stop being a judgmental jerk and go to your brother's wedding."

MildlyAnnoyedMother pointed out that OP's brother didn't cheat and actually went about the divorce the most respectful way possible.

"YTA unless he's explicitly stated that he never loved her and just used her. A lot of people don't start out knowing they are gay. He did it the right way, he got divorced and then got into a relationship. He didn't cheat or deliberately hurt his family, he just told the truth."

raptorsinthekitchen thinks OP is obsessing over the pain of his brother's ex-wife, versus the pain his brother has experienced.

"YTA- sounds like he was struggling with his sexual identity, and he figured out he's not actually attracted to women. You're angry at him for that because of the "harm" he caused his family... What about the harm of living a lie? Or having his family judge him and boycott his wedding? Having people he loves choose not to be there."

"You're being incredibly short sighted and trying to punish someone for being true to themselves. Stop making this about you."

luxilary laid out why OP's brother actually did the best thing for himself and his family.

"YTA. By not going to his wedding because you disagree with his new marriage, you’re telling him he is wrong for how he feels. It seems like you’re putting yourself in everyone else’s shoes except for his, so maybe my point will be hard for you to comprehend. Even if you’re okay with the fact that he’s gay, you not going to the wedding will make him feel as though you aren’t. I can’t describe how much this invalidation of his feelings from someone he deeply cares about must hurt him."

"I know you are trying to advocate for his son who might be upset by the divorce , but honestly, how can you be mad at your brother for following his feelings? You expected him to stay in a marriage that he didn’t want to be in, for the sake of his kid??? Okay...trust me...your brother would only be able to fake being happy for so long, and the marriage would crumble. His son would most likely suffer from that turbulence more than the divorce."

"You’re failing to see that your brother actually is doing the best thing for his son. Your brother is trying to do what will make himself happy, and if he’s happy, he’ll be most likely to provide the best life for his son."

"You keep saying your judgement is clouded, but to me it just sounds like you’re being judgmental. Take your judgments out of the equation and just imagine how your brother is feeling right now. The answer will be clear if you imagined him abandoning you on one of the most important days of your life."

"I hope he’s happy in his new marriage. If you really can’t find some empathy for him, you don’t deserve to be a part of his happiness anyway, and their marriage will be better off without your negativity."

Hopefully, it's not too late for OP to rescind his decision to skip the wedding - because it'll be a hugely important moment in his brother's life.

Woman asks if she's wrong for refusing to shave her legs for work after her boss confronts her.

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Today in workplace sexism: a 21-year-old woman who works in PR found herself in a hairy situation (if you hate puns, please report me to HR) when her boss confronted her about not shaving her legs at work. When she refused, she was sent to HR.

So the woman posted on Reddit to find out if she's wrong for refusing to drag a razor (that cost twice as much as a men's razor) over her legs in order to appease her weird co-workers who can't stop staring at her stems.

"AITA* for not shaving my legs for work?" she asked.

*Am I The A**hole

She explains that she's "not a hairy person at all" and that her leg hair is "barely" visible.

She writes:

So I’m a 21 year old female. I feel like I should say these thing about myself because these are usually what people ask or say when they find out I rarely shave my legs. I’m straight, I’m very feminine, and I just don’t like to waste my time or money on shaving my legs. Also I’m not a hairy person at all! You can barley see my leg hair, arm hair or even my god damn eyebrows. The only time I shave is when I’m dating a new guy in my life and I’ve been with my current BF for 3 years now. Also he doesn’t give a rats ass if I shave my legs.

She works for a promotion company and was recently called into her boss' office, where he awkwardly confronted her about "hygiene." He claimed that not shaving her legs was "against company policy" and that "a few people complained."

So I work for a promotion company where I travel and work at event and festivals. But today I had to go into the office to grab some materials and my boss was there in his office so I stoped to say hi before I left out.

