'Pis the season. (via)

Dildos. Tampons. Grandparents. Butts. What do these things have in common? They are often in the backgrounds of photos taken by people who leave their dildos, tampons, old people and naked butts out so often they didn't even notice that they were there. As more and more of our lives are captured in photos and videos, the risk of our embarrassing personal items/body parts continues to rise, until finally we'll be forced to hide all of our embarrassing things before we turn on our devices every morning because the world is one giant webcam. On the other hand, it won't be all bad because we'll get to look at everyone else's embarrasing stuff. Like these folks:

Looks light there might be some pants, bunched up around the ankle area. (via)

Does a lazorcat chase the dots it creates on the wall? (via)

Awwww. Don't ever grow up, or turn around within the next few minutes. (via)

Seems like there's enough balls on the tree, but only one Yule log. (via)

Summertime, and the living is...creepily in the background of girls' pictures. (via)

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Most baby pictures are used to embarrass the kid later, but this little baby's foot photobomb will haunt its dad for life. (via)

Taken moments before the Keene, NH Pumpkinfest riot, which presumably started because OF THAT SCANDALOUS KISS! (via)

Fortunately, the genetics of intelligence are pretty complex, so don't give up on her yet. (via)

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If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that our shadows are always bangin'. (via)

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The album title of "Randomness" makes me wonder about what happens later. (via)

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Well, to be fair, it's more like someone should have done a background check on that kid's parents. (via)

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Uh, why would you want one? (via)

Updated 10/13/14:

Apparently, their tour guide insisted this was the best photo op in the cave.
What a dick.(via)

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Don't worry. She doesn't remember it. (via)

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Alright, fine. This background is pretty awesome. They actuallytried to take another one
and the same thing happened again. (via)

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Actually, if you look closely, literally everyone is taking a bad picture here. (via)

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Peemur. Yep. I went there. Peemur. (via)

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Uhhhh. Actually. EVERYTHING is wrong with this picture. (via)

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An oldie (and on TV), but a classic. Situational awareness, CNN. Try it sometime. (via)

Updated 9/8/14:

Hint: Aunt Sally is crouching behind grandpa.

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I'll go first: I offer myself as sacrifice to this dress!

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Any kid who can steal the focus away from four pretty ladies is going places in life.

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"Grandma's retirement home is like college, except no one has class or cares about STDs."

Updated 8/11/14:

I'm surprised the phone isn't an Android.

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It took me a long time to realize that Georgia was a dog.
I just thought that was a really rude way of describing this part of Georgia.

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You should also do it for the love of dog, because they don't like being merkins.

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Stacks 'n stacks 'n stacks of high-quality printer paper.

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Her skin issues require being surrounded by tons of healthy skin.
Also, don't think it's a dude.

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I don't know who any of these people are, but I'm mostly interested in Bigfoot.

IT SAYS "MUD." MUD. IT'S A MAKEUP BRAND. LOOK IT UP. "MUD," THAT IS!

Updated 7/7/14:

But when I say it's just the pants making it look that way, no one believes me.

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Consider it a preview of everything before potty training is done.

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I can't tell if he's being dangled or retrieved.

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Say what you will, this kid will grow up to be great on social media.

All the ladies are wearing them at the Kentucky Derby these days.

Technically that's in the foreground, but it started in the background, and they
really should have checked.

Updated 6/6/14:

I hope they checked the caliber of his diaper before doing that.(via)

To be fair, this guy is kind of a dick for making this photo all about him.(via)

Man, there's just boobs coming out of the woodworks these days. (via)

5 minutes later he walked by again. And then 5 minutes after that. And so on.(via)

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Raising the bar, dude. Raising the bar.

