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A camera on a remote controlled car shows what it looks like to be chased by an English Bulldog.

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And Thunder rolls.

English Bulldogs are such goofy meatheads that it's funny to watch them do just about anything. They can get a laugh sleeping. Watching Thunder chase this remote controlled car up and down the street like it was made of bacon is not only entertaining, it gives you a good idea of what it might look like to be hunted by a giant, slobbering, panting monster.

This guy's awesome dog/toy setup looks like the next best thing to having a remote controlled bulldog. And as long as his owner has batteries for the toy car, he'll always have a good way to keep Thunder in shape. Until he catches the car and eats it, in which case, both he and the car will be in bad shape.

(by Jonathan Corbett)


Hipster dudes are decorating their beards for the holidays.

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If you're still looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the bearded man in your life, look no further. Beard Baubles are the beard decoration that's tasteful, yet jolly.

The ornaments are the creation of two employees of the London-based ad agency Grey London. Pauline Ashford and Mike Kennedy came up with the idea of Beard Baubles while working on a Christmas card to send to other agencies and clients. Little bobby pins affix these miniature ornaments all over the Christmas-loving man's beard.


(via Mashable)

Proceeds from the baubles benefit Beard Season, an Australian non-profit that encourages men to grow beards during the winter to raise awareness about melanoma screening.

The baubles cost 7 pounds and ship to 13 countries. Currently, due to overwhelming demand that they really should have seen coming, Beard Baubles are sold out online, though the company promises they will have more to sell soon.

The question is: is your beard manly enough for Beard Baubles?

They also look great on dogs.

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

This white bunny is putting in a full day of work bouncing around the house with a pink balloon.

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Clocking out after a long day of ballooning is fluffing exhausting.

Here in the human world, it's Thursday, a 24-hour social experiment carried out in workplaces everywhere to see how people react when they can see the weekend coming but can't yet touch it. In the world of "Balloon rabbit Moko-chan," an adorable white bunny from Japan, however, it's Balloon Day. Balloon Day is a wonderful day of magic and excitement, and the best part about Balloon Day is that the day after Balloon Day is also Balloon Day. Then, after that, it's Balloon Day, followed by Blanket And Nap Day, and then it's Balloon Day again. It's a tough schedule.

Here's a video of Moko from a previous Balloon Day, enjoying various different types of balloon.

Anyway, have fun being human.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Courageous bulldog puppy risks it all to get to the bottom of the stairs.

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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Chunk.

Chunk's bulldog puppy brow isn't just heavily furrowed because he was way too much skin for his body, he also has a real challenge of courage ahead of him. Should he risk life and limb to navigate down the last two steps, or forever remain an inhabitant on the stairs?

Glory (and his toys) await his actions, and he defies his fear to take one glorious leap.

(by Myka Fox)

Guy has fun pranking Burger King staff after they mistakenly listed his number on their website.

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"Hello, this is not actually Burger King."

What would you do if you found out that a major fast food restaurant chain like Burger King accidentally listed your work number on their company website, resulting in a steady stream of calls about scheduling conflicts and complaints about bad customer service? Maybe you'd contact the website administrator and get them to fix the mistake. But, you know, that sounds kind of boring.

A much better idea might be what this guy did, to screw with the heads of every person who uses the erroneously listed number:

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Young at heart.

Cat birthday party or gathering of shape-shifting witches? You decide.

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"I presume you're wondering why I summoned you here..."

Best case scenario: this video is the product a slightly demented, lonely person who was willing to put in the time to train a bunch of cats to sit perfectly still around a makeshift table while she sings "Happy Birthday" to one of them.

Worst case scenario: something otherworldly and aberrant to nature is afoot:

The YouTube title translates from Chinese as "Cat ~ Lolita princess birthday," so the former is probably correct. But I just can't shake the feeling that some kind of antediluvian, tentacled thing rose up out of that table the second the camera stopped rolling.