When I ducked in he awkwardly asked me if we could talk about something. I said sure and came in and he shut the door. He was so red and stuttering but finally he told me we needed to speak about hygiene. I was in literal shock. I was so embarrassed and asked him what he meant. My boss then proceeded to tell me that a few people complained I didn’t shave my legs and they said it went against company policy that I wasn’t being hygienic. I was even more shocked.

The woman pushed back, saying she "didn't understand" the problem, asking her boss if he shaved his legs (LOL), and refusing to discuss it further unless HR was there.

I told him I didn’t understand what that had to do with me shaving my legs and he was just absolutely quiet. I asked him if he shaved his legs and he still said nothing. I then stood up and said if we were gonna keep talking about this I’d prefer HR to be there and he just told me that we didn’t need to discuss it any further.

Then she got an email from HR asking to "talk further" about the matter, which made her "freak out."

Because a job is a job, even if your co-workers are creeps. So she asked Reddit if she's "the a**hole" for refusing to shave even after her boss asked.

Later today I just got an email from HR saying that they would like to set up a meeting for next week to talk further about the discussion that happened today. I’m freaking out and it’s making me so anxious. AITA for not shaving my legs for my job?

Commenters came to her defense and attacked her boss for crossing a line in calling her out for such a personal and irrelevant matter.

Many are pointing out the sexist double-standard, since a male employee would not be called out for this.

Cosmic_Hitchhiker writes:

NTA This is some sexist bullshit. Wow. Absolutely incredibly ridiculous. Would they ask a male employee to shave his legs? How is it unhygienic for you but not for any man who has leg hair? I'm honestly aghast.

ThroWingitallAwaY173: writes:

It’s such an insult to pretend this has anything to do with ‘hygiene’

And RedditSkippy writes:

NTA. I hope HR wants to talk with you to let you know that your boss’s comments were sexist and wrong. There’s no need to freak out because you’ve done NOTHING wrong.

The only thing I would do to prepare for your meeting with HR is to write an account of the meeting with your boss in your own words. If HR starts to agree with your boss, you could rhetorically ask if they’re planning on making the men shave as well.

It would also do you good to have the name of a good employment law attorney in your area.

Surprisingly, she came to her boss' defense, saying he's usually a "very chill and nice guy" and that she had "worked there 8 months with no incident."

EDIT: So people giving my boss hate i understand but I’m not mad at him and don’t blame him. Im not sure but I feel like someone was in fact pressuring him to talk to me about this because he is a usually very chill and a nice guy who usually doesn’t even force dress code and stuff. But also I really have no clue what really brought this on all of a sudden since I’ve worked there 8 months with no incident.

Commenters are also urging her not to freak out since she's probably not at risk of losing her job. Most think the HR meeting is just the company doing cleanup to protect themselves and prevent her from taking legal action.

mortimer5 writes:

NTA. And don't freak out: HR probably wants to cover their ass. Your boss probably told them what happened and they want to make sure you don't sue.

And bassbby12 writes:

Yeah he messed up big time by approaching her alone in a room. This could be portrayed as harassment and discrimination, at one point my job required a female witness for all interactions like this. OP, good call asking if he shaved his legs.

ChunkyDay adds:

It's more likely he went to HR to nip it in the bud rather than somebody complaining to HR.

He's probably freaking out as much as you are b/c he knows. he knows what he said was out of line and a mistake. I think it's safe to say that if you mentioned HR at all he assumes you're going to talk to them. And they know if they try to fire you for not shaving your legs, especially these days, that's ripe for a lawsuit and lawyers would LOVE to try that case.

I work in an at will state, so whenever I've had one of "those" meetings w/ my boss and HR, I pull out my phone, place it on the table, hit record and state you're recording this meeting so you have a record of what was said. It's too easy for the company to say "well we didn't say that" if they're firing you for one thing or another.

And ParasiticDaemon writes:

NTA. See this one to the end. Dont be nervous about the meeting with HR, just be honest about what happened. This is a pretty righteous hill to die on IMO.

If we've learned anything from this story, it's this: smash the patriarchy! Throw out your razors! If you're blonde, dye your leg hair brown to draw attention to it!