Not technically uploaded online, but someone should have cut away here. (via)

Updated 5/5/14:

Selfies really do reveal a lot more about you than you intend. (via)

I guess they got two copies so their kids can watch a dvd that's never been seen by
someone smoking a crack pipe. (via)

A great part of traveling is seeing how other people behave on the beach.(via)

Son, you'll always remember when I took your picture tonight in my tighty-whiteys. (via)

I'm more interested in meeting the people behind you and to the left. (via)

Someone has really thought of everything for tonight, not even including the Miller High Lifes,
clothes hangers and remotes. (via)

That's a cute top. That, on the other hand, is a horrifying bottom. (via)

Updated 4/2/14:

Just a long, curved toothbrush holder in case she needs to freshen up at the dance.(via)

She should've checked her background in real life, as well.(via)

Ah. The romance of what is hopefully Europe.(via)

Either way, these two are exhibiting great teamwork.(via)

Sweater made me think bowling alley, but now I'm more worried 'cuz it looks like Denny's.
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I'm more concerned about that old dude barging in like that. (via)

Apparently, the person who posted this had it on their fridge for years before noticing.(via)

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Small and available beats huge and nonexistant. (via)

Sometimes even white linen suits could stand to be a little breezier. (via)

This is a brief way of summing up college. (via)

In case you ever wondered what happened to the guy who built a 6-foot bong in college. (via)

Road Rassh. (via)

Someone's nephew wanted to share his video game stats. He also shared his love of
beautiful, sensual women who love the same thing. Also, he is not TechnoViking. (via)

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If you turn the picture upside down, you can see the same shape between the glasses.(via)

Goodbye University, Hello Unemployableness! (via)

I can't believe this creep is wearing sunglasses indoors. (via)

It turns out Christians find cows holy after all. (via)

We must all be on the lookout for small men riding our family members. (via)

Yeah, you're probably not going to have 147 updates anymore once this gets out.(via)

Updated 11/18/13:

The ass is coming from inside the house.

Can we talk about the angle of that woman's arm? Definitely more disturbing than the coke.

I now realize all my friends' annoying gym statuses could be a lot worse.

And why shouldn't Grandma be proud? Those muscles are made of her cooking.

Only in New York! Or, wherever this is. Only in wherever, am I right?

The really weird thing? It's not a mirror, it's a window! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.

Updated 10/14/13:

I don't care if she is a little tall, young lady, you do not call a giraffe your grandma.

I assume we're all laughing at his Wall of Hats.

Oh my god, are those Uggs back there? That is revolting.

I'm pretty sure that man just successfully shoplifted some produce in his pants.

Can we talk about how wearing sunglasses is already like blurring your eyes?

More like the cat should have checked the foreground of his picture, am I right?

Updated 9/12/13:

Oh, hello Robin Thicke. Is sliding fingers up not-your-wife's butt a blurred line?

Why does he think people on the subway want to see that shade of blue?

There are times I'm glad the zoom technolgies on CSI are impossible.

The pre-show was them making violent threats from the casting couch.

Who just leaves bottled water out in the open like that?

Updated 8/09/13:

It's like a Calvin and Hobbes sticker come to life.

These bees have weird stingers.

Could it be more disturbing? Try to rule out the possibility that it's a dead deer. See?

That is not a ladies' room, and suddenly the whole world is in question.

No wonder that man in the back doesn't need to care what he looks like.

I'm pretty sure the Wizard is in there too, but I can't find him!

Updated 7/18/13:

Good question, person who inserted that arrow. Who needs that much generic Immodium?

I guess the guy in the background is grabbing the gun in his underwear.

The dress says a night out. The item on the dresser suggests otherwise.

Granted, modesty doesn't seem to be the theme of whatever show they're prepping.

Ah, 2007. An more innocent time when people just let their dildos hang out wherever.

Folow-up question: his ball, where is it?

Updated 6/21/13:

They're like cleavage twins, except one of the twins is way less attractive.

Those kangaroos took the only shot they had at making a sex tape involving Paris Hilton.

That woman is riding a mechanical bull, FYI, not receiving oral sex from Satan.

The fourth leg of any good triathalon involves a marathon ball-scratching session.

We understand, rocker lady. Bassists never get the groupies.

It's unclear whether or not he's peeing, but he's clearly not in the bathroom.

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What makes this exponentially worse is he was being interviewed about the Boston bombing.

Why are his shades pixelated but not his ass in the mirror?

"And in the back, you can see James doing his pre-workout cleanse." (pause at 00:21)

Love and marriage, love and marriage, they go together like a baby and dru-ugs.

Is that the same pink dildo the Boston guy had?

Guess there's more than one stuffed animal in this house. HEY-O. Sorry.

Maybe instead of Facebook you should upload this to, we don't know, the police?

We're glad everything cleared up in time for you.

It is not a nice day for a white wedding.

No, Mitch. We all lost, thanks to you.