And don't tell me that Lolita, the cat in the center, doesn't resemble Aleister Crowley at least a little:

"Separated at rebirth."

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

These two 'Wheel of Fortune' contestants just entered the Dumb Guess Hall of Fame.

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"Thanks for making us viral, partner."

The endless stream of clips of regular folks sounding dumb is the single best thing about Wheel of Fortune. There are so many great clips of people shouting clueless guesses that it seems like you have just as good chance of winding up in a viral fail clip as you do of winning. Fail vid immortality was the only prize for a pair of contestants on a recent episode, who gave an incredibly odd guess for the category "Around the House."

Everyone loves to pile on when Wheel contestants, but who knows how any of us would act under hot lights in front of Pat and Vanna? And in the woman's defense, "microwave" ends with an "e" and would've fit in the space provided. The guess isn't as bad as the one given by this guy, or this guy. And it didn't result in Pat walking away in disgust. It won't go down as one of the all-time Wheel blunders, but it was bad enough that she'll probably hear about it every time she makes popcorn.

(by Jonathan Corbett)


Fairy dogmother cooks full-on Sunday roasts every week for 44 dog orphans.

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It's a dog-eat-good world.

Claire Nash has become a one-woman catering service for shelter dogs. Every Sunday, after she feeds her husband and four children, she takes 44 servings of dinners like Yorkshire pudding, bacon wrapped sausages, and chicken with gravy and vegetables to the Cardiff Dogs Home where she volunteers so that the pups can taste "just a bit of home."

This all started back in March, when she decided to take her family's leftovers to the dogs. There was never enough food to go around and she hated to have to pick which dogs got the royal treatment and which ended up with another bowl of kibble, so she started cooking just for the dogs.

"It was hard choosing which dog to give our left overs to so it escalated from there," she told Wales Online.

Now she's buying and preparing food for a dog army every week.

"The dogs love it," she says, "They can smell it coming the moment I arrive and open the boot of the car. They bark and go mad when they smell it but when the food is in front of them you could hear a pin drop it goes so quiet."

Seems like a lot of trouble to go through just for dogs, but she has actually helped save some of their lives doing this. As Wamiz UK reported,

"For some of the dogs who arrive in poor health, Nash's home-cooking is just what the vet ordered. When one dog, Molly, first arrived, recounts fellow volunteer Susie James, "we couldn't get her to eat anything. She is a tiny little girl, couldn't afford to lose an ounce, yet was getting skinnier by the day. [Claire's] Yorkshire pudding was the first thing she would take, she absolutely loves them!"

Aside from their Sunday dinners, the dogs can also look forward to a special Christmas day dinner of roast turkey with all the trimmings.

"The dogs are here through no fault of their own, and there's nothing better than them having a good bit of home-cooked dinner," she tells Made in Cardiff TV.

(by Myka Fox)

The Internet - December 11, 2014: A Review

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Another fruitless day of searching the deepest reaches of digispace for that one bundle of megabytes that we might tie together and use as a liferaft on which to float across the dark seas of December. This day's scavenging, as with so many days before it, proved fruitless. No content bounty was brought home and put in stores to give us confidence that we might make it through this winter. It's getting darker now, colder now, with no delightful new story about someone replying to a dick pic in the perfect way to keep us warm; no video of a parking fail to remind us that no matter how alone we feel, everyone struggles. Those are in the past, and the future is bleak.

This video of cats having a birthday party was pretty sweet, though.

(by Bob Powers)

A guy dressed up as Santa Claus and started picking pillow fights with strangers.

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Don't worry, these people were all naughty.

If a dude dressed up as Santa Claus approaches you in a public place and tosses you a pillow, it's probably a good idea to just start swinging. The same wasn't really true a few years ago. Back then, such behavior might have led to a lawsuit or worse.

But we are now firmly embedded in the Internet Age, so it's usually for the best to assume that you're secretly being filmed for an Internet prank video, no matter what weird thing is happening to you. These Liberty University students get it:

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

For some reason, SNL cut this pitch-perfect parody of all of VH1's list shows.