IT'S TIME FOR A REVOLUTION/I actually just really hate shaving and have been waiting for the right excuse to stop.

Man has hookup at hotel and ends up on a flight with the guy's wife and kids.

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The first season of HBO's Euphoria may be over, but that doesn't mean there aren't stories of a closeted man having a queer one night stand from an app and then later encountering their hookup in front of their wife and kids!

Awkward.

While the tale of Cal Jacobs is a fictional one, a dude on Reddit claims to have a real story about a run-in with a hookup.

On the Today I F**ked Up forum, Redditor femboyfatale123 told the story of a tryst in an airport hotel that caught up with him at the airport:

This morning I was super horny and really wanted hook up with a local guy to give him [a BJ]. So I got to talking with a guy and even though he was a lot older (like late 30s-mid 40s), he had a great bod and a great d*ck. So I said what the hell and invited him to my hotel room. After 45 min to an hour of fun, I thought I’d never see this dude again because I’m flying home this afternoon (right now).

Well, reader, he did see the dude again. And the dude's family:

Wrong. I went to the gate when they started boarding. Guess who was pre-boarding with his wife and children? You guessed it. To make matters worse, they are just a couple rows from me and I can hear all their conversations. I’m in the plane right now and he keeps texting. I am saving screen shots in case I need them in the future. I’m sitting here wondering how he was able to get away from his family that long...he was staying at the same hotel, which now just dawned on me because he made it to my room super fast.

This is so uncomfortable.

FemBoyFatale, claiming to write from the plane, added a helpful summary with some details:

TL;DR: Hooked up with a guy at my airport hotel this am. Turns out he’s married, and he and his family are on my flight home.

Edit: I gave him my phone number for trading texts and pics early this AM. He texted me just now telling me he found me on IG and FB so he must have searched with my phone number somehow. Now I definitely need leverage with the screen shots to tell him to stop contacting me.

Edit 2: A) I’m male. B) The wife does not know. He texted me in the plane asking me to keep quiet. And then also wanted to stay in touch and text me later because he now knows we live in the same city (and yes you bet I saved the screen shot - saved it on the phone, on the cloud, on emails to myself) C) I knew what his d*ck looked like because of d*ck [pics] and bathroom mirror selfies

Commenters are being nice, for once, assuring the original poster that he didn't do anything wrong. It's the blowjob-ee who F'ed up by cheating on his wife. It's not the fault of the blowjober.

There's nothing wrong with having a hookup. There is, however, something wrong with lying to your wife.

25 tweets that sum up the drunk experience.

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A night of raucous drinking is fun during the fact, but far less pleasant the morning after. Luckily, once the hangover is gone the story often makes it all worth it, or at least lessens the pain.

Whether you're routinely the designated driver (bless you, if so), or you're the friend who gathers everyone on the dance floor to do shots, you already know that super drunk people are peak ridiculous.

Aside from water, a good night's sleep, and healthy filling food, drinking memes are one of the best hangover cures. Better yet, if you don't drink, the humiliating and predictable shenanigans of drunk people can serve as the best motivation to stay sober.

Here are 25 drinking tweets in honor of your drunk days, your sober days, and the times you wish the drunk man on the train would chug a water and shut up.

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Girl posts texts between her and guy she likes who didn't pick up on her obvious hints.

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In the era of texting, DM's and Instagram stories, it can be more confusing than ever to know if someone likes you. For example, what does it mean if they immediately watch all your Instagram stories but take days to respond to texts?! (No seriously, I'm asking) There are so many signals to interpret on so many different communication platforms that dating can feel like a mystery you have to solve.

So it's refreshing when someone tries to make their crush's life easier by dropping clues so obvious that the person would have to be completely oblivious not to pick up on them. However, this doesn't always work because there are a lot of clueless people out there—they're called "men." Haha jk, of course #notallmen are oblivious to a woman's subtle (or not-subtle) hints that she's in to them. But a lot of them are. And honestly, it can be pretty endearing.