1. Dick Cheney Dares World To Give Him Another Chance To Rectally Feed A Torture Victim

Former Vice President Dick Cheney appeared on NBC's Meet the Press yesterday in order to justify the Bush administration's use of torture on suspected terrorists, in the wake of a recently released report from the Senate Intelligence Committee. "I'd do it again in a minute," Cheney declared, while valiantly holding back an urge to lunge across the table and tear the throat of host Chuck Todd out with his teeth.

Ask your Dr. Mengele if rectal feeding is right for you.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) December 15, 2014

2. Elizabeth Warren Will Not Run For President — Gives All-Clear For Democrats To Be As Spineless As They Like In 2016

Sen. Elizabeth Warren—the highest-profiled legislator on a short list of congress members who seem to place the public good over corporate interests—insists that she will not be influencing national debate by joining the Democratic primary next year, telling NPR, "I'm not running for president." When asked to clarify her position on not running for president, she stated, "I told [supporters], 'I'm not running for president.'" Asked to expand upon that position, the Senator explained, "I'm not running for president," and then later, "I'm not running for president. You want me to put an exclamation point at the end?" This obviously leaves open the question of Sen. Warren's intentions for the 2016 primaries. It seems as though it could go either way.

An Elizabeth Warren presidential run would make me hopeful for Democracy so I'm afraid it's just impractical.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) December 12, 2014

3. Sony Pictures Demands Media Stop Embarrassing It By Reporting On The Stuff It Does

After having its poorly secured servers hacked and its embarrassing emails stolen, Sony Pictures Entertainment is demanding that the media cease to report on the sensitive materials—such as executives' personal opinions of high-level stars like Angelina Jolie—that have been delivered to them. "If you do not comply with this request, and the Stolen Information is used or disseminated by you in any manner, SPE will [have] no choice but to hold you responsible for any damage or loss arising from such use," a Sony lawyer wrote in a three-page letter to multiple news organizations. It should be pointed out here that this is a PR tactic that rarely, if ever, works.

Keep bugging my agent about trying to get me into these hacked Sony emails. Even just a passing mention would be amazing.
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) December 14, 2014

4. Innovative New Vending Machine Will Be Able To Shame You For Being Such A Fatso

If you're tired of having every person in your life feeling as though they can comment on your diet and influence the foods you eat, you may be getting a break from all that soon. Researchers are working on a new vending machine with facial recognition functionality that will be able take over those people's jobs and decide what snack products it's willing to serve you, based upon how fat and gross you are.

The scariest movie ever is your own reflection in the vending machine when you see your candy bar is stuck
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) October 30, 2014

5. HBO's The Newsroom Ends Its Run Just Three Years After People Stopped Watching It

The Newsroom—Aaron Sorkin's ode to how much smarter he is than everyone in the media and most people in the world—ended its third and final season on HBO last night to the great disappointment of its viewership, which is to say the several dozen or so TV critics who were still watching it in order to write about how much they disliked watching it.

so sad #TheNewsroom is ending before Aaron Sorkin can explain to us commoners thru a slo-mo montage done to Bon Iver why racism is bad
— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) December 15, 2014

And that's how she became the lady at the office with a jar full of baby teeth. (Via Imgur)

One of the great things about going home for the holidays is uncovering those precious gems from your childhood that remind you what a terribly passive-aggressive little brat you used to be.

Jennifer E., AKA redditor judokitten, found the above note she wrote after the tooth fairy failed to pass her existence test: placing a tooth under her pillow without telling mom and dad.

WARNING: If you are still unsure if the Tooth Fairy exists, stop reading now.

Unsurprisingly, the dental elf failed on her promise to be real, leaving Jennifer with a nasty baby tooth and no money to show for it.

As she explains in the comments of her reddit post, "The next morning, I loudly proclaimed the toothfairy bullshit in my 9 year old terms, and my mom told me to write her a letter expressing my displeasure."

Despite the threat to telling T.F. not to "bother writing back," Jennifer got a letter under her pillow the next day that read, "I couldn't get to your pillow the night before last because I got stuck in all the mess. Maybe if you clean your room, I could get to you in a timely manner."

Good one, mom. I mean, Tooth Fairy. Whatever. Not that I'm buying it either way. Anyone who hoards childrens' bloody tooth nubs is not someone I'm taking hygiene advice from.