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Actually, the idea of a show ranking all the dudes is kind of a horrifying nightmare.

Listen, I'm not gonna hate too hard on the VH1 genre best described as "dramatized listicles," epitomized by Best Week Ever and I Love The 90s. They're rote, formulaic fluff that will never in a million years generate a truly original sentiment, but they're also amusing pieces of rote, formulaic fluff that constitute a full-employment program for struggling comedians. Basically, they're the Law & Order franchise for stand-ups and improvisors. That being said, this SNL sketch that was cut for time after dress rehearsal and is now a Digital Exclusive, "100 Greatest Guys," is a spot-on crystallization of just what makes these shows utterly and hyperbolically pointless:

Let's be honest...Colby's car deserved to be ahead of Snoop Dogg.

(by Johnny McNulty)

This is what it looks like when couples are asked to act out obscure sex positions based only on their names.

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London Bridge is falling down in 7 minutes, tops.

Do you know how to do the "one sausage wrapped to go" or the "intermediate swimming lesson?"

Grab your wrapped sausage and your bathing cap, because those are sexual positions.

Cut Video asked a bunch of couples to act out different sex positions based on their names, in a game they've created called "Sexy Charades."

First, they put the couples to the test by interrogating them on what they think their partner's favorite sex pose is. The director even asked his own parents, if you're wondering who is going to have the most awkward meal over the holidays. Then, they got down to business.

These real couples came together to perform what they believed these positions entailed with nothing but the position's name to go on. They almost never get it right, but they definitely came up with some new ones that might be worth a try.

This might be a fun game to play even when not on camera. I'm going to go home and ask my friends if they can help "plaster the hole in my wall."

(by Myka Fox)

This Canadian doctor wrote a fantastic response to employers who require doctor's notes for sick days.

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"I'm prescribing you a chill pill, boss."(via ThinkStock)

It seems like doctors in Canada are as exhausted as their U.S. counterparts when it comes to dealing with the endless paperwork involved with practicing medicine. Between the insurance companies and the government, it takes a PhD in red tape to keep up with it. Making matters worse, some Canadian companies now require employees to obtain a note from a doctor when they take time off for medical reasons.

One doctor from Nova Scotia is so sick of the practice, he wrote a form letter for patients to give their bosses. It's too long to transcribe, but the gist of it amounts to, "Stop wasting my valuable time by involving me in your irresponsible policies that are literally making people sicker."

Here's the letter:


From the office of Dr. Badass.(via reddit)

There are always going to be people who fake illnesses in order to get time off from work. But punishing people who are actually sick by requiring them to go to the doctor when the best medicine is Netflix and soup from the couch is a terrible remedy. Doctors have better things to do than write letters to paranoid employers who don't trust their employees' judgment when it comes to having the flu.

The letter began going viral after it was posted to reddit yesterday. Hopefully, some employers will read it and realize that this is a lousy policy and a waste of time for everyone involved.

Especially since I'm not feeling that well at the moment and The Wolf of Wall Street just landed on Netflix (cough!).

(by Jonathan Corbett)

The owner of a 30-pound cat set up a high-speed camera to see if it can land on its feet when dropped.

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"That's it. The time has come to eat the humans."

Since the beginning of time, man has wondered if fat cats work the same as regular cats in the air. That's the question this guy set out to discover with his high-speed camera. Before we get to the gorgeous work of art and nature that is a really fat cat falling through the air in slow motion, I should point out a few things. 1.) This cat is a Maine Coon, which is the largest breed of cat to begin with. It's still an obese cat, but it's not like Guinness-worthy obese. 2.) There are soft mats under the cats. There's a third thing, but I'll tell you after the video.

3.) C'mon! Cats are really good at that! Science has shown that cats really only fail to land on their feet when dropped from a height of less than a foot (maybe a little more for this guy because he's gigantic), because they don't have time to turn.