A girl named Kuda shared a prime example of a clueless guy, her neighbor, who was completely unaware that she likes him, even when she kept dropping the most obvious possible hints.

She shared their texts on Imgur where they went viral, because her struggle and his struggle—both very different struggles—are entirely too real and relatable to a lot of people.

First, she reached out to him out-of-the-blue after getting his number from a mutual friend. CLUE #1.

Then she said she needed "help" with her "bed" followed by THREE ELLIPSIS. CLUES #2 and 3.

It's 2019, we should ALL know that an ellipsis means you're DTF. Especially if it follows the word bed.............. HELLO, EARTH TO THIS GUY?!

Unfortunately, he completely missed the first three clues.

Then she proceeded to describe her bed as "soft on one side" and "firm" on the other, adding "I want it firm." CLUE #4.

Honestly, I'm blushing. This is NSFW. This woman is a hero. Yet her crush somehow remained completely unaware of her increasingly obvious advances, and suggested she reach out to some guy named Randy.

RANDY?!!?!??!!??! DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? He was seriously blowing this but she continued to give him a chance, being not only heroic but patient and clearly pretty in to this guy.

So she dropped Clue #5 that she would prefer this dude over Randy to help her with her "bed problem."

Then when he inquired why, she said, "I'd just prefer it. You know?" CLUE #6.

He'd have to be living on another planet not to get it at this point. But, apparently Earth is not this man's home.

So she took things up a notch, if you can imagine, inviting him over at 11:30 pm, for drinks. DRINKS!!!!!!! CLUES #6 and 7 and the most obvious ones yet.

You don't invite someone you don't know to your apartment at 11:30 pm for drinks unless you want to kiss or bang—unless you have a serious drinking problem.

But did he get the message? STILL NO.

So she put all of her cards on the table with the most obvious hint in the history of obvious hints: she tried to lure him over by saying he could use her shower. HER SHOWER. CLUE #8.

Did he finally get the message? NOPE. Wow, dude. Wow???!?!?!?!??!?! At this point, even Kuda was starting to lose her cool-da (SORRY). She dropped an annoyed-face emoji and laid on the ellipsis, the text version of shaking someone by the shoulders and yelling "HELLO?????? ARE YOU THERE???" Alas, he was not there.

So she was forced to do the last thing any person with a crush wants to do: she was forced to be straightforward and honest about her feelings.

She straight-up confessed that she likes him.

IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!

So, what did we learn today? Lesson #1: if someone texts you out-of-the-blue, asks you specifically for "help" with their bed at 11:30 pm along with drinks and then tells you that you can use your shower, THEY LIKE YOU.

Lesson #2: if you're dropping hints and someone's not picking up on them? Just be honest—if you're brave enough. It just might work.

Brb I have a text to send.


28 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You're Married.

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"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."

-Rodney Dangerfield

If you're married, you will totally relate to these hilarious memes. Let's face it, after spending years with the same person, you could definitely use a laugh.

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Woman asks if its wrong to get her tubes tied after four kids even if her husband disagrees.

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Deciding how many kids you're going to have can be a very loaded question for couples. If you don't agree, it can be very hard to compromise on something as central as the structure of your family.

Obviously, in a healthy marriage, the father should be just as involved in the kids' lives as the mother. But intentions aside, when the woman is carrying the children in her body and providing the lion's share of child care, it's going to feel very emotionally different for each parent.

In a recent post on the subreddit Am I The *sshole a woman asked if she's wrong for telling her husband that tying her tubes is her decision, not a choice for them to make as a couple.

"AITA for telling my husband that whether or not I get my tubes tied is my decision, not our decision?"

OP started the post by sharing that she is a stay at home mom currently pregnant with their fourth child.

"My husband and I have 3 kids and our 4th is due next week. Our daughter is 5 and our two boys are 3 and 2. Our younger son just turned 2 last month. There are 23 months separating our daughter and first son and 16 months separating our first and second son. I say all of this to let you know that the kids are all close in age. Not only has it been hard on me physically but it's hard emotionally. I left my job to be a stay at home mom. I'm okay with that and my husband doesn't believe in daycare but it's draining to have no adult interaction all day."