Let the free market decide who deserves to escape a gunman. (stock photo)

Hostages at a cafe in Sydney's central business district (CBD) were freed early Tuesday morning (it's the future there) after a 16-hour standoff with police. It seems the gunman probably acted alone and that no one was hurt.

But during those hours of uncertainty and chaos, Uber decided to take advantage of the fact that people were trying desperately to get away from the vicinity of the crime. Their Sydney Twitter account sent out the following message:

We are all concerned with events in CBD. Fares have increased to encourage more drivers to come online & pick up passengers in the area.
— Uber Sydney (@Uber_Sydney) December 15, 2014

Yep, during a crisis, it's best to stick together and make as much money off people's fear as possible. It's not uncommon for Uber to raise rates during peak times, such as when it's raining or when a lot of people are out, like on Halloween. But customers were rightly pissed that the company was trying to capitalize on a hostage crisis.

Pretty soon, Uber took it back:

Uber rides out of the CBD today are free for all riders to help Sydneysiders get home safely. See http://t.co/UIwoom25Bm for more info.
— Uber Sydney (@Uber_Sydney) December 15, 2014

There we go. Was that so hard?

It may seem like squeezing every penny out of passengers is the best business model, but Uber is in desperate need of good will—between getting kicked out of France by protesting taxi drivers and a driver with a previous record raping a passenger in Delhi. Perhaps the first step toward that good will is not being total dicks.

"I will not be ignored!"(via)

It's not that monkeys don't like seflies, because they obviously have no idea what one is. What they definitely don't like, evidently, is humans invading their personal space while looking away and yelling "smile!" That can at least be said for the little monkey in these shots, who took exception to being used as a prop in this woman's vacation photos.

Many wild animal selfies turn out fine. Others start out fine before going horribly wrong. This one looks like it was destined for failure from the beginning.

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She may have been hoping for a smile, or maybe even a little affection from the animal. What she got was a painful reminder that monkeys are wild animals who aren't known for respecting people's boundaries.

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And suddenly, everyone was screaming.

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Redditor ThatGuy1331 posted the shots from Bali with the title "My friend tried taking a selfie with a monkey. It didn't end well." He's entitled to his opinion, but the thousands of people enjoying these pics online would argue that the impromptu photo shoot ended perfectly.

This year, Lydia is getting a paranoia complex for Christmas. (Via Imgur)

This is a note that redditor sgtpnkks says her sister gave her children after what I hope was many attempts to get Lydia to straighten up.

Either that, or she has pretty much given up on Lydia and just wants to blame Santa when she doesn't bother to get her any presents.

Heck, that's not a bad idea even if your kids are good; not having to buy presents is a great incentive for letting your kids be terrible.

Although I'm still kinda freaked out about them giving Santa access to "the cameras in the house."

What cameras?

Someday, Lydia and her sister are going to look back on this letter and realize this was the first of many clues that their parents were actually drug dealers.

5. Amal Alamuddin, who despite her many accomplishments, was chosen as Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Person of 2014 because she managed to tie down George Clooney.

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Barbara Walters has announced her Most Fascinating People of 2014, and the most fascinatingest person of all is Amal Alamuddin. Alamuddin is truly an interesting person—a high-powered international human rights lawyer who has served as an advisor to Special Envoy Kofi Annan on Syria, as well as representing Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks. So why does Barbara Walters find her so enticing? Well, for the same reason you've heard of her—because she managed to bag George Clooney. Walters says Amal getting Clooney to marry her "was really one of the greatest achievements in human history." Yes, getting a confirmed bachelor to tie the knot blows the invention of democracy and the building of the Pyramids of Giza out of the water. Well done, Amal. Between your husband and your unspeakably perfect eyebrows, you're an example for little girls everywhere who hope to one day have their career accomplishments completely ignored.

4. Angelina Jolie, because she has chickenpox.

Universal Studios and Angelina Jolie released a video (above) this weekend to explain why the actress would be missing the premiere of Unbroken: she has chickenpox. Jolie directed the World War II drama, and says she "can't believe" she has to miss the festivities around its release, but she'll "be home itching and missing everyone." It's possible Jolie wanted to be super clear about why she's staying home because the other reason she was in the news this past week is that she was called a "minimally talented spoiled brat" by producer Scott Rudin in one of the emails released as part of the Sony hack. So, rest assured, the only reason Jolie's hiding this week is because she's contagious.

