— Ghastly Akner (@taffyakner) October 31, 2014
Oh, your little girl is going as a princess? That's so quaint.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
The cutest little Supreme Court Justice you'll see all day.
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Kitten vs Remote Controlled Spider is an instant cute horror classic.
It's eight against four!
What a week for cat films! Just yesterday we watched the highly anticipated all-cat cast remake of Gone Girl, which, while not quite as enjoyable as the Cat Gone Girl book, was still very entertaining. While Kitten Vs Spider doesn't have nearly the production value of CGG, it's one of the better films in the Scaredy Cat franchise. If you're a horror fan who loves cats, hates spiders, and can't watch a full length movie because you're siting at your desk at work, then Kitten Vs Spider is the afternoon Halloween movie for you.
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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Words with friends.
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A local weatherman was a skeleton this morning.
The creepiest precipitation map in the tri-state area. (via WDRB on Twitter)
The weather is a surprisingly big story this Halloween, with parts of the country expecting snow tonight. That dose of cold reality wasn't enough to stop one zany meteorologist from getting his spook on, however: for 364 days a year, Louisville, KY's Fox affiliate WDRB has Jude Redfield for a weather reporter. Once a year, or at least once this year, he magically transforms into Bones Redfield (who has his own hashtag for some reason) for one very creepy morning broadcast.
The video has since been taken down (perhaps because there is normally no reason to keep a weather forecast online), but WDRB did tweet out this behind-the-scenes shot.
RT @SRiggsWDRB Sorry to pass along the news, but Jude's talking snow and temps in the 30's for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/CVWgC7WSMK
— WDRB News (@WDRBNews) October 31, 2014
Fortunately, BuzzFeed's Ryan Broderick managed to make a Vine and capture some screenshots from the memorable broadcast, which included Redfield's coworker coming up and dropping candy down his bony throat.
"I'm concerned about your weight." (via BuzzFeed)
FYI in case you're not aware, tonight's weather is spookily lame.
They forgot "spine-tinglingly boring." (via Accuweather)
Boooooo.
(by Johnny McNulty)
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Sweet-toothed Walker.
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Celebrities are just like people who dress up for Halloween!
Katy Perry is the cheesiest. (Via Twitter)
For celebrities, Halloween is the one night a year they get to pretend to be other people just for the fun of it. The holiday is tonight, but these stars have been partying all week. Here are all the pictures we could find of famous people dressed up for Halloween 2014.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale suck. (Via Elle)
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Lilly Allen purposely offensive dressing as Dr. Luke, Kesha's scandalized gyno. (Via Yahoo)
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Not sure if this is a costume or just what Taylor Swift wears to ride the elevator. (Via Elle)
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Kate Hudson, daughter of anarchy. (Via Elle)
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Jessica Alba stars in a slasher this year. (Via Elle)
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Arghh matey! Adam Sandler forgot to give a shit about wearing a complete pirate costume.
(Via Elle)
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She's dressing up for two now.
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One night in Minnie Mouse. (Via Instagram)
Who wore it better: Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney doll??
Ellen Degeneres? (Via Elle)
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Or Meredith Viera? (Via Elle)
And... finally. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's bambino, North West.
Everything they make stinks. (She's really cute, though)
(Image via Instagram)
(by Myka Fox)
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Phish performed the perfect mid-song tribute in San Fran when the Giants won the World Series.
Catching Phish. (via Getty)
When Phish fans attending the band's Wednesday night concert in San Francisco bought their tickets, they probably weren't thinking that the Giants would be playing in the World Series. The way the team looked a few months ago, most of the players probably weren't even giving it much thought. But the team turned things around, and when the last game-7 pitch was thrown and the Giants became champs, thousands of fans in the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium began losing their collective minds. While some in the crowd might've thought a batch of really great acid had just kicked in, the band realized what was happening, and immediately transitioned into the perfect tribute to the new champs.
It's a pretty cool moment, even for non-baseball, non-Phish fans who've never had their minds totally blown, man!
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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Lock on armored truck breaks, spreading cash all over a Maryland highway.
I freelance as someone who drives behind GardaWorld trucks.
The lock on an armored GardaWorld Security truck malfunctioned this morning on I-270 in Maryland. A bag of cash fell onto a stretch of highway near Urbana, and bills flew through the air. It was like an illegal Halloween for grown-ups, as drivers hurriedly pulled over and started grabbing whatever handfuls of cash they could. They only drove away when a fire department official arrived and turned the truck's emergency lights on.