Because of where they live and the demands of his job, OP's husband is regularly gone 14 hours a day, and she feels drained by the lack of adult interaction.

"Because my husband has to take the train to and from work he leaves around 5:00 and doesn't get back home until 7:00pm. He works from 6am until 6pm and that's not changing. We have discussed moving closer but it's way more expensive and we would lose the amount of space (both inside and outside) we currently have and would be moving to a less safe area. We agree that we like being able to let our kids play outside without constant supervision and can allow them to walk to school once they hit 3rd grade."

Once she's done giving birth to their next baby, OP wants to get her tubes tied, but her husband feels it's too soon to make that kind of decision.

"Anyway, I want to get my tubes tied. I told my husband and he said we can discuss it later. I agreed and when we were talking about it later he said that he thinks we should wait a few years. I pointed out all the reasons I want to tie my tubes and he said it would be best to table the discussion until the new baby's first birthday. I want to discuss the possibility of getting my tubes tied after the baby is born since I have a c-section scheduled due to complications with my last pregnancy."

When they had a talk about it, OP said it's not a 100% sure decision, but she wants to seriously float the notion of tying her tubes after their next kid.

He got upset at the proposition and the conversation quickly escalated into a fight, at which point she told him it's not his decision to make.

"He said that's way too soon. I told him I wasn't making any permanent plans but I wanted to see my options and if it makes sense then I'll get my tubes tied after birth. He was upset because he can't go to the doctors appointment and said we need to make a decision together. I kind of got annoyed and said that it's not really his decision or our decision. It's my decision. He got upset and I felt bad. Should I apologize for hurting his feelings? Am I an asshole?"

"Edit: Apparently things need to be more clear because people are making weird comments."

  1. We have discussed the amount of kids we want. I am done. My husband wants to keep the door open. When I try to discuss this with him he says we are still young and don't need to make a decision now.

  2. For some reason it isn't clear that I talked to him about getting my tubes tied. That's kind of how this argument started lol. Some people think I already scheduled the surgery and didn't discuss it with my husband...

  3. My husband works Monday through Friday one week and Monday through Saturday the next. He's rarely home.

  4. Daycare isn't an option. My husband thinks it's for lazy parents."

  5. I don't want to adopt. I don't want any more kids ever. I have made this clear to my husband and he's tables it."

  6. "While it doesn't have to be done after my 4th, I would prefer not having to go back for another surgery given that I don't have any help at home. My oldest starts kindergarten and my older son starts preschool soon but I will still have the toddler and baby all day and activities with the older ones."

Because of the way the conversation went down, OP is now second guessing how she handled it, so she brought the situation to the internet.

ApoliticalRat thinks OP was being reasonable, and that her husband sounds a bit controlling.

"NTA, and I don't think you should apologize, either. Yours sounds like an oddly controlling relationship, although not necessarily an unhealthy one. You shouldn't give up your bodily autonomy. A cesarean section seems like a perfect opportunity to have the procedure done."

"That being said, I think you should delve into why your husband feels that you shouldn't get it done. The only reason it makes sense to wait would be if he wants yet another child, and if so, then that may be something worth talking about. Otherwise, this just sounds like a very quiet and manipulative way of keeping you dependent on him and marooned at the house."

carolinemathildes thinks that OP is completely within her rights to make this decision since the husband is rarely available to help with the kids.

"NTA. What does your husband expect, that you’re going to have MORE children for you to take care of??? Good lord. No. There would be circumstances in which I would say, yes it is ultimately your decision but there is a conversation that should be had, but this isn’t one of them. You have four children. You take care of them. That’s it!"

maybe_mayhem pointed out how messed up it is that OP's husband doesn't seem to care about her own mental health and exhaustion.