3. Japanese people, who can now only buy small-sized fries at McDonald's.

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As Americans, we often take our freedom for granted. But then a news story like this comes along, and we're forced to take a moment to really appreciate all the advantages we have. Because of a dispute over labor contracts in ports on the West Coast (of the U.S.), Japan is experiencing a potato shortage, and a potato shortage means a fry shortage. Japanese McDonald's are only selling small-size fries until potatoes are once again in abundance. In the meantime, Japanese fast-food eaters must practice something we never even have to think about here: moderation. Truly sad.

2. Prince George, because people on Twitter think he looks like Spanky from The Little Rascals.

Little Known Facts: In an earlier life, Prince George was actually Spanky in The Little Rascals. pic.twitter.com/hkM75DJugx

— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) December 14, 2014

In another century, comparing the future king to a little troublemaker nicknamed "Spanky" would have led to a swift beheading. But thanks to Twitter and the British constitution, fans of Prince George have been making the somewhat unfavorable comparison ever since Georgie's parents released his adorable Christmas photos to the world. Sure, Spanky is cute and all, but do his common, chubby cheeks really compare to His Royal Highness? No way, bub.

1. The neighbors of this newly engaged couple, whose proposal included a crane crashing through their apartment building's roof.

Buildings evacuated after Dutch crane smashes roof during marriage proposal http://t.co/QSOaW0gWp4pic.twitter.com/l46ArBYxyV

— Fox News (@FoxNews) December 14, 2014

A Dutchman wanted to surprise his girlfriend with a romantic proposal. And what romantic proposal is complete without the use of a crane? The unnamed man rented a crane so he could appear outside his girlfriend's window in the morning and pop the question, but the crane fell over and broke a hole in the neighbor's roof. Later, when the crane was being removed, it fell again, and the roof was further destroyed. Six apartments were evacuated. Even the town's mayor made an appearance at the scene of destruction. Anyway, the main thing is she said yes, and now they have a great theme idea for their wedding.

"I beg of you, please leave before I transform. I want you to remember me like this!" (via)

Look at Setsu-chan, this beautiful Japanese cat. He really is a looker, ain't he? Granted, those big blue eyes with white fur are a genetic tipoff that he's more than likely deaf, but that doesn't mean he's not still gorgeous.

"I can't hear you. Not that I want to." (via)

If that was all you knew about this cat, you might awwww a little bit and admire his bravery in the face of his inherited disability. But that is not all there is to know about this cat. Not by a long shot.

"If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to shut my eyes. I'm an adorable kitty." (via)

In fact, it might be kind of a good thing that he's deaf, because otherwise he might be constantly woken up by the sound of people screaming, "Dear god! What is that thing?" echoing in his perfect ears.

"Zzzz....all hail Beezelbubzzzzzzz.....kill....zzzzz" (via)

For, you see, Setsu-chan becomes something else entirely when he sleeps.

"zzzzzz eat the masters, make pets of their young....zzzzz." (via)

Something horrible.

"Transmission incoming from Dimension ZQX49....standby for overlord to possess body."
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Something wrong.

"....Dick Cheney was right....zzzzz" (via)

The person who posted these online claimes Setsu-chan was given the honorary title of "Most Awful Sleeping Face In Japan," although I'm pretty sure that's just what he titled his post. I wouldn't say "most awful." Most demonic? Most Cthulu-esque? Most reminds-me-of-my-college-roommate? Yes, but not many people would get that. The cat does, however, have his own picture book documenting all his sleeping faces.

"Must....enslave......something....zzzzz" (via)

Ooh, I got it! Just "Most sleeping face." I've seen a lot of sleeping faces on animals and humans alike, but that is the most sleeping of all. Good night, Setsu-chan. I hope you dream of slow mice and Internet glory.

A trunk for junk.

If this CCTV footage is real, it means there's at least one elephant that cares more about the environment than half the humans on the planet. The video, posted to YouTube by privateicams shows a female African elephant snacking on the leaves of a tree before walking over to scope out a nearby garbage bin. While there, she spots some trash on the ground, which she picks up and deposits it in the can.