Troopers were only able to recover $200 of what remained, though it's unknown how much money was lost. For the record, if authorities do discover the identities of the drivers who took cash, they will be charged with theft. That's right: stealing stuff still counts as stealing stuff even if it seems like the universe is making it rain.
I still don't understand how Instagram isn't currently buckling under the weight of photos and videos of this happening. If you see any or have your own, send us a tip at submissions@someecards.com.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
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Proof that Day Of The Dead costumes are the coolest costumes this side of the afterworld.
Day of the Dead, and how they got that way.(Via)
Forget your Katniss Eboladeen costume, or whatever you came up with this year. These traditional Day Of The Dead costumes and makeup (and twists on the traditional) are works of art. No wonder Halloween is just one night, but Day of the Dead lasts all weekend. Stuff this good deserves some time to hang around.
Scary Sweet Sugar Skull.(Via)
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If she even blinks once it'll make people scream. (Via)
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Feeling half-dead.(Via)
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Morbid Maize Husk. (Via)
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The couple that dies together... (Via)
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Related: Check out some Day Of The Dead cards...
(by Bob Powers)
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A dad created a MechWarrior costume for himself and his 6-month-old baby.
I hope that robotic exoskeleton was babyproofed. (via)
This guy Ryan Bowen here is an anomaly. Not only is he remarkably ingenious and impressively adroit at building high-quality Halloween costumes from cardboard, but he has an amazing amount of free time for a father of a six-month-old kid:
Seriously, how does a new dad find the time and energy to craft a professional-looking MechWarriorsuit for himself and his son? Do you have any idea how many times he had to stop hot-gluing, or whatever, to pick up the plastic block dropped on the floor and was suddenly screaming about? Honestly, I don't even know how he finds the time to play the video game MechWarrior, let alone build one of its robots.
Poor kid is going to grow up with unrealistic Halloween expectations. (via)
Do you know what my five-month-old son is for Halloween this year? A baby with a pumpkin hat on his head. It was either that or a pile of laundry that mom and dad haven't gotten to yet, but that seemed like too much work.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)
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This is how you prank your kids when they don't take Ebola seriously enough.
"Also, you were adopted. Hahahaha."
It turns out that even the toughest little kids don't take an Ebola diagnosis very well. This boy's mother and older cousin Tevyn Demmings played a little prank on him and his brother by donning face masks, taking his temperature and declaring that "Oh, hell no! He got Ebola!" It goes as well as expected. (Click the bottom-right corner of the videos to enable sound.)
Normally, I do not support telling children they have Ebola. That said, there is the slight chance that this (admittedly amusing) video has a more rational explanation: the man who posted them went on Instagram afterwards to clarify to the haters, and there were many, that his little cousin was walking around and telling everyone that he had Ebola like it was the funniest thing in the world. So, they decided to test just how funny he thought it was.
Yeah. Now he takes Ebola more seriously than ANY of you offended people!
(via Instagram)
Finally, to prove he was alright, Tevyn uploaded this Vine of his cousin confirming that he is Ebola-free and does well in school.
The kid also had these words of wisdom to share about his experiences.
Keep those kids on their toes, parents!
(by Johnny McNulty)
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The Great Dogzini performs incredible magic tricks for your amusement.
I ate your card.
Dogs are masters of getting things to disappear and reappear in their poop, so a dog magician doesn't seem like such a big stretch. With the help of human magician Jose Ahonen, the Great Dogzini performs a series of feats that will leave you wondering how he did it and why you can't even train your dog to sit.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
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13 people who won wearing a costume to work today.
Macho Man Randy In Sales! (via redditor nonmachoman)
For generations, wearing a Halloween costume to work was something done in private among coworkers to boost morale and just be silly. Sure, there were some Polaroids taken, but in general, these were memories shared only by those who were there. Those who were part of the team. How lame! Now, thanks to people's relentless thirst for Likes, Faves, upvotes and other fake Internet points, wearing a costume to work isn't just about entertaining your coworkers, it's about entertaining all of us. Here are some people who did that this year (and here's last year's list).
Patrick Batewoman has to go return a few things on Netflix. (via redditor teamPEDs)
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Check out our full story on this spooky dude from Louisville, KY. (via redditor PassTheSyrup)
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Today's workday is brought to you by the letter "S," for "Sleeping Behind This Mask."