"NTA. Your husband might be though. While he deserves to be a part of the discussion, as your husband, he also needs to be understanding of how having another child might change your day-to-day life. Having one more child may not impact his life in the same way that it will yours. You are the one that stays home with the children. You are the one that will have to adjust. His day-to-day will largely stay the same. It sounds like you two need to have a more in-depth conversation about having more children, as you clearly aren't on the same page."

"But you need to be. And in my opinion, if you say you don't want anymore children, your husband should be supportive. You are the one busting your butt during the day to care for the kids, not him. One more child to care for will be much more work for you, than it will be for him. As your husband, he should understand that."

"Your mental health and happiness should be more important to him than another child that you don't even have yet. Also...daycare is a legitimate childcare option, and is not something he can choose to not "believe in," especially when he isn't the primary caregiver."

The internet unanimously agree that OP has the right to refuse giving birth to another kid, and a lot of people are questioning the health of the marriage given the hypocrisy of OP's husband. Hopefully, she gets her tubes tied and they are able to get counseling or he wakes up.

25 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Have Kids.

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"We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up."

-Phyllis Diller

Taking care of your kids is a 24/7 job, but that doesn't mean you don't need a break once in a while. Treat yourself to some big laughs in what little free time you have.

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Student shares picture of her bedroom with her mom, forgets to remove the handcuffs.

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Behold, another new addition to the grand internet tradition of forgetting to check the background before sending or posting a photo.

Student and singer Ella Martine was proud of the job she did decorating her new room, and in sending a picture to her mom, accidentally revealed more than she intended to. I won't say what she forgot was in the photo but it starts with hand and ends with cuffs.

(Side note: imagine having 345 unread texts? Congrats on being extremely popular.)

Let's zoom in.

"What's up with that"? Is mom playing dumb, or is she the only mother who has read to read Fifty Shades of Grey?

Needless to say, the post went viral.

Ella quickly tried to recover with the classic "they're not mine!!!" excuse, telling her mom that the handcuffs were on the bed as part of the short film that was filmed over the summer.

Mom called them "super tacky," and "very 'freshman year,' not junior," which as any of Ella's college classmates would say, is kink-shaming.

Ella celebrated her Twitter fame with a post on Instagram tagged at the location "CuffedUp," so she can expect the sponsored content deals from handcuff vendors any day now.

Looks like it's going to be a fun semester.

19 online shoppers share photos of what they thought they ordered vs. what they actually got.

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Online shopping seems too good to be true—and it is. Yes, you can buy whatever your heart desires and have it show up at your doorsteps with just a click or two (and a few more digits of credit card debt). But unfortunately, the internet is a web of lies, so oftentimes the things you thought you ordered isn't the thing that arrives on your doorstep.

These 19 poor souls learned this lesson the hard way:

1.) We are (not) the champion.

Ordered a Champion sweatshirt on eBay. Received a Hanes sweatshirt with a Champion logo glued on

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2.) This mini-mini-mini-mini dress.

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3.) This shibe is not ok.

Ordered one of these shibes I’d seen on ads everywhere and this is how he showed up! (Don’t worry, I freed him and he returned to normal as soon as I stopped laughing)

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4.) This is just cruel.

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5.) Patch letters matter.

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6.) One of these things is nothing like the other.

My friend bought this costume online and I’ve been laughing all day

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7.) Sometimes size does matter.

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8.) Did a child make this in art class?

Expectation vs. Reality after a 6-month backorder from West Elm.

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9.) These boots were made for being disappointed.

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10.) Life sabbitch.

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11.) A dim bulb (made this) mug.

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12.) Brothel chic is the new Bo Ho chic.

Thanks Amazon. I was going for ‘boho chic’, but you gave me ‘tacky brothel’.

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13.) "Can you make it more American?"

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14.) Something the cat hacked up but make it fashion.

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15.) The perfect gift for this stock model or his immediate family!

16.) A horse is a horse of course except when it's not.

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17.) What's the issue?

Slim fit longline tank top...

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18.) Great way to stop catcallers!

Don't buy veneers online.

19.) For when you need a nightgown but also to hide a fugitive.

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