13 kids whose Halloween costumes are actually terrifying.

October 29, 2014, 6:00 am

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Edward Fiskarshands. (via)

Be careful who you open your door for this Halloween. You might find one of these children on your welcome mat. They'll probably be very polite and sweetly say "Trick or Treat?" and then thank you for the candy, but the whole time they're standing there, on your doorstep, you'll be forcing yourself to breathe deeply and hoping they'll just move on to the neighbors. Children are creepy. Children in creepy costumes are terrifying.

That is one adorable Freddy. (via)

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The first of many Chuckys. (via)

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Another Chucky and watch out. This one's teething. (via)

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He is literally the one who knocks. Please give him some candy. (Or meth.) (via)

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If he wasn't wearing the mask, he'd start by eating your boobs. (via)

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Come and trick-or-treat with us. (via)

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Somewhere over the painbow. (via)

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Don't know what the hell she's supposed to be, which makes it all the scarier. (via)

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More Chucky! (via)

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More Bride of Chucky! Apparently, a lot of parents feel this way about their kids. (via)

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Technically the adult's costume, but in this case a sleeping baby makes it much scarier.(via)

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In conclusion, children are terrifying.(via)

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

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Kid Rock surprises fan with Down's Syndrome for his 30th birthday.

October 30, 2014, 7:36 am

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Happy BawitaBirthday!

For most of Dan's 30 years, he's been a huge Kid Rock fan. He wears all his shirts. Has posters of him all over his bedroom wall, and even sleeps under a Kid Rock blanket. So of course, his birthday wish is to have Kid Rock come hang out at his birthday party. 

I didn't think I liked Kid Rock, but after seeing the look on Dan's face when Rock surprises him at his birthday party, it is impossible not to love them both. Drink in hand, Rock barely hits all the notes before asking the rest of the party to join him singing. 

The big moment happens at about 2:50.

(by Myka Fox)

Tiny monsters.

October 30, 2014, 7:44 am

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Amelia Earhart

October 30, 2014, 8:06 am

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This fearless grandma clerk standing up to a 14-year-old robber will make you question your own bravery.

October 30, 2014, 8:28 am

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Do not hot cross this grandma's buns.

A 14-year-old boy in Enid, Oklahoma got suspended from school and decided to use his free time to see how much more trouble he could get in. He covered his face in a ski mask, pulled up his hoodie, and armed with a bag of weed, a couple packs of cigarettes, and a stick wrapped up to look like a gun, he attempted to rob a convenience store. 

He picked the wrong spot though, because behind the counter was Kristi Shiemann, clerk, grandma, and all-around badass. 

Either this is a child robber or a really short ghost.

Shiemann noticed the kid all swaddled in his robbery gear and said, "What do you need? You need to go back outside or take that stuff off your face, you can’t be in here like that."

That kind of boldness should have warned the kid as to what was next, but he waited for the store to empty out and pulled his "gun" on her anyway. 

Oh, hell no!

Most people would protect their lives by just forking over the cash, but Shiemann wasn't shy, man. As she told KFOR, she whipped out her "shocking stick," a taser like contraption and yelled "no, no man, stop!'

Not today, little kid!

That's when grandma hopped over the counter, pushed past the would-be child robber, and ran into the back where she enlisted the help of beer delivery guy Brock Nulph. He went out into the store and expertly tackled the delinquent to the ground. 

Flexing those beer muscles.

When Nulph pulled all the gear off, he said he was shocked to find a child in there. 

The 14-year-old is being charged with armed robbery, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of tobacco.

The grandma is being charged with possession of serious guts. 

(by Myka Fox)

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October 30, 2014, 8:29 am

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Throwback Thursday.

October 30, 2014, 8:32 am

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Worst nightmare.

October 30, 2014, 8:37 am

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First grade teacher asked the kids what they think teachers do after school. This kid nailed it.

October 30, 2014, 8:43 am

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Not true. Some drink alone at home. (Via)

This adorable little kid's homework was shared by redditor vicvile with the headline: "My friend is a 1st grade teacher and asked her kids what they think teachers do when not at school." It's nice when a child is aware that he or she must be driving all teachers and authority figures to drink.

(by Bob Powers)

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October 30, 2014, 8:50 am

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1. Apple CEO Tim Cook's Announces That He Is Gay To Shock Of Dozens

Tim Cook—the Apple chair whom, assuming you've heard of him, you probably know is gay—came out as gay in an unusually personal essay published by Bloomberg Businessweek today. "I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me," wrote the famously gay businessman who is only now opening up about his sexuality. 

Tim Cook says "he's proud to be gay,"but I bet by next year his gay will be 2X as proud and with a multitude of new I/O ports.

— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) October 30, 2014

2. San Francisco Giants Joyously Celebrate The End Of Interminable Baseball Championship Series 

The San Francisco Giants baseball team popped bottles of champagne and climbed all over one another as they celebrated the completion of the seventh and last game of the least-compelling World Series championship in years. "I was just wanting to get outs," Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner—who is being lauded for his skills at efficiently bringing the 2014 MLB season to a close—said, presumably of his desire to leave the stadium and return to more interesting pursuits.

"Bleep bleep blorp bleep blorp." --All the tech people celebrating the Giants win, prob.

— albertina rizzo (@albz) October 30, 2014

The Giants have won. A truly horrifying day for little people everywhere.

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) October 30, 2014

3. San Franciscans Riot In The Streets In Violent Protest Of World Series Win

The citizens of San Francisco were apparently so distraught at seeing their home team win the World Series last night that they immediately took to the streets and began burning things in protest. Riot police were dispatched to keep the demonstrations from getting too violent. Wow, the people in that city must really hate baseball.

Photo my buddy sent me from last night in San Francisco during #GIANTSWIN celebration/ riot/ confusion pic.twitter.com/ThfOEhu3I7

— Danny Rivero (@TooMuchMe) October 30, 2014

I certainly hope the Giants' win does not affect the modesty and humility for which San Francisco is known.

— Sean O'Neal (@seanoneal) October 30, 2014

4. Fireball Whisky Recalled For having Wrong Kind Of Brain-Destroying Chemical

A batch of Fireball Whisky is being recalled in three Scandinavian countries after it was found to contain propylene glycol—a chemical compound also found in anti-freeze—despite the fact that the sweetening agent, which is used in many food products, is probably the least hazardous ingredient in the the cinnamon-flavored alcoholic beverage.

Fireball contains a chemical used in anti-freeze. So I poured some in my car, but now it's just being really annoying and slutty.

— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) October 29, 2014

5. Suge Knight Might Get Life Sentence For Least Gangsta Crime He's Ever Committed

Hip-hop mogul Suge Knight might spend the rest of his life behind bars after being arrested for stealing a camera from a female paparazzo alongside comedian Katt Williams. The Death Row Records co-founder faces thirty years to life for the dumb, totally uncool crime due to a previous conviction for assault with a deadly weapon.  

I dreamt that I got shot in the arm but left the bullet in so I could finish running my errands. My dream self is apparently Suge Knight.

— Chrissie Fit (@chrissiefit) October 28, 2014

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

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October 30, 2014, 9:08 am

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Unfortunately, this is not Colbert fighting Gamergate in a new Oculus Rift Room prototype.

You knew it would have to hit his desk eventually, and you knew pretty much exactly what it was going to be, but it's still noteworthy and great nonetheless to see Stephen Colbert take on Gamerghazi (which I prefer to Gamergate because Watergate ended up leading somewhere). He is traditionally a popular figure on many of the same online forums—he has, after all, been trolling right-wing media since day one—where Gamergate thrives. 

I'm sure the dregs of Internet humanity will quickly assert that they've always hated him and that he's a Social Justice Warrior for sitting down and having a reasonable conversation with Anita Sarkeesian about her hardly-groundbreaking views regarding gaming's tendency to marginalize women by depicting them as weak objects for rescue or purchase. 

But maybe this will make one of them very sad, and that gives me hope for all of us.

(by Johnny McNulty)

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October 30, 2014, 9:09 am

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Biggest fear.

October 30, 2014, 9:15 am

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Rent

October 30, 2014, 9:24 am

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Teeny tiny kitten rescued after getting his head stuck in the wheel of an RV.

October 30, 2014, 9:29 am

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Hang in there, baby! (Via Martin County Sheriff's Office)

A 10-week old kitten was discovered with his head trapped in a hole in the giant tire rim on an RV. He's so teeny-tiny compared to that wheel it is just so lucky he was found. 

Martin Country Sheriff's Office posted the little fluffball's drama on their Facebook page. They didn't say how the kitten was discovered, but it is a good thing he was because looking at this picture one can't help but imagine the terrible trip he would have had if the driver hadn't noticed he was there. 

Wheelin' and dealin'. (Via Martin County Sheriff's Office)

Fortunately, animal control was called. At first, officers thought that they wouldn't be able to rescue the little guy without hurting him. Slowly, they manipulated the frightened feline and refused to give up. Eventually, as the officers worked with "care, precision, and perseverance," they were able to set him free. 

Ready for more trouble. (Via Martin County Sheriff's Office)

The little boy is now being cared for at a veterinary hospital and is expected to be up for adoption soon.