(via redditor Realn)
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Not a lot of flapping heads for a Canadian office (apparently, no one else dressed up).
(via redditor BoysHole)
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"There's a deadly car crash on Slaughter Lane, LOL! My costume is hilarious."
(via redditor AVianes)
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"No, I can't come to HR to discuss my toy gun. As you can see, I'm stuck to the ground."
(via redditor daprice82)
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Is this meme from this year? No. Do I give any teacher credit
for taking a risk in front of kids? Yes. (via redditor Princess_TinyFeet)
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This guy really fits in. Get it? He's a Lego. Get it? (via redditor bon_mots)
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It's official: 2014 is the year local news crews won Halloween. (redditor shakin_the_bacon)
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The guy holding the camera is in the picture the two in the middle are holding:
"Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film." (via redditor Eldrake)
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I'm more curious about what the Helloween is written on the monitor.
(via redditor minionprofessor)
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Edgar Allen Productivity. (via redditor rubixkid)
Check out last year's list, or send your photos to submissions@happyplace.com.
(by Johnny McNulty)
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Magician
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World's bravest troll brilliantly photobombed a Kim Jong-un publicity photo.
"Each bed will sleep 12 children, uncomfortably." (via)
Like love and money, it appears that trolling is now a language spoken around the world. Even in North Korea.
Notice anything peculiar about the above publicity photo of Kim Jong-un explaining crude crib technology to North Korea's top military leaders? Besides the dear leader's new look, featuring longer hair, parted in the middle like all the cool people in the mid-1970's. Look a little closer.
"Is this bed available in dictator size?" (via)
It's not that he's smoking a cigarette above a child's bed that is most likely as flammable as a pile of dried leaves. It's what's behind him, humping doggy style in the corner.
It's Horny Husky and Bottom Cat! (via)
I hope whoever the brave soul was who pulled off this beautiful prank is safely out of the country by the time Jong-un hears about the Internet and learns how to Google himself. In a place where you can be sentenced to hard labor for poetry, I'd hate to think what the punishment would be for embarrassing the country's most powerful maniac.
(by Jonathan Corbett)
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Witching hour.
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Afternoon delight.
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Graveyard smashed.
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The Rock retweeted photos of people dressed up as his younger, fanny-pack-wearing self for Halloween.
I'm seeing double! Four Rocks!
Dwayne Johnson seems like a pretty good sport, which is a good thing since he could probably pummel you into a unctuous paste with just one fist—leaving the other free for counting all his Fast & Furious money—if you got on his bad side.
So, when a bunch of fans tweeted photos of themselves dressed up as his amazing 90s-era throwback photo for Halloween, instead of hopping in a jet and traveling the country destroying lesser mortals, he shared his doppelgängers with the entire Internet:
#90sRock#BuffLesbian RT: @DC101: Well played. @TheRockpic.twitter.com/sC9OjJw6DW”
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) October 31, 2014
Nailed it. #FannyPackBoss RT: @WhatThe_HEC: “@BasterdNick: @TheRock my buddy @WhatThe_HEC did it better pic.twitter.com/W3KwmNfrLK
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) October 31, 2014
Damn. #FannyPack#PimpSquad#90sRock RT: @TyeMassey: @TheRock we look good... pic.twitter.com/h3niRE82n0”
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 1, 2014
With the tissue to protect the turtle neck... #Gangsta RT: @StuMunrue: Happy Halloween @TheRock#90spic.twitter.com/HONfUHLxwj
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 1, 2014
Fanny pack = chick magnet. RT: @MosRyan: Figured I'd see what a night as @TheRock is like. #BuffLesbian#Halloweenpic.twitter.com/1QOPZznBzF”
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 1, 2014
Straight gangsta. RT: @virtuearl: No love for the #NotSoBuffLesbian?@TheRockpic.twitter.com/VEencSJnvZ
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 1, 2014
Pop tarts and a Gameboy. #PimpLeanOnPoint RT: @landonbippold: Hey @TheRock what's in the fannypack? pic.twitter.com/zgZlEToUk7
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 1, 2014
Sounds creepy..;) #FannyPackParty RT: @macfaulkner: I've got a fanny pack full of candy and ready to party! #TheRockpic.twitter.com/UhXN9TIpUK
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 1, 2014
Honestly, I'm surprised this web page didn't buckle under the weight of all this masculinity.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)
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