Plus, if something went wrong, do you think he would really have uploaded it? And if he did, do you really think I'd have shown it to you?

Really? You are a weird and dark person. I just came here to see fat cats wiggle and jiggle as the beauty of physics and evolution does its magic.

(by Johnny McNulty)


One funny email from the Sony leak shows Joel McHale asking for a discount on a sweet TV.

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"Just throw it in the back." (via Getty)

The fallout from the massive hack of Sony has been fascinating. While it's fun to read emails from producers trashing A-list celebrities, or a list of the ridiculous aliases used by stars, a lot of what's been revealed has been incredibly damaging to the company and painful for many people.

But one recent leaked email is just funny. Partly because it's written by Joel McHale, who's a funny guy, and partly because it shows the busy actor asking a Sony exec named Fayanne for an employee discount on a $8,000 TV after Community was cancelled.

Stars—they're just like us! Only with better connections and way more pull.

Hello Fayanne,

It's Joel McHale. You might remember me from such canceled Sony tv shows as—Community.

Sad.
Very sad.

So when I was talking to Steve about the show ending last Friday, I asked about a discount on a Sony tv. He said of course. He's the greatest as you know. I didn't want to bother him with the specific details of the screen I want so I thought I would bother you. I hope that is it [sic] cool.

It's below. You can check with Steve obviously if this all sounds strange.
I'm not sure how this all works but I'm happy to send a credit card number wherever necessary.

Thanks Fayanne. I'm very much going to miss working at Sony.

Cheers

Joel

Community may have been cancelled, but Mchale still had some pull at Sony, because the response to his request was ""how much is it? just get it...put it against community deal w money later."

In a tweet from this afternoon, McHale showed that he's still too psyched about his new TV to be bothered by the leak of his email.

Good things come to those who ask. Especially those who ask nicely. Good for him.

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Rough stuff.

When the strange message someone found in a company's logo went viral, the company changed it immediately.

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Are you, though?

So, this happened today. As with many days, someone got to the front page of reddit by posting a funny picture. It turns out that when viewed upside down, the logo of iSmart, a line of high-end charging accessories for phones and tablets, looks like it's saying, well:


Plusjews are doubleplusgood.

It says "+JeWS!", which isn't exactly anti-semitic as much as it sounds inappropriately excited. Some people doubted that the designer could have never looked at it upside down (as an amazingly absent-minded person, I quietly recuse myself from such discussion), but mostly it just tickled some funny bones and vanished off into the aether, to be forgotten until reposted.

But now, through the awesome power of social media, word apparently reached the makers of iSmart just hours later, who wisely and promptly told their designers to make their logo stop seeming like a cryptic message about the Jews. Even if it's a quick fix that makes the capitalization seem even more random.

There we go. Now, upside down it says, "+RaWS!" See, they're just roaring with excitement over their optimizable charging accessories.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Great escape.

15 merrily inappropriate Christmas decorations.

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December 26. (via)

The way you decorate your house at Christmas says a lot about you. For example, if you go all out to the point that your neighbors are blinded, you're probably insufferable. If you don't decorate your house, you might be Jewish. And if you put up any of these very inappropriate holiday decorations, you deserve to be put straight onto Santa's naughty list. 'Tis the season for decorating things to look like penises!


Woo, take it all off, Baby Jesus. (via)



Olaf? (via)



This is why we use evergreen trees. (via)


Reindeer "play" is a recurring theme of naughty Xmas decor. (via)



At least she didn't say she worships him! (via)



He's just doing it for attention. (via)



No two are exactly alike. (via)



You know or whoever. (via)



Where is he supposed to pee? In the sleigh?(via)



Yep, happened again. (via)



"Fine. You caught me." (via)



Come on, guys. Get a sleigh. (via)



Plenty of holiday cheer to go around, ladies.
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None of these objects are to scale. (via)

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

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