I'm going to name him RV Harvey. Or Trucker Bill. Or Adorable Teeny-Tiny Kitten Face. Or Biscuit.

(by Myka Fox)

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October 30, 2014, 9:45 am

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This groom dropped the bride in spectacular fashion.

October 30, 2014, 9:47 am

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Dumped on her wedding day.

It's hard to imagine what the groom in this clip was thinking when he decided to scoop up his bride and sprint into the wedding reception. But after dumping her painfully on the ground, he was probably thinking about spending his honeymoon in the dog house. How hungry could he have been? Were they caught in traffic and worried they would miss the open bar? For his sake, I hope he didn't, because after accidentally body-slamming his new wife, the guy probably needed a drink or seven.

As bad as it looked, he recovered pretty nicely, and everyone appeared to laugh it off. Now that the video has gone viral, millions of viewers can now join them.

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Doughnut

October 30, 2014, 10:20 am

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Man builds his step-son with cerebral palsy the most amazing moving costumes for his wheelchair.

October 30, 2014, 10:20 am

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General George S. Patriotism.

Redditor Viper20220k has earned his fake online Internet points, and then some. The Colorado man is a step-father to a boy with cerebral palsy, and every year, he spends "15-30 hours" putting together elaborate costumes built to fit around his step-son's wheelchair. Even though the kid is non-verbal, Viper20220k says that he loves being read stories and watching movies, and that Viper and the boy's mother pay close attention to what he seems to be enjoying every year, and that's what they base their costume on. The first year, he built him a pirate ship.

That pirate bucket needs to be the new cupholder in all cars.

Then, he built him a fire truck with a working light bar.

And apparently a Batman/Iron Man crossover costume.

Finally, this year he built the tank you see at top (with a working fog gun using a PVC pipe, water and dry ice). Viper20220k would have liked to have made the fog gun a working candy launcher instead, so his step-son could launch candy to other kids, but apparently projectile weapons are frowned upon at our nation's schools.

Where's the fire? Wherever this little hot guy shows up.

As I mentioned, the costumes are based on whatever the boy seems to be enjoying that year (since they communicate non-verbally, his parents have a pretty good idea of what he does or doesn't like, even if they can't discuss it specifically). Viper20220k says that this is the year they may start introducing him to Star Wars stuff, so keep an eye out for that in 2015. 

I never thought I'd say this, but I encourage you to read the comments this step-dad left on the story on reddit. I learned that despite not being able to speak, he loves being at school and being around other kids. I also learned my little shriveled Sour Patch Kids piece of a heart can still grow into a big fat gummy of warmth. Merry Halloween, everyone.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham picked maybe the most inappropriate possible time to dress up as Elsa from 'Frozen.'

October 30, 2014, 10:34 am

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Sure, why not?(Via)

Images below are somewhat NSFW.

Farrah Abraham, the former Teen Mom star and current totally intentionally "Leaked" sex tape star, recently had a big career milestone when her own line of sex toys, molded from her own human sex parts, was released for public consumption at the Hollywood Hustler Store. It being Halloween season, Abraham decided to show up to her big night in costume. But what costume do you wear to a sex toy party where you're selling molds of your own orifices?

Had a blast @HustlerStores this weekend! Met amazing people & showed off my #sexytoys! Where were you?? #Hollywoodpic.twitter.com/8PAJXQ5V28

— Farrah (@FarrahsSexyToys) October 27, 2014

Elsa from Frozen of course!

Guess it's no surprise that a woman who gained fame from MTV's Teen Mom then made a bee-line into the sex industry would have trouble finding the line between "wholesome" and "come on, don't wear that to this!" But yeah, Farrah Abraham, you shouldn't have worn that to this.

Sexuality is a beautiful thing and sex toys are perfectly healthy for both women and men to enjoy. But when you show up to a sex toy release party dressed up as a character from a wildly beloved children's film, you end up with pictures like this one.

My #sexytoys can grant your deepest #wish. @F1abraham@TopcoToys#Halloweenpic.twitter.com/e0NFJMIjeU

— Farrah (@FarrahsSexyToys) October 28, 2014

It feels a little "off-message" is all.

Thanks for coming out tonight @F1abrahampic.twitter.com/pLDNIbmNDW

— Hustler Hollywood (@HustlerStores) October 26, 2014

Not sure what would have been more appropriate than a Disney character. Except for maybe anything else at all. This is the one time that Sexy Ebola Nurse might have been more appreciated. But perhaps no one wants the "E-word" on people's minds when they're trying to move some sex toys. Much better to think of that movie with the songs your kids constantly sing to you in the car.

(by Bob Powers)