It's pretty incredible footage. So incredible, that a lot of people are claiming it's fake. Though, no one has been able to explain exactly what about it isn't real. Of course, it could be a staged scene with an elephant trained to pick up trash. In which case, it would still mean that elephants can be trained to be more responsible about picking up garbage than most people.

If the video is legit, it shouldn't be too hard for authorities to find the person responsible for the mess, seeing as there doesn't appear to be another house within miles. On top of a hefty fine for littering, there should be an additional penalty for missing a garbage can from that distance.

Staring down the enemy.

Toy snakes come in all manner of forms: sadistic authority figures, intolerant neighbors, mean bosses, creepy dudes on the subway, belligerent prosthelytizers, and, of course, actual toy snakes. Wouldn't it be nice if we were all as lucky as Penny the beagle here and had brothers like Maymo to defend us from the cruel mechanized serpents of the world?

I'm not sure what's going on in Maymo's part of the world, but he's previously had run-ins with toy sharks...

...toy spiders...

...and toy robots.

This can't be a series of coincidences. Maymo has got to be doing something to bring all of these hardships upon himself. I should maybe put him in touch with my old therapist. She really helped me learn to start taking responsibility for my problems.

Mo' money, Mo' Islam.

Mohammed Islam is a senior at Stuyvesant High School in New York City. According to Mohammed, this son of Bengali immigrants who live in Queens now has a fortune "in the high eight figures," which outside estimates put at $72 million.

How did he achieve this feat? By trading crude oil and gold futures (and occasionally the pedestrian share in a company) at lunch, and sticking rigidly to a strategy he devised and "back-tested" so that he would never make another impulsive trade again.

You see, long before he made his teenage millions, he tried his hand in the market and lost a big share of the money he had earned by tutoring...when he was 9. "I didn't have the balls for it," he told New York magazine, in a statement that might actually not have been hyperbole.

Why did he go on to try again in high school and make millions? Well, it might have been because his cousin introduced him to the concepts of trading at a young age, and he subsequently became obsessed with studying the lives of successful investors (in particular, his idol Paul Tudor Jones). It could have been the thrill, as when he described how his hand shook as a young 9-year-old trader. Personally, I think he just wants you to feel like an unaccomplished schlub.

Mohammed (known as Mo) has partnered with Patrick Trablusi, an aspiring financier, and Damir Tulemaganbetov, a son of Kazakh oligarchs who looks "like a cigarette wearing a fedora," and the three have plans to launch a hedge fund as soon as Mo turns 18 and can get his broker-dealer license.

For now, according to their New York interview, the trio dine on apple juice and caviar...yes, apple juice and caviar...while excitedly comparing themselves to the characters of the Wall Street films and Wolf of Wall Street (note to movie producers: no more Wall Street movies with Wall Street in the title). They recently met with an investor who "basically wants to give us $150 million."

As successful as Mo has been, it's pretty clear who really lucked out, here: his new partners. "Mo's our maestro," Trablusi told New York. "He's going to be earning the big bucks. We're just going to try to fill his needs."

Which are mostly cracker and juice related (caviar comes on crackers) right now, because he is a child. How old are you, again?

Merry Christmeh! (Via)

Every year, it is the same thing: you get time off from work, only to be forced to put in time-and-a-half at home. How are you supposed to lie with the lambs when you're trapped on the roof, untangling lights? This one goes out to all the people who would rather wrap themselves in a blanket than wrap up a present. This is for all the folks that would rather light up some trees than light up their tree. It's for all the lazy celebrants who have had enough! The ones who say, "all I want for Christmas is to just sit here until New Years." I hear you, people. And I'm with you. In the spirit of peace on earth, I give you 13 great people who have given themselves the greatest gift of all: not giving a f@#k.

As a gift, she got her cousin's used Nintendo DS. (Via)

Just another reminder that it is Christmas every day for cab drivers. (Via)

This is how haunted houses say "I love you." (Via)

Feliz, nothing down! (Via)

This'll make returning it a snap. (Via)

How the Grinch stole my desire to decorate this year. (Via)

Finally, someone remembers the reason for the season. (Via)

It's the thought that doesn't count. (Via)

Rudolph and Spiderman appear in the third testament. (Via)

Might have been easier to just move in. (Via)

That car is HUGE. (Via)

Merry Keg-mas, and a hungover new year! (Via)